If I ever lost a limb, I would actually want him as my doctor. He may be barking mad and somewhat of an idiot, but he has a high success record on creating new limbs.
He's absolutely not a clone of Hitler btw. You must not be a fan. *The show ABSOLUTELY proves it to the audience* just look at s6 e12, proven half way through. If you don't take the writers words as proof about the show, whose words can you believe? 😂😂
I'm excited to see future episodes of archer. Even with the absence of Mallory. Rest in peace Jessica Walter. You will always be our dysfunctional alcoholic spy master mommy.
I think the thing that amazes me the most is how this character "evolved" - the first few episodes we see Kreiger he doesn't even talk. According to imdb, Kreiger was a throw-away secondary character, didn't even have any lines. Then they got Lucky Yates to voice a few lines and this character just took off. The entire voice cast is awesome (RIP Jessica Walter and George Coe).
It's not Krieger's fault he destroyed the shinkray. He's a well-documented mad scientist and he was left unsupervised with the machine which he believed was his stolen idea.
@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e Right?! Like the hell were they thinking bringing them all into a top secret facility to do a surgical operation? Jesus, I know the CIA is dumb as hell, but that just took the cake.
It's very disconcerting knowing that Krieger can and has successfully performed surgery on a human being, allowing them to regain the ability to walk via cybernetic augmentation to their lower spinal cord and legs, all without 1. Proper medical training. 2. A modern understanding of medicine. And 3. Anatomy (Though I suppose given his... talents... not knowing the proper names of bones can be slightly forgiven, though it's still horribly disconcerting.)
Well, my theory is that he's just a clone and the real one either got the knowledge of nazi scientists or was a nazi scientist which in that case, he got the education, but they gave the clone fake memories.
One of my favorite moments between Krieger and Ray *Ride of the Valkyries playing while Ray goosesteps* Ray: This quit being funny two hours ago!! Krieger: It's not supposed to be funny...
He might not be a good Doctor when it comes to humans but he's a great tech doctor and scientist. This is a man that successfully cloned humans and created some of the greatest cyborgs he deserves a a noble peace prize or medal of science lol
@@brandallblack5833 to be fair, that was during a time of war. And last I checked, the only other alternative was a full scale invasion that would’ve left more dead than both atomic bomb strikes
@@brandallblack5833 I don't think so. So far I know only Rotblat and Sokharov (USSR hydrobomb) won the Noble Peace (on separate occasions) price's decades later for disarmament efforts & anti sovjet dogmatism respectively. Feynman worked on the Manhattan program too, but his Nobel price was awarded his quantum modelling, but that is not really something he worked on during his involvement in the Manhattan project.
@@devincognito8932 weird to frame her dying and her corpse being reanimated into a cyborg is "her putting archer through" something. Creepy actually. Choosing barry is actually an action she chose at least.
Hold up dont ignore that all his procedures were succesful!!😂 He never made anything that didnt work if i was paralyzed i would definitely take kriegers offer
No kidding. You can't ignore the fact that none of his experiments have backfired horribly. There was that pig hybrid he made but they can't all be winners. Lol. Point is. He may be crazy. But he gets results
@@ashtton_tapiwa The first guy is the one who OD on "experimental gay pills" and the other is the one who got gunned down during the test of an experimental bulletproof vest, right?
If I’ve sprained my ankle or have an upset stomach, I don’t want Krieger If I’m missing my legs, arms and spine, I want krieger. Probably because he’s the one that took them.
No joke, in the SCP foundation, he would be a head scientists, dude is unethical, random and oddly good at his job even thought he’s not a true doctor. So he would enjoy or be responsible for SCP experimentation.
Honestly, this is about on par for the doctors in my area. Pretty sure some of them would even make clones, robots and hybrids if they had the funding. So for me it would be just going to a doctor with better funding. Which is even better because with my psoriasis I would totally want a pair or robot hands or some kind of DNA reconstruction.
At first glance, Krieger seems like the “Zoidburg” of the group but when you see him perform medically later on, he’s far worse. When he fails it’s so spectacular that when he succeeds you’re like “oh. Boring.”
The nerve gas missle episode. When we all just FORGOT our new krieger isn't the old one lmao. This only shows one time Rey questions him, but Rey know lmao.
Not knowing the name of something is only bad if you intend to teach or share information. He seems to have an understanding of how everything works, otherwise the cybernetics wouldn't properly interface with the host.
My twin boys grew beards while they fresh into hogh school. My dad went everywhere for some white lab coats and my boys went out on Halloween as Krieger clones!! It was spectacular
Like the fact that it's krieger's hologram waifu who has the tentacle fetish - would be interested to know whether it's something krieger built her to have or something that developed organically
If I ever lost a limb, I would actually want him as my doctor. He may be barking mad and somewhat of an idiot, but he has a high success record on creating new limbs.
Yep, All of Katya, Both legs and a hand for Ray and both hand and a leg, for now, for Conway.
You will get a wrong skin color like Ray with the black hand 😆
Prostethestician --- that's not a word but it should be for this guy
nazi training
Yep yep yep!
"I like my coffee like I like my women: Black, Bitter, preferably fair trade"
Krieger may not be a good doctor but he sure as hell is hilarious
As Is this Whole Hyperkinetic Show.
Laughter is the best medicine
Krieger may not be a doctor.
Medical or the other kind.
"Good" is a highly subjective term here.
Surprised you left the part about him being the child of a Nazi scientists, which makes a lot of sense when you think about it
also a failed attempt at cloning hitler
@@monkeycake2612 if he was a clone of Adolph hitler wouldn’t he look like Adolph goddamn hitler
He's a clone of Edmond Burke, if anyone, guys!
This clip has a lot of good scenes, but they're so disorganized/confused that it absolutely kills the humor because it kills the story.
He's absolutely not a clone of Hitler btw. You must not be a fan. *The show ABSOLUTELY proves it to the audience* just look at s6 e12, proven half way through.
If you don't take the writers words as proof about the show, whose words can you believe? 😂😂
I'm excited to see future episodes of archer. Even with the absence of Mallory. Rest in peace Jessica Walter. You will always be our dysfunctional alcoholic spy master mommy.
Have you watched the new season yet~
4:26 "Hey, uncalled for. Also fair."
I am so stealing that.
also yes
I think the thing that amazes me the most is how this character "evolved" - the first few episodes we see Kreiger he doesn't even talk. According to imdb, Kreiger was a throw-away secondary character, didn't even have any lines. Then they got Lucky Yates to voice a few lines and this character just took off. The entire voice cast is awesome (RIP Jessica Walter and George Coe).
So we wete only supposed to have the food rapist.
Everything else was just gold.
_"Normally_ I wouldn't let an intern do this on the first day, but - Chet?? How's it hangin, buddy?" 😮 😂😂😂!!
It's not Krieger's fault he destroyed the shinkray. He's a well-documented mad scientist and he was left unsupervised with the machine which he believed was his stolen idea.
One would've thought that the CIA would've kept him as far away from that project as humanly possible.
@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e Right?! Like the hell were they thinking bringing them all into a top secret facility to do a surgical operation? Jesus, I know the CIA is dumb as hell, but that just took the cake.
@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e The CIA isn't exactly known for thinking about long term consequences *cough* guatemala *cough*
@@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.eYeah cuz the CIA hasn’t done something stupid or questionable in the past.
It's very disconcerting knowing that Krieger can and has successfully performed surgery on a human being, allowing them to regain the ability to walk via cybernetic augmentation to their lower spinal cord and legs, all without 1. Proper medical training. 2. A modern understanding of medicine. And 3. Anatomy (Though I suppose given his... talents... not knowing the proper names of bones can be slightly forgiven, though it's still horribly disconcerting.)
He takes pictures with his phone what are you worried about?
Well, my theory is that he's just a clone and the real one either got the knowledge of nazi scientists or was a nazi scientist which in that case, he got the education, but they gave the clone fake memories.
seems like he knows what he’s doing… i mean it’s like rick almost like he’s smart enough just not “qualified” except unlike rick he fucks up a lottttt
Even though he isn't legal that's still no more than a technicality cause the skillset is all that really matters and he has that skill set.
@@lurk7967lmao 😅
“I’m not a SERIAL killer.” LOL! That agency is not its best without Kreiger.
😅😅
One of my favorite moments between Krieger and Ray
*Ride of the Valkyries playing while Ray goosesteps*
Ray: This quit being funny two hours ago!!
Krieger: It's not supposed to be funny...
4:36 that's Krieger's first line in the show
"Plus, when I'm taking out the old bones, I take tons of pictures with my phone."
Little worrying, but okay.
Well it's how I repaired my chainsaw so I could do some more... nevermind
So same principle
😂😅
He might not be a good Doctor when it comes to humans but he's a great tech doctor and scientist. This is a man that successfully cloned humans and created some of the greatest cyborgs he deserves a a noble peace prize or medal of science lol
Or at least he would, if it weren’t for the obvious crimes against humanity he’s created
@@MediaDroid960 well didn't the guy who created the Atom bomb win a nobel prize i don't see the problem lol
@@brandallblack5833 to be fair, that was during a time of war. And last I checked, the only other alternative was a full scale invasion that would’ve left more dead than both atomic bomb strikes
@@brandallblack5833 I don't think so. So far I know only Rotblat and Sokharov (USSR hydrobomb) won the Noble Peace (on separate occasions) price's decades later for disarmament efforts & anti sovjet dogmatism respectively.
Feynman worked on the Manhattan program too, but his Nobel price was awarded his quantum modelling, but that is not really something he worked on during his involvement in the Manhattan project.
Roblat who i was thinking good sir and I really appreciate the knowledge Roblat is all I remember cause of the funny name lol
"Sooner is going to better than later" has been my go-to
You know as smart as he is. You'd think he'd be smart enough to put his holographic wife into a legit robot body. He made a cyborg for f**ks sake!
But that would ruin the kink.
She's just there to watch
He is smart enough, the reason he doesn't is because he knows they would kill each other
What if he’s made her a cyborg body
She'd leave him then.
Doesn’t know the name of leg bones but he knows all about the four humors
Krieger trying to get the proportionate strength of an ant will always be one of the funniest clips to me
"That'll do, piggly, that'll do.."
You missed one of the classics lol
Last episode of Archer, Krieger's nerve gas should save everyone. Or Fisto Roboto.
I still feel bad for the emotional damage Katya put Archer through
Didnt she join the KGB as chief to keep archer safe?
@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 I meant her dying, becoming a cyborg, and choosing Barry. Also she lied to him to help Barry
@@devincognito8932 weird to frame her dying and her corpse being reanimated into a cyborg is "her putting archer through" something. Creepy actually. Choosing barry is actually an action she chose at least.
Me too. I skip all the episodes she's in
There's no reason. Dr. Krieger is best Dr. Ever cloned!!
_"YepYepYep!!"_ 😂😂
The reason I WANT him as my Doctor, one day I’ll wake up as an epic, nearly indestructible robot man.
Or an abominatable affront against nature.
That's right Other Barry
@@khylerbane4523 why not both? Both sound good
When he moves towards the camera and "... His name fisto-roboto" dude i always die laughing at this part 😂😂
Hold up dont ignore that all his procedures were succesful!!😂 He never made anything that didnt work if i was paralyzed i would definitely take kriegers offer
No kidding. You can't ignore the fact that none of his experiments have backfired horribly. There was that pig hybrid he made but they can't all be winners. Lol.
Point is. He may be crazy. But he gets results
He couldn't solve the ants problem.
Tell that to Danny the intern lmao. And Chet. I take your point though lol
@@ashtton_tapiwa The first guy is the one who OD on "experimental gay pills" and the other is the one who got gunned down during the test of an experimental bulletproof vest, right?
He took lots of pictures, that's always an important step.
He still did good with Ray's cyber legs, Conway's Arm, Cyborg Katia and the hologram waifu
Because he has a Judas Priest themed van called Screaming for Vangance
I hope in the new season he has a most needed and super obvious Van Halen Van
Nah, that would more than qualify him in my book!
“Not even the other kind, technically.” GENIUS
I love Krieger
If I’ve sprained my ankle or have an upset stomach, I don’t want Krieger
If I’m missing my legs, arms and spine, I want krieger. Probably because he’s the one that took them.
😂😂😂😂😂!!!
Underrated comment, lmao...
1:28 was exactly what I was waiting for on this list. Glad it wasn't left out.
It’s always fun to remember his first name is doctor
Algernon Kreiger
No joke, in the SCP foundation, he would be a head scientists, dude is unethical, random and oddly good at his job even thought he’s not a true doctor. So he would enjoy or be responsible for SCP experimentation.
We all know whom he'd get along with... Hint he's an immortal consciousness in a medallion
@@finnmchugh99 he would try and replicate it and then turn him into a lizard
You forgot the strong possibility that he a clone of hitler regardless of how looks nothing like him
He might still be a clone though due to the events of season 5.
I mean if you were cloning the most evil man in history it's probably a good idea to make him look a little less conspicuous
Krieger can make me into a cyborg for free, I want him to be my doctor.
“Flick her tiddie” are words I never expected to make me laugh so hard.
In a series full of awesome characters, Krieger was definitely one of them. 😉😂
He installed bionic limbs sooo.. he's qualified in my eyes.
Fister Roboto! Cracks me up every time!
"I WAS TIRED!!!"
Ew...
"Yeah, so sooner is gonna be better than later"
Lol
I lose it every time Krieger yells at the charlatans for not divining the patient’s “humors!”
8:09 Best evil laugh ever!
"SHADDAP, BIRD!" LOL
And the fact that Barry merely chuckled at the faces & hands.
Not to gave me a checkup. But if I wanted to become a robot I would go check Krieger
Honestly, this is about on par for the doctors in my area. Pretty sure some of them would even make clones, robots and hybrids if they had the funding. So for me it would be just going to a doctor with better funding. Which is even better because with my psoriasis I would totally want a pair or robot hands or some kind of DNA reconstruction.
3:42 When you see the title of the Manga that Krieger's waifu is holding you realize just how deep into it the writers of Archer are.
It was blurry for me what was the title
@@OrbInDaFrame Fisherman’s Wife
I definitely want him as my doctor. I mean the man is a genius. He's kept them all alive except Brett.
Well that’s not even his fault, is it? Brett just died doing what he loved…. getting shot.
That was Brett's fault. He didn't duck.
Brett was just a bullet magnet.
God! I’d forgotten how much I love this show!
We need an updated Archer pinball table, preferably a real one rather than an FX3 one.
he'd give you robot parts, that alone is worth it.
He’s a human version of Dr. Zoidberg
A much less sad more evil Zoidberg
With higher success rate yet the same amount of people killed accidentally.
'i call him Fisto Roboto' :P
But it doesn't just fist.
It’s Fister Roboto.
A play on the Queen song
At first glance, Krieger seems like the “Zoidburg” of the group but when you see him perform medically later on, he’s far worse. When he fails it’s so spectacular that when he succeeds you’re like “oh. Boring.”
i can't stop laughing at 0:12 😂
PHLEGMATIC AND *_BILIOUS_*
The nerve gas missle episode. When we all just FORGOT our new krieger isn't the old one lmao. This only shows one time Rey questions him, but Rey know lmao.
Lucky Yates has such amazing delivery. I love that guy and I wish he was in more
When I die he can place my brain in a strong hot cyborg body, or a young clone body.
I like this character it’s full science without ethic.
I loved how the animation got smoother over the seasons.
Lucky Yates is a national treasures
Pam: Don't you think I should wash my hands first?
Krieger: Eh... I didn't.
Krieger would be the only doctor/mad scientist who GlaDos would find common ground with. Like their mutual love of nerve gas
Well I’m giving him credit for creating the brown noise
Say what you want, Krieger is...Krieger! Yep. :3
Ah... 8 reasons why Krieger is the best character in the entire show.
5:05 Never noticed the super thick black-lining on all of the characters in this show before
Not knowing the name of something is only bad if you intend to teach or share information. He seems to have an understanding of how everything works, otherwise the cybernetics wouldn't properly interface with the host.
krieger is the best character in archer
His😂😂 a mad scientist i like him😂😂😂😂he one of the funniest
At least there would never be a dull moment.
Thanks for the upload! Well done!
I'd love to have any Lucky Yates character as my doctor, even Crackers.
I think him wiping Cyril's parents names from his mind is pretty evil
3:53 When the FBI wants to look at your search history
“Mushi night” takes on a whole new meaning when you find out what “Muschi” means in German
Hey, I learned a new word😃
I wouldn't want anyone else giving me a cybernetic implant though...
He's like Dr Nick, Lionel Hutz and season 1 Rick Sanchez.
He is also very underappreciated.
My twin boys grew beards while they fresh into hogh school. My dad went everywhere for some white lab coats and my boys went out on Halloween as Krieger clones!! It was spectacular
Katya! You're alive! Well, "ON" technically...
"Your authority is not recognized in... Fort Kickass!"
Love this show!
Dr Krieger, also known as, the Pita Predator.
When your dad actually did mathematical modeling of nerve gas....
Kreiger is more of a mad scientist than Rick Sanchez!
Calling Krieger a doctor is like calling a vetrinarian a brain surgeon.
'even the one down in Geranda'
“Clone Bone!”
Ray: Cool robot legs, when can we do the surgery?
Krieger: The sedatives I spiced in your coffee should be kicking in right now.
Ray: Wait what?
Why do I feel that Krieger and Squidward would be best friends?
Like the fact that it's krieger's hologram waifu who has the tentacle fetish - would be interested to know whether it's something krieger built her to have or something that developed organically
My dream in life is to get a robot body so I would very much let Krieger be my doctor he has done it more then one time.
For someone who isnt a doctor this guy is pretty brilliant
Makes me want to get my phd just to say, “what am I, a doctor?” 🤣🤣
The lettuce scene is my personal favorite. And also, Fisto Roboto.
If the title is "reasons why we want Krieger to be our doctor", there won't be any video.