V/H/S: Viral (2014) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +392

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    • @dirkkaedequintana9131
      @dirkkaedequintana9131 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      HOW?!!!!!

    • @JackoSunny
      @JackoSunny 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I LOVE YOUR VIDZ

    • @air03man
      @air03man 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I honest don't go for these "v.h.s films" so I going on staycation till dead meat does kill counts for theater film only till then let's get to the kills!

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dirkkaedequintana9131 We don't need the laws of time where we're going

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      W

  • @MilkyWayGrump
    @MilkyWayGrump 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4386

    THE HARD CUT BEFORE THE DIRECTOR SAYS NO IN THE INTRO MY GOD

    • @nolifealex
      @nolifealex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      when lol

    • @MilkyWayGrump
      @MilkyWayGrump 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

      @@nolifealex "Do you think this short will fit well into the rest of the series"
      *beat of silence*
      "... N-"

    • @cu8065
      @cu8065 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@nolifealex1:09

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      So good

    • @theSirBear
      @theSirBear 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@nolifealex bro did you like not watch even a minute of the video? lmao

  • @bartman64
    @bartman64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2933

    I love that the Wonka Kill Count is slowly turning from an offhand joke to being canonically cursed

    • @KTKomedy2813
      @KTKomedy2813 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Yeah, I've heard of cursed productions, but never one that can bring the keys on your laptop to life and give them a taste for human flesh.

    • @superdude8324
      @superdude8324 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Are they ACTUALLY doing a kill count for Willy wonka?

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Oh boy.

    • @FrightNight765
      @FrightNight765 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      @@superdude8324he has joked around about it a Willy Wonka Capture Count for April 1st

    • @superdude8324
      @superdude8324 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@FrightNight765 ohhh thank you. I didn’t know

  • @retroinspect
    @retroinspect 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1356

    ngl "magician's cloak gives literal powers to the world's douchiest showman" would be a solid 80 minute horror movie on its own.

    • @timob1681
      @timob1681 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      I was thinking that would've been an honestly really good movie on its own - the only issue is it doesn't fit into a found footage movie

    • @PastaBeato
      @PastaBeato 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      im afraid people will call it a dr strange rip off :'( but id love to watch it

    • @HisNameIsEL
      @HisNameIsEL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed

    • @Alexjr07
      @Alexjr07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      the magician fight scene using the cloak and magic is such a badass idea

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Yea that whole segment seems like the best one to work on it's own, but it was bound to the limits of being a VHL film, when it's clearly...not that. Just make a cool, goofy documentary type film about a crazy corny magician.

  • @weifoongchung2654
    @weifoongchung2654 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Every VHS's entities/monsters that breaking down by Dead Meat:
    VHS 1: Succubus, Lesbian Killer, The Glitch, Demon Cult and A man with a group of children alien????
    VHS 2: electronic eye ghost, zombies, Indonesian cult and Alien(real this time)
    VHS Viral: a killer magician, Spanish hen&$i monsters and Mexican cult

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      The Glitch?! ...he's taking the world by storm!

  • @kareningram6093
    @kareningram6093 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    So cool how you guys have been highlighting your crew lately. It's been nice to learn more about the people putting so much hard work into the channel behind the camera. Thank you, Fiona!

  • @nachosniewolnosci3147
    @nachosniewolnosci3147 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3448

    The Golden Chainsaw Goes to everybody that watched this film.

    • @Salemdoesntexist
      @Salemdoesntexist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +312

      And the dull machete goes to this fucking film

    • @jordanirving1329
      @jordanirving1329 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Aww thanks

    • @jeremyhouse2845
      @jeremyhouse2845 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Thank you! I actually watched this last night. Not a great time.

    • @mycomnithegreat434
      @mycomnithegreat434 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      "golden chainsaw to us. Despite the gore in the movie, we truly had to endure most terrifying experience, being forced to watch segment after segment of this never-ending film. And we didn't even get to die at the end, we have to live with the knowledge this movie exists. How awful"

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      We at least we're getting some reward for watching this crap. Thank goodness VHS: 94 managed to get back on track.

  • @hollowice999
    @hollowice999 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1665

    I am genuinely loving this surprising arc of the Evil Puppet James. Maybe he’s just getting his mileage out of a puppet that looks like him, but Puppet James is a welcome story line

    • @ernestoosuna4594
      @ernestoosuna4594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I was going to say the same. I think eventually puppet James will take over real James but Chelsea will save him

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Ooo

    • @billymccrary2246
      @billymccrary2246 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@ernestoosuna4594
      Or maybe we could see Puppet Chelsea and Puppet Zoran together.

    • @ernestoosuna4594
      @ernestoosuna4594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@billymccrary2246 there are many possibilities indeed

    • @evilbob840
      @evilbob840 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It makes sense: if you hosted a show about horror and had a puppet version of yourself, how could you not create an evil puppet arc?

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2008

    We all have a movie that broke us
    James : Thankskilling 3 / IAKWYDLS
    Zoran : Critters Attack / Tremors : Shreiker Island
    Chelsea : V/H/S Viral

    • @rohantiamson
      @rohantiamson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Critters A New Binge broke Zoran too and Verotika broke James too

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      @@rohantiamson American Psycho: Meg edition also broke Chelsea, this is unnaceptable

    • @yassenhany447
      @yassenhany447 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Don't forget Jason Takes Manhattan for James

    • @emiranda2491
      @emiranda2491 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      For James also - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.😂

    • @ryangacha39
      @ryangacha39 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Yeah, Chelsea had American Psycho: All American Girl.

  • @jeremyjackson4964
    @jeremyjackson4964 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    5:59 seems like a pretty reasonable reaction to discovering magic

  • @olivialeyba9296
    @olivialeyba9296 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Thank you everyone on the team. I’m new to the horror genre and so far I truly enjoy these videos. You guys put a lot of love into every video and y’all make me happy.

  • @icecold10001
    @icecold10001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1226

    “Kill counts are never meant to replace the experience of watching a film.” True in every case but this one. This is the definitive way to ENJOY this film. Second, thanks for the new nightmare fuel that is KEYBOARD TEETH 😭

    • @maskbunnyelectro8416
      @maskbunnyelectro8416 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I think those were Mini-Mimics disguised as keys of the keyboard

    • @bigbrocol1908
      @bigbrocol1908 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The moment I saw the first frame of The Hills Have Eyes I was like “Nooo, no this can’t be, why THIS film!?” But yeah it’s a classic

    • @byufan4ever013
      @byufan4ever013 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      There’s quite a few movies that are much, much less enjoyable than the Kill Count. Thankskilling 3 and I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer are the two that immediately come to mind.

    • @bigbrocol1908
      @bigbrocol1908 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@byufan4ever013 the difference is those are just bad films. THHE is just SUPER depressing.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The same goes for that god awful piece of shit called Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. I know that some people like the movie, those people are wrong.

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +686

    On a more positive note, its actually a real testament to the fact that out of the 6, soon to be 7 VHS movies, that the worst one is still easily, and I mean EASILY the worst one is still Viral shows how consistently good the franchise is.

    • @AliceFlynn
      @AliceFlynn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      hell, i was even invested in all the non-wraparound tapes, that could have been really good if they stuck to the VHS format more

    • @jesusromanpadro3853
      @jesusromanpadro3853 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Still better than Creepshow 3.

    • @richardPatterson-d2x
      @richardPatterson-d2x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@jesusromanpadro3853Brandon is that you?
      When's the next Godzilla video

    • @jesusromanpadro3853
      @jesusromanpadro3853 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richardPatterson-d2x sorry, I'm not Brandon.

    • @jesusromanpadro3853
      @jesusromanpadro3853 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@richardPatterson-d2x sorry, I'm not Brandon.

  • @tristanmerrill7955
    @tristanmerrill7955 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +399

    Recently heard that Chelsea was getting Alot of toxic comments, screw those haters!! My Wife and I love watching her episodes

    • @Yeeter_of_Worlds
      @Yeeter_of_Worlds หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      James may be my favorite, but Chelsea and Zoran are VERY close seconds

    • @Cologram
      @Cologram หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Chelsea’s American Psycho kill counts are some of my favorite kill counts of all time! And I absolutely love the podcast!! I hope the hate doesn’t get to her.

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      How could anyone hate the Dead Meat crew??

    • @tristanmerrill7955
      @tristanmerrill7955 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@BigBoris I know right? They are all awesome and deadmeat is always a highlight of my week

    • @albertosoto6432
      @albertosoto6432 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'm still hyped for her to eventually do danganronpa 2

  • @Lindwyrm6429
    @Lindwyrm6429 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Honestly Dante the great would be a great movie on its own. The skill he uses, the powers of the cape, it’s all very cool

  • @tykamen5588
    @tykamen5588 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    29:43 I remember someone describing gorgeous vortex as “An edgy first year college film students attempt at horror after one class that he slept through 1/2”

  • @jetsharkdragon
    @jetsharkdragon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +286

    Fiona's segment was better acted than the entire wrap-around of viral....
    Also, towards the end, when you talked about "learning about something makes it hard to hate," that's actually how i felt about horror! and you guys helped me learn more, and now it is my favorite genre! Was literally thinking about that as you said it lol

  • @TheRogueCommand
    @TheRogueCommand 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    It occurs to me, they could have kept the found footage gimmick in Dante's story by having him so egotistical he insists on having a camera on him at all times, and even in the big finale, he hexes the camera man to keep recording.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Damnit, why didn't they just do that?

    • @ripzmad9846
      @ripzmad9846 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dante the Great was such a cool concept with poor execution.

    • @nameless8937
      @nameless8937 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I believe in the original Trailer for Viral, the final shot of that segment, you can see the cloak taking away the girl from a GoPro style POV shot (which was seemingly cut from the final release), which also seems to imply Dante might’ve been back?

  • @letstalkanime3296
    @letstalkanime3296 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +511

    Omg, the skit with Fiona was amazing! I was shocked!
    Honestly, it actually felt like it was something from a horror movie, good job guys!

    • @Hecuba107
      @Hecuba107 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      And better than VHS 3.

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The worst movie gets the best to the numbers segment, law of equivalent exchange

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bernebelmont1857Yay!

    • @distinguishedallureproduct879
      @distinguishedallureproduct879 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Fiona sold the getting eaten by a laptop scream i had to double take and see if I was still on Dead Meat 😅

    • @Shuichisaihara5499
      @Shuichisaihara5499 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Now if only the movie they covered did something half as good

  • @Ares_The__Greek_God_of_War
    @Ares_The__Greek_God_of_War 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how at 20:08 James was talking about how it was a stereotype for Mexicans but in reality as a Hispanic child to a Mexican father every party was like this and everytime I watch this video or movie I’m always reminded about my family members who are like this

  • @wingdingdoes6687
    @wingdingdoes6687 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Its hard to hate something when you learn about all the effort that went into it" is so true actually

  • @williamflahive
    @williamflahive 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +483

    I am so glad you finally referenced the Jack Quaid sketch. Makes me die laughing every time.

    • @isodharma
      @isodharma 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      same bro, same

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It was hilarious, ngl

  • @boobootittleman7299
    @boobootittleman7299 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1171

    “There’s another VHS Kill Count!”
    “Yay!”
    “It’s Viral…”
    “FUCK.”

    • @Theanimatortrap
      @Theanimatortrap 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Who else wants to see the robot man from the tape “the subject” in VHC 94?

    • @haiz768
      @haiz768 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      cringe.

    • @IceColdKoopa
      @IceColdKoopa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      been my reaction to VHS since the format of the first one. Hate this gimmick and always skip the Chelsea segments. She's much better on the podcast but god I hate her rigid presentation voice for Kill Counts.

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Dude, Chelsea's gone 😂"

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Booooo!

  • @sharyageorge
    @sharyageorge 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    “Nope! I have a kid, it’s the ultimate excuse!” Yes Zoran! Between being a new dad and this movie, I would say drink too.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      A reverse hallpass 😅 i read this at the rxact moment

  • @jvever4904
    @jvever4904 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The David Blaine 2 reference took me BACK, omg. I remember watching those parody videos on TH-cam with my sister as a teenager.

  • @RobinDragonryder
    @RobinDragonryder 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    Zoran referencing both Grim Fandango and Monkey Island in his segment has entirely won my heart

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm desperate for any mention of grim fandango my serotonin is boosted for the rest of the day

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Grim Fandango goes hard

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      you could literally mention the word skeletons and my mind instantly thinks “MANUEL CALAVERA!!!!”

  • @jesusjuanfranserranoperez7101
    @jesusjuanfranserranoperez7101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    last night i had a nightmare and you guys were there, making a kill count. I specifically remember James saying "i really like this scene, and what makes It scary is how quiet It is" at some point in the dream. Good video btw!

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Well now you need to make a horror video so your dream comes true.

    • @Blackplaaague
      @Blackplaaague 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I’ve managed to turn my nightmares into fun dreams by pretending I’m in a scary movie and turning it into a kill count 😅

    • @nicenameyougotthere.5021
      @nicenameyougotthere.5021 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Has James ever said that? Like word for word? I'm genuinely curious.

    • @AllyGatorAnimator
      @AllyGatorAnimator 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favourite nightmares. I'm James A Janisse and today we're looking at 'a monster is chasing me but I can't run fast enough,' released right now into this guy's hippocampus."

  • @illusion-xiii
    @illusion-xiii 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Immediate first impression: The little side glance James receives when he says, "all our favorite movies" tells us we have some interesting commentary up ahead for this one.

  • @TommyBenjamin217
    @TommyBenjamin217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Our MOST hated kill count
    James: Thanks-killing 3
    Chelsea: American Psycho 2: All American Girl
    Zoren: Tremors: Shrieker Island
    Me: Treevenge

    • @TommyBenjamin217
      @TommyBenjamin217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      PS: James, Chelsea, and Zoren begged me to watch it. And I said AW HELL NAAAAAWWWWWW!

    • @grahhhhimevil
      @grahhhhimevil หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      dude thinks he's part of the team...

    • @Peekaboo6969
      @Peekaboo6969 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Erm who tf😂

    • @arcametina
      @arcametina หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Random dude at the BBQ

  • @N-PIushie
    @N-PIushie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Thank you for existing bro, everytime my parents are arguing your humour and allat, help me be able to ignore them arguing, and is loud enough to sound them out so I don’t have to hear my stepdad yelling about how I’m a disappointment, thank you

    • @whothehckisbucky859
      @whothehckisbucky859 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've been through this a lot, it sucks. I'm sorry for everything you're going through, but I promise it'll get better. You're important, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

    • @amishtechwizard5540
      @amishtechwizard5540 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Be as good as you can be until you're old enough to leave and show them they fucked up in that special way adults do, leaving and never looking back.

  • @H4des1204
    @H4des1204 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3194

    And I’m… leaving had me dying 😂

    • @slowkid2231
      @slowkid2231 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Sooo good 😂😂😂

    • @haiz768
      @haiz768 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      It wasn’t even funny tho🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @8nighter113
      @8nighter113 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      ​@@haiz768 womp womp cry abt it

    • @justinebidulopoutchini9774
      @justinebidulopoutchini9774 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Zoran has some great lines in the vhs videos x) the last one with « watch my kid » was gold too! 😂

    • @roninxix4428
      @roninxix4428 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Fine for a video, but it was not funny and especially not for someone to claim that it "had them dying" or it was "so good".

  • @ernestoosuna4594
    @ernestoosuna4594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    I can't say it enough: Chelsea is one extremely talented voice actress. Like damn, she's on another league.
    And btw, I hope you guys have more videos like this with the 3 of you interacting.

  • @matthewmcshane399
    @matthewmcshane399 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The two jack quaids joke was hilarious

  • @fatherjudy
    @fatherjudy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love Bonestorm and Parallel Monsters so freaking much ngl some of my fav VHS segments of all time

  • @unsatisfiedfans7422
    @unsatisfiedfans7422 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Viral: kills the franchise
    94: resurrect the franchise

    • @minuette1752
      @minuette1752 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Basically yea. I mean I did not completely hate VIral....it was just off.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ratma stocks

  • @AsheReads
    @AsheReads 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    "And I'm leaving"
    God I love Zoran so much. He needa to cover another series like he did with Treamors.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ghoulies

    • @AsheReads
      @AsheReads 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@quinnholloway5400 omg yes.

    • @CamsEyeView
      @CamsEyeView 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@AsheReads as fun as that would be, they really can't do series in a row anymore due to how it hurts the channel. They would probably do Ghoulies one and that's it.

  • @nnitro
    @nnitro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +453

    love it when kill counts cover objectively bad movies, its really fun to hear james waffle about how bad it is. so now its triple the fun to see all 3 hosts waffle at how bad this movie is. amazing

    • @brbaic9364
      @brbaic9364 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The BTS elements and jokes are fun, but people who just generally enjoy watching others shit on things will never not be weird.

    • @venomase5572
      @venomase5572 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Is that a porter robinson pfp??

    • @monkeymanz21
      @monkeymanz21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Nothing will beat I Know What You Did with "This movie fucking sucks"

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's so good.

    • @sarkaztik3228
      @sarkaztik3228 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@brbaic9364 Perhaps you're the weird one? There's nothing stranger about watching others shit on things that are absolutely terrible than there is people that enjoying watching other heap praise on things that are fantastic. Do you just find everything humans do weird? If that's the case, then you'd be correct. If not, then you have a very narrow mindset, I'd presume... and I'm not even a person that watches channels that only pile on negative commentary about stuff, I just know that simply because I don't care about it, it doesn't mean it's "weird".

  • @tigerninja25robot82
    @tigerninja25robot82 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:11 More reasons why we love Zoran

  • @awake1251
    @awake1251 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dead Meat is popping off even more than ever, these scripts are amazing & I like the new opening! Also Zoran is A1 goodness 🤘

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    Zoran is the smartest man here with the best plans to get through this movie: leaving and taking shots.

  • @JN52890
    @JN52890 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +228

    “Not her normal beer cans mind you.. the beer cans for when company comes over.” 😂😂😂 that was amazing!

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That sure is a quote from the video.

  • @RideorDinosaur
    @RideorDinosaur 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    If Houdini had an actual magic cloak he would have stayed friends with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

  • @Paulie_allout
    @Paulie_allout 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Hey James I don't know if you're going to see this or not, but my dog died last night and your videos really helped me get that off my mind so I just wanted to say thank you

    • @charleslourenco6530
      @charleslourenco6530 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im so sorry about your loss, hope you can love another dog that needs shelter and a warm home

    • @Paulie_allout
      @Paulie_allout 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@charleslourenco6530 yeah I've been looking into certain breeds like a husky or like a pitbull

    • @Paulie_allout
      @Paulie_allout 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@charleslourenco6530 I'm trying to look for one but there's like zero no kill shelters in my area. Anyways I think is a better idea to wait until I'm fully not sad about my current dog that died until I got a new dog I think that's better.

  • @juanoro-barcenas79495
    @juanoro-barcenas79495 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    Dead Meat covering The Hills Have Eyes next week left me excited, can't wait for next Friday. He should also cover the remakes from the late 2000s since they have some nice kills as well.

    • @Shreddedskincheese
      @Shreddedskincheese 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s kinda weird he hasn’t covered them, any of them, seeing as the gore and demonization seems to be sorted out with the patreon and sponsors

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ooo

    • @DanteRU0312
      @DanteRU0312 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Shreddedskincheese He doesn't like movies like these.

    • @Shreddedskincheese
      @Shreddedskincheese 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DanteRU0312 your right but he doesn’t cover movies he likes, he does sometimes but more than less he covers horror media in general, so fuck it, or throw it to Chelsea or zoran

    • @DanteRU0312
      @DanteRU0312 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Shreddedskincheese He still has his limits in what he covers, so we're lucky we're getting this one, not sure about remakes though.

  • @GarySmith-dh5cs
    @GarySmith-dh5cs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    "Oh boy I loved Viral, can't wait to hear what James has to say about it"
    *2 minutes in*
    "Oh it's bad..."

    • @xxxstellarxxx
      @xxxstellarxxx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m sure we’ve all liked a movie they shat on so don’t think about it too much

    • @KoolKeithProductions
      @KoolKeithProductions หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, it is. lol To be fair, l actually DONT think it's the worst VHS movie tho. Although the "wrap around" story is horrendous, the actual segments are very unique and pretty good for the most part....but my god, that wrap around segment just destroys all momentum the others create 😂 Still, for my money VHS 99 is the worst one. Not only are the segments boring with annoying, unbelievable characters, (I was around in the 90s, and we didnt act like that) but the bigger issue is it really has nothing to DO with the year 1999, other than some mentions of Blockbuster, or the Y2K bug. I'm looking forward to watching their review of that lol.

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +268

    Gotta admit. Dante the Great kinda works for me. If it embraced the found footage style more it would call it one of my favorites. His little “Ta-Da” after that whole scene is so good.

    • @daltonwilliams1723
      @daltonwilliams1723 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      That really needs to be its own movie. Death by magic is too fun of a concept not to take advantage of

    • @AnthonyJMurph
      @AnthonyJMurph 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I kind of like the story as well. Its got a very interesting concept. It seems that the biggest issue is that its not found footage. It would make a really good Twilight Zone episode.

    • @Dragoon1809
      @Dragoon1809 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Of the three shorts, Dante the Great is the only one I enjoyed.

    • @KentuckyKaiju
      @KentuckyKaiju 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The thing is, this would have fit great as-is in, say, a "Creepshow" segment. It just *really* didn't belong in a "V/H/S" anthology.

    • @LoudCity025
      @LoudCity025 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Naw Dante the great was terrible. Nothing scary about a evil blanket

  • @russell7790
    @russell7790 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “Curled her hair with beer cans” lmfaooooo

  • @cpikoart
    @cpikoart 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Do crackheads have fire blood?” is probably the hardest I’ve laughed at one of these segments. RIP Fiona she was a real one 🫡

  • @nibrockgath432
    @nibrockgath432 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    When i was younger this film actually scared the hell out of me, Specifically the Scene where the guy get’s his feet scraped off, So much so i actually thought that was how the movie ended

  • @bobbykeniston7240
    @bobbykeniston7240 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    There's really something special about these V/H/S Kill Counts. The premise is very cool, and it's so much fun seeing James, Chelsea and Zoran working as a team like this. And honoring members of the Dead Meat crew (dare I say family?) in the To the Numbers sketches... It's just a great culmination of different creative talents and so forth. Obviously not an aesthetic that works to cover every movie, but it is really cool they went this direction for this series.

  • @sayadiva123
    @sayadiva123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    XD the “and I’m leaving” then “great, I’m gonna go drink” feels so relatable😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you Dead Meat for creating the definitive way to watch this movie. This has to be one of my favorite series you guys have done

  • @jasonvoorhees7558
    @jasonvoorhees7558 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I have this VHS on dvd and it is definitely the best one in my opinion. I love the skateboarder segment in Mexico involving the satanic cult, that deserves its own movie.

    • @mikulover12
      @mikulover12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      same, and i love the skateboarders somuch

    • @FatalAssassin
      @FatalAssassin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mikulover12 They were so natural! Especially the acting, considering they aren't even actors!

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    The parralel universe where satanic people have snake and fangs for schlongs will be the biggest meme move the VHS series has ever pulled

    • @CMasta121
      @CMasta121 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I actually kinda liked that one. Only that one.

    • @therealNguniEmperor
      @therealNguniEmperor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I actually really enjoyed that one, mostly because i still have a ton of questions about it. I'd love to see it as a movie...

    • @Edgeworth99
      @Edgeworth99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Don't forget the part in Bonestorm when a skeleton flips the bird at the camera and then explodes

  • @NathanNagy
    @NathanNagy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Found footage vs. footage I found is low-key amazing.

  • @AmbieAwesome1
    @AmbieAwesome1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Chelsea quoting the succulent Chinese meal dude sent me 😂

  • @JSRGotJokes
    @JSRGotJokes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "What did i just say". Love the disappointment with the cloak.😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @Mhill08
    @Mhill08 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love getting all three of the main Dead Meat hosts in one video, VHS is my favorite series for that reason!

  • @diquandaniel7953
    @diquandaniel7953 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I always find the Dimension Swapping segment scary and disturbing asf. The Skateboard segment is fun too. The rest can go in the trash.

    • @BlueHero45
      @BlueHero45 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Loved the skateboard kids. Felt authentic for skater kids, and turns out it was. It was also found footage enough that it could have fit in one of the earlier movies.

  • @riddypr
    @riddypr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The one thing I was hoping for the most with this Kill Count was that you'd refer to Shawn as "Gas Money Kid" on the kill graphic. I'm thrilled that you did just that.

  • @hakimedens2498
    @hakimedens2498 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Introduced/Introduces/Introduce/Introducer/Introducing/Introduction, Prologue, Prelude, Interlude, Epilogue. Best video ever.

  • @chakrasandtums
    @chakrasandtums 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Chelsea is a whole ass mood in this kill count I love it😂😂😂🙌🏼

  • @Nobody44112
    @Nobody44112 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I'd love to see a all-animated V/H/S anthology, something along the lines of children's programming with a twist
    V/H/S: 9+ or something like that

    • @KentuckyKaiju
      @KentuckyKaiju 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Sounds kind of like "Ozzy's Dungeon" from V/H/S 99.

    • @Nobody44112
      @Nobody44112 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Something along those lines, just focusing on animated stuff instead of live action game-shows

  • @sugarm1860
    @sugarm1860 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I love that Dead Meat has a “villain” now in the form of Puppet James.

    • @maskbunnyelectro8416
      @maskbunnyelectro8416 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      More like an evil spirit inside the James Puppet

  • @RevansMinion
    @RevansMinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This has been one of my favorite series and have all three of you involved was such a nice gift.

  • @sarahmemmott6282
    @sarahmemmott6282 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    "Demonic dutch oven" has to be one of my favourite lines from any KC 😂

  • @TheMawy
    @TheMawy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Love seeing all three of them together in a episode

  • @RageOfZion
    @RageOfZion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Not about the movie at all, but I love how much James credits his team for what they do. Like yeah, he is the face of the channel and runs things, but he is not afraid to admit how much his crew does to help and how much their aid contributes to the success of the channel. Also thank you Fiona for all the captions!!

  • @ThePoisonFurry
    @ThePoisonFurry 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Now I really want a Wonka kill count

  • @AgentDeathProof
    @AgentDeathProof 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i love this video format so much, i cant wait for zoran video game kill counts and i hope chelsea can host more kill counts, you 3 are amazing

  • @kidlick1960
    @kidlick1960 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    and here I'm waiting for the entire VHS to be covered. Can't wait!

  • @Tollia123
    @Tollia123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    1:09 - 1:15 😂😂😂 The way his "No." got cut off.

    • @iSUCKatTHlSgame
      @iSUCKatTHlSgame 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      better yet: you can hear a cricket chirping in that moment of silence before he answers

  • @Ghost-yw9pd
    @Ghost-yw9pd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This is one of my favourite channels, funny, and original. Great for screening horror movies to see if I can handle them

  • @ryantune3325
    @ryantune3325 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Does anyone else think that James gets more and more joy from NOT putting kills on the count the longer the channel goes on?

  • @hollowheart
    @hollowheart 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    28:02 James' "no, no, but... but... please" sounded so genuine and sad omg

    • @DieteticGoose58
      @DieteticGoose58 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “No no I have a kid ultimate excuse”

  • @Molson-xg9hs
    @Molson-xg9hs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Fiona’s got some real scream queen pipes there!
    Have enjoyed the triple threat format of hosting!

  • @Goblin_guy69
    @Goblin_guy69 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    1:12 the way he cuts them off

  • @FrostyKiwis
    @FrostyKiwis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love these kill counts so much, having the three of you host different segments is so much fun. I hope Chelsea and Zoran host their own kill counts too again eventually!

  • @littlerocker998
    @littlerocker998 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I love Zorans “two dollars”. Great reference, very underrated movie

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That was a last minute add and just seemed too perfect to avoid.

    • @littlerocker998
      @littlerocker998 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@lowcarbcomedy It was very perfect. My face actually lit up when you said that. I quote that movie daily. Thanks for that!

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lowcarbcomedybetter off dead mentioned!!!!

    • @evilbob840
      @evilbob840 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm happy that didn't go unnoticed by others. :)

  • @lonewanderer6172
    @lonewanderer6172 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You are one of the very few youtubers i watch that do the sponsor part of the video in a very fun and creative way

  • @VitoFaSho
    @VitoFaSho 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    How serendipitous, I just rewatched viral last night on a whim because I couldn't remember a single thing about it. Best segment was definitely Dante the great.

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "See you on TH-cam, bitches." It's like they knew... something and I find that incredible.

  • @Terminator19708
    @Terminator19708 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

    0:11 That was so hilarious. I feel you Zoran this movie was very bad

    • @marklynn5442
      @marklynn5442 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Actually, I said when James & Chelsea introduce themselves "...and he's leaving" a second before he said it 😂

    • @HisNameIsEL
      @HisNameIsEL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Very

    • @SkitsAfterDark
      @SkitsAfterDark 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If I had to a kill count of a movie that I hate I leave too

  • @knvs2931
    @knvs2931 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I never knew that "parallel demons" segment came from a VHS movie. I swear I've seen it somewhere else like in a fever dream or prolly one of those 15-minute recap videos, but never expected it to be a VHS segment at all. Now it makes sense why it seems more like a short fan video rather than an anthology segment.

  • @Nightmareunicorn7384
    @Nightmareunicorn7384 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Despite this movie sucking so bad, I love how much you guys have been having fun with this franchise.

  • @SteakjucySWOP
    @SteakjucySWOP 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There were so many references in this video, i loved it! There were channel references, movie references, and even song references!!

  • @face3408
    @face3408 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Being a skater of 15 years, I do have a soft spot for the skating segment. And I appreciate all the skating puns from Zoran (as well as whoever wrote the script) 😂🫡

  • @chwenhoou
    @chwenhoou 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I groaned so much at every bad moment of V/H/S: Viral to the point where I started grunting like a caveman. Fire bad! Movie worse! Use fire to burn movie!

  • @Milla4life2
    @Milla4life2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m so happy Chelsea is still on the channel. Screw those terrible haters!

  • @EngineNo5
    @EngineNo5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Am I the only one that noticed this movie's wrap-around is basically just a 10x worse found footage version of Purge Anarchy? Like, there's even an evil ice cream truck😭

  • @MaireGraves
    @MaireGraves 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    That was a badass “To the Numbers” segment!

  • @samusfan21
    @samusfan21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Nice Grim Fandango reference, Zoran. I thought the exact same thing when I saw that billboard. Bonus points for the Brain Guy reference too!

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You get me 😂

    • @erichfiedler1481
      @erichfiedler1481 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@lowcarbcomedyMST3K is a classic, and I should know since I'm from the state where the show originated

    • @wdwrobz
      @wdwrobz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I loved the continued lucasarts references with the EVILLLLL murrray the skull laugh.

  • @froakachu8077
    @froakachu8077 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One movie that would be really cool to see on the Kill Count would be 9. It's an animated post apocalypse movie that has quite a few deaths to show and it's got a great story and atmosphere

  • @Silty_cement
    @Silty_cement 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    “gentlemen, his is democracy manifest” such an great meme to quote for that shot lmaoo 9:38

  • @moonwalker8391
    @moonwalker8391 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Props to James, Chelsea, and Zoran for Kill Counting this film despite it's... quality lol. So glad the next V/H/S installments are alot better than this one.

    • @disessamblydronentwb188
      @disessamblydronentwb188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I kinda enjoyed this movie but I agree that it’s not the best of the franchise

  • @nonoticarly8778
    @nonoticarly8778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm now hoping Chelsea does a video on a horror movie involving a magician/magic (Lord of Illusions, 1995; A Dark Song, 2016; Wizard of Gore, 1970; Magic, 1978)

  • @nathanboyer7739
    @nathanboyer7739 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    @DeadMeat, Chelsie and Zoran; can't wait to see the V/H/S 94, V/H/S 99 and V/H/S 85 kill counts! I love the new trilogy and highly-anticipate the V/H/S/Beyond Sci-Fi Horror 2024 release! Looks freaky!

  • @lmedved5000
    @lmedved5000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That Video Copilot joke is legendary. 10/10
    Edit: Okay, the meme references are so on point this episode.

  • @SuperSailorOutlawGeorgeIshaq
    @SuperSailorOutlawGeorgeIshaq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Zorin saying "And I'm Leaving" has me rolling around on the floor laughing 😆

  • @Sharkey1208
    @Sharkey1208 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The Hills Have Eyes remake is what I usually like to say is what got me into horror. Not for the movie, but because my dad sent me to the garage to grab him & myself a soda and on my way back he jumped out from behind the kitchen fridge to scare me. I apparently clung to our family dog while crying and he'd growl at my dad every time he started to get close to me.