ASMR | Rude School Principal Expels You Roleplay
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 พ.ค. 2024
- Ok ok ok ok ok looks like you got sent to the principle's office. Just let's go through all the things you did and call it a day. Just sit back, relax, and get expelled! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
02:29 - Bad Noodle Notebook
06:53 - Dog Food
08:57 - Space Slime
11:41 - Road Flare
13:30 - Peanut Butter
15:13 - Fake Blood
17:16 - Jumper Cables
19:49 - Fake Moustache
20:42 - Fidget Spinner
21:34 - Money Money Money!
22:35 - Educational Talk
24:18 - Calling Your Mother
26:01 - Outro
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Debra is every assistant in the ASMR Cinematic Universe.
I imagined it being spelt Deborah
@@thepuffinman1055same
I think Jojo has a secretary helper named Debra too!?
@@thepuffinman1055 it is
Facts.
This is the most powerful character he’s created. He can bend reality and shift it at a snap of a finger
We are but figments of his imagination, existing only to satisfy him.
So is he just Thanos
“¿
Nah he’s Eminem, snapping back to reality.
I was gonna say Heaven DIO but Thanos is more accurate
Principle=Thanos confirmed?
Nobody:
Ryan: “SNAP BACK TO REALITY”
ope there goes gravity
Ope there goes rabbit, he chocked
@@JAMF_ He's so mad but he won't give up that easy No
He won't have it
@@colinryder8285 he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter
@@princessarana3401 he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
21:56 😂 the way he reacts with the money is hilarious!!
Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man🙌❤️
true! He remind me a lot of Joey in Friends (thats from this rp of Joey i found him) he is into is rp so much that sometime I forgot that its just an rp...
@@Mimi-zm8lh omg gotta check that one out lol
No one does roleplays like you! Your roleplays are unique. I can't find a style like yours. ❤️
you're so kind thanks K.O .i love your videos too!!!
@@TheASMRRyan Thanks, I'm definitely the same person. 👍😁
True dat
Jojo asmr is pretty good
Jojos asmr has a worst reviewed series and its kinda similar (no hate to the dude)
I love how some other channels will just talk about random things into a mic for 20 minutes, but people like u go the extra mile and do all these roleplays. Guess I'm just tryna say thanks
4:10 i cried with laughter Thank you Ryan for the entertainment and relaxation
It actually nade me laugh hard too😁😂
Ryan out here boutta get a big acting gig I swear 🤌🏼😂👀
aw you're too kind thank you! haha i'll see ya'll in the Purge 6!
@@TheASMRRyan I’ll watch a movie if you in it
@@TheASMRRyan i feel like if you were in a movie you would have a habit of tapping on everything not being rude just a joke
@@realdotty5356 yes sameee
I enjoyed how you pointed out the grammatical errors to the young hoodlum but did not point out using the wrong principal lmao great video so far! I might just…like this video…
hahahaha well looks like the principal needs to go back to "SKOOL" lol
Haha
"We'll split it- But I'll get all of it. JUST- put it in the cabinet!" had me WHEEZING with laughter omg
18:46 19:21
Here are some timestamps of the most relaxing and tingliest moments.
Thank u! :)
@@FARTSNIFFAA14 hi roblox player
FR
Joe mama and xandice deez nuts lol
I fell asleep
i've been having hot flashes and nausea for like hours now and i swear this relaxed me to the point where it went away lmao ty ryan
awwww this means so much to me thank you! i'm so happy i could help!
@@TheASMRRyan wait u replied 😭 kinda didnt expect that
@@VI-qp5wu hey man, I love Tool, too
@@bruno-th6of )))
@NG EUGENE Moe what the fuck :DD u did what?
Why does he know my mom’s number off by heart?🤔
oh so you caught that ;) hahaha
@Jada McCarrell what the
@Jada McCarrell uh
@@emma_13950 uhhhh can you stop spamming Ryan he's not gonna answer all of that 😂
@Jada McCarrell calm down I know you are a fan
Never been to the principles office. Seems pretty relaxing!
Trust me it’s not but this one is😅
No you will piss your pants lol
Trust me
You look the kinda principal to walk in on class movies.
10/10
Flashbacks to when I was kicked out from secondary 😬
yikes! well hey maybe this one will turn out a bit better
Is it just me or does anyone else talk back when he asks questions? 😂 You know it's a good video when you feel inclined to respond to the ASMRtist.
Yes all the time
No but yes
Lmao yes I do
No bro your not alone me too 😂😂😂
Yes, and he’s also the only one that actually predicts what I say
I paused the video and said out loud "hes gonna turn the page and its gonna say yes you do" you just kinda expect it because ur vids are relaxing and comedic :) for eg: the whole "stew" conversation you can tell hes having a bit of fun with it that's what I love about this channel
He jus dissed the education system near the end 😂
Debra must be the Uncle Ruckus (no relations) of the ASMR verse. Also, kudos to anyone who gets the reference 👏
The boondocks hit different
No
Hi
Jojo asmr? That’s the only person I knew who mentions Debra.
@@stephanieritchie578 no it's a reference to a show called the boondocks
Videos suggestions Ryan, Debra interviews to all of her jobs
oooooo yes!!!!!
So it says here.... You've had every job... Ever.
@@TheASMRRyan u should do it
You should do a movie review of the new purge
@@wxrd9983 OMG watched it last night sooo good 🙃
Holy hell when the Candice joke happened I literally started crying 😂😂😂😂😂 God that was one of the funniest moments ever.
I didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭
You don't know who kandiss is
Sounds like something James "Jimmy" Hopkins would do.
Maybe at the Bullworth Academy
@@-kratos-2987 Or maybe at one the schools he got expelled from.
I burst out laughing when he made the candice joke, lmfao. This was at 4AM, my brother was not happy.
Time stamp?
@@itzzztoby8236 19:13
I SUGGESTED THIS VIDEO LIKE 2 YEARD AGO THANK YOU SO MUCH RYAN
thanks for the suggestion! hope you enjoy it!
@@TheASMRRyan yes this video was so good it is now my favourite video of yours thank you so much
This student is pure chaos...
... They have my respect.
I was about to fall asleep then I heard 16:26 and now I can’t stop laughing
How was it funny?
@Frm Dot same, I think your sense of humor is broken.
I love the rude ASMR role plays you do 😂
“Maybe you suck”
*welp.. at least he’s telling the truth*
You can say goodbye to your putty, it’s mine now
*I paid $9.99 for it though-*
Lol
I could buy a large box of pizza with that money. He probably just took it to punish the guy for making a terrible purchase lol
I pay $49’99 for slime
Jk 10$
3:07 “Maybe you suck” 🤣🤣 I could picture my principal sayin that to me tbh
That road flare part was hilarious😂
No idea how you don’t break character, 10/10 acting! Love your videos Ryan 💛
Ryan’s positivity is what motivates me to do what I love with passion thx for being everyone inspirations Luv you so muchhh ❤️✨
05:31 what a genius we got there,for me Ryan is the Dicaprio of asmr
I like the middle finger flick when he rubbing his finger on the peanut butter jar.13:54
You should do the goth student role play.
that would be funny aiden!
Yess
It's funny because I started summer school today, lol!!
It's not a asmr ryan video without a don't forget to smile at the end of it, thank you ryan
This was basically just a more relaxing rerun of my childhood
I needed this role play I'm a trouble maker in school😂😂
I really read this as "im a mister maker at school" 😅
I doubt that, judging by the anime profile picture
@@reggietaylor3460 was about to say that
Lmao more like the quiet weird kid that sits in the back 💀
@@cdn6917 nahhh
12:00 Why do you have a police grade road flare Ryan?
HmMmMmMm
...... i plead the fifth
@@TheASMRRyan u had a taser to on one of ur vids HMHMHMHMHMHMHMMMMM
@@TheASMRRyan but why tho 🤣🤣
@@TheASMRRyan got a question for you do you have like a PO box or something if we wanted to send something to you like as a gift or just something to show or appreciation
Why do I have a police grade road flare you ask why don't you just mind your damn business and let me play with it
Man deserves more followers. Every asmr video I watch on different channels, I usually set my phone down and do something else but this is on another level.
Someone needs to hook Ryan up with a pretty big acting job seriously the amount of great videos and variety of acting roles he can do is insane keep up the great work man!!!!!!
Ryan trying to look at the back of his head for the bald spot reminded me of Patrick Star getting annoyed because he couldn't see his forehead lmao
5:49 oh no....HES BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!! 😨😨😨
Your content is so wholesome and clever, I find myself laughing as much as I get tired when watching them!
When he said “lil zap zoop" I died 😂
I’m too busy laughing I can’t get asmr cause I get stop laughing 😂😂😂 this video is amazing just like all the rest
This video did make me laugh. Such good acting Ryan ayy film directors get this guy an oscar🤣❤️
Debra is like the Alfred for the ASMR Universe
It's hard to sleep to some of his videos cause he always makes me laugh 😂
That Candice one had me laughing way too hard
Dont hurt me.... W-what's the Candice joke?
Same???????????????????????? 😑😑😑😑🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
Out of all these asmr videos Debra is the best character 😂
There should be an Officer Gutierrez interview 2, basically interviewing us about what we did at school to get expelled and all that lol
I've been nearly asleep numerous times throughout this video, but your funny acting skills kept me awake 🤣. You're the MAN!
21:53 (pantomimes putting discovered $100 dollar bills in shirt) "Debra, can you file these? We'll split it!"
😂😂 Haha nice!! Thanks for this. Also, those TikTok bits were 200% cringe.
hahahah thank you as always! so happy you could find the cringe in this, i know it was super hard to find lol
I always wonder how does Ryan keep a straight face and not burst out laughing doing these things??
your asmr roleplays are so good! You inspire me so much, and I wish I was just like you!
You’ve gotten so good at this in the last year or so. Definitely become my nightly go-to
Ryan Probably Has The Best ASMR Channel In The World
Ryan be living the Barbie life he be switching jobs everyday from Bob Ross to a principal all he needs is a wig
honestly you make the most creative asmr rps, we appreciate you yo
bro i can actually imagine a principal saying some of this stuff, realism to the max!
i was dying of laughter the whole time… my intention was to sleep..
Damn Ryan out with another banger
i try! thanks for watching!
3:40 the fact that he actually looks sad is hilarious-
I usually hate asmr roleplays but I love you! You do so well! I actually find myself really invested it them!
I know I sound maddd immature, but when Ryan looks at the camera 18:44 it had me dead 🤣
The hole in the peanut Butter omg!😭😂😂
i dont know why but the bit at the start where you did the prediction thing had me dead😂😂😂
Underrated asf I’m just watch these Bc they funny asl and it makes me sleep keep it up man love the role plays😤
Ryan goes all in with his videos. 👍
25:08 my teacher always did this to me lol 🤣👌
I watched this video a year ago and decided to watch it again today and I am still dying laughing. You're the best Ryan, you always make me smile, laugh, and tingle! ❤❤❤
18:46 19:21 absolute amazing-
the putty part was way to real for me cause i once got called down to the principals office cause i had it and my mom talked to my teachers about it cause i have adhd and i would use it to fidget and my principal was yelling at me so i took out my phone and called my mom and was talking to her and she was yelling at the principal😂😂😂😂
Had a friend with a similar situation, our school divided our bathrooms between years cuz of covid and my mate really needed to go but our bathrooms were locked due to some kids vaping in there so he went to one of the other bathrooms, walked out with a teacher standing there waiting for him and dragged him into our principal's office. She started shouting at him talking bout covid safety and shit so he just called his mum and his mum put the principal back in her place lmao
Can't wait for part 2 with officer Gutierrez
This is the best tung twister ever 😂 8:26
My favorite part is that Ryan always fits the part no matter what role he's taking on
"Principal arrested for the unauthorized theft of child's college fund"
I like to think he stole "toy" money but didn't realize it because the kid didn't even try to stop the principal from doing it 💀
POV: principal yells at for one reason for putty but plays with it anyways
These rps are great. I enjoy watching them even when i dont want to be calmed.
His video is so relaxing and unique
Title: Rude School Principal Expels You
Me: As per usual.
Dude this video is hilarious 😂
Ryan you are in my opinion the most underrated asmrtist out there not only are your videos relaxing but their also entertaining I’ve been a fan since you first pop video and I’ve always loved all your horror related videos.
Love you heaps man 😁
lol your roleplay are the best you are iconic, the best roleplay i have ever seen ever ever ever and never
Me at the end: I just came to drop of some paper work I was told to bring, the student you are ment to be telling of is out side
GETTING REFERED TO AS HE MADE ME SO HAPPY I-
18:44 Joe who, JOE MAMA LOL XD That was hilarious!
and 19:14, "Put a ring check on that" , lol XD
The fact you managed to make an asmr video on this subject is absolute genius 😅 👏
LOVE IT!
Push in your luck
Thankfully this is more calming than ACTUALLY getting expelled from school.
Such a detective.
8:29this whole part was too funny😭
"Can you imagine why you were sent to the principals office?"
"Cause i stole your pizza rolls? Oh! Wait is it because i ki- I mean, I politely got rid of bethany? No wait, I know why..."
*"It was because i wore socks and sandals..."*
The "don't forget to smile" here was extra perfect 😅
This video makes me go to sleep is a compliment in the Asmr world.
The Jumper Cables Part was amazing😱