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- I saw omega mart vid getting lots of views so I figured I’d jump on the trend
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How American
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@@ProfessionalBugLover oxygen
You should really switch to neutronium.
Omegamart feels like a super market run by aliens who really love selling stuff only with good intentions, but have no idea what's normal for humans
Yes
It does
like in the halloween ad, there are some random stuff that they put in the pumpkin, maybe they just think that is normal for humans
A D&D equivalent might be a marketplace in the Prime Material Plane, but run by slaadi.
Ong
I like how there’s no alternite motive, aliens really just want to make a cool store
It's like an alien with a limited grasp on human culture tried to make these-
Sure...
@@GumSkyloard True.
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Its like an alien with a human voice
I love when a company's tagline sounds like a threat
?
?
What
@@kitikitis What
I like how they finally figured out what humans actually want with the milk and cheese ad, but despite the name of the product being on the package they still chose the weirdest possible way to describe the product.
Except the glitchy millllllllllllllllllllllllllk
Dark matter
****G E S T A T I N G M A M M A L L I Q U I D****
Milk loaf
Sorry, you mean “Millk”
"Nut Free Salted Peanuts"
so just salt, great
Or could be salty penutbutter.
"YES!"
@@randomgirlonline2147 isn’t peanut butter just grinded peanuts?
Salted pea.
Peanuts aren't actually nuts
I like how orange juice basically goes "You consumed our product? Seek help immediately!"
This is exactly what the 1980s told you all the grocery store was gonna be like in the 2020s.
i will buy an entire stock of milk if they made ads like thesr
@@clementpoon120 *gestating mammal liquid
I like how omega mart just dosent know how to make anything safe yet dosent want anybody to die
Well omega mart isn't evil....just seemingly disconnected from the fabric of our reality. It's like if a lovecraftian god tried to run a supermarket based on what it could learn from the memories of insane humans. Oega mart is trying to appear to us in a form our minds can comprehend. There's just some things that don't translate perfectly.
It's still the best deal on glorbox you'll find outside of black friday.
I think it's owned by either Lab Discovera or a Glorbox
(Also, I love your Kirby pfp, so cute!)
@@josukefrthistime and here we are
@@simplenlocal let's meet the ultimate lifeform, specimen ID-F86!
@@josukefrthistime proceeds to unleash multiverse ending alien
The best part about Omega Mart for me is that they don’t necessarily tell you it’s an art project, they leave it up to you to guess that.
WHEAT SQARES
@@sandramilenajimenezcruznice quote.
“Buy tickets now”
Mega _art_
@@aadamcader8764_Mega Art_ indeed
“O-O-O-Omega Mart! You have no idea what’s in-store for you!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'll give you a hint: LOW PRICES!
The cheesiest commercial jingle ever made
OMEGA MEAT 🗣️
@@D_AnthonyForeskin Meat meat meat meat, meat meat meat meat meat meat!
O-O-O-O-OmegaMega Meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat!
The thing that terrifies me is the expanding orange drink- imagine drinking that and it slowly expanding in your stomach
Infinite vitamin C glitch
That better not become a deviantart thing
@@senpaipleasedonothack7709 it definetly will.
No way to avoid that.
I drink Omega Mart Orange Drink regularly and I have no prob--- *BLUUUURRRRGGGGGG*
Welp, the shelves are restocked at Omega Mart!
It may be why it was recalled
I love their little jingle at the end of each commercial
Omega meat! Meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat
I know! I sing along to to it everytime.
Its going to be stuck in my head for a whie
The instrumental is even better
its the only thing normal about this
So that's why dads haven't come back with the milllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk yet
Milllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk
Millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...
...llllllllllllllk
Lemme get it!
Millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk
My Millk in the bag: Millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk
The lemon always makes me chuckle a little- cause it legit gets so scared when they said it would be "carefully disposed of" and it just gets so afraid.
When I first watched the lemon ad I got goosebumps
2:15 Lenny the Lemon! He's a 1-eyed lemon! 2:27 Wait, why's Lenny so nervous? Wait, HEY! MR. HAND, GET OUT OF THERE, YOU'RE SCARING LENNY!!!
Lenny the lemon: hello I exist
Mega mart:please return these lemon and we will carefully dispose of them
Lenny: wait what. HEY NO NO N-
@@irishcailin3570 same
nah man, just a lemon demon reference *the lemon demon song "I've got some falling to do plays*
"That's good news for *my* brittle bones!"
this is actually really funny.
i dont get how people find this scary or unnerving. to me is just so stupid (in a good way) and really funny, all those glitches in reality are so random and they makes me laugh
This is like analog horror.
It’s due so some of the weirdness and the "source" think they use
I'm dying over here 😂😂😂
I think it's because of the dissonance it generates.
ham
In an alternate universe, OmegaMart's products and ads are considered normal while stores like Target and Walmart are the weirdest things on the planet.
probably Omega mart's home universe
@@-catlove64-And a Walmart got switchwd into their universe
Oh god stop it
this would be in the 16th universe
Isn't Wallmart already another dimension?
This is just actual good horror, no jumpscares, just confusion to the point where it gets weird and freaky
The only "jumpscare" is the piggy blowing the party horn for the third time after the Omega Mart jingle started
@@Pol74698 and that is even part of the comedy, not intended to be a genuine scare. I really like the jingle getting 'frustrated' with being interrupted
Yes
poor lemon
@@Pol74698 the lights thing is kinda weird too
I work at omega mart, and whenever I’m at home and I see these ads I just start losing it. 🤣
Are you for real? What’s it like working at a place as cool and as weird as that?
How is it?
YO YOU WORK THERE
I like how they look like commercials from the early 90s
You cannot convince me that ΩmegaMart’s “Wake Up” cleaning spray isn’t the secret antidote to SNL’s “NapTime” spray.
“..this is chloroform.”
funny how i just saw this video after that
It’s the total opposite of Naptime but instead of killing- I mean putting their targets to sleep, they give their targets unlimited energy
IKR THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
@@fuwwymaskedand as a result instantly explode
Wow! The service was great. They said they work 9 days a week
Wow, sounds excellent! ....wait
Hol up-
what happens on the last 2 days?
@@yesty3473 Clearly, they work.
Wow!! So hard working! That's why I love Omega Mart.
So that's why my parents haven't come back with the mammal liquid yet
I love how the premise is just a store, but somethings off, and there’s no jump scares or anything in the horror is just watching the ads looking like normal store ads at first and then they change into something weird and disturbing.
" hey kid want a glorbox?"
"gee I sure do mister!"
no regular conversation ever
every*
he wasn’t ping to say every
The glor box is actually pretty useful for making (]??:=!*^!-
Actually that’s the most regular thing I’ve heard it helps me [[;;[
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the ads are so creepy and weird and i love it, i can imagine people that dont know omega mart is this whole huge thing and just going to their store, i love the concept of omega mart honestly
yeah
I find it funny
You can’t “go to the store” by accident thinking it’s a real store. It’s a big tourist attraction and you have to buy tickets and stuff
@@maddieb.4282yep but they did actually have a store that was just like a real store on the corner and I don’t know if it’s still there, but it was just a store with your products and you don’t have to pay tickets to go in. I watched the video where the people who created it were talking about it and they had to tell people that it wasn’t a regular grocery store because People thought it was when they walked inside😂
I live for weirdness
All ham types from the New Year commercial
3:51 2021: Regular ham
3:57 2032: Ham drink
3:58 Pork capsules
4:00 Floaty ham, or as the aliens call it, HAAAAAAM
4:03 2222/2088 - Ham cubes
4:03 3002/3000: Pig snouts
4:04 Pig in a jar
4:04: 2090 Party ham tube
4:05 2047: Pig meatball
4:05 Pork in a pot
4:05 2082: Human head pork
4:06 3099: Robot pig
4:07 2020: Little party pig
that little party pig was kinda adorable
@@grandmasteryoda2605 Yeah, i thought that too! I still do
新年快乐！
@@ShadeATVAnd It's Also Annoying.
The amazing digital circus song sound in omega mart 3:15
6:15 “And done. No time for it? You’re done!”
Idk why that made me laugh so much lol
Dude I read this comment at that exact part 😂
The fact that this place actually exists besides from being “just a concept” is cool af
And you can actually buy stuff from there now.
But NOW, it's not just a concept: It's your one stop shop for all your shopping wants!
Need clean windows? Buy Dark Matter Spray here at Omega Mart!
Need Mammal Liquid Toast Paint? Buy it here at Omega Mart!
Need Milllllllllllllllllllllllllk? Omega Mart!
I love how we love this commercials more than our modern ads
.
So true LOL
!!Furry detected!!
*You will be disposed of soon*
!!Furry detected!!
*You will be disposed of soon*
If companies would make their commercials enjoyable and worth watching, nobody would be annoyed at a commercial
Wilkins Coffee was so funny
The freakin peanut free salted peanuts got me 😂
"Buy One, Get That One" got me dying😂
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that she called bread "Wheat Squares" 💀💀💀
Don't forget they're individually wrapped!
Sounds like some off brand cereal
did you just confuse wheat squares with bread? smh 😑
gestating mammal liquid
I believe that the Coneheads used to call bread and waffles " Carbo portions"
2:31 i kinda feel bad for the Omega Lemon, i feel like i want one as a pet
Agreed, probably would be like a pet rock but alive. OR WHAT IF THEY JUST ROLLED AROUND
I think thats would be the purpose, the problem is people thinking is just a common lemon, so they probabilly freak out and start to attack so it isn't eaten
@@girosvaldodeskate2214 i feel bad for whorever made omegamart lemonade and didn't use it as a bulding material
Lemondemon
Me too
79 cent emergency clams?
Excellent, i was running out
We now marked it down from ten.
Call that a... NOICE... deal! 😁
Omega Mart!
THIS PART MAKES ME LAUGH 😂
4:18
WHYD YOU JUMPSCARE ME
*VERY LOUD*
And ends your ear drums at full volume and have ear phone
4:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Yeah, what’s omega mart??”
_asks in an omega mart location_
“Located Mobile game ad person”
“Terminating…”
You think they chose to go there?
They're asking because they have no idea what this place is
They just have -Ω braincells
∞mega mart
The dude who accidentally turned himself into a pile of item scanners is both funny and also kinda horrifying
Definitely.
timestamp?
edit: nevermind i found it
the beep is like a flatline too
There's definitely going to be a sensitive nuisance who's gonna comment "Did you just assume their gender?" after they see your comment
@@SirBitesALot101 Nah It's obviously gonna be binary, It's an item scanner!
no matter how much omegemart hurts me, i support them!
Never thought I'd watch a DVD case vomit up metallic sausage while a misterious force flips through an album of sliced lunch meat
There is no way the SCP team is gonna contain that store.
We gotta call in the omega squads for this one
working on it
We have an infinite Ikea, bold of you to asume we can't contain a Mart
It teleports.
It’s somewhere and nowhere at the same time
“It’s gonna be a great 2020!” I know that’s ironic but still
Oh no, it's starting over!
Omega mart Is a weird store
The government kept this a secret that its still 2020. They changed the calendar for that
**3 seconds later**
*GOD DAMN IT CAN YOU NOT MAKE MY EARS BLEED?*
If I buy 1 I get that one? Awful deal.
Okay the pig one celebrating the year 2020 was so cute I want it as a pet.
“Mammal liquid” I’m crying😭😭😭
That pig with the blow thing that makes noise is the cutest thing ever
Until the final blow, I almost leapt out of my skin it was so damn loud.
Yeah it scared the shit outta me
whats at 4:04 tho
@@santy6486 I don’t even know lol
@@santy6486 idk
Why is 'root beer flavoured vape-juice flavoured root beer' seriously the most normal thing here?
Seriously, I feel like I'm watching something directed by Cuthulu Himself
ah yes, cuthulu
@@bloxydude2313 cut him some slack, that’s a confusing-ass name to write
@@danielt.miranda2107 probably because of how it's written
damn, Cthulu be making scary ass shit then
@@adepressedandemoscorpiosho6001 Yes he is
The lemons just like, huh? WHAT! DISPOSED! A-
The low prices add to the extreme abnormality of Omega Mart
"you have no idea what's in store for you" is just such a perfect tagline
“Hey, What are you going to have on your *wheat squares* ?”
“Oh, not really anything special, just *mammal liquid toast paint* .”
“Oh, that’s still cool.”
that’s kinda like in job simulator
Or wheat squares with cracker spackle
mammal liquid wheat square paint*
Honestly, I like my toasted wheat squares with peanut-flavored mammal liquid wheat square paint and strawberry-flavord wheat square sweetening paste.
@@tanto64 mom i need bleach im having a seisure
When I was a kid, my friends and I used to go absoultely wild on the butter frenzy game! We'd save our lunch money at school and head over to omega mart on Saturdays and spend it all. None of our moms ever had to buy butter haha
2:24 the way the lemons eye widens when the text says *disposed of.”
This is like if you mixed a scp with adult swim bumps.
Yeah
*19 dollar pork card, who wants to scratch off the stuff and get meat?*
Or some level in the backrooms
@@yourlocalcorrectidiot927 A Omega Mart like Backroom’s level would be interesting.
Omegamart feels like the SCP foundations first initiative to familiarise safe SCPs to the public.
Class D personnel are recruited for menial tasks such as inventory, clean up, stocking, bagging, rift induction, and micromanaging.
Head Counts are regularly given during meetings and rift inductions. The approximation of staff must be no higher than 100.
5:00 buy one, get that one!
*Feels like if it was made in the 80's.*
I love the fear in the lemon’s face when they say “will be disposed of”
@John Woods lol true
IT WANTS TO LIVE
More like eye
I would buy one for a pet.
Lemon friend.
Omega Mart commercials -- the most culturally enlightening thing currently available on YT...😶
Yes
O-o-o
Omega Mart
You have no idea what is in youtube for you!
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@@fireentertainment5 nice
@@fireentertainment5 it’s gone tho sad
Omega mart is scary but funny at the same time.
gonna start telling british people this is what america is like
This is like an anxiety and schizophrenia test video from an alternate 1985.
0:40 what band class sounds like getting set up
As a former band student, yeah
Exactly!
You mean 4:16 ?
@@PEAQGHHEJHAJHDAJHSDA that too lol
but also just what a middle school band concert
4:09 I love how the pig just inturupts the end of the ad
Omega mart just feels like a store run by aliens, with good intentions for humans, but reality just glitched and we’re in a game
All offers valid except Las Vegas location, however that’s the only Omega Mart location.
In our reality, you mean
For now, at least-I remember hearing they're planning one for Denver soon.
@@carlosramsesgonzalezbustos3915 I think somewhere I've seen that Omega Mart is the #1 supermarket in the worlds
las vegas would definitely be the state that would have a store that sells interdimensional objects
@@DONKFORTRESS6956 las Vegas is a city in Nevada.
"Buy one, get that one..."Genius.
The thing that this is an actual real supermarket chain with the actual products is insane.
We need a full version of the dark matter spray verse
Omega mart without the special characters is “mega art”
Because it’s an art show. The art that infinite times better. Mega art.
@@PantherAusfD1944 there actually 3 omega mart locations. But they are less then "mega" art.
That makes it three times better
Actually, without the special characters, Omega Mart is just not Omega Mart!
2:28 that moment when the "Omega mart brand lemon" starts freaking out
WAIT ASHLEY TAYLOR OMG
@@amoleru yup! She is my fave meguca
@@amoleru also hello fellow magia record fan
@@amoleru whelp I gtg here's my discrord yanderepotato100#7270 bye!
*Lemon Demon moment*
The answer to the question: “What if Tim and Eric directed The Stuff.”
Love how the Lemon Seemed Panicked when it heard it was gonna be Disposed.
The Willie Nelson one genuinely freaked me out. A perfect example of uncanny valley and why people get creeped out by AI trying to appear human.
I'm still wondering how they got Willie Nelson in on this lol?
I didnt even know it had the uncanny valley affect on people lmao, im autistic and not affected so you confused me for a second 😭😭
I love it.
@@thebestfishinthesea I'm sorry?
Never have I, as a person with autism, heard of such bullshit.
Uncanny valley is a natural human reaction to things that look uncannily like humans but not quite. Saying you can't "see it as an autistic person" isn't autism, your brain is somehow lacking pattern recognition, something that is actually strengthened in many people with autism.
Wdym AI? It's literally Willie Nelson and then they use a faceswap filter at the end
The lemon is a refrence to the Burger King pokeball incident
We don’t talk about that here
@AppleErisant As someone born in 2000, I didn't know about the Pokéball recall until now
Yeah, a lot of people on the internet (like me) wouldn’t have been around or old enough at the time, so “no shit Sherlock” really doesn’t apply here, this is useful and new info to I think the bulk of people watching this kind of thing
Is it-?
what is it?
Yesterday, I bought a couple of stuff from omega mart,like deadly water,white spit-flavoured ox blood and Tidme Changjing clock.
This is definitely somewhere Bill Cipher would shop
4:18 scared the crap out of me. But also... HONK
H O N K
*H O N K*
Same
H Ø N K
*honk!*
I wish THESE were the ads TH-cam gives us
I would watch
Me too
Yes
Yeah I hardly ever get these ads,
These Omega Mart, itemlabel and sometimes vat19 ads are the only ones I willingly watch
Thanks for a collection of all of these, since they privated all of these.
The ending of the laundry ad gets me every single time, it's just so stupid and abrupt
The meat one always gets me
@@TheAndromedaGalaxi meat
meat
@@slendrmeme5774 meat
Lol... turns into price guns.
if stores actually advertised their stuff like this i feel like they would be more popular then they already were
lol seriously i think it actually would
some are trying to do something similar, but not as insane, probably cuz they're scared of scaring someone
I really like to think that Omega Mart is like a theater of the absurd only with a pinch of crypto
i love how one of the scenes showed 11 prices being cut with one promises being cut and I instantly noticed the promises before anything else
Their jingle is stuck in my head still. I love it!
GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU STILL CAN, IT'S HOW THEY CONTRO-- O-O-Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for youuu!
@Singularity Point
OMEGA MART LEMON CAN SAVE YOU HERE HAVE IT
@@gorchillatheman-gorilla438
Omega Meat
Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat
@@gorchillatheman-gorilla438 _O-o-o-Omega Mart you have _*_NO IDEA_*_ what's in-store for _*_you!_*
@@jorgejaimes2210 i love it. but 4:18 😂😂😂
Omega mart commercials are the attempts of a compromised AI to keep preserving human culture after a K-Class event.
Edit: I believe I've seen a guy say that before somewhere else but it was missing in this comment section.
that makes... a lot of sense
The app is using iPhone cell data and my money
I really don't think that's the case I'm not saying these videos are bad but half the shit in them is just weird for the sake of being weird is more than likely just another ARG but I do like that concept for an scp an ai that just has to keep human culture going even in its most mundane form like supermarket commercials meanwhile humanity is probably extinct that is a cool idea
@@swiftspooner66 your comment shall be disregarded for your name
@@swiftspooner66 well it’s also weird but cool that it’s an actual attraction.
This is like a definite fun 90's store
I really like how the dark matter comeircal had a different version of the omega mart jingle which im pretty sure is inspired by vaporwave
the millk seems to be the most consistent item in the store. it does the same thing, it appears several times, and it seems to be unchanging
millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…
@@TheGodlyDekaFumoLucy well that's an obnoxiously long handle for just "Lucy"
It’s solitaire milk
And da lemon
1:43 The claw machine just drops the prizes after you grab them? At least that's normal. Seriously that's the most completely normal thing I've seen in this house of horrors.
I can see the frustration in his hands
Thank you for your question
Yes they do that to make them smash the glass and grab the butter eh em i mean hard cream because thats normal
Omega mart without o and m is mega art cuz it's an art place
I was obsessed with this video a lot and introduced this with my friends in amino apps
“This will be a great 2020” is the scariest thing in the whole video
It's actually an attraction to see a surreal like supermarket
Love the recurrimg gag of Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk
2:27 Bro's like "DISPOSED OF???"
This feels like if an advanced AI tried to make a generic retail store
chat gpt be like:
3 stars out of 5
I bought a jar of peanut butter from Omega Mart today. When I opened the jar, I saw a pair of eyes staring at me from the peanut butter. I also bought some breakfast cereal from Omega Mart, and a giant squid jumped out of the box when I opened it.
Why would you want peanut butter without eyes? What's wrong with you?
@@pinkdiamond1847 IDK, it's kinda weird to eat it while it makes _eye contact_ with you.
@@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon yeah but if you can ignore that they eyes add so much flavour.
@Pink Diamond yea especially when you bite into it and you taste blood and peanut butter ☺
@@no-iw1ky aww you're making me hungry
Take my subscription, this is great
"oh oh oh.Ωmega mart
you have no idea what's in-store for you!"🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥