The amount of times Coney has talked about how he would Looney Tunes grab an animal’s tail and swing it around definitely has that dad “Back in my day sonny we would have” energy.
I think the assumption with the Annual Orangutan is that it’s highly dependent on the ability of the Goblin, something we can’t easily define and is therefore established by the person creating the scenario, Whereas the Orangutan has a set danger level that we can understand.
@@3eve0n let’s assume it’ll just wildly swing, as it’s not dubbed the annual sword fighter. still with how strong and fast an orangutang is, a formidable foe to be sure
9:30 here is my favourite elephant fact. There are elephants in tailand who know that by law cars have to give them right of way and stop for them. So they purposefully stop trucks carrying plants and other produce to eat off the load then continue on
I love when Coney starts off a video saying “I don’t like ___” and then gradually starts liking them more until he sees the animal as a baby and he freaks out and gives in.
for those curious, the bird mentioned at 6:24 is the loggerhead shrike, which literally SKEWER their prey on thorns, barbed wire, or anything else sharp enough. they can't kill their prey themselves because they don't have strong enough talons so they resort to horrific acts of violence :)
I was watching Summit and had it muted for a bit, and when I turned it back on, there was a poll in chat that said “Answer to Coney’s question?” and the options were “car goblin” and “orangutan” and I was just so confused. At least now I know what that was about. Good job Coney for getting the real question out to an audience of 50,000 live.
Fun fact about crows and ravens: they're smart enough to know that cars apply a lot of force, and these use this knowledge for things like dropping a hard-shelled nut in the road so that a car can crack the shell open, to chasing a squirrel into the path of an oncoming car. In busy enough areas, they're even smart enough to drop nuts onto the crosswalks to lower the risk of getting run over themselves. Just wait for a red light, dodge the feet of the humans, retrieve the bag, and a corvid gets a nice little snack. Crows and ravens are also smart enough that they know how to play. There are several examples of them getting plastic lids or whatever and standing on top of them to go down snow-covered hills, or even just forgoing their makeshift sled and just sliding down hills themselves. Also I vote goblin, what the hell do I do if the orangutan spawns when I'm in surgery or something? Granted, I'd be interested in knowing whether or not other people can help me kill either one, or if I'm allowed to use my car to deal with the goblin, or if either one of them leaves behind a corpse upon defeat, or how aggressive they'd be, or if I can reliably distract them before swooping in for the kill, or whether or not I'm allowed to use a weapon on either of them, or if they're allowed to use other weapons, or if I eventually earn enough EXP to level up, or how skilled either of them are in ranged combat, or how big the goblin is, or if the orangutan is even good at wielding its sword, or etc. An interesting thing to consider about the orangutan though is that every day in that year he doesn't show up, there's an increased chance of him showing up the next day. On Jan 1, that's a 1/365 chance, but on Jan 2 only a 1/364 chance (assuming it doesn't immediately show up day 1), and so on, all the way to a 1/1 chance he shows up Dec 31 if he still hasn't by then. Plan everything important early in the year I guess
This stream made me learn about Coney's hypothetical annual orangutan talk and man that conversation sure... was something. I wouldn't want either to spawn, let me drive my car in peace. Also that moth with the snake pattern is great.
I'm really happy casual geographic is as big as is. I've spent so much time during car rides listening to random animal trivia and it's made things considerably less dull.
@@DANCERcow That's anyone who makes content on the internet - and I'm sure he pins down corrections on his videos when he finds evidence to the contrary.
Coney absolutely changed the “anual orangutan” it's typically fight a chicken everytime you get into your car or fight an orangutan with a sword every year. There's no world where I lose to a chicken. I don't know what a goblin could do.
After Goblin 20 or 30 it'd just feel like business as usual, the only real concern I have with this hypothetical is do I also have to dispose of each Goblin corpse or can I just chuck it out on the street and let that part of the process be someone elses problem?
That annual orangutan thing, imagine picking the orangutan and having shitty luck where you kill it right before New Years and once you think it’s over it spawns right back at the start of the next year.
Bro goblin all day. It'll just be one of those weird things everyone has to do to star there car in the morning. Some people fiddle with the battery, some need there radio on and I'll be the guy that caves in a goblins chest.
If i saw that evil ass kangaroo during the middle of the night in pitch black darkness, I would’ve floored that truck. Sh!t triggered my flight or fight response lmao.
Idk, I think I'm gonna choose the goblin. The goblin is consistent, and I know when and where he'll arrive. Not to mention, if I have to have the goblin everyday, I'll be well practiced in goblin murder. And I can use the goblins remains to make hardcore decorations, or sell the skulls on Etsy
The fact that it's every time you start a car makes the goblin really tough, imagine you're going to the store. That's 1 goblin when you go to the store, 1 when you're going home and if your car ever stalls out have fun killing a goblin on the street. Daily life in countries like the us is car centric and the goblin will kill you through a war of attrition
I’d have to take the orangutan because I clean pools witch requires me to drive to different homes meaning I start a car like 20 times a day. But I won’t lie that the idea of the orangutan spawning like a dark souls invader at any time is frightening, but I can treat it as another chore like doing my taxes.
I'm with coney on this kill the goblin Because "THE ONLY GOOD GOBLIN IS THE ONES THAT STAYED IN THEIR HOLES" I'm gonna become the god damn goblin slayer
I love people being introduced to the Kea this way. Cause usually they’re introduced as the only alpine parrot in the world, intelligent enough to rival corvids and endangered due to them being native to one island in the world. Cause when you’re introduced to a kea like that, a New Zealander rocking up wanting to fight one sounds absolutely wild but they are menaces. It’s actually pretty notorious that they also mess with cones and road work signs if no one is watching them and can mess with traffic. Unfortunately spinning them around on your finger isn’t going to work, they’ll bite it off. They’re also bigger and heavier than what you’re prepared for.
Coney, birds are hype! The way that they swoop and fan out their feathers to slow down and perch is so cool. Some look so sick and others are so pretty, I like crows/ravens, birds from the Corvid family… I get they are not really “nice” and are actually more of a pest to humanity, but I like their edgy look and they way they show dominance over other species
The funny thing with the Annual Orangutan is while Coney's entire chat was just asking about the Orangutan, my friends wouldn't stop asking questions about the Goblin.
I’d take the chicken any day. I’d work where I can walk/bike/bus to my job. If I ever have to get in a car I’ve heard you can snap a chicken’s neck fairly easily. Normally the hard part is catching it, but if it’s aggroed on you, you just grab it. You might take some pecks but that’s doable
I’m choosing goblins. I can find other ways of commuting to work, and if I HAVE to start a car, I can prepare in advance. Waiting around all year, not knowing when I’ll have to fight an orangutang that can one tap me, that’s not even an option.
I take the goblin. I'm gonna capture the ones that spawn and sell them, until I have the money to move somewhere where I don't need a car, and can use a bike or public transit.
Seeing the Kea on the list reminds me of when I went on a road trip one time and we stopped at a caravan park, and I saw a Kea eyeing up this other caravan, he jumped in, ran out 20 seconds later with a whole loaf of bread into the bushes
I watched a little bit of this guy when he started out on tiktok but I haven't rlly been following him since, anytime he popped up I'd not watch it which is a shame he's so talented. I was half expecting it to be ididathing tho since he's got animal stuff and he's right up coney's alley. I NEED coney to react to ididathing, that would be the best crossover since matpat joined a pbg episode!
Fr though i take the goblin and just don’t drive. Alternatively, since the hypothetical is when you *start* a car, you hire someone to do it for you then you drive the car after they start it.
I literally submitted the kangaroo jumping to react wars season 5 having no idea that it one season 1 and I was confused when my video got removed from the cue. Now I know why lol
okay but here's the thing right? If the goblin spawns with a WEAPON, like a really pointy stick, I think I'd go for the orangutan. Goblins may be small, but anything smart enough to wield a weapon is dangerous with a weapon, and I'd say a goblin with a pointy stick is equally dangerous as the orangutan. It also depends on if trains or other people's cars count for the goblin, how far the minimum distance is for the orangutan or goblin are, or if they can spawn INSIDE of you. If they can spawn inside you, the orangutan is instantly a better pick because you have way fewer chances to get an internal orangutan than an internal goblin. This does get countered however, if other cars or busses do NOT trigger a goblin. If the goblin is ONLY from your car, it is an obvious pick.
I refuse to believe an orangutan could wield a broadsword. It's all arms, no legs. If it manages to raise the sword, it'd knock itself over when it tries to swing. So basically, the orangutan gives you a free sword with which to kill it. Easiest pick ever 😌
The amount of times Coney has talked about how he would Looney Tunes grab an animal’s tail and swing it around definitely has that dad “Back in my day sonny we would have” energy.
Thats one of his ten phrases when you pull the string on his back
Humans don't have a whole lot of great built in weapons, but we do have big grabby hands that we can looney tunes shit with
I think the assumption with the Annual Orangutan is that it’s highly dependent on the ability of the Goblin, something we can’t easily define and is therefore established by the person creating the scenario, Whereas the Orangutan has a set danger level that we can understand.
only question I have about the orangutan is how well it knows how to use the broadsword.
@@3eve0n If it can pick it up, I assume it could use it. It has the ability to spawn.
@@Oh-Ben yeah but would it actually use it like a trained swordsman or would it just kinda swing it around?
@@3eve0n let’s assume it’ll just wildly swing, as it’s not dubbed the annual sword fighter. still with how strong and fast an orangutang is, a formidable foe to be sure
Yes, the set danger level of a fucking orangutan
It's still a Very high level of danger
Because it's a fucking orangutan
9:30 here is my favourite elephant fact. There are elephants in tailand who know that by law cars have to give them right of way and stop for them. So they purposefully stop trucks carrying plants and other produce to eat off the load then continue on
I love when Coney starts off a video saying “I don’t like ___” and then gradually starts liking them more until he sees the animal as a baby and he freaks out and gives in.
for those curious, the bird mentioned at 6:24 is the loggerhead shrike, which literally SKEWER their prey on thorns, barbed wire, or anything else sharp enough. they can't kill their prey themselves because they don't have strong enough talons so they resort to horrific acts of violence :)
Also commonly referred to as "The Butcher Bird" for those tendencies. A very neat little bird thats resourceful
Look up Sam O’nella
I was watching Summit and had it muted for a bit, and when I turned it back on, there was a poll in chat that said “Answer to Coney’s question?” and the options were “car goblin” and “orangutan” and I was just so confused. At least now I know what that was about. Good job Coney for getting the real question out to an audience of 50,000 live.
Fun fact about crows and ravens: they're smart enough to know that cars apply a lot of force, and these use this knowledge for things like dropping a hard-shelled nut in the road so that a car can crack the shell open, to chasing a squirrel into the path of an oncoming car. In busy enough areas, they're even smart enough to drop nuts onto the crosswalks to lower the risk of getting run over themselves. Just wait for a red light, dodge the feet of the humans, retrieve the bag, and a corvid gets a nice little snack.
Crows and ravens are also smart enough that they know how to play. There are several examples of them getting plastic lids or whatever and standing on top of them to go down snow-covered hills, or even just forgoing their makeshift sled and just sliding down hills themselves.
Also I vote goblin, what the hell do I do if the orangutan spawns when I'm in surgery or something? Granted, I'd be interested in knowing whether or not other people can help me kill either one, or if I'm allowed to use my car to deal with the goblin, or if either one of them leaves behind a corpse upon defeat, or how aggressive they'd be, or if I can reliably distract them before swooping in for the kill, or whether or not I'm allowed to use a weapon on either of them, or if they're allowed to use other weapons, or if I eventually earn enough EXP to level up, or how skilled either of them are in ranged combat, or how big the goblin is, or if the orangutan is even good at wielding its sword, or etc. An interesting thing to consider about the orangutan though is that every day in that year he doesn't show up, there's an increased chance of him showing up the next day. On Jan 1, that's a 1/365 chance, but on Jan 2 only a 1/364 chance (assuming it doesn't immediately show up day 1), and so on, all the way to a 1/1 chance he shows up Dec 31 if he still hasn't by then. Plan everything important early in the year I guess
This stream made me learn about Coney's hypothetical annual orangutan talk and man that conversation sure... was something.
I wouldn't want either to spawn, let me drive my car in peace.
Also that moth with the snake pattern is great.
I feel like you just game the system by taking the car option then biking everywhere, or getting carpooled, etc.
@@austinfletchermusic Coney would just change it up to say any mode of transportation.
@@Xanek NOOO I'VE BEEN GAMED
... still probably a goblin, just because I think I can't beat the 'tan every time and if I don't I DED
the issue is i am far too weak to kill an orangutan in any scenario but if my life wasn’t on the line the annual orangutan would be really funny
during the stream that orangutan discussion went on for over an hour and continued through the videos. nobody ever asked about the goblin
Goblin. I could always just ride a bike everywhere and summon goblins inside anyone's car.
I love the immediate pivot from "pussies" to "nevermind get the fuck outta there"
Casual Geographic is one of the best channels there is. Educational, funny, engaging, concise. Mamadou is the GOAT.
9:23 That musical transition to the elephant remurdering the old lady at her funeral...
I'm really happy casual geographic is as big as is. I've spent so much time during car rides listening to random animal trivia and it's made things considerably less dull.
He has gotta information about certain animals wrong though.
@@DANCERcow That's anyone who makes content on the internet - and I'm sure he pins down corrections on his videos when he finds evidence to the contrary.
Did you have to fight a goblin at the start of all those car rides?
@@giraffegiraffe810 No it only spawns when you start the car, not when you turn it off
@@baldandknuckles you right I’m gonna edit the comment now
Coney absolutely changed the “anual orangutan” it's typically fight a chicken everytime you get into your car or fight an orangutan with a sword every year. There's no world where I lose to a chicken. I don't know what a goblin could do.
ah yes coney time, the best part of my day.
After Goblin 20 or 30 it'd just feel like business as usual, the only real concern I have with this hypothetical is do I also have to dispose of each Goblin corpse or can I just chuck it out on the street and let that part of the process be someone elses problem?
I don't have a car, I can't drive, and I can continue living my life just fine by walking, ubers and public transport. Easy goblin for me.
That annual orangutan thing, imagine picking the orangutan and having shitty luck where you kill it right before New Years and once you think it’s over it spawns right back at the start of the next year.
Bro goblin all day. It'll just be one of those weird things everyone has to do to star there car in the morning. Some people fiddle with the battery, some need there radio on and I'll be the guy that caves in a goblins chest.
Casual geographic is actually one of the most entertaining people on the internet! Man just has a fun aura around him!
If i saw that evil ass kangaroo during the middle of the night in pitch black darkness, I would’ve floored that truck. Sh!t triggered my flight or fight response lmao.
honnye badgers have that video game healing, just lay i a bed and all damage is magically healed
Idk, I think I'm gonna choose the goblin. The goblin is consistent, and I know when and where he'll arrive. Not to mention, if I have to have the goblin everyday, I'll be well practiced in goblin murder. And I can use the goblins remains to make hardcore decorations, or sell the skulls on Etsy
I love Casual Geographic. That channel is the best way to learn AND get some good laughs
I love casual geographic
After watching the hippo vs croc documentary on Disney plus last Sunday, hippos are a lot more violent than the media make them out to be
At least the Annual Orangutan wouldn't rob me.
The goblin, however...
I'm just not getting in a car anymore, quitting my job- I don't have it in me to kill that often and the annual orangutan is just better than me
me checking behind the shower curtain before taking a shit.
then. I feel it. the orangutan has spawned. And the curtain is slowly peeled back.
FELLAS!
This animal channel is lit
Coney and Casual, my two favorite youtubers currently, being in the same video is fucking wild
Coney’s hair looks really good this video
Hey I agree honestly, very impressive from the Con man himself
Does the orangutan have cool boss music when it spawns?
Chat is gaslighting you coney, you can totally domestic a tiny hippo. We did it up in Canada. It's called the house hippo!
I feel like goblin is definitely the play. We’ve all heard coney talk about how scary monkeys are.
I haven’t driven in like 4 years. Between no goblins, or fighting 4 orangoutangs, it’s an easy choice.
I expected this to be TierZoo posting since Coney likes animals and Tiers lol
The penguins at my zoo have a free roam area where they all walk around on the paths. They’ll bite you if you get close lmao.
The fact that it's every time you start a car makes the goblin really tough, imagine you're going to the store. That's 1 goblin when you go to the store, 1 when you're going home and if your car ever stalls out have fun killing a goblin on the street. Daily life in countries like the us is car centric and the goblin will kill you through a war of attrition
I’d have to take the orangutan because I clean pools witch requires me to drive to different homes meaning I start a car like 20 times a day. But I won’t lie that the idea of the orangutan spawning like a dark souls invader at any time is frightening, but I can treat it as another chore like doing my taxes.
You can't domesticate a single animal. You domesticate a species over time. You tame a single animal. And I would not try to tame a hippo.
JUSTICE FOR SHARKS
YOOOO CASUAL G IS NOW ON A CONEY VID?!?! Let’s go!!!!!
Orangutan having a sword is unreasonable makes goblin too easy of a choice
I've been watching Casual Geo since he started off way back when, he's a legend
What *level* is the goblin?
Do i get XP for killing it?
I take the bus, I'll go with zero goblins unless there's an emergency and I have to drive someone else's car.
Baby Pigmy Hippos are the CUTEST LIVING THINGS ON EARTH
Moo deng
I got robbed by seagulls once
I saw a Kea holding a firearm and im already hooked in
I'm with coney on this kill the goblin
Because "THE ONLY GOOD GOBLIN IS THE ONES THAT STAYED IN THEIR HOLES"
I'm gonna become the god damn goblin slayer
Manta rays are so CUTE and PRETTY!
I click on this video and immediately get recommended a “Kid Brainiac” movie. You are making the algorithm think I’m an infant Coney
I love people being introduced to the Kea this way. Cause usually they’re introduced as the only alpine parrot in the world, intelligent enough to rival corvids and endangered due to them being native to one island in the world. Cause when you’re introduced to a kea like that, a New Zealander rocking up wanting to fight one sounds absolutely wild but they are menaces. It’s actually pretty notorious that they also mess with cones and road work signs if no one is watching them and can mess with traffic. Unfortunately spinning them around on your finger isn’t going to work, they’ll bite it off. They’re also bigger and heavier than what you’re prepared for.
Coney, birds are hype! The way that they swoop and fan out their feathers to slow down and perch is so cool. Some look so sick and others are so pretty, I like crows/ravens, birds from the Corvid family… I get they are not really “nice” and are actually more of a pest to humanity, but I like their edgy look and they way they show dominance over other species
Spawn goblins. Create demand for goblins. Sell goblins. Have someone else drive my car
Would absolutely take more of these specific reactions
The funny thing with the Annual Orangutan is while Coney's entire chat was just asking about the Orangutan, my friends wouldn't stop asking questions about the Goblin.
I’d take the chicken any day. I’d work where I can walk/bike/bus to my job. If I ever have to get in a car I’ve heard you can snap a chicken’s neck fairly easily. Normally the hard part is catching it, but if it’s aggroed on you, you just grab it. You might take some pecks but that’s doable
I hate coney's chat for shaming him about not making the connection between deer and kangaroos. I never thought about that either!!!
No one tell Coney crows have funerals, too
I’m choosing goblins. I can find other ways of commuting to work, and if I HAVE to start a car, I can prepare in advance.
Waiting around all year, not knowing when I’ll have to fight an orangutang that can one tap me, that’s not even an option.
Yo Jeremy just like all of Corey's audience fr.
That includes me
There are a large variety of creature that fall under the Goblin name. What kind? A tiny little critter, a short green person? That is very important.
3:07 the classic react wars was how I even found the clip
I could FARM goblin bodies and sell them to scientists to make a fortune EASY
OMG Casual Geographic the GOAT
Idc how many times i have to kill a goblin, i’m not dealing with the annual orangutan
Coney’s little popeye threats are amazing
Great editing job today
F for Jeremy
Goblin, I'll just procrastinate on getting my liscence and always take public Transport for the rest of my life!
As someone who starts vehicles multiple times every work day, I can plan for the orangutan
I take the goblin. I'm gonna capture the ones that spawn and sell them, until I have the money to move somewhere where I don't need a car, and can use a bike or public transit.
Animal videos on this channel are just Coney saying he'll either turn them into entire butcher shops or insult them
I've been waiting for Coney to find this content
Seeing the Kea on the list reminds me of when I went on a road trip one time and we stopped at a caravan park, and I saw a Kea eyeing up this other caravan, he jumped in, ran out 20 seconds later with a whole loaf of bread into the bushes
20:19 A Manta Ray killed my childhood hero, Steve Erwin tho.
I have to constantly start a mail truck up, I'll take the Orangutan. The goblin is way too constant of a threat for me to deal with.
I watched a little bit of this guy when he started out on tiktok but I haven't rlly been following him since, anytime he popped up I'd not watch it which is a shame he's so talented. I was half expecting it to be ididathing tho since he's got animal stuff and he's right up coney's alley. I NEED coney to react to ididathing, that would be the best crossover since matpat joined a pbg episode!
New year’s eve orangutan into new year’s day orangutan would have me in shambles but I’ll take my chances
If a Goblin spawns from me getting in the car, can I get in, and keep it as a pet, then kill a different one next time?
i'd go with the goblin purely for the chaos that it would bring during carpools and taxi rides :)
1:30 how did he get underwater
this is such a perfect crossover
Goblin no question. Its constant and if you don't want to kill it you can just not drive.
Opening youtube only to immediately see the thumbnail was horrifying
But can the goblin cast spells?
Fr though i take the goblin and just don’t drive. Alternatively, since the hypothetical is when you *start* a car, you hire someone to do it for you then you drive the car after they start it.
I literally submitted the kangaroo jumping to react wars season 5 having no idea that it one season 1 and I was confused when my video got removed from the cue. Now I know why lol
How did you not laugh when the elephant bitch slapped the lady😂
I've had Mexican stand offs with magpies.
9:50 I didn’t know that. I thought elephants like dogs just went to go alone and die.
Annual orangutan - Goblins. Work from home.
I would pick the goblin, I would rather be prepared to kill the goblin rather than being paranoid with the annual orangutan.
I'd rather kill a goblin every time and just live in a walkable city without the need for a car checkmate
okay but here's the thing right? If the goblin spawns with a WEAPON, like a really pointy stick, I think I'd go for the orangutan. Goblins may be small, but anything smart enough to wield a weapon is dangerous with a weapon, and I'd say a goblin with a pointy stick is equally dangerous as the orangutan. It also depends on if trains or other people's cars count for the goblin, how far the minimum distance is for the orangutan or goblin are, or if they can spawn INSIDE of you. If they can spawn inside you, the orangutan is instantly a better pick because you have way fewer chances to get an internal orangutan than an internal goblin. This does get countered however, if other cars or busses do NOT trigger a goblin. If the goblin is ONLY from your car, it is an obvious pick.
I'll just take the goblin and opt for public transport
Or hire a driver since the hypothetical only applies to me
I refuse to believe an orangutan could wield a broadsword. It's all arms, no legs. If it manages to raise the sword, it'd knock itself over when it tries to swing. So basically, the orangutan gives you a free sword with which to kill it. Easiest pick ever 😌
Yo Coney the Casual Geographic link in the description is broken