Definitely! Riley talking about how he wanted to shake anybody named Tambourine to death LIKE one would shake a tambourine felt a bit uncalled for though.
Her and Graydon clearly do bits like this together all the time 😂 their jokes are so similar I wouldn’t be surprised if she split her personality and started going by a pseudonym in her next appearance lol. Maybe diggy gets a gf
I feel like a bunch of mother fricking idiots watch Hivemind. WAKE UP! 🤦♂️ Hivemind has been pre written, they are actors not comedians. They are owned the TNT (Turner News Tetworth or something). They can’t be funny, if this was all written for them to say.
JORDAN MENTIONED 🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴 🗣️🗣️🗣️ final four is huge for Jordan representation. The “biblical name” discussions were funny bc the river Jordan is the most omnipresent character throughout the whole Bible, after only God Himself.
I thought the "my dad has a wikipedia page" thing was a bit but the end tag made me realize that she looks bizarrely similar to an actor with the provided name. He was Chuck's dad in Gossip Girl.
As a Hayden every other I’ve met in college is a zyn addicted lacrosse player. Funnily enough Dignan unsuccessfully lobotomized my dog with a lacrosse stick! Great video as always
50:43 Riley saying ”too many vowels” when talking about aidan is so funny because his name literally has the exact same amount of consonants and vowels
Yeah, in a bad way. Graydon is a funny dude. I would have assumed he'd be a "god I HATE couples that do that shit when you're hanging out as a group" type of guy but he's fully immersed in the annoyingness and not stopping it. He loses cool points for this one
@@Polyfusia yeah but theres also definitely a layer of irony to it of them making riley the third wheel and being all couple-y talking about baby names
It's crazy how well eden gels with the demented hivemind sense of humor. Makes you realize how they probably do this kind of schtick outside of the show
One of the first things I remember from when I started watching Hivemind back in 2020 is that I thought Riley was such a sweet name, and now I like it even more Also, judging by this bracket 60% of Hivemind fans are Swedish Edit: my name is Jade :^)
Cant tell what surprised me more: Robert and Jordan making the final four or Henry taking the whole thing, but this was the worst bracket yet! Loved watching every minute!
I think this is the first hivemind video that has made me genuinely mad. Horrendous takes on the names but I loved it when Graydon said my name and time of death
I would firstly like to thank the academy for this award, my beautiful family for their valuable work, and my agent for getting me in the mix for this award to being with. I’m honoured and so proud to be on stage right now, all these years of hard work have been all worth it, and I hope I can inspire the people watching at home to also have a name ❤
44:30 I know a kid named Topher and I went to his birthday party thinking it was going to be a normal house party. It ended up turning into a normal house party and Topher stuck around for all of it. He's wicked at Fortnite
Ethan losing to Gavin is pretty sad, mainly because I’m an Ethan and I know this sketchy, whacky dude named Gavin who looks a lot like me, and sometimes fills in for me when I do things
Theory about Willem Dafoe: I haven't looked this up, but based on random knowledge I have no 2 actors can have the same registered name. For instance John C Reilly has to use the middle initial because a John Reilly has already made films. It's EXTREMELY possible that "William Dafoe" was a pre-existing actor, so to give himself a better chance at standing apart he decided to use Willem.
nah. his dad was also william and he wanted to get some separation in a creative way. there might be some weird thing with the screen actors guild about stage names, but at the same time there are two actresses named michelle williams so there’s clearly not a hard rule
@@nojsimpson Oooooh good sleuthing. I'm glad I looked into Michelle Williams' it seems it depends on whether they are a union actor, in which case they would have to change their credited name. I remembered another famous example is Michael J Fox. However, in the case of Willem you're entirely correct. He didn't want to be known as a "Bill" or "William Jr", god I love talking to people online hahaha
there's also two peyton lists. they were in the same movie at one point, the animated Batman: Hush. The older brown-haired one was around first and registered with SAG first but with a middle name that she doesn't use in credits.
i love hivemind bc they just do whatever the fuck and it's always a good time. i wouldn't watch an hour long names bracket or beverages bracket from any other channel
1:06:50 The fact that every name got its nickname and its longer form except Ben (Benjamin) is a hate crime against me personally (especially since reason for elimination was it was 3 letters)
went into this preemptively disappointed that Willa wouldn't be on there but turned out to be a relief cause y'all's names are getting absolutely flamed
Riley's description of Taylor is shockingly on the money for the Taylor's I've met. Just swap the texan accent for a valley girl accent and he nailed it.
I didnt think Id make it past the first round, the amount of time I've heard "been" and thought it was "ben" will plague me to my death. A constant reminder of thinking Im wanted and realizing Ive made a mistake... im chillin tho
Floopus snubbed
Gluestick snubbed
@@hollysmilyface lest we forget scanner
If it’s not there we riot
no one is named that yet
I thought it was spelled Flupis.
love when riley tries to match graydon's level of dirty humor but then gets too flustered
when am I supposed to stop picturing Diggy grinding
When his genitals get too raw
like do they even know how many appointments ive had to cancel? i havent slept in months
After you take your last breath
never
never, why would you even want to? I've been picturing it for years now
Riley ”third wheel” Savage
I think its john
Eden “Third Wheel” Burke
Grant “fourth wheel” Meeker
If this was a LAST name bracket, we all know Zuzumbazaffodil would crush it
CHILLLL it's just Zuzumba now
1. I think it's hyphenated
2. It's JUST Zazumba now, the Zaffodils are bad apples.
Riley was extra funny in this episode he needs to third wheel more often
that kinda the charm of the show
It's cuz he's competing with Eden for graydons attention
its spelled eden
an easy win for tambourine. the guy deserved it.
Definitely! Riley talking about how he wanted to shake anybody named Tambourine to death LIKE one would shake a tambourine felt a bit uncalled for though.
Nah definitely nepotism for being Dan Marino’s kid
What confuses me is that Tambourine is classically a girl’s name
Tripsy got snubbed sadly
noah and caleb are like THE names i picture hivemind fans would have
ayy
i’m noah
Himildish snubbed
Here I was pooping when I came up with the perfect idea for a video, NATIONAL ANTHEM BRACKET
Bulgaria walks
@@Chaddy1999ong bulgaria sweeps so easily
now i don’t want to stir any drama here, but has anyone ever seen dignan and eden in the same room at the same time?
Incredibly suspicious
Affair?
eden sure does look like diggy a lot
eden is just dignan in olivia rodrigo cosplay
@@chagrin6919 fr
Hannah being a palindrome is a big selling point. Palindromes are cool af.
Her sense of humor fits so well on the show. So impressed each time she's on it. Deadass feels like she's a phantom 4th member lol
Her and Graydon clearly do bits like this together all the time 😂 their jokes are so similar I wouldn’t be surprised if she split her personality and started going by a pseudonym in her next appearance lol. Maybe diggy gets a gf
I feel like a bunch of mother fricking idiots watch Hivemind. WAKE UP! 🤦♂️ Hivemind has been pre written, they are actors not comedians. They are owned the TNT (Turner News Tetworth or something). They can’t be funny, if this was all written for them to say.
@@mocapcow2933 the satirical comments have gone too far this is gonna give me a stroke
She’s the 7th member
To clarify that is Riley, Graydon, Grant, Dignan Durkan, Alex, Eden, And Dignan ZazoombaZaffodil
JORDAN MENTIONED 🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴 🗣️🗣️🗣️ final four is huge for Jordan representation. The “biblical name” discussions were funny bc the river Jordan is the most omnipresent character throughout the whole Bible, after only God Himself.
Traffic for the “Robert Burke” wikipedia page just quintupled
I thought the "my dad has a wikipedia page" thing was a bit but the end tag made me realize that she looks bizarrely similar to an actor with the provided name. He was Chuck's dad in Gossip Girl.
I see my fellow black Hivemind fans did not submit to the survey
Ya I was like "These names have no variety at all"
theres only 3 of us and we each have different names
@@ToasterBrain51702 Bankrol Hayden, Bankrol Graydon, and Bankrol Kaden
They did, they're just all named Dignan
bro not to be weird but idk if that many black people watch this corny ahh channel
what a sweet lovely couple letting eden on the show again
Graydon is definitely in heat rn.
_sighs._ _opens up wattpad_
Why are you like this?
23:45 Eden and Graydon having the same exact reaction kills me
holy shit
So cute omgg
they are the perfect power couple
When is the funeral then
@lorenzo3119 plz stop that lorenzo, totally NOT funny.
"Caleb just couldn't be a biblical name-" ...who's gonna tell him
tried to do a kiss count but fucked a cup of water instead
gunna…? 🥺
(I did)
i fucked the ink
@@MegaRekless young thug
(i did)
As a Hayden every other I’ve met in college is a zyn addicted lacrosse player. Funnily enough Dignan unsuccessfully lobotomized my dog with a lacrosse stick! Great video as always
Best video on TH-cam since "Guess the Rapper from the Fiverr Impression (with ericdoa)" by HIVEMIND
Unfortunately the first edition was 1000x better thanks to Ariana grandes venti latte and Rihanna’s Yerba mate
Most overrated moment of all time. It wasn't even close to funny bro@@Thirteenhomes161
Best video since HIVEMIND limited dropped "Guess your Bone from the Fracture (with dan crenshaw)"
i love when eden is in a video
I’m from Essex and when they do the love island voices it’s like I’m watching everyone I know having a conversation at once
e sex? you live in my trauma?
I'm pretty sure I could see their skin tones shifting to a more tanned colour and also their teeth seemed to become more white and clear.
As someone who is also from Essex it cracks me up when they do Love Island voices because they really imitate the cringe, drawn out accent so well 😩🤣
bro the queen really fucked you guys over naming ur city e-sex
49:50 Riley's instant regret is the funniest thing I've seen since 2001
Had a bully in elementry school named nick. Honestly been tempted to show up at his house with a golf club in the middle of the night
do it
honestly go for it
Every Nick I know are my friend's ex-boyfriends
pitching wedge or putter?
@@ShivamMeTimbershas to be a 3 wood
50:43 Riley saying ”too many vowels” when talking about aidan is so funny because his name literally has the exact same amount of consonants and vowels
A little shocked that 32 of the 64 names were Dignan. Thought that names deserved a better chance to win
I know, it should’ve have been more like 50 Dignans.
I'm slowly realizing we all know different people
I love Smosh guys , they have such a good chemistry
This isn’t Smosh
@Obi-hl1ym you're right... it's Good Mythical Morning
?? Are you on the wrong channel? This is cheech and chong
On a second look, this looks more like NFR podcast
@@me8058 none of these people are as hot as Ant. but that's unfair because no one is as hot as Ant
The PDA in this episode is crazy
Yeah, in a bad way. Graydon is a funny dude. I would have assumed he'd be a "god I HATE couples that do that shit when you're hanging out as a group" type of guy but he's fully immersed in the annoyingness and not stopping it. He loses cool points for this one
@@Polyfusiai get not liking pda but this comment makes you seem like such a loser omg
@@Polyfusia yeah but theres also definitely a layer of irony to it of them making riley the third wheel and being all couple-y talking about baby names
@@Polyfusiahe literally does a misogyny bit whenever eden's on the show. what the fuck do you mean.
@@Polyfusia You seem like a miserable person
imagine eden with a low taper fade
That'd be so sick
Lmfaooo
lmfao
the way riley moves reminds me of a muppet
i read this while at 1:13:04 lmao
jaundice snubbed
John is actually short for Johndice
We need more British Eden on the show.
I can’t believe you chose quadratic formula as the best first name
hey
not even THE quadratic formula, just the words "quadratic formula" unexpected win but I'm honestly here for it
Tbf he does make good music and good fifa videos
Right? quadinka formula doesn't roll off the tongue for me
edens love island impression is one of the greatest things ive heard on a hivemind vid😭
the love island impressions bit is a new personal favourite
Eden is at LEAST a top 4 Hivemind guest
tbh number 2 behind Katie
Nah quad is 1 @@greysonholtz
okay, i admit it, hearing the hive-crew say my name gets me all porked up😮😅😅😅
they do say ok a lot 🥺♥️
i feel like a puppy when it’s owner finally comes back from work
i just know some bullshit like clarence is gonna win
You weren't wrong
@@confusedowl297 say that to my face coward
40:50 My name didn’t even make the bracket and I still caught heat
i'm British and think eden's british accent is very accurate to how a lot of people i wish i didn't know sound
It's crazy how well eden gels with the demented hivemind sense of humor. Makes you realize how they probably do this kind of schtick outside of the show
Caleb is literally biblical lol
Amen brother
I was thinking the same thing
Tell me about it
Still a shit name tho
@@calebvegaalol
One of the first things I remember from when I started watching Hivemind back in 2020 is that I thought Riley was such a sweet name, and now I like it even more
Also, judging by this bracket 60% of Hivemind fans are Swedish
Edit: my name is Jade :^)
next bracket idea: do the same thing with the least popular names that were submitted
48:33 is a certified riley heater
Cant tell what surprised me more: Robert and Jordan making the final four or Henry taking the whole thing, but this was the worst bracket yet! Loved watching every minute!
Another excellent episode of the 'Eden Burke Music Show'! Excited for the next one!
I don’t listen to rap so I don’t understand the bracket choice hate but i’m like 5 minutes into this one and I finally understand the frustration…
very confused how Gabriel made it on the list and Katie/Kate didn't.... the Love Island bit killed me! Also loved the sing-along moments
As an Aiden, the disrespect is completely justified
Bad day for us Aidens 😔
At least we got the correct spelling. We take our crumbs 🥹
Good day for me
@@aidenbw5939 that’s because every other spelling is somehow worse
Real
40:31 hearing graydon say this just warms my heart
I think this is the first hivemind video that has made me genuinely mad. Horrendous takes on the names but I loved it when Graydon said my name and time of death
39:28 I had the (dis)pleasure of naming myself, so I am legally "Mikey". Not Michael, but Mikey. Thank you Riley, for cementing my insecurities!
@embermist3910 dude thank you, that's genuinely appreciated 🫂
i named my gecko mikey if that helps
i love watching reth and link
meth and link
cleft and rink
the debate over whether my deadname is a good name or not is so trippy for me
Hivemind getting a wedding ring company sponsorship, Eden on for a first names bracket, when’s the engagement announcement coming
3:31 wondering how intentional the targeting was
They’re not doing a last names bracket cause Dignan’s insecure about not having one
what happened to Zizumbazafodil
@@MegaReklessjust zazoomba, we don’t talk about the rest
@@MegaReklesshe got beef with the zazoombas too know so he got rid of the whole thing
He changed his name from Dunlap to {•*@&-£ after entering witness protection
@@MegaReklesschill! it's just zazumba now
as a Frank, I appreciate the representation
Glad my name wasn’t in the top 64.
It will be once I’ve completed my mission though.
Oh goodness there bud
That gage comment is so accurate (I've met a gage and he sucks)
I would firstly like to thank the academy for this award, my beautiful family for their valuable work, and my agent for getting me in the mix for this award to being with. I’m honoured and so proud to be on stage right now, all these years of hard work have been all worth it, and I hope I can inspire the people watching at home to also have a name ❤
congrats on the win henry
hi fellow henry
hello fellow himry
we did it Henrys
your name sucks, henry.
edens pseudonym moment is biblical
this one solidified Eden as tied with Quad for my favorite guest shes just so fucking funny!
40:18 graydon singing me and Michael by Labi Siffre made my day
tried to do a kiss count but lost track
Can’t believe I just watched an hour of Graydon 3rd wheeling 😭
graydon??
44:30 I know a kid named Topher and I went to his birthday party thinking it was going to be a normal house party. It ended up turning into a normal house party and Topher stuck around for all of it. He's wicked at Fortnite
checks out
04:56 very funny how caleb is unironically a biblical name
As opposed to all the ironic biblical names
Ethan losing to Gavin is pretty sad, mainly because I’m an Ethan and I know this sketchy, whacky dude named Gavin who looks a lot like me, and sometimes fills in for me when I do things
I know a set of twins named Ethan and Gavin and IMO ethan is the cooler one so keep your head up high
I’ve only ever met one Henry, and he is fucking awesome
Theory about Willem Dafoe:
I haven't looked this up, but based on random knowledge I have no 2 actors can have the same registered name. For instance John C Reilly has to use the middle initial because a John Reilly has already made films. It's EXTREMELY possible that "William Dafoe" was a pre-existing actor, so to give himself a better chance at standing apart he decided to use Willem.
nah. his dad was also william and he wanted to get some separation in a creative way. there might be some weird thing with the screen actors guild about stage names, but at the same time there are two actresses named michelle williams so there’s clearly not a hard rule
@@nojsimpson Oooooh good sleuthing. I'm glad I looked into Michelle Williams' it seems it depends on whether they are a union actor, in which case they would have to change their credited name. I remembered another famous example is Michael J Fox.
However, in the case of Willem you're entirely correct. He didn't want to be known as a "Bill" or "William Jr", god I love talking to people online hahaha
Which makes me think Samuel L Jackson sounds so much more elegant than Samuel Jackson
there's also two peyton lists. they were in the same movie at one point, the animated Batman: Hush. The older brown-haired one was around first and registered with SAG first but with a middle name that she doesn't use in credits.
This is the greatest day of my life
Eden killed it on this episode
Most biblical hivemind episode
graydon's gonna be voting a name just because it's a famous person he likes
i love hivemind bc they just do whatever the fuck and it's always a good time. i wouldn't watch an hour long names bracket or beverages bracket from any other channel
Hivemind fans’ bank details bracket when?
imagine if robert burke was your dad and now you’re dating dignan
we need more Eden content what a queen
this was the first video i showed to my buddy alex.
good going guys you really ticked him off
I get that quadeca isn't that common of a name but did they really have to trash on it for that long?
Who is quadeca? Do you mean quadamentia
1:06:50 The fact that every name got its nickname and its longer form except Ben (Benjamin) is a hate crime against me personally (especially since reason for elimination was it was 3 letters)
there was jake instead of jacob
JAKERS IS SO GOOD the honey butter rolls slay eden is so based
Caught me so off guard to hear about jakers, I was completely zoned out while on shrooms and now it’s confirmed that they’re gangstalking me
Did not know dignan and eden were together before watching this, when he pet her hair out of nowhere i was momentarily questioning reality
love watching hivemind while eating rocks
The problem with this video for me is I've met too many terrible people to the point where every single name pisses me the fuck off.
Even Matthew?
Thank you, Riley 🙏 9:07
Insane
As a latin american I was thinking the fucking same, the Y spelling bothers me so much
went into this preemptively disappointed that Willa wouldn't be on there but turned out to be a relief cause y'all's names are getting absolutely flamed
FINALLY EDEN'S BACK
Riley's description of Taylor is shockingly on the money for the Taylor's I've met. Just swap the texan accent for a valley girl accent and he nailed it.
4:55 what’s funny is that Caleb is a pretty well known guy from the Old Testament of the Bible
putting the name charlie in lime green before brat is elite psychic ability
caleb is literally a biblical name 😭
I'm impressed that they didn't know that. Frankly, it's a little creepy that you do.
@@seangarner2687 byproduct of being raised in a very religious community lmao
@@binomial6473 Excuses! Be better
@@seangarner2687 Since when is it creepy to have read parts of the most famous book ever 💀
I didnt think Id make it past the first round, the amount of time I've heard "been" and thought it was "ben" will plague me to my death. A constant reminder of thinking Im wanted and realizing Ive made a mistake... im chillin tho