{YTP} ~ Jaunt Ron
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Alarm Copter ( / alarmcopter ) has probably waited the longest for his video. Here you go, good sir. Oh, and also everyone else who has been waiting for me to make a JonTron video. And also everyone who's been waiting for me to make a video in general. I have no excuse.
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DaThings2: / dathings2
That was honestly one of the best YTP's I've ever seen. 8 Mile part killed me. Nice job!
I want to make sweaty greasy hairy love 2 u
10 outta 10
james sunder Don't we all?
good morning sofa boy
Holy shit, an approval by JonTron on a YTP.
ShamWow
Tombstone!
...Any plans on uploading something soon? :3
I'm Stealthz Sadly these are the kinds of comment the big TH-camrs make and just completely ignore afterwards. I really do wish he would come up with some good stuff aswell in the near future.
tombstone what are you doing on my other subs
i love your remix videos Tombstone!
You have to let it soak in water and wait five minutes, but not more than ten, and then cry ;_;
"Never in my life have I said "weewewewewewee" and meant it!"
"millivanillimillivanilli"
*and meant that!
+Epsilon GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S
I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE LOVE YOU and really meant it!
Neweemenewee neweemenewee
You probably won't read this. You probably get too much attention and this video is too old. But you've always been my favorite YTP creators. Thank you.
Huggbees mine to
Mine as well
Hey huggbees
I wonder if you were popular back then
Ayyy, its huggbees
I think about 0:44 daily
the god the legend has spoken.... ps I'm so happy chris kogos appreciates ytps!
Yeah yeah, you hear that? WoW
His palms are sweaty.
Knees weak.
*Beat Takeshi.*
Japanese Spaghetti
*PLOW!*
BLAOW
Full version of this is needed.
+CactusErebittsu I second this.
+DynoSkrimisher
His palms Takeshi, knees weak
arms Takeshi
There’s vomit on his Takeshi already,
mom’s Takeshi
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm Takeshi
to drop bombs
but he keeps on Takeshi
+Mário Ďuráč PLOW!
>his palms are sweaty
>knees weak, beat takeshi
>japanese spaghetti
***** Muh meme arrows
DevilGuyUK 99% of people would do this
*prepares to take his pants off*
But this ain't most people
he should have made the whole song
2:13
He’s speaking the language of gods.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, Beat Takeshi
Japanese spaghetti
He's villanous, but on the surface Jon looks calm and ready to drop dead,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole comment section goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's eching how, everybody's making memes of this now
The footage's run out, time's up, over, ech!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Jon, he eched
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his apartment home, that's when it's
Back to the challenge again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go film this moment and hope it don't pass him
I love you. 10 outta 10, hundred outta hundred, best comment, best comment.
You gonna
Lose yourself with "Takeshi"
The moment you own it
It's best that you just let it go (No)
You only get one shot to win, cuz this game, it blows!
The opportunity comes once in a lifetime
Har DEE har haR
***** Now, I don't know for sure what hell looks like, but I think it might be a bit like Justin Hill's profile pic.
BOO
Step 1: Quit JoJ!
+Tim Elder SON OF A DISH.
10/10 10/10 10/10 Best game. Best game. Best game.
+Bridget O'Neill Step 2 : Doing all over again
+pointblank9402 I understood the reference.
There’s nobody better than hooh sis
*'EACH OBSTACLE MAKES AN ETCHING IN MY ETCH-A-SKETCH'*
Nice sentence mixing.
I love that part.
*IN MY SOUL*
WOWL.
KerfuffleCookies *WOUL*
More like *ECH* obstacle, amiright?
"His palms are sweaty, his knees weak beat Takeshi. Japanese Spaghetti" - Eminem
LoL
:D
"Knees weak, augh-augh, his mom's a heavy, there's vomit on his spaghetti, he's nervous, but on the surface his body's ready." - EmeneM 2012
ELTORRO!!!!1! MY PENIS IS HARDENING
TheBlenderman Emininmineninem*
*****
PRAISE THE LORD OF GMOD
You have to play the game to beat the game!
Yeah sounds random?!
Then! Just in the nick of time,
an old man comes in and farts.
+Mojo Yomo No, I'm serious. Look up it, this is true.
Nine-Tailed Kitsune You have to let it soak in water for 5 minutes
*but not more than one*
and then cry
Weird, I've never had to play a game to beat it before.
Step 1: Quit JoJ
building the great wall of china
combatting china
and even escaping china
But there are some walls OF CHINA too great!
...heneeneh...heh
takeshi katano, otherwise known as takeshi, katano, otherwise known as beat takeshi, otherwise known as beat takeshi, otherwise known as sheik otherwise known as jantran...kahakahakahakahakahakaha
***** And WOOW
Yeah, ya hear that? WOOW
and WoW, y'hear that? WoW
"Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game?"
*sudden moment of self-awareness*
"Thanks for watching!"
That moment when Jon Jafari quits JoJ.
This gag aged blursedly.
You actually *have* to play the game to beat the game.
*YEAH, SOUNDS RANDOM, RIGHT?*
every obstacle makes an etching in my etch a sketch in my soul
SHUT UP YOU...DISH!?!?!?!?!?
Coolartist1110 *Rethinks life*
Never in my life have I said "nininininin" and meant it.
0:43 - The sound of Jon's reversed laugh is forever ingrained in my mind.
That was a cough not a laugh.
Actually you have to play the game to beat the game! YEAH SOUNDS RANDOM RIGHT!?
Everyrve, woow
With some of these mobile games these days this joke has sadly evolved.
@@Monody512 i made this when i was 12 when i thought that saying a quote from a video was the best way to comment anything, but sadly, you are right
@@potionoffireresistance9901 Each obstacle gives an etching in my etch a sketch... in my soul!
Lul
To be the game you gotta beat the game
" You actually have to PLAY the game, to BEAT the game. "
" *YEAH SOUNDS RANDOM RIGHT* "
Alierfeh Wew!
There's vomit on his suit already
Japanese spaghetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To play games
But he keeps on forgetting
What the buttons do
The whole fandom goes so loud
He opens the game
But the progress won't come out
He's stuck, how
Everybody's joking now
Clock's ticking
Lives up
Over, Blaow!
Snap back to Takeshi
Op, there goes Takeshi
you look like you eat Gyros and love sonic
Make a extended version of the one shot part
Yee
Cat Goomba japanese spaghetti
Knees weak, Beat Takeshi
Never before in my life, have i said RIDDLY-DEE, RIDDLY-DEE, RIDDLY-DEE, And Meant it, and meant that.
+The Bloo Kirby also the pokemon part
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***** logic m8
WTF IS YOUR NAME, I THOUGHT MY MONITOR BROKE OR SOMETHING, FUCK YOU I THOUGHT I HAD VIRUS DONT SZCARE ME LIKE THAT MANN!#!# WTF HOW???
+Bridget O'Neill I tried wiping my screen for 10 seconds thinking your icon was a stray hair
Ok
I’d love my comment to remove my presence in this world too
You know a TH-cam Poop is good when *_THE PERSON IT'S BASED ON_* leaves a positive comment on said YTP.
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak
Beat Takeshi, Japanese
Spaghetti
BLAOW
:]
***** I need the full version of that YTP song. Not the original, but the one in this video. I want to rock out to beating Takeshi with Japanese spaghetti.
There is no full version.
*****
I know. I'm expressing my desire for a full version, not asking if there is one. ^^
/)
***** " Neve, Never in my life have I said "MEWEEWEWEWMEWEWE and meant it"
Lyrics of "8 Bit Line" by John Trant feat. Em&M:
"Ok, this next part, I can't even...
You have
One shot
At this flying segment
If you get hit once
You're ded
GAME...OVER
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak
Beat Takeshi
Japanese Spaghetti
BLAOW!!!"
Never in my LIFE have I said-
Hiwininiwini-
Hiniwiniwini-
and MEANT it.
Riley Whidden The game the game the game the game the game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game shut up you *DISH*
Johnny Gat FULL O' NEON TWIDDER!
Tyler Platt Ottta otta best game best game
Full o' neon Twidder!
OMG 2:10 is fucking inspired.
You have... one shot.
Knees weak, beat takeshi.
Japanese Spaghetti
PLOW!
Never in my life have I said IMINIMI IMINIMI and meant it.
Me either.
Wait.. are these birds.. dive bombing?!
"Never in my life have I said 'NEEMENEEMENEEMENEEME' and meant it."
I lost it.
Vanspoor's VeePlays did you find it?
@@DogsRNice 2:29
1:00
SOOOS
C:
O hai der Eltorro :D I love your vids c:
OMG ELTORRO!!!
Ohai there eltorro :D
Оу, хэй.
its eltorro
"At this point most people would do this."
Unzips pants.
more like, "99% people would do this."
_But this isn't most people!_
@@huzzzer6083 No, THIS is Jojtron!
I seriously need a full version of JonTron/Lose Yourself.
Rachel Moon sAME
I wish
Search "Jontron ft Eminem - Beat Takeshi "
I want a soul Etch-a-sketch...
SHUT UP! YOU DISH!
Ech-a-sketch
"You have to play the game, to beat the game", So that's where i've been going wrong!? *(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ DAMMIT*
Yeah! Sounds random right?
Shpoovy Fluffington
Dah, is good.
Lyrics:
his palms are sweaty
knees weak
beat Takeshi
Japanese spaghetti
BLAOW
Yoshi, otherwise know as Sheik and Jauntrun.
Dakin Hansen Okay....what WASN'T this guy?!
Well, he wasn't CHINESE spaghetti.
Dakin Hansen Was he Japanese Linguine?
Never in my life have I said "NIWINIWINIWINIWI" and meant it
I counted all the times jon said game at 3:00 - 3:13
there is 39
So It's 3 times per second on average?
I counted 29
Shut up you dish
SHUT UP YOU DISH!
SHUT UP YOU DISH!
"Instead of saying yes & taking the money, he chose to be MORMON"
I can't stop laughing
HAR-dee-HAR-HAR
Instead of simply saying yes and taking the money he chose to be... MORMON!?!?!?!?!?
XD I'm dying...
+DacDaMan710 I am too man, that part kills me lol
+DacDaMan710
The "hardy har har" part made me lose it. Hard.
"each obstacle etches in my etch n sketch in my soul".
I need this on a shirt,
If you go down far enough, you can find JonTron's comment.
Logan Nix No dude, I'm serious :D
he's not lying...
It'd be a top comment
No I'm serious, look it up, it's true, definitely true.
Here in 2018 it's on the very top! And people hate Jontron for some bullshit concerning people taking humor as personal opinion. 2018.
Seriously - this video is a testament to how talented of a YTP creator Dathings is! It's really hard to make a TH-cam Poop of JonTron, because Jon IS a human TH-cam Poop! And yet, Dathings completely nailed it!
Still can't wait for the second one! :D
So true!
exactly! the only problem is, Jon says the f-bawm way too much. the least he could do is at least censor it.
"You actually have to play the game to beat the game."
yeah sounds random right?
+Dem3 Gurlz only half of that was quoted xD
lol yes
+heartbun eek It needs more capslock.
Like:
"YEAH SOUNDS RANDOM RIGHT?"
tru
Ellurfah wooooooouuuw.
1:31 actually scared the shit out of me xD
Lol me too
That damn slendytubbies scream was also in the ytp I just saw before this! >:(
DanDOGGO yeah me three also by name word WHAT WA THAT IN THE BACKGROUND???!?!?!?!
"Then, just in the nick of time, an old man comes in and farts." XD
No I'm serious, look it up, it's true, definitely true.
@@LydsTherinNotamon Takeshet Tasket
I hope JonTron sees this.
Flutterbree he has. he's posted it on his facebook page and even left a comment on the video. you just need to find it.
Randomizer903 what did he say? i cant find the freaking comment :(
Isaiah Romero he said that it was the best YTP he's ever seen and the eminem joke killed him.
Randomizer903 oh haha thats awesome
You know this video is almost a year old right?
Building the great wall of China...combating CHINA and even escaping *CHINA*
But there are some WALLS OF CHINA too great.
Japanese spaghettini
Never in my life have I said inoinoinoinio and meant it.
The comment above this is the same as this one
And giant dive-bombing pigeons and UFO-WAIT
You have
One shot
at this flying segment
If you mess up
You're done
Game over
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
Beat takeshi
Japanese spaghetti
BLAOW
You have to play the game to beat the game. ._.
YEAH, SOUNDS RANDOM, RIGHT?
Sounds pretty random, right?
Cody Fuqua EACH OBSTACLE MAKES ETCHING IN MY ETCH-A-SCETCH IN MY SOUUUUL~
Makzutheamazing
Japanese Spaghetti.
Never in my life have I said emuninume and meant it
2:59
First time I've lost in probably over a year.
What did I lose?
You know what I lost.
Son of a bitch, it went over my head!
Oh no...
?
Your virginity?
PressFartToContinue CanSuckAFatWiener Yes. Everyone who comments here gets trapped. Every time someone comments, you click on the notification, and you see what it is....
Please finish the "Beat Takeshi" song played at 2:10.
Please.
ok the eminem part got me
Absolutely.
Same.
It gets me Everytime
Screamer at 1:29, trust me, i've seen way worse though.
Also, i lost breath for a few seconds from laughter for the sentence mixing on the "Shamwow"
Shamwow bit had me in tears, practically hyperventilating, the first few times I watched this.
2:10: "This next part, I can't even... You have... one shot... at this flying segment. And if you get hit once, you're dead. GAME... OVER.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, beat Takeshi, Japanese spaghetti, BLAOW!!!"
That was art
FULL VERSION OF BEAT TAKESHI/LOSE YOURSELF
That "hardy-har-har" enters my head so frequently.
Wait… 2:30 is from Fesh Pince. It’s taken me this long to make the connection…
"an insane amount of trial and error. More than any sane amount of trial and error" is so good.
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak
Beat Takeshi
Japanese spaghetti
BLAOW
BLOAWAW
Instead of taking the money he decided to become a Mormon?! WHY GRANDPA WHY?!!!!!!
Hardy har har.
xXThexNextDecade99Xx YOSHIS CHALLENGE.....SUS
MO-OM
What a swood guy.
Swoow$
Midnight_Gear_ Watch me swooce right in!
Jon really is a swood grommet, isn't he?
"Otherwise known as JONTRON! HEUGH HUEGH HUEGH!!!"
I lost it at 0:44
1:51 @cs188
Never once in my life have a said newiegenewiedegewie and meant it
Ten outta ten. TEN OUTTA TEN. HUNDRED OUTTA HUNDRED. BEST YTP.
Since you like turning it up to eleven like _Spinal Tap,_ howzabout 1000 outta 1000? _10000 outta 10000?_ *Infinity outta Infinity?*
@@jozseflevai3282 "SKY'S THE LIMIT WHEN YOU *DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!"*
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, beat Takeshi.
Japanese spaghetti
Never in my life have i said miniminewi-miniminewi and meant it. AT GIANT DIVEBOMBING PIGEONS AND UFO- wait.
Hunter Hyleman Are those birds... DIVEBOMBING?... With? With?! With?! PLANES?!
Never in my life I said Nenenene
and meant it
"Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game...?"
*pauses to go into deep contemplation on the direction of his life*
"You actually have to play the game to beat the game! Sounds random, right?"
Not to the increasing number of Pay-To-Win games it doesn't...!
God I miss this era of YTPs
i miss the less racist era of JonTron
@@VHSo_oHey, me too.
@@shawnfields2369 it's fucked up because in addition to having a really funny, recognizable style, he was also part of our childhood! And he threw it all away to complain about black people on the internet
@@VHSo_o Yep. He was also the reason why I ever got into PBG, in the first place. Because of his "Apples and Grapes" video, where Jon plays MySims, then spends 5 minutes trying to ask PBG what to do, and him asking for Apples and Grapes at the end. But of course, like most of our idols, he had to turn out to be a horrible person. Calling Scott the Woz a "terminal illness" was harmless but still a douchey thing to do, but then, finding out that Jon was ALSO openly a racist and a Nazi too?!? Like, dude/lady, what the actual hell? How long did Jon manage to pull the wool over our eyes? Taking a long time to make videos is one thing, but with the disasters going on at Normal Boots at the time, I'm surprised that Austin(Peebs), hasn't done anything like this. I was worried that we may end up finding skeletons in his closet, but I don't think PBG has any. At least he tried to defend ProJared when he was being attacked online, and be, y'know, an actual friend to the guy? And ProJared was able to bounce back, because he was innocent in the end and we were the ones who were wrong about him, but Jon? I don't know why man...he had it all, he was talented, people gravitated to his natural charisma, he was hilarious, had great comedic timing, nailing pretty much every single joke, perfectly. But then, he just turns out to be a racist prick. No way could I ever, EVER be around someone like that. At first, I thought it was a joke, but nope, it turns out, JonTron is just a racist ass. I thought he was just joking about these things at first, but he's not. If only he was kidding, I think he could've been forgiven, but man, I bet even Austin himself probably doesn't want anything to do with Jon anymore. It's hard to go back to the Minecraft Hardcore series and see Jon's face there alongside PBG's, Jeff's, and the other guys. But PBG's jokes make it easier to go back to. But I'm sure if MHCZ, ever made its return, Jon wouldn't be invited back, but that's just me. These ytp's are still enjoyable though. And PBG is still my favorite person here. Glad he's been doing well, but Jon threw everything away, by being a horrible human being. There's really no reason to ever go back to JonTron's older videos, honestly...it's a shame, he could've been something special, but he decided being a smug, racist prick was a better career choice, for himself instead. It's like a rise and fall type thing, you know?
For a YTP, this is actually pretty good XD
Omg my last name is popfinger
Billy Popfinger Powfinger. Bopfinger.
I would like to clarify that my display name is an online alias. Not my real name...sorry to be a buzzkill -_-
Dafaq
I can’t get over how much Jon sounds like Nathan Lane....
Never in my life have I said "MILLI VANILLI MILLI VANILLI" and meant it
Glad I'm not the only one who heard it that way.
I'm going to watch it all over again
Remember, don't don't forget to call HOH SIS for any game repairs
I understand that reference
Hardy Har Har
Anyone else find 0:03 - 0:10 like really catchy? Maybe it's just me but I could listen to a loop of just that for quite a while.
It has been 10 minutes and I'm 1:07 into the video. I've had to pause it that much to keep the laughter from making me lose bowel control.
TENOUDDATEN, TENOUDDATEN, HUNDREDOUDDAAHUNDRED, BEST YTP, BEST YTP
DAMMIT! I LOST THE GAME!!!
oh you
This is still the best and parts of it will pop into my head without warning year after year
Yeah, sounds random right?!
I still sometimes think "ugh this sucks! it's as if... EvErY oBsTaClE mAkEs An EtChInG iN tHe EtCh-A-sKeTcH iN mY sSSSOOOUUL"
or "damn, I can't do it! guess there are *some Walls of China TOO GREAT* "
Please make an extended Mix of Jontron/Eminem Lose yourself. You will be the best person ever.
you have.... one shot... of this flying segment. get hit once..... youre dead...
Palms are sweaty
knees weak, beat Takeshi
Japanese Spaghetti
favorite part, that was genius
Never in my entire life have I ever said "NYEWEWEIE, NYEWEWEIE" and meant it.
Waiting for extended remix of the intro (I thought it sounded amazing)
Yep, same here
1:58 And just in the nick of time, an old man comes in and farts. XD
"Yeah, you have to play the game to beat the game. Sounds random, right?"
Okay then, DSP.
Elerfah! Wooo!
quit joj
and that means doing it all over again
Zombie Aventur i understood that reference (y) (y)
Leif Kristus did anyone actually get the reference? As far as im concerned its a reference to cs188's "joj"
Yea, just search hoh sis joj on yt and you will see reuploada of the videos, they're very funny
SHUT UP! YOU DISH!
1:19 He just summed up every single YTP in existence.
Every now and then I revisit this classic from DaThings, just because.
And its only known as "Yoshi's Challenge"
SUS :)
..I understood that reference
Brilliant as always. Love the random cs188 reference.
Incidentally, I know this is a very unpopular sentiment, but I'm not really a Jontron fan. Nothing against him really. But I never cared for GameGrumps when he was part of it (don't care for post-Jon GG either), and I haven't felt the need to check out his solo stuff, other than perhaps to figure out why everyone thinks he's the greatest thing ever.
0:11 what's that jingle?
0:43 Jontron! *descending cough*
This video successfully predicted the next 8 years
"Never in my life have I said weneweenew and meant it"
Finally, DaThings did it all over again.
Only 14 more times to go!
You have the PLAY the game, to BEAT the game??? Yeah, sounds random right?
2:05
best joke
Great for my morning jaunt
Gotta put that sus on my grilled Mormons
Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game? The most psychological question ever in a YTP.
Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game-
( •_•)
Who among us can say they have ever said _"Milli Vanilli! Milli Vanilli!"_ and meant it-and meant that?
Shut Up You Dish? 3:13