Yeah the only things wrong are the long fall boots wouldn't work in real life, and wheatley wouldn't escape the moon's gravity and instead fall back to the surface
I vividly remember finishing Portal 2 a few days ago, hearing the "kill yourself now" line and I completely forgot that Wheatley was talking even more lmao. Great mono/dialogue in this game, I gotta say.
@konstralit2105 there's this moderately popular game where the guns talk and the humor is even less subtle and more grotesque and it's just two years old LMAO, you just want to feel censored but nobody is censoring you buddy, stop playing victim
@@andresdeleon2122 > *moderately popular game **_(only one)_* " > can't even tell the name When you're trying to make an argument, make sure it is valid, lil bro
this dialogue is so long that at some point i just gave up trying to hear as much of the dialogue in the game as possible bc i didn’t want to listen to him anymore
Ibe played this so many times and never knew he has diologe if you actually do it what the hay (now i have a exuse to play portal for the millionth time hehe yay)
Bro said it so casually like he’s the opposite of the hotline
because he is
@@SamdaChao Touché, touché.
He is designed to be the coldsquiggle
more like a... coldline... hah.
@@caughtin4k959 a zombine, get it?
I love the fact that he actually reacts to the player killing them selves
he also reacts to it in the part where he kills you
@@SuperSone Same dialogue too
Even after been corrupted wheatley still can't be very serious
He's literally the dumbass core so I'm not surprised.
Wheately is the best negotiator ever lol
Bro I just finished portal 2 like a hour ago and this scene(like 99% of the game) is perfect
I'd say more like 60%
@@Blaza303 I'd say you're wrong.
Yeah the only things wrong are the long fall boots wouldn't work in real life, and wheatley wouldn't escape the moon's gravity and instead fall back to the surface
i finished it today too man
@@lemongaming152 Yeah! Crazy, did you know that PORTAL GUNS and portals in general don't exist in real life? Crazy, am I right?
G.L.a.D.O.S: "And here I was thinking Wheatley was a moron, I can't believe you actually listened to him!"
Wheatley: "I AM NOT A MORON!!!"
YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
obligatory unfunny overused joke made. Congrats
@@alexjustalexyt1144 someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
@@alexjustalexyt1144 someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
@@alexjustalexyt1144 someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
1:16 this end broken me 💀
just like the masher broke chell
Glad to see one of my all-time favorite fandoms is still alive and well
hehe you said the thing
It is... Moldy, and insane, and starving, but it is alive.
@@quantumblauthor7300 The mold has siphoned all the moisture
GLaD
Waiting for the day valve learns to count to 3
"Oh! Wow! Good, I did not think that was gonna work."
then he just dips
then bro just says 🏃🏃
Wheatley is the portal universe version of LTG
No, more Elon Musk. He is not a Moron.
I vividly remember finishing Portal 2 a few days ago, hearing the "kill yourself now" line and I completely forgot that Wheatley was talking even more lmao. Great mono/dialogue in this game, I gotta say.
I love how he comments if you actually do it
0:45 this thing wasn't expected
most motivational wheatley speech after taking glados's body
ive never kms at that point in the game, i had no idea he had a line "i didn t think that would actually work"
"god give me a sign 😩" the sign:
i love this game it’s never going to get old
I SEE YOU EVERY WHERE ON PINTREST 😡😡 GET OUT OF MY HOME PAGE
@@Congratulations_778 JUMPSCARED BY A PINTEREST USER AGAIN???
😡😡😡😡❌❌❌❌❌
OF COURSE YOU’RE HERE TOO, WHY WOULDNT YOU BE
GET OUTTTT
this scene moved me
Not into the masher, I hope
Where?
yeah i'm definitely buying this game
lmao imagine this video being the first thing you see about Portal
a good first impression i'd say
i would, but im too poor
Honestly, he wouldn't even need to ask me twice.
Games today: afraid to say something distantly inappropriate
Games back then:
Games are still like this nowdays buddy, you're just way too dumb
@@andresdeleon2122 If you live in 2000's, they're still like this, yeah
@konstralit2105 there's this moderately popular game where the guns talk and the humor is even less subtle and more grotesque and it's just two years old LMAO, you just want to feel censored but nobody is censoring you buddy, stop playing victim
@@andresdeleon2122
> *moderately popular game **_(only one)_* "
> can't even tell the name
When you're trying to make an argument, make sure it is valid, lil bro
@konstralit2105 the fact that I'm not a fan of that game doesn't mean it isn't popular LMAO
LowVoltSphere
It’s still impressive that Aperture achieved sentience with so little space and so little power.
Damn I’m surprised this scene didn’t appear on the news like the adopted fatty scene
why do I get recommended this the day after replaying Portal 2
I have watched this 20 times in laughter and enjoyment.
Fun fact: Theres a lot of dialogue when you go and return on the part where he kills you
those lightnings killed me😂
Portal Devs are freaking amazing, not only because they added in a ton of dialogue for Wheatley, but also because his dialogue is funny as hell
i got an ad for a crisis hotline at the end of this video
0:50 the fucking masher jumpscare got me laughing so hard I don’t even know why
he says the same thing when you jump into the pit during "the part where he kills you"
Portal 2 is Timeless.
such a motivational speech
0:47 always gets me-
1:08 There's a million gruesome ways to die!
SO WHY RESIST WHEN THE PARTIES JUST BEGUN?
YOU'LL BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN
the way it perfectly syncs at 1:05 😭😭
me in party chat with the person that killed me in mw2 2009:
0:46
Wheatley sounds so much like mumbo jumbo
I didnt know he reacted, the devs went all out
when he said it i had to physically stop and proccess it and stop myself falling out of my chair from laughter
You can break this monitor too, tho it doesn't count for the achievement smash tv.
Actually doing it at the end made this so much funnier 😂
this is probably what you hear when you call the suicide hotline
I played the portal games since I was 13 years old and never saw that interaction
bro lost the counter strike match
I literally just finished this game. Everything about it was so good I loved it
i did this bc i thought i might get an achievement for it lol
The way he got surprised is very fun XD
Why is Wheatley hot
hes literally just a ball😭
GLaDOS is hotter fr
oh wow i didn't think that was gonna work :D
This had me howling xD
I feel like this could be an alternative way to get Good Listener
i feel motivated
Wheatley had a vision with the "now"
10/10 very motivational!
I love how they add voicelines for this stuff too 💀
why does the "now" sound on point 😭
Bro wanted to get “mashed” at the end of
that " *Now* " felt hard
I was replaying the game yesterday noticed this too lmao
Nah ain’t no way a core predicting what my middle school during my 7th grade year is trying to tell me 💀
low tier god
High tier human
God tier moron
Mumbo jumbo motivational speech
Bro : Hear me out !
also bro : 0:58
the wheatley "kys" memes are so goofy bro
my psychiatrist when my card declines
this dialogue is so long that at some point i just gave up trying to hear as much of the dialogue in the game as possible bc i didn’t want to listen to him anymore
he was very convincing
tow tier intelligence dampening sphere
Such a way with words
this gets me up out of bed
I'm in tears bro
Wheatly got that drip
great option for depressed people
Very convincing offer
very motivational
wheatly after chell acctually does it "what now"
this might be low tier god
imagine if portal 3 was made...
portal 4
@@allyouneedtounderstandis portal 0
thank u weathley, i love u too
what are the tv station's views on preserving the American way?
any other tv station says: [idk i couldn't come up with anything]
Local 58 says: 0:47
The way how he just leaves after you kill yourself is just killing me 😂😂😂😂
It actually worked!
OMG WHEATLEY?????
Is that what you call a Low Tier glados or Low tier wheatley
you should go reset character now!
This is what happens when you leave a fanbase without a game for a decade.
Mumbo Jumbo in Last Life
Glados be like: 😐
the edit bro so fun (and hes brtish)
He is very talented.
Уитли как всегда обоятелен
this is gold
I love this
Is portal 1 as fun as this too?
Portal 1 is a good game but it's shorter. Make sure you play it first.
portal 1 is more like a horror game , meanwhile portal 2 is just fun
you need to play 1 first
bro is the suicide hotline, not the suicide prevention hotline
touché
Ibe played this so many times and never knew he has diologe if you actually do it what the hay (now i have a exuse to play portal for the millionth time hehe yay)
this is actually what want to do
You wanna be here at 0:44