I was expecting like an informant wanting more money lol. I wasn't expecting a shoplifter that calls himself a rat for likeing cheese. Also thought he called the cop's on himself lol.
@@FelixgreenYT I turn subtitles off because they are a few seconds behind and it just makes me miss the video because I'm trying to read. So thats what I heard too. (After posting this I listen to it with my eyes closed and had my friends do the same with no context and they heard, gave me the fall apart.)
Congrats to GS on winning a title with Love and Kyrie out and then winning two more with two MVP’s. Congrats on hurting Kawhi during one of the two with two MVPs. Silly post to possibly complain.
The cop is tripped out? That was theft and the cop gave him a citation instead of cuffing him and taking him to jail. I'd say the cop is generous and we need more like him.
@@gregrocks66 hes saying he clearly has a mental health issue going on.but judging by the time of night and what not he probably wouldve just been taken to the hospital psych ward and released within hours. So the cop probably knew but it wouldnt have done him any good
My theory is that this guy was having a bad time but he finally caught a break with that job he landed, so he got like a rush of motivation and he decided to gamble everything and go all out trying to see if he could get away with shoplifting, that way he'd know 100% he could get away with anything and win in real life. He's kinda like an adrenaline junkie
Jurgis he actually done pretty good job. He made the story so he can says this ironically. He shows how silly it really is. This is why he can make a joke about it. What amazes me more in this comment section. That people didn't get the joke. Are we now de EVOLUTION phase people getting lazy n dumb each day. They r obese n has learning disabilities. U can see this if u go to a school. U have to tell hundred times to teach some kid basic math.
I swear I was in booking with this guy. Even tho his face is blurred, they way he talks and mannerisms is spot on. He talked like this to the commissioner too.
No call for service is ever routine folks. Human beings by nature can be unpredictable. More so if under the influence or in a fight or flight mode. "Cornered rat" syndrome. lol! Stay frosty out there! ;)
I’ve known people like this guy in different walks of life and in many levels... and just like I inexplicably hate everything about this guy within 1.5 seconds, I hated them to. The kinda guy that you should never trust, be kind to or converse with.... and yet, what’s most astonishing, is everyone’ you know does exactly that
Well it was security so I guess the stores policy is employees aren’t but security is. Just a guess? I also know people who got fired for being robbed when the store had a no chase policy for not stopping them.
Sure, he just made the case against himself. He admitted he went into the store with the intent to steal. That's burglary. He'll get time if/when he appears in court. If he'd said he only decided to steal after he was in the store - or if he would have _remained silent,_ he'd only be charged with shoplifting. Getting arrested is not that bad. Getting convicted of a crime is. *Never talk to the police* Your defense attorney will thank you.
@@MadNotAngry This guy seems to have something not all together. He got greedy as they said having some stores overlook if you take a food item knowing you could be starving. It seems they had resolved the situation though someone called it in.
I’m sorry to say, it’s not that shops fault you can’t afford food! He should have went to a family members/friends house to get some food. Although I cannot even imagine not being able to afford food, so I hope he can now afford food for himself/his family 🙂.
Jade Welch when it comes that ultimate primal situation that situation I’d kill any number of families to further mine and I think most humans would too
What a piece of thieving trash. I didn't steal but I was hungry so I took all this and drank a beer he didn't buy. I say he should have been arrested and prosecuted because this was premeditated. Hungry or not.
Christopher Hutton im pretty sure the store called while he was acting suspicious---the guys insane. it was HIM saying "I NEED SALTED MEAT". remember he said he will just ask for beef jerky to throw them off as he is exiting.
He’s explained everything to the police officers like it was he’s homie from high school 😂
😂😂😂
Well I mean he said he was a rat
At least he was honest
When he said he isn’t a thief then the camera zooms in on the employees face 😂😂
1:07
The cops face the when he’s trying to explain it to him😂
just because u steal dosent make you a theif-daniel duncan
@@kilgroyproductions1658 way to butcher the English language..
" so I took some swiss cheese, cuz I'm like a rat.. know what I'm sayin'?"
Stanky Fish Gutz he was down to snitch on anybody for anything lmfao
Thats why they blurred him. Hes an informant
No idea what this guy is saying
*nomsayin'
nom sayn
"I kinda wanted a beer too, cause, it's like food"
Liquid bread
@@vaporizethis LMAOOO
@@vaporizethis yea exactly.
To be honest, here in Germany Beer is considered Food.
I'm actually watching this with a beer in ma hand
The way he described how he attempted to steal was like poetry man lol
“I put it all together like a collage.”
Heard he's looking for a baby mama
He sounded so proud. Like f it bro I was hungry originally but then I got greedy😂😂
Bland poetry.
Dang you're fine
I’m tryna put us together like a couple
"I'm a rat, a con artist, make a beef jerky cheese collage!"
Strange
warrior patriot I don't know why this made me laugh so hard I think I need to go to sleep.
Dude got barz 😆
crazy what the human mind can come up with
Well... At least he's honest!
Very strange... lol
Dear video editor for A&E, thank you so much for doing those face zoom ins.
Editors don't tend to do much in the way of zooming...
Camera man*
The Office: Shoplifting Edition
Thank you youtube commenter for clarifying what he meant. With out you our lives would be dark and lost.
Man these store employees be putting their life on the line for $7.50
Minimum wage is 11.50 here
$7.25 here.... WOOO TEXAS
15 minimum seattle broke boys ...
You living in the early 2000 buddy?
9.75 here but working at connivence stores are ridiculous trust me
"Okay do you have a video?"
*employee is obviously already scrolling through the video on the biggest screen in the room*
He needed to be sure, what if he was looking for other shoplifters ThunderTWonk
The officer wasn't looking that way...so quit fishing for likes
Benny and the jets playing in the background as the employee grabs him lmao
Put together like a collage 😂
But my man there made it fall apart
BriskillaDaGodzilla “Because I’m like a rat. You know what I’m saying?” 😂
This dude is honestly a wordsmith 😂
I was expecting like an informant wanting more money lol. I wasn't expecting a shoplifter that calls himself a rat for likeing cheese. Also thought he called the cop's on himself lol.
I think he calls himself a rat because he's a thief, at least that's what it seemed he was implying.
Lolll
Right tho 😂😂
I can't stop watching these
Was just saying the same thing to myself haha
I think it's because theyre only a few minutes so you're like "just one more clip" hahaha
UGH IT'S JOE JOOOE!!
You and me both, pal
rayshon pretty much 😭
“I got Swiss cheese cause I’m like a rat , you know what I’m saying “ -2:06 . 😂😂
hello brother
"I tried to put it together like a collage, then my man made it fall apart"
Beef jerky is expensive haha worth it though.
That's why me and my boyfriend make our own jerky.
We make our OWN beef jerky and it's healthier with better flavor
Shannon Johnson my boyfriend and I*
owen lyons beef jerky is trashh
@@TOOTALLLLLL most likely vegan
“That’s when my man gave me the fall apart” 😂😂😂😭
"Thats when my mans here made it fall apart" The subtitles are literally on the screen and.. do you have ears?
@Dylan R I originally thought he said "gave me the fall apart" too until I watched it again. No need to be rude
@@FelixgreenYT I turn subtitles off because they are a few seconds behind and it just makes me miss the video because I'm trying to read. So thats what I heard too. (After posting this I listen to it with my eyes closed and had my friends do the same with no context and they heard, gave me the fall apart.)
@@cgtow2759 More my point, a year ago, is that. That's when my man's here gave me the fall apart doesn't even mean anything
@@FelixgreenYT you're adding words to try and make it sound right is what I'm saying.
I love when the camera guy zooms in on the employee when the guy says he's not a criminal or thief 😂😂 the employees face
I didnt know Royce da 59 worked loss prevention
Breaded chicken breast with our house buffalo sauce. Wrapped in sundried tomato wrap with lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese
Congrats to GS on winning a title with Love and Kyrie out and then winning two more with two MVP’s. Congrats on hurting Kawhi during one of the two with two MVPs. Silly post to possibly complain.
😂
😄😄😄
CaptainSuper Duper I thought he looked more like scare face from the ghetto boys
"I'm such a con artist... so I should drink beer"
Perfect example that cops are nice if u are honest and don’t get aggressive 👏🏼
Robin Andersen literally I got caught last night with weed n I literally got a parking ticket
Robin Andersen i agree most of them are , not all
Robin Andersen ii
COPS ARE RACIST I HOPE THEY DIE
The Brown Conservative becareful .. cops can let u go an issue a warrant later on for that weed
I laughed so hard watching the security guy wrangle that shoplifter!
NAAA IM SAYIN This guy has a open spot on Trailer park boys
OMG Ricky's American cousin!! 😂
Anyone else binge watching these 3 minute videos?
they are like pringles.once you start...
Totally lol
For the last 2 days lol
Hit after Hit
Yesterday for 3 hours
This is the funniest man to ever appear on this show
Ham man would like a word
LMFAO that guy is a clown
"Beer is like a Food" 😂😂😂😂
Poor guy is not all there. That cop is tripped out.....
Trevor Capps he is all there
stone cold I mean not really the way he talking about stealing in front of the cop
Trevor Capps tripped out? Exactly at what time stamp? The guy is a total loon and the cop never even touched him
The cop is tripped out? That was theft and the cop gave him a citation instead of cuffing him and taking him to jail. I'd say the cop is generous and we need more like him.
@@gregrocks66 hes saying he clearly has a mental health issue going on.but judging by the time of night and what not he probably wouldve just been taken to the hospital psych ward and released within hours. So the cop probably knew but it wouldnt have done him any good
Hungry people don't steal beer.
Hank Hall thirsty people do
How’s he gonna wash down that jerky?
What about the collage tho
They do when they are depressed cause they are so hungry
What if you're hungry for beer?
That security guard's take down was amazing. He needs a raise!
My theory is that this guy was having a bad time but he finally caught a break with that job he landed, so he got like a rush of motivation and he decided to gamble everything and go all out trying to see if he could get away with shoplifting, that way he'd know 100% he could get away with anything and win in real life. He's kinda like an adrenaline junkie
Did he at least get his cheese????!
Carlos Castaneda no
Probably since he stuck in in his pants, they can't resell contaminated produce
JxPx cheese is not produce
Matt Blake
Contaminated *NOT* produce. You happy?
A “Real” rat would have eaten that cheese right there in the spot. Or at least a nibble on isle 4.
💀 he presented the stuff he stole to the officer like he was doing his own episode of “my crib” i’m weak
1:09 lmao that close up shot though 😂
"I'm on the good track"
I don't think being a rat is on the "good track" buddy
Bc rats are thieves! LMFAOOOO
"You know I'm a rat cuz I carry some cheese with me everywhere I go." hahaha You can't make this stuff up.
It's Logic's hobo brother. He was almost coherent, but didn't quite make it....
Morty Smith he made it out of being hand cuffed. I say his name is luck.
Stephen Miller I was talking about the rapper, but i like the way you go 0 to philospher real quick.
Oh I would be never thought you meant the rapper lol
Jurgis he actually done pretty good job. He made the story so he can says this ironically. He shows how silly it really is. This is why he can make a joke about it.
What amazes me more in this comment section. That people didn't get the joke. Are we now de EVOLUTION phase people getting lazy n dumb each day. They r obese n has learning disabilities. U can see this if u go to a school. U have to tell hundred times to teach some kid basic math.
I thought about the rapper then thought their was no way you meant him just to find out you did mean the rapper
Is that jroc
Adrian Lee kno wha I'm sayinnnn
Yessssss know what I'm sayinnnn'
Know wha' im *record scratch* saynn
All these shopliftin maufks!
Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go ya know I’m sayin
Never in my life that I've seen someone praise being a rat
Right like wtf 😂
I swear I was in booking with this guy. Even tho his face is blurred, they way he talks and mannerisms is spot on. He talked like this to the commissioner too.
REAAL LIFE J ROC
Zacharyt54 Nam’ Sayin
The guy in the blue jacket speaking is hurting my brain cells 😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️ he made no type of sense he’s just speaking
Impaired????
This dude had a master plan 😂
2:43 lol "and that's when my man here made it fall apart"😂
No call for service is ever routine folks. Human beings by nature can be unpredictable. More so if under the influence or in a fight or flight mode. "Cornered rat" syndrome. lol! Stay frosty out there! ;)
I think I have watched like 60 in the past 8 hours lol
Wow who can say the same... I can
Slacker
Djk34💘💝💖💖 are you single how old you are
"he was pretty honest" umm yeah coz they had footage !!
Exactly!! Lol
You'd be surprised how some people will still try to lie though...
This dude actually seem like a good guy.
I hope he can turn his life around and start making some money
He wont.
man this police look like hes a senior in highschool
amazing! solid young man doing the right! giving those a chance!
When your drugs are potent enough to get everyone in the room high from just a story lol.
lol the way those three dudes were sitting, they might as well have been smoking a blunt together hahaha!
Lol
"As I'm leaving I'm such a con artist" "I would like a beer because it's like food"
"I've got a job, I'm on that straight track." (Scratching my head the entire time watching this clip)
I’ve known people like this guy in different walks of life and in many levels... and just like I inexplicably hate everything about this guy within 1.5 seconds, I hated them to. The kinda guy that you should never trust, be kind to or converse with.... and yet, what’s most astonishing, is everyone’ you know does exactly that
The zoom ins make this even better. I would think this was a comedy sketch if I didn't know any better. The dialogue is so strange 😂
Taking him away from the Finger Lakes smh. People get lost in the Finger Lakes.
putting beef jerky ontop of a cheese slice to eat with a beer on the side ? is this the new Top Chief ?
1:09 by far the best thing I've seen all week
Is that J roc from trailer park boys😂😂
My favorite part is the Benny and the jets playing in the background at one point
Does anybody else hear “Bennie and the Jets” playing in the background by Elton John?
Cop just didn’t want to hear him talk all the way back to the station
In the back of his head something said , “it’s modelo time”
Anybody notice swat officer Wilson is carrying a factory 33rd Glockazine lol
2:33, the short clip of his face cuz they know we’d have the same facial expression 🤣😆
why'd u steal?
I wanted beef jerkey... LOL
Just wanted a beer lol
Aren’t store employees actually not allowed to attack the thieves though
Certain stores have a no chase policy. They call the cops but aren't supposed to run after people
jawn dough that’s what I thought
logic rules I guess you’ve never heard of stores have policy’s to just call the police and aren’t actually allowed to touch citizens
Well it was security so I guess the stores policy is employees aren’t but security is. Just a guess? I also know people who got fired for being robbed when the store had a no chase policy for not stopping them.
@logic rules citizens arrest is only legal in the case of a felony.
The cops WILL work with you if youre COOPERATIVE
Sure, he just made the case against himself. He admitted he went into the store with the intent to steal. That's burglary. He'll get time if/when he appears in court. If he'd said he only decided to steal after he was in the store - or if he would have _remained silent,_ he'd only be charged with shoplifting.
Getting arrested is not that bad. Getting convicted of a crime is.
*Never talk to the police* Your defense attorney will thank you.
@@MadNotAngry This guy seems to have something not all together. He got greedy as they said having some stores overlook if you take a food item knowing you could be starving. It seems they had resolved the situation though someone called it in.
The police are not your friends, and they are not on your side. They are there to get convictions.
Oml the vibe from this video got me zooted just listening to the music in the background 😭😂
I've watched many of these but this is the funniest.
I’m sorry to say, it’s not that shops fault you can’t afford food! He should have went to a family members/friends house to get some food. Although I cannot even imagine not being able to afford food, so I hope he can now afford food for himself/his family 🙂.
Jade Welch ok jade Welch
Jt Rampage Ok to which part? Lol.
Jade Welch ok
Jade Welch when it comes that ultimate primal situation that situation I’d kill any number of families to further mine and I think most humans would too
Jade Welch Don't they have food banks in that town?
THIS DUDE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
He's down on his luck, broke, hungry. I think I'll write him a ticket so he can struggle more.
I've been homeless . But I would always ask for food . Never stole.
"In the back of my head I wanted a beer cuz it's like....food." best line
2:01 me, high asf explaining to my friend my experience in his kitchen
"Gnome sayin?" The favorite phrase of every loser out there.
Hampton Brandon v2
tyro sine Cx
Lmao
That’s crazy I thought of him too😂😂
TTD btw
cx
*Pulls up video surveillance*
“Man that’s just a reflection of what I did”
😂😂😂 Wtf
Amazing what happens when you're compliant and honest.
"I like to drink beer but I don't have money for beer"
Then I guess you don't get any beer then huh
Not unless you are a con artist like him
he just had the munchies
j-rocc and the boys are back at it again
honestly gets you a long way i see, the difference between a court date and an arrest
Props to the security camera men
This guy is a NASA scientist too! Weird.
" Cause im like a rat you know what im saying" 💀🤦♂️
Next time just lay out some mouse traps. 🧀🐀
“Watch this tho, du du du !!” Got emm!
Cops face at 2:33 "tell it to the judge" 🤣😭
What a piece of thieving trash. I didn't steal but I was hungry so I took all this and drank a beer he didn't buy.
I say he should have been arrested and prosecuted because this was premeditated. Hungry or not.
Cleveland Fennell 😂😂, i would be too scared to 😂
I love honest shoplifters. They’re so funny
He sounds stupid 🥴 “I’m such a con artist”
Hey I have no money,I think I will go steal a beer some jerky and some Swiss cheese.. priceless
Benny and the Jets playing in the background! Love it.
1:10 Why they zoom in on his face like that 😂
“I LIKE TO DRINK BEER”
Beer is like food
SO WHO CALL 911?? Did we ever figure that out ???
Christopher Hutton im pretty sure the store called while he was acting suspicious---the guys insane. it was HIM saying "I NEED SALTED MEAT". remember he said he will just ask for beef jerky to throw them off as he is exiting.
Now thats major self justification if ever there was 😂😂
The titles of these videos man👏🏽🤣
"I'm such a con artist"