Yeah I beat Mario but then toad told me my princess was in another castle but no, I made it to the castle, I basically beat the game already, I'm not doing all that. I'll just accept I got the bad ending
Nah I'm living in a simulation, I had no idea they made this EXACT comparison this time when I wrote the comment. I'd heard the story before but never this
18:13 I'm always a fan of when fiction tries to explain weird phenomenon by integrating it into it's narrative (In Dr. Who dust particles are actually carnivorous monsters). In Yugioh 5Ds, the Nazca Lines are essentially fancy looking satan summoning circles that sacrifice the souls of the living to summon deities, and because this is Yugioh, this is all done in service of playing a singular children's trading card.
I don't think yu-gi-oh 's ever done as much of a service to human culture as when it made a bunch of people Nazca lines enthusiasts. Yes, that includes me.
For more info, Vashta Nerada are a microscopic (thing? its not really clear *what* they are) that look like shadows in large groups. The dust thing that you mentioned is just the observation that sometimes "dust" is just really small groups of them. I think the more interesting thing about Vashta Nerada is that they are the reason that the fear of the dark exists in universe which I think is hilarious. (For those curious Vashta Nerada translates literally to "The Shadows that Melt the Flesh")
I absolutely think that Coney should just play through the rest of Nier: Automata off camera, and the next time it's brought up, he just says "Yeah, I did the rest of it, it's alright."
I started laughing so hard because when he said it looked like Banjo my brain immediately recognized that one ruin area in the first level where you learn the Talon Trot
"It's done, at last" Never played the game but that ending just seems so weird. Also Ken Jeong being mad is reasonable, like why the hell is Guliani doing there on a game show when he was embroiled in controversy. Glad the Jinjo bit at Stonehenge made it in. That shit was funny.
Essentially they get blasted because all the game before then takes place in some fantasy world 1000 years before and only that final fight is in 2003 Tokyo. So airforce shoots down unidentified enemy aircraft, dragon gets impaled on Tokyo tower games over
@@dylansetright3359 and then the dragon crumbles into dust and the dust infects literally everyone on earth with an incurable disease which is the start of the first Nier
I think for one of my weirdest game endings, I’m gonna say nicktoons attack of the toybots, it’s built up like the villain is gonna do some big evil plot but at the very end it just turns out to be a game show he entered and lost and that it. Game just ends kinda out of nowhere in my opinion
The weirdest ending of a game ive seen is dogs life A game that is very whatever for most of it then the ending becomes this surrealist nightmare as its revealed that the villian has been killing dogs and turning them into catfood Ans you go through this extremely nasty facility covered in blood and ryst and push the main villian into her own machine and gets killed Its CRAZT
@@toast1612 thing is his channel only has unskippable ads, nothing else. i remember a while ago (like 2017) hearing about how youtubers can turn off 30 second unskippables, which is why you dont see it much anymore. also, remember when you used to be able to see how many midrolls someone placed in their video and people would sht on you if you placed too many? i dont know if ads still work like that or not, but we cant see it anymore. im really curious if hes behind the scenes putting a million mid rolls on each video
Basically the little ghost girl thing can change shapes and form and makes herself an adult and SAs you then you feel her pregnant stomach lol more or less that
> FEAR 2 ending, Coney says "Oh No, I think we have to cut this one out from TH-cam, even though it is in WatchMojo" "Huh, I think he had said something like that in previous videos but still had got away with it lol" > Actually cuts to the next part "Wait a minute what"- go back to the beginning of the bit and reads the title of the ending " *...OH NO WHAT THE* "
I think david cage’s first game was called omicron or something. But for those who haven’t seen it, there’s a point in Fahrenheit where your character and another guy just inexplicably start mid-air fist fighting like it’s dbz and it’s the funniest shit ever
To explain the Nazca Lines right now, uh i think it’s probably just art brother if i was in 500BC and had free time id probably make some giant rock carvings too
ghost girl sexually assaults you in the real world as you are trapped in a simulation fighting hallucinations. 6 months later and she reveals she's preggers
I got really mad when he said X Files was's great and we had to deal with it in the 90's, but he redeemed himself with the bit about hearing eastern island heads speaking. 😂😂😂😂😂
So for context nandos is a british restaurant chain and the term "cheeky nandos with da lads" became famous because americans couldnt understand at it all So nandos has become famous as "british resturant that americans dont have" Despite the fact that its very unbritish food
Curry got called a British national cuisine because it showed how good they are at "importing culture" It shouldn't be a surprise that a British restaurant notable for not being known by silly Americans has notably not British food
@@goggles8691 okay actually curry is called a british cuisine because of the fact that Bangladeshi immigrants made new types of curry for british people Technically speaking korma ks a food that was made in england
1:06 Coney: Mad that the ending was half an hour long Me: absolutely fuming that I to disable like 30 Metal gear rays ALONE with just stinger missiles while tried to curb stomp me and rain rockets down on me.
nandos in the UK is a bit different, although i think it likely comes down to different tastes. In america things are generally a lot sweeter whereas in the UK we are used to food being a bit saltier, could contribute. Also its a bargain for the meal you get
I enjoyed The Witness. But I don't remember the ending. Probably because it was so random. As for the Metal Gear cutscenes being half an hour that reminds me of when I first finished the 2019 Blair Witch game. You get to the house that's at the end of The Blair Witch Project and Blair Witch (2016) thinking okay the games nearly over. It was like 11 PM and I told myself I was just gonna beat the game now. That house segment took another two or three hours.
4:25 I remember an oldish Extra Credits vid that talked about this game. iirc, the game is about personal obsession of some kind? The game has you do fairly simple puzzles in special boards that make sense to inform the player of where they are. But at several moments there’s puzzles that are in the world around you and you have to view the environment in specific ways in order to see and interact with them The video that plays is what the creator of the game sees in everyday life, where these puzzles are everywhere and you’re supposed to understand since he was training you to see the same puzzle in the real world. A better way to explain it; y’know how when the Among Us brain rot was at an all time high and people saw Crewmates in objects like fire extinguishers, trash cans, mailboxes, etc? He was trying to make that, but on purpose
Nando's like like an inbetween of fast food and sit down restaurant so its quite popular with brithish working class people as a good meal out - Bri'ish person
I'm so disappointed that the "oldest male stripper" from one of the early AGT seasons didn't make the list. I spent the whole segment of this video waiting for him to appear.
The Witness is only good if you like hard puzzle games. The story has zero purpose of being there, but the puzzles are great if you have the mind for them.
All endings in Drakengard Are canon. Ending A leads to Drakengard 2 Ending B and C are the apocalypse of that universe. Ending D "chill beats to end time to" Ending E has Caim falling to the NieR universe. I beat Drakengard last year (all endings) and it's honestly the greatest game I've ever played. People over exaggerate how bad the combat is so much I went in expecting the worst and found it was just mediocre so it felt great.
more importantly than have people found the jinjo on stone henge i want to know if people found the mumbo skull. a jinjos give you is a puzzle piece no one needs that shit i want to turn into a 1 meter tall bee at whenever i want to
I'm from UK and I feel like cheeky nandos is a dead meme over here now honestly. Was fun at it's peak but it's pretty much simmered down at this point. At least it feels like that to me anyway.
Bro nando's has got some good tasting food. As a spice lover even I'm confused at to why people I this country love nando's as one of their main selling points is the spice levels in their food. Coney when you next come to thee UK. Go to a nando's
Coney is a watchmojo react channel disguised as a smash caster
Clearly, the years of Smash casting was all practice for better reactmojo content. That's Coney, that's quality.
hes the nostalgia critic of watchmojo
why did he retire from casting?
@@YellowSnow1450he retired so he could dedicate more time to WatchMojo
Coney's justification for not beating Castlevania SotN is one of the biggest copes I've heard in my life
Some of the games best moments happen in the upside down part too
Yeah I beat Mario but then toad told me my princess was in another castle but no, I made it to the castle, I basically beat the game already, I'm not doing all that. I'll just accept I got the bad ending
Nah I'm living in a simulation, I had no idea they made this EXACT comparison this time when I wrote the comment. I'd heard the story before but never this
5:55 The thing they left out about the rhythm game fight at the end is that it's actually stupidly hard to beat.
Isn't it also the first time that happened in the game? Like no rhythm game at all before?
@@wumbojet I believe so yeah, the rest of the game is kind of either a Dynasty Warriors style game or a Panzer Dragoon rail shooter style game.
18:13 I'm always a fan of when fiction tries to explain weird phenomenon by integrating it into it's narrative (In Dr. Who dust particles are actually carnivorous monsters). In Yugioh 5Ds, the Nazca Lines are essentially fancy looking satan summoning circles that sacrifice the souls of the living to summon deities, and because this is Yugioh, this is all done in service of playing a singular children's trading card.
I don't think yu-gi-oh 's ever done as much of a service to human culture as when it made a bunch of people Nazca lines enthusiasts.
Yes, that includes me.
For more info, Vashta Nerada are a microscopic (thing? its not really clear *what* they are) that look like shadows in large groups. The dust thing that you mentioned is just the observation that sometimes "dust" is just really small groups of them. I think the more interesting thing about Vashta Nerada is that they are the reason that the fear of the dark exists in universe which I think is hilarious.
(For those curious Vashta Nerada translates literally to "The Shadows that Melt the Flesh")
I absolutely think that Coney should just play through the rest of Nier: Automata off camera, and the next time it's brought up, he just says "Yeah, I did the rest of it, it's alright."
I'm pretty sure he'd play the rest of it and then say "yeah I did the rest of it, it still sucks 🤣"
The thought of me going back to that game makes me mad. I did go back for the canonical ending and it was still shit
@@DisappointedBuddha sorry you felt that way. I still love it
The Jinjo bit had me dead
SAME LMFAOOOO
I started laughing so hard because when he said it looked like Banjo my brain immediately recognized that one ruin area in the first level where you learn the Talon Trot
"It's done, at last"
Never played the game but that ending just seems so weird.
Also Ken Jeong being mad is reasonable, like why the hell is Guliani doing there on a game show when he was embroiled in controversy.
Glad the Jinjo bit at Stonehenge made it in. That shit was funny.
Essentially they get blasted because all the game before then takes place in some fantasy world 1000 years before and only that final fight is in 2003 Tokyo.
So airforce shoots down unidentified enemy aircraft, dragon gets impaled on Tokyo tower games over
@@dylansetright3359 and then the dragon crumbles into dust and the dust infects literally everyone on earth with an incurable disease which is the start of the first Nier
There's nothing "reasonable" about Trump derangement syndrome lol Hollywood actors are a fucking joke
As a UK person, Nando's is good because it's well seasoned chicken, which is a rarity for us
Massive Coney Fan
L tbh
W
Miniature Coney Fan
@@Rilee6476 pov coney
Big W
Coney learning about Drakengard is the best crossover I’ve seen in a while
I think for one of my weirdest game endings, I’m gonna say nicktoons attack of the toybots, it’s built up like the villain is gonna do some big evil plot but at the very end it just turns out to be a game show he entered and lost and that it. Game just ends kinda out of nowhere in my opinion
The weirdest ending of a game ive seen is dogs life
A game that is very whatever for most of it then the ending becomes this surrealist nightmare as its revealed that the villian has been killing dogs and turning them into catfood
Ans you go through this extremely nasty facility covered in blood and ryst and push the main villian into her own machine and gets killed
Its CRAZT
the fact that the eternal flame needs to be reignited from time to time means they actually just lied.
From Britain, Nandos is some premium dining, proper banging meal, must say
Never watching Coney without ad block again
Why
Did you also get like 20 advertisements all for the same dumb car anime?
wtf is with that? the last video i got had 12 unskippable ads. is that out of his control or is he doing it on purpose?
@@_peepee_ it’s prob out of his control, yt does weird shit
@@toast1612 thing is his channel only has unskippable ads, nothing else. i remember a while ago (like 2017) hearing about how youtubers can turn off 30 second unskippables, which is why you dont see it much anymore. also, remember when you used to be able to see how many midrolls someone placed in their video and people would sht on you if you placed too many? i dont know if ads still work like that or not, but we cant see it anymore. im really curious if hes behind the scenes putting a million mid rolls on each video
The hell happened in FEAR that bro had to skip?
Basically the little ghost girl thing can change shapes and form and makes herself an adult and SAs you then you feel her pregnant stomach lol more or less that
@@safteytorch Oh my Lord who thought that was ok to put in the game?!
@@safteytorch Damn ghosts and they fertility ⚰
The Witness was fun to play with friends. Super pretentious but good puzzles.
Coney is the best ngl. Still makes my boomer soul laugh
UK fella here.
The Nando's meme was popular around 2016-ish, but I know timezones mean you probably only just heard about it recently.
I'm surprised FF8 wasn't on the weirdest endings list. That shit is so weird there's entire websites dedicated to demystifying it.
Wait what happened in fear 2? Wtf?
Edit: oooh oh fuck that's so weird, it's just straight up rape
> FEAR 2 ending, Coney says "Oh No, I think we have to cut this one out from TH-cam, even though it is in WatchMojo"
"Huh, I think he had said something like that in previous videos but still had got away with it lol"
> Actually cuts to the next part
"Wait a minute what"- go back to the beginning of the bit and reads the title of the ending
" *...OH NO WHAT THE* "
They saw 4 judges and thought. We need Another One
I think david cage’s first game was called omicron or something. But for those who haven’t seen it, there’s a point in Fahrenheit where your character and another guy just inexplicably start mid-air fist fighting like it’s dbz and it’s the funniest shit ever
Can't believe Mojo put a thumbnail of a funny tree and then immediately led with archaeological conspiracy theories
the "eternal flame" that needs to be reignited is killing me 💀💀💀
Aah, the doggy credits, a top ten staple, even featured on the legendary DerKegy Easter Egg show
I gotta be honest, rudy giuliani has been completely wiped from my mind I totally forgot who that is
He's irl Dracula but worse somehow
To explain the Nazca Lines right now, uh i think it’s probably just art brother if i was in 500BC and had free time id probably make some giant rock carvings too
So i just watched the fear 2 ending and uh
What the fuck???
Im tryna understand it
ghost girl sexually assaults you in the real world as you are trapped in a simulation fighting hallucinations. 6 months later and she reveals she's preggers
8:31 his ass is NOT ready to find out about the nomad soul
Dont you dare speaketh of omikron
I got really mad when he said X Files was's great and we had to deal with it in the 90's, but he redeemed himself with the bit about hearing eastern island heads speaking. 😂😂😂😂😂
So for context nandos is a british restaurant chain and the term "cheeky nandos with da lads" became famous because americans couldnt understand at it all
So nandos has become famous as "british resturant that americans dont have"
Despite the fact that its very unbritish food
Curry got called a British national cuisine because it showed how good they are at "importing culture"
It shouldn't be a surprise that a British restaurant notable for not being known by silly Americans has notably not British food
@@goggles8691 okay actually curry is called a british cuisine because of the fact that Bangladeshi immigrants made new types of curry for british people
Technically speaking korma ks a food that was made in england
1:06
Coney: Mad that the ending was half an hour long
Me: absolutely fuming that I to disable like 30 Metal gear rays ALONE with just stinger missiles while tried to curb stomp me and rain rockets down on me.
ReactMojo hot off the press just in time for lunch could not have been timed better 🗣️📈💯
Dude I wish I had a gold buzzer so I could give it to some random shit like a chicken playing the piano for SURE.
nandos in the UK is a bit different, although i think it likely comes down to different tastes. In america things are generally a lot sweeter whereas in the UK we are used to food being a bit saltier, could contribute. Also its a bargain for the meal you get
Fun Fact on the sister show The Masked Dancer Had A fursuit made for it from a fursuit maker.
Who's the maker
@@neo1711 wait wrong show it's "The Masked Dancer" lol
th-cam.com/video/28OQSbokMVs/w-d-xo.html
6:40 is when they talk about the fursuit.
from the UK and I can confirm that we love nandos cause its prime dining
22:19 sounded exactly like Horton Hears a Who lol
Simon saw that chicken and though he need 4 more
The jinjo is killing me
Fellas!
Giuliani goin crazy
I enjoyed The Witness. But I don't remember the ending. Probably because it was so random.
As for the Metal Gear cutscenes being half an hour that reminds me of when I first finished the 2019 Blair Witch game. You get to the house that's at the end of The Blair Witch Project and Blair Witch (2016) thinking okay the games nearly over. It was like 11 PM and I told myself I was just gonna beat the game now. That house segment took another two or three hours.
I'm not that into acapella but smooth mcgroove is cool...
I feel like I can call you Zac because I'm named Zack. Anyway. Zac got a haircut 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for letting me do the live cringe confession a few days ago again
I didn't watch it yet. Best video Coney ever made.
TRUUUU
real and trye
4:25 I remember an oldish Extra Credits vid that talked about this game.
iirc, the game is about personal obsession of some kind?
The game has you do fairly simple puzzles in special boards that make sense to inform the player of where they are. But at several moments there’s puzzles that are in the world around you and you have to view the environment in specific ways in order to see and interact with them
The video that plays is what the creator of the game sees in everyday life, where these puzzles are everywhere and you’re supposed to understand since he was training you to see the same puzzle in the real world.
A better way to explain it; y’know how when the Among Us brain rot was at an all time high and people saw Crewmates in objects like fire extinguishers, trash cans, mailboxes, etc? He was trying to make that, but on purpose
Man metal gear is weird, good shit tho I should play them more
Nando's like like an inbetween of fast food and sit down restaurant so its quite popular with brithish working class people as a good meal out - Bri'ish person
good movie coney
good movie
the theatre king thing made me think of balan wonderland
2:54 THIS GAME RELEASED IN 2001
I'm so disappointed that the "oldest male stripper" from one of the early AGT seasons didn't make the list. I spent the whole segment of this video waiting for him to appear.
7:17 for "what the dog doin"
The Witness is only good if you like hard puzzle games. The story has zero purpose of being there, but the puzzles are great if you have the mind for them.
Needed this tbh
I forgot about drakengard, what a fucked up game
Saying you beat nier Autonoma after only getting ending A is like saying you beat Sonic Adventure 2 while beating just hero mode.
Bro when coney said "I'm boutta make a Thneed" I lost my shit dawg 😂
I got the witness ending immediately on my first playthrough. I never played the game after that
All endings in Drakengard Are canon.
Ending A leads to Drakengard 2
Ending B and C are the apocalypse of that universe.
Ending D "chill beats to end time to"
Ending E has Caim falling to the NieR universe.
I beat Drakengard last year (all endings) and it's honestly the greatest game I've ever played. People over exaggerate how bad the combat is so much I went in expecting the worst and found it was just mediocre so it felt great.
Play better games
Look up Street combat in the SNES.
Thank goodness this came, beginning of the week necessitates content.
9:10 Oh God, she thinks she's going home later 😢
A cheeky Nando's is appreciated in the UK because its the small bit of spice we decide to have, despite our history
Coney thinks when you kill mom in the binding of Isaac you win.
Nandos looks pretty great tbh
nandos hits diff
Watch MOJO intended target Is just Coney
nah dude the witness is hype
Even more of a massive coney fan
Once i saw the title card, i knew it was a WatchMojo video
Coney putting a #funny tag on his own video
What the dog doing??!!
more importantly than have people found the jinjo on stone henge i want to know if people found the mumbo skull. a jinjos give you is a puzzle piece no one needs that shit i want to turn into a 1 meter tall bee at whenever i want to
Nier automata looks so fun
That Limbo of the Lost ending gives me mad final episode of Evangelion vibes....
End of evangelion or episode 26?
@@sg2126 episode 26. You know the "congratulations!"
9:31 isn't that the guy from toy story 2
CONEY UPLOAD YIPPEEE
I'm from UK and I feel like cheeky nandos is a dead meme over here now honestly. Was fun at it's peak but it's pretty much simmered down at this point. At least it feels like that to me anyway.
Bro nando's has got some good tasting food. As a spice lover even I'm confused at to why people I this country love nando's as one of their main selling points is the spice levels in their food. Coney when you next come to thee UK. Go to a nando's
Yo coney you ever hear of Spud! or The Quivering? Both point and clicks that are a time if you want to fall into weird rabbit holes
hello coney, resident brit here! I've lowkey never nandos n i dunno whats up with it either
I played The Witness and I never got that ending.
Ah, the age old question: 7:18
The witness is good I don’t even consider that the real ending it’s just an Easter egg
Nandos is fucking so good. I had no idea it was in America though.
Nier automata ending K is really beautiful though
Man didn't even get a ending for sav1 and sav2 he doesn't play games he rage quit them he would probably call marion3 terrible
Holy shit coney only getting to ending A of automata explains so much
honestly I get it
For the Twitch viewers. What day was this particular video streamed?
Mojo time baybay!!!!
Isn't the ending the same as its beginning, based on Clockwork Orange?
Coney doesn’t know that Endings in Nier Automata are actually parts and not real endings…
He does, it's a running joke
@@shantheman9922 he should simply play the rest of the game because if you just finish with ending A the game has not a lot going for it.
People who subbed in the last video are probably so confused right now
Nandos just be good
7:18
I used to love watching X-Files with my mom when I was young. It’s borderline unwatchable now. No wonder reboot the movies sucked.
Nandos is pretty good, they have nice sauces!