Hey everyone! Sorry for taking so long on videos recently, trying to get back in the swing of things! Also shoutout to both 404Studios and Twomad for making this video better. 404 freestyled to the dumbest images and it was nearly impossible because of what we gave him, and twomad is just ridiculously funny. More videos on the way, look out for "Destroying Twitter Avatars" in the next week!
@@danielwahlstrom9076 Because it's fucking funny but you act like he's like this all the time. Calling him trash off one goofy video but you haven't seen his other stuff.
yeah haha i also thought that was a very funny moment in this videos becasue like he said he was gonna click and then he regreted it like LOL so random
0:41 This reminded me of something from my childhood. In around 1st grade, a friend told me that she woke up one night, and saw a marshmallow in the middle of her room. She ate it, and soon felt like something was pricking her esophagus. We didn’t know what it was at the time, but now, I think it’s that. Apparently it’s a fungal spider. She was probably just making up a story as little kids do in retrospect, but I still remember it. Btw, thanks to some people in the comments for defending younger me. You guys are real ones.
@@arcanonn If you want to make up a story in an attempt to gain attention and/or scare other people, you might want to make yourself a bit more believable.
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Cereal when no milk - small brain Cereal when haves milk - Big Brain Cereal when haves Chocolate milk - Bigger Brain W h e n m i l k h a v e m i l k - UNIVERSAL BRAIN *M I L K* - *MULTIVERSAL DESTRUCTION*
· Dilloninator · yea jajablabla has the power of motto motto and shrek and the 5 dungeon crystals, they made the crystals by dunking cheetos in Pepsi max I’m not high I’m retarded
@@jxpiter2373 It's from a video, look up "patrick shoots mario", the img is from the expression when patrick shoots mario with a gun. and yes, it's patrick star, but the voice is from Gargoyles, because patrick's voice actor voiced a character in that show in 1994.
Dude, I literally looked it up, and this video was the first thing to pop up. Being one of Carson's videos it's hilarious as fuck, but this comment on top of it? Bro I think it showed me this video because of your comment. That is nuts dude.
Hey everyone! Sorry for taking so long on videos recently, trying to get back in the swing of things!
Also shoutout to both 404Studios and Twomad for making this video better. 404 freestyled to the dumbest images and it was nearly impossible because of what we gave him, and twomad is just ridiculously funny.
More videos on the way, look out for "Destroying Twitter Avatars" in the next week!
ok
CallMeCarson You’re forgiven
I love u 🅱️🅱️
My epic is speedbumpbob
Twobad i want to fucking die
that dog has a mortgage
Yumi, Rainbow six siege on my plate
Follow me on Instagram
U call me ugly? ok thats right. i am ugly, but thats no reason for hating a guy with autism... yeeees i have autism.
Hey, I’m a tomato
No u
If that meme goes mainstream I’ll make a song about “bowser and milk”
But what about milk and bowser?
I like the attempt lol, also I liked watching your previous streams while doing hw.
You’re welcome for the sub, 404
Milkus bilkus
When bowser no have milk.
The fact that he censored his Pictures Folder is like a threat to me.
He's just hiding cereal when no milk 2
cereal when haves milk but nsfw
I’m ratty sure that was the folder of only cereal when haves milk
Bain cereal when haves white liquid that might be milk but idk
*sex in car*
You ever just binge callmecarson for the whole day and wish he still did this stuff
No
No
No
Yes
No
4:33 "Freeze, Frogmire. You're out past curfew." *rhythmic wheezing*
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
666
@@thesovietkevin7275 nice
*kengnatatatah*
*KEGHENEHNEH*
8:53
My boy over here sounding like an exposed power line
Ckckckcjcjcjjcjcjcj
Jajablablckckcbla
ÇLÇLÇLÇLLLKLÇLKL
Welcome to the void
This single clip has never failed to make me lose my shit idk why it’s so funny to me
Carson's channel trailer: 'its so disgustingly garbage and I made it that's why I'm going to keep promoting it'
Iosif Dzhugashvili had to like this just to push it to 100 ( was on 99)
@@darkreno750 don't expose me or you're going to the gulag buddy
My whole life is a pile of gulag good luck rubber ducky
Ok stalin
8:52
Damn bro he stopped reading it to make the noise himself, amazing.
I gotta take a break after that one a HAHA
_"There are no cursed pictures, just pictures"_
_- Master Oogway_
*Uganda Knuckles with a Fortnight head T posing on top of a grave with the name Shrek* Oh that is a cursed image.
“This is a callmecarson video” Oogway- “Those are cursed pictures”
Your at every video I watch
cereal when No milk
CEREAL WHEN HAVES MILK
Perkele
8:28 he messes the rap up and still rhymes, respect
900 likes
1500 likes and only 1 comment?
>rhymes right with right like 4 times
Yeah... _Respect._
@@HangmanOfficialUploads I can't tell if this is a serious comment.. he's had probably 0 prep time and is just freestyling but to weird images..
He just can't rap. At all
You've heard of 'Five Nights at Freddy's,'
Now get ready for 3:35
Ironically enough there's a purple guy Sprite at 6:54
Fourteen beers at chilli's sounds like a Fallout DLC
FBaC
"Fucker Never Ate Flakes"
1000th Like
4:33 HE EVEN WHEEZED ON BEAT HE IS A RAP GOD. FORGET ABOUT EMINEM. WE GOT THIS DUDE
IKR
E
Its cringey asf tho
I dont like the raps they cringe
@@corruptedbird yea he kept either just saying really a lot or just rhyming words with themselves
I’m disappointed by the fact that there was no rapping about “Cereal when no milk, cereal when haves milk”.
Dr Bright What are you doing here shouldn’t you be shooting someone with a chainsaw gun?
Here you go
Cereal uh yeah Cereal
Cereal when no haves milk equals no please
But cereal when haves im filled bees
UH YEAH cereal c-c-cereal
I tried
Note: dr bright is no longer aloud to hang up printed when cerial haves milk memes. There not even funny.
@@vgamerxgamesandmore6756 more like
"cereal when no milk,
cereal when haves milk,
sipping on the milk from your home towns
common milf."
Dr. Bright aka a badass Scientist
when cereal haves milk
Its, Milk time !
Cool to see you here
poor smii7y
I don't get it brow.
Milk!! Time!!!
When ice cone has milks
Cereal when no milk:
>:D
Cereal when haves milk:
*>:D*
Milk when haves milk:
*}:D*
Cereal when haves cereal >:O
Cearel when haves milk have milk:
>:DDDDDDDDDDDD
milk when no milk cereal:
]:D
Cereal when haves milk that haves cereal: /:D
Boys, i think we got the actual bad ending of 14 Beers at Chili's..
😔
😔
And it wasn’t even that bad
Stolen
@@unjukeable50 bruh
404studios: *raps sentence*
404studios 2 seconds later: *wheezes*
Bruh he's so baaaaaad
Daniel Wahlström watch his vids first dumbass
@@danielwahlstrom9076 Bad? He's trying to freestyle off random memes you goon
@@dntthe88 he laughs more that he freestyles
@@danielwahlstrom9076 Because it's fucking funny but you act like he's like this all the time. Calling him trash off one goofy video but you haven't seen his other stuff.
"who could win?
jaja blabla or ckcckckckckkckckckckckckkckckc *insert the sounds of a dying duck* "
Ducks don’t die
@socohi indeed. i cannot wait to see that day
Quackity?
𝙅𝙖𝙅𝙖𝙅𝙖𝙅𝙖
LMAO
"Im gonna click it"
*1.5 seconds later*
"I shouldn't have clicked it"
yeah haha i also thought that was a very funny moment in this videos becasue like he said he was gonna click and then he regreted it like LOL so random
m
@@wilhelmsamuelsson9238 lmfao actually
yeah that was actually funny
DuolingoBird I agree their profiles are terrifying
“Who would win? Jaja Blablabla or Ckck Ck-“
*turns into a malfunctioning plane engine*
Nice MSI pfp
8:50
It was hilarious though, out of the many times I watched that clip I have always laughed
8:53 his laugh sounds like he turned into a duck
Nicky h225 It fit perfectly with what he was trying to read lmao
Ah, a fellow man of culture.
*YOUR PROFILE PIC THO 🤣*
TheOddGurl 5000 how did you do in pe today?
@@Wanking_wanker *A sHeLl*
2:43 Rip blueberries that fell on the ground
I dropped me blueb
I dropped me bloob-
Is that what happened!
8:50 my boy is the reincarnation of a duck
“Who would win?Jaja blablabla or kckck kckkckckckccckkkkckckckckckkckckckck”
I mean, he pronounced his name right.
jaja blabla
To be fair he made a fire rap
me: looks up CallMeCarson
youtube: CaRsON AllLeGiATiOnS
me: i just want to be happy
damn
Same
Samee idc about all this i just wanna watch carson
Same
@Apple Pencil samebro
8:50 the best part of the video I can't stop laughing
Ikr, The way he laughed sounds like he was being choked🤣😂
jordan gamer
I’m almost crying from that shit
CKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCK
(raccoon noise)
I went to check that shit up on google and there’s like a version with shrek, mark zuckerberg and fucking elon musk
8:53 when you move the damaged charger cable and it starts to make sparking noises
Nobody:
Carson: I W A N N A S L A P T H E B A B Y
“and have it make a *_*bOOOOONG*_* noise.”
I wanna sample that bong noise for real though
BoOoOoOoOoOng
666 likes eh? It’s a cursed comment
I wanna cereal when haves milk
“ I want to slap the baby “ -Carson 2019
I like ya cut g
Why do I have the ability to read comments as it happens?
And have it make a bell noise
@Sōsuke Aizen no Just no
*Dababy* lesss gooooo
0:44
leaked childhood image of jacksfilms
travious jaw Yesterday I Made You
YIMY
lmao thats the guy that stole lwiay from pewdiepie right???
4RootPunch if you are sarcastic or not, i cant answer you.
@@mirayukinaruse2571 yes it's a joke
Therapist: Asian Patrick isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Asian Patrick: 0:05
Glip Glop is your profile pic sardonyx from Steven universe
Mixed with pinhead Patrick
*SpongeMan IceCone*
It says you fu%king (n word)
This is my ice cream
I am chinese btw
@@lzxcorp indeed
0:06 translation: you f***in ni**a this is my ice cream
Can Confirm
You fuckin nigga, this is my ice cream.
@Hazel Fig Chinese
I can in fact, confirm
I think you mean *clearing throat loudly*
Cereal when no milk | Cereal when have's milk
8:45 is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. We miss you Carson.
He's back!
0:56 is literally the valve intro before a game
Matiah Jacobson bro it actually is
imagine slapping a baby and that nigga goes vooooeeevooooooo
IKR
Left for dead
@@giorgiofloridia3736
Good game.
Mom: Whats in that 3 Terabyte folder?
Me: MOM NO!
*Bowser with and without milk collages duplicate rapidly*
3 terabytes of femboi foxes
*Dies*
Hey I have a 3 GB folder, but it's full of the spongeman icecone photo
8:52 ignore me i'm just charging my flashlight in metro exodus
drear woah is that sponge man ice cone
@@guerinchino yes
@@drear20486 seY
@@qwertydesigns2485 sǝʎ
@@drear20486 ʎǝs
Only 2 more hours until this is 2 years old
i feel old...
Old
4:37 I love this noise.
SpicyYBF me too
HUANNNNANA
wow such a good shibe omg lol that's the EXACT noice
SpicyYBF nañaHAÑUA
8:53
When you are with your platoon and the trees start talking.
Blue meanies mate
*Surprised pikachu here
When you don't want to fall away
LMAOOOOO
cereal when No milk
CEREAL WHEN HAVES MILK
4:33
ay, yo, freeze frogmire. youre out of cur-pes-curfew
*dies inside musically*
*dies in music*
0:41
This reminded me of something from my childhood.
In around 1st grade, a friend told me that she woke up one night, and saw a marshmallow in the middle of her room. She ate it, and soon felt like something was pricking her esophagus. We didn’t know what it was at the time, but now, I think it’s that. Apparently it’s a fungal spider.
She was probably just making up a story as little kids do in retrospect, but I still remember it.
Btw, thanks to some people in the comments for defending younger me. You guys are real ones.
That didn't happen.
Oscar Meas I specifically recall this. It was to weird to forget
I don’t even know
@@arcanonn If you want to make up a story in an attempt to gain attention and/or scare other people, you might want to make yourself a bit more believable.
Oscar Meas I’m not. I seriously didn’t know what she was talking about. She ate a marshmallow on the floor.
1:43 you'll get this meme funny if youre from 2020
Oh wow
Bi Cheeseツ you need serious help.
@@rattfish Why tho?
Bi Cheeseツ reread your reply.
@@rattfish i dont even see anything wrong with it
4:12 “that’s how black people are made”
Coop yeah that’s what he said
Saem prooflie
S N A S very nice xd
S N A S not anymore
Pepsi *MAX*
0:03 it says "you fricking nibber, this is my ice cream" in chinese
Chicken Nugget On A Budget ୮ᒧᖶo гшГlᖶп ипогzוור ப౹ᒧװ ୮ᒧᖶo гшГlᖶп ипогzוור ப౹ᒧװ ୮ᒧᖶo гшГlᖶп ипогzוור ப౹ᒧװ ୮ᒧᖶo гшГlᖶп ипогzוור ப౹ᒧװ ୮ᒧᖶo гшГlᖶп ипогzוור ப౹ᒧװ ୮ᒧᖶo гшГlᖶп ипогzוור ப౹ᒧװ oooooooooooo
@@user-rt2hq2oo2y im scared and confused
What do you mean that's obviously Japanese xdd
@Star GuLL dont you dare woooosh me
@@StayLuvily wow what a virgin
Going back through and watching the originals before they’re deleted
@RYLE SALUNGA Don't call it that, it's not helping.
@RYLE SALUNGA Out of all the things, why name it something that's really kinda harmful given the circumstances?
So far I like reading the chat haha.
@@n4t4bunn79 Nice name, wonder how you came up with it lol
@@loudenschucker1042 B)
“14 Beers at Chili’s” sounds like a chapter in Josh’s biography.
Son Fisher biography or autobiography? 🤔
when no milk
☠️
when have milk
🐲
when have bleach
🤢👍
not gonna like cuz it has 666 likes and i dont want to ruin it
2:49 "i dROPpED mY bLUEBeRRy!" 😐
i herd “i dropped my blueb”
i drop me blueb
I drop me blueb
ssmol_chicken nugget not funny didn’t laugh
I drop me blueb
Discovering that the patrick image doesn't actually say "sponge man ice cone" shattered my reality
WHAT DOES IT SAY
@@cybersinzz you're a n**** this is my ice cream some shit like that dont remember (hard r)
@@cybersinzz "You fucking [[RACIST SLUR]], this is my ice cream."
@@cybersinzz nothing good
@@nasseemnaffaa3266 if that’s what it actually says that’s stupid and funny-
When he said “cannibal cannibal cannibal” I felt that
He legitimately sucks that's not even me fucking joking around
GoodGuy Guan ok
@@goodguyguan3412 okay Guan
@@goodguyguan3412 i mean he was doing improv on cursed images with absolutely no correlation to one another
GoodGuy Guan ok Guam 🇬🇺
in this world you either freeze the bread or you bread the freeze
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In this world it's bread or be bread
"Who can win Jaja Blabla or Ckck ckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckkckckc"
"it's not loading. I'm gonna click it."
**Click**
"I shouldn't have clicked it."
"who could win? jaja blah blah blah or *ckckckcCKCKCKCKCKCK*
aymee d u got ton of likes
8:52 funniest laughter XD
Sounds like an insect in my background
Goblin found
Jaja blabla or Ckck Ckck
I always laugh like that...
The most wholesome content on the internet.
Very family friendly
...
2:22 Why is this actually pretty fire
His music in his channel is also fire af I recommend watching it
Cereal when no milk - small brain
Cereal when haves milk - Big Brain
Cereal when haves Chocolate milk - Bigger Brain
W h e n m i l k h a v e m i l k - UNIVERSAL BRAIN
*M I L K* - *MULTIVERSAL DESTRUCTION*
6:43
“Look at that conehead”
**breaks**
*WHHHEEZEE*
Walter :)
walter
walter
walter
walter
8:50
I think CkCk CkCk would win. He could protecc me in any situation.
Jaja Blabla is far more superior than ckck ckck
· Dilloninator · yea jajablabla has the power of motto motto and shrek and the 5 dungeon crystals, they made the crystals by dunking cheetos in Pepsi max
I’m not high I’m retarded
2:41
Dont mind me I'm just reminding myself of the best moment here
6:46
This is where anti vax kids play.
This WAS where they played....
r/cursedcomments
That is the one segment where Racc speaks/is in the video. I think.
In the graves or the slide?
@@garfsticks where do you think?
MILK HAS WHEN CEREAL
Hello :0
8:50 best...
Dude, i wasn't able to stop when he was making like ckckckckckck
Edit: Thank tou all for 300 likes
I was dying with laughter
i couldnt stop replaying it lmao
@@PlatBlazar haha 209 likes :))))
thank *_tou_*
By far the best part
Oh no twomad
5:25 The airless laughs even sound like they're part of the rap
and it even sounds lit
Wow those spam comments weren't lying when they said my 2019 would be cursed
where in the world did you come up of the name yespacito
what about 2020
I curse you to forever want milk
Why do I keep seeing you
Me again
What have you brought upon this cursed land
Sandwich
why are you always here?!?!?!?!
hello there
Oof
Go commit oof
4:13 As an African American, I can confirm, this is how we're made.
0:59 did you just slap the VALVE guy?
I think the bees are sexually attracted to me
These comments are too funny🤣🤣🤣
whaaaaa
8:53
Who invited the spray bottle
@@oddkast ummmmmm
*puts up bowser junior* WHEN CEREAL HAS ORANGE JUICE
AY U DISSING ON MY BOI OJ?!
*puts up giga bowser* WHEN CEREAL HAS TOMATO SOUP
Bowsette jr.
*puts up wendy* WHEN CEREAL HASVE APPLESAUCE
*puts up dark bowser* when cereal has water
2:31 his laugh was on timing with the beat lmaooo
yo stop touching my chair
6:55
Carson started the ‘the man behind the slaughter’ meme
ah shit
here we go again
Grove street, home
Least it was till I fucked everything up
He also predicted the "I like ya cut G [taco bell bong]" meme at like 0:50
"I'm going to click it.
*clicks*
I shouldn't have clicked it."
Whats that image called
@@jxpiter2373 It's from a video, look up "patrick shoots mario", the img is from the expression when patrick shoots mario with a gun.
and yes, it's patrick star, but the voice is from Gargoyles, because patrick's voice actor voiced a character in that show in 1994.
@@bombabombom3603 i saw that but i was talking about the image where he says "im going to click it, i shouldn't of clicked it"
Tale as old as time
Slummberr just look up American dad vores Peter Griffin
7:12 I'm just now realizing he did this after the recording of the call
yeah its like a week off
6:06: *Me during quarantine.*
Things could be better doe
Or worse
Everything in life is just okay.
Life: *Are you challenging me?*
Lol
Btw what is that
5:48 I present to you, the suislide
Excel why did you have to say it
That thumbnail is a blessed image
man i saw you 2 times today...
Looks like my poppa
Weird flex but ok
Blessed like my pp
ya
GUYS WE’RE GETTING THE GOOD ENDING TO 14 BEERS AT CHILI’S.
Dude, I literally looked it up, and this video was the first thing to pop up. Being one of Carson's videos it's hilarious as fuck, but this comment on top of it? Bro I think it showed me this video because of your comment. That is nuts dude.
0:59 when you load up a valve game
PERFECT😂😂
3:35 Dude in the middle looks like a combination of MatPat and Bo Burnham lmao.
8:51 my knees gave up on me and I couldn’t get up bc I was laughing so hard LMAO
You gotta give it to 404 for managing to remain at least 10% serious while rapping for more than 3 seconds.
Why do y’all have to judge my guy Sponge Man like that. He just wants some nice ice cones.
Hey, Justin’s already here.
Fuck you, you already make enough unfunny terrible comments on Critikal’s channel
@@fAKSDFKamsdf ha, you think it's just on critikal? Hes Justin Y's son.
@@creathechiboi nice try.. rlly nice
You're not funny.
To CallMeCarson: He said “I DROPPED ME BLUEBERRIES!”
Another mha pfp!
Quin megumin doe(respect)
Hey not cool I am also a mha pfp
@@raptureven9347 and I'm... I don't know
No one:
Carson: ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sʟᴀᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ
this is the first result when you search "sponge man ice cone"
9:40 That's where your wrong carson...
The first thing I think is:
ni ta hao de bei ___
___ shi wo de xiao ___ ___
Which means:
You are black person
This is my ice cream
Yet he still got his translation right.
Hsiao-Tung Chu
So the same thing
N
The kill switch phrase is laputan machine
@@jazzeppi that's correct
6:51 Antivax playground
Lmfao
I might make a Reddit meme out of this
Bruh
Oh no
I’m dead
I can tell you now that the first image totally didn't say "sponge man ice cone"
Who would win Jaja blabla or ckckckcckkckckckc kkc
Oh a couple people already said this still funny though pissed my pants a little
Empirical Gaming ;3
@@shyferret9924 what does this mean
@@blitzentiger1306 ily
@@shyferret9924 no
8:53
When Love lace was choking with the six-pack plastic ring wrapped on his neck.
Goldsaint 265 i like how theres this random reference to happy feet lmao
Without the laughing, it sounds like something from a creature in a horror movie
8:50 I’ve been laughing at this for too long
Same
Pip Main same
Jaja Blabla
Me cleaning my window
Daniel SC CALL of duty black ops zombie sound real footage
7:48 is that the legendary
dwayne the bedrock johnson
8:49 - 9:00
I can’t stop laughing and replaying this part I think I might die
It had laughting for a solid hour good luck
ツPotato 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
7:48 area 51 when no alien
5:12 AREA 51 WHEN HAVES ALIEN
i ruined the 69 likes
Vix Zys it’s ok :P
Area 51 when haves no road
Hello fellow kaneki-for-profilepic guy
0:05 translates to “you are my milk fruit, this is my water cream” I get you didn’t ask but just if you’re wondering
Thank you
Hey, i know it's been a while but i can't stop wondering what milk fruit and water cream are.
Jeez I thought that was ice cream XD
lmao thats not what it means
you're wrong lol
the fact they thought it said "sponge man ice cone" despite it being so wrong is funny
What does it say