Eight Reasons We Don't Want Krieger As Our Doctor | Archer | FXX
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If I ever lost a limb, I would actually want him as my doctor. He may be barking mad and somewhat of an idiot, but he has a high success record on creating new limbs.
Yep, All of Katya, Both legs and a hand for Ray and both hand and a leg, for now, for Conway.
You will get a wrong skin color like Ray with the black hand 😆
Prostethestician --- that's not a word but it should be for this guy
nazi training
Yep yep yep!
Krieger may not be a good doctor but he sure as hell is hilarious
As Is this Whole Hyperkinetic Show.
Laughter is the best medicine
Krieger may not be a doctor.
Medical or the other kind.
"Good" is a highly subjective term here.
Surprised you left the part about him being the child of a Nazi scientists, which makes a lot of sense when you think about it
also a failed attempt at cloning hitler
@@monkeycake2612 if he was a clone of Adolph hitler wouldn’t he look like Adolph goddamn hitler
He's a clone of Edmond Burke, if anyone, guys!
This clip has a lot of good scenes, but they're so disorganized/confused that it absolutely kills the humor because it kills the story.
He's absolutely not a clone of Hitler btw. You must not be a fan. *The show ABSOLUTELY proves it to the audience* just look at s6 e12, proven half way through.
If you don't take the writers words as proof about the show, whose words can you believe? 😂😂
4:26 "Hey, uncalled for. Also fair."
I am so stealing that.
also yes
I'm excited to see future episodes of archer. Even with the absence of Mallory. Rest in peace Jessica Walter. You will always be our dysfunctional alcoholic spy master mommy.
Have you watched the new season yet~
Archer: "Krieger, you're still taping bum fights?"
Krieger: "No, now I'm into something... d a r k e r."
I think the thing that amazes me the most is how this character "evolved" - the first few episodes we see Kreiger he doesn't even talk. According to imdb, Kreiger was a throw-away secondary character, didn't even have any lines. Then they got Lucky Yates to voice a few lines and this character just took off. The entire voice cast is awesome (RIP Jessica Walter and George Coe).
"I like my coffee like I like my women: Black, Bitter, preferably fair trade"
Krieger doing all those *”…GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!”* parts always get me 😂😆🤣
I love how you always Can feel the absolute passion Lucky Yates puts in when yelling that.
Do you know the reference ?
@@cobrajordan1723 yes, from Planet Of The Apes
@@cobrajordan1723 Legit just learned it’s from planet of the apes💀
@@KingkuntaGG Yep. The ending of the original movie with Charlton Heston.
“I’m not a SERIAL killer.” LOL! That agency is not its best without Kreiger.
😅😅
4:36 that's Krieger's first line in the show
One of my favorite moments between Krieger and Ray
*Ride of the Valkyries playing while Ray goosesteps*
Ray: This quit being funny two hours ago!!
Krieger: It's not supposed to be funny...
It's not Krieger's fault he destroyed the shinkray. He's a well-documented mad scientist and he was left unsupervised with the machine which he believed was his stolen idea.
One would've thought that the CIA would've kept him as far away from that project as humanly possible.
@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e Right?! Like the hell were they thinking bringing them all into a top secret facility to do a surgical operation? Jesus, I know the CIA is dumb as hell, but that just took the cake.
@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e The CIA isn't exactly known for thinking about long term consequences *cough* guatemala *cough*
@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.eYeah cuz the CIA hasn’t done something stupid or questionable in the past.
"Plus, when I'm taking out the old bones, I take tons of pictures with my phone."
Little worrying, but okay.
Well it's how I repaired my chainsaw so I could do some more... nevermind
So same principle
😂😅
It's very disconcerting knowing that Krieger can and has successfully performed surgery on a human being, allowing them to regain the ability to walk via cybernetic augmentation to their lower spinal cord and legs, all without 1. Proper medical training. 2. A modern understanding of medicine. And 3. Anatomy (Though I suppose given his... talents... not knowing the proper names of bones can be slightly forgiven, though it's still horribly disconcerting.)
He takes pictures with his phone what are you worried about?
Well, my theory is that he's just a clone and the real one either got the knowledge of nazi scientists or was a nazi scientist which in that case, he got the education, but they gave the clone fake memories.
seems like he knows what he’s doing… i mean it’s like rick almost like he’s smart enough just not “qualified” except unlike rick he fucks up a lottttt
Even though he isn't legal that's still no more than a technicality cause the skillset is all that really matters and he has that skill set.
@@lurk7967lmao 😅
_"Normally_ I wouldn't let an intern do this on the first day, but - Chet?? How's it hangin, buddy?" 😮 😂😂😂!!
He might not be a good Doctor when it comes to humans but he's a great tech doctor and scientist. This is a man that successfully cloned humans and created some of the greatest cyborgs he deserves a a noble peace prize or medal of science lol
Or at least he would, if it weren’t for the obvious crimes against humanity he’s created
@@MediaDroid960 well didn't the guy who created the Atom bomb win a nobel prize i don't see the problem lol
@@brandallblack5833 to be fair, that was during a time of war. And last I checked, the only other alternative was a full scale invasion that would’ve left more dead than both atomic bomb strikes
@@brandallblack5833 I don't think so. So far I know only Rotblat and Sokharov (USSR hydrobomb) won the Noble Peace (on separate occasions) price's decades later for disarmament efforts & anti sovjet dogmatism respectively.
Feynman worked on the Manhattan program too, but his Nobel price was awarded his quantum modelling, but that is not really something he worked on during his involvement in the Manhattan project.
Roblat who i was thinking good sir and I really appreciate the knowledge Roblat is all I remember cause of the funny name lol
Doesn’t know the name of leg bones but he knows all about the four humors
I still feel bad for the emotional damage Katya put Archer through
Didnt she join the KGB as chief to keep archer safe?
@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 I meant her dying, becoming a cyborg, and choosing Barry. Also she lied to him to help Barry
@@devincognito8932 weird to frame her dying and her corpse being reanimated into a cyborg is "her putting archer through" something. Creepy actually. Choosing barry is actually an action she chose at least.
Me too. I skip all the episodes she's in
Krieger trying to get the proportionate strength of an ant will always be one of the funniest clips to me
Last episode of Archer, Krieger's nerve gas should save everyone. Or Fisto Roboto.
He took lots of pictures, that's always an important step.
There's no reason. Dr. Krieger is best Dr. Ever cloned!!
The reason I WANT him as my Doctor, one day I’ll wake up as an epic, nearly indestructible robot man.
Or an abominatable affront against nature.
That's right Other Barry
@@khylerbane4523 why not both? Both sound good
You know as smart as he is. You'd think he'd be smart enough to put his holographic wife into a legit robot body. He made a cyborg for f**ks sake!
But that would ruin the kink.
She's just there to watch
He is smart enough, the reason he doesn't is because he knows they would kill each other
What if he’s made her a cyborg body
She'd leave him then.
Because he has a Judas Priest themed van called Screaming for Vangance
I hope in the new season he has a most needed and super obvious Van Halen Van
Nah, that would more than qualify him in my book!
He’s a human version of Dr. Zoidberg
A much less sad more evil Zoidberg
With higher success rate yet the same amount of people killed accidentally.
You forgot the strong possibility that he a clone of hitler regardless of how looks nothing like him
He might still be a clone though due to the events of season 5.
I mean if you were cloning the most evil man in history it's probably a good idea to make him look a little less conspicuous
Hold up dont ignore that all his procedures were succesful!!😂 He never made anything that didnt work if i was paralyzed i would definitely take kriegers offer
No kidding. You can't ignore the fact that none of his experiments have backfired horribly. There was that pig hybrid he made but they can't all be winners. Lol.
Point is. He may be crazy. But he gets results
He couldn't solve the ants problem.
Tell that to Danny the intern lmao. And Chet. I take your point though lol
@@ashtton_tapiwa The first guy is the one who OD on "experimental gay pills" and the other is the one who got gunned down during the test of an experimental bulletproof vest, right?
It’s always fun to remember his first name is doctor
Algernon Kreiger
If I’ve sprained my ankle or have an upset stomach, I don’t want Krieger
If I’m missing my legs, arms and spine, I want krieger. Probably because he’s the one that took them.
😂😂😂😂😂!!!
Underrated comment, lmao...
No joke, in the SCP foundation, he would be a head scientists, dude is unethical, random and oddly good at his job even thought he’s not a true doctor. So he would enjoy or be responsible for SCP experimentation.
We all know whom he'd get along with... Hint he's an immortal consciousness in a medallion
@@finnmchugh99 he would try and replicate it and then turn him into a lizard
He installed bionic limbs sooo.. he's qualified in my eyes.
"SHADDAP, BIRD!" LOL
Krieger can make me into a cyborg for free, I want him to be my doctor.
"Sooner is going to better than later" has been my go-to
i can't stop laughing at 0:12 😂
PHLEGMATIC AND *_BILIOUS_*
he'd give you robot parts, that alone is worth it.
When I die he can place my brain in a strong hot cyborg body, or a young clone body.
When he moves towards the camera and "... His name fisto-roboto" dude i always die laughing at this part 😂😂
I lose it every time Krieger yells at the charlatans for not divining the patient’s “humors!”
1:28 was exactly what I was waiting for on this list. Glad it wasn't left out.
He's like Dr Nick, Lionel Hutz and season 1 Rick Sanchez.
Not to gave me a checkup. But if I wanted to become a robot I would go check Krieger
The nerve gas missle episode. When we all just FORGOT our new krieger isn't the old one lmao. This only shows one time Rey questions him, but Rey know lmao.
Lucky Yates is a national treasures
8:09 Best evil laugh ever!
We need an updated Archer pinball table, preferably a real one rather than an FX3 one.
Calling Krieger a doctor is like calling a vetrinarian a brain surgeon.
Ah... 8 reasons why Krieger is the best character in the entire show.
God! I’d forgotten how much I love this show!
Krieger would be the only doctor/mad scientist who GlaDos would find common ground with. Like their mutual love of nerve gas
Honestly, this is about on par for the doctors in my area. Pretty sure some of them would even make clones, robots and hybrids if they had the funding. So for me it would be just going to a doctor with better funding. Which is even better because with my psoriasis I would totally want a pair or robot hands or some kind of DNA reconstruction.
"That'll do, piggly, that'll do.."
You missed one of the classics lol
I definitely want him as my doctor. I mean the man is a genius. He's kept them all alive except Brett.
Well that’s not even his fault, is it? Brett just died doing what he loved…. getting shot.
That was Brett's fault. He didn't duck.
Brett was just a bullet magnet.
I wouldn't want anyone else giving me a cybernetic implant though...
And the fact that Barry merely chuckled at the faces & hands.
I think him wiping Cyril's parents names from his mind is pretty evil
I'd love to have any Lucky Yates character as my doctor, even Crackers.
He still did good with Ray's cyber legs, Conway's Arm, Cyborg Katia and the hologram waifu
Why do I feel that Krieger and Squidward would be best friends?
"I WAS TIRED!!!"
Ew...
“Flick her tiddie” are words I never expected to make me laugh so hard.
I loved how the animation got smoother over the seasons.
“Not even the other kind, technically.” GENIUS
I love Krieger
"Yeah, so sooner is gonna be better than later"
Lol
Thanks for the upload! Well done!
'i call him Fisto Roboto' :P
But it doesn't just fist.
_"YepYepYep!!"_ 😂😂
3:53 When the FBI wants to look at your search history
At least there would never be a dull moment.
Fister Roboto! Cracks me up every time!
krieger is the best character in archer
Not knowing the name of something is only bad if you intend to teach or share information. He seems to have an understanding of how everything works, otherwise the cybernetics wouldn't properly interface with the host.
The lettuce scene is my personal favorite. And also, Fisto Roboto.
I love that they made him look exactly like his voice actor.
Actually, Krieger's voice actor was the model for Ray's looks.
He is also very underappreciated.
Katya! You're alive! Well, "ON" technically...
Well I’m giving him credit for creating the brown noise
If the title is "reasons why we want Krieger to be our doctor", there won't be any video.
He's a right sight better than Dr. Zoidberg.
Well Krieger knows more anatomy to a point he made cyborgs and mutants... Its a bit safer to compare him to The Professor.
Dr. Zoidberg is the crab like doctor, but yes I wouldn't trust the professor.
“Mushi night” takes on a whole new meaning when you find out what “Muschi” means in German
Hey, I learned a new word😃
At first glance, Krieger seems like the “Zoidburg” of the group but when you see him perform medically later on, he’s far worse. When he fails it’s so spectacular that when he succeeds you’re like “oh. Boring.”
Like the fact that it's krieger's hologram waifu who has the tentacle fetish - would be interested to know whether it's something krieger built her to have or something that developed organically
All I see are reasons to hire him
"Your authority is not recognized in... Fort Kickass!"
Mt voidkaumph machine omg lol krieger is wild
May Krieger never change.
Krieger taught me how to love mad science again.
Love this show!
I like this character it’s full science without ethic.
I'm infinitely disappointed that it's not a Krieg guardsman that's a doctor.
*happy gas mask noises*
For someone who isnt a doctor this guy is pretty brilliant
Eight?!? You sound just like that Buzzfeed qui... I mean Medical School. Nailed it.
Say what you want, Krieger is...Krieger! Yep. :3
His😂😂 a mad scientist i like him😂😂😂😂he one of the funniest
I may not have a fancy medschool degree, but when your bleeding you’ll be happy I’m here
My twin boys grew beards while they fresh into hogh school. My dad went everywhere for some white lab coats and my boys went out on Halloween as Krieger clones!! It was spectacular
'even the one down in Geranda'
"yep yep yep"