He was furious that she wouldn’t answer the phone when he wanted, so he did the immature thing to punish her. It would have cost less in gas for him to turn around then for her to make a separate trip, but this wasn’t about saving money. It was about teaching her a lesson in her _always_ being available whenever he wants her to be, because he is extremely important and she isn’t.
I couldn’t find the words ty. I can’t stand when men are like this with relationships. He did SO much mental gymnastics and set up all these justifications instead of just doing smth thoughtful for his wife. Bruh.
I almost liked this comment thinking it was funny then scrolled down to see another 20 comments spamming the same thing, if this is intended to be hate yall gotta do better
if a man referred to me as a "woman with emotional problems" that's an INSTANT break-up. especially since this guy was the one being stubborn and trying to make a point?? about canned pumpkin??? like he's just a jerk.
The thing that bothers me the most is that he knew they needed the canned pumpkin and didn't get it because they'd have double IF they already had it. HE KNEW and still didn't get it! It's not like his wife didn't mention what she was making or that canned pumpkin was an ingredient, HE KNEW THEY NEEDED IT. My mom has gotten things double accidentally, and guess what we do... That's right, we use them up by making food with those ingredients!! I just can't bye-
Not to mention that canned pumpkin lasts like a year! Just stick it in the back of the pantry and make some pumpkin bread or something in a few months.
and if he's so freaking worried about having another extra can around he can keep the receipt and make his wife take it back to the store for a refund. his schtick is being really stupid and simple minded yet confident and annoyed at everyone else for being so lame. bill maher school of comedy. okayyyyy.
canned food has an expiration date. it can definitely go bad. the more acidic, the faster it goes. pumpkin has a shelf life of 3 or so years, on the high end. if kept in a cold dark place, could be longer. but no, anything in a can over 5 years old, do not eat it.
the canned pumpkin thing sounds like something my parents would scream at each other for, for like 15 minutes, and then not talk for almost a day. you can only make so many "my dumb wife" videos before i start questioning the dysfunctional nature of your marriage
If this is the worst thing he’s done in his marriage then I’m sure his wife is fine. But in reality we know this kind of weaponized incompetence is very common and we just know he does this shit all the time
my mom was saying earlier this week how great my dad is at just popping out to get ingredients if we need them right away and how much she appreciates that. sometimes I take for granted how respectful they are of each other until I see shit like this man and think: thank god my parents haven’t made hating each other their personality.
Yeah I grew up with a dad who shows love through acts of service and anticipating the needs of the people around him; who loves my mom so much, visibly and shamelessly; and who enjoys taking advantage of any opportunity where he can come through and take care of something for her. I aspire to be the kind of partner that he has always modeled, and I routinely forget just how many men out there absolutely despise their wives.
10 years of marriage and not aware his wife busy making Thanksgiving dinner will probably forget something on the grocery list and be too busy to look at her phone? Was no one else at the house who he could have called? Sounds like he wanted to take his anger out on someone. Join a boxing club.
It's sad because the person who was going to be a beneficiary of her baking and cooking these elaborate meals amd deserts was him and the kids. She was doing all of that to make Thanksgiving special for her family. Such a lack of appreciation 😪
anyone with common sense in this dilemma would just get it. You know it’s more of a problem if you need it and don’t have it rhan if you have it and don’t need it. would be way more understandable if he just didn’t know but he literally knew it should’ve been on the list…
This is why people are unhappy in marriage they treat things like yours and mine instead of ours. If he knows he needs canned pumpkin but can’t remember if he has it at home or not, would he drive all the way home just to confirm and drive back? If he were half way home and remembered that he definitely did not have the pumpkin, would he drive all the way home just turn around and go back to the store? No. He wouldn’t do that to himself because it’s illogical, but I’d more than happy to do that to his wife. Instead of taking one for the team and driving the half way back, or the logical thing and just buying the can, he wants to play the petty game. No partnership
i dont like the undertones of videos like this where its like “this is what all women are like and its annoying” when any situation like this is just human stuff. like yea dude, when you have a close relationship with someone where you coexist in the same space and share tasks like grocery shopping, sometimes things dont go literally perfect constantly. ppl forget things. ppl dont pick up when u call sometimes. ppl get annoyed with eachother. its not “this is how marriage is and it SUCKS”, its “human relationships are complex and small conflicts are natural”
If you really listen to him he’s telling men, look out for this attribute in women, where they don’t have time for you and the subtext is, “I had a feeling I needed this but couldn’t make decisions by myself, so this is someone else’s fault.” This is a child.
the “i care about women and speak up for them online but cheat on my girlfriends irl” guy archetype doesnt fucking exist lmao this guys living in another universe
i could see where he’d be annoyed at first!! it’s happened to me before and i was definitely a little irked, but it’s just not *that* serious?? how and why is he milking it and making it worse 😭
I do feel like this interaction is pretty common. Like definitely a lot of married people who have this with their partners. Just think its really weird when it gets added to Tiktok
@@mitya1045 I don't think nick did anything wrong but if he did I would like to see the proof cause I'm not gonna keep watching him if he did sa someone
@@beautiful_tornado and thats entirely fair but you have to realise that sa is INSANELY hard to prove especially if it was exclusively an in-person interaction
Nick, you’re a good content creator. I know the last few months have been tough but I just want you to know I’m still watching because you’re really talented and a decent human being.
Went from on his side (bc wife didn't list the pumpkin to me that'd imply we had it, though refusing to turn back is eh) tooo not feeling like his wife is safe with him hah hah speaking from experience
Hah omg my husband would never do this! This is not how it is when you’re married, because if you want to have a good relationship you won’t do crappy stuff like this guy.
@@oberyncarzer5620 the funniest thing abt nickisnotgreen are the supersomething fans that click on every vid just to spam hate 😭 its never that serious get a life
What a strange independent man can’t make the executive decisions to buy a canned food that’ll last over a year 🙃 bet that was the only task he had to take care of for thanksgiving.
I'm married. And this exact situation has happened to me. Thought we needed something, she didnt answer because she was with the kids. I left, she called and had to go back. And the whole reason he went to the store was so they could make pumpkin bars. And without canned pumpkin, you can't make them. So his trip was for nothing unless he went back. Smh lol.
being unsure if you should buy something thats not on the grocery list, is relatable for me. (i got flamed for buying something thats not on the list. because "it wasnt on the list, why would you buy it".) But saying NO when she calls is wild, would never come to my mind.
Those glasses won't hide your shame.......the shame of being knocked off your high horse and having to face the consequences. Which you are not we can see by the way you're still hiding.
not forgetting what he did? making a mistake? y’all need to go outside. not to mention they allegations are not even false but yall will do anything to protect predatory males
I don't respect you for anything you've said or done in this entire situation Nick. But I'm glad you are taking a break and I hope you are really going to think about all of the hurt and pain you caused to everyone involved including your own friends. I'm just as mad about how you threw your "friends" under the bus when you thought it might save you in the eyes of your fans as I was when you spread lies and misinformation about a channel I absolutely love in your first 2 videos doubling down on lies. Stop with the drama content because it seems to have really truly gone to your head in a toxic and bad way. If you can't come up with some new content take a longer break, more than just a month away from making videos. You have the best job in the world where you can take those kind of breaks if needed.
So if.... Unused canned pumpkin will stay in the pantry for a year... Then... How did he not know whether there was a can of pumpkin in the pantry for an entire year??? Did he just not check the pantry for the whole of 2023
dude this guy is SO MAD that his wife couldn't answer the phone. like that seems like what he's really mad about, especially when he mentioned like "she just calls people to chit-chat" like isn't that the point...? he's acting like he has never had to decline a call. also it isn't like some insanely overwhelming task to buy fucking canned pumpkin 😭 JUST GET THE FUCKIN PUMPKIN
Just keep going on pretending you are not responsible for falsely accusing, taunting victims, and ruining innocent people’s lives for internet clout. 3 deleted non- apologies and some silent privated videos doesn’t fix the harm you did.
I hate guys like this who like to place the blame of the joke failing onto the morals of the audience. IT JUST ISN'T FUNNY. He can analyze comments all day long, but in the end you can get away with saying just about anything if its actually funny.
I couldn’t be married to that guy. We forgot canned yams for thanksgiving and remembered after going to two grocery stores and before turning into the neighborhood. So, my partner took a detour to the next closest store to get one. Homeboy didn’t want the pumpkin pie enough😂
Another thing that wasn't considered...you can also RETURN the canned pumpkin if it was really that much of an issue and you already had it at home.😮😮😮
i think its definitely his attitude and for him to say''this is marriage'' is not fair he should be more flexible and not think things are black and white and marriage should be a compromise even for small things , fpor him to be stern and say oh well u should have answered then ,its childish and not an attitude of a married person
I get the idea that maybe you don't want to buy something if you're not gonna use it. But when it's something you clearly need (especially since his wife had to go and get it anyway), maybe just go back and get it? It's way more of a hassel to have someone else go out and get it and waste more gas than just turning around and going back. Even if she should have answered, just get it
I mean sure… but people make mistakes, they aren’t perfect. That’s not the point tho, the point is, If they called you halfway home said they needed something, would you go and get it, even if it means going back or would you punish them for their mistake?
guys cmon i don’t have pink eye i dont!!!!
Idk about you guys but that sounds justtt like something someone w pink eye would say 😔
I don't want to be the one to give you bad news
Yeah whatever you say doctor pink eye
idddkkkkk mannn the glasses r also kindaaaa….
why would u lie to ur audience!!!
He was furious that she wouldn’t answer the phone when he wanted, so he did the immature thing to punish her. It would have cost less in gas for him to turn around then for her to make a separate trip, but this wasn’t about saving money. It was about teaching her a lesson in her _always_ being available whenever he wants her to be, because he is extremely important and she isn’t.
Omg yes, this guy is the worst
Yes, this was 100% a power trip!!!
What? Did it seem like he was furious?
If he wanted to teach her a lesson and be mature about it, he could have pretended he didn't get it at first, but then he actually got it.
I couldn’t find the words ty. I can’t stand when men are like this with relationships. He did SO much mental gymnastics and set up all these justifications instead of just doing smth thoughtful for his wife. Bruh.
can we start the conspiracy nick has pink eye🫶🏻
Girl what
he only makes hesaidus videos when he gets a pink eye flare up
Like, the sickness or he deadass has pink eyes
I almost liked this comment thinking it was funny then scrolled down to see another 20 comments spamming the same thing, if this is intended to be hate yall gotta do better
@@simma264 omg no it's not hate dw, it's a silly joke cause he always wears sunglasses in his hesaidus videos
if a man referred to me as a "woman with emotional problems" that's an INSTANT break-up. especially since this guy was the one being stubborn and trying to make a point?? about canned pumpkin??? like he's just a jerk.
The thing that bothers me the most is that he knew they needed the canned pumpkin and didn't get it because they'd have double IF they already had it. HE KNEW and still didn't get it! It's not like his wife didn't mention what she was making or that canned pumpkin was an ingredient, HE KNEW THEY NEEDED IT. My mom has gotten things double accidentally, and guess what we do... That's right, we use them up by making food with those ingredients!! I just can't bye-
Not to mention that canned pumpkin lasts like a year! Just stick it in the back of the pantry and make some pumpkin bread or something in a few months.
and if he's so freaking worried about having another extra can around he can keep the receipt and make his wife take it back to the store for a refund. his schtick is being really stupid and simple minded yet confident and annoyed at everyone else for being so lame. bill maher school of comedy. okayyyyy.
@@garydeforve5055LITERALLY BRO IGNORED YOU CAN GET REFUNDS. Even if that takes effort, what he ended up getting himself into was so much worse
Someone explain to this man that canned food can rot in a basement for 60 years and still be edible
you mean not rot right ha ha ha im smart and funny
canned food has an expiration date. it can definitely go bad. the more acidic, the faster it goes. pumpkin has a shelf life of 3 or so years, on the high end. if kept in a cold dark place, could be longer. but no, anything in a can over 5 years old, do not eat it.
@@hell0mega Correct, canned foods can be the danger zone if you're not sure what you're looking for
Can rot.
Botulism~
the canned pumpkin thing sounds like something my parents would scream at each other for, for like 15 minutes, and then not talk for almost a day. you can only make so many "my dumb wife" videos before i start questioning the dysfunctional nature of your marriage
These videos are always like “everyone hates the pre-shredded sharp cheddar cheese guy”
nobody hates that guy. shredded cheese is great 😢
@@kimmihashi7316you don't know what he did to the cheese...
this college rule notebook paper drama is crazy
If this is the worst thing he’s done in his marriage then I’m sure his wife is fine. But in reality we know this kind of weaponized incompetence is very common and we just know he does this shit all the time
Even if you sided with this guy on his story or not, who wants a canned pumpkin shirt
I use canned pumpkin everyday and I wouldn't wear a shirt of it
nick your pink eye is normal, happens to the best of us
For over three months?
We've all had Pink Eye, its okay Nick
That guy 100% just lives in his own world. He seems absolutely insufferable.
NICK HAS PINK EYE
my mom was saying earlier this week how great my dad is at just popping out to get ingredients if we need them right away and how much she appreciates that. sometimes I take for granted how respectful they are of each other until I see shit like this man and think: thank god my parents haven’t made hating each other their personality.
aww mad respect for your parents
Yeah I grew up with a dad who shows love through acts of service and anticipating the needs of the people around him; who loves my mom so much, visibly and shamelessly; and who enjoys taking advantage of any opportunity where he can come through and take care of something for her. I aspire to be the kind of partner that he has always modeled, and I routinely forget just how many men out there absolutely despise their wives.
10 years of marriage and not aware his wife busy making Thanksgiving dinner will probably forget something on the grocery list and be too busy to look at her phone? Was no one else at the house who he could have called? Sounds like he wanted to take his anger out on someone. Join a boxing club.
It's sad because the person who was going to be a beneficiary of her baking and cooking these elaborate meals amd deserts was him and the kids. She was doing all of that to make Thanksgiving special for her family. Such a lack of appreciation 😪
nick its okay, we love you even though you have pink eye ! ♡😊
when you think about the fact that the wife was probably busy cooking the rest of the food, it makes it so much worse
Yeah this guy seems exhausting. Not just to be married to, but to exist around.
anyone with common sense in this dilemma would just get it. You know it’s more of a problem if you need it and don’t have it rhan if you have it and don’t need it. would be way more understandable if he just didn’t know but he literally knew it should’ve been on the list…
“idiot wife or canned pumpkin husband” made me laugh SO hard
This is why people are unhappy in marriage they treat things like yours and mine instead of ours. If he knows he needs canned pumpkin but can’t remember if he has it at home or not, would he drive all the way home just to confirm and drive back? If he were half way home and remembered that he definitely did not have the pumpkin, would he drive all the way home just turn around and go back to the store? No. He wouldn’t do that to himself because it’s illogical, but I’d more than happy to do that to his wife. Instead of taking one for the team and driving the half way back, or the logical thing and just buying the can, he wants to play the petty game. No partnership
i dont like the undertones of videos like this where its like “this is what all women are like and its annoying” when any situation like this is just human stuff. like yea dude, when you have a close relationship with someone where you coexist in the same space and share tasks like grocery shopping, sometimes things dont go literally perfect constantly. ppl forget things. ppl dont pick up when u call sometimes. ppl get annoyed with eachother. its not “this is how marriage is and it SUCKS”, its “human relationships are complex and small conflicts are natural”
this is the first im hearing of canned pumpkin guy. also did you guys hear nick has pinkeye?
If you really listen to him he’s telling men, look out for this attribute in women, where they don’t have time for you and the subtext is, “I had a feeling I needed this but couldn’t make decisions by myself, so this is someone else’s fault.” This is a child.
the “i care about women and speak up for them online but cheat on my girlfriends irl” guy archetype doesnt fucking exist lmao this guys living in another universe
wait wym cheat? 🫣
i could see where he’d be annoyed at first!! it’s happened to me before and i was definitely a little irked, but it’s just not *that* serious?? how and why is he milking it and making it worse 😭
I do feel like this interaction is pretty common. Like definitely a lot of married people who have this with their partners. Just think its really weird when it gets added to Tiktok
Gotta love how his "comedy” ranges from outdated skits to offering medical advice on obesity. What a legend!
People talking about pink eye while Nick still defending false allegations of SA
What proof do you have that it wasn’t true?
@@Badbadlolodown what proof do you have that it's true?
@@beautiful_tornado id rather believe a possible attention seeker than a possible sex offender
@@mitya1045 I don't think nick did anything wrong but if he did I would like to see the proof cause I'm not gonna keep watching him if he did sa someone
@@beautiful_tornado and thats entirely fair but you have to realise that sa is INSANELY hard to prove especially if it was exclusively an in-person interaction
I genuinely love Liver, such a good song I’ve had it on loop lately. Definitely you two’s best yet.
90% sure this is the same guy who joked about anorexia
Nick, you’re a good content creator. I know the last few months have been tough but I just want you to know I’m still watching because you’re really talented and a decent human being.
I hope your break offers you some peace and perspective! Good on you for taking care of yourself 💜
thanks for all the entertainment this year nick, can’t wait for the next! hope you’re well and have a great holiday ☮️&💟
The fat joke is worse cause it’s basically just a worse delivery of an old Ricky Gervais joke 💀
Went from on his side (bc wife didn't list the pumpkin to me that'd imply we had it, though refusing to turn back is eh) tooo not feeling like his wife is safe with him hah hah speaking from experience
i can't believe nick has pink eye 😢
Hah omg my husband would never do this! This is not how it is when you’re married, because if you want to have a good relationship you won’t do crappy stuff like this guy.
I love how you are more emotionally intelligent than most 50-year-old men.
Doubt
Yeah… sure lmao
@@oberyncarzer5620 the funniest thing abt nickisnotgreen are the supersomething fans that click on every vid just to spam hate 😭 its never that serious get a life
you're one funny gal
Nah he’s an expected level of mature for his age
Congratz on falling below 700K on your main channel. Well deserved.
Notice how even this channel is tanking subs?
Notice how it all happened because he thought he was better than others and jumped into a situation that did not require him at all?
This bit about it not being on the list is at least 30 years old. I can't remember the comedian but the story was told with a better tone and timing.
omg id be super interested to see the original, ive never heard of that
What a strange independent man can’t make the executive decisions to buy a canned food that’ll last over a year 🙃 bet that was the only task he had to take care of for thanksgiving.
I'm married. And this exact situation has happened to me. Thought we needed something, she didnt answer because she was with the kids. I left, she called and had to go back.
And the whole reason he went to the store was so they could make pumpkin bars. And without canned pumpkin, you can't make them. So his trip was for nothing unless he went back. Smh lol.
honestly when i found out you have pink eye i really didnt expect this kinda thing from you. really disappointing nick.
being unsure if you should buy something thats not on the grocery list, is relatable for me.
(i got flamed for buying something thats not on the list. because "it wasnt on the list, why would you buy it".)
But saying NO when she calls is wild, would never come to my mind.
Everybody hates Chris❌️ everyone hates the canned pumpkin guy ✅️
When they are bickering about dumb shit, like buying $2 canned pumpkin, you know divorce is in there future.
“learn as a grown man” gagged me
Neither of them were explicitly wrong the guy was just a dick about it
yea it was literally just a super convoluted way of saying “it was a joke”. just cuz he didnt say it explicitly, doesnt make it a different argument
“I wish I could love more today” I felt that 😂
R u wearing glasses to cover up your pinkeye?
do married men not love their wives?? get the pumpkin!!
Bruh he sounds like the 7 second Riddles narrator 😂
I’m so tired of old white men acting dumb on the internet. He knew what he was doing, and how people would react.
this is why nobody wants a male instacart shopper
Acting like ur all cool and unaffected while spending this much time carefully addressing it is sooo funny to me
Sorry about the pink eye dawg. Get well soon.
Those glasses won't hide your shame.......the shame of being knocked off your high horse and having to face the consequences. Which you are not we can see by the way you're still hiding.
so dramatic over a mistake lmfao
Hope the break is kind to you Nick ~ take the time you need
Almost choked on my drink after hearing “would you rather have an idiot wife or a canned pumpkin husband” 10/10
1 month off for pink eye? that shit must be lethal
day 6 of saying that we will not forget what you did nick
elaborate??
not forgetting what he did? making a mistake? y’all need to go outside. not to mention they allegations are not even false but yall will do anything to protect predatory males
@@kunpunkowait what are they talking about?
his shirt "oral, all protein no carbs" with a c*m stain... classy!
happy holidays nick isnitgreen!🙏
I don't respect you for anything you've said or done in this entire situation Nick. But I'm glad you are taking a break and I hope you are really going to think about all of the hurt and pain you caused to everyone involved including your own friends.
I'm just as mad about how you threw your "friends" under the bus when you thought it might save you in the eyes of your fans as I was when you spread lies and misinformation about a channel I absolutely love in your first 2 videos doubling down on lies.
Stop with the drama content because it seems to have really truly gone to your head in a toxic and bad way. If you can't come up with some new content take a longer break, more than just a month away from making videos. You have the best job in the world where you can take those kind of breaks if needed.
what happened??
Another absolute DUB, Nicholas
pinkisnoteye
So if.... Unused canned pumpkin will stay in the pantry for a year... Then... How did he not know whether there was a can of pumpkin in the pantry for an entire year??? Did he just not check the pantry for the whole of 2023
I hope ur doing okay Nick.
dude this guy is SO MAD that his wife couldn't answer the phone. like that seems like what he's really mad about, especially when he mentioned like "she just calls people to chit-chat" like isn't that the point...? he's acting like he has never had to decline a call. also it isn't like some insanely overwhelming task to buy fucking canned pumpkin 😭 JUST GET THE FUCKIN PUMPKIN
Just keep going on pretending you are not responsible for falsely accusing, taunting victims, and ruining innocent people’s lives for internet clout. 3 deleted non- apologies and some silent privated videos doesn’t fix the harm you did.
Bro doesn't know pumpkin pie is served from early November to the end of the holidays?
This man talks like how boomers write emails
I hate guys like this who like to place the blame of the joke failing onto the morals of the audience. IT JUST ISN'T FUNNY. He can analyze comments all day long, but in the end you can get away with saying just about anything if its actually funny.
I couldn’t be married to that guy. We forgot canned yams for thanksgiving and remembered after going to two grocery stores and before turning into the neighborhood. So, my partner took a detour to the next closest store to get one. Homeboy didn’t want the pumpkin pie enough😂
Really had to hide on the third channel, huh
i love ur content he said us plz keep posting till my time comes
This channel remaining up is proof your apology is just for damage control
i hope you have a great rest of your year nick. get some well-deserved r&r
But why would they already have canned pumpkin???
Omg that's actually exactly the face I was making watching this and didn't even realize it till you said lolol
Sounds like this guy could’ve just taken this to the aita subreddit and stfu
Another thing that wasn't considered...you can also RETURN the canned pumpkin if it was really that much of an issue and you already had it at home.😮😮😮
i think its definitely his attitude and for him to say''this is marriage'' is not fair he should be more flexible and not think things are black and white and marriage should be a compromise even for small things , fpor him to be stern and say oh well u should have answered then ,its childish and not an attitude of a married person
dude as soon as he said “women with emotional problems “. shit got crazy
this man is a brian jordan alvarez character
Why not just buy a spare can lol, the cost of gas for the return trip is probably about the same...
take care nick have a good break !! :))
Canned pumpkin guy? More like panned bumpkin fly
Also proposed solution: look up the recipe 😮
I need merch that says “be chill and do something”
I get the idea that maybe you don't want to buy something if you're not gonna use it. But when it's something you clearly need (especially since his wife had to go and get it anyway), maybe just go back and get it? It's way more of a hassel to have someone else go out and get it and waste more gas than just turning around and going back. Even if she should have answered, just get it
Am I the only one with this viewpoint?: If my partner didn't put it on the list, then I know for a fact that we have some
I mean sure… but people make mistakes, they aren’t perfect. That’s not the point tho, the point is, If they called you halfway home said they needed something, would you go and get it, even if it means going back or would you punish them for their mistake?
Love your videos so much!!! Please keep your head up and take time, whenever you wanna come back we will be ready! ❤❤
hey nick, i hope you have a safe and good recovery from pink eye 🫶🩷👁️
get well soon Nick pink eye sucks :/
this guy doesn't have a thought 5 he has a loose 20