I actually time travelled here directly after watching the last video, 3 weeks ago and 4 days, because I just couldn't wait for the next video. In fact, I am getting my next jump ready for when this video ends, so I can go watch your next one.
@@theonlyenicfanever5346 Cautionary reasons. I can only go forward a month at a time. I need to give the machine time to cool down while watching the video. I need to check to see if my brothers or anything needs me to do anything real quick. Just a bunch of little reasons.
A fellow time traveler, what year? I'm from 2326 in the old Gregorian calendar, or 126AG. They recently lifted the law against openly declaring yourself a time traveler since most here just think your crazy anyways. We've been lobbying for awhile it's nice to see that change it was always illogical, but we still shouldn't share our knowledge of the future although it won't effect us, but it can change their timeline. Of course there's the second part of the new law but if your from my time you already know that.
i am time traveler from the year 3023 and there is robot alien hybrids take over the world and people have to hide under antarctica to not get detected by the robot alien hybrids and get killed
I feel like the non-time travel explanation for Van Helton was that he had a really average face and just knew what events there were people who looked really similar to him and just furthered the time travel idea by pulling off other assorted things that would make him seem like a time traveler he probably found people who looked similar to him in history books as a kid, or someone said he had a familiar face a lot which led to him finding look-alikes in books and he built his character around that
My dude, you're a gem of a comedian~!! And i love how you provide after thoughts/debunks on most of them as well! There was this other time traveller named John Titor and i really think his case was the most fascinating!
Yeah, Suzuha-, I mean John Titor. He said that if we change something in the past such as killing a person, you'll be shifted to a worldline where that person doesn't exist.
I heard it’s “technically” possible to jump into the future. All you need (apparently) is a ship that is able to go faster than the speed of light and do a round trip from Pluto and back. When you get back to earth, years would have passed on earth where as for you, it would have been 6 months (I don’t know the conversion).
Hey Dan, last night I was watching your videos on my tv. The internet mysteries one, I was scared as shit cause I have a window right next to me. But your funny attitude and the word you use made me laugh and grow some balls. Thanks bro! Keep up the good work.
It’s simple stuff but if i could time travel i would want to: 1. Meet Bob Ross 2. Meet James Gandolfini 3. Stop Paulette Bourgeois from making Franklin the Turtle
I'm hardly an expert, but I'm familiar with the concept of time dilation as a natural phenomenon. In physics, differences in velocity or potential gravity between two positions will cause time to pass faster or slower relative to the observer. The classic example of time dilation that most folks will probably know is a thought experiment involving twins. One twin departs on a round-trip into space, traveling at near-lightspeed for a few years while their sibling stays on earth. When the traveler returns, they've only aged the few short years needed for the trip while their earthbound twin has aged a great many years due to the siblings' tremendous relative difference in velocity. But, to explain this better would mean a distinct lack of bitches in one's life. Unless one can explain it so well that bitches praise them for their theoretical prowess and teaching acumen.
Thank you so much, trying to watch this at night and you just woke up my whole neighbourhood in like 4 minutes with these ptsd-like induced demonic screaming
While I know they are just a sponsor, I’m sincerely unsatisfied with dr.squatch products. The claim of their soap making you smell great is absolute blasphemy. The only thing good about this soap is it’s pretty much chemical free. NONE of the scents actually smell good. NONE of the scents last after getting out of the shower. The best way I can explain the smell of this soap? Grass and playdoh. That’s exactly what this stuff smells like.
If you can truly time travel to the past, there must be insanely tight regulations because there exists literally no good evidence that such a thing exists, and if it does it exist, it's here.
At 3:11, that's me, and yes I was time traveling. I was just trying to find some vintage furniture and accessories to outfit my Brooklyn Brownstone, and of course I bought some clothing and a vintage camera to add to my collection.
I discovered your channel over the weekend. been binge watching since then and no homo but I really want to be your friend, you got jokes for days man i love it. Keep up the great vids!
sup dantavius , I'm just commenting to let you know that Tamanrasset , is actually a real city located in South Algeria ( Saharan dessert ) and the writing is probably amazigh which is the second language used in ther after Arabic , however I don't know if they actually use the writing system in passport.
Something about time travel just seems impossible. The concept, the methods, the ideas… they’re valid but the past and future, especially the past, seem out of reach. Only the soon-to-be present will hold the answer to it’s accessibility.
Traveling at a high rate of speed will make you travel to the future. It’s not only a proven theory but it’s been accomplished already by astronauts. Going back into time is another story.
The guy with the nutrient pill got that straight from a Garfield comic, where Garfield sleeps for 20 years and wakes up in the future only to find there is no more lasagna, only nutrient pills.
The footage of the Philadelphia Experiment is stunning D. You really went the extra mile for us on this video. It was that last mile that finally killed off this nearly immortal, young genius.. RIP buddy. Cool Rickroll😂
You have plenty of holes in the man from Taured story, the country where he claimed his was on the map is a country called Andorra 🇦🇩. It's a small country in between Spain and France, about 100km northwest of Barcelona. Then when authorities escorted him to a hotel/holding room about 15 plus floors up with guards outside the door the whole night only to find the room and his belongings gone by morning and no signs of tampering in the morning
I wish we could travel back in 1935 to prevent people from introducing cane toads in Australia. For anyone questioning why, just look up cane toad invasion in Australia and you'll see what I mean
The hipster is probably a dude from Montreal, I have seen a video talking about him. Is jersey was a Maroons Jersey, a hockey team in Montreal. So that’s why he got something write in it and it’s not supposed. And he got some kind of welder glasse so it’s probably a dude from Montreal who work as a welder there
The thing that always weirds me out about those two cases where people look like they're talking on cellphones is that it looks like there's no cellphone, which makes sense but that makes it look like they're miming a cellphone call which makes no sense because you wouldn't pretend to hold a cellphone if cellphones don't exist. I guess the hearing aid thing explains it though, at least in the first case. The second case looks different though because her hand is by her cheek, not her ear. Like she's pretending to use a smart phone. Maybe she had an itch & got distracted so she just forgot to put her hand down for a moment? I definitely don't believe either case but it's interesting how convincing they look.
You freaking mentioned the year 3000 and now I'm listening to Busted again, who I haven't heard from since like 2005. We drove in a time machine, like one in a film I've seen I've been to the year 3000 Not much has changed, but they live underwater And you're great great great grand-daughter..is pretty fine She's pretty fine
It is said that Franklin traveled back in time once, where he saved a boy who was drowning. That boy was no other than Schmitler himself. That proves Franklin does evil deeds even when trying to do good things. Man I hate Franklin.
dantavius you are underrated af and also I think theres something you might like go search "qubo's last minutes on air" it will show one part of franklin the turtle getting shot
Obama was the worst president in history. Everything has gone down hill since he was elected. If he is a time traveler I wish he’d travel to Jupiter and stay
Not only were Hutton and Brandt time travellers, but they also apparently changed their identity to become the comedy duo Laurel and Hardy 16:24 Scandal!
"They worked on a secret government project called Project Pegasus, who's purpose was to teleport people to Mars." Has no one played Doom? We know what happens when you mix Mars and teleportation!
13:45 This is the plot of "The Dead Past" by Isaac Asimov. The line between "cool machine to look into the past" and "the erasure of privacy as a concept" is whether or not you set the machine to look into 0.1 seconds into the past.
The Mike Tyson fight is a Japanese camera that is also well known and the girl isn't talking on a cell phone it isn't known what's in her hand but she is talking to the person next to her
I can deep on all of these it's so funny that people don't actually think about these things because every one of them is explainable the Charlie Chaplin lady Is using an old school hearing aid
Exactly lol I'd love to believe in time travel because it's cool as shit but it's either we can only travel into the future or it doesn't exist cause no time travel story honestly has much merit sadly.
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Man I sure miss Dantavius. He weirdly died right after this video was uploaded under mysterious circumstances. Rest in peace man we’ll all miss you
I heard he whacked himself with 3 shots to the back of the head.
R.I.P Dantavius
The Police says he committed suicide with 4 bullet holes to the back of the head and 3 on the chest
I'm still alive bro, I have so much GFuel in my bloodstream that I literally cannot die
@@moon_wei don't forget the one in the leg
I actually time travelled here directly after watching the last video, 3 weeks ago and 4 days, because I just couldn't wait for the next video. In fact, I am getting my next jump ready for when this video ends, so I can go watch your next one.
Why don’t you just go forwards a year or so and watch them all?
Can i join
@@theonlyenicfanever5346 Cautionary reasons. I can only go forward a month at a time. I need to give the machine time to cool down while watching the video. I need to check to see if my brothers or anything needs me to do anything real quick. Just a bunch of little reasons.
I better see you on the next video
Holy shit dude, I'm from the future, 38 Minutes to be exact!
I am a time traveler and can confirm Dantavius is still making iceberg videos.
Please dear time traveler, can you confirm whether or not he makes an Arby's iceberg video??
@@AwesomeAusten he will not sadly
Bro was right💀
A fellow time traveler, what year? I'm from 2326 in the old Gregorian calendar, or 126AG.
They recently lifted the law against openly declaring yourself a time traveler since most here just think your crazy anyways. We've been lobbying for awhile it's nice to see that change it was always illogical, but we still shouldn't share our knowledge of the future although it won't effect us, but it can change their timeline.
Of course there's the second part of the new law but if your from my time you already know that.
@@LisaAnn777 Thank you for such insight fellow traveler. From now on I will stray from sharing my future insight.
Every time dan posts my day gets 100 times better.
same
So happy coming out of work and seeing his upload
i am time traveler from the year 3023 and there is robot alien hybrids take over the world and people have to hide under antarctica to not get detected by the robot alien hybrids and get killed
But 0*100 is still 0
@@Marquis-Sade that’s why he 🧢
Every time dan uploads you know it’s going to be a banger
True
I completely agree
sometimes it can get a little Dubious though
Ehhhh, the cecil hotel video was shit idk
Like your mom.💀
I feel like the non-time travel explanation for Van Helton was that he had a really average face and just knew what events there were people who looked really similar to him and just furthered the time travel idea by pulling off other assorted things that would make him seem like a time traveler
he probably found people who looked similar to him in history books as a kid, or someone said he had a familiar face a lot which led to him finding look-alikes in books and he built his character around that
It feels like a really elaborate joke
@@ironwraith852 this
More like those are old family photos...
@@A_Black_Sheep94 true
Bro open a history book and say "This is literally me"
I feel like the most damning part against time travelers talking on their phone is that they'd have no signal.
obviously they took the cell-towers with them, and all the cables in the ground too, and everything else required for a phone signal. Simple really.
Don't forget the satellites
Ive never thought about this
@@Georges_IV same lmao
I think they have a special setting on their phone for retaining connection to present communications systems.
My dude, you're a gem of a comedian~!! And i love how you provide after thoughts/debunks on most of them as well! There was this other time traveller named John Titor and i really think his case was the most fascinating!
Titor was a hoax made up by a computer scientist and his brother from florida, made up for a book deal.
Andrew Bastiago
Everyone knows John
@@blackdynamite_5470 who?
Yeah, Suzuha-, I mean John Titor. He said that if we change something in the past such as killing a person, you'll be shifted to a worldline where that person doesn't exist.
I heard it’s “technically” possible to jump into the future. All you need (apparently) is a ship that is able to go faster than the speed of light and do a round trip from Pluto and back. When you get back to earth, years would have passed on earth where as for you, it would have been 6 months (I don’t know the conversion).
Bruh, all you gotta do is jump & no matter what you'll be at least a second or two in the future when ya land
@@rodjohnson6408 I travelled one second into the future while reading your post. And you have travelled 5 months into the future since you posted it.
@@Logan_Baronhow’s 2 months from now doing?
Just use a black hole, park next to it and wait for time dilation to kick in, and boom, the universe evolves before your very eyes
I discovered this channel recently and can’t stop watching it, keep up the good work man!
Same
I love when he describes how the humans look different in his time, while he looks like us from our time lol
Me going back in time to give Helen Keller a 900mg edible👺
I think the hipster was confirmed to just be a hockey player which explains the drip and that the logo on his shirt was the logo of the local team.
Oh that makes sense lol. Still ahead of his time haha
Fun fact: We are all technically traveling through time. I travelled about 20 seconds typing this comment.
I love when Dantavius makes a mom joke.
jokes? damn...I figured he knows my mom.
Your mom also made a joke /j
Joe mama
Hey Dan, last night I was watching your videos on my tv. The internet mysteries one, I was scared as shit cause I have a window right next to me. But your funny attitude and the word you use made me laugh and grow some balls. Thanks bro! Keep up the good work.
"If you're a fan of me, you probably smell like $#/+"
That's HYSTERICAL!!!! I am going to be laughing about that for HOURS!!°!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s simple stuff but if i could time travel i would want to:
1. Meet Bob Ross
2. Meet James Gandolfini
3. Stop Paulette Bourgeois from making Franklin the Turtle
LMAO
why do you wanna stop franklin the turtle
Is this the first dantavious video you watched?
@@yoda5167 yes
@@alecrutz956 watch more of his videos and you’ll understand the reference
@@alecrutz956 he basically really genuinely hates Franklin, idk why tho he's never elaborated and I never heard of the show before his channel
your probably my favorite content creator. i love seeing you get the attention you deserve.
This is one of the best videos I’ve ever watched. Thank you dantavius
I'm hardly an expert, but I'm familiar with the concept of time dilation as a natural phenomenon. In physics, differences in velocity or potential gravity between two positions will cause time to pass faster or slower relative to the observer. The classic example of time dilation that most folks will probably know is a thought experiment involving twins. One twin departs on a round-trip into space, traveling at near-lightspeed for a few years while their sibling stays on earth. When the traveler returns, they've only aged the few short years needed for the trip while their earthbound twin has aged a great many years due to the siblings' tremendous relative difference in velocity. But, to explain this better would mean a distinct lack of bitches in one's life. Unless one can explain it so well that bitches praise them for their theoretical prowess and teaching acumen.
u ok there?
Okay so I wasn’t the only one who’s heard of that theory lol
@@User71956 Bitches are in this theory?
Great content as usual, but I’m surprised you didn’t include John Titor in this list
It’s great day whenever Dan uploads
Mad props for making a 23 minute time traveling video and not bringing up the Simpsons for 22 minutes of it!
my mom randomly getting roasted always gets me for some reason lmao
Holy cow YES I would love a deep dive into the Philadelphia experiment
Thank you so much, trying to watch this at night and you just woke up my whole neighbourhood in like 4 minutes with these ptsd-like induced demonic screaming
While I know they are just a sponsor, I’m sincerely unsatisfied with dr.squatch products. The claim of their soap making you smell great is absolute blasphemy. The only thing good about this soap is it’s pretty much chemical free. NONE of the scents actually smell good. NONE of the scents last after getting out of the shower. The best way I can explain the smell of this soap? Grass and playdoh. That’s exactly what this stuff smells like.
So he was describing he smelled delicious but more like a hippie in the woods.. 😂
As a Dallas fan, I hope to god we get Barron. The Slovenian brothers would be an insane duo 🇸🇮
Slovenia is Serbia
I feel like if someone was actually a time traveler they wouldn’t want to be noticed or caught.
Agreed, why would you tell anyone lol telling anyone would ensure the government came and talked at you lol and WHY would anyone want that.
If you can truly time travel to the past, there must be insanely tight regulations because there exists literally no good evidence that such a thing exists, and if it does it exist, it's here.
At 3:11, that's me, and yes I was time traveling. I was just trying to find some vintage furniture and accessories to outfit my Brooklyn Brownstone, and of course I bought some clothing and a vintage camera to add to my collection.
Thank you daddytavius
🙏
Yo??
go go GA GA 😎
The camera in the Tyson fight was shown to be a Japanese camcorder
I discovered your channel over the weekend. been binge watching since then and no homo but I really want to be your friend, you got jokes for days man i love it. Keep up the great vids!
Thank Goodness. I been clicking on your channel everyday for the last month waiting for a new video!!! These are always bangerz!!!
sup dantavius , I'm just commenting to let you know that Tamanrasset , is actually a real city located in South Algeria ( Saharan dessert ) and the writing is probably amazigh which is the second language used in ther after Arabic , however I don't know if they actually use the writing system in passport.
What would happen in a time paradox? Like it'll be weird that the world just disappears.
Something about time travel just seems impossible. The concept, the methods, the ideas… they’re valid but the past and future, especially the past, seem out of reach. Only the soon-to-be present will hold the answer to it’s accessibility.
All it takes is figuring out how to bend space time fabric 😅🫠
Traveling at a high rate of speed will make you travel to the future. It’s not only a proven theory but it’s been accomplished already by astronauts. Going back into time is another story.
The guy with the nutrient pill got that straight from a Garfield comic, where Garfield sleeps for 20 years and wakes up in the future only to find there is no more lasagna, only nutrient pills.
Thats hilarious 😂
wouldn’t be a good dantavius video without getting rickrolled
2:11 if dantavius taught high school
I really love this guy's relationship with Ohio. It's a reoccuring gag and I love it.
The footage of the Philadelphia Experiment is stunning D. You really went the extra mile for us on this video. It was that last mile that finally killed off this nearly immortal, young genius.. RIP buddy. Cool Rickroll😂
You have plenty of holes in the man from Taured story, the country where he claimed his was on the map is a country called Andorra 🇦🇩. It's a small country in between Spain and France, about 100km northwest of Barcelona. Then when authorities escorted him to a hotel/holding room about 15 plus floors up with guards outside the door the whole night only to find the room and his belongings gone by morning and no signs of tampering in the morning
I miss the old days of TH-cam when these were everywhere. I knew all but two of these so much nostalgia.
Dans content never fails to make my day better ngl
Bro, I like your videos before I even watch them because I know they’re gonna be that good!
Dan is peak content prove me wrong
1930s woman talking on a flip phone using what cell towers to provide her with cell service? Hmmm 🤔.
😮😂😅
I wish we could travel back in 1935 to prevent people from introducing cane toads in Australia. For anyone questioning why, just look up cane toad invasion in Australia and you'll see what I mean
bro i searched them up, why do they look perpetually pissed off
@@Badookum Believe me, I've been asking myself the same question since my childhood.
You go back to 35 and that’s the only thing you can think changing ??? 🤔
😮😂😅
I was skeptical about this video topic but Danti man makes every video a fun journey.
The hipster is probably a dude from Montreal, I have seen a video talking about him. Is jersey was a Maroons Jersey, a hockey team in Montreal. So that’s why he got something write in it and it’s not supposed. And he got some kind of welder glasse so it’s probably a dude from Montreal who work as a welder there
And I’m from Montreal, we got all kind of people, maybe he was really ahead of our time and don’t give a damn about opinion too hahaha
Dude went to the year 3000, and still didn't let nobody know that their great great grandaughter was fine.
Dantavius is the funniest person I know love this man💜🗿
The pictures of Vin Halton through out history are all clearly different people . He didn't even try to find a doppelganger
In the past year, I’ve only had genuine laughter from this channel and nothing else
Do a video on the USS Liberty next!!!
your the one youtuber who i will actually watch the sponsor segment for
The thing that always weirds me out about those two cases where people look like they're talking on cellphones is that it looks like there's no cellphone, which makes sense but that makes it look like they're miming a cellphone call which makes no sense because you wouldn't pretend to hold a cellphone if cellphones don't exist.
I guess the hearing aid thing explains it though, at least in the first case. The second case looks different though because her hand is by her cheek, not her ear. Like she's pretending to use a smart phone. Maybe she had an itch & got distracted so she just forgot to put her hand down for a moment? I definitely don't believe either case but it's interesting how convincing they look.
She's likely holding a thin wallet or purse and talking to the people around her.
Guy travels in time, gets bombed, leaves the lens cap on, and then shits his pants. Are we sure this isn't an obscure Kurt Vonnegut short story?
Today is George Jetson's birthday
I love when the adds play and say, “Do not skip this video because…”. I’m like, “Thanks for reminding me”.
You freaking mentioned the year 3000 and now I'm listening to Busted again, who I haven't heard from since like 2005.
We drove in a time machine, like one in a film I've seen
I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed, but they live underwater
And you're great great great grand-daughter..is pretty fine
She's pretty fine
The year 3000!???
@@KingSolomon1111 Triple-breasted women swim around town
Totally naked!
We've been to the year 3000?
The thing about the cell phones in the past is that they wouldn't even work lol
It is said that Franklin traveled back in time once, where he saved a boy who was drowning. That boy was no other than Schmitler himself.
That proves Franklin does evil deeds even when trying to do good things. Man I hate Franklin.
how'd you know
dantavius you are underrated af
and also I think theres something you might like
go search "qubo's last minutes on air" it will show one part of franklin the turtle getting shot
Idk if y’all know this but time travel was actually invented and perfected by the staff of The Simpsons - the cartoon itself is a coverup/psyop
I so called it
Rip Tandavius
obamas last name is care
Obama was the worst president in history. Everything has gone down hill since he was elected. If he is a time traveler I wish he’d travel to Jupiter and stay
Not only were Hutton and Brandt time travellers, but they also apparently changed their identity to become the comedy duo Laurel and Hardy 16:24
Scandal!
"They worked on a secret government project called Project Pegasus, who's purpose was to teleport people to Mars."
Has no one played Doom? We know what happens when you mix Mars and teleportation!
13:45 This is the plot of "The Dead Past" by Isaac Asimov. The line between "cool machine to look into the past" and "the erasure of privacy as a concept" is whether or not you set the machine to look into 0.1 seconds into the past.
If they truly were time travelers why didnt they go to Stephen Hawking's party?
I attended, but was also testing out my invisibility and muting tech.
The always sunny theme gradually speeding up before every segment is beyond hilarious 🤣
9:00 plot twist he's immortal but gets amnesia every couple of decades
I could definitely imagine you becoming a sort of reverse flash type guy, going black in time to make Franklins life a living hell.
Not sure how I ran into your videos but man am I glad I did .. good stuff bro keep it up !!
dantavius is the best chill youtuber, whenever he posts, my gets a little bit better
I always love the new content man.
I have a dozen of your videos as a background playlist and adding to it is always nice.
Great vid you should do a Alien one that covers all UFO crash/Sightings 👽
I just smoked a piece of floor mat and now my ears wont stop ringing
1:34 "Hello it's me Muriel. I finally arrived in the past and I'm ready to kill that bastard Hitler!"
Me:😂😂
7:01 he also found that dogs and cats were living together. Truly a godforsaken place
The Mike Tyson fight is a Japanese camera that is also well known and the girl isn't talking on a cell phone it isn't known what's in her hand but she is talking to the person next to her
I can deep on all of these it's so funny that people don't actually think about these things because every one of them is explainable the Charlie Chaplin lady Is using an old school hearing aid
Exactly lol I'd love to believe in time travel because it's cool as shit but it's either we can only travel into the future or it doesn't exist cause no time travel story honestly has much merit sadly.
Yess i always get a dopamine kick if i see a new video from you always interesting and high quality
I’ve never herd of this dude or seen him but my man you had me subscribed in 3:56 seconds good job
Surprised I haven't found your channel earlier. Good stuff man, glad I found it :)
Just discovered your channel, and im addicted already
Please make a video on the Philadelphia Experiment!
2:11 when teachers in my school see us using our phone
Thanks for making another banger
I have a time travel machine right now that lets me see all sorts of famous events from the past, TH-cam…..
Hey!You! Who told you you could time travel in my neighborhood? - that’s this guy’s accent.
hell yeah you uploaded this at the perfect time for me and i’m early as hell thanks lord dantavius
this is the first vid ive watched of yours and i subbed so fast 😂your hilarious!
Finally new dantavius
i thought all of the stories were pure trash but damn Dantavius shitting on everyone was the besttt!!!
Imma need you to pump out more videos chief, and where can I get the Dantavius merch