I never thought in my entire time walking this realm of existence I would get shit for having a fetish for Orc women, but here we are. I'm still marrying Borgakh every single playthrough and you literally cannot stop me.
I got that laptop from Cassius Cosseides, I swear! Also, Malakath is alright man, he's not a bad guy at all. Oh shit you found my "homework" folder....
Funny thing, I am actually into everything described in this video, minus the CBT and futanari. "tickling your pickle until the red mountain erupts" is the most hilarious thing I swear XD
Man, I could listen to him countless hours roasting people
same. Ha!
"tickling your pickle until the red mountain erupts" literally keeled me over bruh
Malacath being “a literal piece of demon shit” is gonna stick with me. And also 100% fax
Dagoth's rants are confirmed by the lore
Facts only according to written lore
Doesn't necessarily make it TRULY TRUE
@@lukemorgan6166 high elves and other spirits have also mentioned, that mortals take words too literally, regarding malacath..
Orc tiddies are temporary
Morrowind free from the empire and ruled by the dunmer is forever
-Sigma rule #237
read it as he said it
Forever, until the next breed of N'wahs starts knockin.
"Ah, I see the Nerevarrine is a man of culture too"
Unless he was not a orc, then it alittle uncultured.
Pegging is culture?
No Neravar is a degenerate
"Sexy Shrek" 😂
"I don't even want the tools anymore Nerevar" my sides flew to Masser
_Free Laptop for Daddy Dagoth..._
"Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?" has entered my everyday vernacular. I love that line.
Drop it in the middle of business meetings, PTA events, and wedding speeches for added affect. It's a great verbal enhancer.
Tickling your pickle unto the Red Mountain erupts.
Very poetic Dagoth Ur.
Bruh 🤣
'Pure and unfiltered degeneracy" is a good phrase
Best use of "Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned"
Nerevar should have known to open up his incognito alteration spell before visiting ORCED
1:02 how he said that got me cryin
"this one i dont understand nevevar, "orc girl fucks pumpkin" how does that work?"
I literally bust out laughing watching when he reads off the search history. This is gold.
So this is what caused dagoth to start drinking and his marriage to ranni suffered for it.
Some things can't be unseen, even with tequila
The fan canon continues!
“5000 images of orc women pegging Dunmer men.”
Kinda based
What a shame Nerevar.
If Nerevar's history is that bad, just check out Vivec's, what the fuck do you think he does in that chamber all day.
I really hope the actual voice actor watches these at some point lol
"Tickling your pickle until the Red Mountain erupts"
privacy is more sacred than larpers pretending to be gods.
This is why the Nerevarine has to kill Dagoth. He knows too much.
Something something NordVPN
this was actually a clever plot by nerevar to get daggoth ur to give up
Here I am cackling cause I have the exact same laptop as in the thumbnail lmfao
Anything else to confess...?
🗿nope lmfao
I never thought in my entire time walking this realm of existence I would get shit for having a fetish for Orc women, but here we are.
I'm still marrying Borgakh every single playthrough and you literally cannot stop me.
ah a fellow Borgakh enjoyer in the wild!
At least he didn't get to the "hot lizard milfs in your area"
@@Remy-q7b Thank goodness, those are my hot lizard milfs.
The wheezes between sentences is a nice touch
1:43: "Orc Mommy Dommy's Massive Milkers Crush Your Skull" 🌠
This goes so H A R D.
-Now what is this file called "Homework"?.. *Nerevar, IS THIS HOW YOU HONOUR A SIXTH HOUSE!?*
This fucking killed me I laughed so hard my ribs hurt
Truly a spectacular work of modern art
I like looking at farm equipment.
The talking piece of demon shit literally sent me. Bloody hilarious delivery.
I was watching this while I was at work! it was impossible not to laugh! and I got busted! but I'm still laughing!
Ive listened to this a thousand times and it doesn't get old I have it memorized
I got that laptop from Cassius Cosseides, I swear!
Also, Malakath is alright man, he's not a bad guy at all.
Oh shit you found my "homework" folder....
What a grand and sobering loss of innocence.
Neravar has good taste
furiously writing these search terms up, don't you dare judge me 😤
Uh.. you're welcome? :D
Honestly after seeing Zargala from Raid… I get it.
Damn, Nerevar sounds pretty cool!
"Tickling your pickle until the red mountain erupts" lol
This is the funniest shit ever😭
At least the Nerevarine wasn't pounding off to the Farm Tool's.
0:57 ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
2:10 *wheezes to death *
Wait don't die... like the video first
@@OddyJayGames no problem
Is this how you honor the sixth house?
@@MrBraxtonP laughing to death is better than fucking farm equipment for fun
Orc wife is best wife
You know, first time I played Morrowind to completion I played and Orc Nerevarine and this thing is just the best shitpost ever because of that!!
Definelty an imperial nerevar judging by his browser history
I think I might be the Nerevarine
I fail to see the problem.
I'm gonna need the link history of nerevarine fr fr.
Not the pumpkin video
Why did you remind me about the pumpkins...
A trans girl's favorite food!
Dagoth Ur: I hope the whole island explodes
4th Era: wish granted
Boi got the wrong laptop, everyone knows I'm a degenerate those redguards got curved swords.
Even the tone hits, XD
Only 5000 pics rookie numbers you gotta bump those up Neravar
not if Neravar gets orc goddesses admitted to Morrowind...
10/10
Brilliant.
You missed out on one when you said shame on you nerevar. It's supposed to be sweet nerevar
Funny thing, I am actually into everything described in this video, minus the CBT and futanari.
"tickling your pickle until the red mountain erupts" is the most hilarious thing I swear
XD
Can you list all those topics he was searching for here in the comments..you know..for science
I hope Dagoth doesn't find my Nerevar's search history for female khajits.
Thank you Dagoth
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BRUH, SUPER ORC FETISH
Magnifique!
Muscular pig elves. No it's not racist. Lol
Was the last incarnation a orc, cause that would make the orc porn less bad, still bad, but atleast same species and what not.
this needs to be a copy pasta
Listen that was khajiit, man. He was high on skoma all the time.
You ruined my breakfast.
I don't know if I'm sorry or not, what were you having?
@@OddyJayGames steak, eggs, and smoked vegetables that I made on the grill.
I was eating while watching this.
@Putin on the Ritz Sorry I was expecting you to say like... eggs
@@OddyJayGames lol
Hahaha muscular pig elves!
Orcs are shrexy.
"S-show me whose Swamp this is. UwU" - Nerevar, Probably.
orc women must be worshipped. i defy dagoth
"I defy you, heart man!"
Wew lads
Holy crap 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I too am oddly racist against orcs.
HARAM
He's my hero
Can mr dagoth teach me how to do taxes?