ASMR | 2000's EMO Kid Haircut Roleplay | Sadness, MCR, & The Eternal Black Void
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ค. 2024
- What's better than crying in a puddle of your own tears, listening to My Chemical Romance, and staring into the eternal black void that is our existence. Well an ASMR haircut video by yours truly of course! Enjoy and DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Welcome to the Black Parade
02:30 - Water Spraying
04:30 - Scissor Cut
07:40 - Hair Brushing
10:35 - Combing & Cut
12:50 - Prepping for Shave
17:10 - Shaving Your Face
19:00 - Little Gift
19:45 - Emo Eyeliner
21:00 - Face Scrub
22:14 - Emo Cologne
23:30 - Outro/Goodbye
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What's the name of the product that you showed at the end is it supposed to give a smooth face
cut my life
Bru this is bad please don't say that And The name is bad repent and believe in Jesus before it is to late he is coming soon
As a former emo kid, I recognize the irony of this roleplay: a poser calling everyone else a poser. So many memories, lmao.
Posers and fucking conformists.
I noticed that our character says an unknown song and an unknown album (showing that we don't know MCR), but he also says only the same album.
@@hepha.estuss the joke being that he's the poser.
@@sleepy4618 Oh, now that I've figured it out. I thought we were the poser but actually we are the real emo and we know all the MCR songs. Thanks for the explanation.
YES!!! haha i tried to be a poser complaining about posers.
THE FACT YOU GOT THE USERNAME SO ACCURATELY😭😭😭😭😭
"d1no"☠☠☠☠how old is bro
"I see a sandwich and I bite" truly words to be studied in the future by one of the greatest poem minds of the century
Those words can truly inspire a whole new generation
@@kokotheclown2588 got me emotional ngl
* sandwich 🥪
I could kill for a sandwich rn@@XPGrindDeathking
it's so nice when a fellow philosopher can recognize my cognitive brilliance of artistry and intelligence. hmmm yes indeed indeed
"Cut my hair into pieces! This is the last groomer! Sprays and hydration, no matted ends, about to go on vacation!!"
"about to go on vacation" is golden haha thank you Papa Roach!
@@TheASMRRyan keep up the good work my brothaaaaaa!!!!
I see what you did there.😂😂😂
39th comment
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏masterpiece
ryan is in his lesbian phase I see
I thought he was American…
💀
@@midnashadow8439what-💀
XD😂
@@midnashadow8439 wait, do you need a passport to go lesbian?
“BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU, OVER AGAIN DONT MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND!”
"WHERE ARE YOUUU"
Ure useless (ure a golden pickaxe, beautifull, but so uselesd)
HAHAHAHA trying to figure out how Damien the Emo can make an ASMR cover of this song
@@ladowd7059❤❤
Pls make more vids with damien i love him and thx for makingmy day@TheASMRRyan
Man I miss the 2000s, those were good times, my childhood ❤
YOU WERE EMO
@@TheRealGrapeGaming maybe 😬
@@Antonychief7 ._?
the best of times honestly haha
@@TheASMRRyan lol
“XX_ FALLEN angel 666_ XX” 💀🖤
i thought i was back on my MySpace reading that lmao
I thought it was more of a Xx_FallenAngel666_xX
"I see sandwich and I bite." One of the most influential quotes of all time!
“I’ll take a chip… and I’ll EAT IT!”
truly on a Shakespearian level of intellect
i love how it's all jokes and stuff and we finally get the whole breakdown of the character where you throw in real life situations of not being accepted or only being seen for what's on the outside, and knowing yourself. awesome work
I used to be emo cause I genuinely love the color black on me and grew up on rock music💀
I feel like a lot of people just called & call themselves emo for your explanation of the label and cause when they dress all dark it’s subconscious validation that people are looking at them and misjudging.
Gogo dady
I mean emo in general was mostly a phase of kids who were suffering with self esteem issues mixed with depression and anxiety and the desire to rebel which back in the 90s and 2000s that was what rebellion looked like XD ironically it would be similiar to how the hippie movement was considered a rebellion in the 70s. I would have been emo as a kid but i couldnt any of those clothes XD that shit was expensive man XD my parents aint buying any of that XD @@jvngparenthusi3043
I've been going through a lot of things lately and i usually just use comedy to deal with them but lately i've been trying to include some positivity back into my videos cause i really started to see myself prioritizing the jokes and ridiculousness of my videos when in reality i want nothing more than to prioritize either a good message or just happiness in general. Thank you so much for noticing it means so much to me
@@TheASMRRyanaww I feel bad I hope all things go right :D
“It’s black like my soul”, while he says it with such a positive tone and giggle😭
I just got a haircut today and I love MCR. Crazy how immersive Ryan is
im a psychic! haha
I loved this video, seeing a character break down their walls and be open with our character and then to accept themselves really hit me in the heart strings! I started crying halfway through the video 😭
I’d love to see this character again in the future maybe having their own hair salon or something! Amazing work as always Ryan ❤
Thank you so much and it makes me so so happy to know the message got through there when it needed to ❤ thank you
This was honestly pretty wholesome lol
relax and cry with Damien haha thank you so much for enjoying
Ryan ur greenscreen game has gotten insane, took me like 10 minutes to notice its a greenscreen 💪🏻
wait seriously?! you just made my day thank you so much for this haha. wow you straight up just sent so much more motivation my way! thank you!
I didn't realise til I read this comment lol
@@bugabiliname too. I didn’t notice.
My new favorite quote “your parents are going to be like what?! And you’re going to be like society”
Do you know sometimes I watch you so I can fall a sleep but sometimes I just watch you because of the funny, great storytelling acting and all of the above
thank you very much for appreciating it for more than just relaxing. Comments like these always push me to improve my content everyday. Thank you so so much!
The jokes on the welcome to the black parade right after asking if hes a poser is great!!!!
hahahah YES! im so happy that one landed
the way this is about to give me tingles and nostalgia at the same time lol
two of the best feelings in one! haha
This was the most wholesome sweet asmr I ever saw we need more videos with Damian in the future
The character development was so sweet omg 🥹 and oof, blast to the paaast, it was like looking in a mirror 😂
hahaha thank you! here's to seeing Damien again in another video!
@@TheASMRRyanthat better be a promise!!! 😁❤️
"So darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose."
MCR, 2006.
"Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!"
“TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVIN SHIT OUTTA ME 😃”
*As a guy that is 31 & still emo. I approve of this video.* 🤝
6:43 "i see a sandwich and i bite" had me dying 😭
Ryan in his emo phase is something we all need right now gotta be a part 2 🖤
normal ryan = normal level
emo or any out of character or roleplay ryan = a whole new level
hahaha always happy to entertain as anyone of my characters
THE FIST BUMP WAS SO CUTE BROO AAHH
Lmao, not Chad trying to be friends with Damian. Bro's a golden retriever and I'm here for it.
I’m loving the twilight poster in the background ❤
THE POEM- I- ...honestly...it's so...beautiful, got me crying over here.
This might be one of my favourite roleplays of yours. The look is flawless and the dialogue transports me back in time! Also the sounds and triggers are amazing. I loved getting to know this character. Also does Damien asking if we want to dye our hair next time imply we'll get another video with him? I'd be glad to see this character return and see our friendship progress. :) Your videos are getting better and better. The quality astounds me!
this means EVERYTHING to me thank you so much for the kind words and yes i always try and leave my character videos open for more to come! i'm so happy people are liking and connecting with Damien, he definitely mirrors young emo Ryan
@@TheASMRRyan Damien is awesome! Young emo Ryan must be why this video feels so authentic and accurate to the 2000s. I'm so looking forward to the next video of this series! :D
I smiled the entire time, this character is honestly really comforting LOL. Had some good laughs too! you are such a gem in this world! Please never stop creating :) also, reminder to take care of yourself
Wow your nice guy ryan do what she or he said
THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF AN EMO KID
i tried! haha
I hate emos in my school every time you try to socialize with them they just indirectly tell there better than you. And how much they suffer, and then write poems about how lonely they are.
@TheASMRRyan can you give me a shout-out? That would be the best thing someone has ever done to me (God bless)
THIS IS GIVING ME FLASHBACKS😭 I LOVE IT 💖
just tugging on those emotional nostalgia strings haha
@@TheASMRRyanYour thumbnail stares into my soul. Stop. Please. I beg
This unlocked so many of my emo phase memories that I had forgotten about☠️
YES! we can never escape the emo past! lmao
I never really liked ASMR until I started watching your channel, I like to watch your videos when I need to relax when I'm stressed.
this asmr is so 😔😔 rockin dude 🖤
hahaha love the sad faces haha thank you
Great video! I love it.
I watch your ASMR because your voice is very soothing Ryan.
I actually liked this video a lot! Especially since we got to know that Damian is shamed in school :( Poor Damian.
At least he has a friend supporting his small business! that's you! thank you so much!
@@TheASMRRyan No thank you! You are so underrated and I love your content! Never stop!!
feel like im gonna love this one just by the name and thumbnail lol
hahaha hope you did end up loving it!
I dont think that i ever needed to relive as many painful memories as this brought back
Thank you Ryan for another great video! Very relaxing and I love the background set! 😊
thank you so much and i appreciate the love!
@@TheASMRRyan your very welcome! 😊💜
We need a part 2 of this
Ryan WE NEED A PART TWO PLS MAKE ONE YOU DO THIS PERFECT
Reminds me of my own life back in 2007. Thanks for the throwback, even if I feel personally attacked by this one, lmao.
haha yeah this character really felt close to home while filming for me too
Appreciate the reply man! I'm gonna celebrate by listening to "Welcome To The Black Parade".@@TheASMRRyan
as an actual emo kid whos favorite band is mcr, (im literally wearing a mcr shirt rn), im LOVING this rn
YES!!! RISE EMOS RISE!!!! thank you so much for the love!
PLEASE PT 2 AND MORE THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD I HAVE WATCHED SO MUCH OF THIS I love your videos ryan there always so tingly ❤ maybe getting to and enjoying warped tour
Congrats on 600k!
couldn't have asked for a better second family ❤ thank you!
🎶 "I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be. You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me" 🎶
I want that shirt why does Ryan look goood asf as a emo 💀🖤🤣
haha it was a gift actually! i knew it would be perfect for this video. Also thank you very much!
"yeah im in a band im the only one tho" had me dying in my sleep bro
You upload the most unique and awesome ASMR content.
i try! this community is filled with some of the nicest and most creative people i have ever met. I'm honored thank you
GibiASMR used to be my favorite, but you've surpassed her recently. I watch all your uploads soon as I see them in subscriptions!@@TheASMRRyan
Damn.. Ryan looks good with makeup 👀
agreed ❤
Like wtf 😻
Love the shirt Ryan!
That just got really wholesome woah
The outfit, make up, and background were perfect
this means so much thank you!
I love your content bro keep going on with your content
Perfect timing
Ikr! !
"I see a sandwiche at night and I bite"
True words from the heart right there 😂🤌🏼
This asmr is fantastic and if they seem like one of those little kids who thought they were emos for a reason that didn't make much sense, although some did have a good reason, I can only tell you that you made an excellent asmr, friend
i feel so uncomftable watching this
you did great!
I’ve genuinely never clicked so fast 🖤
hahaha i love it so much thank you!
this is so sincere, thanks ryan ❤
just be yourself and never question your heart. ❤ i'm proud of you!
i love this sm
Im 33 about 34 and you just took me back to 2003-2004 middle school. We all had this "Emo Kid" 😂
So tingly
Is it just me or does Ryan look so handsome..? ❤
(Edit: MOMMA HE REPLIED!!!)
hahah im trying to lose weight and feel a bit more comfortable about myself so thank you so much for this!
He absolutely does
Ofc ❤
@@TheASMRRyan your my favorite asmrist I know! Thanks for making videos! ❤
wait this is so creative
20:15 “your gonna go home and your parents are gonna be like “whaat?!” And your gonna be like “🖤🐺society🖤🐺”
🤣😂🤣 the best line ever
i love the 2000s you can even tell from my pfp ty Ryan ❤😊
Dare I say that Ryan looks VERY attractive in this role play 😅❤
“IAM in a band right now but it’s just me”💀😭😭
Great Damien Hass impression. Bravo.
I love this video just by looking at it 😭
awwwww you're too kind thank you so much!
Disappointed not to see a panic! Poster in the background lol
Congratulations on 600k🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Love your videos!!!!!!!
Goood
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Its gonna be a good nights sleep tonight! Hell yeah.
oMG! This brings me back to my highschool era. I wasn't exactly emo but more goth/rocker, so this speaks to my teen self lol.. not to mention that I had a HUGE crush on a older guy named Damian that went to my school who was drummer and was in a band. The background you chose is perfection as well.. Marilyn Manson saved me mentally from a lot of depression.. still listen to him to this day.. my mom doesn't get it though... you know .. parents! lol..
Ahem.....
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dig the slipknot posters
THE amount of lip bitting is crazy
As an adult woman stuck in her teenage years and still emo I’m so angry that all he mentions is still somewhat relevant…
Ryan is the goat
I like all of these characters you play
Thank you so much Alison that's so sweet of you!
You’re so welcome Ryan! It’s my pleasure!
Damn, this video took me back to the 2000s!
Another great video from Ryan!
But I need to ask you for something... Could you make some videos completely in whispering?
yes i love to whisper in my videos! more coming soon! thank you so much!
Thank you! I'll be waiting...
I like your gothic Roleplay .
As an old (and current) emo/punk, I wish this felt nostalgic, but I was literally the only alt person at my school, maybe even my city, back then 🥲
Though it did remind me of when my roommate at boarding school gave me my mohawk 🖤😂
Him referring to the black parade album as welcome to the black parade caused me anger I wasn't aware i was capable of
Real it annoyed me sm
Oml, the name of the first part of the video. Comedy gold man, love your videos!
Need more of this ngl
Love you Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this man is actually so fucken funny i can’t sleep to this video lol
Very good video, keep it up
Warp tour mentioned 🔥🔥🔥
I got sent to The principal's office. For Calling a group of Emo kids. The suicide squad.😡
Here before it goes viral 😂😂😂😂
I swear Ryan gets all the mannerisms of his characters down to a t 😂 great video as always
ur content is what keeps me alive( seriously) if you get the context ahhaha
Dude like I totally get it. My mom also thinks it's just a phase Ryan. What a doo doo head