Forgot Candy Cadet! I think he would get a 8 as he did in the original smooching guide. Like with the Staff Bots, he's in a dirtier, damaged state, but he also gets more sympathy. It sort of balances itself out.
The "at this point youve kissed a garbage can and a crawling row of teeth" implies that the guide is a story about a person be they an employee or random person who's detirmed to kiss EVERY. SINGLE. FNAF. ANIMATRONIC. And has done it.
Honestly same energy as the protagonist from _Sucker For Love: First Date_ and his determination to smooch any and all eldritch cosmic entities he can get his lips on. (In particular, describing going down the list until finally getting to smooch M.X.E.S. has a really similar feel to the Nyanlathotep encounter haha)
In the roxy section, i love the implication that the hypothetical scenarios of you making out with the other animatronics are fully canonized. You arent going into the pizzaplex and weighing your options, you are meticulously on a mission to make out with every single robot you meet, in order, and are doing that task to great success
@@Napoleonic_France838she is only nice once she knows you arent gregory, and also she is willing to bite off anyones face if she even suspects they are gregory.
As you drive to the hospital you stop for a moment, you can almost hear a voice coming deep from the pizza Plex. “It’s probably nothing” you say as you drive away succeeding in your goal of kissing every animatronic there, right? “Candy, candy … candy”
Y'know, I was half-expecting M.X.E.S. to be disqualified since you could only see him in AR. So, I'm glad he's made it to S tier. The only drawback would be the Vanni mask getting in the way, so if kissing doesn't work then I'd be okay with hand-holding and then maybe boop his nose afterwards. He has a very boop-able nose.
Honestly, I'd give one sympathy point to Ruined Freddy. The body seems to be trying to put Gregory back into it's chest cavity; unaware of it's headless state, the fact that it now looks like the Monster House if it had legs and no eyes, and that Gregory is never returning to see it (not out of cruelness, but rather a mix of trauma and already having the Freddy part of Freddy).
@roxas5071 no offense but is common sense all that common plus it's a theory basically a guess and I'm sure we can agree no matter how many people believe something is true doesn't mean they can't be wrong 😁
I need a fanfiction or a dating sim of like, a time traveler who's trying to smooch every single animatronic like they're collecting pokemon cards. It'd be beyond hilarious, imagine the shenanigans
Technically monty could be more smoochable if you tape his mouth shut, like real gators they can’t really do anything if you duct tape their jaws, I’d give him one extra point for that personally
He still has claws or at least Pointy metal fingers, and would probably go for the eyes! And could you even get close enough without him biting your hand off?
The enemies to lovers with MXES made it unironically the most appealing. Like don’t get me wrong, I love Sun and Eclipse, but they feel like they’re programmed to be lovable, so it seems stale in comparison to your robot rival who has watched your kissing conquest finally giving in so you can both move on from the pizzaplex. There’s the character development, the drama, and most importantly there’s not rusty wires inches away from your lips!
I feel like it’s less “bravery” and more just having the self-preservation instincts of a dehydrated fruit. As much as I love Monty, that is a rusty, feral bear trap with legs! The gutsiest thing to do would be not crapping your pants while you’re fighting or running away from it
"Except you're planting one on rabbit-shaped spyware" send help, I'm dying of laughter. I want to smooch this video. 10/10 opinions. Factually accurate. Eclipse best boy.
I want to take a moment to defend Moon a tiny bit as he does deserve a bit more sympathy. I believe Moon's aggression stems from feeling trapped for so long. There is a drawing in the daycare of a tower with a cresent moon trapped inside and a sun outside. The sun isn't sad it's smiling, as if it's happy that the moon is locked away. When you look back at security breach, Moon was never able to interact with kids and was feared by everyone. You can't fully blame his behavior as he was programmed to be a villain something he didn't ask to be. But more importantly they only time he's free to roam is for a couple of hours at night alone. We know Sun does everything in his power to keep the lights on so he keep Moon at bay, and do need to consider that in Ruin lights do cause Moon pain, so it's clear Sun doesn't care about him either as he's willing to cause Moon a ton of pain in order to reboot him and he is against it. If Vanessa can be forgiven dispite all of the things she did as Vanny then Moon deserves a chance too. This is just my thoughts and opinion on it as I would still give Moon a smooch
I AGREE MOONIE NEEDS LOVE TOO, AND SOME TIME IN CONTROL... Although maybe since we brought out Eclipse, perhaps Sun and Moon will share the body equally... hopefully.
One terrifying note about The Mimic is that this thing, despite how flimsy it looks, is POWERFUL. The Forklift Roxy couldn’t get off her for a while he just throws aside like it’s nothing before his chase. Then the elevator door closing on him doesn’t crush or dent his head, HIS HEAD DENTS THE DOOR followed by him willingly yanking his own stuck arm out of the door (which he probably will just replace with something lying around) with him starting to crush the bars of the elevator door with no effort and one hand as the inner doors shut. He could probably break every bone in your body if he wanted to, which he probably does, so I’d put his hazard level so low he gets into negatives. At least Ruined Freddy has to grab and shove you into his stomach to kill you, the Mimic can do anything and kill you in moments or make it extremely slow and painful as you die
Thanks to that, my mental voice for The Mimic will now be Frizea's. I got a vivid image of The Mimic screaming "I'M GREGORY, CURSE YOU BLASTED SAYAIN!!" Reading your comment xD thank you
That opening had me cracking up for too long. Partly, it was because of the mental image I was getting of someone entering the Pizzaplex, having all the animatronics shamble out from the shadows and slowly and menacingly close in, only for the person to reach into their backpack, pull out ChapStick, and resolutely apply it. All the animatronics take half a step back, and exchanged glances, unsure how to proceed.
Funny fact: The stitched-together costume is made to look like gregory. A blue jacket to mimic his blue shirt. An orange bracelet on the left hand to mimic his faz-watch. The lion's mane for his brown hair. A gash in its left leg because of the band-aid gregory has there. And even when it kills you, you can still hear it saying "I-I'm Gregory."
Yeah, I think the mimic failed miserably in trying to make himself look like Gregory, cause bro he doesn’t look like Gregory, like I guess if you squint but who will even trust a mascot that looks like something straight out of a furries basement
@@Grinningfartking6969it’s not exactly mad who but it’s not confirmed either like most things in fnaf. It’s just speculation really but it does make sense since the mimic putting on a random costume and taking different parts from each is random
i think it's important to note, with the exception of the musicmen, and sun/moon/eclipse, all the animatronics are targetting gregory specifically, but the only animatronic that knows gregory beyond "there's a child in the building when there shouldn't be" is freddy, which means they're all targetting any children in the building, the fact that roxy knows cassie is why cassie is mostly safe
No not really, the main reason roxy is attacking is because he took her eyes. Vanessa told the animatronics that a kid named Gregory is in the pizzaplex after hours, its either that or they found out another way
Now on the other hand, if Glamrock Freddy's headless body does retain his personality, the most you'd get, if you can manage to calm him down, is a hand smooch and confusion before he continues looking for presumably Gregory
Somewhere far away Gregory and Freddy head are trying to hack the system and rescue Cassie: Freddy's head 😳 Gregory: What is your glitch? Freddy: I sense... A disturbance
Eclipse seems to be a merging of the 2 hes the best without the worst gaining suns love for the kids and a freindly behavior but losing his paranoid frantic personality and getting moons calmer demeanor but losing his chaos gremlin personality sassy voice and aggressive nature resulting in a calm kind hearted animatronic who would if been a perfect daycare attendant had he been rebooted into existence before the unfortunate abandoning
Also, I have sympathy for the mimic. I see it as extremely misguided. Its whole backstory makes me feel incredibly bad for it. I actually hope there's some kind of redemption for it in the future, weirdly enough.
@@No.1RatedSalesman I literally have not read the books since silver eyes and like a small amount of twisted ones I'm just going off of what theorists have said. And even then, I have a hard time believing it's just evil for no reason. Idk
I was hoping MXES would make the list using that AR loophole. Not surprised he made it to S tier since their is nothing physically dangerous about him, and he is very much a gigachad.
Okay, just like last time I’m making a prediction beforehand. My guess? The little wet floor signs. They seem fairly clean, no sharp bits that would cut you, and have very little malicious intent! The uh- screams of distressed children are a tad off putting, but I think otherwise they’re a great choice! Edit post video: Enemies to Lovers with MXES was not what I expected going into this video, but I can’t say I’m upset…. I’m sad my bois the wet floor bots got put so low, but oh well! Twas’ a very fun video and I’m excited for the book characters!
Noteably moon seems to have gone mad with pain from the constant agony imposed apoun him and sun with every transformation considering he talks about the grinding gears in his head making "us" freezs and be unable to mive and how the light makes "us" hurt he seems to if in his fragile state of mind come to the conclusion that sun only ever suffers by being in the light and determined the best thing for both of them would be to have sun take a nap so he can take over but in his broken state of mind he cant see hes only managing to scare sun and seeing moon continue to say "us" instead of "me" or "i" shows he truly still cares for sun even if in a twisted messed up way brought on from a broken mind infected with glitched code
Chica's quiet sobbing always implied to me that she's as intelligent as freddy and roxy, but has so much extra programing to try and make her not eat trash (that still doesn't work, thanks faz-co) that she can't express herself in anyway.
Ruined Candy Cadet would get the same score as normal CC, but with an extra point in Hazard (he's been moldering/rusting alone in a cave since FNaF 6) and Sympathy (he's been moldering/rusting ALONE in a cave since FNaF 6)
I think the DCA's hazards, aside from the claw-like endoskeleton fingers, ought to include that loose metal netting on their pants and torso. That stuff, even if not sharp at the edges, is definitely sharp where it's twisted off at sections, and wobbles around as they move even a little bit. Eclipse is also completely out of it - the 'kids will flood in in the morning' line is said at some point in the afternoon, as it's fully light out when Cassie comes in the window. I thought the endos were pretty cute.
It's been a month since this video was released, and I lay awake at night till this day thinking about the determined Animatronic kisser… Especially how they could be in this very room
You Kiss the Moon and You Kiss the Sun. You Take Everything that Seems like Fun. You stir it about and when you're done, You share a big slice with everyone.
"You've been smoochin all up and down the Vegas strip,and none of them kiss as good as your old sport" ARE YOU IMPLYING D A V E HAS BEEN THE ONE KISSING ALL THESE ROBOTS?!
Yup, we really REALLY have watched our beloved and precious papa bear go from a perfect 10 to a pitiful 0. I just really hope he's fixed somewhere with Gregory and Vanessa being the father figure Gregory always needed. Also I would probably try to smooch the M.X.E.S
Amazing Ranking! Although, I would give Mimic... one sympathy point to be generous. He was made to hang out with a four year old and only learned aggression from his Creator/Father beating him to death within an inch of his life, and everyone from then on out using him to either make a quick buck or make their work easier, and he just kept learning and absorbing all this information. I can't help but feel a little bad for it... It's just doing what it was programmed to do, and it can't really unlearn the violent behavior it gained over the years and it just keeps building on previous knowledge..... soooo yeah I do feel slightly bad for it. Slightly... Still overall that nets his score a one. Still would be a terrible kiss.
I feel if you managed to kiss one music man, he would tell his friends. You’d get an army, so they need to be the first on your kissing priorities. They’d make everything easier if they like kisses.
I felt so bad for monty at this point he was forced to be a monster at this point also HE's FUCKING ADORABLE maybe I'm just weird but he's a cute little ankle biter
6:18 if he got the same problem as real life aligators, you can simply hold his mouth shut. Aligators put all the points into powerfully biting down and forgot to put any points into opening their mouth.
This was fun! I think MXES is the most smooch able but Glamrock Bonnie...I just want to save him. Maybe smooches after the rescue, if he plays his cards right. Poor guy, all smashed up and immobile. He deserved better. Thanks for the laughs!
When I was watching Markiplier play through SB, I didn't really see the appeal of Sun/Moon. Your first smooching video had me completely rethinking my opinion on them, and now I have a lot more fun with it ^-^ This was an excellent follow-up, I love the in-depth way you do these!
Gotta say, I love the DSaF appreciation throughout the video. 7:05 Only to the people who call him "puppy". 9:52 Don't forget the jagged, cracked plastic. 37:00 Tiny? That thing is like 6 feet tall! It may be proportionately lanky, but it's still got big hands with meaty bludgeons for fingers. 48:09 Good choice, baby gators are adorable. 50:10 Excellent writing and editing.
I would actually argue that Monty's bite power here should be a 1, not a 2. Though his sharp teeth and big gnashing jaw are threatening, Cassie (a child) is seen able to somewhat fend him off with her bare hands. She also survives an altercation with him at the start of the game where he came at her jaws-first. Still not very smoochable though
I haven’t seen anyone talk about this so I’ll say it here so people see. In Bonnie’s green room above the conveniently placed bowling lanes there are… tally marks. 134 that I counted. Perhaps Bonnie felt trapped and he wanted to leave the Pizzaplex.
I'd give sympathy points to Mimic, he was beaten up by his dad and he probably doesn't even know why, and he probably doesn't even realize he's doing bad things
I love the story you put into this video and the idea of not cassie but some random person going into an abandoned restaurant to smoocheth thy robots is hysterical
Honestly, I’d give the Mimic a single sympathy point. It does sort of have a sad backstory. Basically it was created by a dude called Dr Edwin to look after his son and after his son dies in a car crash, Edwin beats the Mimic out of anger which is probably what made the Mimic act like that (cause y’know it mimics peoples behaviour) I don’t entirely remember it’s backstory but it’s mentioned on the Wiki. So yeah I think he’s deserving of at least 1 sympathy point
As per usual, you are doing the Real Work and I stand in awe of your dedication. This isn't always pleasant. It isn't always rewarding. These are the perils of rigor and comprehensiveness: for every sympathetic Daycare Attendant or downtrodden Roxanne you have to rank and go over, there's a slew of mini Music Men and headless Freddies and other godawful horrors that require the same thorough inspection. There can never be enough appreciation for just how much sustained focus goes into an endeavor like this. I just thank my lucky stars that I live in an age where I can know there's someone like you out there, fighting the good fight.
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Forgot Candy Cadet! I think he would get a 8 as he did in the original smooching guide. Like with the Staff Bots, he's in a dirtier, damaged state, but he also gets more sympathy. It sort of balances itself out.
C a n d y
Stay away from MXES we're already married
@@RimFaxxe 🤨
@@Glorkenborp MXES is my husband
@@RimFaxxe bros dating a pixel BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
The "at this point youve kissed a garbage can and a crawling row of teeth" implies that the guide is a story about a person be they an employee or random person who's detirmed to kiss EVERY. SINGLE. FNAF. ANIMATRONIC. And has done it.
Honestly same energy as the protagonist from _Sucker For Love: First Date_ and his determination to smooch any and all eldritch cosmic entities he can get his lips on.
(In particular, describing going down the list until finally getting to smooch M.X.E.S. has a really similar feel to the Nyanlathotep encounter haha)
@HannahBanina i bet this is secretly not real name not at at all biography. Judging by how biased the daycare attendant and puppet score was XD
They would have to be either immortal or really bloody old
That’s the best part. She crafted a story and world within Ruined.
And she’s got jokes lol
@@skeletonwarlock5741 or they're a time traveler
I loved that part when she said "It's smoochin' time!" and smooched all over the animatronics.
"Oh boy! Smooching time!"
-link, the legend of zelda cartoon
“Time to get smoochin.”
Somebody animate all the smooching :D
Most more like all
@@penguinmaster7 "ÆH-" -Zelda
Honestly, with how insane theory crafting is now; I prefer goofy stuff like this.
Nightmare says the N word or Gregory burning bodies videos are the best.
Or Obese with Shadow Man.
@@Vilgax00what is bro babbling about
@@skyxr2406 pardon? You mean Obese and shadow man?
@@Vilgax00 would you smooch 'em?
In the roxy section, i love the implication that the hypothetical scenarios of you making out with the other animatronics are fully canonized. You arent going into the pizzaplex and weighing your options, you are meticulously on a mission to make out with every single robot you meet, in order, and are doing that task to great success
You have to, to get the good ending.
@@Hex.A.Decimal dangit, well now I have to! It's worth that hospital visit, we all know it!
_Sucker For Love: First Date_ except instead of eldritch deities it’s dilapidated killer robots.
Those are, indeed, canon events
some kind of helltaker? fnaftaker?..
To be honest I think Eclipse would actually be the perfect one to smooch since realizing that he was the nicest one so far out of the Ruin group.
Same with Sun I suppose
I agree
Absolutely, that goes the same with Sun for me
So is roxy in the ruin
@@Napoleonic_France838she is only nice once she knows you arent gregory, and also she is willing to bite off anyones face if she even suspects they are gregory.
As you drive to the hospital you stop for a moment, you can almost hear a voice coming deep from the pizza Plex. “It’s probably nothing” you say as you drive away succeeding in your goal of kissing every animatronic there, right?
“Candy, candy … candy”
*Turn the van around right now!*
Y'know, I was half-expecting M.X.E.S. to be disqualified since you could only see him in AR. So, I'm glad he's made it to S tier. The only drawback would be the Vanni mask getting in the way, so if kissing doesn't work then I'd be okay with hand-holding and then maybe boop his nose afterwards. He has a very boop-able nose.
I want him to continue the nose squeak legacy, even though it's usually reserved for the Freddy line
MXES definitely deserves an eskimo kiss.
Boop the MXES
Boop the snoot!!
Boop the bun!
Honestly, I'd give one sympathy point to Ruined Freddy. The body seems to be trying to put Gregory back into it's chest cavity; unaware of it's headless state, the fact that it now looks like the Monster House if it had legs and no eyes, and that Gregory is never returning to see it (not out of cruelness, but rather a mix of trauma and already having the Freddy part of Freddy).
Yeah his jumpscare seems more like old habit of trying to put who he thinks is Gregory in a safe place
its actually a prototype
oh btw no offense just allot of ppl get it wrong
@@keithseybert7187fym wrong the prototype freddy theory has been disproved like 100 times by something people call COMMON SENSE
@roxas5071 no offense but is common sense all that common plus it's a theory basically a guess and I'm sure we can agree no matter how many people believe something is true doesn't mean they can't be wrong 😁
@@keithseybert7187 i get if its a theory with some value
This one has shit nothing.
Ishowspeed already knows how bad of an idea it is to smooch Ruined Chica.
I died reading this 💀 😂
😭...
🥩
I mean, clearly he REALLY enjoyed it, he went in for more then just a kiss!
@@theguythatasked6400what happened. 0_0
I need a fanfiction or a dating sim of like, a time traveler who's trying to smooch every single animatronic like they're collecting pokemon cards. It'd be beyond hilarious, imagine the shenanigans
I'd be more likely to get into a fist fight with The Mimic before even THINKING about smooching it.
I feel like the entity would even kiss you PASSIONATELY just for the sake of you getting out
WHAT.
@@CosmoCandyyy intrusive furry thoughts. Also i didn't espected for 44 people to agree with that statement
@@CosmoCandyyy oh wait, the video was already about kissing, nevermind
@@dilfasriel6354 LOL MOOD
That hospital visit would be a interesting and confusing experience for the nurses and doctors
"Can you explain the reason why you're here?"
"Patient presented with lacerations, bruising, and approximately one third of known infectious diseases (see Appendix A)."
@@SanjayMerchant we can't forget tetanus
@@stephaniesheep1147or salmonella, chica eats gross stuff
@@ninaneo6933why not both?
See? Why can't guides be this useful these days?
The happy music stopping and the deadpan ‘and the kids are never coming. Two sympathy points’ sent me
Technically monty could be more smoochable if you tape his mouth shut, like real gators they can’t really do anything if you duct tape their jaws, I’d give him one extra point for that personally
He still has claws or at least Pointy metal fingers, and would probably go for the eyes! And could you even get close enough without him biting your hand off?
I would give him two more points because he *isn’t ruined chica*
@@ninaneo6933 it’d be worth for Monty
Yeah but he's got that fenestrated/arched endoskeleton mouth, where are you supposed to tape him shut?
the video that’s been more anticipated than the dlc itself💀
Mimic decided he wanted a new makeover for finally getting out. What a legend. ✨
Unironically more helpful then the Ultimate Guide and Character Encyclopedia combined
Yore horribel speling disgsts mie, yts splled *encyclopedia*
@@TheStopmotion2 Your horrible spelling disgusts me, it's spelled "encyclopedia"**
@@TheStopmotion2 that is really funny
The enemies to lovers with MXES made it unironically the most appealing. Like don’t get me wrong, I love Sun and Eclipse, but they feel like they’re programmed to be lovable, so it seems stale in comparison to your robot rival who has watched your kissing conquest finally giving in so you can both move on from the pizzaplex. There’s the character development, the drama, and most importantly there’s not rusty wires inches away from your lips!
Oh my god I absolutely lost it at the, “There’s also an alternate ending,” bit. I’d pay money for that ending ngl-
Absolutely
The sequel we asked for,but certainly didn't deserve
This is better than most FNAF content.
Sadly true
Most FNAF content is trying to look for a crazy theory no matter how bad that makes the plot
Old man
@@ms_dife5639 A bit newer to the fnaf fandom actually
@@beanieboo-M.K.Y dawko and fusion is still good
“Ruin Chica has degraded from hot mess, to hot garbage.”
Best line of the whole video 😂
You have to have nerves of steel and so much guts and bravery that you're reckless to try and kiss Monty or the Mimic.
I feel like it’s less “bravery” and more just having the self-preservation instincts of a dehydrated fruit. As much as I love Monty, that is a rusty, feral bear trap with legs! The gutsiest thing to do would be not crapping your pants while you’re fighting or running away from it
@@spiggityspoo756 but Monty doesn't have legs.
@@dejinnthedjinn5311 He had them at one point, but now he’s just got two arms. Arm-legs. Larms, if you will
@@spiggityspoo756a moving or dragging Bear trap with mohawk sounds better!
The new dlc made Eclipse hella smoochable
I unironically love and find it hilarious that Entity ended up in S tier lmfao
MXES has a perfect jawline so I’d say he’s pretty good looks wise and deserves his spot
"Except you're planting one on rabbit-shaped spyware" send help, I'm dying of laughter.
I want to smooch this video. 10/10 opinions. Factually accurate. Eclipse best boy.
“Who anyone would love to replace their own absent father with”
Ouchy ya got me
I love how we just had a enemies to lovers arc with M.X.E.S, I'm not sure if that could ever happen, but still gave me a good laugh.
I want to take a moment to defend Moon a tiny bit as he does deserve a bit more sympathy.
I believe Moon's aggression stems from feeling trapped for so long. There is a drawing in the daycare of a tower with a cresent moon trapped inside and a sun outside. The sun isn't sad it's smiling, as if it's happy that the moon is locked away. When you look back at security breach, Moon was never able to interact with kids and was feared by everyone. You can't fully blame his behavior as he was programmed to be a villain something he didn't ask to be. But more importantly they only time he's free to roam is for a couple of hours at night alone. We know Sun does everything in his power to keep the lights on so he keep Moon at bay, and do need to consider that in Ruin lights do cause Moon pain, so it's clear Sun doesn't care about him either as he's willing to cause Moon a ton of pain in order to reboot him and he is against it. If Vanessa can be forgiven dispite all of the things she did as Vanny then Moon deserves a chance too.
This is just my thoughts and opinion on it as I would still give Moon a smooch
I AGREE
MOONIE NEEDS LOVE TOO, AND SOME TIME IN CONTROL... Although maybe since we brought out Eclipse, perhaps Sun and Moon will share the body equally... hopefully.
One terrifying note about The Mimic is that this thing, despite how flimsy it looks, is POWERFUL. The Forklift Roxy couldn’t get off her for a while he just throws aside like it’s nothing before his chase. Then the elevator door closing on him doesn’t crush or dent his head, HIS HEAD DENTS THE DOOR followed by him willingly yanking his own stuck arm out of the door (which he probably will just replace with something lying around) with him starting to crush the bars of the elevator door with no effort and one hand as the inner doors shut. He could probably break every bone in your body if he wanted to, which he probably does, so I’d put his hazard level so low he gets into negatives. At least Ruined Freddy has to grab and shove you into his stomach to kill you, the Mimic can do anything and kill you in moments or make it extremely slow and painful as you die
Actual, total jumpscare on that thumbnail. Mimic’s got those uncomfortable Frieza lips.
Thanks to that, my mental voice for The Mimic will now be Frizea's. I got a vivid image of The Mimic screaming "I'M GREGORY, CURSE YOU BLASTED SAYAIN!!" Reading your comment xD thank you
@@scottsantacruz313 Mecha-Frieza perhaps. Maybe *Abridged* Mecha-Frieza.
Glamrock Freddy is 110% Abridged Android 16, too.
That opening had me cracking up for too long. Partly, it was because of the mental image I was getting of someone entering the Pizzaplex, having all the animatronics shamble out from the shadows and slowly and menacingly close in, only for the person to reach into their backpack, pull out ChapStick, and resolutely apply it. All the animatronics take half a step back, and exchanged glances, unsure how to proceed.
Funny fact: The stitched-together costume is made to look like gregory. A blue jacket to mimic his blue shirt. An orange bracelet on the left hand to mimic his faz-watch. The lion's mane for his brown hair. A gash in its left leg because of the band-aid gregory has there. And even when it kills you, you can still hear it saying "I-I'm Gregory."
Yeah, I think the mimic failed miserably in trying to make himself look like Gregory, cause bro he doesn’t look like Gregory, like I guess if you squint but who will even trust a mascot that looks like something straight out of a furries basement
Funny fact: this does not make Mimic any more kissable, as Gregory has a record breaking negative number on the scale.
this feels 100% made up
@@Grinningfartking6969it’s not exactly mad who but it’s not confirmed either like most things in fnaf. It’s just speculation really but it does make sense since the mimic putting on a random costume and taking different parts from each is random
i think it's important to note, with the exception of the musicmen, and sun/moon/eclipse, all the animatronics are targetting gregory specifically, but the only animatronic that knows gregory beyond "there's a child in the building when there shouldn't be" is freddy, which means they're all targetting any children in the building, the fact that roxy knows cassie is why cassie is mostly safe
No not really, the main reason roxy is attacking is because he took her eyes. Vanessa told the animatronics that a kid named Gregory is in the pizzaplex after hours, its either that or they found out another way
49:45 The Enemies to Lovers arc you accidentally stumbled into
The fact that this is a thing and it’s good is amazing! Also I love that this “shorter video” about smooching robots is an hour long
kissing is serious business
The other one was almost 2 hours long
Now on the other hand, if Glamrock Freddy's headless body does retain his personality, the most you'd get, if you can manage to calm him down, is a hand smooch and confusion before he continues looking for presumably Gregory
Somewhere far away Gregory and Freddy head are trying to hack the system and rescue Cassie:
Freddy's head 😳
Gregory: What is your glitch?
Freddy: I sense... A disturbance
The theories we should actually worry about
We should give The Mimic 1 singular point simply for one reason:
It's got cool emo hair👍
also, it does have a sympathetic backstory
Honestly...valid opinion about the ar rabbit. Truly enemies to lovers potential.
If you watched Markiplier’s play through, you’ll see that Monty is such a cutie
He's like an angry chiwawa now.
Eclipse seems to be a merging of the 2 hes the best without the worst gaining suns love for the kids and a freindly behavior but losing his paranoid frantic personality and getting moons calmer demeanor but losing his chaos gremlin personality sassy voice and aggressive nature resulting in a calm kind hearted animatronic who would if been a perfect daycare attendant had he been rebooted into existence before the unfortunate abandoning
The smooching every being in the game storyline is so touching and basically how I play every game anyway
Also, I have sympathy for the mimic. I see it as extremely misguided. Its whole backstory makes me feel incredibly bad for it. I actually hope there's some kind of redemption for it in the future, weirdly enough.
If you're reffering to uts story in the books, remember that book details aren't always cannon, and can be changed for game story
@@No.1RatedSalesman I literally have not read the books since silver eyes and like a small amount of twisted ones
I'm just going off of what theorists have said.
And even then, I have a hard time believing it's just evil for no reason. Idk
@@scrungles7853 the theories go off the book lore because that's l we have
I was hoping MXES would make the list using that AR loophole. Not surprised he made it to S tier since their is nothing physically dangerous about him, and he is very much a gigachad.
MXES is a perfect candidate for an eskimo kiss, since you'd have to keep the VANNI mask on.
Don't forget he has the best jawline in the history of Fnaf.
@@gneu1527bro has that 90º angle jaw-line
You forgot giant cupcake. It's sentient about as much as the wet floor bots with the added bonus of actively swiping at us.
Okay, just like last time I’m making a prediction beforehand. My guess? The little wet floor signs. They seem fairly clean, no sharp bits that would cut you, and have very little malicious intent! The uh- screams of distressed children are a tad off putting, but I think otherwise they’re a great choice!
Edit post video: Enemies to Lovers with MXES was not what I expected going into this video, but I can’t say I’m upset….
I’m sad my bois the wet floor bots got put so low, but oh well! Twas’ a very fun video and I’m excited for the book characters!
“The kids are never coming, 2 sympathy points” is so funny. Great work as always!
13:50
Sun doesn't need a smooch, he just needs therapy.
edit: Mom I'm famous :D
He needs both.
He'll get both
yeah he needs it. :)
Also a warm blanket!
And some glitter glue! :D
Noteably moon seems to have gone mad with pain from the constant agony imposed apoun him and sun with every transformation considering he talks about the grinding gears in his head making "us" freezs and be unable to mive and how the light makes "us" hurt he seems to if in his fragile state of mind come to the conclusion that sun only ever suffers by being in the light and determined the best thing for both of them would be to have sun take a nap so he can take over but in his broken state of mind he cant see hes only managing to scare sun and seeing moon continue to say "us" instead of "me" or "i" shows he truly still cares for sun even if in a twisted messed up way brought on from a broken mind infected with glitched code
"not that cute" bruh that virtual rabbit is a snack
Chica's quiet sobbing always implied to me that she's as intelligent as freddy and roxy, but has so much extra programing to try and make her not eat trash (that still doesn't work, thanks faz-co)
that she can't express herself in anyway.
Dang...
The guide we needed in our lives
I love the little tsundere, rivals to lovers situation going on with M.X.E.S. It’s so funny
This is so rejuvenating compared to all the theories. It's nice to get goofy, but still valuable information.
Ruined Candy Cadet would get the same score as normal CC, but with an extra point in Hazard (he's been moldering/rusting alone in a cave since FNaF 6) and Sympathy (he's been moldering/rusting ALONE in a cave since FNaF 6)
I think the DCA's hazards, aside from the claw-like endoskeleton fingers, ought to include that loose metal netting on their pants and torso. That stuff, even if not sharp at the edges, is definitely sharp where it's twisted off at sections, and wobbles around as they move even a little bit. Eclipse is also completely out of it - the 'kids will flood in in the morning' line is said at some point in the afternoon, as it's fully light out when Cassie comes in the window.
I thought the endos were pretty cute.
What if you took Bonnie's head and attached it to Freddy's body? I'm pretty sure it would work perfectly
Why not try to find the head repair station to fix Bonnie?
It's been a month since this video was released, and I lay awake at night till this day thinking about the determined Animatronic kisser…
Especially how they could be in this very room
The enlightenment continues. With every smooch video we get closer to the light. Onward, my brothers and sisters.
Very fun video!
Im just imagining a cop dragging you out of the ruined pizzaplex as you struggle to try and escape and kiss the robots.
You Kiss the Moon and You Kiss the Sun.
You Take Everything that Seems like Fun.
You stir it about and when you're done,
You share a big slice with everyone.
This is funny, but then you realize what Ruin's codename essentially is and *_i r o n y ._*
“The kids are never coming.” HELP LMFAO 💀💀💀 YOU DIDNT NEED TO INJURE MY BOY LIKE THAT
I'm obsessed with the idea of the person going in and smooching dangerous animatronics, kinda like the protagonist of Sucker for Love
"You've been smoochin all up and down the Vegas strip,and none of them kiss as good as your old sport" ARE YOU IMPLYING D A V E HAS BEEN THE ONE KISSING ALL THESE ROBOTS?!
Now to figure out which lipstick would work best for the most smoochable bot.
Yup, we really REALLY have watched our beloved and precious papa bear go from a perfect 10 to a pitiful 0. I just really hope he's fixed somewhere with Gregory and Vanessa being the father figure Gregory always needed.
Also I would probably try to smooch the M.X.E.S
I'd kiss ruined Freddy's hands or arms. Even if he's ruined and aggressive, he still deserves love.
Amazing Ranking! Although, I would give Mimic... one sympathy point to be generous. He was made to hang out with a four year old and only learned aggression from his Creator/Father beating him to death within an inch of his life, and everyone from then on out using him to either make a quick buck or make their work easier, and he just kept learning and absorbing all this information. I can't help but feel a little bad for it... It's just doing what it was programmed to do, and it can't really unlearn the violent behavior it gained over the years and it just keeps building on previous knowledge..... soooo yeah I do feel slightly bad for it. Slightly... Still overall that nets his score a one. Still would be a terrible kiss.
Just tell Mimic "sure you can be Gregory from now on, let's get ice cream"
It just needs a hand to hold and guide it. It could be friend shaped.
It could be friend shaped, but it could also reshape you to have no limbs... Guess it depends on your charisma
@@stephaniesheep1147 I wish I could like your follow up multiple times.
@@Hex.A.Decimal same here
@@Hex.A.DecimalIf the Mimic became Gregory M., there would be no more smooching, just forehead kisses. That's my son, now.
I feel if you managed to kiss one music man, he would tell his friends. You’d get an army, so they need to be the first on your kissing priorities. They’d make everything easier if they like kisses.
I felt so bad for monty at this point he was forced to be a monster at this point also HE's FUCKING ADORABLE maybe I'm just weird but he's a cute little ankle biter
The fact that a video about a *DLC* has almost as long a runtime as the first video containing EVERY GAME BEFOREHAND...is very telling
6:18 if he got the same problem as real life aligators, you can simply hold his mouth shut. Aligators put all the points into powerfully biting down and forgot to put any points into opening their mouth.
Cant wait to see what the objective, factual smooch list for the ruined animatronics looks like!
This was fun! I think MXES is the most smooch able but Glamrock Bonnie...I just want to save him. Maybe smooches after the rescue, if he plays his cards right. Poor guy, all smashed up and immobile. He deserved better. Thanks for the laughs!
When I was watching Markiplier play through SB, I didn't really see the appeal of Sun/Moon. Your first smooching video had me completely rethinking my opinion on them, and now I have a lot more fun with it ^-^ This was an excellent follow-up, I love the in-depth way you do these!
M.X.E.S. out here looking like Glitchtrap hit the gym and became a giga-chad
Gotta say, I love the DSaF appreciation throughout the video.
7:05 Only to the people who call him "puppy".
9:52 Don't forget the jagged, cracked plastic.
37:00 Tiny? That thing is like 6 feet tall! It may be proportionately lanky, but it's still got big hands with meaty bludgeons for fingers.
48:09 Good choice, baby gators are adorable.
50:10 Excellent writing and editing.
I think it would be interesting to make a "disqualified smoochers" list. I think it'd be interesting to see if you'd do a guide on them too
I don't care what you say, I'm kissing all of Sun/Moon/Eclipse.
Although Sun and Eclipse are cute, I lean towards Moon more...
Fun fact: Eclipse is a sweetheart
I know, it's shocking right ?
The kiss is something mimic needs. He lost his best friend, he was beaten to death, and thrown out.
This is going to be a historical moment
I would actually argue that Monty's bite power here should be a 1, not a 2. Though his sharp teeth and big gnashing jaw are threatening, Cassie (a child) is seen able to somewhat fend him off with her bare hands. She also survives an altercation with him at the start of the game where he came at her jaws-first. Still not very smoochable though
I love these videos so much, thanks for being such a great content creator!
Thank you so much! 😊I'm glad you enjoy them!
I can’t believe this video was almost an hour long. I really like the longer content . Thank you 🙏
It's finally here! Can't wait to find out how digital bunny threat ranks ♡
I firmly endorse and agree with the opinions in this video lmao
Hell yeah it's 50 minutes. I can't listen to music like I workout idk what's wrong with me. Thank your for your service!
I haven’t seen anyone talk about this so I’ll say it here so people see. In Bonnie’s green room above the conveniently placed bowling lanes there are… tally marks. 134 that I counted. Perhaps Bonnie felt trapped and he wanted to leave the Pizzaplex.
I'd give sympathy points to Mimic, he was beaten up by his dad and he probably doesn't even know why, and he probably doesn't even realize he's doing bad things
Don't disqualify my boy don't disqualify my boy don't disqualify my boy
"He is not disqualified"
YYEESSSSSSSS
I love the story you put into this video and the idea of not cassie but some random person going into an abandoned restaurant to smoocheth thy robots is hysterical
Honestly, I’d give the Mimic a single sympathy point. It does sort of have a sad backstory.
Basically it was created by a dude called Dr Edwin to look after his son and after his son dies in a car crash, Edwin beats the Mimic out of anger which is probably what made the Mimic act like that (cause y’know it mimics peoples behaviour)
I don’t entirely remember it’s backstory but it’s mentioned on the Wiki. So yeah I think he’s deserving of at least 1 sympathy point
Your smooching guide videos are absolutely my favorite videos to watch idk why but your rating makes me satisfied
As per usual, you are doing the Real Work and I stand in awe of your dedication. This isn't always pleasant. It isn't always rewarding. These are the perils of rigor and comprehensiveness: for every sympathetic Daycare Attendant or downtrodden Roxanne you have to rank and go over, there's a slew of mini Music Men and headless Freddies and other godawful horrors that require the same thorough inspection. There can never be enough appreciation for just how much sustained focus goes into an endeavor like this. I just thank my lucky stars that I live in an age where I can know there's someone like you out there, fighting the good fight.
I kiss Bonny gently and whisper "good night sweet prince" and then deactivate him to finally let him rest