Shenron Vs Porunga [SFM]

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  • @DevilArtemis
    @DevilArtemis  4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Download Lord of Heroes Here!
    bit.ly/35mjNTb

    • @potatogodwarriorguy2910
      @potatogodwarriorguy2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok

    • @thomasmadden9840
      @thomasmadden9840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello artemis, you still doing kakyoin vs cell?

    • @davidspraguedragonman6479
      @davidspraguedragonman6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect Cell vs Kirby and No Nut November Part 2 when? Also, look to the right of Porunga and left of Shenron. Gottem!

    • @dragonz1017
      @dragonz1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU THE BEST

    • @TheShadow1347
      @TheShadow1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder when Cell and Shallot will battle again 🤔

  • @UnrealEntGaming
    @UnrealEntGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

    You got me when he said "This is better than wrestling" lmao

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @UnrealEntGaming. I got through watching your video earlier .that was bomb!

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it really is just two of the eternal dragons roasting each other this the reason i watch and am subbed to DA only can can make these kinds of video's possible

    • @justinlynch3
      @justinlynch3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Zukka 88 I don't have TNT, but I am waiting for SD to start.

    • @DarkMario1000
      @DarkMario1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fact tho; at least I know I won't get this kind of roasting in between matches and promos of varying quality

    • @spaghettisamurai
      @spaghettisamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zukka 88 nice

  • @somerandomguythatlikesanim4776
    @somerandomguythatlikesanim4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Alternate title: Long boi and Thick boi roast each other for a solid 4 minutes

    • @gamesgamer2091
      @gamesgamer2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Porunga could wring shenron's lacky ass out man. If he even has an ass

    • @rapidcarnage7524
      @rapidcarnage7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alternate alternate title: Shenron finally snaps.

    • @genso6052
      @genso6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not to mention that Shallot gets fucked over by getting the ORIGINAL XBOX

    • @sonjokuanims
      @sonjokuanims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is this a SSJ9K reference?

    • @pepperhead7589
      @pepperhead7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is Rayquaza vs Thiccquaza you mean

  • @UnrealEntGaming
    @UnrealEntGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    "Trust me, i'm a Muppet"
    Gold

    • @godofdank9337
      @godofdank9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he was someone from sesame street

    • @thatdeafultyboi2034
      @thatdeafultyboi2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had my rolling on the floor.

    • @marczhune4380
      @marczhune4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@godofdank9337 when is there a green frog in Sesame Street?

    • @Kyrumguy
      @Kyrumguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @godofdank9337
      @godofdank9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marczhune4380 it's a joke my good man

  • @VisiballyDepressed
    @VisiballyDepressed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    At this point Shallot will have the most tragic Villain backstory, yet.

    • @bradywells6447
      @bradywells6447 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not as tragic as Dr. Doof

    • @yukihug1664
      @yukihug1664 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@bradywells6447 both of bro's parents failed to show up at his birth, like, give me something more tragic that that.

  • @lunasong9709
    @lunasong9709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "You look like an escaped convict."
    "They're called gains."
    "Actually they're called steroids."

  • @Daitomodachi
    @Daitomodachi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    I never knew I wanted something like this until now. Thank you, Devil XD

    • @Markykun9
      @Markykun9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And I never thought seeing a comment on youtube that thanks the Devil

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Got tons of "Thanks satan." Vibes

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TupocalypseShakur honestly lots of youtubers pop in on the channel . Even blackscape and Unrelentgamimg have stopped in from time to time. Heck even leggy himself has said hi once or twice

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Daitomodachi nice to see you good sir👍😌

    • @christianhalls6856
      @christianhalls6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HEY LORD DAITOMODACHI

  • @marczhune4380
    @marczhune4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Two dragons who grant wishes roast each other!
    “Kermit: this is better than wrestling”

    • @xosawa5610
      @xosawa5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That is cursed... How did you do that?! WTF!! The picture got me fcked...

    • @MzMidnight
      @MzMidnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    • @marczhune4380
      @marczhune4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xosawa5610 I’m sorry do I make you uncomfortable~
      But yes you have to join membership to get these pictures and emojis

    • @nemox653
      @nemox653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely better then Wrestling.
      DA did a good job!

  • @carlossique9604
    @carlossique9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Porunga is just flexing on Shenron in both Muscles and Wishes

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's because dende got older and stronger so he could add another wish. I'm thinking this is Kami 's shenron since porunga made the 2 and 3 wishes line

    • @tman229
      @tman229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yea, but Porunga is too dumb to figure out how to revive more than one person with a single wish.

    • @tman229
      @tman229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shoken4421 I always thought it was another one of Akira Toriyama's mess ups due to forgetting his own story.

    • @hanshirt2953
      @hanshirt2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But porunga can't revive more than one person at a time

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hanshirt2953 you can thank elder guru I think he made that set of dragonballs.

  • @sypoth
    @sypoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    It's actually hard to determine which one would be stronger. Porunga can ressurect people more than once but only one at a time, Shenron can ressurect billions of people but each one only comes back once.

    • @Snugseeker
      @Snugseeker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Didn’t they upgrade porunga in the buu saga?

    • @jakejohnson9421
      @jakejohnson9421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are both pretty much the same in terms of wishes by the end of Buu saga. Use the other if you've wished for something specific off the first essentially.

    • @oharehatmancaleb7
      @oharehatmancaleb7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Iirc Porunga and Shenron both have 3 wishes. Shenron can resurrect multiple people, but not if they’ve been resurrected before or died of natural causes, and it costs two wishes to multi-rez. Porunga can resurrect a person and unlimited amount of times, including if they died if natural causes, but not more than one at a time. In addition Porunga is usable every four Earth months compared to Shenron’s year.

    • @invictus6176
      @invictus6176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oharehatmancaleb7 a bit off. Porunga and shenron both can resurrect multiple people and have 3 wishes each, tho Porunga I don’t recall is stated to have a limit to the amount of times someone can be resurrected whereas shenron is 2x. The wait time is also different with Porunga being 4 months and shenron being 1 year. Shenron tho has shown to be able to give massive power amps with Piccolo tho so in terms of feats Shenron is better but in terms of what’s a better drag Porunga is

    • @oharehatmancaleb7
      @oharehatmancaleb7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@invictus6176 Wasn’t a plot point in the Namek Saga the issue with Porunga not being able to resurrect Piccolo, Tien, Chiaotzu, and Yamcha all at once? That’s why they had Piccolo resurrected, since it revived Kami and reactivated Earth’s Dragonballs, which they needed to resurrect everyone that Frieza and his cronies killed on Namek. That way Guru could come back to life, and they could use Porunga again (who got cut off from the third wish when Guru died of grief for his people)

  • @ssj99lucario
    @ssj99lucario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Dende: our dragon would literally wear yours like a scarf.

    • @trutheater6533
      @trutheater6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I was actually waiting for something like that to happen haha

    • @Nik_Mde
      @Nik_Mde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nice team four Star reference 😂

    • @TheVocalTune
      @TheVocalTune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      When we finally got to compare the size I was thinking that too. "well would you look at that he actually could."

    • @totalxxownagexx5087
      @totalxxownagexx5087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ssj9k

    • @deathglock496
      @deathglock496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @YT Plushtrap games that makes zero sense.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Porunga, we know you roidin' bruh

    • @grimgreycastle5141
      @grimgreycastle5141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hay winnings winning

    • @apparentlybird_2661
      @apparentlybird_2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do they even have steroids in the dragon realm or wherever they live

    • @grimgreycastle5141
      @grimgreycastle5141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apparentlybird_2661 Hay they are magical wish granting dragons they make their own roids

    • @apparentlybird_2661
      @apparentlybird_2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimgreycastle5141 makes sense

  • @watchersshadow3323
    @watchersshadow3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    DAMN poor Shallot he wasn't even involved and he still gets screwed.

    • @lindaseel8633
      @lindaseel8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right.

    • @PrinceTrunks26
      @PrinceTrunks26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He should have gotten the PS5, the poor foolish simp

    • @JesusMyLordAmen
      @JesusMyLordAmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was hoping for a darth vader NOOOOO from Shallot, but just that look of disappointment was much better. A perfect wish

    • @lindaseel8633
      @lindaseel8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Poor Shallot. He brings out my grandma instincts. I wanna give him cookies and milk.

    • @AnimeGamer501st
      @AnimeGamer501st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PrinceTrunks26 as far as anyone is concerned Xbox is better as of right now why because we can play two games at the same time b****

  • @OldManLuffy
    @OldManLuffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Porunga: They're called gaines how about you wish yourself some
    Shenron: uh they're called steroids
    This was hilarious man

    • @lindaseel8633
      @lindaseel8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Perfection! 😆😆

    • @DizzleGamerViewer
      @DizzleGamerViewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kermit: “This is better than wrestling!”

    • @jadenfavor1288
      @jadenfavor1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cell: This was the greatest idea we ever had.

    • @OldManLuffy
      @OldManLuffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jadenfavor1288 I agree

    • @jasongibson1225
      @jasongibson1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder what Luffy would wish for

  • @jninja1764
    @jninja1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it

    • @j.i.k2.044
      @j.i.k2.044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      facts, was literally going to comment this. Glad someone beat me to it

    • @jmmpx
      @jmmpx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vegeta?

    • @ferd617
      @ferd617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Although... there might be something else you need even more, but haven't received yet. I fear you've created, by its very definition, an unknowable situation.

  • @maddybear103
    @maddybear103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Shenron: wish granted
    Kermit: i didint wish for anything
    Shenron: but i did.... *laught*
    Shalot: AM i joke to you??
    XD

    • @PS3PS2fan
      @PS3PS2fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me: He IS the joke. AHAHAHAHAHAHA- (gets Ki-blasted by Shallot)

    • @spaghettisamurai
      @spaghettisamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poor Kaggy. Can't wait for his reaction tho. 😂😂😂

    • @frost_94
      @frost_94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes yes you are that's why it's funny sorry shalot but dems the rulz

    • @PapaZanh
      @PapaZanh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the fuck did you misspell Didn't , Laugh , and Shallot?

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "That’s your dragon? Our dragon would wear him as a scarf."
    -Little Green

    • @lealius588
      @lealius588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got the reference

    • @JesusMyLordAmen
      @JesusMyLordAmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His name is Dende

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JesusMyLordAmen no Super Kami Dende

    • @planetbob6703
      @planetbob6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JesusMyLordAmen really? He never spoke up about it

    • @MM-xn6tn
      @MM-xn6tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Just Some Guy With Fake Eyes
      *Unholy Cracking Noises* … I like you.

  • @0isthe1
    @0isthe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Nobody
    Kermit: Hakuna Matata

  • @derpz9049
    @derpz9049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    ???: Amateurs
    Shenron, Porunga: What?
    Super Shenron: AMATEURS.

    • @Trollamollex
      @Trollamollex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shadow dragon just chilling in the background not existing

    • @young_shaad5227
      @young_shaad5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blackstar just chilling

    • @tuckergrimes4189
      @tuckergrimes4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the literal fucking dragon god just looking at them with infinite power

    • @spaghettisamurai
      @spaghettisamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts💯 😂😂😂

    • @spaghettisamurai
      @spaghettisamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Trollamollex lmao

  • @electrobob992
    @electrobob992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Best Rebuttal:
    "Because I am a dragon!"

  • @vernyboi5461
    @vernyboi5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Shenron: "Your wish has been granted"
    Me: "OH No...your not bringing HIM back...he would never"
    Shallot's Xbox series X changes
    Me: "oh...did not expect that" XD

    • @KavinCatastrophe
      @KavinCatastrophe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who are talking about.

    • @omgxab2223
      @omgxab2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@KavinCatastrophe Ugandan Knuckles

    • @batmanboy9794
      @batmanboy9794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@omgxab2223 (click)

    • @alexanderwang540
      @alexanderwang540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@batmanboy9794, what did you do?!

    • @BetaGunslinger
      @BetaGunslinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alexanderwang540 He wanted to show you da wae, my bruddah

  • @Antonio-ko7ty
    @Antonio-ko7ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    SSJ9K: Shenron vs Porunga rap battle
    DevilArtemis: Shenron vs Porunga [SFM]

    • @nailgrinderofficial3502
      @nailgrinderofficial3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kaggy: haHAHhahahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAHA *i hate it here*

    • @FRaptor-wl6ku
      @FRaptor-wl6ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @spaghettisamurai
      @spaghettisamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nailgrinderofficial3502 hah! He would say that. 😂😂😂

  • @schmeatgod9960
    @schmeatgod9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I'm a simple man I see devilartemis. "Zarbon moan increasing"

  • @isaiahdeleon2508
    @isaiahdeleon2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This is the equivalent of Siri and Alexa having a conversation.

    • @jklegend2154
      @jklegend2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should totally do this.

    • @nosirrr5779
      @nosirrr5779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fax’s

    • @jamerson4967
      @jamerson4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skynet approves of this meeting

  • @GNackers53
    @GNackers53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    ...and thus another instance where Shallot continues his role as the Devil Artemis Universes' personal Saiyan-shaped toilet.

    • @c0n22
      @c0n22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or meg

  • @eepyVolkan
    @eepyVolkan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Kermit:"This is hilarious"
    Perfect Cell:"No this is genius"
    *10mins later*
    --------
    Shallot:*at a corner crying*

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why? I'm xbox player and I don't know what happened

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Duality2222-2 he changed shallots xbox series x to the original.

    • @Duality2222-2
      @Duality2222-2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@curtismcpsycho8212 design looks way better with the og

    • @nighthawk_imperiumt_guyin_7125
      @nighthawk_imperiumt_guyin_7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Duality2222-2 yes but the games not.

  • @yungcreate7555
    @yungcreate7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I havent laughed this hard in the longest, dude i need more of Shenron and Porunga interaction. This was amazing

    • @anafusion
      @anafusion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. Seeing those two debate and mock each other would simply make my day.

    • @SkylierShepard
      @SkylierShepard ปีที่แล้ว

      They need to have black star shenron and super shenron get involved in a 4way roast

  • @rose_blackinsanity1326
    @rose_blackinsanity1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Shallot Fans be like-“Ya hate to see it...”
    Everybody else-“It’s not comedy unless shallot gets h*ed”

    • @distantfire6733
      @distantfire6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude this is why you need to play dragon ball legends

    • @rose_blackinsanity1326
      @rose_blackinsanity1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@distantfire6733 the funny thing is that I do play it

    • @jgbubbles21
      @jgbubbles21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shallot op on db legends

    • @rose_blackinsanity1326
      @rose_blackinsanity1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jgbubbles21 exactly that’s why ya hate to see it

    • @LilrayJr
      @LilrayJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In all honesty, i wouldn't be mad i would actually be happy AF cause i could finally play old school Xbox games that i grew up with.

  • @Ancient_Sensei
    @Ancient_Sensei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Kermit pisses off shenron and shallot gets the shaft....makes sense.
    Kaggy: *dislikes video so hard*

    • @Honest-King
      @Honest-King 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder where does it make sense ? Maybe in a game that streathens your trust with your friends and it's about someone killing someone ....

  • @Gero_XZ
    @Gero_XZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Shenron straight up said Porunga doesn't look like a dragon, but he's gonna take offense to the shade of green thing? Now that guy's the real racist

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let's be real. He don't. He looks like a muscle scalie.

    • @-Offstar
      @-Offstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tbf what Shenron did was the equivalent of Usain Bolt(fastest man in the world) talking to Juan Pedro Franco(fattest man in the world) and Juan says he's also an Olympic runner and then Usain say's Juan doesn't look like an Olympic runner. Whereas what Porunga said was the equivalent of Juan then saying that Usain doesn't look like a black guy because his skin isn't the right shade of brown.

    • @SnowWing000
      @SnowWing000 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, to be fair, that's the only dragon I know of that's basically a cactus with antenna.

  • @twistedlegacy5942
    @twistedlegacy5942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Ok, we NEED to see more of this! Oh my frickin' god why has NO ONE done this before.
    EDIT: WAIT, even better idea, have this happen again but right when Porunga and Shenron reach the peak of their roasting battle Cell brings in Super Shenron. Then Parunga and Shenron team up in mutual disliking against Super Shenron. PLEASE!

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot to request the part where both Shenron and Parunga get rekt xD

    • @chromedgoldenbug3097
      @chromedgoldenbug3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shenron:"B**tch you dont even look like a dragon,the frog in steroids here looks more like one than you you look like a damn golden snake with stupid little wings."
      Porunga:"Well f**k you too,but mr.t-rex arms here makes a fair point you look like if freeza fucked a anaconda while in golden form."
      SuperShenron:"Hey atleast i dont look like a battletoad character or a maid dragon waifu."

    • @BetaGunslinger
      @BetaGunslinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meanwhile, Toronbo is just looking up at all of them like "Mommy, Daddy, please stop fighting Grandpa..."

  • @bronykingamethystrain5676
    @bronykingamethystrain5676 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    After the Buu Saga, Shenron and Porunga are equal when it comes to wish power. Shenron no longer has a limit to how many times he can resurrect someone and can grant 3 wishes like Porunga, and Porunga can bring back multiple people per wish like Shenron.

  • @camman59
    @camman59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    They lucky super sheron didn’t appear. They wouldn’t even be speaking

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      red shenron and dark shenron are already flexing on theses weaklings, so yeah, no need ti bring big papa in the discussion...

    • @riogesis
      @riogesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raylenn4444 Ultimate Shenron* Black Smoke Shenron*

    • @Hei_Darkfire
      @Hei_Darkfire 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@raylenn4444 Actually, that would be a great sequel. Summoning Shenron and Porunga and then also having the other shenrons show up.

  • @mcfreddyyt5563
    @mcfreddyyt5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Porunga: What is your wish
    Cell: The five B's
    Porunga: And those are?
    Cell: 😎 ha ha ha!!!

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are they?

    • @TheSingingFoxy
      @TheSingingFoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dreliq981 😎 ha ha ha!!!

    • @mikeythenephilimking24
      @mikeythenephilimking24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤘😎🤘

    • @umbranassassin8372
      @umbranassassin8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dreliq981 I can only think of 3 B's

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm guessing the 5 b's are big booty babes with bouncy breasts?🤔

  • @AfricanWarrlord
    @AfricanWarrlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was hoping they’d say “all state, are you in good hands.” Or “we got the meat.”

  • @stevensvideocollection20
    @stevensvideocollection20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Kermit and cell are right, this is so fucking awesome. Can we have like 17 more parts to this?

  • @animefan77
    @animefan77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Super Shenron coming into the conversation in its reverse language: oh the specks are adorable
    Porunga: What the hell is that?!

  • @John0rs
    @John0rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My first time being on a DevilArtemis premier

  • @thatguy3332
    @thatguy3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hey has Perfect Cell seen Kermit's coffee commercials? Guy is a psycho.

  • @godofthunder5485
    @godofthunder5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They are talking about size?!
    Super Shenron : hello there I wanna join

  • @edboy3644
    @edboy3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:27 I like how he says innocent laughter

  • @joebones1
    @joebones1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I didn't know i needed this...but I'm glad this was made.

  • @waltergs715
    @waltergs715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Dragon? You don't even look like a dragon, you like an escaped convict" 🤣

  • @Jaxionisnum2
    @Jaxionisnum2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Who’d had thought the eternal dragons of DB series roasting each other would be this hilarious lol I wanna see the eternal dragon of the super dragon balls now lol
    Poor Shallot I feel his pain

  • @ssjarceus269
    @ssjarceus269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Trsut me, I'm a Muppet."
    Me: Erm, since when was this a good thing? 🙏😂🙃

  • @antafire3792
    @antafire3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This, this is what we needed in the world, where was this when covid started

  • @exoticx7606
    @exoticx7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Remember this comment this was during a premiere

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's a premiere

  • @AwesomeGuy95
    @AwesomeGuy95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kermit: This is better than wrestling!
    Shenron: I'm sorry. You think this s*** is funny?
    Kermit: Uh...No.

    • @dragmaXE
      @dragmaXE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shenron: *”Your wish has been granted.”*

    • @anthonyfarrell8441
      @anthonyfarrell8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragmaXE uh....I didn't wish for anything

  • @alexsanderzea769
    @alexsanderzea769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    DevilArtemis: *Shenron and Porunga talking*
    Kermit: This is hilarious.
    Perfect Cell: This is genius why didn’t we think of this before.
    Me: I really enjoyed seeing this conversation. Perfect Cell and Kermit are the Perfect friends. 😎😎😎

  • @breakeroutlaw9959
    @breakeroutlaw9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shenron: I am a dragon, you look like an escape convict.
    Porunga: they're called gains, how about you wish yourself some.
    Shenron: Actually they're called steroids.

    • @dragmaXE
      @dragmaXE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Porunga: Do wanna go? Cause we can go! We can go right *now!*
      Shenron: Oh yeah like I’m going take on someone 3 times my size! I don’t fight I grant wishes cause I’m a dragon!
      Porunga: Oh you think your a smart mo** huh?!

    • @TheBlueTyphoon17
      @TheBlueTyphoon17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shenron: No, I'm a dragon.

  • @gabriel9132-q1x
    @gabriel9132-q1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's like those prank calls where they call Domino's and Papa Johns at the same time.

  • @kinjr04
    @kinjr04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:34
    Cell: Why haven’t we thought of this before
    Me: Why hasn’t Akira Toriyama thought of this before?

    • @thebehemoth4951
      @thebehemoth4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope that's a rhetorical question because he we know why "He forgot"

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Glad it didn’t “drag-on” any longer.

    • @lindaseel8633
      @lindaseel8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍👍👍👍

    • @draconicreconcile
      @draconicreconcile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish for your Xbox Series X to get bricked.

    • @CapTrigger
      @CapTrigger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I absolutely loathe you for that, it was in POOR-unga taste

  • @themandalorian4526
    @themandalorian4526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was hoping for something like this since dende said porunga could wear shenron like a scarf in dbz abridged keep up the good work Artemis

  • @umbrellaunderdog
    @umbrellaunderdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fun fact/somewhat of a lesson in names here particularly the one relevant in this vid's topic.
    Did you know his real name is Shenlong with a "L" and is from Chinese origin. His name means Divine Dragon. Ocean actually did a more accurate translation calling him "The Eternal Dragon" which is a pretty close translation.
    Shenron is grammatically incorrect. The only reason why it's a "R" instead of "L" is because there's no "L", "Q", "X" or "V" in the Japanese alphabet. so the word "shenron" has 0 meaning lol. This is one of many Funimation's fuck ups where the language got lost in translation. other notable things are like Bulma having a last name (she doesn't lol), Tenshinhan becoming Tien Shinhan. Kuririn being mistranslated as Krillin which doesn't mean anything either.
    In the case of Krillin or Kuririn's name his name is a pun made up of 2 words one of Japanese and another of Chinese origin.
    kuri means chestnut
    lin is taken from the word "shaolin" as in a Chinese Shaolin monk.
    Thus his name in English should be Kurilin so that the meaning of his name doesn't get lost in translation.
    Vegito is another fuck up Funimation did which viz corrected in the manga later on calling him Vegerot. This was done because "gi" doesn't make the "gee" sound in the Japanese language "ji" does though hence Bejita makes more sense than Vegito. Also in English Goku's saiyan name is Kakarot not Kakarotto like in the Japanese version. You can't argue to say that the "o" is for the Japanese version because where do you get "ve" and "gi" from? It doesn't work it makes no sense so his name is either "Bejita" in Japanese or "Vegerot". Vegeta + Kakarot look at how those names are spelled there's no "gi" or "to". Bejita + Kakarotto there's no "Ve" or "Gi" in that either. So your "Vegito" translation makes 0 sense.
    Another thing about names/words is you have to take into account that some words/names have meaning in Japanese or Chinese some don't have meaning or are just Japanized English like the Saiyan names so the intention was for them to have English sounding names it's just their alphabet limits/restricts them from using certain letters. But that doesn't mean we have to since we have use to more letters in our alphabet so we shouldn't have any issues using the names "Vegerot" "Kurilin" and "Shenlong".
    In short utilize names and words that have meaning behind them that are meant to be in Japanese/Chinese and then translate over the words that are meant to be in English from their Japanized versions.
    Again Viz did this really well changing names like Vegito to Vegerot or Buu and Uub to Boo and Oob. Boo is a pun on the Bibbity Bobbity Boo disney song hence Boo is correct. "Buu" is Japanized because the "u" in Japanese makes the "oo" sound.
    Hereth ends the lesson.

    • @ouroboros_on_the_orange
      @ouroboros_on_the_orange ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sry to annoy you, you wrote this shit over a year ago. Most of original DB was inspired by Journey to the west. Toriyama has since tried to distance DB from it and all interactions and Chinese influence.

  • @thepotato3950
    @thepotato3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Like Dende said: Our dragon would literally wear your dragon like a scarft
    Oh shit that reminds me you need to put little green in DAU

  • @Theperfectgamer318
    @Theperfectgamer318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Shallot comes into cells Arena witch a bat “who’s legs need breaking!!!”

    • @JoekuRose
      @JoekuRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *points at Shenron*

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JoekuRose Jokes on him, he ain't got no legs.

  • @KiddFelonyTV
    @KiddFelonyTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like Dashie should have voiced the dragons. 😂

  • @Gator_nit
    @Gator_nit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’ve seen to many dragons to see where this is going
    Edit:Maybe i haven’t seen enough dragons

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dragalia Lost has more Dragons.

  • @Grimlock108
    @Grimlock108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This, is single-handedly, the greatest parody I have ever seen, of all time. Got Soup Store vibes from it

  • @BlueCthulu
    @BlueCthulu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you have premium for no ads, but the creators put them in anyway😅

  • @joshjess9841
    @joshjess9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shallot: Happiest day of my life.
    DevilArtemis: Let's change that, shall we?
    Stop being mean to my boy. Now.

  • @christopherwitherspoon4979
    @christopherwitherspoon4979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Then you have the shadow dragon smoking his cigar listing to this.

  • @greenlight4star
    @greenlight4star 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Wow. That's your dragon? Our dragon could _literally_ wear him like a scarf."

  • @TeeAiDee
    @TeeAiDee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Black Star Shenron's head is like, the size of Porunga. And then there's the Super Dragon Balls. There's so much potential here.

  • @mkt568
    @mkt568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shenron: Dragon
    Porunga: Frog on steroids with a dorsal fin, horns and antennae
    Super Shenron: Golden Wyvern
    Black Star Shenron: GINORMOUS RED DRAGON

  • @DavidZakuzaRyutashi
    @DavidZakuzaRyutashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ssj9k: makes porunga vs shenron rap battle
    Devil Artemis 10 months later:

  • @marioanthony8787
    @marioanthony8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:19 how in the fk is that captioned "innocent laughter"?!
    That shit had me scared...

  • @forastero54321
    @forastero54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The long shlong vs meat grinder.
    Seriously, why haven't they done this in the canon series yet?

  • @carldesrosiersisabelle1075
    @carldesrosiersisabelle1075 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "oh yeah because im gonna take on someone who's 3 times my size"

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As Dende said “wow, *THAT’S* your dragon? Ours would wear yours like a scarf.”

  • @santosjimenez8211
    @santosjimenez8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kermit: Better than wrestling!
    Me: DAMN STRAIGHT!

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:55 actually... I would've love that wish!

    • @ItzChim
      @ItzChim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FACTZ

  • @Jaymalakajamal
    @Jaymalakajamal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shenron: (laughs maniacally) but I made a wish
    Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I get my series X tomorrow don’t do this to me

  • @andrewjustice210
    @andrewjustice210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good question! Why HAVEN’T we ever thought of this before?!?

  • @bige361nd7
    @bige361nd7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kermit: HAKUNA MATATA
    Man I was dying

  • @7yes7
    @7yes7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m ready for a while into this to where someone makes “Shallot gets shit on for 8 minutes straight”

  • @fernandogonzales9240
    @fernandogonzales9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Trust me. I'm a Muppet."
    You also married Ms Piggy

    • @joshwest9373
      @joshwest9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not anymore ran a train on her and cooked her bacon.

    • @fernandogonzales9240
      @fernandogonzales9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshwest9373 Mm, crispy

  • @z1r0_axel41
    @z1r0_axel41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now I am actually wondering if the dragons do know each other, including super shenron

  • @厶しりあらな
    @厶しりあらな ปีที่แล้ว

    From a comedic standpoint, this bit tops most TFS content.
    I'm a little late to the DAU. Actually stumbled upon it when doomscrolling facebook reels. I don't usually spend a lot of time on youtube, but the last few days I've been binging [almost] everything you've put up so far.
    I keep coming back to this, because there's something there. Maybe something that can help you get to that 1M sub milestone. You need to bring Super Shenron (Zalama) in on this. The bulk of the jokes will write themselves.

  • @Hunter-im3tg
    @Hunter-im3tg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:23
    He is speaking the language of the gods
    Oh no poor Shallot :(

  • @michaeldemiurgos4521
    @michaeldemiurgos4521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shallot: *having a great day* Devilartermis: welp that’s my cue

  • @RosesTheories
    @RosesTheories 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao What would their reaction be if they saw Super Shenron

  • @_Shield_Master_
    @_Shield_Master_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This by far one of your best episodes ahaha

  • @LOBOLAMUARTE
    @LOBOLAMUARTE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This Is An amazing Gift for The Upcoming Christmas Thanks A lot Devil Merry Christmas

  • @datdudeguy3127
    @datdudeguy3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cant believe NOBODY thought of this before

  • @GunlessSnake
    @GunlessSnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh dear..... Well, that's $500 down the drain. Looks like Kermit's buying the drinks tonight, boys!

  • @Zarreth
    @Zarreth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "We STAN Playstation on this channel!"

  • @danekradwanski5278
    @danekradwanski5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:11 this is better than obito and kakashi arguing XD

  • @erikengelsen8284
    @erikengelsen8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol the dragons trying to fight was hilarious 🐲, at the end 😆😆😆

  • @larryquick4324
    @larryquick4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shenron laught like He is from MORTAL KOMBAT

  • @redxd7108
    @redxd7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If Porunga is flexing he's NuxPorunga😂

    • @jklegend2154
      @jklegend2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A ripped wish granting Nux.... hmmn

  • @yujirohanma3315
    @yujirohanma3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shenron's laugh made it 100x funnier😂

  • @Saiyanryu
    @Saiyanryu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The one Dragon Ball Z battle no one has ever thought of. This was beautiful! 😂

  • @justinbetts27
    @justinbetts27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao omg plz make another 1 of these uncensored plz.. lol genuinely the funniest back and forth ever

  • @ultragigachad7832
    @ultragigachad7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i been waiting for this for my whole life now DevilArtemis did it I cant praise you enough for completing my life may the veiwers bless you and get to 600K subs

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God I wished this happened on the show

  • @lxxdccvii3740
    @lxxdccvii3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shenrons laugh is the best evil laugh ever

  • @tigerdactyl6958
    @tigerdactyl6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shallot: "Ah, honey it seems our Series X has been stolen and replaced with an original Xbox."
    Priestess: *puts down the latest chapter of Goblin Slayer and exhales "Despite being upgraded from Yamcha to Krillin, the jokes still come in at full force but I knew that when I was getting into this relationship."
    Meanwhile, Shenron enjoys his new Series X and Gibblet wonders where his old Xbox went.
    Shallot don't brag about getting the next-gen consoles because next time Porunga might yeet your PS5.

  • @dangregoryb5991
    @dangregoryb5991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kermit: Trust me, I'm a Muppet.
    Convict and Steroid talk between eternal dragons. Good job Kermit.....