[Vinesauce] Joel - The WORST Xbox 360 Indie Games
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- The Xbox 360 has a LOT of terrible games, in fact the whole library is like a sea of raw sewer waste, Joel dives in. Streamed live from vinesauce.com Subscribe here for more Vinesauce! ►bit.ly/vinesub
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I like how the screenshots from "Really scary" looked like he was actually playing the game.
nintendocto Exactly.
more like irl photos
the "Really Scary" thing seems like something that a group of smart middle schoolers would make in their free time whenever their mom was out and it was super fun and you wish you had more experiences like that with your friends
This is genuinely so wholesome oh my gosh
Okay but that sounds wholesome
That one experience where the outcome of the project doesn't matter, unlike having fun, because that's the thing that truly matters, if you do something, do it because you enjoy it
Really scary brings back some memories from when i used to download all the free games as a kid the nostaligia is crazy
SPIDER WANTS... [snack]
RiceDemon lol
kirbo yeah we all watched the video
Snacc
Bröthër, do you hav... [SNÄČĶ]
*BWOUWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*
I want to see a remaster of Really Scary
It'll just be really scary but just in MS paint
Yeah I think it just realeased it’s called man of Medan
There's a second one
Very Scary - A Sequel to Really Scary.
@@shikuzairo9834 Really Scary 3 - Extremely Scary
I feel like flappy monkey was made by a 11 year old out of rage because of his vegetarian teacher
Nope
Kudos for the developer of "Really Scary" for showing the entire world the whole layout of his house in great detail.
Wow, EA really upped their game this year
Take that Activision
Talon Rockwell well ubisoft
True
Why the f is your name Spoon?!?!?!
Apras48 YT cause fuck you
''And I did the Macarena underwater AGAINST 50.000.000 SHARKS!!! It was a bad day not to have tampons,''
-Uncle Jobel -2015
Best. Uncle. Ever.
"consoles have more exclusives"
FoodOnCrack "PCs are only good for playing shitty indie games"
r/woosh
Woooooooosh
True
@@spookedsilly5609 r/wooosh
I AM THE SPIDAAA
BRING ME A [SNACK]
A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY SIR
RAH
BRING ME A [snack] OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
Bubblez AGUCT SIR, LEAD US TO BATTLE
Seriously really scary looks like it was made at some idiots house in like 5 mins.
That's because it WAS made at some idiots house in like 5 mins.
Using nothing but word-of-mouth and a cheap engine.
The first spider human thing jumpscare actually made me jump for some reason
It WAS.
@@goobymooby RAAAAAAAAH
These indie games look like the type of flash games you play online.
They look even worse.
Excuse me, what the fuck happened to my comment? (06/05/2020)
There are very few great flash games. Have you heard of Super Mario 63? Look it up if you haven't. It is the BEST flash game I've ever seen/played. And I've seen and played a lot.
TheAbsol The first time my family bought an internet plan, I came across that game while looking up some online games. Those were some great times.
I'd love to see Nintendo hire the creator and turn the game into something more polished. And maybe add more. It was fun and challenging.
Hey, that seems unfair. Online Flash games are far better than this crap.
LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY SIR
SIR
LEAD US TO BATTLE
+PicasaSun35 *Stock zombie noise*
what
XD
Braaaaawwww
"Maybe there's like sharks on two legs. Wouldn't that be something."
*literally less than a minute later*
*shark with two legs appears*
**inhales**
*UUUUU--*
🌊🐟🌊
THE SHARK ON TWO LEGS APPEARS
those are called zora and they're a CULTURE you swine >:(
He saw it coming. Shark on two legs.
"There's a raccoon in my cupboard, stealing all my Doritos"
*continues to sing Cotton eyed Joe*
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JO
E
Get the grapes and give the spider [ snack ]
That raccoon has got a real jam, nanoda
this is why greenlighting is a thing
Greenlighting doesn't help much, bad games like Guise of the Wolf still get through, still, greenlighting prevents stuff this bad lol
Are you seriously implying that greenlight is better than this?
Air Control got onto greenlight. Your argument is invalid.
John Donn People voted for that, they had no idea what sins they were committing at the time. No one asked for this. We asked for air control, we just REALLY wanted to give it back.
John Donn bad, but better is his point
I've seen BOOTLEG games better then these....
GRAND DAD
FLINSTONES?!?
Really? Even that Felix the Cat bootleg?
+John Smith the Felix the cat bootleg gave me nightmares
GRAND DAD
Not gonna lie, that spider one scared the shit outta me
I was scared at the picture quality of the "Game". I must've been made in like the 1990s
thanks for recognizing my pain :)
Caleb Heney ¡'ll sadily have to agree with you
Caleb Heney same here, scared the hell outta me the first time watching
maybe the first time, it'll get ya a little bit, but every other time, it's laughably stupid on it's attemp to scare you, the scariest part is losing your space to shitty Xbox indie games
Stand Master: Spider
Stand: 『 S N A C K 』
*KONO POWA*
KONO *_spider_* DA
*spidaaaaaaaaa
Stand name: snack that smiles back
Spider Wants
Vinny: “The Wii has a ton of bad shovelware, it’s a dumpster fire”
Joel:
I feel like Wii shovelware is still worse because all of it is still made by companies rather than individuals.
Why hasn't Vinny corrupted any of the Shovelware games?
5:08
I've seen better games on the App Store. I'm being serious here
Even the 200 and half Minecraft copies were better, even a russian Minecraft clone what ripped almost everything from the pocket edition and even a custom texture pack
What are you doing joey
ultra sonic What do you mean?
YOUR IMAGE
ultra sonic what about it?
how the
how the fuck did these games even end up in the xbox online shop because wow
someone said "hey im gonna make a game" and then they made it in 10 seconds and Xbox was like "we need to sell that shit right now"
Anyone can upload a game. Its like how you can upload any video you want on TH-cam....
Neodinium WOW
Neodinium and everybody knows all youtube videos are great
Neodinium
I recall it is checked by peers, but the only check is "does it function", not "is it any good".
I AM THE SPIDER, I AM HUNGRY! Bring me a snack...*OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!*
RobotwarsKing Spider wants.... Snacks.
Thepenguinking2 [Pops up in doorway, runs into camera at Sanic speed]
*RAAAAAAAAAAAWR*
+RobotwarsKing
Was that a spider person?
Was that spider-man?
+Cyan (死後) Hey, it's Spider-Man.
..._is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?!_
RobotwarsKing
Sorry for the mistake xD.
*Ding dong*
Pizza man.
*Ding dong ding dong ding dong*
OK, JESUS CALM DOWN.
In all honesty, the animating style of the "Really Scary" game, if it were done in some deliberate sort of way and not... this...
...would actually really really be successfully terrifying. Especially in making things move in unnatural ways and unnatural speeds. Like, that crappy spider person jumpscare with the royalty free sound effect actually got me good for the sole reason that he kinda looked like he was moving without moving, and doing it fast. Really triggered the monke brain to go NOPENOPENOPE there.
And then there's the general gameplay flow and idea. The staticness of the world when you yourself are stood still, the on-rails traveling system like a point-and-click on crack, the janky framerate... it can all set up for quite the unsettling experience.
This game feels like some doofus had a shadow of a great idea and immediately threw all execution into a wood chipper in the process of trying to make it a thing.
Good thing there's potential to take this idea and give it good execution in a good filming location with good photographers, voice actors, set designers, and et cetera... maybe.
You wrote an entire essay on a 6 year old video about how a shitty indie game isn't really that shitty, while knowing pretty much noone would ever read it
respect
@@d3dw0d Wrong about not reading whole thing bud.
This is the dopest idea for horror yet...Which kinda reminds me oglf halloween episode in Gravity Falls where Mabel was afraid of stop-motion animation
Check out Duskers, it's kinda similar
Check out, "The Darkness Under My Bed." Its what you're describing.
1:40 - "Is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?"
JOEL IS A MAN OF CULTURE
Real men show off their Duke Nukem avatars.
Or Clunk avatar
Rockden Oh god I can't tell where your avatar is from.
I had to point it out, though, I feel like Duke Nukem is a lost heritage.
+restlessfrager Oblivion's Imperial Guard :)
Didn't play oblivion in ages, it did seem familiar.
***** You violated my mother.
If you ever need a pick me up remember that somewhere in your town there just might be someone trying to make it big on the xbox live market place with some quality games like these.
Revscarecrow: Vinesauce Rev I don't feel depressed anymore
Thanks uncle rev, now my depression is curated
A lil late to the party, sir...
SIR,LEAD US TO BATTLE!!!
Urrgghh
Theres somthing in the water!
This is no joke!
AAAAAAAAGH!!!
"I did the macarena underwater....AGAINST 15 000 000 SHARKS.... It was a bad day to have tampons.
- really old blonde lady.
*not to have tampons
r/ihadastroke
@@NikolaiAvilov4446 r/woosh
I got hit by storm today that offends me now go
A little late to the party, sir.
Blowtorch the Robot *MEGA-HI!*
Blowtorch the Robot *nasal* UH LITTL LAET 2 DA PARTEE SUR
Sir! Lead us to battle!
Tell me about it. Traffic was terrible
*I CANT BELIEVE SHE KILLED THAT MOANSTAR*
7:51 literally a Street Shark
JAWSOME
AH!
*CHOMP*
CaptainDriad 100 like (I had to)
The teacher's chalkboard literally just says "OBEY".
...is Flappy Monkey actually the hero we need to fight against totalitarian rule?
Yes
Geoff Plays He takes a shit on Big Brother.
I also hate the proletariat.
FloatingHamstick fucking proles
Battle Bee Fucking love the C&C 3 reference.
hey! my fleshlight arrived! along with a 55 gallon barrel of water based lube
cow chop?
1:01 That spider voice sound like boy character in hentai english dub..
Those exist?
Welp. Welcome to dystopia.
Why would I? I have dignity, dammit.
tags: ugly bastard
CunningCondor dude, I've known about dubbed hentai since I was twelve.
Haganai is a dubbed hentai
1:17 Lowkey actually scared me
Ahh Jumpscare
I have seen flash games with more time and effort put into them that this shit i am talking about that first game especially
BTD 5, Kingdom Rush, some other flash games I forgot about. Those games are definitely better than these "early access" heaps of filth
yeah I remember playing a lot of them due to not having that many video games myself when growing up and those flash had love and care in them unlike these!
MC. Gemstone Me, too. I know!
Luck pup yeah it was a simpler time back then!
While it may be hard to believe with all the Frozen Pregnant Surgery games, some flash games actually have production value, it's true. Like actual point-and-click adventures n shit. Although I think even Frozen Pregnant Surgery is better than some of the Xbox Indie games...
inb5 flappy bonzi buddy
i'd play the shit out of that
Sounds like a new virus :D
MUST NOT MAKE BOOTLEG COMPUTER VIRUS PLZ
Doubled Fun YES
flappy dong.
dont expand on that series
while i understand that making games must be really hard
this is fucking shameful but ya know what a for effort
go look up "jimquisition slaughtering grounds" on TH-cam. it's pure gold.
+Nikke 2800 Oh that! That dev is just pure gold.
+Pandatege some years ago was really hard, right now it's very easy to do garbage
By "garbage" I'm not talking about any AAA or AA game, I'm just talking about indie authors that just buy few assets on the internet and put them toghether with a template/sample file of their favorite engine.
They are not even selling their own work, but the work of others blended in a very wrong way.
+Pandatege
True.
You don't release a game unless it's GOOD.
...At least, good in one way.
How do you think Tomb Raider got released?
IT WAS GOOD.
+luis enrique vargas azcona you just described the entire modern video game industry that is choking on its own crap
As you can see at 1:39 we have confirmed that Really scary is actually the unreleased beta of five nights at Freddy's that included a cancelled Anti-cringe system.
Actually, it included an "Anti-terrible fanba" system, it became corrupted during the compiling code process.
tbh it's better than fnaf
@@mxjuno1998 Really Scary is astrologically better than most of the indie horror nowadays.
@@beaniewearingbastard3125 i'd rather play really scary over, fukin... hello neighbor 2? uh... piggy? yeah, i agree, i don't mind poppy playtime but indie horror kinda sucks nowadays, with some exceptions as always
@@beaniewearingbastard3125 also that was a joke, i love fnaf
0:54 wAs It YoU?
I can make a better game in clickteam fusion in 10 minutes.
Yes, although is just the free version.
:(
I know how that feels.
I know right.
hey scott cawthon
No Scott Cawthon here.
"I"M DA SPIDER"
+Toriel The Mom That Is Also A Goat hey ive seen you around
SPIDER
+Toriel The Mom That Is Also A Goat GoatMom save me from muffet pls
Snorlax Gaming muffet aint hard m8 what u doin
Duty Calls was refferencing the spider :p
I swear... that first game has got to be the same guy that made "ONE NIGHT TWO CRAZIES". Jim Sterling did a video on it.
I do believe that you are right.
I assume he gave it a 9/10 being the professional omniscient that he is?
-_-
It is the same person. Ironically enough, he also made Medieval Zombies as well
"wAs It YoU"
That part just cracked me.
2:24 Made in ROBLOX Studio
True
Looks worse
Roblox would’ve looked better than this
This makes ROBLOX be a masterpiece
how dare you insult roblox studio like this
Is that the pizza man?
OK JESUS CALM DOWN
Rice my son.
Is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?!
Maybe it's the babysitter...
"You know what the best part about this game though is? The mini map, i'm a goddamn COCK."
FUCKING LITERALLY BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
whoa
@@amazingamer360 welcome back
It's Man-Spider.
+Trevgauntlet *SPIDERMAN*
+Diego Silva There's a racoon trying to steal my doritos!
+Trevgauntlet Where's BASTARD MAN?
it's grand dad's apartment.
Spiderpants.
MAHAHAHA I AM TEH SPIDAHH IM HUUNNGREY BRING ME A SNAK OR I'LL DESTORY U
Lil Jimmy Sounds like me when I was 6.
Spider wants... [Snack].
My gym teacher made us do “The Cotton-Eye Joe”
they made you slam and open cupboard doors on-beat?
1:25
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
*doorbell rings*
Joel: Is it the pizza man?
*doorbell goes frigging crazy*
Joel: OKAY JESUS CALM DOWN!!!
By far my favorite part.
hey i am not the only one
THE FUCKING SPIDER SOUNDED LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WHAT THE FUCK I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
DAAAGH I AM ZE SPAIDER! GET TO DA CHOPPA
+spaghetti mkay scrEAMING
THE SPIDER WANTS [snack]
It’s been 5 years and i still can’t see spiders without thinking “I AM THE SPIDER. IM HUNGRRYYYYY.... BRING ME A SNACK OR ILL DESTROY YOU!!!!” in full
5:07 10 for pooing on a vegetarian XD
is there any kind of quality control on there
no
It's the Xbox. Do you really think there is ANY quality?
midlifecrisi hates Google + OOOO Kill'em
midlifecrisi hates Google + now that you mention it
ayy man
Does Microsoft even look at the fucking shit that is put on here?
No
Well if Microsoft doesn't check there 500 dollor consoles then i wouldn't be surprised they wouldn't check a market place game
Felipe Jaquez OOOOOO SH0TS F1RED
Seriously though, I agree.
Noticibly F.A.T. wuz it you macsoft
***** I haven't seen anything like that. It doesn't even look like there's an Indie marketplace anymore, rather just GOOD indie games that come to Xbox One little by little.
6:38 Joel's laughter will save the fucking universe, I swear on the life of me.
It’s like a Stanburdman tier laugh.
When i was like 4, my dad downloaded really scary and as a kid it was actully scary. And now watching this video gives me Vietnam like flashbacks.
Wimp
That game wasn't released when you were 4. Liar.
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit bitch how do you know how old they are
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit they can be younger. the game is really old, it's been on the Xbox for 10 years at least (i remember seeing it on the store), so they might be 14
0:54 W A S I T Y O U ?
7:50 this game is jawsome!
...I get it
The indie games section on Xbox 360 was Steam Greenlight before Steam Greenlight was a thing.
Joel- "Was that a spider person? Is that Spider-Man?"
-Me "No, it's Man-Spider"
0:44 Suprised that Microsoft let the game out when there is a Nintendo console in the background
1:41 The skull spiders got Pohatu!!!
Get tha skorpion!
''There's a raccoon in my cupboard, s-stealing my Doritos''
#firstworldproblems
***** Are you stalking me, man? The fuck
fite fite fite
0:53 Was it you?
Give me a snack
yes
fuck me
WaS iT yOu
4:14 obsessed w the way he says this
"dead sea" looks like the bowling ally screen when you get a strike
I wanna see Dead sea 2 as a horrible B-move.
give sci-fi a couple of months
Z-movie.
what I would give to taste those Swedish meatballs.
im pretty sure teachers cant do that...or wizards...
Oliver Delmar You dare underestimate my powers?
Oliver Delmar wizards can do anything they want
So can math teachers. They know everything and can do math in nanoseconds
Greg Addams
do you know what ELSE they can do in nanoseconds?
BRING ME A SNACK OR I WILL DESTROY YOU.
CtdsThree/CubixIII You're tired. Go to bed.
Is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?!
CtdsThree/CubixIII WAs EHt YOO?
BUUURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
?
"Maybe there's, like, sharks on two legs. Wouldn't that be something?"
I’m now convinced that Joel can predict the future.
5:25 The quality of these cutscenes remind me of the cutscenes in FF7
Totally
Not sure if more shovelware than Steam...
Not sure if more shovelware than Wii...
Daniel West Nothing has more shovelware than Wii. ;_;
***** mobile
SWAGCOW You have officially scared me away from ever touching a mobile phone for gaming purposes. Well done.
*****
Gamemaker/Yoyogames has a ridiculous amount of shovelware. Ithere are a few good Gamemaker games, but probably 90% of them are just complete shovelware.
1:40 Gotta love them Bionicle references
2:05 [insert when mom isn't home trombone]
1:24 me when I forget something at home
No Man's Sky
The worst PS4 indie games
its good
no.
yes
bunnyfreakz actually i like no mans sky
Actually I'm one of the few people that liked it. I'll admit that I disliked how they promised certain things but they are kinda returning the promises with the foundation update.
I had someone try and tell me consoles are better than pc because they have quality control...
theres a reason the xbox one doesnt have an indie department because of garbage like this
Still not as bad as FNaF fan games.
Actually, scratch that. At least it's not as bad as that period.
You shut the hell up! Five Nights at Fuckboys was fantastic!
vsGoliath I was talking about the bad FNaF fan games. FNaF fan games like, ONAF, FNAFB, FNAC, TRTF, TNAF, etc. are amazing!
***** I see what you did there... ;)
+xFoxyDaPirate Some fan games are great. TNaFB looks amazing.
Some of these games literally look like old flash games you would play back in 2008
flash games were actually quite advanced by 2008. these are more like the kind of games you'd play in 2001
4:20 There's no such thing as the perfect ga...
There have been better Flash games you can play for free for more than 10 years.
+Alec Eisenbison elf bowling
These games are so bad I can't even get mad at them. They're just too cute.
1:17 Not gonna lie that kind of startled me the first time
2:13 Killed me 😂 🔮〰🔮
(`・ω・`)
4:13 I laughed my a$$ off.
the one person who disliked thhis vid is the child who actully liked these games
Now 2
now 3
Now 4
well whatdya know?
now 10
I wish the Xbox Indie Market was available in Australia. Something about boobs made the Australian Classification say, "No!"
03:30 man, killing floor 2 looks pretty good
4:13 I find it hilarious that the font they used is Happy Monkey, it’s like they saw the font and were like “what if we made a game out of this”
7:28 "Maybe there's, like, sharks on two legs"
he says as a suicide squad 2021 ad showing king shark pops up
The Wii U indie collection is even worse
Buy Nintendo games, not 3rd party gamed
+Saucekalor Gaming games*
+Saucekalor Gaming buuut shovel knight and shantea?
Never played those
Saucekalor Gaming me neither xD
and people say wii has shovelware
At least the wii had fun shovelware
4:13 the original monke mondays
Best Game North Korea 2003
Doppio best boy
Turuturuturuturuturu
Anyone remember Street Sharks? God that was the shits.
Mike Zilla Didn't Vin Diesel make a commercial for them?
This is the proof that the Wii is not the only one with shitty games.
***** gtfo
Meme Run gone now actually.
Airsh Bornely
PRAISE THE LORD
5:46 "Something's alive in the ocean!"
Oh, cool. Like a plant, or an animal?
@@mikegalbraith9999 no, a microscopic speck.