Shenron: "Speak your wish." Goku: "All mighty Shenron! I wish for a remedy for the sick burn I've been afflicted with!" Shenron: "That wish is far beyond my power..."
Zemala\golden shenron: what is your wish Goku: I wish for you to heal this burn that has been layed upon my azz Zemala\gs: I'm sorry but even I with the help of Lord zeno and popo can not heal the 3rd degree that is scortched upon thine booty
*Sad music playing* Woman on the tv: “What would you do if there was a child right in front of you starving, with no place to call home??” *smash cuts to gohan shivering*
P. Cell: Did you hear the thirst in his voice? Goku: I heard the thirst in his voice. P. Cell: He heard the thirst in your voice. Filthy Frank: Its Time To Stop!
0:34 His imperfect form sounds all the more biting with how serious he dish’s it out. I think he delivered this one better then his perfect counterpart would have
@@robman1493 Basically, Goku is bad at raising his son (despite not being perfectly bad). Cell on the other doesn't raise his standards and since he knows how Goku doesn't raise Gohan properly, he roasted him by saying what he said.
“How dare you, I’ll have you know that I raised my son and he is perfectly happy the way things are now” - Terrible father *Next second his son is freezing*
ME: Hold on I'm going to call gohans father (dials phone, it's, mumble in speaker, hangs up) ok he's on his way. 2*min later* Piccolo with blanket: OH MY GOSH GOHAN WHAT HAPPEND
@@ImmaSuperSaiyanGoku1 No the thing is he needs to be put down... Do you not know about how lazy he became after the cell games?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And we need to put his mother down while we are at it before she ruins Goten more than she already has!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That women single handedly ruined one of the greatest anime characters to have ever been made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE SHALL BE NO MERCY OR FORGIVENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Pepperidge Farm ain't gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm. Maybe you head down to the store and buy some Milano cookies. Hoping this whole thing slides over.
Perfect Cell: Did you hear the thirst in his voice? Goku: I heard the thirst in his voice. Perfect Cell: He heard the thirst in your voice! That part killed me 😂
Kakarott: I'll raise my son when you raise your weak ass power level. Imperfect Cell:............(speechless) Perfect Cell: BURN!....wait....did he just roast me?!
@@theone3746 it still. Don't change the fact that she raise gohan and plus the only reason I even bought chi-chi up is because the person call Piccolo a single dad like chi-chi had no hand hand in raising gohan didn't realize you were the op
well with having to raise himself it couldnt be too hard anyway lol besides if goku and piccolo switched between who died im sure goku wouldve beaten the super sayian 2 into him anyway lil
I love how Gohan's shaking in the corner, having flashbacks of being kidnapped by Raditz, going through hell with Piccolo's training, and remembering his fights with Vegeta, Nappa, and Frieza's army.
For 1 press of the subscribe button, you can help Gohan find a new home and grab a blanket. Please. Subscribe now and change his life.
Is this the first reply?
He needs an adult.. A real adult
DevilArtemis 1
that part with Gohan at the end made me laugh so hard it kind of made me think that he had a really powerful vibrator up his ass
LOL I was gonna make a comment like this but you did it first XD
I will raise my standards when you raise your son.
Someone please come revive me cuz I believe I'm dead.
I gotcha dude!
(Uses max revive on RoboTech gaming)
He said “when you raise your son” not once. If you’re going to quote a video do it right.
I would but I'm currently dieing too, the burn was so great we need to go to A.E as well
SENZU BEAN!!
Cell: “I’ll raise my standards when you raise your son.”
*Goku has left the chat*
Goku: *Pop
Yeah he got him good XD
@@speedstargary6317 Yeah
@@speedstargary6317 LOL
I just made it go from 666 to 667 your welcome :)
Perfect Cell: Did you hear the thirst on his voice?
Goku: I heard the thirst in his voice.
Perfect Cell: He heard the thirst in your voice!
Perfect Cell: THIS NEEDS TO STOP NOW!
Lol
*_GET IN MY ASSHOLE DAMN IT_*
@@MrTerminator3010 Look cell Im not even tasty ok! Why do you want to absorb me of all people?
@RYAN JACOB ALOMAR yeah seriously raise your standards
"I'll raise my standards when you raise your son."
*TRAUMATIC FINISH!*
Iain Carey super shenron cant fix a blow like that
_Gohan exposes his dad with that Poor Squidward meme_
The other narrator we should’ve all known about already:
𝑮𝒂𝒎𝒆!
More like
*DESTRUCTIVE FINISH*
thats so clever XD
Not even Senzu Bean can't fix that.
"i'll raise my standards when you raise your son" DAMN no amount of senzu is gonna fix that burn.
As Android 16 said: "Senzu beans only heal physical wounds, NOT emotional ones."
I liked the video after that line
For just one dollar a day...you can prevent a Saiyan child from having to spend time alone with their father.
Ok *hands 1000 dollars*
more like a day with goku OHHHHHHH
In the arms of an angel, FLYYYY AWAAYY from here
But Gohan likes spending time with Piccollo
Fuk that's good.
"I raise my standards when you raise your son"
Senza beans can't even heal that fatal blow
Even all the Dragons would state, "That is beyond my power."
Even dende can't help you with that, It too much for him to handle.
Senzu beans only heal physical damage. Only therapy can heal emotional damage.
Not even shen long can heal someone from that level of burn
😂😂😂😂
Shenron: "Speak your wish."
Goku: "All mighty Shenron! I wish for a remedy for the sick burn I've been afflicted with!"
Shenron: "That wish is far beyond my power..."
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Zemala\golden shenron: what is your wish
Goku: I wish for you to heal this burn that has been layed upon my azz
Zemala\gs: I'm sorry but even I with the help of Lord zeno and popo can not heal the 3rd degree that is scortched upon thine booty
“That Is Beyond My Power.”
Only the presence dc god can heal that now!
Goku: Well you wouldn't be cold Gohan if you were a SUPER SAIYAN!
Fr
Honestly though
If I ever see your child I just give him one money
... a Super Saiyan
And this was when Piccolo finally taught Gohan the Clothes Beam.
The “did you hear the thirst in his voice?” Could be such a hilarious meme 🤣🤣
"I'll raise my standards when you raise your son."
BURRRRRRRRN
Uhm sir
I just want to know.
Are you a TRUE Gamer?
@Jorden Strother year old comment found. Nice.
*Sad music playing*
Woman on the tv: “What would you do if there was a child right in front of you starving, with no place to call home??”
*smash cuts to gohan shivering*
Me: Call child services? Why aren't YOU doing anything lady, your right there.
For just one namekian you to can support a Saiyan orphan.
raise gohan in keep him because he's strong
For only 26 cents a day you can save this child and prevent him from being hungry
I was waiting for krillin to be like “SENZU BEAN” after cell hit goku with that burn 😭😭
That was straight savage
"I will give Son Goku the SUCC if it's the last thing I do!"
-Imperfect Cell, 2019.
Nooooo
did you hear the thirst in his voice?
@@ebtheartist3843 yes
I heard the thirst in his voice
Look cell im not even that tasty, why would you want to absorb me of all people
Imp. Cell: "I will raise my standards when you raise your son"
[ SILENCE ]
Krillin: "SENZU BEAN!!!"
Khama Nkhoma (Vegeta threw the dog biscuits)
Senzu bean heal physical damage
Only therapi will aid emotionnal trauma!!!
Rip A-16
He needs a Burn Heal.
aint no senzu bean gonna heal
No senzu bean strong enough for that burn
"I'll raise my standards when you raise your son"
*crowd of people* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Edit: Why the hell does this have 794 likes?????
@Reme Stevens yes?
KIRITO
That burn killed me
Knocked the wind out of me. And the thirst in his voice previously winded me.
Gonna need a senzu bean.
well one less
Yo, Gohan's not even shivering. That's some literal, serious vibration. 😂
Giggity
Y'all ever just VIBRATE WITH MOTION?
Gohan.exe has hanged.
MMDTrxsh he’s not cold he’s traumatized
I think the upper half of his body will soon vibrate into the speed force
"I'll raise my standerds when you raise our son.'
Gonna need a senzu for that one
*enter krillin* SENSU BEAN
Cell -"I'll raise my standerds when you raise your son"
Goku -" i raise my son good"
TH-cam next video- gohan vs frieza
I'll raise my standards when you raise your son
ohhhhhh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
My guy Goku gonna need a senzu bean that sick burn.
No he's gonna need shinron
Krillin: SENZU BEAN!!!!
Poor Gohan.
*PICCOLO GO GRAB YOUR KID GOD DAMNIT*
P. Cell: Did you hear the thirst in his voice?
Goku: I heard the thirst in his voice.
P. Cell: He heard the thirst in your voice.
Filthy Frank: Its Time To Stop!
I die every time I hear that
"I'll raise my standards when you raise your son!"
I just spewed beer all over my phone.
0:34
His imperfect form sounds all the more biting with how serious he dish’s it out. I think he delivered this one better then his perfect counterpart would have
Everyone praying for Gohan but don't realise Goku needs more prayers after that sick burn
Taz Man realize*
@@junioralbert7910 It can be spelled either way.
Oh
Why would he need prayers over a lie? 😕
Imperfect Cell: I'll raise my standards when you raise your son!
Dragon Ball Fans: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!OOOOOOH! OH MY GOD!
RIGHT? XD
Also Jojo Fans xP
I don't get it...is there anyone who can tell me what that means?
@@robman1493 Basically, Goku is bad at raising his son (despite not being perfectly bad). Cell on the other doesn't raise his standards and since he knows how Goku doesn't raise Gohan properly, he roasted him by saying what he said.
“How dare you, I’ll have you know that I raised my son and he is perfectly happy the way things are now” - Terrible father
*Next second his son is freezing*
ME: Hold on I'm going to call gohans father (dials phone, it's, mumble in speaker, hangs up) ok he's on his way. 2*min later*
Piccolo with blanket: OH MY GOSH GOHAN WHAT HAPPEND
icell"I'll raise my standards when u raise your son."THAT'S HOTTER THAN ULTRA INSTINT😂😂😂🤣🤣
0:57 Goku:See i raised him right. Hi gohan,how you doin my little heroin addict?
Cell: Did you hear the thirst in his voice?
Goku: I heard the thirst in his voice.
Cell: He heard the thirst in your voice!
🤣🤣🤣
This needs to stop right now.....
Ddddddd
Dammit someone ruined the 69 likes
Imperfect cell: “I’ll raise my standards when you raise your son”
Did not see that one coming 😂
Thats the beauty of it.
0:18
Cell:did you hear the thirst in his voice
Kakarot:i heard the thirst in his voice
Cell:HE HEARD THE THIRST IN YOUR VOICE
This needs to stop now
Imperfect Cell: “I'll raise my standards when you raise your son!”
Oof, gonna need a Senzu for that one.
00:34 For the most sickest burn of all media
0:48
One like equal one love for ghoan
🤣😂🤣☠️💀👻
1 like=1 prayer for gohan
daquinvon scott can u subscribe to my channel
So... What if I don't want to give gohan a prayer?...
Gohan needs to get help. He is going down a dark path ;n;
@@ImmaSuperSaiyanGoku1 No the thing is he needs to be put down... Do you not know about how lazy he became after the cell games?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And we need to put his mother down while we are at it before she ruins Goten more than she already has!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That women single handedly ruined one of the greatest anime characters to have ever been made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE SHALL BE NO MERCY OR FORGIVENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@jordangarcia3635 now that you put it that way, THE ONE TRUE VILLAIN OF DRAGON BALL IS CHI CHI!
Remember when Chi-Chi was with Perfect Cell and Piccolo was Gohan's father?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
But Pepperidge Farm ain't gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm. Maybe you head down to the store and buy some Milano cookies. Hoping this whole thing slides over.
Both of them are fantastic comments
Perfect Cell: Did you hear the thirst in his voice?
Goku: I heard the thirst in his voice.
Perfect Cell: He heard the thirst in your voice!
That part killed me 😂
I love that Gohan's legs aren't moving even a little bit while his entire upper body is shivering violently. I honestly do.
💀💀💀
"I'll raise my standards when you raise your son"
Damn Goku got burned more than Young Link
Hey cell have you recovered from what zarbon did to you D:
Im Guan he haven't
Compared to what Fleece did he should have.
He has Piccolo cells right?
He hasn't commented yet like he usually does so zarbon must of...HIT HIM WITH A CRITICAL OH MY!
He liked it
*ILL RAISE MY STANDARDS WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR KID!*
Imperfect cell: 1
Goku: 0
Shots have been fired😆
For only his first form that roast was perfect
Kakarott: I'll raise my son when you raise your weak ass power level.
Imperfect Cell:............(speechless)
Perfect Cell: BURN!....wait....did he just roast me?!
0:47 when a 10 year old is allowed to watch "It"
" i will give son goku the succ" -Imperfect Cell
Did you hear the thirst in his voice?
I heard the thirst in his voice
@@nathankendrick6847 HE HEARD THE THIRST IN YOUR VOICE
Goku - Raise your power level
Vegeta - Raise your Son
Not even a Sensu can fix that one Cell
Honestly given his upbringing I amazed at how Gohan turned out. Let's all give a shout out to piccolo for being a strong single dad.
The One I think we all are.
So what about chi-chi
@@tiffant367 you mean the dark presence that wants him to study instead of saving the planet? The same planet that makes studying relevant.
@@theone3746 it still. Don't change the fact that she raise gohan and plus the only reason I even bought chi-chi up is because the person call Piccolo a single dad like chi-chi had no hand hand in raising gohan didn't realize you were the op
well with having to raise himself it couldnt be too hard anyway lol besides if goku and piccolo switched between who died im sure goku wouldve beaten the super sayian 2 into him anyway lil
"I'll raise my standards when you raise your son!"
DAMN! Gonna need a Senzu Bean for that one!
Maybe a few
"GET INSIDE MY BUTT!" LMAO I lost it 😂
*I won't tell you this again, get inside my butt!*
*I will give Son-Goku a S U C C!*
Lmfao I died 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Goku: "Yeah seriously, raise your standards."
Cell: "I'll raise my standards when you RAISE YOUR SON."
Me: "SHOTS FIRED!!!"
Ill raise my standards when you raise your son
Ladies and gentlemen that was the end of gokus roast career
0:34 I felt that.
0:47 I felt that too.
I love how Gohan's shaking in the corner, having flashbacks of being kidnapped by Raditz, going through hell with Piccolo's training, and remembering his fights with Vegeta, Nappa, and Frieza's army.
0:56 O-O That's just dark
And funny
dark humor is like unvaccinated children, they never get old.
@Ivan beutel go laugh to the point of tears in the corner
I was expecting a ssj2 Gohan rolling and sobbing in the corner 😂
Perfect cell vs Monika (doki doki literature club)
YES!
YES YES YES YES
YES!!!!!
@@gos2501 i spot a jojo reference
I thought you said cell vs Monaka from super 😂
Finally a worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Goku: "It's called tough love. Gohan will learn to appreciate me one day."
0:48 - Years of Piccolo "Dodge" therapy does this to you.
Goku: I raised my son and he is perfectly happy the way things are now
*John Cena appears* Are you sure about that?
😅
Imperfect Cell: When Raise Your Son!! Me: LMAO 😂 😂
0:43 Goku: See look at that happy face
0:31 when someone tells you to raise your standards but you’re a match
0:48 When it's an emotional in-game cut-scene, but your character starts to glitch up.
at the end i thought chi-chi comes out of nowhere and just slaps gohan telling him to stop shivering and study
ja
If Imperfect Cell takes over your channel?
WAHLUIGI NUMBERWAHN can u sub to my channel
You know your fvcked if goku tells you to raise your standards also poor gohan hes been through so much ;(
_How dare you!_ (He said knowing it's true)
Happy birthday to one of the funniest niggas on this platform, Devil Artemis
Was gohan having a seizure out of lack of a real father?
Idk bro he was kind of cold back there
Maybe...
This is pure art.
It's
It's...
IT'S... PERFECT!
Gohan: dad
Goku: I'M NOT YOUR DAD!
Gohan: dad!
Goku: *I'M NOT YOUR DAD!*
Gohan: Daddy!
Goku: *I AM NOT YOUR DAD!*
Mr'Sejd Long Beach Griffey 😂😂
@@Sasukeuchiha-ry4gu yeeeeee
The meme is dead, you can stop now!
goku: hey!
devilartemis goku: !!!
0:34 Yeah and Gokus an idiot
Yeah dudes where's your standard
😅
Imperfect Cell: "I'll raise my standards when you raise your son!"
Me: DAAAAAAAAAAMN
0:47 fine? Gohan’s having a seizure he’s anything but fine
I guess you could say Gohan....
Needs an adult.
I am adult
This is my favorite episode of all time thank you Artemis thank you
0:06 Oh God 😂😂😂😂😂
“I’ll raise my standards when you raise your son”
*Gives Gohan $5*
I hate seeing my boy like that Why Goku Why... :C
ᴅᴀꜰᴜǫǫ ɴᴇɢʀᴏ!? For every like on your comment is another $5 for gohan
1:03 someone please pray for me
0:33 SHOTS FIRED!
SNIPERS ON THE ROOF!
Goku needs shenron to revive him because cell kid him with the *son* joke.
"I'll raise my standard's when you raise your son."
"I'll raise my standards when you raise your son"
Yeah, it's over. GG Goku.
Damn! 0:24
Perfect cell vs Kyu sugardust (huniepop)
“I’ll raise my standards when you raise your son”
Not even the Super Dragon Balls can restore that
I was not ready for that last line
I'll raise my standers when you raise your son.
Perfect Cell vs King Vegeta/Bardock plox xD
0:32 what Imperfect Cell lacks in perfection, he makes up for in his mastery of burn
0:15 is possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen before in my life
0:49 the moment your release no one wanted to support you
do kermit the frog vs elmo
pls make the to be continue meme from jojo bizzar adventure in end the video
I'll raise my standards when you raise your son!
Gonna need a senzu for that one.
What is that sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad song in 0:48
Pavel Zuk-Creeper Shame
@@drawnborn5896 Thanks
0:34 Rekt!!
cell; "I'll raise my standards when you raise your son"
why the hell is he using god ki
Goku should have left gohan with piccolo
What do you mean should off. He did