I honest don't go for these "v.h.s films" so I going on staycation till dead meat does kill counts for theater film only till then let's get to the kills!
Yea that whole segment seems like the best one to work on it's own, but it was bound to the limits of being a VHL film, when it's clearly...not that. Just make a cool, goofy documentary type film about a crazy corny magician.
Every VHS's entities/monsters that breaking down by Dead Meat: VHS 1: Succubus, Lesbian Killer, The Glitch, Demon Cult and A man with a group of children alien???? VHS 2: electronic eye ghost, zombies, Indonesian cult and Alien(real this time) VHS Viral: a killer magician, Spanish hen&$i monsters and Mexican cult
"golden chainsaw to us. Despite the gore in the movie, we truly had to endure most terrifying experience, being forced to watch segment after segment of this never-ending film. And we didn't even get to die at the end, we have to live with the knowledge this movie exists. How awful"
I am genuinely loving this surprising arc of the Evil Puppet James. Maybe he’s just getting his mileage out of a puppet that looks like him, but Puppet James is a welcome story line
So cool how you guys have been highlighting your crew lately. It's been nice to learn more about the people putting so much hard work into the channel behind the camera. Thank you, Fiona!
Thank you everyone on the team. I’m new to the horror genre and so far I truly enjoy these videos. You guys put a lot of love into every video and y’all make me happy.
“Kill counts are never meant to replace the experience of watching a film.” True in every case but this one. This is the definitive way to ENJOY this film. Second, thanks for the new nightmare fuel that is KEYBOARD TEETH 😭
There’s quite a few movies that are much, much less enjoyable than the Kill Count. Thankskilling 3 and I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer are the two that immediately come to mind.
On a more positive note, its actually a real testament to the fact that out of the 6, soon to be 7 VHS movies, that the worst one is still easily, and I mean EASILY the worst one is still Viral shows how consistently good the franchise is.
Fiona's segment was better acted than the entire wrap-around of viral.... Also, towards the end, when you talked about "learning about something makes it hard to hate," that's actually how i felt about horror! and you guys helped me learn more, and now it is my favorite genre! Was literally thinking about that as you said it lol
29:43 I remember someone describing gorgeous vortex as “An edgy first year college film students attempt at horror after one class that he slept through 1/2”
It occurs to me, they could have kept the found footage gimmick in Dante's story by having him so egotistical he insists on having a camera on him at all times, and even in the big finale, he hexes the camera man to keep recording.
I believe in the original Trailer for Viral, the final shot of that segment, you can see the cloak taking away the girl from a GoPro style POV shot (which was seemingly cut from the final release), which also seems to imply Dante might’ve been back?
I love how at 20:08 James was talking about how it was a stereotype for Mexicans but in reality as a Hispanic child to a Mexican father every party was like this and everytime I watch this video or movie I’m always reminded about my family members who are like this
Chelsea’s American Psycho kill counts are some of my favorite kill counts of all time! And I absolutely love the podcast!! I hope the hate doesn’t get to her.
last night i had a nightmare and you guys were there, making a kill count. I specifically remember James saying "i really like this scene, and what makes It scary is how quiet It is" at some point in the dream. Good video btw!
"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favourite nightmares. I'm James A Janisse and today we're looking at 'a monster is chasing me but I can't run fast enough,' released right now into this guy's hippocampus."
Immediate first impression: The little side glance James receives when he says, "all our favorite movies" tells us we have some interesting commentary up ahead for this one.
I can't say it enough: Chelsea is one extremely talented voice actress. Like damn, she's on another league. And btw, I hope you guys have more videos like this with the 3 of you interacting.
Thank you for existing bro, everytime my parents are arguing your humour and allat, help me be able to ignore them arguing, and is loud enough to sound them out so I don’t have to hear my stepdad yelling about how I’m a disappointment, thank you
I've been through this a lot, it sucks. I'm sorry for everything you're going through, but I promise it'll get better. You're important, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
been my reaction to VHS since the format of the first one. Hate this gimmick and always skip the Chelsea segments. She's much better on the podcast but god I hate her rigid presentation voice for Kill Counts.
love it when kill counts cover objectively bad movies, its really fun to hear james waffle about how bad it is. so now its triple the fun to see all 3 hosts waffle at how bad this movie is. amazing
@@brbaic9364 Perhaps you're the weird one? There's nothing stranger about watching others shit on things that are absolutely terrible than there is people that enjoying watching other heap praise on things that are fantastic. Do you just find everything humans do weird? If that's the case, then you'd be correct. If not, then you have a very narrow mindset, I'd presume... and I'm not even a person that watches channels that only pile on negative commentary about stuff, I just know that simply because I don't care about it, it doesn't mean it's "weird".
@@AsheReads as fun as that would be, they really can't do series in a row anymore due to how it hurts the channel. They would probably do Ghoulies one and that's it.
Dead Meat covering The Hills Have Eyes next week left me excited, can't wait for next Friday. He should also cover the remakes from the late 2000s since they have some nice kills as well.
@@DanteRU0312 your right but he doesn’t cover movies he likes, he does sometimes but more than less he covers horror media in general, so fuck it, or throw it to Chelsea or zoran
Hey James I don't know if you're going to see this or not, but my dog died last night and your videos really helped me get that off my mind so I just wanted to say thank you
@@charleslourenco6530 I'm trying to look for one but there's like zero no kill shelters in my area. Anyways I think is a better idea to wait until I'm fully not sad about my current dog that died until I got a new dog I think that's better.
When i was younger this film actually scared the hell out of me, Specifically the Scene where the guy get’s his feet scraped off, So much so i actually thought that was how the movie ended
There's really something special about these V/H/S Kill Counts. The premise is very cool, and it's so much fun seeing James, Chelsea and Zoran working as a team like this. And honoring members of the Dead Meat crew (dare I say family?) in the To the Numbers sketches... It's just a great culmination of different creative talents and so forth. Obviously not an aesthetic that works to cover every movie, but it is really cool they went this direction for this series.
The one thing I was hoping for the most with this Kill Count was that you'd refer to Shawn as "Gas Money Kid" on the kill graphic. I'm thrilled that you did just that.
Yes, it is. lol To be fair, l actually DONT think it's the worst VHS movie tho. Although the "wrap around" story is horrendous, the actual segments are very unique and pretty good for the most part....but my god, that wrap around segment just destroys all momentum the others create 😂 Still, for my money VHS 99 is the worst one. Not only are the segments boring with annoying, unbelievable characters, (I was around in the 90s, and we didnt act like that) but the bigger issue is it really has nothing to DO with the year 1999, other than some mentions of Blockbuster, or the Y2K bug. I'm looking forward to watching their review of that lol.
Gotta admit. Dante the Great kinda works for me. If it embraced the found footage style more it would call it one of my favorites. His little “Ta-Da” after that whole scene is so good.
I kind of like the story as well. Its got a very interesting concept. It seems that the biggest issue is that its not found footage. It would make a really good Twilight Zone episode.
Loved the skateboard kids. Felt authentic for skater kids, and turns out it was. It was also found footage enough that it could have fit in one of the earlier movies.
I have this VHS on dvd and it is definitely the best one in my opinion. I love the skateboarder segment in Mexico involving the satanic cult, that deserves its own movie.
Not about the movie at all, but I love how much James credits his team for what they do. Like yeah, he is the face of the channel and runs things, but he is not afraid to admit how much his crew does to help and how much their aid contributes to the success of the channel. Also thank you Fiona for all the captions!!
Being a skater of 15 years, I do have a soft spot for the skating segment. And I appreciate all the skating puns from Zoran (as well as whoever wrote the script) 😂🫡
I love these kill counts so much, having the three of you host different segments is so much fun. I hope Chelsea and Zoran host their own kill counts too again eventually!
I have a suggestion for a possible kill count, but also just something in general that I think you would love. It's a full feature length FNAF fan film called "Family Comes First". Admittedly, you do need to have a very basic understanding of the FNAF lore in order to get some parts, but you've covered Emesis Blue in the past and believe me when I tell you that the same amount of love and care was put into this as there was into that. Above all else, the real reason I recommend this is the OUTSTANDING visuals, and absolutely hellish moments truly on par with many of the best Eldritch horror movies. The animation was in development for over 4 years and you truly feel the passion behind every single scene. Even if you're not a FNAF fan, and like I said, even if you never intend to do a kill count on it, it is still ABSOLUTELY worth a watch.
Am I the only one that noticed this movie's wrap-around is basically just a 10x worse found footage version of Purge Anarchy? Like, there's even an evil ice cream truck😭
How serendipitous, I just rewatched viral last night on a whim because I couldn't remember a single thing about it. Best segment was definitely Dante the great.
I groaned so much at every bad moment of V/H/S: Viral to the point where I started grunting like a caveman. Fire bad! Movie worse! Use fire to burn movie!
I honestly love that you all are taking turns covering different segments during these V/H/S kill counts it allows more people to get a chance to shine and it’s always great to see Zoran and Chelsea get a chance to be on the Kill Count again
Props to James, Chelsea, and Zoran for Kill Counting this film despite it's... quality lol. So glad the next V/H/S installments are alot better than this one.
I never knew that "parallel demons" segment came from a VHS movie. I swear I've seen it somewhere else like in a fever dream or prolly one of those 15-minute recap videos, but never expected it to be a VHS segment at all. Now it makes sense why it seems more like a short fan video rather than an anthology segment.
I'm now hoping Chelsea does a video on a horror movie involving a magician/magic (Lord of Illusions, 1995; A Dark Song, 2016; Wizard of Gore, 1970; Magic, 1978)
One movie that would be really cool to see on the Kill Count would be 9. It's an animated post apocalypse movie that has quite a few deaths to show and it's got a great story and atmosphere
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I honest don't go for these "v.h.s films" so I going on staycation till dead meat does kill counts for theater film only till then let's get to the kills!
@@dirkkaedequintana9131 We don't need the laws of time where we're going
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THE HARD CUT BEFORE THE DIRECTOR SAYS NO IN THE INTRO MY GOD
when lol
@@nolifealex "Do you think this short will fit well into the rest of the series"
*beat of silence*
"... N-"
@@nolifealex1:09
So good
@@nolifealex bro did you like not watch even a minute of the video? lmao
ngl "magician's cloak gives literal powers to the world's douchiest showman" would be a solid 80 minute horror movie on its own.
I was thinking that would've been an honestly really good movie on its own - the only issue is it doesn't fit into a found footage movie
im afraid people will call it a dr strange rip off :'( but id love to watch it
Agreed
the magician fight scene using the cloak and magic is such a badass idea
Yea that whole segment seems like the best one to work on it's own, but it was bound to the limits of being a VHL film, when it's clearly...not that. Just make a cool, goofy documentary type film about a crazy corny magician.
I love that the Wonka Kill Count is slowly turning from an offhand joke to being canonically cursed
Yeah, I've heard of cursed productions, but never one that can bring the keys on your laptop to life and give them a taste for human flesh.
Are they ACTUALLY doing a kill count for Willy wonka?
Oh boy.
@@superdude8324he has joked around about it a Willy Wonka Capture Count for April 1st
@@FrightNight765 ohhh thank you. I didn’t know
Every VHS's entities/monsters that breaking down by Dead Meat:
VHS 1: Succubus, Lesbian Killer, The Glitch, Demon Cult and A man with a group of children alien????
VHS 2: electronic eye ghost, zombies, Indonesian cult and Alien(real this time)
VHS Viral: a killer magician, Spanish hen&$i monsters and Mexican cult
The Glitch?! ...he's taking the world by storm!
5:59 seems like a pretty reasonable reaction to discovering magic
The Golden Chainsaw Goes to everybody that watched this film.
And the dull machete goes to this fucking film
Aww thanks
Thank you! I actually watched this last night. Not a great time.
"golden chainsaw to us. Despite the gore in the movie, we truly had to endure most terrifying experience, being forced to watch segment after segment of this never-ending film. And we didn't even get to die at the end, we have to live with the knowledge this movie exists. How awful"
We at least we're getting some reward for watching this crap. Thank goodness VHS: 94 managed to get back on track.
I am genuinely loving this surprising arc of the Evil Puppet James. Maybe he’s just getting his mileage out of a puppet that looks like him, but Puppet James is a welcome story line
I was going to say the same. I think eventually puppet James will take over real James but Chelsea will save him
Ooo
@@ernestoosuna4594
Or maybe we could see Puppet Chelsea and Puppet Zoran together.
@@billymccrary2246 there are many possibilities indeed
It makes sense: if you hosted a show about horror and had a puppet version of yourself, how could you not create an evil puppet arc?
We all have a movie that broke us
James : Thankskilling 3 / IAKWYDLS
Zoran : Critters Attack / Tremors : Shreiker Island
Chelsea : V/H/S Viral
Critters A New Binge broke Zoran too and Verotika broke James too
@@rohantiamson American Psycho: Meg edition also broke Chelsea, this is unnaceptable
Don't forget Jason Takes Manhattan for James
For James also - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.😂
Yeah, Chelsea had American Psycho: All American Girl.
So cool how you guys have been highlighting your crew lately. It's been nice to learn more about the people putting so much hard work into the channel behind the camera. Thank you, Fiona!
Thank you everyone on the team. I’m new to the horror genre and so far I truly enjoy these videos. You guys put a lot of love into every video and y’all make me happy.
“Kill counts are never meant to replace the experience of watching a film.” True in every case but this one. This is the definitive way to ENJOY this film. Second, thanks for the new nightmare fuel that is KEYBOARD TEETH 😭
I think those were Mini-Mimics disguised as keys of the keyboard
The moment I saw the first frame of The Hills Have Eyes I was like “Nooo, no this can’t be, why THIS film!?” But yeah it’s a classic
There’s quite a few movies that are much, much less enjoyable than the Kill Count. Thankskilling 3 and I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer are the two that immediately come to mind.
@@byufan4ever013 the difference is those are just bad films. THHE is just SUPER depressing.
The same goes for that god awful piece of shit called Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. I know that some people like the movie, those people are wrong.
On a more positive note, its actually a real testament to the fact that out of the 6, soon to be 7 VHS movies, that the worst one is still easily, and I mean EASILY the worst one is still Viral shows how consistently good the franchise is.
hell, i was even invested in all the non-wraparound tapes, that could have been really good if they stuck to the VHS format more
Still better than Creepshow 3.
@@jesusromanpadro3853Brandon is that you?
When's the next Godzilla video
@@richardPatterson-d2x sorry, I'm not Brandon.
@@richardPatterson-d2x sorry, I'm not Brandon.
Fiona's segment was better acted than the entire wrap-around of viral....
Also, towards the end, when you talked about "learning about something makes it hard to hate," that's actually how i felt about horror! and you guys helped me learn more, and now it is my favorite genre! Was literally thinking about that as you said it lol
Honestly Dante the great would be a great movie on its own. The skill he uses, the powers of the cape, it’s all very cool
29:43 I remember someone describing gorgeous vortex as “An edgy first year college film students attempt at horror after one class that he slept through 1/2”
It occurs to me, they could have kept the found footage gimmick in Dante's story by having him so egotistical he insists on having a camera on him at all times, and even in the big finale, he hexes the camera man to keep recording.
Damnit, why didn't they just do that?
Dante the Great was such a cool concept with poor execution.
I believe in the original Trailer for Viral, the final shot of that segment, you can see the cloak taking away the girl from a GoPro style POV shot (which was seemingly cut from the final release), which also seems to imply Dante might’ve been back?
I am so glad you finally referenced the Jack Quaid sketch. Makes me die laughing every time.
same bro, same
It was hilarious, ngl
Omg, the skit with Fiona was amazing! I was shocked!
Honestly, it actually felt like it was something from a horror movie, good job guys!
And better than VHS 3.
The worst movie gets the best to the numbers segment, law of equivalent exchange
@@bernebelmont1857Yay!
Fiona sold the getting eaten by a laptop scream i had to double take and see if I was still on Dead Meat 😅
Now if only the movie they covered did something half as good
"Its hard to hate something when you learn about all the effort that went into it" is so true actually
I love how at 20:08 James was talking about how it was a stereotype for Mexicans but in reality as a Hispanic child to a Mexican father every party was like this and everytime I watch this video or movie I’m always reminded about my family members who are like this
“Nope! I have a kid, it’s the ultimate excuse!” Yes Zoran! Between being a new dad and this movie, I would say drink too.
A reverse hallpass 😅 i read this at the rxact moment
Recently heard that Chelsea was getting Alot of toxic comments, screw those haters!! My Wife and I love watching her episodes
James may be my favorite, but Chelsea and Zoran are VERY close seconds
Chelsea’s American Psycho kill counts are some of my favorite kill counts of all time! And I absolutely love the podcast!! I hope the hate doesn’t get to her.
How could anyone hate the Dead Meat crew??
@@BigBoris I know right? They are all awesome and deadmeat is always a highlight of my week
I'm still hyped for her to eventually do danganronpa 2
last night i had a nightmare and you guys were there, making a kill count. I specifically remember James saying "i really like this scene, and what makes It scary is how quiet It is" at some point in the dream. Good video btw!
Well now you need to make a horror video so your dream comes true.
I’ve managed to turn my nightmares into fun dreams by pretending I’m in a scary movie and turning it into a kill count 😅
Has James ever said that? Like word for word? I'm genuinely curious.
"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favourite nightmares. I'm James A Janisse and today we're looking at 'a monster is chasing me but I can't run fast enough,' released right now into this guy's hippocampus."
Our MOST hated kill count
James: Thanks-killing 3
Chelsea: American Psycho 2: All American Girl
Zoren: Tremors: Shrieker Island
Me: Treevenge
PS: James, Chelsea, and Zoren begged me to watch it. And I said AW HELL NAAAAAWWWWWW!
dude thinks he's part of the team...
Erm who tf😂
Random dude at the BBQ
Immediate first impression: The little side glance James receives when he says, "all our favorite movies" tells us we have some interesting commentary up ahead for this one.
I can't say it enough: Chelsea is one extremely talented voice actress. Like damn, she's on another league.
And btw, I hope you guys have more videos like this with the 3 of you interacting.
0:11 More reasons why we love Zoran
Thank you for existing bro, everytime my parents are arguing your humour and allat, help me be able to ignore them arguing, and is loud enough to sound them out so I don’t have to hear my stepdad yelling about how I’m a disappointment, thank you
I've been through this a lot, it sucks. I'm sorry for everything you're going through, but I promise it'll get better. You're important, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
Be as good as you can be until you're old enough to leave and show them they fucked up in that special way adults do, leaving and never looking back.
And I’m… leaving had me dying 😂
Sooo good 😂😂😂
It wasn’t even funny tho🤷🏻♀️
@@haiz768 womp womp cry abt it
Zoran has some great lines in the vhs videos x) the last one with « watch my kid » was gold too! 😂
Fine for a video, but it was not funny and especially not for someone to claim that it "had them dying" or it was "so good".
Zoran referencing both Grim Fandango and Monkey Island in his segment has entirely won my heart
I'm desperate for any mention of grim fandango my serotonin is boosted for the rest of the day
Grim Fandango goes hard
you could literally mention the word skeletons and my mind instantly thinks “MANUEL CALAVERA!!!!”
“There’s another VHS Kill Count!”
“Yay!”
“It’s Viral…”
“FUCK.”
Who else wants to see the robot man from the tape “the subject” in VHC 94?
cringe.
been my reaction to VHS since the format of the first one. Hate this gimmick and always skip the Chelsea segments. She's much better on the podcast but god I hate her rigid presentation voice for Kill Counts.
"Dude, Chelsea's gone 😂"
Booooo!
The David Blaine 2 reference took me BACK, omg. I remember watching those parody videos on TH-cam with my sister as a teenager.
If Houdini had an actual magic cloak he would have stayed friends with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Zoran is the smartest man here with the best plans to get through this movie: leaving and taking shots.
Viral: kills the franchise
94: resurrect the franchise
Basically yea. I mean I did not completely hate VIral....it was just off.
Ratma stocks
The two jack quaids joke was hilarious
“Do crackheads have fire blood?” is probably the hardest I’ve laughed at one of these segments. RIP Fiona she was a real one 🫡
love it when kill counts cover objectively bad movies, its really fun to hear james waffle about how bad it is. so now its triple the fun to see all 3 hosts waffle at how bad this movie is. amazing
The BTS elements and jokes are fun, but people who just generally enjoy watching others shit on things will never not be weird.
Is that a porter robinson pfp??
Nothing will beat I Know What You Did with "This movie fucking sucks"
It's so good.
@@brbaic9364 Perhaps you're the weird one? There's nothing stranger about watching others shit on things that are absolutely terrible than there is people that enjoying watching other heap praise on things that are fantastic. Do you just find everything humans do weird? If that's the case, then you'd be correct. If not, then you have a very narrow mindset, I'd presume... and I'm not even a person that watches channels that only pile on negative commentary about stuff, I just know that simply because I don't care about it, it doesn't mean it's "weird".
"And I'm leaving"
God I love Zoran so much. He needa to cover another series like he did with Treamors.
Ghoulies
@@quinnholloway5400 omg yes.
@@AsheReads as fun as that would be, they really can't do series in a row anymore due to how it hurts the channel. They would probably do Ghoulies one and that's it.
Dead Meat covering The Hills Have Eyes next week left me excited, can't wait for next Friday. He should also cover the remakes from the late 2000s since they have some nice kills as well.
It’s kinda weird he hasn’t covered them, any of them, seeing as the gore and demonization seems to be sorted out with the patreon and sponsors
Ooo
@@Shreddedskincheese He doesn't like movies like these.
@@DanteRU0312 your right but he doesn’t cover movies he likes, he does sometimes but more than less he covers horror media in general, so fuck it, or throw it to Chelsea or zoran
@@Shreddedskincheese He still has his limits in what he covers, so we're lucky we're getting this one, not sure about remakes though.
Hey James I don't know if you're going to see this or not, but my dog died last night and your videos really helped me get that off my mind so I just wanted to say thank you
Im so sorry about your loss, hope you can love another dog that needs shelter and a warm home
@@charleslourenco6530 yeah I've been looking into certain breeds like a husky or like a pitbull
@@charleslourenco6530 I'm trying to look for one but there's like zero no kill shelters in my area. Anyways I think is a better idea to wait until I'm fully not sad about my current dog that died until I got a new dog I think that's better.
1:12 the way he cuts them off
“Not her normal beer cans mind you.. the beer cans for when company comes over.” 😂😂😂 that was amazing!
That sure is a quote from the video.
Chelsea quoting the succulent Chinese meal dude sent me 😂
XD the “and I’m leaving” then “great, I’m gonna go drink” feels so relatable😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Curled her hair with beer cans” lmfaooooo
"What did i just say". Love the disappointment with the cloak.😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
When i was younger this film actually scared the hell out of me, Specifically the Scene where the guy get’s his feet scraped off, So much so i actually thought that was how the movie ended
There's really something special about these V/H/S Kill Counts. The premise is very cool, and it's so much fun seeing James, Chelsea and Zoran working as a team like this. And honoring members of the Dead Meat crew (dare I say family?) in the To the Numbers sketches... It's just a great culmination of different creative talents and so forth. Obviously not an aesthetic that works to cover every movie, but it is really cool they went this direction for this series.
The one thing I was hoping for the most with this Kill Count was that you'd refer to Shawn as "Gas Money Kid" on the kill graphic. I'm thrilled that you did just that.
I love Bonestorm and Parallel Monsters so freaking much ngl some of my fav VHS segments of all time
"Oh boy I loved Viral, can't wait to hear what James has to say about it"
*2 minutes in*
"Oh it's bad..."
I’m sure we’ve all liked a movie they shat on so don’t think about it too much
Yes, it is. lol To be fair, l actually DONT think it's the worst VHS movie tho. Although the "wrap around" story is horrendous, the actual segments are very unique and pretty good for the most part....but my god, that wrap around segment just destroys all momentum the others create 😂 Still, for my money VHS 99 is the worst one. Not only are the segments boring with annoying, unbelievable characters, (I was around in the 90s, and we didnt act like that) but the bigger issue is it really has nothing to DO with the year 1999, other than some mentions of Blockbuster, or the Y2K bug. I'm looking forward to watching their review of that lol.
Gotta admit. Dante the Great kinda works for me. If it embraced the found footage style more it would call it one of my favorites. His little “Ta-Da” after that whole scene is so good.
That really needs to be its own movie. Death by magic is too fun of a concept not to take advantage of
I kind of like the story as well. Its got a very interesting concept. It seems that the biggest issue is that its not found footage. It would make a really good Twilight Zone episode.
Of the three shorts, Dante the Great is the only one I enjoyed.
The thing is, this would have fit great as-is in, say, a "Creepshow" segment. It just *really* didn't belong in a "V/H/S" anthology.
Naw Dante the great was terrible. Nothing scary about a evil blanket
1:09 - 1:15 😂😂😂 The way his "No." got cut off.
better yet: you can hear a cricket chirping in that moment of silence before he answers
Found footage vs. footage I found is low-key amazing.
I always find the Dimension Swapping segment scary and disturbing asf. The Skateboard segment is fun too. The rest can go in the trash.
Loved the skateboard kids. Felt authentic for skater kids, and turns out it was. It was also found footage enough that it could have fit in one of the earlier movies.
Chelsea is a whole ass mood in this kill count I love it😂😂😂🙌🏼
Does anyone else think that James gets more and more joy from NOT putting kills on the count the longer the channel goes on?
The parralel universe where satanic people have snake and fangs for schlongs will be the biggest meme move the VHS series has ever pulled
I actually kinda liked that one. Only that one.
I actually really enjoyed that one, mostly because i still have a ton of questions about it. I'd love to see it as a movie...
Don't forget the part in Bonestorm when a skeleton flips the bird at the camera and then explodes
Thank you Dead Meat for creating the definitive way to watch this movie. This has to be one of my favorite series you guys have done
I have this VHS on dvd and it is definitely the best one in my opinion. I love the skateboarder segment in Mexico involving the satanic cult, that deserves its own movie.
same, and i love the skateboarders somuch
@@mikulover12 They were so natural! Especially the acting, considering they aren't even actors!
I love that Dead Meat has a “villain” now in the form of Puppet James.
More like an evil spirit inside the James Puppet
"Demonic dutch oven" has to be one of my favourite lines from any KC 😂
I'd love to see a all-animated V/H/S anthology, something along the lines of children's programming with a twist
V/H/S: 9+ or something like that
Sounds kind of like "Ozzy's Dungeon" from V/H/S 99.
Something along those lines, just focusing on animated stuff instead of live action game-shows
Introduced/Introduces/Introduce/Introducer/Introducing/Introduction, Prologue, Prelude, Interlude, Epilogue. Best video ever.
0:11 That was so hilarious. I feel you Zoran this movie was very bad
Actually, I said when James & Chelsea introduce themselves "...and he's leaving" a second before he said it 😂
Very
If I had to a kill count of a movie that I hate I leave too
Dead Meat is popping off even more than ever, these scripts are amazing & I like the new opening! Also Zoran is A1 goodness 🤘
Not about the movie at all, but I love how much James credits his team for what they do. Like yeah, he is the face of the channel and runs things, but he is not afraid to admit how much his crew does to help and how much their aid contributes to the success of the channel. Also thank you Fiona for all the captions!!
Love seeing all three of them together in a episode
I love getting all three of the main Dead Meat hosts in one video, VHS is my favorite series for that reason!
28:02 James' "no, no, but... but... please" sounded so genuine and sad omg
“No no I have a kid ultimate excuse”
This has been one of my favorite series and have all three of you involved was such a nice gift.
"See you on TH-cam, bitches." It's like they knew... something and I find that incredible.
Now I really want a Wonka kill count
and here I'm waiting for the entire VHS to be covered. Can't wait!
i love this video format so much, i cant wait for zoran video game kill counts and i hope chelsea can host more kill counts, you 3 are amazing
Being a skater of 15 years, I do have a soft spot for the skating segment. And I appreciate all the skating puns from Zoran (as well as whoever wrote the script) 😂🫡
“gentlemen, his is democracy manifest” such an great meme to quote for that shot lmaoo 9:38
LMAO at 2:59 ! XD "Stop biting me!" XD XD XD
Despite this movie sucking so bad, I love how much you guys have been having fun with this franchise.
I love these kill counts so much, having the three of you host different segments is so much fun. I hope Chelsea and Zoran host their own kill counts too again eventually!
This is one of my favourite channels, funny, and original. Great for screening horror movies to see if I can handle them
You are one of the very few youtubers i watch that do the sponsor part of the video in a very fun and creative way
I have a suggestion for a possible kill count, but also just something in general that I think you would love. It's a full feature length FNAF fan film called "Family Comes First". Admittedly, you do need to have a very basic understanding of the FNAF lore in order to get some parts, but you've covered Emesis Blue in the past and believe me when I tell you that the same amount of love and care was put into this as there was into that. Above all else, the real reason I recommend this is the OUTSTANDING visuals, and absolutely hellish moments truly on par with many of the best Eldritch horror movies. The animation was in development for over 4 years and you truly feel the passion behind every single scene. Even if you're not a FNAF fan, and like I said, even if you never intend to do a kill count on it, it is still ABSOLUTELY worth a watch.
That was a badass “To the Numbers” segment!
Am I the only one that noticed this movie's wrap-around is basically just a 10x worse found footage version of Purge Anarchy? Like, there's even an evil ice cream truck😭
DEATH SET LIST KILL COUNT V/H/S 3: VIRAL (2014)
4:11 #1.COP
7:21 #2.DANTE’S ASSISTANT
7:34 #3.DANTE’S ASSISTANT
8:30 #4.CLAY
10:15 #5-7.3 SWAT OFFICERS
10:23 #8-9.2 SWAT OFFICERS
10:40 #10.SWAT OFFICER
10:44 #11.SWAT OFFICER
11:14 #12-13.SWAT OFFICERS
12:17 #14.DANTE THE GREAT
12:52 #15.SCARLETT
13:35 #16.RUBBERNECKER
14:40 #17.BMX BIKER
19:28 #18.ALTERNATE ALFONSO
19:42 #19.ALFONSO
20:19 #20-27.BARBECUE ATTENDEES
20:27 #28-29.ALBERTO & LUCY
24:03 #30.CULTIST
24:17 #31-32.2 CUTLISTS
24:28 #33.CULTIST
24:32 #34.CULTIST
24:43 #35.CULTIST
25:21 #36.GAS MONEY KID
25:33 #37.CULTIST
25:42 #38.CHANTING CULTIST
25:49 #39-43.5 CULTISTS
27:32 #44.TAYLOR
29:27 #45-47.LULU, LEWIS & TAXI DRIVER
30:21 #48.BMX BIKER
31:09 #49.IRIS
33:16 IN THE END
THE NUMBERS RESULTS
RED WOMEN:8️⃣
BLUE MAN:4️⃣1️⃣
TOTAL:4️⃣9️⃣
SCORE BOARD BREAKDOWN
RANKING
🏆🏅🥉1.V/H/S (2012) 2️⃣2️⃣
🏆🏅🥇2.V/H/S 2 (2013) 5️⃣9️⃣
🏆🏅🥈3.V/H/S 3: VIRAL (2014) 4️⃣9️⃣
RANTIME:8️⃣1️⃣ MINUTES = 4️⃣9️⃣ KILLS
ONE KILL EVERY:1️⃣.6️⃣5️⃣ MINUTES
I love Zorans “two dollars”. Great reference, very underrated movie
That was a last minute add and just seemed too perfect to avoid.
@@lowcarbcomedy It was very perfect. My face actually lit up when you said that. I quote that movie daily. Thanks for that!
@@lowcarbcomedybetter off dead mentioned!!!!
I'm happy that didn't go unnoticed by others. :)
How serendipitous, I just rewatched viral last night on a whim because I couldn't remember a single thing about it. Best segment was definitely Dante the great.
I groaned so much at every bad moment of V/H/S: Viral to the point where I started grunting like a caveman. Fire bad! Movie worse! Use fire to burn movie!
There were so many references in this video, i loved it! There were channel references, movie references, and even song references!!
Zorin saying "And I'm Leaving" has me rolling around on the floor laughing 😆
I honestly love that you all are taking turns covering different segments during these V/H/S kill counts it allows more people to get a chance to shine and it’s always great to see Zoran and Chelsea get a chance to be on the Kill Count again
Props to James, Chelsea, and Zoran for Kill Counting this film despite it's... quality lol. So glad the next V/H/S installments are alot better than this one.
I kinda enjoyed this movie but I agree that it’s not the best of the franchise
Fiona’s got some real scream queen pipes there!
Have enjoyed the triple threat format of hosting!
I never knew that "parallel demons" segment came from a VHS movie. I swear I've seen it somewhere else like in a fever dream or prolly one of those 15-minute recap videos, but never expected it to be a VHS segment at all. Now it makes sense why it seems more like a short fan video rather than an anthology segment.
Zoran out there representing the Balkans with Šljivovica 😂
I'm now hoping Chelsea does a video on a horror movie involving a magician/magic (Lord of Illusions, 1995; A Dark Song, 2016; Wizard of Gore, 1970; Magic, 1978)
One movie that would be really cool to see on the Kill Count would be 9. It's an animated post apocalypse movie that has quite a few deaths to show and it's got a great story and atmosphere