Emo Phillips - Girlfriend

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @keykrazy
    @keykrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "You don't understand. This other guy loves me and wants to marry me..."
    "It sounds like he doesn't even know you!"

  • @beauholland8573
    @beauholland8573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I have been crazy about Emo for years. My cheeks and jaws hurt every time! Thank you Emo for being the best

  • @MrIshmael81
    @MrIshmael81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That Aquinas joke is underrated.

  • @StefanTravis
    @StefanTravis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    _"I'm a great lover. I bet."_ - Emo Phillips.

  • @Theo-hc5ob
    @Theo-hc5ob 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Everything about is FUNNY, from what he is saying, to how he is saying it. Along with the visual part, like those lace fringed pants? the sleeveless jacket?!?, and his physical ticks. He is BRILLIANT.

  • @darofenton6217
    @darofenton6217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I always remember the time he said he loved his girlfriend very much ..from the top of her head to the tag on her toes 😂

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    To me his best one is when he met a guy on the street and the guy says: "Haven't I seen you on television?" And Emo goes "....How should I know? It's not like I can see the other way through the screen..." And then he makes his classic 'what a moron'-face.

  • @jennahinckley8216
    @jennahinckley8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The radiation treatment joke killed me

  • @mattevans7884
    @mattevans7884 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Pure genius.......

  • @lindaeasley4336
    @lindaeasley4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Part of his stage act is to be fidgety and child like which I find unique and it just adds to his humor

  • @Ravedaze.
    @Ravedaze. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Comedy gold right here kids!😃👍

  • @jbmbryant
    @jbmbryant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love is finding someone who's microbes you've developed a resistance to.
    -Emo Phillips

  • @joelcawthon5729
    @joelcawthon5729 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emo is very funny!

  • @deanellis3468
    @deanellis3468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The evolution/swimming joke was genius lmao.

  • @xelzaar
    @xelzaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    User friendly - absolutely the smartest 'whatever you call it' that I've heard in comedy. More than a punch line.

  • @fb57promotion
    @fb57promotion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is amazing

  • @rebeccaward6384
    @rebeccaward6384 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite Baptist comedian ever.

    • @SebastianTaylor-e3y
      @SebastianTaylor-e3y หลายเดือนก่อน

      I forget… is he a northern Baptist or southern Babtist?

  • @cryptocuda7679
    @cryptocuda7679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pure Genius.

  • @DaveMorgansMartian
    @DaveMorgansMartian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:02: Emo Philips writes the most brilliant jokes. This whole joke depends on one LETTER: the "s" at the end of "beside": "That night we're at the movie theater, and there's this really ugly, slimy, repulsive pervert besides me...."

    • @meganwynn372
      @meganwynn372 ปีที่แล้ว

      naw, its the *reveal*, that's what youre thinking of. the whole joke cant depend on the the letter 's'. that's silly!

  • @talastra
    @talastra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ambiguity, the devil's volleyball.

  • @Alapaloozalover2000
    @Alapaloozalover2000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Girlfriend: I don’t like this ring!
    Emo: You picked it out! It’s not my fault if you can’t operate the little crane very well!
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelclements4643
    @michaelclements4643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His style looks like he's auditioning for doctor who

  • @kutchero
    @kutchero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Surprise me.....Buy me something expensive that i won't even use"
    Clap* Clap* clap*

  • @Dovahween
    @Dovahween 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He was too ahead of his time for people to accept.

    • @DVD927
      @DVD927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s still ahead of his time.

  • @terrywalsh6507
    @terrywalsh6507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he's 1 with the ladies.

  • @cullenbohannon1408
    @cullenbohannon1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He reminds me of Stuart on mad tv. Haha!

  • @joelcawthon5729
    @joelcawthon5729 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny

  • @stevend.bennett427
    @stevend.bennett427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:06 Says it all.

  • @211FairyTale
    @211FairyTale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    So do emo kids realize that he is actually the original emo? (jet black hair, nerd, socially awkward, often depressed) I bet they don't get it.

    • @PreDopeTV
      @PreDopeTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do... But sadly most don't.

    • @nicparker3809
      @nicparker3809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you sound young. enjoy it.

  • @fredsalter1915
    @fredsalter1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:05 what the fuc*? Fricking gorgeous!!!!!!!!

  • @jonathanswift2251
    @jonathanswift2251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    his girlfriend's name was Joooooooooodeeeeee Tanooooooduuuhhhhh

  • @andyharman3022
    @andyharman3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If Emo Phillips and Bobcat Goldthwaite had appeared on a comedy twin bill, would it have ripped a hole in the space-time continuum?

  • @ShutUpWesley
    @ShutUpWesley ปีที่แล้ว

    We need AI to clean this up, so it can be streamed in 2k res. And a bit of sound cleanup.

  • @louisskulnik7390
    @louisskulnik7390 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who is gay for Emo? Me.

  • @lil_billiam69
    @lil_billiam69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Arthur Fleck vibes

  • @j-dgg4056
    @j-dgg4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As per burgers

  • @tomhamilton1562
    @tomhamilton1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not funny

    • @michaelwertzy9808
      @michaelwertzy9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No brain with any sense of humor at all, T,H. I think you shouldn't really feel uncomfortable laughing amongst your "peers" or family. I feel bad for you, clone.

    • @kutchero
      @kutchero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad...

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kutchero Yes, that is the opposite of funny. ;)

  • @jeffbuckley4453
    @jeffbuckley4453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    theres no excuse to talk like tht. I kno the voice is fake

    • @radicaldreamerasmr647
      @radicaldreamerasmr647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's part of the joke!

    • @psyclotronxx3083
      @psyclotronxx3083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What a buzzkill. WTF?

    • @chrisbarlow2131
      @chrisbarlow2131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@radicaldreamerasmr647 I think the guy is just a wind up merchant.

    • @kutchero
      @kutchero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life of the PARTY!!!!