THANKSKILLING (2009) RiffView | Dr. Wolfula
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I honestly thought she was going to say Jesus when she said "There's only one man in my life".
This one may be my new favorite.
Doc getting frustrated makes me laugh even more...
The sarcasm in this one is the best.
✨Pure. Gold.✨
Girl: "Thanks Daddy. I'd die if it wasn't for you."
Killer Turkey wearing her father's face: ..... "More like you WILL die if it WAS for me."
10/10 film
I just introduced my brother to this channel and this was the first video he saw. He laughed but after the video was done he said “I have to ask, why is he a werewolf?” I replied “that’s just the way he is.” My brother just nodded and accepted it. Honestly that’s the best response I could have hoped for.
He’s not a werewolf he’s a wolfulite
5:40 "God DAMN Sharyll, that coffee taste like shiit!"
I'm sorry...I laughed.
Gods, this Riffview was so much funnier than the actual movie. Thankskilling makes Death Bed: the Bed that Eats, look like a masterpiece.
Exactly what I wanted for Christmas!
Triumph- "Hey Turkie"
Turkie- "What?"
Triumph- "You look good"
Turkie "Oh Thanks"
Triumph- "FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm sorry I had to do it lol
"Do I smell a sequel? BIAAAAAAATCH" gets me everytime lol
15:08 “it almost did, but it didn’t.” That is some great writing...
“Nerds are fucking filthy scum”
I literally spit out the iced tea I was taking a drink of and burst out laughing. The disdain in your voice was palpable. 😂
Well Turkey is ate at Christmas, so you're not that late Doc.
@Gary Anderton isn't goose only when you can't afford turkey?
I'm just baffled by the idea of fucking poultry being subject to both seasonal _and class_ restrictions...
@Abe Garfield yes
*Big Smoke Intensifies*
“No, I meant like a dick, not like a person”
“That may be the first joke she’s told that wasn’t about Jonbenet Ramsey”
That is a collection of words I never thought I would hear in my natural life
I know a Christmas-y type movie you can review. “Ginger-Dead Man”
Featuring gary busey!
I've seen Ginger Dead Man it's just as STUPID as Thankskilling and Jack Frost the Killer Snowman movie Basically it's a poor man's Child Play movie
@@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 That's the point
@@KingNexusMOCs In my opinion, Ginger-dead man is better than Thankskilling
that movie is basically thankskilling 3 but it’s on less drugs
“ *The script is awful, The characters don’t make any sense, The acting sucks, The editing is choppy, The sound design is awful, The music is some of the worst music I ever heard in my life! Everything is Bad!* “
~Ralph Sepe
Turkey: Fucking Weather but it's nice today huh?
Me: Yeah Nice Day
It's been a while since I watched your vids. Missed ya man
I remember requesting this in a live stream
So happy that i started your videos, Doc! Going through a rough time right now, but you your videos make me laugh and forget about it all, even for a few minuets
Jesus Christ . . . makes you realize how awesome stuff like Mad Max, Evil Dead and Bad Taste really are!
MAD MAX, EVIL DEAD and BAD TASTE are AWESOME
21:08, I laughed way too hard at that part!!!😅😅😅
Also Happy Belated Thanksgiving ! And Early Christmas !
Does anyone else start talking like Dr. Wolfula after watching too many of his videos, or is it just me?
You're right...I was talking like Wolfula
But I let him down...talking about an adventure film 😰
I started doing the laugh
That one liner gets even better in the sequel.... 😂😂😂
The moustache on the turkey's Groucho glasses is more realistic than the actual sheriff's moustache. o.O
Been a sub for 8yrs, good to see you doing well
Love the M*A*S*H reference. Thanks for all your hard work. Love your channel!
21:13 The joke is on you the only sequel that came after this is thankskilling 3 and it is way worst then the first one.
No it isn't.
"Okay we get it, you're dying! Quit being a baby about it." Lol
bro the turkey fkn said nice tatas im dead lmao
I didn't realize until the scene with the sheriff that this movie is intentionally trying to be bad.
I’m still waiting for Eli Roth’s thanksgiving
Dude, you are awesome!! I like your videos and they deserve allot more views and likes.
You thought that was truly bad, then wait till you see the 3rd sequel which Is even more worse and alot boring then you least excepted.
Thankskilling 3 is actually the 2nd movie But you're absolutely right Thankskilling 3 makes Thankskilling look like an OSCAR WINNING MASTERPIECE
@@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 Thanks guys. I still can't find a single regular review that normal enough to be review and It ain't easy these days to find decent reviewer to properly tell you how truly bad that movie was and truly glad there weren't anymore sequels or even a crossover to truly save Itself. Still; there IS however a Broadway version that still exists and It still slightly better but It still makes Itself look like Beetlejuice The Musical also In comparison as well!
@@wahoo8683 There's a Musical 😱🤯😮🙄
Aww Thanks...I didn't want to know that, but now that knowledge has been burned into my skull forever!
Thankskilling is a classic if you don't expect a horror movie and go into it as a comedy (which it is). I'll be watching 3 soon so I don't have an opinion on that one yet.
Wow...this makes Jack Frost look Oscar worthy 0__o
Last night I was searching to see if you've done a video on Thankskilling and woke up to see you uploaded today Christmas came early !
This is his most hilarious review since "Jack Frost!"
This movie is ridiculously entertaining some how
First
Happy holidays doc
your commentary is the best! always enjoy every episode..
Doctor Wolfula 3 words sixty nine likes
When the youtuber is first before you
You dogg♡ lol😄
Happy belated Thanksgiving Doc. I even saw this from Cinema Snob. I look forward to YOUR review!
9th-anniversary video.
Also, "Damn bad coffee" is that a Twin Peaks reference I smell.
This is the one and only movie to prove that it's never too late for a JonBenet Ramsey joke
Humongous420 Or two
@@garylee4543 I must be living in a porta potty or something because I missed the JonBenet Ramsey joke Marathon! Not since going to see Gwar play live have I heard a good JonBenet Ramsey joke! Bring forth the links to child murder jokes
"But bad on purpose just is never quite as satisfying as accidental badness."
You've clearly never seen _Garth Marenghi's Darkplace._
14:22 It's him he was the turkey all along!!
Yaaaay Invader Zim ref
I saw this Riffview early on patreon,but i love it so much I had to watch it again.
This also needs a Stuckmann hilariocity review lmao
Happy Belated Thanksgiving Dr. Wolfula 🥧🧡🦃🍞🍽️ 🥄🔪
I wanna see this movie so bad wtf it gets so much funnier with Dr.wolfula
I made it like 10 minutes into this movie and even that was a chore
When the turkey started fucking talking 💀
Good Gawd... that was the worst movie I ever witnessed. Thank u for taking the hit for the team. It must have been horrible watching the full movie. Hope u r ok
5:25: Wow, if I had a nickel for everytime a horror villain was revived via dog piss, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it's happened twice.
I thought Blood Freak was the worst turkey centric movie ever until watching this!
Doc should review that one
The channel is so great and so underrated... not to mention the dude is hot who runs this channel ... the actual guy ... love ya wolfula
Michael Walker yeah Ghoulash lol 😆
Happy Anniversary Doc!!!!!
They actually did make a sequel Thankskilling 3 where the whole joke of the movie is where’s the second film
that sounds horribly boring
@@AnAverageGoblin Trust me, it's anything but boring. It's gross, retarded, ugly, stupid, and feels like a bad acid trip.
When I first saw the thumbnail I thought you were doing the 1957 monster classic, The Giant Claw, but then I realized...no, the bird puppet from The Giant Claw looks WAY better than that...which is sad to think about.
One of those bad movies you can’t forget. No matter how much I try
The sad thing is they purposefully made this movie terrible,they knew it was crap and they still made it. The producers were too preoccupied with whether they could make such a trash movie they never wondered if they should make such a trash movie.
Oh, I usually like turkey dinners, But NO THANK YOU, NOT THIS TIME! Not with THAT Turkey!
It’s fun when anyone just decides to make a ‘film’...
17:28 I think they were going for a "salad tossing" joke fam.
Happy late Thanksgiving Doc
Lol my friend was showing me this one and one about a killer couch 🤣
this script is something that an edgy 8th grader would write as horror fiction
I know their just churning out movies like this for money I get that but you’d think maybe once in awhile whoever is writing this might actually have a good idea every know and then but no, just wanted to put that, but great vid!
First Dead Meat, now Doc! Bomb!
i like how the driver gets his head blown off and right after the windows flawlessly clean 😁
I watch this a few times every Thanksgiving.
The two best parts of this film are on Wanda Lust's chest.
That opening, well the movie case does say what is at the first screen shot.
3:36 is that dog green-screened into the woods or have I done too much crack?
No. I can’t do it. Not again. I’m not strong enough
Lmfao man i love the fact this movie is so bad these one liners are the entire point of it i fucking love it funniest fucking movie ever.
No mystery van better than jeeps. Anything better than Sheeps
oh im excited to see how this plays out lol
Somebody got the idea for a Thanksgiving horror movie after seeing the Eli Roth Thanksgiving grind house trailer. An opportunity missed for many "film makers".
"They liked 'em big"
The turkey makes Freddy Krueger's later wisecracking persona look good. Also, I've been listening to the audio and it sounds horrible.
I hate this movie I always wanted a thanksgiving with a killer turkey but this movie ruined it
I feel bad for you Doctor Wolfula...This was some torture shit!
Terrible movie, great riffveiw. Thanks for the laughs, Doctor!
After watching this I feel like it’s still Thanksgiving.
Crawberg? That's Grebwarc spelled backwards!
How they skip making part 2 and went right to 3 Edit: Ok I'm watching 3 right now it has a reason for part 2
Bruh this movie looks like a damn youtube Fan film. THIS WAS RELEASED IN THEATERS
Thankskilling is so dumb I love it
love you doc keep it up!
This movie has given me a deep appreciation for SyFy movies. At least those things are entertaining and can deliver an occasional gem. There was a movie about an evil leprechaun that featured a milf joke, a Leprechaun sequel, a Paul Bunyan movie, and fuckin Sharknado- all of those were better than the rapist turkey.
Yo everyone what's your Favorite Thanksgiving food??
So they did make a Thanksgiving horror film
Another fun episode. Thanks.
12:35 I think the joke is that the guy was wearing that extra small condom and the that's why the turkey could so easily switch with him after disposing of the body
But that's giving this movie too much credit
Did you know Dr Wolfula that the old hermit is the director His name is General Bastard and I'm not joking That is his name it's in the opening credits He's the poor man's Rob Zombie I guess
The doctor is married, this is now canon
Next time for Thanksgiving try the movie Blood rage
This is some school project film type shit
You just got stuffed!
@Andrew FroylanRobles I lost brain cells hearing it
Hey Doc! Can you review Stage Fright please? It's an obscure Italian horror movie about a slasher with an 🦉owl mask who escapes from an insane asylum and goes around killing people who are locked inside a theater. It's a fun slasher movie and it's worth watching, especially for its groovy soundtrack.
this was also on nettflix
Happy 9th, Doc 🦊🕶🦃