MST3k 815 - Agent for H.A.R.M.

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  • @happyspandex
    @happyspandex ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Eleven years on, and you ought to be canonized for your preserving and sharing these episodes, Analogkid. Not all heroes wear capes, or Gizmonic jumpsuits. Thank you.

    • @chrisreasey688
      @chrisreasey688 ปีที่แล้ว

      What ever happened to the bride of the monster? Disappeared about 2 or three months ago

    • @Tony_Cardoza
      @Tony_Cardoza ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They get pulled by the copyright holders once in awhile. It doesn't happen with every episode, but certain movies are more prone to getting taken down by the rights holders. Final Sacrifice gets pulled by that Tjardus Greidanus guy once in awhile. The Thing that Wouldn't Die used to get pulled a lot too. It wasn't on TH-cam for many years but someone uploaded it again a few years ago.

    • @pinkushatejar
      @pinkushatejar ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@Tony_Cardoza seeing a new comment on a 12 year old MST upload is mysterious and delightful, I should note The Final Sacrifice episode is on the Internet Archive for free, never taken down

    • @spuriouslathos2518
      @spuriouslathos2518 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wonder if you've searched up Rowsdower yet. He also has a good selection...

    • @darthinfimus4450
      @darthinfimus4450 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also why we'll never see the Godzilla episodes

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    So many Prince jokes. Only the best from a Minneapolis based show

  • @cyrussoxlegion
    @cyrussoxlegion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This is still one of my favorite episodes. I remember that they had a thing on sci-fi's website, where you could request your favorite mystery science theater episode and one of the ones I requested was agent for harm, and by surprise, they actually showed agent for harm!!!
    That's probably the first and only time in history I'm ever going to influence the programming decisions of a major
    network!

  • @johnl5350
    @johnl5350 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Good plan electrifying the doorknob. I mean, as long as only the exact person you want to touch it, touches it. I mean sure, anyone else with a key could suffer a painful death, but that's the price he was willing to pay to not have to be present to off a guy.

  • @atomichobbit7358
    @atomichobbit7358 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    What mystifies me is how they expect that anyone would take someone in a canary yellow cardigan seriously as a badass spy.

  • @geligniteandlilies
    @geligniteandlilies 12 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Mst3k is one of the few things that keeps me going in hard times. It's magic, Thanks for posting.

    • @chinatype2bassrocker809
      @chinatype2bassrocker809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      seven years later they still hold up.

    • @waltersobchak7275
      @waltersobchak7275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You thought times were hard then😂😂🤣🤣

    • @geligniteandlilies
      @geligniteandlilies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@waltersobchak7275 Too friggen true. Lol

    • @waltersobchak7275
      @waltersobchak7275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@geligniteandlilies wish we could go back😷😷

    • @ysthafellgynghori8423
      @ysthafellgynghori8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd rather endure the hard times than sit through this unfunny twaddle.

  • @CalvinChikelue
    @CalvinChikelue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The James Bond theme riff never fails to get me. I must have seen this episode back in middle school and I still use that gag to this very day.

  • @ericsilva4472
    @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    *ANALOGKID01, I WOULD BE HAVING SUCH A LONELY CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU AND THE MST3K COMMUNITY! THANK YOU ALL!!!*

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Eric, please listen carefully: I need you to call the police right now - I'm stuck in your chimney. Please help. For the love of God, please help!

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@analogkid01 I realize I'm late to the party, but are you still stuck in a chimney?

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @X Why would Prince be wearing a bikini?

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@JamaicanCastlewhy wouldn't he???

    • @cleverty1959
      @cleverty1959 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@JamaicanCastlewhy not??

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    It's cute how they tried to show that H.A.R.M. was an agency of international intrigue and danger by showing a blinking light on a map. And then they send the protagonist to San Diego.

    • @lorinrichman6001
      @lorinrichman6001 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's extremely close to the Mexican border. That's what I call international.

    • @spuriouslathos2518
      @spuriouslathos2518 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@lorinrichman6001
      H.A.R.M. lab assistant: *Sneaks off to Tijuana instead of going to work one day.*
      H.A.R.M. lab assistant: "I'm an *international* agent for a secret organization."

    • @danjohnson887
      @danjohnson887 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nowhere near loud enough LOUD ENOUGH LOUD ENOUGH LOUD ENOUGH.

  • @thickmclargehuge4448
    @thickmclargehuge4448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    1:09:10 i love the fact that Southern Professor Bobo knew Observer was lying because you can NOT use warm water when making a flakey pie crust with lard. When using lard only ice or cold water will work as warm water would melt the fat in the lard and as Observer stated his pie crust was flakey, and Lard produces flakier crusts than butter. Butter begins to melt into the dough at a lower temperature; even the small amount of water present in butter may cause the dough particles to stick to one another rather than separate into the discrete layers that constitute a flaky pastry.

    • @dustincantrell6712
      @dustincantrell6712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Goddamn it, u know a lot about pie crust. Are u a chef or something?

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bobo and Brain Guy later married.

    • @GrixieKong
      @GrixieKong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a great cross-examination, but I think Bobo was leading the witness.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Lard was my sister-woman's favorite!"

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cross examination does let you lead the witness, Bobo did some brilliant work there, got Brainguy in perjury

  • @ScreamingScallop
    @ScreamingScallop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Basil "Fawlty" Malko's crowded spore-production lab is hilariously unsafe; you'd think they'd want better protective gear than aprons and kitchen gloves, and anyone with a brain stem certainly wouldn't _drink a glass of milk_ in that room. But it's the suspended-too-high vat being awkwardly stirred with a wooden paddle that seals the deal. The agents of Heuristic Analog Rental Meat didn't have to do anything about the plot; a couple of Malko's goons would inevitably bump into each other and wipe out everyone in the basement.

  • @scarinasvault
    @scarinasvault 12 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love rewatching these episodes b/c I always catch new things. I just noticed Crow's douchey little goatee when he's doing EXTREME yoga.

    • @CreepyPersonCube.
      @CreepyPersonCube. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CROW: I'm going to assume you mispronounced "dashing" SIR. Or do I come to your job and make fun of your meticulously grown facial hair!?

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i finally noticed how nothing they were doing was "extreme"--however Mike's "extreme" basmati rice was just a little _too_ lame for them. also, love the running gag where sometimes they're like robots, sometimes they're not, sometimes they're into snacks or eat RAM chips, sometimes they "clearly don't" consume food.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come on movie. Just bite me.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXTREEEEEME!

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ramseydoon8277 extreme philately!!

  • @roganzar
    @roganzar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    @56:13 “Five hours of staring at the window finally pays off.”
    Love that line.

    • @christieperry4361
      @christieperry4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prince
      Tab Hunter
      And Bobby Darrin

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Ahhhh! Aaaaah!”

  • @ShojoBakunyu
    @ShojoBakunyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love that Bobo uses the crust defense when I recently learned how to make a hot water crust for meat pies. 🤣😂🤣 I wouldn't have crumbled on the stand like that. 😜😜😜

  • @BlackAdam1231
    @BlackAdam1231 13 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This spy movie is just kinda hangin around the house

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This movie is just proof positive that The Purple One has always been around and is probably still out there.💜

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 12 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Wouldn't want to put a lead pill in the family jewels." I love Mike's wasp accent

  • @blueseanomad7435
    @blueseanomad7435 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a lifelong Prince fan, all the Prince riffs are the icing on the cake for an already great experiment.

  • @CaptEoNinja83
    @CaptEoNinja83 13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Mike on trial stuff is probably my most favorite bunch of host segments ever!!!!
    So many funny Prince jokes!

  • @Azmina_the_warlock
    @Azmina_the_warlock 10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Crow's expletive laced video is hilarious XD

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From continuous Dorkin and beating up drifters with beer bottles.

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 11 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "There's little that can shock me" followed by "Then I put my tongue in an outlet, and that did the trick." HILARIOUS! LOL

  • @jpl3k
    @jpl3k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THIS is what I needed on a rainy Saturday. Thank you, Mike and the bots. It's like it's 1997 all over again.

  • @SockMonkee16
    @SockMonkee16 13 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "My apologies for my odd performance." For some reason I want to see a whole movie dedicated to the adventures of the ghoulish morgue attendant

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's the physical comic relief guy in Catalina Caper.

    • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
      @angusmacfrankenstein7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Look up Gordie the Ghoul in _The Night Stalker_ series!

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is he not in gulag?

    • @onionhat745
      @onionhat745 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He gave that line his all.

    • @charlieb1575
      @charlieb1575 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This joke was my introduction to mst3k. I came in while my friend was watching sat down for about thirty seconds and then that joke happened. For some reason it's always made me laugh like crazy, mikes tone is perfect.

  • @WhatHaveIMade
    @WhatHaveIMade ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wish that I could watch this whole episode right now, but I have to drive the Zamboni over to the karate rink.

  • @susansname
    @susansname 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The electric shaver as a secret recording device. Brilliant. All he needs is an excuse to shave during a conversation. 😬

    • @tommyjonq
      @tommyjonq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Aaaaaaaand, HTF are you supposed hear, let alone record, ANYTHING while an electric shaver is on?

    • @katreev7639
      @katreev7639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This show helped me through so many depressing things in my life.

    • @deha11mo
      @deha11mo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again to save us from eternal judgement and give us eternal life if we believe Him. Only God can save us and freely give us new life inside forever

    • @Xenogeek2
      @Xenogeek2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes, I used to have a secret recording device just like it. Only problem was . . . it didn't record anything except the sound of me shaving.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@deha11mo What weed are you on?

  • @Satuneonred
    @Satuneonred 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Season 8 was nothing but hits!

    • @jbvideos6605
      @jbvideos6605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Facts

    • @JimmyFoxhound
      @JimmyFoxhound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Season 8 was amazing!~ probably my favorite season of them all!

  • @tyroneshuze7888
    @tyroneshuze7888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how when Bobo Starts saying "panties" MIke stars cracking up XD

  • @littleflower7769
    @littleflower7769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Thank you for uploading!😍. Laughing is literally saving my life🙏🏼

  • @nonprofitgirl
    @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    39:20 crow’s swear filled deposition. 😅

  • @MarshalTennerWinter
    @MarshalTennerWinter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I will act as your impartial judge. Though you disgust me beyond measure."

  • @thomasthomas2418
    @thomasthomas2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "...the candy machine in the men's room is out of order!"
    Bobo stole that whole courtroom sequence!

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "How long have you known?" "My cardigan alerted me some time ago..."

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I didn't tell the audience because I figured they didn't need to know"

  • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
    @angusmacfrankenstein7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hunh. Just saw the Wiki page for this and found that ‘The New York Times called it an "anemic James Bond imitation".’ Sounds about right. Thank MST3K for intergalactic legal drama and monkeyshines!

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BAH DAH BAH DAAAAAH!

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Oh mummery, posh and bother!"
    "Say the old top knot seems to be aflame old trench"

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It might be my assistant who calls you since my body was just scissors in half

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TJDious
      Pop! There’s a man giving the squish squash to the old wind tube!

  • @evanrodarte4290
    @evanrodarte4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's awesome to see Sterling Archer's father blazing the trail...

    • @Paul-k1x
      @Paul-k1x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great call!

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "There's drunks in my room? How'd they get in there?"
    "Recorder music for young lovers."

  • @PetProjects2011
    @PetProjects2011 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never noticed before that Mike is wearing his prison cap in the theater.

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Imagine a hero with Critter's Motorcycle "Traveler", Johnny Longbow's stew, and Adam Chance's cardigan. Now that's a hero not even the toughest Rock and Roll Martian would want to mess with.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 11 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    No matter how much of a milksop your movie's hero is, never put him in a yellow iris cardigan for the movie's climax. Whether the movie is "Terminator 2" or "Ordinary People." No cardigans.

    • @potatopower4026
      @potatopower4026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruce wasn't wearing any cardigans in Die Hard.
      😆✌️

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Your clothes. Give them to me. Wait. Scanning. Not that. It won't be cool. Give me that jacket."

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Captain Bud.... milksop...haaaaa! Yes!

    • @Azmina_the_warlock
      @Azmina_the_warlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's like being chased by your anthropology professor

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog ปีที่แล้ว

      1:14:34

  • @ALifeWellSteved
    @ALifeWellSteved 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    39:20 Crow's deposition gets me everytime! "Anyway buddy I hope this S#!% helps"

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Crow hits the bong during commercials.

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was going to post the same thing :)

    • @justinturner4664
      @justinturner4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've always preferred Toms. The way he says Bel Biv Devoe. And "The leggy Czar Nicholas the 2nd"

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justinturner4664 "OLIVERRRRRRRR CROMWELLLLLLL!!!"

    • @christianorr1059
      @christianorr1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crow is definitely my favourite character of the bunch. IMHO he looks a bit like a robotic mini-dragon…dare I say a slight resemblance to a robotic version of Prickle from the Gumby series. I also find his voice to be the most amusing.

  • @myownego
    @myownego 12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Are you coming or do I swim alone?" "Yes, and yes!" - Just became my number one MST3K line :D

  • @RichardBirdsall
    @RichardBirdsall ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That one long take in the court room was brilliant, especially given its length and performance, man I love this show

  • @leijen208
    @leijen208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    All the Prince references are hilarious! And the "Gotta Dance" riff had me burst out laughing.

    • @greedyd5524
      @greedyd5524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lei jen on the way home I wanna pick up some Crrrream

    • @dwarf3535
      @dwarf3535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeahhhhh, i was crying.......

    • @dustincantrell6712
      @dustincantrell6712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like "Oh no, let's go!!!"

    • @waynehand4600
      @waynehand4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me work on that zippa

  • @approximeat
    @approximeat 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Level five smug alert. THANK YOU for uploading this one! This is one of my favorites. I wish they'd release it on DVD so I could buy it already.

  • @mattpedone6649
    @mattpedone6649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It took me years to realize this, but Bobo is 100% right about the pie crust.

  • @johnbryant6049
    @johnbryant6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    RIP Mark Richman. Bc of mst3k I’ve seen this like a dozen times.

  • @hskatkat
    @hskatkat ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The VHS visual distortion is everything.

    • @cthulhuhoops
      @cthulhuhoops 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's so cozy.

  • @lmstyndall
    @lmstyndall 11 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Crow swearing during Mike's Trial was hilarious!

    • @waltersobchak7275
      @waltersobchak7275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why were you doing that?

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you mean ______in' hilarious.

    • @Azmina_the_warlock
      @Azmina_the_warlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top Crow moment for sure 😆

    • @tillitsdone
      @tillitsdone ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, I've always &^$#@! loved that &^$#@! %^ skit. Too &^$#@! funny.

  • @panderjitsinghvv8199
    @panderjitsinghvv8199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun to recognize an actor from their better know films. Guy behind the desk was in Rear Window.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Back when he could still learn more than five lines per scene.

  • @Lazylizardgear
    @Lazylizardgear 12 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    So the alien spore that can kill horribly on contact is kept in an old ammo can in a filing cabinet? Seems safe enough.

  • @rashaseden7062
    @rashaseden7062 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Professor Bobo is amazing in his trial duties.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Panties. Panties. Panties. Panties.
      Panties.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ramseydoon8277
      😅

    • @Tony_Cardoza
      @Tony_Cardoza ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd hire Bobo as my attorney.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That ridiculously huge storage compartment on Chance's wrist....it would be more convenient and less obvious if he just wrapped all his equipment in a knapsack, stuffed it under the back of his cardigan, and pretended to be a hunchback.

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I think Pinkerton agents in the 19th century used those. LOL.

  • @joeyjoejoe1394
    @joeyjoejoe1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "wow marc really worked his sneg off" is somehow one of my favorite riffs, Mike delivered it juuuust right

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Got irritating Sneg? Get Snegoff!"

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bobo as the old country lawyer was so good haha.

  • @GrixieKong
    @GrixieKong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “I’d like to recall the words of the honorable statesman Abraham Lincoln.”
    (Long pause)
    “Well, that about wraps it up. Your witness!”
    Professor Bobo, esq. is the best.

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That and Bobo's "Get away from me murderer!" are the best bits in the court room, which is saying something.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williammatthews693 "Panties, panties, panties... PANTIES!"

    • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
      @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a legitimately genius bit

  • @cristinaalsos
    @cristinaalsos 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You better back up, the power of this Honda 60 is overwhelming" - THE riff I recall this movie by.

  • @BRIANPOWER1977
    @BRIANPOWER1977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    There's a solid ten minutes of people just driving around running errands.

  • @diesweetprince
    @diesweetprince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This js such a funny episode. "Gimme that hundred you owe me or I'll break your darn kneecaps!"

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love that nasal nebbish delivery of "I'm here to set up the AV projector"

  • @dw7493
    @dw7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it when Mike almost laughs during the trial. It's priceless.

  • @sprybug
    @sprybug 10 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This is one of my favorite episodes. So many good riffs and every time "Prince" shows up.. XD
    So under-rated. Nobody talks about this one.

    • @ultra6671
      @ultra6671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This was actually the first episode of the show I ever saw

    • @greedyd5524
      @greedyd5524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you pick up the crrream

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mike's "oh I don't learn very quick do I" at the start had me laugh out quite loud.

    • @deha11mo
      @deha11mo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again to save us from eternal judgement and give us eternal life if we believe Him. Only God can save us and freely give us new life inside forever

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jack My-Ears All I care about is watching people Dorkin.

  • @halfling49
    @halfling49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Professor: "And you, my little simian, you have to provide me with a few more answers"
    Tom: "Oh yeah? Well I'm still in therapy for that wire mom!"

  • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
    @Alucard-A-La-Carte 13 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "No, why're you trying to blame everyone else, YOU'RE the guilty one!"
    I love that line.

    • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
      @angusmacfrankenstein7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know, kinda hits close to home…

    • @nicholasmoose6574
      @nicholasmoose6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like, "I Will act as your impartial judge. (Though you disgust me beyond measure.)" Been there.

  • @invisiblepants6477
    @invisiblepants6477 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Yes, and yes." Best riff ever.

  • @rflp
    @rflp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I didn't know Section 8 built beach homes."

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4617 Speedway Marina Del Rey CA 90292. Since replaced by a much better beach house.

  • @knownfact4905
    @knownfact4905 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This dud's director, Gerd Oswald, had done some terrific work on The Outer Limits. You just never know where life is going to take you

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      From what I read this was shot with the intention of being a tv pilot. They never expected it'd be released in theaters.

  • @charlesloomis2224
    @charlesloomis2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hot chick: “I saw the flashlight. I knew you’d be here.”
    Chance: “Did you?”
    Crow: “Plus you we’re crashing around like a drunk elephant.”
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oldfan1963
    @oldfan1963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I understand "Agent from H.A.R.M" was r-issued on DVD under a new title: "Give Chance a Piece." (teeheehee!)

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @old fan
      Alas, Angeldrawers eluded him.

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quality joke

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      very nice

  • @tactracer1382
    @tactracer1382 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:21:50, "Here's the windup, and there's the smarm!"

  • @JacobiusNH80
    @JacobiusNH80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love the Prince imitations. They had me laughing so hard. Bobo was priceless in this episode, too. Oh, you horror fans may recognize the actor playing Chance as the same actor who plays the douche bag uncle in Friday the 13th part 8.

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yep, part 8, this movie and a latter episode of "The Twilight Zone" are the places I've seen before. He never ages either. He's always stuck in middle age!

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's also the dickhead banker the enterprise crew unfroze on that episode of next gen

    • @josephcosimano6687
      @josephcosimano6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew I knew him from somewhere! Thanks!

    • @justinchildress5813
      @justinchildress5813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow i never knew that

    • @Rosko311
      @Rosko311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@williammatthews693 it's because he always has a clean shaven face

  • @tomservo9254
    @tomservo9254 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    What always kills me is that they set up a mission in Naples that Adam is all ready to go out on and instead he just gets sent to some dumpy vacation beach house.

    • @kurtn4819
      @kurtn4819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No that's actually Naples... the outskirts. 7,000 mls out, but still good ol' Naples.

    • @builderdex
      @builderdex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, he did go to Naples,.. the one in Long Beach, California.

    • @chinatype2bassrocker809
      @chinatype2bassrocker809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It still looks like it was filmed in Ventura.

    • @tom3fitzgerald
      @tom3fitzgerald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya wonder what happened with Tony

  • @jsimon
    @jsimon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Shut up, already. DAMN!". Best. Prince. Reference. Evah.

  • @thantrus
    @thantrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If I'm ever in a pinch, I want Bobo to represent me... I'll probably fry, but it'll be damn funny

  • @ThreeBeingOne
    @ThreeBeingOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Prince. Miss you man.

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is MST3K at its best. Which is more entertaining -- The courtroom scenes or the movie? Fuggedaboudit. They're both brilliant.

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious ปีที่แล้ว

      Season 8 is peak mst3k

    • @scottdavison9449
      @scottdavison9449 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin Murphy should have won an Emmy or Peabody or whatever they give you for doing the best thing ever filmed

  • @thumperpaul155
    @thumperpaul155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    unfriendly scientists offers me a drink in a test tube.... what could go wrong.

  • @gregoryflothe4995
    @gregoryflothe4995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    An amazing episode of MST3K. Totally funny from the beginning: "Opening credits (all lower case) by e.e. cummings and k.d. lang." Mike On Trial is awesome during the breaks. Must See MST3K!

  • @fododude
    @fododude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn, this is a great one. I died every time they pointed out the inept filmmaking. I'm going to watch this again right now.

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    58:58 "Can you give me a ride to Hawaii?" Don't do it, you'll end up in _Code Name: Diamond Head!_

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JamaicanCastle
      Nice meta!

  • @trapadoored
    @trapadoored 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I hope Judo range girl doesn't "quit going around being a woman." she's really too good at it to stop.

  • @JBfan88
    @JBfan88 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The constant drunk jokes about Chance's boss are my favorite

    • @utoobuser101
      @utoobuser101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that actor was a serious alcoholic in real life. He died of liver failure.

    • @JBfan88
      @JBfan88 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Amazing. Thanks for that.@@utoobuser101

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    38:00 You know, you're not supposed to have open drinks (or any drinks really) in a chemistry lab, and that probably goes double when you're mixing up some kind of horrible toxin that dissolves people's faces from even casual contact.
    And you certainly shouldn't go to all that trouble and put yourself in grave danger for milk.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @JamaicanCastle
      Yeah. And you probably shouldn’t keep samples of a meteor that fell to earth behind the iron curtain two years ago and brought a deadly alien spore with it in an old lunch box in the filing cabinet.
      But, it’s your job. I won’t ask you HOW you DO IT.

    • @tom3fitzgerald
      @tom3fitzgerald 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dougjb7848 have I made myself clear?

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tom3fitzgerald
      No, YOU are!
      Dah-dunh-DAH-…. never mind

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tom3fitzgerald You made the Amazing Transparent Man clear.

  • @Lanerz84
    @Lanerz84 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hear you on the Pearl bit. To reference Delta Knights AGAIN, I love when she takes Mike's place and makes movie comments, that's one funny lady. I'm with analogkid, I think the bits that have to do with the movies are the best. My one exception to that is when Mike thinks he's the guy from Inside the Actor's Studio and talks about Ray Liotta smelling like apples. Well, I'm out, off to sell some miniature books.

  • @andrewgeraci8798
    @andrewgeraci8798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The most lethargic spy (and spy movie) of all time!

  • @jpl3k
    @jpl3k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:13:36 [Bang] "Owwwww, my hampster was in that pocket!" -reference to Clint Eastwood's scene in Revenge of the Creature, episode 801. Funny, I must have seen this episode 400 times and just got that one. Amazing

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    HE MAINTAINS AN APPLIANCE! TAH DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

    • @jo20042008
      @jo20042008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey! I remember you!!!, but yea, that line is funny though! LOL :)

    • @jhlogue
      @jhlogue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just got to pop in and cash this check, TAH DAH DAH DAHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @monkeymouse
      @monkeymouse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The James Bond stings are a great part of this riff, along with the Prince references

  • @JetMags
    @JetMags 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "you lucky shorts, you're about to gift wrap a beautiful package"

  • @tonytarheel55
    @tonytarheel55 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this show should have never been taking off! it's been 13 years i still miss it!

  • @mg1342mg
    @mg1342mg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "When he is convicted I will ask that the wretched accused be eaten by fire ants." Oh, man, that's funny on several levels! Ha!

  • @tripoli911
    @tripoli911 13 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ok, I did something sad...I marked off the number of Prince references...25. There, are you happy?

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thanks!

    • @asonsopenjournal2688
      @asonsopenjournal2688 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My wife is a big Prince fan, and I've been trying to convince her to watch this episode. Your Prince-count might be the important info I need. Thanks !

  • @Jackswild30
    @Jackswild30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I'd like to spend the night inside your sugar walls" LMAO!!!!!!!

  • @GretaZ-dd3lu
    @GretaZ-dd3lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Saddened to read the actor who played Adam Chance died last month, age 93.

    • @cmillerg6306
      @cmillerg6306 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As seen in Star Trek Next generation

  • @RevanDuvalcane
    @RevanDuvalcane 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "H.A.R.M. stands for 'hot and ready man'." LOL

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    17:55 I don't think the makers of this movie realized how foreign-language tapes work. You *repeat* the phrase spoken so that you know you're saying the right thing and pronouncing it in a comprehensible manner. How would she know if she was speaking incorrectly, if she doesn't mimic the record? Is it going to listen and correct her response?
    It's like watching someone try to drive a nail with the handle of a hammer.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't think they knew how spy movies worked either.

  • @MrGMoney1944
    @MrGMoney1944 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This plays on loop at my dentist office.

    • @chriscarlis8654
      @chriscarlis8654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Best. Dentist. EVER!

    • @gregoryflothe4995
      @gregoryflothe4995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Better than N2O (nitrous oxide) heh. Don't laugh while drilling tho'!

    • @BeeDub57
      @BeeDub57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's for not knowing anything about ancient dentistry!
      ...
      Not the same episode, but relevant.

    • @JonKovach
      @JonKovach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BeeDub57 "the lazer that wirs like a drill"

    • @Emiliapocalypse
      @Emiliapocalypse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Better than Little Shop of Horrors

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This movie actually has a kinda cool 60's intro with the helvetica font and the triangles

  • @justinrogow787
    @justinrogow787 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love your descriptions for these

  • @baloodarling486
    @baloodarling486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "A man will believe the lies he wants to believe, comrade..." I can't believe a movie this lousy contains a line so perceptive, I'm thinking it was an ad-lib by the actor.

  • @xservox
    @xservox 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bobo, Pearl, and the Amish Boy are so hilarious in this episode.

  • @noisedisorder7308
    @noisedisorder7308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "and I get the Dead Head van.
    Don't you let your deal go down." 🎶

  • @Entrophyed1
    @Entrophyed1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:39 "In its final days, budget cuts reduced the Soviet Army to one soldier." Prophecies are always written in the most unusual spaces 😂😂😂

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised no one also brought up that soldier is holding an M16