the fact that it was supposed to be "what shoes say about girls' personalities" but then it was literally just about their sexual habits....... speaks volumes
I occasionally think to myself "cuh i bored" and i remember when he told people "y'all are my 'cuh i bored' children'" and everyone like begged him no. He's always in the back of my mind and i don't even know if it's accurate lol
I don’t understand how people like Montaine stay on the internet so long…. He must be aware at this point that most people find him unbearable but it doesn’t seem to ever affect his ego?? He’s so full of himself that he’s convinced even the haters are in love with him
this is an insane thing to assume lmao. can we not just say "guy annoys me, did smth racist" why does it have to be "also he's clearly a type A subsection 4 narcissist bc i refuse to read into his actions any but the worst intentions" . ??
Man I just love when a white guy uses a blaccent just to pretend to be good at rapping. It’s mainly lyricism that makes rapping good (Mom, I’m famous )
Yes, lyricism and flow. They don't care because they don't care about the art form. They just think because black people made it they'll be by association "cool" but mostly profitable.
@@Leo-st9ti flow=lyricism....neither is above and saying one is says alot abt u muscially edi: yall js love arguing w someone who's an actual musician huh
lmao there are dozens of extremely successful rappers whose lyrics are mostly extremely misogynistic shit about how many women they fuck and how much money they make
I also struggle with being a good protagonist in games, I think it's a manifestation of people pleasing. I would encourage you to be evil in game, use it as a sandbox for cruelty. It helped me irl, not to be cruel but to be self serving instead of self sacrificing.
yesss i need to just FORCE myself to click the bad ones but also it’s cool having the feeling of like saving the day i guess and being a cool awesome badass. sometimes the evil responses are like very incel-y lol
I too struggle with this and always have, to the point of losing hours of gameplay just because I accidentally made a "bad" decision. But recently I decided to replay Assassin's Creed Odyssey on the hardest difficulty, and that kind of forced me to play as a true mercenary/sellsword. Before I'd not take any jobs just murdering random people or working for both sides of the war, but now I have to earn the money so I'm doing all of it. It's both a relief and a bit scary being so indifferent.
@@hesaidusSO TRUE. We need a video game where the “evil” options are actually nuanced and have worth while goals, just with morally questionable methods
@@GuntWastelander I suppose Baldur's Gate 3 does that, if you side with one group over the other You can also go full chaotic evil murderhobo with The Dark Urge ofc
i genuinely think montaine thinks that he’s original and interesting but everything he talks about is just like “omg crazy story” and it’s the most normal thing
Platforms are great for women of all heights. I used to hate being taller as a woman, but I've learned from experience from a partner who was taller than me that tall women are just amazing. If you're tall and you want platforms or high heels, get that shit, rock it out. It's great, especially if it makes you shorter than your partner. Makes things eye level that might not have been before.
unironically love how half this video turned into a rant about video games I remember trying to do an evil run in infamous to get the evil powers but jfc the evil options were HEINOUS in that game I couldn't bring myself to choose them
8:28 no Nick, these videos are like therapy for me. Watching you make fun of him is so cathartic and the only thing stopping me from going and harassing him myself
the rpg morality tangent at the end is v relatable, they make the options so stupid, it's either imperialism for the government or Being Really Evil and there's not a lot of games that allow a nuanced approach. thank you for putting words to a vibe that i haven't really ever had words for 😭
Love how he says here’s what shoes have to say about a woman’s “personality” and then continues to just describe how likely it is that they’d have sex with you. Ah yes… personality
Nick, in BG3, you can beat people up and bring their HP to 0 and knock them out without killing them. You just have to click on “passive” at the bottom of your action bar during a fight and click the non-lethal option, then only use melee attacks on the target (no magic).
your bit about not wanting to be mean in video games was so real💀💀💀 i can never play a dark side character in KOTOR 1 or 2 because i just feel so bad i accidentally get light side points LMFAO
Nah you weren't being a hater, it was clear you were just poking fun at him. Also really like hearing you talk about your perspective on living in L.A and feeling isolated as well as the gaming update. Starfield looks so good but I can't find time to justify getting it, so it's nice living vicariously through others who have been playing~
I agree!! I’m not in LA, im in an OC suburb and moved here a couple months ago from chi suburbs. But even here it feels a bit isolating. Ive made a few decent friends but everyone and everything is so spread out. And were all always working bc California is so expensive . I like it here, the beach is sick. But its a different world. I cant imagine what LA must be like
i totally get the video game thing. i tried to be all big and bad when i played fallout 4 but i just kept feeling guilty even tho i’m literally interacting with pixels on a screen. idk it just feels nice to be nice and to make ppl happy but it’s hard to balance that with people pleasing. especially when again they’re all fictional lines of code im personifying lol
I know exactly what Nick is talking ab with the games. Like I’ve been playing baldurs gate 3 and I wanna do a second run of just an evil psychopath but at the same time I know I’m gonna be like “oh but I gotta save the her because she’s really cool later in the game”
my fav part of this video is when you mute him and we get to just watch your reaction re gaming: i gotta play genuine 1st then i try being an absolute goblin. respect to all the aries & sags out there who go wild on initial playthrough
I agree so much about your point having to pick between being a hero and a terrible person in video games. That's always been my biggest gripe with lots of games. I really like the way Baldurs Gate usually has a variety of dialogue choices so you can really be whoever you want!
can i just say that the FIRST THING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, that people who mirror personalities have a “very toxic trait”, that is quite literally an autistic trait. i have done this since childhood and i cannot control it lol. cool casual ableism!
insanely high carisma and stealthiness, combined with the options to shove people and use people and nearby items as improvised melee weapons, have made me an absolute fiend in baldurs gate. And the possiblity to reload a save. I can cause havoc as much as i want and then just de-havoc it again if needs be
I love how the only thing a girl's shoes says about her is what her sex life is like, very cool random man on the internet, definitely not a weird/creepy thing to claim a girl wearing sneakers was the first *teenager* in her high school friend group to have sex.
cuh dey boad guy literally sees us girls as walking fleshlights. also, that 'shawty playing with my heart' made me DIE. Montaine makes me want to ask God for another flood.
i hate how he says he guesses women's personality based on their shoes but then only talks about thier sex life
I agree, I let the first one slide but it just got weird. Like why do you care about what imaginary women do in private??
@@strangeaelurus he's a pervert .
Yeah like the dude thinks their sex life is the only personality women have
Yeah like every one is just “this girl fucks”
women = objects of desire in that guy’s head
Nick's outfits are me going to the grocery store at 10 pm core.
Walmart crackhead core>>>>
too real, they're my "nobody is gonna see me so idc" outfits
@@moshroombamy cat and taco pants
Mmmm… that chocolate bar from the cuh Dey boad gas station sounds rreeeeeeeaaaalllll good right now
The sunglasses at night are a crucial part of the trip
"As a man, I have to tell everyone that if a woman wears shoes, she has SEX..." Thanks Montaine.
they only have sex cuh dey board
Also all the shows he picked were all. Like. SUCH lesbian shoes
as a nonbinary woman-adjacent person who has sex: i can confirm i also do wear shoes 🤯
@@buginaboglooked like the line outside a boygenius concert
the fact that it was supposed to be "what shoes say about girls' personalities" but then it was literally just about their sexual habits....... speaks volumes
the fit is giving nursing home rave
this one wins omg 😭😭
I’m crying laughing rn
real
This is the one 😭
cyclops in his old age
I always make sims with the mischief trait and consistently feel guilty using the mischief trait, so I relate
No this is facts😭
I made my sims kill her ugly husband but her kids walked in then gave her a hot goth wife 10 minutes later
Real
i like being mischievous but once i installed the extreme violence mod and it TRAUMATIZED me
All of a sudden I really wanna play Sims after looking into this mythical mischief trait. 😂😂😂
I’m being dead serious, watching this guy’s tiktoks literally makes my IBS flare up
Wait same I never put that together. Is there science behind this or..?
I occasionally think to myself "cuh i bored" and i remember when he told people "y'all are my 'cuh i bored' children'" and everyone like begged him no. He's always in the back of my mind and i don't even know if it's accurate lol
@@mediocre_fighe's just too damn salty
new 5 min craft life hack?
@@carlmclaggne anxiety is proven to effect ibs symptoms so they're probably not wrong look it up
does cuh dey boad know women arent just walking fleshlights bc im getting that vibe rn
Literally ! He gives off such bad vibes
"personality" "this is how much she ducks"
omg literally 😭😭 ik its hard to believe but not everyone is sexual!!!!!! crazy
somebody needs to tell him about the bechdel test because he clearly thinks women exist solely for men's enjoyment
I think that's supposed to be the joke. Might have been funny if only done once, and by someone else
I don’t understand how people like Montaine stay on the internet so long…. He must be aware at this point that most people find him unbearable but it doesn’t seem to ever affect his ego?? He’s so full of himself that he’s convinced even the haters are in love with him
tbh as annoying as it is the hate watch is getting him money, and thats 1010393090% the only reason hes doing it.
@@dillpickle0417 the tiktok program gives you like 3 cents per thousand views so if thats the case. How sad lmao
Cause y’all keep hate watching so it incentivizes him to keep going
It’s cuh Dey board
this is an insane thing to assume lmao. can we not just say "guy annoys me, did smth racist" why does it have to be "also he's clearly a type A subsection 4 narcissist bc i refuse to read into his actions any but the worst intentions" . ??
Bro's glasses give him +10 charisma and intelligence stats
bro is not justin y 🗣️🗣️
why r u everywhere
Rocking the Geordi La Forge look for real.
the glasses also help him hide how high he is
@@owen323justin y the goat
Montaine is like the human equivalent of a buzzfeed quiz
YES
this is so accurate
for a really long time i thought cuh de boad was him trying to say cuttingboard as some weird reference to all those fruits he keeps fondling
WAIT ITS NOT?
I literally thought the same exact thing until I watched the first video Nick did about this guy like 10 minutes ago! 😂
it is, it's a play on words in his rap
Nick has more spontaneity then a 80 year old that is ready to be 18 again
nick being a sick little hater is something i didn’t know i needed to see until now
Couldnt have put it better myself this video was an absolute delight
sometimes we just get in those moods, we r only human 💅🏻
as an italian who lives in nj, montaine scares me. literal biggest fear about "nj italian gangsters"
booooooo booooo this dude lives in new jersey boooooooo
@@kingdingaling3376LMAOOOOO😭
I want Nick’s glasses
I need nick’s glasses
I will kill for nick’s glasses
are they prescription? because omg 💀♥️
i want nick
@@figtreee37 woah now!
I really love the end when he started talking with with no end because it makes me feel like I am on a FaceTime call with a bestie.
LOLL that’s exactly what it is
Nick having moral dillemas in video games is the kind of wholesomeness I come for on the he said us channel
Man I just love when a white guy uses a blaccent just to pretend to be good at rapping. It’s mainly lyricism that makes rapping good
(Mom, I’m famous )
Yes, lyricism and flow. They don't care because they don't care about the art form. They just think because black people made it they'll be by association "cool" but mostly profitable.
Flow>lyricism
@@Leo-st9ti flow=lyricism....neither is above and saying one is says alot abt u muscially
edi: yall js love arguing w someone who's an actual musician huh
lmao there are dozens of extremely successful rappers whose lyrics are mostly extremely misogynistic shit about how many women they fuck and how much money they make
@@bitefesiliLyricism is important, but there is a reason ‘mumble rappers’ are more popular than poets.
I also struggle with being a good protagonist in games, I think it's a manifestation of people pleasing. I would encourage you to be evil in game, use it as a sandbox for cruelty. It helped me irl, not to be cruel but to be self serving instead of self sacrificing.
yesss i need to just FORCE myself to click the bad ones
but also it’s cool having the feeling of like saving the day i guess and being a cool awesome badass. sometimes the evil responses are like very incel-y lol
I too struggle with this and always have, to the point of losing hours of gameplay just because I accidentally made a "bad" decision. But recently I decided to replay Assassin's Creed Odyssey on the hardest difficulty, and that kind of forced me to play as a true mercenary/sellsword. Before I'd not take any jobs just murdering random people or working for both sides of the war, but now I have to earn the money so I'm doing all of it. It's both a relief and a bit scary being so indifferent.
@@hesaidusSO TRUE. We need a video game where the “evil” options are actually nuanced and have worth while goals, just with morally questionable methods
@@GuntWastelander I suppose Baldur's Gate 3 does that, if you side with one group over the other
You can also go full chaotic evil murderhobo with The Dark Urge ofc
I would just kill the NPCs in Skyrim and it was awesome.
i genuinely think montaine thinks that he’s original and interesting but everything he talks about is just like “omg crazy story” and it’s the most normal thing
That's "I never used public transport regularly" behavior and nobody can change my mind
I love how unfiltered Nick is and how little fucks he gives in this one just his exhaustion is so real
The fact that cuh dey boad sounds so much like cutting board is sooo funny
Platforms are great for women of all heights. I used to hate being taller as a woman, but I've learned from experience from a partner who was taller than me that tall women are just amazing. If you're tall and you want platforms or high heels, get that shit, rock it out. It's great, especially if it makes you shorter than your partner. Makes things eye level that might not have been before.
loving nick's cozy space-age yung grandpa look
the whole entire rant at the end was way more interesting than every one of montaine’s videos
The volume of content you create is impressive dude.
thanks it’s easy when i barely do anything. very low effort
but i WILL have a main channel video soon
unironically love how half this video turned into a rant about video games
I remember trying to do an evil run in infamous to get the evil powers but jfc the evil options were HEINOUS in that game I couldn't bring myself to choose them
Nick really swagged out on us, this sweater + shades combo is crazy
love when a woman's personality is apparently only comprised of how much sex she has ❤️
With the glasses and crochet cardigan Nick looks like a grandma time traveling back from 50 years in the future to make us this video
8:28 no Nick, these videos are like therapy for me. Watching you make fun of him is so cathartic and the only thing stopping me from going and harassing him myself
hey nick! i just got my wisdom teeth taken out today and this video made me feel a lot better, thanks for being you!!
hey shivd.2459! please give me your teeth
Congrats bro! Getting your wisdom teeth removed is always pretty stressful 👍
wisdom teeth was a daunting experience for me. i hope that you’re resting up. all i did when i got mine out was fortnite and it was not a good time
I got mine out a week ago and I promise it gets better! Doing those salt water rinses is the wooooorst haha but you’ll get through it!
Awww you'll get through the recovery before you know it. It does suck big time!!!
the rpg morality tangent at the end is v relatable, they make the options so stupid, it's either imperialism for the government or Being Really Evil and there's not a lot of games that allow a nuanced approach. thank you for putting words to a vibe that i haven't really ever had words for 😭
I love how nick never fails to show us his newest pair of Dad tactical glasses
Love how he says here’s what shoes have to say about a woman’s “personality” and then continues to just describe how likely it is that they’d have sex with you. Ah yes… personality
Nick, in BG3, you can beat people up and bring their HP to 0 and knock them out without killing them. You just have to click on “passive” at the bottom of your action bar during a fight and click the non-lethal option, then only use melee attacks on the target (no magic).
Good information, thanks!
I love how much of a hater nick is in this video it’s very funny, plus the glasses make it better
your bit about not wanting to be mean in video games was so real💀💀💀
i can never play a dark side character in KOTOR 1 or 2 because i just feel so bad i accidentally get light side points LMFAO
omg in kotor 1 i was such a people pleaser
knowing that youve played kotor makes me giggle and kick my feet in the air omg@@hesaidus
Nah you weren't being a hater, it was clear you were just poking fun at him. Also really like hearing you talk about your perspective on living in L.A and feeling isolated as well as the gaming update. Starfield looks so good but I can't find time to justify getting it, so it's nice living vicariously through others who have been playing~
thank u!!!
I agree!! I’m not in LA, im in an OC suburb and moved here a couple months ago from chi suburbs. But even here it feels a bit isolating. Ive made a few decent friends but everyone and everything is so spread out. And were all always working bc California is so expensive . I like it here, the beach is sick. But its a different world. I cant imagine what LA must be like
You can tell this is the kind of guy who legit loves his own voice
glad nick released this for his viewers cuh dey bored rn
nicks outfits are always fire 🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶
i love watching nick get vaguely irritated by someone on tiktok that ive never heard of
his tiktoks are what you hear as you enter hell
satan would never hurt us like that
watching this in the office of my moms work. please pray for me
BTW the pineapple thing is done with a specific pineapple, like it was modified to do the thing everyone thinks pineapples in general can do due to TT
why does he think we r laughing with him..
fr like fym “your my son” like no one’s laughing with you montaine 🙁
oh my god that cardigan rules + impeccable color coord with the shine of the glasses. I will be forever envious
Nick’s cardigan so cute
i totally get the video game thing. i tried to be all big and bad when i played fallout 4 but i just kept feeling guilty even tho i’m literally interacting with pixels on a screen. idk it just feels nice to be nice and to make ppl happy but it’s hard to balance that with people pleasing. especially when again they’re all fictional lines of code im personifying lol
The reason I wear platform shoes as a 5'8" woman is to weed people out like Montaine. It works pretty well
you're always coming in hot with the content my friend, thank you.
Nick's glasses is giving _LeVar Burton meets Cyclops from X-Men_
I know exactly what Nick is talking ab with the games. Like I’ve been playing baldurs gate 3 and I wanna do a second run of just an evil psychopath but at the same time I know I’m gonna be like “oh but I gotta save the her because she’s really cool later in the game”
YES the bauldurs gate pacifist struggle is realllll
i'm so high rn that nicks rant about starfield felt like we were on a ft call LMAO
i love how nick just started talking about games and movies out of nowhere
loved the little monologue in the end, reminded me of hanging out with your friends during a smoke sesh
The new TMNT was really fun!! The music was really good.. I was alone in the theater too it was really really nice lol
“Noooo not shawty “ 💀💀💀💀
14:13 i’m mega fuckin high rn and forgot that he was talking about a video game and thought he just had a really weird alien encounter
my fav part of this video is when you mute him and we get to just watch your reaction
re gaming: i gotta play genuine 1st then i try being an absolute goblin. respect to all the aries & sags out there who go wild on initial playthrough
he’s like the equivalent of any buzzfeed quiz or article but as a person
ah that queef jerky break was refreshing
I agree so much about your point having to pick between being a hero and a terrible person in video games. That's always been my biggest gripe with lots of games. I really like the way Baldurs Gate usually has a variety of dialogue choices so you can really be whoever you want!
can i just say that the FIRST THING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, that people who mirror personalities have a “very toxic trait”, that is quite literally an autistic trait. i have done this since childhood and i cannot control it lol. cool casual ableism!
Nick entering his dark knight returns mutant gang member era with the glasses
you’re dressed like a gen z version of the dude and i’m living for it
insanely high carisma and stealthiness, combined with the options to shove people and use people and nearby items as improvised melee weapons, have made me an absolute fiend in baldurs gate. And the possiblity to reload a save. I can cause havoc as much as i want and then just de-havoc it again if needs be
i think i would be much less bothered if he actually made some food with the vegtables
This dude is Oscar Wilde mixed with Jerry Seinfeld.
Dude’s rapping voice clearly indicates he does not know the importance of being earnest
I'm glad you came out with this actually becudiwasboid..
I’ll find any excuse to insert “Cuh de bwort” into a conversation.
I love the glasses 😭
omg heathers fan
I love how the only thing a girl's shoes says about her is what her sex life is like, very cool random man on the internet, definitely not a weird/creepy thing to claim a girl wearing sneakers was the first *teenager* in her high school friend group to have sex.
the glasses and cardigan combo goes so hard
Hi I love your vids I watch them to bring me out of my depression
No joke, this is on of my favorite videos you’ve ever made.
LOLLL THANKS
My alternate suggestion for a Montaine brand transition is that he starts a cooking show on Food Network
Holy shit.
Cuh dey boad -> cutting board
The fit is so funny 😭😭😭 the casual baggy grandpa sweater thing with the sleek futuristic glasses is so good
i am crying.
cuh dey boad guy literally sees us girls as walking fleshlights. also, that 'shawty playing with my heart' made me DIE. Montaine makes me want to ask God for another flood.
Nick you don't get it, it's cuh dey bowd
I know its hard to admit it but it's true 😔
nicks vibe here is my aspired look
don't wake me up when september ends man
wake me up when montaine makes sense
Nick being sick and hunched over like that is giving "grumpy old lady that gives goods advice"
Honestly I’m not even on TikTok I just watch nick to stay up to date
take a shot every time nick says “what are you talking about”
just started the video, nick… what the freak😭
Uhhhh yeah ... my freak meter is maxxed out BIG TIME ...
I felt the same about being evil in BG3. Like my character is dark urge and she is RANCID OH MY GOD
i watched him during my breakup and i feel like i went even more crazy with every video he made
The last 6 minutes of this video are a fever dream.
Nick’s fits been going so hard lately
I always struggle being mean in video games like i worry so much with dialogue choicessssss
your style is so cool Nick
I love how he literally doesn’t talk about their personalities at all 😭
make glasses like this as merch please with ur name on it
Nicks glasses are very cool! They are very stylish and hip. I am not being forced to saying this! They are great!😀😀
this fit goes so hard
To this day I don’t know if his music is a meme or not I’ve literally never once actually gone to listen to it myself