[Vinesauce] Joel - The WORST Xbox 360 Indie Games

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  • @dolof4713
    @dolof4713 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    I like how the screenshots from "Really scary" looked like he was actually playing the game.

    • @dolof4713
      @dolof4713 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nintendocto Exactly.

    • @Simon-gu1kr
      @Simon-gu1kr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      more like irl photos

  • @gmodlocus7309
    @gmodlocus7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    the "Really Scary" thing seems like something that a group of smart middle schoolers would make in their free time whenever their mom was out and it was super fun and you wish you had more experiences like that with your friends

    • @chryssi5132
      @chryssi5132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      This is genuinely so wholesome oh my gosh

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Okay but that sounds wholesome

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That one experience where the outcome of the project doesn't matter, unlike having fun, because that's the thing that truly matters, if you do something, do it because you enjoy it

    • @kai1523
      @kai1523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Really scary brings back some memories from when i used to download all the free games as a kid the nostaligia is crazy

  • @morgsheep3215
    @morgsheep3215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4183

    I want to see a remaster of Really Scary

    • @bobbarker3069
      @bobbarker3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      It'll just be really scary but just in MS paint

    • @snappy1622
      @snappy1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Yeah I think it just realeased it’s called man of Medan

    • @FionnMccrow
      @FionnMccrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There's a second one

    • @shikuzairo9834
      @shikuzairo9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Very Scary - A Sequel to Really Scary.

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@shikuzairo9834 Really Scary 3 - Extremely Scary

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Kudos for the developer of "Really Scary" for showing the entire world the whole layout of his house in great detail.

  • @gothicspoon
    @gothicspoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3928

    Wow, EA really upped their game this year

  • @kirbob
    @kirbob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    SPIDER WANTS... [snack]

    • @krovellium
      @krovellium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RiceDemon lol

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      kirbo yeah we all watched the video

    • @AwkCrafty
      @AwkCrafty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Snacc

    • @Septor-xc4xr
      @Septor-xc4xr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bröthër, do you hav... [SNÄČĶ]

    • @CumulusHour
      @CumulusHour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *BWOUWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark8673 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    ''And I did the Macarena underwater AGAINST 50.000.000 SHARKS!!! It was a bad day not to have tampons,''
    -Uncle Jobel -2015

    • @gastlygod10
      @gastlygod10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Best. Uncle. Ever.

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3347

    Seriously really scary looks like it was made at some idiots house in like 5 mins.

    • @Artemis-ms7wq
      @Artemis-ms7wq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      That's because it WAS made at some idiots house in like 5 mins.

    • @ozzie_goat
      @ozzie_goat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Using nothing but word-of-mouth and a cheap engine.

    • @goobymooby
      @goobymooby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The first spider human thing jumpscare actually made me jump for some reason

    • @lexloveshalo
      @lexloveshalo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It WAS.

    • @InugamiRed
      @InugamiRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@goobymooby RAAAAAAAAH

  • @Daft-SFM
    @Daft-SFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I feel like flappy monkey was made by a 11 year old out of rage because of his vegetarian teacher

  • @sebastians_kitten
    @sebastians_kitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    "Maybe there's like sharks on two legs. Wouldn't that be something."
    *literally less than a minute later*
    *shark with two legs appears*

    • @crowedarken
      @crowedarken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      **inhales**
      *UUUUU--*

    • @gorchillatheman-gorilla438
      @gorchillatheman-gorilla438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🌊🐟🌊
      THE SHARK ON TWO LEGS APPEARS

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      those are called zora and they're a CULTURE you swine >:(

    • @ProfessorHeavy1
      @ProfessorHeavy1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He saw it coming. Shark on two legs.

  • @RevScarecrow
    @RevScarecrow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    If you ever need a pick me up remember that somewhere in your town there just might be someone trying to make it big on the xbox live market place with some quality games like these.

    • @shokkcult
      @shokkcult 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Revscarecrow: Vinesauce Rev I don't feel depressed anymore

    • @marxo6558
      @marxo6558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks uncle rev, now my depression is curated

  • @BenandJery
    @BenandJery 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    I've seen better games on the App Store. I'm being serious here

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Even the 200 and half Minecraft copies were better, even a russian Minecraft clone what ripped almost everything from the pocket edition and even a custom texture pack

    • @trixcuito7779
      @trixcuito7779 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you doing joey

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ultra sonic What do you mean?

    • @trixcuito7779
      @trixcuito7779 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOUR IMAGE

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ultra sonic what about it?

  • @OfficialCyaned
    @OfficialCyaned 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    These indie games look like the type of flash games you play online.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      They look even worse.

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Excuse me, what the fuck happened to my comment? (06/05/2020)
      There are very few great flash games. Have you heard of Super Mario 63? Look it up if you haven't. It is the BEST flash game I've ever seen/played. And I've seen and played a lot.

    • @OfficialCyaned
      @OfficialCyaned 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheAbsol The first time my family bought an internet plan, I came across that game while looking up some online games. Those were some great times.

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd love to see Nintendo hire the creator and turn the game into something more polished. And maybe add more. It was fun and challenging.

    • @timmyreobed5043
      @timmyreobed5043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hey, that seems unfair. Online Flash games are far better than this crap.

  • @FoodOnCrack
    @FoodOnCrack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    "consoles have more exclusives"

    • @BalthazarB2
      @BalthazarB2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      FoodOnCrack "PCs are only good for playing shitty indie games"

    • @Channel9iNE
      @Channel9iNE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      r/woosh

    • @williamobrien5564
      @williamobrien5564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woooooooosh

    • @leogarivayv.2907
      @leogarivayv.2907 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @ziodyne44
      @ziodyne44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spookedsilly5609 r/wooosh

  • @Somerandomjingleberry
    @Somerandomjingleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    In all honesty, the animating style of the "Really Scary" game, if it were done in some deliberate sort of way and not... this...
    ...would actually really really be successfully terrifying. Especially in making things move in unnatural ways and unnatural speeds. Like, that crappy spider person jumpscare with the royalty free sound effect actually got me good for the sole reason that he kinda looked like he was moving without moving, and doing it fast. Really triggered the monke brain to go NOPENOPENOPE there.
    And then there's the general gameplay flow and idea. The staticness of the world when you yourself are stood still, the on-rails traveling system like a point-and-click on crack, the janky framerate... it can all set up for quite the unsettling experience.
    This game feels like some doofus had a shadow of a great idea and immediately threw all execution into a wood chipper in the process of trying to make it a thing.
    Good thing there's potential to take this idea and give it good execution in a good filming location with good photographers, voice actors, set designers, and et cetera... maybe.

    • @d3dw0d
      @d3dw0d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You wrote an entire essay on a 6 year old video about how a shitty indie game isn't really that shitty, while knowing pretty much noone would ever read it
      respect

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@d3dw0d Wrong about not reading whole thing bud.
      This is the dopest idea for horror yet...Which kinda reminds me oglf halloween episode in Gravity Falls where Mabel was afraid of stop-motion animation

    • @redfoxdog1
      @redfoxdog1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Check out Duskers, it's kinda similar

    • @dakabaka4912
      @dakabaka4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Check out, "The Darkness Under My Bed." Its what you're describing.

  • @calebheney302
    @calebheney302 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    Not gonna lie, that spider one scared the shit outta me

    • @Threatware
      @Threatware 8 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      I was scared at the picture quality of the "Game". I must've been made in like the 1990s

    • @Threatware
      @Threatware 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      thanks for recognizing my pain :)

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Caleb Heney ¡'ll sadily have to agree with you

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Caleb Heney same here, scared the hell outta me the first time watching

    • @Destroyahfan236
      @Destroyahfan236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      maybe the first time, it'll get ya a little bit, but every other time, it's laughably stupid on it's attemp to scare you, the scariest part is losing your space to shitty Xbox indie games

  • @Artemis-ms7wq
    @Artemis-ms7wq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    I've seen BOOTLEG games better then these....

    • @Marie-qv6on
      @Marie-qv6on 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      GRAND DAD

    • @stivisromhacks
      @stivisromhacks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      FLINSTONES?!?

    • @philliple123
      @philliple123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Really? Even that Felix the Cat bootleg?

    • @cuboxy
      @cuboxy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +John Smith the Felix the cat bootleg gave me nightmares

    • @anthlagr.1816
      @anthlagr.1816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GRAND DAD

  • @hydraxonn
    @hydraxonn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    1:40 - "Is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?"
    JOEL IS A MAN OF CULTURE

  • @gentleman7407
    @gentleman7407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    I AM THE SPIDAAA

    • @chrstfr6834
      @chrstfr6834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      BRING ME A [SNACK]

    • @scyhh4233
      @scyhh4233 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY SIR

    • @jiiiiiib
      @jiiiiiib 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      RAH

    • @spoons144p
      @spoons144p 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      BRING ME A [snack] OR I WILL DESTROY YOU

    • @moisesarevalo2572
      @moisesarevalo2572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bubblez AGUCT SIR, LEAD US TO BATTLE

  • @MilkDrinker218
    @MilkDrinker218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "There's a raccoon in my cupboard, stealing all my Doritos"

    • @hayley1595
      @hayley1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *continues to sing Cotton eyed Joe*

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JO

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @linuscunttips
      @linuscunttips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get the grapes and give the spider [ snack ]

    • @haydenboggs3271
      @haydenboggs3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That raccoon has got a real jam, nanoda

  • @RobotwarsKing
    @RobotwarsKing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2207

    I AM THE SPIDER, I AM HUNGRY! Bring me a snack...*OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!*

    • @Thepenguinking2
      @Thepenguinking2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      RobotwarsKing Spider wants.... Snacks.

    • @RobotwarsKing
      @RobotwarsKing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Thepenguinking2 [Pops up in doorway, runs into camera at Sanic speed]
      *RAAAAAAAAAAAWR*

    • @Ramieru
      @Ramieru 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +RobotwarsKing
      Was that a spider person?
      Was that spider-man?

    • @RobotwarsKing
      @RobotwarsKing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Cyan (死後) Hey, it's Spider-Man.
      ..._is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?!_

    • @Ramieru
      @Ramieru 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      RobotwarsKing
      Sorry for the mistake xD.
      *Ding dong*
      Pizza man.
      *Ding dong ding dong ding dong*
      OK, JESUS CALM DOWN.

  • @xenomorph2376
    @xenomorph2376 8 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I have seen flash games with more time and effort put into them that this shit i am talking about that first game especially

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      BTD 5, Kingdom Rush, some other flash games I forgot about. Those games are definitely better than these "early access" heaps of filth

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah I remember playing a lot of them due to not having that many video games myself when growing up and those flash had love and care in them unlike these!

    • @luckpup2766
      @luckpup2766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MC. Gemstone Me, too. I know!

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luck pup yeah it was a simpler time back then!

    • @n0b0dyspecia19
      @n0b0dyspecia19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      While it may be hard to believe with all the Frozen Pregnant Surgery games, some flash games actually have production value, it's true. Like actual point-and-click adventures n shit. Although I think even Frozen Pregnant Surgery is better than some of the Xbox Indie games...

  • @paulyang2
    @paulyang2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    1:01 That spider voice sound like boy character in hentai english dub..

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Those exist?
      Welp. Welcome to dystopia.

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Why would I? I have dignity, dammit.

    • @SirKrigeon
      @SirKrigeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      tags: ugly bastard

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CunningCondor dude, I've known about dubbed hentai since I was twelve.

    • @randomcontent7239
      @randomcontent7239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haganai is a dubbed hentai

  • @misterconquister5534
    @misterconquister5534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Stand Master: Spider
    Stand: 『 S N A C K 』

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *KONO POWA*

    • @morgoli2916
      @morgoli2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KONO *_spider_* DA

    • @chypethechilean
      @chypethechilean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *spidaaaaaaaaa

    • @bigshot7504
      @bigshot7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stand name: snack that smiles back

    • @timmycu
      @timmycu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spider Wants

  • @Zkeleton969
    @Zkeleton969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Vinny: “The Wii has a ton of bad shovelware, it’s a dumpster fire”
    Joel:

    • @acidwizzardbastard
      @acidwizzardbastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I feel like Wii shovelware is still worse because all of it is still made by companies rather than individuals.

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why hasn't Vinny corrupted any of the Shovelware games?

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 ปีที่แล้ว

      5:08

  • @thomaszeblob
    @thomaszeblob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY SIR

  • @ShiivGaming
    @ShiivGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2703

    this is why greenlighting is a thing

    • @supermariozelda
      @supermariozelda 9 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Greenlighting doesn't help much, bad games like Guise of the Wolf still get through, still, greenlighting prevents stuff this bad lol

    • @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus
      @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Are you seriously implying that greenlight is better than this?

    • @johndonn446
      @johndonn446 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Air Control got onto greenlight. Your argument is invalid.

    • @Ziggylata
      @Ziggylata 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      John Donn People voted for that, they had no idea what sins they were committing at the time. No one asked for this. We asked for air control, we just REALLY wanted to give it back.

    • @joecleary7387
      @joecleary7387 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Donn bad, but better is his point

  • @snapcracklebop
    @snapcracklebop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    how the
    how the fuck did these games even end up in the xbox online shop because wow

    • @EverythingisGoodieBud
      @EverythingisGoodieBud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      someone said "hey im gonna make a game" and then they made it in 10 seconds and Xbox was like "we need to sell that shit right now"

    • @bok..
      @bok.. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Anyone can upload a game. Its like how you can upload any video you want on TH-cam....

    • @snapcracklebop
      @snapcracklebop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neodinium WOW

    • @EverythingisGoodieBud
      @EverythingisGoodieBud 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neodinium and everybody knows all youtube videos are great

    • @Dongulator
      @Dongulator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Neodinium
      I recall it is checked by peers, but the only check is "does it function", not "is it any good".

  • @noalernatic1966
    @noalernatic1966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "I did the macarena underwater....AGAINST 15 000 000 SHARKS.... It was a bad day to have tampons.

  • @slasherversegaming6636
    @slasherversegaming6636 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    1:17 Lowkey actually scared me

  • @restlessfrager
    @restlessfrager 9 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Real men show off their Duke Nukem avatars.

    • @Rockden
      @Rockden 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Clunk avatar

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rockden Oh god I can't tell where your avatar is from.
      I had to point it out, though, I feel like Duke Nukem is a lost heritage.

    • @Rockden
      @Rockden 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +restlessfrager Oblivion's Imperial Guard :)

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't play oblivion in ages, it did seem familiar.

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** You violated my mother.

  • @junksnail7426
    @junksnail7426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The teacher's chalkboard literally just says "OBEY".
    ...is Flappy Monkey actually the hero we need to fight against totalitarian rule?

  • @LightlessAMG
    @LightlessAMG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    hey! my fleshlight arrived! along with a 55 gallon barrel of water based lube

  • @ozzie_goat
    @ozzie_goat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    A little late to the party, sir.

    • @LaserBonesaw
      @LaserBonesaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blowtorch the Robot *MEGA-HI!*

    • @raspingnest9471
      @raspingnest9471 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Blowtorch the Robot *nasal* UH LITTL LAET 2 DA PARTEE SUR

    • @derpnitex1543
      @derpnitex1543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sir! Lead us to battle!

    • @loganmiller3167
      @loganmiller3167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell me about it. Traffic was terrible

    • @pelziig
      @pelziig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I CANT BELIEVE SHE KILLED THAT MOANSTAR*

  • @Xx_deadmeme_xX
    @Xx_deadmeme_xX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    As you can see at 1:39 we have confirmed that Really scary is actually the unreleased beta of five nights at Freddy's that included a cancelled Anti-cringe system.

    • @randomcatdude
      @randomcatdude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually, it included an "Anti-terrible fanba" system, it became corrupted during the compiling code process.

    • @mxjuno1998
      @mxjuno1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tbh it's better than fnaf

    • @beaniewearingbastard3125
      @beaniewearingbastard3125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mxjuno1998 Really Scary is astrologically better than most of the indie horror nowadays.

    • @mxjuno1998
      @mxjuno1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beaniewearingbastard3125 i'd rather play really scary over, fukin... hello neighbor 2? uh... piggy? yeah, i agree, i don't mind poppy playtime but indie horror kinda sucks nowadays, with some exceptions as always

    • @mxjuno1998
      @mxjuno1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beaniewearingbastard3125 also that was a joke, i love fnaf

  • @saron_de_awsomo3552
    @saron_de_awsomo3552 9 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    A lil late to the party, sir...

  • @WhatDoesDStandFor
    @WhatDoesDStandFor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    7:51 literally a Street Shark

  • @littlefieryone2825
    @littlefieryone2825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I swear... that first game has got to be the same guy that made "ONE NIGHT TWO CRAZIES". Jim Sterling did a video on it.

    • @unlucky1752
      @unlucky1752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I do believe that you are right.

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I assume he gave it a 9/10 being the professional omniscient that he is?
      -_-

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is the same person. Ironically enough, he also made Medieval Zombies as well

  • @LittleBraveWarriorIsBest
    @LittleBraveWarriorIsBest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:44 Suprised that Microsoft let the game out when there is a Nintendo console in the background

  • @ThisFireIs0utOfControl
    @ThisFireIs0utOfControl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "wAs It YoU"
    That part just cracked me.

  • @VideoCatzthegamer
    @VideoCatzthegamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I can make a better game in clickteam fusion in 10 minutes.

  • @YoBlockTheater
    @YoBlockTheater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1:25
    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

  • @Pandatege
    @Pandatege 9 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    while i understand that making games must be really hard
    this is fucking shameful but ya know what a for effort

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      go look up "jimquisition slaughtering grounds" on TH-cam. it's pure gold.

    • @djolegusman
      @djolegusman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nikke 2800 Oh that! That dev is just pure gold.

    • @luisoncpp
      @luisoncpp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Pandatege some years ago was really hard, right now it's very easy to do garbage
      By "garbage" I'm not talking about any AAA or AA game, I'm just talking about indie authors that just buy few assets on the internet and put them toghether with a template/sample file of their favorite engine.
      They are not even selling their own work, but the work of others blended in a very wrong way.

    • @Turtle_God
      @Turtle_God 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Pandatege
      True.
      You don't release a game unless it's GOOD.
      ...At least, good in one way.
      How do you think Tomb Raider got released?
      IT WAS GOOD.

    • @genoburgess6817
      @genoburgess6817 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +luis enrique vargas azcona you just described the entire modern video game industry that is choking on its own crap

  • @scxt1775
    @scxt1775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    5:07 10 for pooing on a vegetarian XD

  • @scroopyd9898
    @scroopyd9898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    2:24 Made in ROBLOX Studio

  • @ybxdgaming5755
    @ybxdgaming5755 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Is that the pizza man?
    OK JESUS CALM DOWN

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "I"M DA SPIDER"

    • @hunterfunnyguy
      @hunterfunnyguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Toriel The Mom That Is Also A Goat hey ive seen you around

    • @Infomaniac_Moment
      @Infomaniac_Moment 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SPIDER

    • @Moon-fg6zt
      @Moon-fg6zt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Toriel The Mom That Is Also A Goat GoatMom save me from muffet pls

    • @hunterfunnyguy
      @hunterfunnyguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snorlax Gaming muffet aint hard m8 what u doin

    • @Moon-fg6zt
      @Moon-fg6zt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duty Calls was refferencing the spider :p

  • @mynameisnotvic
    @mynameisnotvic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    6:38 Joel's laughter will save the fucking universe, I swear on the life of me.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s like a Stanburdman tier laugh.

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:54 wAs It YoU?

  • @polar6142
    @polar6142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    When i was like 4, my dad downloaded really scary and as a kid it was actully scary. And now watching this video gives me Vietnam like flashbacks.

    • @Mae4Ever
      @Mae4Ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wimp

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That game wasn't released when you were 4. Liar.

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit bitch how do you know how old they are

    • @maggiethegamer1271
      @maggiethegamer1271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit they can be younger. the game is really old, it's been on the Xbox for 10 years at least (i remember seeing it on the store), so they might be 14

  • @heavywepons3824
    @heavywepons3824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    *doorbell rings*
    Joel: Is it the pizza man?
    *doorbell goes frigging crazy*
    Joel: OKAY JESUS CALM DOWN!!!
    By far my favorite part.

  • @amazingamer360
    @amazingamer360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "You know what the best part about this game though is? The mini map, i'm a goddamn COCK."
    FUCKING LITERALLY BURSTED OUT LAUGHING

  • @trevgauntletneu_gaming
    @trevgauntletneu_gaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    It's Man-Spider.

    • @rlenclub
      @rlenclub 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Trevgauntlet *SPIDERMAN*

    • @trevgauntletneu_gaming
      @trevgauntletneu_gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Diego Silva There's a racoon trying to steal my doritos!

    • @DEASTESMusic
      @DEASTESMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Trevgauntlet Where's BASTARD MAN?

    • @daddybc5191
      @daddybc5191 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's grand dad's apartment.

    • @CivicViceversa
      @CivicViceversa 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spiderpants.

  • @Aomi01
    @Aomi01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    MAHAHAHA I AM TEH SPIDAHH IM HUUNNGREY BRING ME A SNAK OR I'LL DESTORY U

  • @zerir.3726
    @zerir.3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s been 5 years and i still can’t see spiders without thinking “I AM THE SPIDER. IM HUNGRRYYYYY.... BRING ME A SNACK OR ILL DESTROY YOU!!!!” in full

  • @jakobstephens5025
    @jakobstephens5025 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    THE FUCKING SPIDER SOUNDED LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WHAT THE FUCK I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @spaghettimkay5795
      @spaghettimkay5795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DAAAGH I AM ZE SPAIDER! GET TO DA CHOPPA

    • @cr1msonriver
      @cr1msonriver 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +spaghetti mkay scrEAMING

    • @baronbaronbaron
      @baronbaronbaron 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE SPIDER WANTS [snack]

  • @jazzbrawl6485
    @jazzbrawl6485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:40 Gotta love them Bionicle references

  • @LordArikado
    @LordArikado 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The indie games section on Xbox 360 was Steam Greenlight before Steam Greenlight was a thing.

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My gym teacher made us do “The Cotton-Eye Joe”

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they made you slam and open cupboard doors on-beat?

  • @lewatoaofair2522
    @lewatoaofair2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:41 The skull spiders got Pohatu!!!

    • @TTHBLOX_
      @TTHBLOX_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get tha skorpion!

  • @SnowyNowak
    @SnowyNowak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    inb5 flappy bonzi buddy

    • @ghostli1112
      @ghostli1112 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i'd play the shit out of that

    • @zonetropper
      @zonetropper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a new virus :D
      MUST NOT MAKE BOOTLEG COMPUTER VIRUS PLZ

    • @SnowyNowak
      @SnowyNowak 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doubled Fun YES

    • @3eyedwonderkid
      @3eyedwonderkid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      flappy dong.

    • @TopToonTV
      @TopToonTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      dont expand on that series

  • @frankieplatou8410
    @frankieplatou8410 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Joel- "Was that a spider person? Is that Spider-Man?"
    -Me "No, it's Man-Spider"

  • @somedeerboi
    @somedeerboi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:53 Was it you?

  • @Red_TheOG
    @Red_TheOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    5:25 The quality of these cutscenes remind me of the cutscenes in FF7

  • @noima13
    @noima13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:24 me when I forget something at home

  • @moonlight5985
    @moonlight5985 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    ''There's a raccoon in my cupboard, s-stealing my Doritos''
    #firstworldproblems

    • @moonlight5985
      @moonlight5985 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Are you stalking me, man? The fuck

    • @jravee5994
      @jravee5994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fite fite fite

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:40 Bionicle FTW!!
    (nice skull spider reference, btw)

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:05 [insert when mom isn't home trombone]

  • @Frog101_Real
    @Frog101_Real 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:17 Not gonna lie that kind of startled me the first time

  • @shannonharvey8300
    @shannonharvey8300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:13 I laughed my a$$ off.

  • @Lesbiwolf92
    @Lesbiwolf92 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I wanna see Dead sea 2 as a horrible B-move.

  • @wdfghjkl
    @wdfghjkl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:50 this game is jawsome!

  • @BloodWraith777
    @BloodWraith777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Not sure if more shovelware than Steam...

    • @gaymanlover
      @gaymanlover 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not sure if more shovelware than Wii...

    • @VenoMantis
      @VenoMantis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Daniel West Nothing has more shovelware than Wii. ;_;

    • @SWAGCOWVIDEO
      @SWAGCOWVIDEO 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ***** mobile

    • @VenoMantis
      @VenoMantis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SWAGCOW You have officially scared me away from ever touching a mobile phone for gaming purposes. Well done.

    • @swyrlyy
      @swyrlyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      Gamemaker/Yoyogames has a ridiculous amount of shovelware. Ithere are a few good Gamemaker games, but probably 90% of them are just complete shovelware.

  • @Paddy11037
    @Paddy11037 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:40 I believe that's doom 1993, copyrighted music right there

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Anyone remember Street Sharks? God that was the shits.

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Zilla Didn't Vin Diesel make a commercial for them?

  • @thedinkster5719
    @thedinkster5719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the zombies at 3:14 look like they are rollerblading.

  • @sylvoen
    @sylvoen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    is there any kind of quality control on there

    • @NotN
      @NotN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      no

    • @midlifecrisi
      @midlifecrisi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It's the Xbox. Do you really think there is ANY quality?

    • @Frozen_Sherbet
      @Frozen_Sherbet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      midlifecrisi hates Google + OOOO Kill'em

    • @sylvoen
      @sylvoen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      midlifecrisi hates Google + now that you mention it

    • @FLlTTER
      @FLlTTER 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayy man

  • @jorts6255
    @jorts6255 9 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Does Microsoft even look at the fucking shit that is put on here?

    • @Drakkona123
      @Drakkona123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      No

    • @felipejaquez8832
      @felipejaquez8832 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well if Microsoft doesn't check there 500 dollor consoles then i wouldn't be surprised they wouldn't check a market place game

    • @TheRealEraserhead
      @TheRealEraserhead 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Felipe Jaquez OOOOOO SH0TS F1RED
      Seriously though, I agree.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noticibly F.A.T. wuz it you macsoft

    • @RACEUNITED
      @RACEUNITED 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I haven't seen anything like that. It doesn't even look like there's an Indie marketplace anymore, rather just GOOD indie games that come to Xbox One little by little.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Maybe there's, like, sharks on two legs. Wouldn't that be something?"
    I’m now convinced that Joel can predict the future.

  • @Disknode
    @Disknode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "dead sea" looks like the bowling ally screen when you get a strike

  • @jelloman3551
    @jelloman3551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:19 sees PUZZLED :OH OH BABY!! [LAUGHS HISSTRAICLY]

  • @pimposki6232
    @pimposki6232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the stopmotion aesthetic is kind of a cool idea, though

  • @seireiart
    @seireiart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    They should change the title of "Really Scary" to "Really funny"
    cause I lol'd so hard watching that x))

  • @Madisongs
    @Madisongs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:13 I find it hilarious that the font they used is Happy Monkey, it’s like they saw the font and were like “what if we made a game out of this”

  • @honeydew3434
    @honeydew3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:13 Killed me 😂 🔮〰🔮

    • @humakhan80
      @humakhan80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (`・ω・`)

  • @ToxPhy
    @ToxPhy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    These games are so bad I can't even get mad at them. They're just too cute.

  • @gost4864
    @gost4864 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the one person who disliked thhis vid is the child who actully liked these games

  • @Hand3.0
    @Hand3.0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:23 i watched this part at least 10 time i cant stop XD

  • @lbomb8437
    @lbomb8437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:20 There's no such thing as the perfect ga...

  • @nyancatpoptart5441
    @nyancatpoptart5441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Some of these games literally look like old flash games you would play back in 2008

    • @sweetypuss
      @sweetypuss ปีที่แล้ว

      flash games were actually quite advanced by 2008. these are more like the kind of games you'd play in 2001

  • @FangBacker
    @FangBacker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    03:30 man, killing floor 2 looks pretty good

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:13 Fecal Funny's Monkey Mondays before Fecal Funny or Monkey Mondays were a thing.

  • @itsjustnils
    @itsjustnils 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:59 : Approach in stealth mode the Enemy xD

  • @vibripilled
    @vibripilled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The shaky camera in Really Scary makes it kinda scary tbh, its like hes getting followed.

  • @leojrthetanooki8031
    @leojrthetanooki8031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:28 "Maybe there's, like, sharks on two legs"
    he says as a suicide squad 2021 ad showing king shark pops up

  • @spoons144p
    @spoons144p 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    save the India market!!! watches the video: SHUT IT DOWN WITH FIRE

  • @c00kiex62
    @c00kiex62 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:14 obsessed w the way he says this

  • @ZombieBlaster9000
    @ZombieBlaster9000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I had someone try and tell me consoles are better than pc because they have quality control...

    • @12345wery
      @12345wery 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      theres a reason the xbox one doesnt have an indie department because of garbage like this

  • @genericusername147
    @genericusername147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Best Game North Korea 2003

  • @bobbarker3069
    @bobbarker3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joel:SOMEONES BEEN USING MS PAINT
    Creators of medieval zombies and flying mokey:GrApHiC DeSiGnE iS mY PaSsIoN