The Best of Tiktok
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- I wanted to revisit tiktok from a different, more positive light but we got a little distracted I think.
♦ People in the video ♦
Altrive - / altrive
Ted - / jehberdeh
Joko - / jokoswag
Cscoop - / cscoop
Travis - / traves
♦ MERCH - www.designbyhu...
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro - Delta Rune - Rude Buster
Gummy Bear Song - Holfix - Last Stand
• [Free Music] HolFix - ...
Outro: luvbird - your smile
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
The Best of Tiktok - Cursed Tiktok Videos 2
![POLYCAT - ข้อความรูปยิ้ม [Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lBhIgPGCgbI/mqdefault.jpg)
Im sorry im late fellas, my engine wouldn't start
You have an engine?!???!????
You need some dream fuel to start
zoom
hot wheels car bed wanna race
Nice
Sorry I’m late I had to get beat in class towing for 7 years in a row
Car what are u doing
Ur suposse to he in the driver way
haha
2016 Silverado, IT’S YOU!
@conclude thats what he meant
The dock was full so I'm just gonna set anchor here in front of this Walmart
What the fuck? XDS
Lol
TH-cam a.i. no u
Hey is it clear to land?
@@mcdonnelldouglasf-15eagle20 Sorry I'm late, took me a few months to get from walmart and back, too many cars and mask wearing people. You are clear to land.
Sorry I’m late, I was taken to court and jailed for 37 years for breaking several Geneva Convention laws.
Bruh that’s like a 2008 Chevy suburban or some😔
That's like a avalanche front end tbh
Ur name is pog
That’s pretty rad man
Oh hey what’s up my brother
sorry i'm late, i was dropping Timmy off at soccer practice.
I was making strangers screw.
Sorry my front bumper fell off
Sorry my lights blew out
The fuck are you doing with my nephew
I’m waiting for this to become top comment
Sorry i'm late guys, i crashed because i didn't use my blinker
1990 Bmw M3
First time?
I hear that happens often hub
This is such a Ford Fiesta moment😎
Lmao
Noice
You kids with your seatbelts, back in my day we died and we liked it
1908 Model T LOL
Shut up. We die faster
1908 Model T did you make this account just to comment this😆
Ok millennial
Fight me bitch
Sorry guys I'm late, was cleaning the windows
You taste funny
no problem, want a drink?
Where is the towell u cleaned the windows with.
Sorry guys I’m late, kids were drinking me
Lol why did you put mouth wash on a window XD
Sorry I'm late, I had to go back to the future.
Oh ok well what happens after Corona if you went to the future
Pierson Denning he might not have gone that far
Fuck you’re a legend.
you were the other DeLorean i saw in 1955
1981 DMC DeLorean the fight of the century, wait no you can time travel, *THE GREATEST FIGHT OF ALL TIME.*
Sorry I’m late, had to deliver some tofu
Hello brother
Fight me.
Oh wtf
Oh hello there
Umm actually its suppose to be 1986
"The most dedicated fanbase" you said?
1944 Willys MB Jeep hi fellow American ww2 vehicle
1944 Willys MB Jeep were not dedicated enough
I will scrap all of you
@@jupiter3525 not if I run over you
1944 Willys MB Jeep :(
Sorry I'm late, these old wheels aint what they used to be!
You’re a fricking legend, mate
Why is the picture 20 years younger than the channel name
Thank you
I like how its a model T in your pfp you infantile git
How am I later than you?
Why are there so many cars in the hospital parking lot tf
Silver Wheelchairiot Oh hey Polnareff
Bruh aren't you trying to kill Diavolo or sumthin
Silver Wheelchairiot couldn’t even find a spot there, had to destroy a Russian tanks fence just to park in his back yard
2003 Honda Odyssey wait I see you ran over those special Ed kids on the field trip to learn about hygiene right
Silver Wheelchairiot I will not state my actions
I’ll just park on the grass
1996 Ford Bronco No that’s my turf
Park in the highway with oj
Buddy I’m out in the mud
Well my truck is
But hell yeah a bronco
1996 Ford Bronco I just park about a mile down that way
I can’t find my keys
mmmh sorry late i am, running over pedestrians i was
Yoda car mmm run over minorities, i must
ArtTreyn mmmmh, the minorities especially
Mmmmm running over boomers
Yoda car could have been toy Yoda but okay
Wanna race
Sorry I'm late, had to pick up some kids
pick me up, i want candy 🤪🤧😍💅✨
you got WiFi 🤪
You got candy
@Mercy Dragon NAWWHHHHHAHAHAHAAH
@Mercy Dragon that has to be considered murder
Here appears the wild t-34 appearing on the eastern front
That doesnt look like a 1942 to me
T-34 1942 hi friend it’s me the Panzer IV
Hans.... Get ze panzerschreck
T-34 1942 ura, да?
Wait... this isn't a car
Sorry I'm late, I got hit with a blue shell.
Understandable, have a nice day
Understandable, have a nice day
Understandable, have a nice day
understandable, have a nice day
Not understandable
sorry guys i cant make it, i’m broken.
McDonalds’s Ice Cream Machine lmao
Like always
Rest in peace
Rip
Understandable, Have a nice day
Sorry I’m late, I was destroying Japan.
Run-it’s gozilla
Yeah! Send the 3rd to Tokyo
As a Godzilla fan I give this meme a 11/10
yo can someone tell me the joke
@@hisanimations it’s Godzilla hes the monster that destroyed Japan
sorry i’m late, i was being sold at a CarMax for $19,638
this dude got no youtube channel anymore
Oddly specific.
I gotta go plow more fields
You mean lawns, judging by your picture. But you a John deere, so you good
Plow me
2001 John Deere Tractor you’re literally a 4300 utility tractor! You don’t belong in a field
2001 John Deere Tractor I gotta go take poor family’s places
@@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 that is discrimination
Sorry i'm late, Broke down a few miles back
feelsbad
1995 Honda Civic do you need a jump?
@@AToyotaPickupx I think he needs more than a jump lmfao
RuthlessGaming yeah
Same!
Sorry I'm late, I was working on Skyrim: Remastered: Remastered: Legendary Edition
Oh thank god, I’ve been waiting
We know that ain’t coming out
b
Oh for a second i tough you were From Software
Fuck off
Sorry I'm late guys, just made it out of the ocean.
Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 make sure you dont run out of fuel on the way back.
Oh my god dude seriously
Mediocre Deadlock Fishing oh my gosh dude yes
Brrrt
A-10 Warthog lol
Sorry I’m late, had to place some powered rails
I need my tnt
Minecraft Minecart you are a comedic genius
No worries dude your not that late, only about 9-10 months
where did my chest go wtf
Xavier Farley if you actually think I’m funny, then that’s sad.
Sorry I'm late popped all of my tires on the last lap
Understandable, have a nice day
Understandable, have a nice day
Understandable, have a nice day
Understandable, have a nice day
Understandable, have a nice day
Sorry I'm late, got assassinated.
oof rip
How’s heaven?
@@hectorbatistaperez1340 all we can really do is walk
Thats kinda cringe, man
@@tw1nkhater420 Y O U ' R E C R I N G E
damn there’s no charger here?
And the boi with the legendary 2JZ
Don’t worry fam
@@teslasupercharger4415 The real mvp here boiz
Tesla Supercharger thanks bro
Tesla Supercharger who invited the glorified double A battery pack
Bruh imagine using gas to power your transportation
-._-.
Trust me I’m all electric
The Amish don’t leave comments
Imagine being slow as shit and holding people up on a two lane road
1997 Toyota Supra hey bro I know you can beat that wiener with that *217hp* you got.
My dad just gave me his old truck
Good for you.
Is it a 2005 GMC Sierra 1500?
@@FordMustangGT-xc6st
Hello, son.
1990 Ford Mustang Foxbody Hi dad
Omfg xD 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌
Sorry I'm late, i was helping Capt. Price get past the church with the rest of his Task Force.
Bro there is a torpedo behind you.
OH NO BISMARCK LOOK OUT
Yes. And thank you for it
@@Peanut323 Oh no he's got air pods in!!!!
Sorry I’m a bit late, I had to get my windows repaired
your a little bit late ahahaha
Understandable
Yoshi ohh you mean the plane in the form of a baby, nah it was the window
Cyber Truck there can be only one
:D
Mr. Carson, I don't feel so good...
We need more parking lots Carson o Lord
I haven’t found a space yet it’s been weeks
This is actually the one good joke to pop up out of the comments section. Ahahaaha.
Been 1 year, can’t find any space
It’s been awhile, I can’t find a spot.
Sorry fellas, took them a while to find me in the pits of hell.
@Stephen Gilding
It's a Nemo Automobile
The Nemobile.
N word
Nemo automobile why is this me when I leave my room
This is worse than seeing Johnny “Beta Male” Bravo
Sorry i'm late, Had to get away from an iceberg
Uh oh
Pack it up Aang
the good ending
It is time
yes
hi brother
We shall dominate
I owned one of your kind, you are a plastic piece of shit
Where's 2009 Pontiac G8 When you need it?
Sorry i’m late fellas, Uzi was driving me around on a non existent tour.
Very Funny
Sorry I’m late. Neighbors were trying to come over
Oh hell I was looking for a soviet tank you absolute legend
I don't get these types of comments here ._.
@@winstongchurtil Looks like someone missed history class
Your just cannon fodder with a good gun
Yes! My Son!
It's been 1 year and people still have their car pfps and names and I have alot of respect for those ppl for their dedication
Most people probably just made a new account and abandoned it. But yes, even making a new account is some dedication
You ruined it
or they made a separate account for it
@@Mu_5713 k
Ths ppl r cl
Sorry im late, had to hide some incriminating evidence in my trunk.
May i see
Ah did you bring some MCOils
Didn't you have your own feature film recently?
Understandable. Have a nice day, 1968 Volkswagen Beetle.
ah yes the glory days
Sorry I’m late, I kept touching blocks and exploding
...
OH I get it
Jack The La Croix guy dumbass
@@thepokemaniac720 bro theres no need to be rude
Understandable, have a nice day
Dang the parking lot is full
The most underrated comment
GET OuT OF THE TESLA OnLY PARKInG SpOt!!
best comnent
Yeah, I can’t find any parking spots.
Found myself a spot, You can have it.
Couldn’t agree with 2016 Silverado more
Hey look it's a Trackhawk
I thought it said kschow at first
2019 Trailhawk is better
HS Hockey Player No the 1985 Toyota pickup is better
@@voxle3976 are you dyslexic?
@@sendingit2601 Tbh I dont know what I was trying to say there.
Sorry I'm late, accidentally showed up to the worst tattoos video.
Yoda?
Hey! Are you my dad?
@@raynbow3000 Son? I though they killed you when you were taken away from me during the great monster truck war? I'm so happy to see you.
This is the best family reunion
😭
I'm here to capture this "unclaimed" land.
Ah then it shalst be war
Are you sure bout that buddy
panzerkampfwagen vi tiger ausf. e sd. kfz. 181 best one yethahaha
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
Too late they are all claimed by the cars
Sorry I'm late, I had to wait 7 years for my owner to let me out of the garage.
Loved this one favorite comment here lol
Guess I’m kinda late, sorry I was out hunting with the boys
stop
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOON
I’ll grind your exhausted so make my weiner longer
Oh, I see your a man of culture.
They are gonna die next season its only fitting
ahh no parking spot left. nevermind i'll just park on the gravel
HELL YES
sorry i'm late, I had to be pulled up the hill
seriously? a stolen Fitz joke
At least you’re lighter than me
Speedwagon
You are the coolest person in these comments
King of the hill
Sometimes I like to come back to these and remember how good life was
Sorry i'm late, had to sail across the atlantic.
Hey John! The party just started
The Great ENTERPRISE!! YESSSSSS
Im a jet fighter can i join in the party?
Nice
*is sighted over horizon *
Man, there sure is no more space in the parking lot.
*Gotta make some space myself*
Leopard 2A7 god I love this one
A tank
Oooooo that could have helped in Africa
no way..
Srry I’m taking up 2 spots man my weiner is just to long
Technically the very first motor to ever power anything here
Remember. Mitochondria is the power house of the cell!! The more you know!
@@thanos8641 couldn'tve done it without the mind stone
@@Mark-hn3eq yes
With all that power you had no excuse to be late, smh my head.
Maze bean
Sorry I'm late, I was busy leading my troops through Arnhem during operation market garden
82nd Airborne, 101st airborne : *Sorry we're late, Most of us got hung from a branch of a tree when parachuting down.. Eh, This video was fun to watch behind the sandbags on the bridge.. It sure kept us entertained, And also distracted..*
Hey im on the meme too
Toyota Supra Mk4 YO IS THAT A SUPRA
*_Dude is this a frickin' SUPRA!?_*
*But I'm you*
*New model? You can get it for free..*
Yo is that a Supra
oh boy I hope I'm not too late to jump on this Volkswagen
No, my German brother. It is never too late!! 😎👍
Yes jump in
But its still krankenwagen
You are
Why is everyone a car? Lol
Sorry I’m late, half the state’s burning down.
This hits different when you actually live in California.
A.M. all jokes aside, I wish I could help somehow. I’m a volunteer FF in the southern United States, hoping everything goes well out there and everyone stays safe 👍🏻
Also works for oregon lol
OH GOD XD
I LITTERALLY HAVE 3 SORRY OF IM LATE COMMENTS IN A ROW
This is the funniest comment section I've ever scrolled through, I think some of these jokes are so bad and/or dumb that my brain dies and then I just start laughing uncontrollably
Sorry I’m late just got made
Welcome to fucken hell
Don’t steal my bitch
Hi
DON’T STEAL MY BONES
*japanese noises*
Might be late but did someone say something about cars?
2019 Kia Stinger yeah
Yes we have very low spots now
Ahh i see Your a Stinger Must Be New..
Yea
Sup dude
This joke took me way to long to accomplish
Grandpa?
@@getstacied NUNI!?
Carry on my wayward son
@@toyarctic therell be peace when you are done
Hey sorry I was late, I was trapped in your nightmares but I finally got out
Imagine having wheels
Imagine being a 400 dollar set
This was sent by JET GANG!!!!
Bite me.
Imagine being a fan favorite space ship
Alpha
Sorry I'm a bit late. I had to fill up my fuel every few miles
Bruh I love the peel p50
49cc of oh hell yeah
109 miles per gallon baby
Nah don't worry about it
@@ratman7212 -
Mercedes is much better you you shorty
Rotary engines aren't dead
agreed
what the fuck
Vroom
@@BMWIsetta-ex8gg omg i love the isetta
@@idevastate_exe and the isetta love you
Sorry I'm late, people kept trying to eat me.
I think you should keep going boi, ima getchu
@@hairykiwi229 and I are coming
excuse me but could you drive onto this non suspiciously plate shaped object with an oversized container of kinda off butter and oversized knife
First there was the bread skate. Now we have the bread car
@@Peanut323 Bread Convertible
y'all need me to move any dirt?
Caterpillar D11 you might as well make some more parking lot space
Can you move me
It won’t update my profile.
All I have to say is pew
Soccer mom
*passes you* heh
2005 minivan minivan gang
@@him3362 No shit
Carson never made his Dopler effect joke ;-;
I...
Carson won’t join flaccid gang
Karson sempi took the kids and only said I...
@@CallMeCarson Carson its me sourcream man i was banned for a misunderstanding in the servee
@@CallMeCarson thats a kickass joke Carson, well done, excellent.
Sorry I was late, i got killed by that level 3 sentry in the intel room again.
No way, real scout from The Team Fortress 2?
Scout Gaming
the ctf classic
You damn children get off my lawn
Excuse me?
Get yo old ass outta here
The Supra and panzer go to war with the almighty motorwagon
Erm.......how u still running?
Boomer
Sorry I was late, it was truck month and me and my buddy were celebrating.
U stole jokos car
How dare you, a man had dibs on this very car
truck month truck month
THEIF
Baby ass in car
Sorry I'm late, Steve wouldn't give me a saddle
sorry, dude.
Mantas Krisciunas a h a f u n n y
No problem
*confused brea noises*
Sorry i'm late, had to annihilate Serbian positions in Kalesija, Tuzla, Bosnia. They attacked us first.
pffffft
Kosovo is srbija
Bro ja Sam iz tuzle hahaha
*clearing throat* allow me to introduce myself
1996 Nissan S14 kouki clearing exaust
Come on
Jdm represent
*breathe in
*breathe out
*inhale
*exhale
What‘s the difference? One sounds like therapy, the other one sounds like the goddamn doctor that nobody likes.
THROW THE APPLE!
(⍣_⍣)つ ⁀ 🍎 👨🏻⚕️
Brap sutututu
I have the best 4 cylinder.
NO!
Bitch wanna go?
4G63 for the win!
False
Yall fighting over engines but not of popularity
Y'all say something bout cars?
Roger Taylor joined the chat
Vroom
Judging by the start of the video, it's Kars
Ayayaya
car guys unite lol
Here to represent the JDM bois
Sorry I'm late guys, I was busy attending to some business in London.
This is cursed
And I’m german
Carson’s comment section became a car park... out of everything I’ve done, this might be the thing I’m most proud of creating
God do you need a 69 camaro
Hallelujah entensifys
I'm in a Tesla parking spot
I don’t want to comment because it’s just so beautiful
God FUCK YOU GOD
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in the stomach of a frogfish inside the stomach of a deep sea serpant for 16 years.
Edit: My profile picture was originaly the patty wagon wagon from the spongebob movie sorry I changed it :(.
bruh
You're old
Nice, how was it?
i want to like this but it has 420 likes so i think its illigal to do so
Don't worry Elon musk trapped me in a skittle
Sorry I am late, transmission broke down
It's okay, we understand
I shall push you to victory
I t b e o k
Hello brother **soviet music intensifies**
Panzerkampfwagen Panther Ausf.F Sd.Kfz.171
H E L L O C O M R A D E
Sorry I'm late, it's been a long day in the furry convention
Thank you for your service
this is hands down the best one
Fat mans burning the furrys
yo whats the JOKE
@@hisanimations he’s a flamethrower and he said he was at a furry convention. He was using the flamethrower on the furrys
oh boy I hope I'm not too late to jump on this bandwagon
We need a prius here
I want to name Myself bandwagon and say “oh no you’ve still got time to jump on me”
You mean station wagon
kechup squid WHEEZE
Nah fam, it's never too late
I’ll just sit here if any of y’all need a refill
Preciate you fam 👌
@Shell Gas station I’ll take 91 octane
I need a refill, regular please.
Gimme some of dat 2stroke fuel
The Hettic Home Army apreciates you friend
I'm sorry that I was late fellers. I had to take the kids to the soccer practice.
I was making strangers screw.
Oh god
"Im glad no one heard what travis said"
Tells everyone anyways
Y’all mind the small boi entering?
Nah, you good fam. All cars are welcome.
Yea
1997 Toyota Supra thx bud
@@SmallBritishCar Yah, no sweat 😎
Am I welcome?
Im sorry that im Late, just had to Capture Berlin
I was late because America Took 3 years to join the war
Yes! My Son!
Where is Asu-57?
It's time brothers nissan will rise again
Nissan and Toyota brothers shall rise together
amen
не со мной
Yes, brother
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was so confused at the comments then I started looking at profile pics and everything came together
same lol
Same
Extremely late. Gonna go land in the grass, I guess.
HOLY SHIT VILLAGER HELICOPTER FROM VILLAGER NEWS OMG OMG OMG
Duhduh duh duh duhduhduhduh duh duh villager news!
Is villager #9 still alive
Don’t worry there’s room on the right
I missed you villager copter ♥️😔
Took me a long time to get here, but I ain’t saying it ain’t worth it.
Sub-Compact Utility Tractor lol
@@graagMMA hahahahahah
YES
Fight us, we are the most dedicated fan base
Are there really no replies?
@@fuckvhs nobody dare challenge him because they know it is the truth
@@RAKUENPARADISE we are the first to reply in a month to a comment with 1.1k likes.
@Clout ツ ̊ yeye
@Clout ツ ̊ is it even possible to bot the comment likes?
I’m finally here, I was busy collecting lightsabers
Im a banana on wheels.
banna car
ok
Indeed
Ok lol UwU
That you are my friend, that you are.
Sorry I’m late, had to cross the North Atlantic Ocean
You had to shwimmwagen across the ocean lol
@@itsmesneaky7431 What is a Shwimmwagen
Bins nd its a type of car
@@itsmesneaky7431 dude i know iam german i was just making fun of the word because its called Schwimmwagen😂 do you pronounce it like that in america?
Bins nd you asked what it was and i told you
you call man?
Go back to the junk yard.
@@isamic8068 no im good man
*bUT hOw GoOd?*
I have been expecting you
2018 Mclaren Senna NANI?!
sorry i'm late, i was reading all the "sorry i'm late" comments
epic
You’re not a car