Best of Archer Season 5

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  • The very best of Archer Season 5. Enjoy!
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  • @fringes475
    @fringes475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    I love this arc. The 50 thousand pounds of cocaine and Pam decimated 30% of it. Lol

    • @crosisofborg5524
      @crosisofborg5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Umm decimated means 10%, not 30%.

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@crosisofborg5524 It also means destroy a large portion. But this is a youtube comment section, not an english essay.

    • @dougp1026
      @dougp1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Crosis of Borg who tf thinks of decimated that way haha

    • @vakar9779
      @vakar9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@dougp1026 Romans

    • @Shivcel172
      @Shivcel172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@crosisofborg5524 since when has that been the definition??

  • @Sol_Smiley
    @Sol_Smiley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    "Brett? Well, he died doing what he loved. Getting shot"
    Never really lost my shit before, but this definitely did it

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same

    • @OfficialAnarchyz
      @OfficialAnarchyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's okay, but kind of an obvious joke. How about Krieger going 'Oh was I supposed to be recording this?'

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Poor Brett

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that was faf

    • @jacosyutin3885
      @jacosyutin3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well clearly that's not the first time someone said "He died for what he loved." I mean look at Rick Sanchez, he turn himself into a pickle minutes before he even says that.

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    His immunity to tinnitus becoming his greatest weapon against the yakuza oyabun was hilarious.

    • @zachricher
      @zachricher 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      MALORY: Sterling! What are you talking about?
      >> LANA: Smokey and the goddamn Bandit.
      >> MALORY: What?
      >> ARCHER: We're going * Eastbound and down!!

    • @Nickenug
      @Nickenug 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you can't lose your hearing if it's already gone

  • @brendonsmith3080
    @brendonsmith3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    “Tadashi, what is wrong with you?! You shoot like an old blind woman! You bring shame upon your family!”

    • @bentheswitchsportsfan06
      @bentheswitchsportsfan06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      *Grabs phone and plays The Price Is Right's fail sound effect*

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bentheswitchsportsfan06 *hangs head in shame*

    • @pot_calls-the_kettle_bong
      @pot_calls-the_kettle_bong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have that text message tone! I laugh everytime I hear it and think of Woodhouse

  • @BTAL1ama
    @BTAL1ama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    "Is this the part where you tell me to look under my seat?" Such an underrated line, the pure spite XD

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "What was the mirror for?"
      "So you could watch"

    • @intonera9222
      @intonera9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's that mean?

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@intonera9222 it was a game show, you had to look under your seat for a prize , usually a box and i think you could choose what's in the box or what was behind a curtain or something ... there's so many that used that gimmick.

    • @intonera9222
      @intonera9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you!😄

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zarryon12 I thought it was an Oprah reference

  • @vandalsavage2074
    @vandalsavage2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    I love how competent archer is even though he's a screw up. Its my favorite aspect of the show.

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Worlds most dangerous spy

    • @franciscofernandezmedrano9613
      @franciscofernandezmedrano9613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      idk about competent truly he always survives but rarely he is sucesful

    • @Justthatguy1998
      @Justthatguy1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@franciscofernandezmedrano9613 I mean, he has performed multiple complex tasks and computations

    • @franciscofernandezmedrano9613
      @franciscofernandezmedrano9613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Justthatguy1998 I mean,he has become somehow capable when he got up form his coma,but still fucks it in very simple actions,plus all the season before the coma he was the worst spy of all

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@franciscofernandezmedrano9613 The weird thing is that the Archer characters are still way more competent & slightly more successful than the "Reno 911" police crew. And that's saying a lot.

  • @maxvitor7023
    @maxvitor7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3863

    Is kinda weird seeing Pam so fit.
    And seriously Archer is borderline immortal given the amount of stuff that happens to him

    • @artdent9871
      @artdent9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Yeah, coke addiction, the new Atkins diet.

    • @connorvance3304
      @connorvance3304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      yea he woke up from being shot and being in acoma fior 4 years

    • @karlesgossick7687
      @karlesgossick7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      I think that's the joke archer can do James bond style stunts without dying but not without consequence hence the tenitus, jail time, tattoos, STDs, coke addiction, ect

    • @cloudunderweather9554
      @cloudunderweather9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      it got to the point where he was convinced he was literally immortal so.... thats pretty bad

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@karlesgossick7687 I have a theory that Krieger did some secret super soldier experiment on Archer that no one else knows about

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    "This quit being funny two hours ago!!!!"
    ".....It's not supposed to be funny"

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's funnier cuz he's German 😂

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yet it’s still funny

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notsmii7y And probably a bit racist.
      Well, maybe not. According to the Fandom Ray's eyes are brown.

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still not as funny as building a submarine in a pool without connection to the outside world at all

    • @BG-kn3nt
      @BG-kn3nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did Ray even have his arm up? It wasn’t robotic at the time.

  • @Beargeek616
    @Beargeek616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Season 5 is so underrated. Some of the funniest parts of the series take place in this season.

    • @atheist101
      @atheist101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I agree, it was one of my favorites. I've tried to get many people to watch but they're all hung up on the fact it's a cartoon. It's better animated, they can to so much more without having to pay tons of money for special effects

    • @yuluvii
      @yuluvii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@atheist101
      Ikr? Animation is so much better imo because of the ability to do endless things unlike real actors.

    • @Lolbama2012
      @Lolbama2012 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I never understood the hate this season gets. The Vice arc was one of the funniest of the series. The final Brett being shot gag gets an F in chat from me.

    • @inorial5960
      @inorial5960 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THIS SEASON GAVE US A COUNTRY ALBUM THAT IS SO GOOD

    • @yugiohdude1232
      @yugiohdude1232 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m pretty sure this is widely regarded as the best season of the show

  • @juanrivera1378
    @juanrivera1378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    How could they just skip over the river gator scene. That $hit is hilarious.

    • @1A9L9I6
      @1A9L9I6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Juan Rivera you can say shit on the internet it's okay

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And also kinda strange. Archer implies over and over again that he's afraid of crocodiles, and yet during that scene he continues dicking around.

    • @adamguyster6556
      @adamguyster6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fear is their bacon bits. That always gets me.

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also the bit where it turns out Ray was faking his paralyzation in order to get Archer to carry him, and archer's like "good one!"

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God that ENTIRE episode.

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I love knowing that Pam is the best lay of anyone on the show.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine ปีที่แล้ว

      Fatties try harder and expect less.

    • @collinbosch813
      @collinbosch813 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's from the Rohypnol

    • @carltonwalton9819
      @carltonwalton9819 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      How you gonna keep‘em down on the farm….?

    • @hispanicatthedisco6473
      @hispanicatthedisco6473 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@carltonwalton9819After they see Pammy!

    • @carltonwalton9819
      @carltonwalton9819 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hispanicatthedisco6473lol. She’s right! 😂😂😂

  • @ng_reed
    @ng_reed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love that a running joke is that Pam has slept with most of the main cast

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not Kreiger, I think Cheryl is the only one that had relations with Kreiger.

    • @jeromebirth2693
      @jeromebirth2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd sleep with Pam

    • @jenlindley7780
      @jenlindley7780 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jammin2575 I think Krieger and Pam had sex in the Skorpio episode, season one.

    • @loganatori6117
      @loganatori6117 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jammin2575either that or fisto roboto

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Mallory: “I mean did you used to be a man??”
    Lana: “Pam?”
    Pam: “Idk. Did ya??”
    💀💀💀

  • @masterblaster7484
    @masterblaster7484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “Ugh, can the mind vomit?”
    Two Seconds Later: “Ugh, the mind can indeed vomit.”

  • @JohnSmith-mk1rj
    @JohnSmith-mk1rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The scene where they crash the range rover down a cliff, through vines and treetops and finally have a tree fall on them is so well animated.
    Like once a season they spend money on a scene like that.

    • @dkrampage2933
      @dkrampage2933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You sure that's a range rover? I thought that was a Nissan Patrol.

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Eat a dick jungle"

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Archer: Ok, once we get to prison, I'll join the biggest, meanest gang.
      Cyril: They're prison gangs not frats.
      Archer: Don't call fraternities frats.

  • @mako3951
    @mako3951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    This show is so underrated. Amazing cast, amazing writing, amazing characters, and some of the cleverest humor ever

    • @Godsavestrappers
      @Godsavestrappers 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      !

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is the most quotable show ever made.

  • @2thomask
    @2thomask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I love that the name of the spy agency aged so terribly

    • @ThePsych123
      @ThePsych123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I did a sort of auditory double-take before I remembered that's what it was called lol

    • @adderallKing
      @adderallKing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When I first started watching the show I though that was done intentionally lmaooo

    • @rayvega3163
      @rayvega3163 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@adderallKingi mean I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s actually the case lmao

    • @adderallKing
      @adderallKing 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@rayvega3163 the reason I know it’s not is because they came up with that name in like 2008, which was way before the ISIS terror group was really a thing.

  • @donteh855
    @donteh855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    “You shut up, let her talk”.

    • @connorvance3304
      @connorvance3304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      she is great

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “You shut up!”

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Connor Vance one of the few decent people working there...when she’s clean anyway

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vexxama she was masterbaiting in front of everyone.

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Starmadien2019 compared to the rest of them thats pretty minor

  • @lastoutlaw4973
    @lastoutlaw4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The way Malory rocked the shit out of cherlene with that bottle and Pams phone rings their faces were priceless haha

    • @sonofmoss
      @sonofmoss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The death glare Malory was giving Pam when her phone began ringing had me crying laughing.

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    13:47
    Even though Archer and Ray are at odds with each other, I did like how they both agreed that it was funny that Cyril tried taking command

  • @OneManCast
    @OneManCast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I fucking love his voicemail pranks. They're so damn funny. XD It makes me want to make my own voicemail pranks. XD

    • @ThenameisNiels
      @ThenameisNiels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have done., many., in my youth., pissed a few people off, too xD on just said "Hi, this is Slein"., came home to a "HOW DARE YOU, JUST HANG UP YOUR PHONE IN MY FACE!!!" xD

    • @Discount_Jesus
      @Discount_Jesus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve done it. Does not go over well with most people.

    • @sta982
      @sta982 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @finnmchugh99
    @finnmchugh99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    3:25 I found myself laughing with archer's joke and even more when I noticed Lana laughed too, she's really starting to like him

    • @OfficialAnarchyz
      @OfficialAnarchyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Starting to like him? Lol, she started before you ever knew them

    • @TheShahofIrann
      @TheShahofIrann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@OfficialAnarchyz to be fair it was the point she began to like him again. They hated each other thoroughly for the first couple seasons. Like this all leads back to them getting together again.

    • @jahmalsinclair7497
      @jahmalsinclair7497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I genuinely think aisha Tyler broke character there and they added it in

    • @roamroamfunky
      @roamroamfunky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn’t get why it was funny that it was woodhouse’s phone, what am I missing?

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@roamroamfunky - because Woodhouse is always getting abused in this show. So it's funny, that it would be his phone and not archers even though archer had it

  • @danielbadger2641
    @danielbadger2641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    2:51 is easily the best part of the season
    I like how the animators went to the Trouble of making Archer reload two different ways immediately after

    • @indiscreetbeat
      @indiscreetbeat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That was not a reload

    • @SirFooplesTheThird
      @SirFooplesTheThird 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@indiscreetbeatone was a reload, one was a cock. Nobody gives a shit. It was cool, shut up

  • @samno2088
    @samno2088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “Wow you were really going to shoot me in the face” “Was that really too much to ask”😂😂😂

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    0:55 "just let clear the old browser history"
    My computer is rigged with Semtex for the same reason

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Eh, I guess that works for some people but I'm a firm believer in the classics; nitroglycerin all the way, baby!

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mike Marlowe How would that work?

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @codey morganti I'd still prefer no one finds my browser history in the first place.

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommerker8063 Ah, where's the fun in that? If I don't want people to find something, I'm blowin' it up.

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I rigged thermite to the load bearing pillars of my building in case someone finds my pc unlocked and checks it.

  • @OfficerFriendly2006
    @OfficerFriendly2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    One of my favourite moments wasn’t on here. It’s at the dinner scene at the dictator’s mansion. Cherlene comes in with Archer, someone says something dirty, Cherlene goes,”Phrasing Boom!”, and Archer weakly says,”thank you.”

    • @mosesazeez8977
      @mosesazeez8977 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yh i remember, the dictator goes: "come come come come come yes I'm pulling out"

  • @Trapper50cal
    @Trapper50cal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Krieger better be allowed to mourn Niel Peart's passing....

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well has archer been able to mourn the death of Burt Reynolds?

    • @glasstuna
      @glasstuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ArkaeaFCL3 Neil Peart stands alone!

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@glasstuna tell that to archer, not me.

    • @glasstuna
      @glasstuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ArkaeaFCL3 TBH I haven't seen an episode since it left Netflix. I have heard that it turned to shit after season 6.

  • @AnnoyingNerdLoL
    @AnnoyingNerdLoL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I like the detail of Pam getting thinner throughout the season, I never noticed it until I watched this video.
    I thought she was the same size almost the whole time.

    • @littlegp18
      @littlegp18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's got a nice pair of twins

    • @jeromebirth2693
      @jeromebirth2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pam would make the perfect Wife

  • @olrenji8090
    @olrenji8090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “You shut up ! Let her talk. “ that shit killed me 😭

  • @bradleybrewster5615
    @bradleybrewster5615 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Pam’s “shut up and let her talk!!!” While touching herself is comedy fucking gold !!

  • @derekmann8239
    @derekmann8239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Cherlene predicted Palpatine's return.

    • @stuntmen75
      @stuntmen75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Just like the gypsy said

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stuntmen75 always beware the ghosts warnings and sayings

    • @nicocarrillo3305
      @nicocarrillo3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      plo koon spittin

  • @TewiInabaChan
    @TewiInabaChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Palpatine comes back. Archer predicted rise of skywalker and that angers me

    • @Surago
      @Surago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TewiInaba Chan please, J.J. stole that shit.

    • @finnmchugh99
      @finnmchugh99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Or it was so farfetched it became true... Like Trump becoming President

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@finnmchugh99 Wasn't it _The Simpsons_ who predicted that?

    • @finnmchugh99
      @finnmchugh99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@benjaminklaassen4722 Yep but nobody paid mind to it until it came true

    • @chandlerrose4545
      @chandlerrose4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Finn McHugh Except Trump is a great president. The Star Wars shit was a travesty.

  • @tonyb3203
    @tonyb3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins." -- best line of season 5.

  • @Typhoon_Lex
    @Typhoon_Lex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Archer getting the Tank's turret pointed at him will never not be funny. God I love this show

  • @abnormalnox
    @abnormalnox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Malory: I mean did you used to be a man?
    Lana: Pam?
    Pam: I dunno did you?

  • @JohnSmith-mk1rj
    @JohnSmith-mk1rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    15:08
    'You think that's sexy? With the rocket pops _outside_ of you?'
    😳

  • @TheSaikuShark89
    @TheSaikuShark89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    "Vader killed Palpatine!"
    Ha, if they only knew..

    • @purplefloyd1513
      @purplefloyd1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Southern Slushie Clan right them shits so ass I jus pretend that they don’t exist, only lucasfilm movies are canon

    • @CrAzYGAMINGWOLF
      @CrAzYGAMINGWOLF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Southern Slushie Chan Dude, 5th is high. You do know that right.

    • @CrAzYGAMINGWOLF
      @CrAzYGAMINGWOLF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Southern Slushie Chan But why does a film need to be number one to be good. Lego movie 2 wasn't No. 1, and that film was great. You're judging a film because it didn't get number one.

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      While we're at it, nobody watch the Amazon LOTR shit, for the same reasons.

    • @wesleyjones4036
      @wesleyjones4036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep

  • @bricksymalone493
    @bricksymalone493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love how this show loves Smokey and the Bandit it’s an amazing film that’s extremely underrated

    • @madcircle0461
      @madcircle0461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s a beloved movie that millions love I don’t see how you think it’s underrated.

    • @edwardmiessner6502
      @edwardmiessner6502 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the '79 Pontiac Trans Am is extremely underrated as a muscle car

    • @zachricher
      @zachricher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MALORY: Sterling! What are you talking about?
      >> LANA: Smokey and the goddamn Bandit.
      >> MALORY: What?
      >> ARCHER: We're going * Eastbound and down

  • @furionmax7824
    @furionmax7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    One moment that made me laugh was when Archer got beaned. Took his shirt off a few hours later and there was that massive red bruise! Lol

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I do not envy whoever gets shot with a bean bag round at point blank range, or any range for that matter

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rhysbailey6827I'd honestly rather get shot with an actual bullet than a rubber or a bean bag. Bullet may hurt like hell and bleed but those crowd control ammunition's will break bones and leave bruises just like the one on archers chest and they last longer pain wise. Honestly I'm shocked his entire rib cage isn't cracked and his sternum hasn't shattered. Those things break bone which is so much worse.

    • @tyreviews6774
      @tyreviews6774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The funny part about it was ray and Cyril’s reaction

  • @InstinctiveRelfex
    @InstinctiveRelfex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    you know I gotta give it to the animators, in the second to last scene they actually had Lana practice trigger discipline and pull the trigger correctly.

  • @Passions5555
    @Passions5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    9:25 is the funniest OMG, Archer's voice actor's delivery here had me dying.

    • @ShakeItLittleTina
      @ShakeItLittleTina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      H Jon Benjamin is Archer’s voice actor btw

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    21:00...."Well I hope it was worth dying for"
    "Honestly?" "Right?"

  • @madmanwebster94
    @madmanwebster94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I hate how mean Archer is to Woodhouse😂😂😂

    • @daynechastant
      @daynechastant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well, he stopped being mean to him eventually.

    • @madmanwebster94
      @madmanwebster94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@daynechastant I literally have not seen past season 6 so I doubt that

    • @gerardmeadows8418
      @gerardmeadows8418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It's because he thinks hes people

    • @daltonbeckford3583
      @daltonbeckford3583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well I hate to spoil so spoiler alert Woodhouse died, there was a funeral.

    • @ayindex
      @ayindex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dalton Beckford you hate to spoil, but you did it anyway

  • @mmmkay7865
    @mmmkay7865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The open marriage scene was easily one of the best scenes in this arc

    • @zachricher
      @zachricher 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ARCHER: Where's my gun, Pam?! What, did you spit it in some trucker's mouth, too?!
      >> PAM: Okay, so, apparently a big thing at truck stops is a game called craps. And apparently I'm not good at it.

  • @furionmax7824
    @furionmax7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I wonder if Pam ever tried some cocaine on toast?
    Garlic Jr. : I want some coke toast.

    • @knightofsteel2783
      @knightofsteel2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ............. I understood that reference

    • @kthissen94
      @kthissen94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do too

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@knightofsteel2783 at first it was a really good day. A very productive day. But then it turned into a really bad day.

    • @josh8572
      @josh8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Godammit how did tfs get here XD

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josh8572 the same way Kriegers wife doesn't die despite him killing her multiple times.

  • @Damodred_Heiress
    @Damodred_Heiress ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:08 I cannot get over how smoothly Archer reloads that gun

    • @indiscreetbeat
      @indiscreetbeat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was not a reload

  • @DarthAbyss316
    @DarthAbyss316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jesus Christ I laughed so hard at that goddamned episode with the Yakuza. The reoccurring joke with The Price Is Right loser theme had me dying!

  • @T.K.9
    @T.K.9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    One of my favourite series ever. And the voicemail pranks and phrasing, is hilarious :D

  • @Jon92254
    @Jon92254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Sorry Ramona I know to you it's just one big sexy brier patch"
    Jesus Christ lol

    • @jamalhartley5863
      @jamalhartley5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She never misses a chance. She sees the opportunity and goes for it. Everytime.

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@waitingforgodot355
      ZIP IT!!

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamalhartley5863 I know and it's so funny

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      chicago92100 I really wish someone would just sucker punch her when she says something like that

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vexxama you know Ray wants to but he needs the job but someday he'll right a book about ISIS a real smackarooni

  • @robertsimon2885
    @robertsimon2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    9:47 That's a Columbian Necktie, for those wondering.

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's Colombian. We are not OHIO!!!!!

  • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
    @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Pam: well, it's a girl.
    All of the guys: awwww.
    Pam: and whoever had black guy, pay up.
    Sterling: aw sh*t.
    Ray: GODDAMMIT!!!
    Pam: yep. Got ourselves a little quadroon.

  • @ventus5628
    @ventus5628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    13:56 Careful Cyril, your Jerry is showing

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Kinda hard to tell considering both Jerry and Cyril are almost equally pathetic.

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Laserbeak316 Jerry's kinda lame. Cyril's just a little timid at this point.

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Laserbeak316 when Cyril was a dictator he was actually pretty competent, Cyril is often competent but ignored because of how meek he is

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deeznoots6241 yeah, that’s a fair point. Cyril’s at least mildly competent and also knows a lot of shit. Whereas Jerry’s just a pathetic idiot.

    • @dariuswilliams7509
      @dariuswilliams7509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cue the tank scene later on 😂😂😂😂

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The Terminator-style reloading at 3:07 is really cool imo.

  • @urameshisama6579
    @urameshisama6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "My god are they torturing a woman?" i almost choked to death eating

  • @samanthajames2470
    @samanthajames2470 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The fact that ray was laughing at Cyril too😂

  • @denizcengiz380
    @denizcengiz380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Archer Vice was such a phenomenal season

    • @mawia2402
      @mawia2402 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The best

  • @master-of-many-fandoms2020
    @master-of-many-fandoms2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Man, Cyril’s little gulp is so underrated. Makes me laugh.

  • @shadowteam9943
    @shadowteam9943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    17:20 best scene in the whole season.

  • @gslinger93
    @gslinger93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lana laughing at the wood house phone plot is ELITE. Writing for her was awesome.

  • @mitchishii
    @mitchishii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “All the gardeners are running way.”

  • @rftulie
    @rftulie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The Jeep plunge is awesome, with its multiple fake endings and total impact that would kill anyone except cartoon characters.

  • @PhoenixAngel429
    @PhoenixAngel429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    0:48 he died doing what he loved. Getting shot.

  • @MrRonald327
    @MrRonald327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Archer is like James Bond with mommy issues.

  • @dragontalon9158
    @dragontalon9158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "How... Does this leave the room?"
    ".... GOD! DAMN IT!!!"
    GOD DAMN IT KRIEGER

  • @chromicapop4595
    @chromicapop4595 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:58 "My god are they torturing a woman"😂😂😂😏💀

    • @zachricher
      @zachricher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MALORY: What are you talking about?
      >> LANA: Smokey and the goddamn Bandit.
      >> MALORY: What?
      >> ARCHER: We're going * Eastbound and down

  • @garthdavis2502
    @garthdavis2502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Poor Brett. At least he's out of his misery.

    • @zackattackr.p.g
      @zackattackr.p.g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He died doing what he loved.......getting shot

    • @restreven4455
      @restreven4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ZackAttack R.P.G too bad he couldn’t soak up some bullets later on

    • @zackattackr.p.g
      @zackattackr.p.g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joy Augustina Petinrin I'm sure someone in the next season will take his place,

    • @seandaemon
      @seandaemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHO'S BEAKER'S BOSS???

  • @AnchisesGamer
    @AnchisesGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This video should be like an hour long. This is the best season

  • @station428
    @station428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This was the best season, hands down

  • @boybye7986
    @boybye7986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Archers voice mails are iconic

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:12 You know an idea is bad when the objectively craziest person in the entire world says so.

  • @TomCox1992
    @TomCox1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Cyril) Archer alligators or your mother
    Archer) what's the difference their both cold blooded prehistoric monsters
    Mallory) ahem excuse me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonathandevereaux298
      @jonathandevereaux298 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ) is supposed to be :? First day texting I guess

  • @auroramariealmeara8622
    @auroramariealmeara8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Cherlynn and Pam are the greatest in these episodes.

  • @felixb8370
    @felixb8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “How does that thing leave this room?”
    ...
    “GOD! DAMN IT!”

  • @dnhydra777
    @dnhydra777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This has got to be my favorite season of the show

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Krieger didn't have to blow up is submarine, he could have just taken it apart and rebuilt it outside.

  • @deeya
    @deeya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best part was Malory fleecing the CIA of 1 ton of cocaine that they were supposed to sell. Most of which went to Pam, the Yakuza, lost throughout the Americas, and blown up.
    Of which she and the agency got off scot-free from ever being responsible for. And even got on the CIA's payroll for a while.

  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Man I really wish you put in the scene where Malory mocked Archer when he screamed Lana’s name. I know it’s pretty small, but it’s also very funny.

    • @Happy-iq1op
      @Happy-iq1op 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for reminding me of that. Fucking hilarious.

  • @anthonyfanchin1144
    @anthonyfanchin1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Coke Pam is the best in this season.

    • @philledwith8307
      @philledwith8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coke Pam was my hero.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and in what season she is not?

    • @ayindex
      @ayindex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She honestly sucks. And is also super annoying

    • @auroramariealmeara8622
      @auroramariealmeara8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ayindex no no no

    • @OfficialAnarchyz
      @OfficialAnarchyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ayindex If you don't like her, I don't think Archer is your show... Also, yeah coke Pam is great, but normal Pam is the best

  • @BrandonGamble626
    @BrandonGamble626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Well, he died doing what he loved…. Getting shot” 🤣

  • @derjude1470
    @derjude1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Best season imo. Especially skinny Pam with massive knockers

    • @moviegurl7420
      @moviegurl7420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea Archer vice is my favorite.

  • @jeffreysimpson9046
    @jeffreysimpson9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This was the best season of Archer

    • @michaelshields6326
      @michaelshields6326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought this season sucked. Watch season 2 then watch season 5. The dialogue fell off imo.

    • @pot_calls-the_kettle_bong
      @pot_calls-the_kettle_bong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hells yeah!

    • @cheerioss-9121
      @cheerioss-9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@michaelshields6326 Yeah I’ve watched this through 2x now, going on my third and I still don’t see it when people say that. Archer was amazing from season 1 - 5. Didn’t like season 6 that much. Season 7 was good not as good as the first five then they dropped the ball for season 8 9 and 10 those were terrible. The jokes weren’t as funny, the story went nowhere, and it was just a pain to get through. Although the second half of season 9 was decent. Then they finally came back to how good they used to be in seasons 1-5 in season 11.

  • @Xyoni_htklv
    @Xyoni_htklv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Goddammit who the hell broke my box" 😂

  • @zeldafan159357
    @zeldafan159357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Intresting little tidbit is the bullet that kills Brett ricochets off the desk he's hiding behind twice before hitting him in the head.

  • @wadeherbers5130
    @wadeherbers5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "It's like SPLOOOSH"

  • @edgarsalgado2918
    @edgarsalgado2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:18 0:23 And just like that I'm laughing my ass off. XD

    • @TheGrandRevo
      @TheGrandRevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pam he sex with archer too

  • @HighKicks2yaTeef
    @HighKicks2yaTeef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:20 always kills me lol

  • @terrencecarter1153
    @terrencecarter1153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the best seasons ever

  • @KingTrump2024
    @KingTrump2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Why dont I remember the Gilf bit ? RIP George Coe!

  • @furionmax7824
    @furionmax7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The hardest I've ever laughed in this series was when Archer got beaned in the chest.
    Icing on the cake: the bruise it left was fucking huge!!

  • @ningen7619
    @ningen7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ray remember when you got paralyzed
    How do you not remember that? 😂😂

  • @ryanhammond8292
    @ryanhammond8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This season is what got me into archer

    • @zachricher
      @zachricher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      MALORY: Sterling! What are you talking about?
      >> LANA: Smokey and the goddamn Bandit.
      >> MALORY: What?
      >> ARCHER: We're going * Eastbound and down

  • @Its2TITTYS
    @Its2TITTYS ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The coughing fit from the drink had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @danimation210
    @danimation210 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the very, VERY best of the entire show, and I love the imagination of the "what if" seasons but honestly this is my headcanon ending.

  • @someone_one_one
    @someone_one_one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    22:04 i mean it wasnt 3 days but 30 years but good ol sheev came back

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    15:40 Pam: (crying) Why, Why, Why?
    Mallory: Woodhouse, I need more ice, and a mirror, a small bowl, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
    Lana: You're not gonna castrate Krieger.
    Krieger: Why do you need a mirror?
    Mallory: To make you watch.

  • @thatsachannel3491
    @thatsachannel3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    10:10 when you start fallout with 10 charisma

  • @nowool
    @nowool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love it when Cheryl says in my house LMAO 17:12

  • @_Roadratz_
    @_Roadratz_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    22:03 I never would've expected this.

  • @sir.baguette2448
    @sir.baguette2448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i like kireger went he invent the amazing submarine and he forgot he make it on a pool and just cursed himself for that idiocy

  • @JohnnyStabbo
    @JohnnyStabbo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Respect to archer for trying to keep phrasing alive