50 Cal Explosive Bullets vs Torso

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    50 Cal Explosive Bullets vs Torso. What would happen if we fired 50 Cal Explosive Bullets into a torso, or in this case a ballistic dummy labs expertly crafted torso? These are questions that have plagued us for a long time but Dr. Garand Thumb (Garand DUMB) is here to answer the questions you never asked. Utilizing ball, spotter-tracer and RAUFOSS we are here to increase you knowledge. Enjoy.
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  • @Spartan045G
    @Spartan045G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4743

    "This guy now has a curvature in his spine." And the VA will still be like, 'not service related.'

    • @warrenharrison9490
      @warrenharrison9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Like my buddy that's 2" shorter after service...😐

    • @coltonhenry2578
      @coltonhenry2578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Knee surgery a year after ETS and definitely not service related

    • @microchrist6122
      @microchrist6122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      “A problem with authority and trusting my government” - oh wait the VA actually can’t help me there 😂

    • @MaverickHeloPilot
      @MaverickHeloPilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Then prescribe you Motrin and send you on your way.

    • @ryand8024
      @ryand8024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Like my father who got hosed by agent orange in nam. They like nah, you get 10%.

  • @AdministrativeResults
    @AdministrativeResults 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5591

    Rumor has it Dr. Thumb has been banned from practicing medicine in New Jersey

    • @ladder85
      @ladder85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      then how does he keep prescribing me cialis?

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I heard he got a award for medical excellence and advancing his field beyond what was thought humanly possible.

    • @xntumrfo9ivrnwf
      @xntumrfo9ivrnwf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      De green thumb still practicing

    • @andrewrobinson4019
      @andrewrobinson4019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’s too good at it.

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hello my name is doctor garand thumb
      I’d like to tell you just where I’m from
      In the hills, filming thrills, where the blue blood spills
      Hoo ha hoo ha hoo ha

  • @iangorman9521
    @iangorman9521 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I love the quick “fuck” when the plane was flying over lol

  • @hadoukenn
    @hadoukenn ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I appreciate you moving the rifle before heading downrange. If someone cant be responsible at this level, they shouldnt be trusted with a gun! Love it

    • @ljre3397
      @ljre3397 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like a psychotic 18 year old?

    • @LakesideAmusementPro
      @LakesideAmusementPro 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Like Alec Baldwin?

  • @palanthis
    @palanthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    When speaking about .50 rounds, "didn't do anything" takes on a new meaning. It no longer means that the round was ineffective, it simply means that it killed the target, but not in a particularly cool or exciting way.

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Having a golf ball sized hole in the front and a fist sized hole in the back is just normal at that point

    • @darrenshepherd3984
      @darrenshepherd3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was thinking same but you put it better.

    • @LoneWolf8003
      @LoneWolf8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the second round acted the way I expected the first round to act.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      .50 is fairly uneventful if not some special round....well I say uneventful...as uneventful as a half inch in diameter going through someone at supersonic velocities can be lol

    • @59232
      @59232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “No , he’s hella dead”

  • @SA12String
    @SA12String 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9458

    Saw an interview with an Army sniper talking about his work in Iraq and specifically about the effectiveness of the M107. He said he and his spotter had set up on a rooftop covering a residential area known to be harboring insurgents. He told the story of a long night taking targets of opportunity until they started taking fire from another rooftop. The shooter was taking cover behind a block wall and popping out to harass the sniper team. The team was out of standard ball ammo for the .50 so he loaded up with the only ammo he had, the raufoss and they waited. Eventually the insurgent took a shot and ducked behind the block wall. The sniper aimed at where he guessed he would be crouching behind the wall and sent a raufoss round. He said the round made a nice clean hole in the front of the wall, but the other side of the patio 10 feet away was splashed with gore. When they eventually made their way over to confirm the kill, the body was gone, but the back of the block was just obliterated with a large area missing and blood spray everywhere. He figured the round had detonated inside the block and turned the brick and concrete into a huge shotgun shell and shredded the insurgent.

    • @caughtin144p7
      @caughtin144p7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

      This comment isn't getting the attention it deserves

    • @eastonabel2427
      @eastonabel2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      Funny cuz I seen the same shit and that was YEARS ago. I wish I knew the link to this video

    • @asshat6482
      @asshat6482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here's a shortened video of it. Btw, it was Marine Steve Reichert: th-cam.com/video/oSZQ9WBnJF8/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=SR

    • @banginbadger75
      @banginbadger75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      That sounds fucking gnarly. I love it.

    • @mattmatthews1398
      @mattmatthews1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      It's crazy how a person can be reduced to a red paste instantaneously.

  • @enjin12345
    @enjin12345 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Comparing this channel now to what is was in the beginning is the literal personification of what you become after being handed a dd214 and I love every second of it. Outstanding work boys.

    • @bkingtz1
      @bkingtz1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you elaborate more on what do you think by that?

    • @alphaalloy9785
      @alphaalloy9785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dd214?

    • @texasred264
      @texasred264 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m confused, did he want the answer or not? I don’t know either but, still. Dude I straight up bipolar

    • @williamwilson6499
      @williamwilson6499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have two DD214s and your comment makes no sense.

    • @williamwilson6499
      @williamwilson6499 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alphaalloy9785 Certificate of Release from Active Duty. US military form you get when you complete active duty service.

  • @RowBoCawp
    @RowBoCawp ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'm from Kentucky and I rolled when you said "I don't know if it's the lack of education or what is". By golly, we may not know our times table, but we make some killer .50 ammunition. 😂

    • @LTV746
      @LTV746 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spat out my drink at that one.

    • @philcarr7015
      @philcarr7015 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks, Kentucky! You are appreciated for making .50 BMG. Keep up the good work!

  • @Mr.Nobody01211
    @Mr.Nobody01211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    GT: "What is my science experience? Well, for one, I have a lab coat on."
    Me: "Seems legit enough."

    • @chrisb9960
      @chrisb9960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kentucky and 50 cal… lack of education or love of science?

    • @waitemc
      @waitemc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Worked for Fouchi

    • @deathskrieg5525
      @deathskrieg5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sure he's not a pharmacist?

  • @dannybean4019
    @dannybean4019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    "I failed out of medical school so that makes me a doctor in NJ" is actually a 100% accurate statement for those of you that don't live there.

    • @JohnSmith-hs3po
      @JohnSmith-hs3po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can you explain this to a non American pls?

    • @hoff_tv5674
      @hoff_tv5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@JohnSmith-hs3po being from jersey, doctors here are ass, always some idiot or some european/asian here to get rich lol

    • @foggyj4474
      @foggyj4474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@JohnSmith-hs3po good doctors won’t do business with you unless you need an expensive surgery over here. The ones that accept patients suck.

    • @canabiss8297
      @canabiss8297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foggyj4474 maybe in NJ

    • @kevinbritt8427
      @kevinbritt8427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm, shits ass

  • @treymitchel4334
    @treymitchel4334 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Is he alive?”
    “No he’s hella dead!”
    😂

  • @ericbrumley9026
    @ericbrumley9026 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I can attest that there is a large percentage of post PL 1LTs, pre career course and soon to ETS CPTs who are EXACTLY like Dr GarandThumb. This isnt a bad thing. They bring a element of reality and humor to the situation.

    • @void7814
      @void7814 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So many acronyms

  • @vincentcocchio3450
    @vincentcocchio3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8211

    When Garandthumb is wearing a lab coat, you know that he is definitely qualified to do these scientific tests

    • @davidsirmons
      @davidsirmons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It makes him a doctor in New Jersey.

    • @vincentcocchio3450
      @vincentcocchio3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@davidsirmons Yeah, and it proves that it is 100% a professional science show

    • @Dude-hy2ju
      @Dude-hy2ju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bill Nye.

    • @markjenkins6424
      @markjenkins6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's really all it takes.

    • @nathayelakgonzales4969
      @nathayelakgonzales4969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Of course man he quit med school he's a doctor now in Jersey

  • @RUSSELLCOIGHT00
    @RUSSELLCOIGHT00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    They say “never trust a doctor with a clean coat” that’s why I choose Garandthumb to be my GP

    • @travispollard9314
      @travispollard9314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He reminds me of the surgeon General of Beverly hills in escape from LA 🤣

    • @LongRon6969
      @LongRon6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I only trust my doc if he has blood on his coat and under his fingernails. At least I know that man’s been workin

  • @FarAloneASMR
    @FarAloneASMR ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The intro alone always deserves a like from me. So well done gents.

  • @ryanrekz7744
    @ryanrekz7744 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Id love to see bofors 40mm vs Human torso, but getting your hands on one of those may be a bit more interesting. Thanks for the great videos as always Garand Thumb

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Sandy

    • @dimitrijensk2845
      @dimitrijensk2845 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you imagine being a Japanese pilot in ww2 and seeing your wingman’s cockpit get obliterated by a Bofors?

    • @brianperry
      @brianperry 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why?

  • @StevenL00
    @StevenL00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    5:10 the setup
    5:28 M33 660 gr ball
    9:17 "spicy candy corn"
    13:38 spicy candy corn #2 w/ lv3 armor duct taped to the BACK of dummy, both armor and dummy trashed
    18:55 Raufoss Mk 211 on dummy #2
    21:36 Raufoss #2 w/ lv4 armor duct taped to the FRONT of dummy
    23:24 Raufoss #3 through a car door, ripped shoulder off dummy

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      not just the shoulder, look bettr at the slow-mo and yuo'll see that the whole spine is just... gone, completely blew away, and based on the first frame of post-impact with the door, it' wasn't even the round itself but the explosion that caused that
      impressive.

    • @bill8181
      @bill8181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      06:00 Alec Baldwin joke

    • @rubinolas6998
      @rubinolas6998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "ripped shoulder off dummy" is quite the understatement

    • @Caliban_Cam
      @Caliban_Cam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      2:40 the “FUQ”
      23:52 “that was violent!” *drops shoulder
      24:14 he was blown away

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That third round reaction was more like what I expected. You have to take into consideration it was shot twice already.

  • @thotboi6565
    @thotboi6565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    "This guy now has a curvature in his spine permanently". Ah yes the spine curvature is his biggest problem. I love this channel

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @Kevinmoore22
      @Kevinmoore22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dr. grand thumb as a chiropractor just stand still one moment sir..

    • @sam_bagging6028
      @sam_bagging6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The curvature of a nonexistent spine.

    • @GoreHumanPudding
      @GoreHumanPudding 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh I scrolled right when he said that

    • @Sneakyboson
      @Sneakyboson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Death by scoliosis

  • @slapnut892
    @slapnut892 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you're friend said you could survive a 50 cal.

    • @The_Mad_Pheasant
      @The_Mad_Pheasant ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To the foot maybe but not anywhere else.

    • @jhanks2012
      @jhanks2012 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      sure, it's possible. and not just if you got hit on the foot. there are many factors. what if it was fired from a couple miles away and expended all but a tiny bit of its energy, what if it was fired at such a high angle that it fell down to earth at terminal velocity and lost its ballistic trajectory

    • @SPARTON0Weezy
      @SPARTON0Weezy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@The_Mad_Pheasant an outstretched pinky 🤷‍♂️😂
      Would twist yer arm in half.😂

    • @tfan2222
      @tfan2222 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SPARTON0Weezy No, you’d be missing a pinky, but your arm and hand would be fine otherwise.

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean you could probably survive an (inert) tank shell if it hit an extremity, direct torso and head hits are the proper test of lethality.

  • @kilibecher
    @kilibecher ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the hint of humour that constantly floats in the air in all your videos XD

  • @nemoexnuqual3643
    @nemoexnuqual3643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    I have used your “spicy candy corn” rounds in the Army. The way the real military ones work is a bit different, more like a fire piston, where deformation of the round creates extreme temperatures and shock. I didn’t think they would work on the dummy at all. Apparently the spine or rib was enough.
    This was amazing!

    • @tdg710
      @tdg710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why wouldn't it "work"? By "work" do you mean explode or kill?

    • @I-AM-EL-ZOZO
      @I-AM-EL-ZOZO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not in the military yet I slightly understand how their explosive rounds work compared to ours. See we make explosive for the military for the single purpose of destroying tanks (exactly like the tank gewher, meant to disable tanks armor, weak points, not completely destroy the tank) for armor it's meant to destroy the armor the impact will obviously still delete the persons life, citizen explosives would primarily be for pretty nice looking impacts, meant for fun, like the fourth of July. War isn't fun, the explosives they use aren't Hollywood fireballs of make believe, they're extremely dangerous and have many different roles in the military, for example, an explosive incinerate round would work best for disabling artillery, explosive rounds aren't supposed to be fired at anyone that isn't inside some kind of bunker or a vehicle, it simple has to much power to be used as a conventional sniper, it's more of a multi purpose sniper with multipurpose rounds

    • @boostedbadboyzx12r31
      @boostedbadboyzx12r31 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Datssss a bingoooooo lol 😆

  • @Big4HeadEnergy
    @Big4HeadEnergy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    The lab coat is the most prestigious representation of someone’s scientific background.

    • @jayquick6520
      @jayquick6520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trust the science

    • @gp.5989
      @gp.5989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glasses usually sub for proof of degree

    • @paintballplayer700
      @paintballplayer700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like him pretending we didn't notice the M855A1 at the beginning.

    • @matthew9402
      @matthew9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayquick6520 I AM THE SCIENCE!!

  • @davidsollinger8886
    @davidsollinger8886 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked Kentucky Ballistics 50 BMG video so much better. Not only did he do a great torture test on that single shot .50 buuuttttt,, does a great job showing fragmentation blowing up from a bad round. And that ballistics dummy was so real looking moved, bled and even talked like a real person. Even had thumbs. Lol jk.
    Been watching Garand thumb all day. You guy's are my new favorite YT channel. Great content and you guy's mix it up. Hope you guy's don't end.

  • @bassmaster4205
    @bassmaster4205 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The “what are we doing?” After the second shot really got me 😂😂😂

  • @kylec.g3719
    @kylec.g3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I once read a comment that said “not even King Arthur could pull me out of flannel daddy” and I haven’t been the same since, Mike.

  • @CheekyChops710
    @CheekyChops710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I’m a super sick 38 year old. I sit here year after year alone with nothing to do stuck indoors in my bed all day and night and you literally save my sanity sometimes by giving me something to watch and forget about reality. I appreciate you!

    • @guy_in_ashopping_cart-sfs967
      @guy_in_ashopping_cart-sfs967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what are you sick with just curious

    • @vincec.202
      @vincec.202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Prayers going up for your healing brother. This channel serves as an escape for me as well. 2021 has been my own personal Hell on Earth.

    • @Jdowling357
      @Jdowling357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hope you get well soon man. Hang in there

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just drink oj and lift brother

    • @doodahman2995
      @doodahman2995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sorry to hear that brother. Hope things get better for you.

  • @bunnykiller
    @bunnykiller ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As the dummy lays there on the ground, it says" I cant feel my legs, I think my back might be broken"....

  • @abelee9205
    @abelee9205 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The colorgrading in your videos is phenomenal.

  • @fuct2003
    @fuct2003 ปีที่แล้ว +3315

    Man, that's almost as powerful as a 9mm.

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      It came nowhere near to blowing the lungs out so not even close

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@easternpromise4037 I'll let you think about it for a second

    • @iconicusensign9624
      @iconicusensign9624 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@gnas1897
      Its a joke.
      Although to mock joe biden's commenting that a 9mm can blow someones organs.
      If you didnt get it.

    • @Outlaw_Actual11b
      @Outlaw_Actual11b ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@easternpromise4037 bruh you just wooshed yourself….

    • @Outlaw_Actual11b
      @Outlaw_Actual11b ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@iconicusensign9624 ….. he made the joke. He knows what he said.

  • @TheEmeraldSword04
    @TheEmeraldSword04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    I like how he hasn't washed the lab coat at all since he started this video series, likely a guy who admires the fruits of their labor.

    • @DowntimeMedia
      @DowntimeMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Looks just stained, it’s been far more bloody before

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or can’t afford a new one with the price of ammo right now lol.

    • @bannedbycommieyoutube5time920
      @bannedbycommieyoutube5time920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m currently wearing a disgusting flannel button down. Not turning the ole camera on for work today

    • @TehCheezMan
      @TehCheezMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Has GT done an episode with the Slow Mo Guys?

    • @SlyFireVR
      @SlyFireVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he didn't he'd look too much like Dr. Mengele

  • @thePrussian
    @thePrussian 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It’s the same thing with HEAT rounds. If a tank fires it at a soft target it will go through and detonate on the other side. You need a certain level of “resistance” to give it time to function as designed.

  • @HappyMainCarl
    @HappyMainCarl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just happened to discover this channel from a 1 month / weeks old video yesterday. I watched 2/3 since. And omg, stuff changed a lot, he, cameraman skills for actually recording, editing and overall style... And somehow, they still do the same the same way, that's so cool!

    • @beestingza
      @beestingza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah this one was a little rough, but they at least got the high speed video on every shot.

  • @manni17b
    @manni17b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Micah is getting really good at the true-crime videography. And the color palette and neutrals in the editing is great

    • @the_lumbago_band
      @the_lumbago_band ปีที่แล้ว

      oh yeah and that music, MMMM

    • @marsmugio
      @marsmugio ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly looks like a Zack Snyder film

  • @PoonDestroyer69
    @PoonDestroyer69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    “I think you can survive a .50”
    *Every man shot with a .50 cal.* “no.”

    • @cf714_
      @cf714_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Let's ask 50 cal survivors: 🎤⚰️

    • @OffTheHookVideos
      @OffTheHookVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Only chuck norris has survived a .50 cal

    • @banginbadger75
      @banginbadger75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      On Garands video with the .50 cal vs. ballistic human heads there's a popular comment this guy made describing how his fellow service member got shot point blank in the shoulder with a 50 cal after dropping the rifle on the ground by accident.

    • @zenitsuagatsuma6624
      @zenitsuagatsuma6624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean you can if it explodes as scott proved

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@banginbadger75 I guess is depend where your shot, .50 CALs are pretty fucking lethal

  • @sferree28
    @sferree28 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The over-the-top goofiness is always appreciated and hilarious

  • @Hawk2phreak
    @Hawk2phreak ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that he cant always keep a straight face and giggles now and then lol

  • @ChaseBerry
    @ChaseBerry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    You're videos are really second to none out there lately. I'm putting in my vote for long range testing though! No one else has really done long range ballistic dummy tests with various calibers and none could do it better than you guys! Let's see some 5.56 to .300PRC to .50cal out at 400 - 900 yds or something along those lines. Great video.

    • @kodywilson26
      @kodywilson26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      100% needs to happen.

    • @reggiechabassol628
      @reggiechabassol628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *gargles Garand Thumbs baby gravy*

    • @TeraMrByte
      @TeraMrByte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *your

    • @brandonratzlaff65
      @brandonratzlaff65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't recall Dr Thumb ever claiming to be a DSR or sniper. Have the good Dr have Reaper on. I'm sure he's down.

    • @aamc7676
      @aamc7676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seconded

  • @petesmith147
    @petesmith147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    His words of advice at the end: "Make sure you drink water."
    Me: "I feel personally attacked...He's really calling me out here..."

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      sorry bruh, I just care for you :)

    • @DutchTraveler
      @DutchTraveler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “This is not a request. This is a threat.”

  • @smoutezot
    @smoutezot 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Never really considered the spine being involved in gun shot wounds...but seeing your videos, the spine always gets destroyed with these center mass shots...devastating and gnarly for sure.

  • @amusician1771
    @amusician1771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    “He has a permanent curvature of the spine”
    Mate, he’s missing his shoulder blades and like 6 vertebrae 😂😂😂

    • @uhhyeacoolman2786
      @uhhyeacoolman2786 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ehhh he'll be fine

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      We wouldn't have so many vertebrae if we needed all of them. God made sure to include some spare parts, like the extra buttons stitched on the inside of a shirt

    • @BalrogUdun
      @BalrogUdun ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Weimerica8841 I feel the same way about fingers, eyes and ears.

    • @tlxatom7004
      @tlxatom7004 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its a flesh wound

    • @jackrylebonclaw7270
      @jackrylebonclaw7270 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He also has a mild case of being dead, but giving him scoliosis too? That's just disrespect that is 😕🤣🤣🤣

  • @wheelguns4wheelmen802
    @wheelguns4wheelmen802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    So what I took away is that this is perfect for home defense as there is little to no over penetration. Just need to swap the .50's muzzle brake for a silencer. To make it hearing safe in my living room.

    • @ExtremeUnction1988
      @ExtremeUnction1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now you’re talking!!

    • @jackburton7959
      @jackburton7959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      after watching demo ranch ignite a tracer on his suppressed barret, i think it may be the only weapon that i dont put a can on.

    • @lachlanscott2468
      @lachlanscott2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just chuck a red dot foregrip and cut the stock off and you have yourself the ultimate cqb weapon

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that you, Mr. Carriker?

  • @manojranamagar1767
    @manojranamagar1767 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:54
    Holy shit
    Holy f**k dude
    What the f**k?
    i cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yo Garand is so 1000% definitely on that T-juice now. The vocal pitch and facial structure are so different lol

  • @castlingcrow2519
    @castlingcrow2519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    Dude… after a couple of years of watching DemolitionRanch, Brandon Herrera and Kentucky Ballistics… bless them all - but this guy is an absolute classic. So much charisma, so much comedy, incredible!

    • @OfficialPepe
      @OfficialPepe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cant agree more! The charisma is just hitting different.

    • @MrLandslide84
      @MrLandslide84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Airforce. They just hit differently.

    • @96dragonhunter
      @96dragonhunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This guy makes videos for teenagers.... I don't see any charisma in a guy dramatically shouting " Holy F**K" after shooting 50MBG at a dummy 50m away. Also it's not even a sniper rifle. It's anti material rifle. There is no science involved. Kids channel.

    • @MrLandslide84
      @MrLandslide84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@96dragonhunter its called comedy. We all know the .50 will go thru both sides of a car at 600yds plus..... lol

    • @daviddettmann6660
      @daviddettmann6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok but he only wins because FPS Russia is gone

  • @kiwi_comanche
    @kiwi_comanche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    The subtlety of the Baldwin rip was nothing short of beautiful. You're a class act, Dr. Thumb.

    • @brian0057
      @brian0057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it was as subtle as a sledgehammer.
      Still love it, though.

    • @kiwi_comanche
      @kiwi_comanche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brian0057 Amen 😂

  • @snkywz
    @snkywz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hold on, science glasses!"
    *"Holy shit."*
    LMAO

  • @lehisilver1191
    @lehisilver1191 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lot of the stuff you guys are doing is very entertaining and funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @18killemall
    @18killemall ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    “I failed out of med school so that technically makes me a doctor in New Jersey”. I cackled so hard. 😂😂

    • @CubeInABox
      @CubeInABox ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bro I live in NJ and that is 30% true

    • @Juugo211
      @Juugo211 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo why do people shit on my state like this?

    • @zer0026
      @zer0026 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Juugo211 because if someone breaks into your house in NJ, YOU are the one that has a duty to get out of your house, if you even think of fighting back, YOU get arrested

    • @Juugo211
      @Juugo211 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zer0026 Look I know NJ is hands down a terrible damn state but every state deserves a little bit of love lol.

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, we're both qualified to become Surgical Techs in most of the US states

  • @vncube1
    @vncube1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "Bill Nye isn't a real scientist, he's just an engineer!"
    That didn't stop Garand Daddy from making these ❤️

    • @moonshinethics
      @moonshinethics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea and Bill Nye being an engineer also didn't stop me from being a delivery driver either

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, engineering is an applied science.

    • @Jexorz86
      @Jexorz86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anthonyhayes1267 Not to mention he has 7 honorary docterate, and calls himself the science guy not the scientist

    • @thomasjoyce7910
      @thomasjoyce7910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Garand Thumb -the medical bum.

    • @jayquick6520
      @jayquick6520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bill Nye is an actor and political activist

  • @NopeThat705
    @NopeThat705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know it’s gonna be good when the round is meant for a damn tank

  • @255omega9
    @255omega9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:00 gives a new meaning to rearanging someones insides

  • @Woolie
    @Woolie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    you know it's gonna be a good one when there's a voice-crack within the first 2 mins

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Hahaha I was very excited

    • @jadonlimoges1830
      @jadonlimoges1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@GarandThumb understandable

    • @ThePesoguin
      @ThePesoguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lets Go Woolie!

    • @M1MOB
      @M1MOB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So this is what woolie does in his free time

    • @edgeriscoll
      @edgeriscoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woolie, surprised to see the best streamer here. With the most awesomest emotes.

  • @skidibidibibidiboo2487
    @skidibidibibidiboo2487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    13:55
    "Holy shit!"
    "Jesus Christ!"
    "Holy fuck dude!"
    "What da fuck!"
    Gentlemen, you have yourself a new subscriber.

    • @shaha9
      @shaha9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good vibes.

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That last explosive shell test alone was pretty sick!

  • @AndorRadnai
    @AndorRadnai ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:18 wow! That 9mm is impressive!

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

    Another shining example of why the Rambo .50 Cal scene is probably the most accurate depiction of a .50 cal ever put on film.

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Yep and one of my most favourite scene because I love realistic gore in films and games

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@abysswalker2594 realistic or over the top, I love them both. But nothing quite beats Tarantino levels of blood fountains.

    • @John-uj5fz
      @John-uj5fz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favorite action seen of all time👍

    • @anonguy2530
      @anonguy2530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      One of my favorite movies was 2008 Rambo. No over the top gore. Just realistic reactions to the body meeting a friendly 50 cal round. Seriously a great movie.

    • @GabeStrenke
      @GabeStrenke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Honestly, when I first saw that scene as a 12yr old, I totally thought it was bullshit Hollywood, but now after watching TH-camrs for years shoot .50 bmg into different targets, I fully agree with your statement.

  • @banjobill8420
    @banjobill8420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Dr. Thumb is the kinda guy you can go to that takes cash only and isn't exactly licensed with the AMA but there's few things he can't treat and he never keeps records.

    • @gregoryhelton6646
      @gregoryhelton6646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dr Thumb the kinda Dr that treats the Bullhead Clap with a hammer....

    • @justvibing1601
      @justvibing1601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best kind of doctor

    • @dangoldbach6570
      @dangoldbach6570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When just put a thumb in it becomes a pickup line...😂

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is The Simpsons Dr. Nick.
      Played by Christian Bale.
      Heloooo everybody!

    • @loosecrash
      @loosecrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      amen to all of these replies

  • @commanderoof4578
    @commanderoof4578 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    9:17 when ya sneeze with your eyes open
    10:24 person watching
    13:42 pew… asset not contained (plate exploded like paper)
    18:59 scifi sounds 19:00
    22:26 weird sentence
    23:27 splurt, crunch, confetti
    23:52 shoulder tap

    • @Spaghetti332
      @Spaghetti332 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GIGA CHAD MAN WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE U

  • @demon_timing
    @demon_timing ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably one of my favourite videos of all time

  • @daveboi634
    @daveboi634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    As my Sergeant Major once said after a safety brief. “You hear all that stuff. Saftey isn’t paramount. F$&@ SAFETY! VIOLENCE IS PARAMOUNT!”

  • @JesusChrist-yh4pi
    @JesusChrist-yh4pi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "Something about Kentucky and the .50cal. I dont know if its because of a lack of education or what" That shit had me busting up laughing. Poor Kentucky Ballistics.

    • @keegenke
      @keegenke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thank you, Jesus.

    • @wangchong94
      @wangchong94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      amen

    • @limpbizkit6245
      @limpbizkit6245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Read this comment right when he said it on video what a coincidence and we both have jesus pfps

    • @dylanlapenna8513
      @dylanlapenna8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Come on man he almost died :/

    • @raptorjesusleaderofthebroc5626
      @raptorjesusleaderofthebroc5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey Jesus its me your cousin

  • @rythepineappleguy3160
    @rythepineappleguy3160 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nasty ass rounds man. Great video yall

  • @CheesyGhostOnToast
    @CheesyGhostOnToast ปีที่แล้ว

    im glad i was able to learn some science today thanks to this video.

  • @shmunkle
    @shmunkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    As a New Jersey resident huge thanks to dr garand thumb for being the best doctor we have seen in years

  • @jakemccluskey1111
    @jakemccluskey1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Garand: " Huh! That was violent! "
    Micah: " Finally. "
    Garand: *casually drops severed shoulder*

    • @00Athus1
      @00Athus1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *mEaTy SpLaT*

  • @golf-n-guns
    @golf-n-guns ปีที่แล้ว

    The 'blew him away" line at the end cracked me up.

  • @mysterymachine693
    @mysterymachine693 ปีที่แล้ว

    "People ask why is the blood blue? Well I have Halo fantasies" I have never laughed so hard at my office in my life.

  • @ca9968
    @ca9968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I`d love to see a test like this done at different "Combat" distances and then see the difference in the amount of damage inflicted on each test subject, any .50 shot under 300m just becomes a splatter situation, i`d be interested to see the varying effects of different ammo at different distances...
    Edit : After giving this some more thought...
    Do a collaboration with 9 Hole Reviews, set up dummies at 500, 600, 700, 800, 900 and 1000m, maybe put standard US Body Armor on each ballistic dummy and then see the varying degrees of damage using different ammo...
    Won`t be a cheap vid to make but i`m sure will get millions of views!

    • @SgtRudySmithbRet
      @SgtRudySmithbRet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hes Air Force he doesn't know how to shoot past 300y

    • @ca9968
      @ca9968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SgtRudySmithbRet Henry or Garand?

    • @eliasdincer640
      @eliasdincer640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      exactly i often wish the gun youtubers would do distance experiments specialy for shotguns! i want know how much i must be far to be protected vs birdshot when i wear a leather jacket XD

    • @doctorsex7255
      @doctorsex7255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eliasdincer640 birdshot isn't very powerful. You don't have to be very far out at be protected from it at all. As long as you have your face turned away or have eye protection and stuff, you're probably not dying unless you're basically 10 feet. Give or take. Ish. TLDR; run away fast from a guy with a birdshot shotgun and you'll just WISH you'd been killed. Cause it'll take a long time with tweezers to pull it all out lol

    • @DeathsAngel323
      @DeathsAngel323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SgtRudySmithbRet300m is combat distance. And AF Special Recon goes to Army Sniper School.

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius6418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “We have our FFL on site, as required”
    *doesnt show FFL holder*
    Good work, soldier

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      FEL, not FFL

    • @jondavidmcnabb
      @jondavidmcnabb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GarandThumb what the heck is an FEL??? Federal Explosives License?

  • @youcefzaouali5636
    @youcefzaouali5636 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol his holder is gone "that was violent" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ETHONIONI
    @ETHONIONI ปีที่แล้ว

    The start caught me off gaurd haha "why are you here" was not expecting that haha

  • @fr4me.01
    @fr4me.01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    When Garandthumb looked up at the plane/helo and yelled "fuck" and then had the alex baldwin jab about gun safety I fuckin lost it. Absolutely too good.

  • @mikelangford1835
    @mikelangford1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I wish I could say that dr garandthumb were my favorite videos, but I just can’t do the rest of the channel dirty like that. They’re all great.

  • @christiantilley5431
    @christiantilley5431 ปีที่แล้ว

    “What are we doing” under his breath on the way back to collect the spicy candy corn data🤣 too good brother! What a job!

  • @Killerpie4578
    @Killerpie4578 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t believe I just found this channel yesterday!

  • @rreeves0710
    @rreeves0710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    That was the most honest and best "JFC" I have ever heard. Also, a bullpup side fed magazine 50bmg??????? Way to go Steyr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bbqbaconburger481
      @bbqbaconburger481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its an ntw20 and its french

    • @allyoppsTR
      @allyoppsTR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bbqbaconburger481 its a steyr HS .50 M1

    • @Rhakjellg
      @Rhakjellg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bbqbaconburger481 the ntw is south african. And the only official french .50bmg weapon is the hecate ii

  • @LANCEtheBOIL
    @LANCEtheBOIL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Failed out of med school so that makes me a dr in new jersey "
    " failed at being a dr in New Jersey so I moved to practice in Montana "

    • @GarandThumb
      @GarandThumb  2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *Yellowstone theme plays triumphantly*

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GarandThumb lol 🤣

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GarandThumb man I wish people would quit moving here because of that show

    • @hallu4696
      @hallu4696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LANCEtheBOIL do people actually move to Montana just because of some show?

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hallu4696 yes, we have thousands and thousands of morons moving here just because of that show

  • @mutedrumsdaddy3108
    @mutedrumsdaddy3108 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all gotta do all of these tests again when you acquire another high speed camera to go behind the target!
    This channel is dope, no doubt 🤘

  • @mumzly1
    @mumzly1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That is violent!" **Splat**

  • @top6ear
    @top6ear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Cabela's here in Canada accidentally sold AP , incendiary 762x39 last month. Soviet surplus.

    • @oldscratch3535
      @oldscratch3535 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's such a terrible accident. Are you alright?

  • @markjenkins6424
    @markjenkins6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I'm just here to see my daddy who walked out to get cigarettes & Milwaukee's Best and never came back home.

    • @justcoffee3617
      @justcoffee3617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My Uncle Bobby actually "No Bullshit" did that to my Aunt and 30 years later after he started a new family brought back cigarettes and thought it was hilarious, so did I cause I watched it happen when they met again.

    • @antisocialjusticewarrior2073
      @antisocialjusticewarrior2073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My uncle left his first wife like that... she was mean as hell, he took the trash out one day & never returned...

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antisocialjusticewarrior2073 I pray that man is living a better life.

    • @antisocialjusticewarrior2073
      @antisocialjusticewarrior2073 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianriz4703 he seems happier with his current wife, & she seems to appreciate him more than the other beach did

  • @JohnLee-kv4uv
    @JohnLee-kv4uv ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are BRILLIANT, sooooo enjoy science, much regards.... South Africa

  • @seanlevy6027
    @seanlevy6027 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was my first time watching your video’s and you had me at “I’m Dr. New Jersey “

  • @Daily_Meat_Dealer
    @Daily_Meat_Dealer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    It's safe to say that a .50 BMG spotter tracer round will quite literally rearrange your guts

    • @austin6147
      @austin6147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      So will I. 😘

    • @jackdaniels_lxix
      @jackdaniels_lxix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@austin6147 THE FUCK ?!

    • @TopNoff
      @TopNoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@austin6147 if your offering

    • @finnthewastebin1503
      @finnthewastebin1503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@austin6147 when and where

    • @ericandre6554
      @ericandre6554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'so is he alive?' 'oh no he's dead'

  • @nla27
    @nla27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I remember seeing a manual for the M40 recoiless rifle saying not to use the attached spotting rifle against personnel. Apparently it's tempting to shoot individual soldiers when you're looking at them through an optic.

    • @anthony4331
      @anthony4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's what the actual recoilless rifle is for

    • @DutchTraveler
      @DutchTraveler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Primarily anti-tank, but can fire anti-personnel flechette rounds, from what I can find. 105mm flechette sounds fun.

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DutchTraveler beehive rounds?

    • @DutchTraveler
      @DutchTraveler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Token_Black_Guy basically. From what some sites say, they were tracer flechette rounds.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@johnnyl.4468 "The enemy soldier WAS wearing equipment... he also used to have a torso...soooooooo mission accomplished!!"

  • @lewisanderson4173
    @lewisanderson4173 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I only watched so i could appreciate the safety drills on that weapon system. Good drills 👍🏻

  • @CajunReaper95
    @CajunReaper95 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes I’m glad I found this video cause I’ve had this question for a long time what would happen if you shot someone with an explosive round.

  • @ImSlimBB
    @ImSlimBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i really enjoy that the camera man is getting more voice time. his commentary is 10/10

    • @Max_Payn3
      @Max_Payn3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You look like Hampton Brandon lol

    • @xthee_0nly_1x11
      @xthee_0nly_1x11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You look really cool

  • @cam-vb8cu
    @cam-vb8cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “The blind make good tape!” I totally lost my shit laughing. Only military guys will get that joke. Great stuff!!!

    • @davejob630
      @davejob630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I don’t get it. Please elucidate.

    • @hreed7742
      @hreed7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davejob630 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skilcraft

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not just mil, any feds have skilcraft and lighthouse all over the place.

    • @davejob630
      @davejob630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hreed7742 thanks

    • @davejob630
      @davejob630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hreed7742 ps I always have used Nashua 357 , the best gaffe tape I’ve ever used.

  • @Bruce6001
    @Bruce6001 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best scientist I have ever seen, mr 👍🏻 you the man

  • @kellynanni4858
    @kellynanni4858 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Talking with his covenant blood covered hand, well played sir

  • @michdo23
    @michdo23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    This might be one of the better examples of what a Warhammer 40k Astartes Bolt-Round could do to a baseline human.

    • @sawyeratkinson
      @sawyeratkinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I didn't scroll down far enough to see this comment before I said the same thing. The only question I have left is is there a .50 minigun? Need to see what a heavy bolter can do lol

    • @garrenseifert790
      @garrenseifert790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah I knew I was going to see this comment somewhere lol

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@sawyeratkinson 20mm and not .50", but the M61 would match that description.

    • @MattMerica76
      @MattMerica76 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sawyeratkinson GAU-19B

    • @chainsawsubtlety9828
      @chainsawsubtlety9828 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      FOR THE EMPEROR!
      (Because, that must be said in the comment section of every video.)

  • @FlippinOkie
    @FlippinOkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Gun safety's important, alec baldwin" lmao

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To quote Alec Baldwin: "Good for you"

    • @phoenixrising4073
      @phoenixrising4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some things in life don't react well to bullets, Alec.

    • @FlippinOkie
      @FlippinOkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phoenixrising4073 lmao

  • @Mestre-Joe
    @Mestre-Joe ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why you are here? Are u here for the violence? If you're here for the violence, you came to the right place" omg... This intro like Tom Cruise speaking made me subscribe before even see it the video lol

  • @RighteousWeaponry
    @RighteousWeaponry ปีที่แล้ว

    I never would have thought I’d see garand thumb do a skin care ad lmao

  • @ethancrawford8075
    @ethancrawford8075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    How do I switch doctors? This man seems way more rad than my doctor

    • @Mr.Nobody01211
      @Mr.Nobody01211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Move to New Jersey. He's certified there

    • @jhutch1470
      @jhutch1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He would be a great doctor until he had go give you a "shot."

  • @Raptor091288
    @Raptor091288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You had me at .50 cal. Then you had me again at explosive. Once I finished changing pants I read "vs torso" and well, had to go change again.

  • @marcusjackson7025
    @marcusjackson7025 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is legit the best TH-cam video EVER!!!

  • @thecollector8703
    @thecollector8703 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The whole Patrick babe man impersonation was perfect I thought it was very funny

  • @rondyreeves4772
    @rondyreeves4772 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is possible, though not probable, that if our friend there took that .50 round to the tum-tum while he was on the premises of any hospital not located in New Jersey they *may* have been able to stabilize the patient. He’d lose much of his intestines and bowel so I’m not really sure if he’d want to be saved.
    Dude, thanks for this content. Your goofy and fun videos always brighten my day.