⚡ Warp into action! Get Star Trek Fleet Command for FREE now: t2m.io/CouchCastSTFC. Don't forget to use promo code WARPBOOST for 10 Epic Shards of Kirk, instantly elevating your command! Redeem effortlessly 👉 t2m.io/promo_STFC MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, This is our first Christmas themed video of the holiday season, but just you wait because we have 3 more holiday themed video for you coming THIS MONTH, and a special IRL upload going on Jimmy Here's channel! so stay tuned!!! we have carefully curated the best Christmas TikToks we could find into a meme compilation that will make you laugh and lose. These memes are better than anything you will find on your for you page or following page on TikTok or TH-cam shorts, so get a snack and a drink and watch till the very end cause the memes just keep getting better.
TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE GIVE UP YOUR CHILDREN, SEPARATE! BID YOUR TIME, LIE IN WAIT! SONIC UNDERGROUND! SONIC UNDERGROUND! THEY MADE A VOW, THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND! THE CHILDREN GROW, LEARN WHATS RIGHT LEADERS OF THE FREEDOM FIGHT THEY SEEK THEIR MOTHER, SHE KNOWS WHAT THEY DO! IS IT TIME? IF SHE ONLY KNEW! WILL THE PROPHECY COME TRUE? SONIC UNDERGROUND! SONIC UNDERGROUND! I LONG FOR MY CHILDREN, BUT I HAVE TO WAIT TO ACT TOO SOON COULD SEAL THEIR FATE THEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND. SONIC UNDERGROUND!
@@KingOfGaymes Mayonnaise on an escalator It's going upstairs so see ya later Bye-bye to the sky I wanna see you as you're getting so high You know you're not going to stay You're escalating away Out of my life And out of my day Look at me now I wanna see you again I give you my vow my mayonnaisey friend
7:26 - I got one even better. I saw an image of a post on Reddit where someone had a cat that apparently hates zucchinis, and they set up a perimeter of zucchinis around the tree, and they had a picture of the cat sitting, staring at the zucchinis, unable to pass them to get to the tree. XD
4:00 fun fact...your chest vibrates at the same rate as the surroundings to match the "natural resonance frequency." That's why people at concerts say they feel the beat in their chest. By that logic, you can theoretically collapse a lung by playing the bass too loudly and strongly. In a very literal sense...your chest takes just as much, if not more dangerous, damage from heavy bass.
Something tells me they accidentally forgot to put the sponsor in the last video and opted to make a whole additional video instead. Two uploads in just two days and the first line of the sponsorship is "We dont only have memes from the past" despite that being the title of LAST video supports that theory
“I’ve never seen a villain origin story start at, like, 6.” Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who’s parents failed to show up to his own birth: Am I a joke to you?
In today's episode, Jimmy, Bryce, and Zach are on the naughty list because they watched these memes. They did a terrible yet funny thing, and that is watching memes all day. Will they get coal or presents? Will they ever survive the ongoing conditions on a snow day? Will they freeze to death? Find out in this episode of the Couch Cast!
This is my first time commenting on one of your videos ever and I decided to come on here and watch couch cast to clear up my mind cause we had to put my childhood dog down and I went through a lot. I cried so much words can’t describe how much I miss her she was such a sweet dog if any of you would’ve met her you would’ve loved her she was part of my childhood and she always made me happy and today I lost one of the most important things in my life cause she was one of the things that made my life better I’ll miss you so much rest in peace Chloe ❤
7:56 catnip can have a varied effect on cats, with some of them stimming the fuck out and others getting zonked out and melting. So if you wanna try lacing your Christmas tree to stop them, then it's a 50/50 of success or no more tree
11:13 Honestly that's true because the box that a switch and some games were stored in I believe was about as tall as the tree. My mom even said we weren't getting a switch.
7:56 "Well askually 🤓" cat nip gives cats a surge of energy which after a while makes them hit a crash which calms them down. So in a way, yes it does calm them down... but first it ensues chaos
6:40 Okay as a kirby fan Imma have to send you to the void for saying that, don't get me wrong mario odyssey was cool but my god, Kirby's first true 3D outing was peak
As an outspoken booger eater, I often get stuff so stuck that no amount of nose blowing will get it out, thus requiring physically scraping it off the sides, y'know, kinda like a popcorn ceiling. And then, what if you don't have a tissue handy? Am I supposed to just struggle to breathe until there's a socially acceptable place to put my snot? And no, I'm not carrying a handkerchief to put them in. Why would I carry that with my in my pocket so I can clean it out when I get home? To make it all worse, did you know you eat your own mucous all the time anyways via your throat, unless you're blessed to have literally 0 allergies. bring on the 🤓s, I'm ready.
My grandma has used mint coffee creamer in scrambled eggs, baked beans in mashed potatoes, and has burned dinner rolls that were store bought and pre-baked. They do in fact exist. My mom is equally, if not more so, a bad cook. I have vowed to break the cycle.
0:37 Nah, When you go to your Grandparent's House. When you try to get a Snack, They always Expire saying It Expires in 2013 Or 1985. Like I Saw a Old Coca Cola from the 90's and Coke bottle Gummies from 2016.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, This is our first Christmas themed video of the holiday season, but just you wait because we have 3 more holiday themed video for you coming THIS MONTH, and a special IRL upload going on Jimmy Here's channel! so stay tuned!!! we have carefully curated the best Christmas TikToks we could find into a meme compilation that will make you laugh and lose. These memes are better than anything you will find on your for you page or following page on TikTok or TH-cam shorts, so get a snack and a drink and watch till the very end cause the memes just keep getting better.
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TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS
A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE
GIVE UP YOUR CHILDREN, SEPARATE!
BID YOUR TIME, LIE IN WAIT!
SONIC UNDERGROUND!
SONIC UNDERGROUND!
THEY MADE A VOW, THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND!
THE CHILDREN GROW, LEARN WHATS RIGHT
LEADERS OF THE FREEDOM FIGHT
THEY SEEK THEIR MOTHER, SHE KNOWS WHAT THEY DO!
IS IT TIME? IF SHE ONLY KNEW!
WILL THE PROPHECY COME TRUE?
SONIC UNDERGROUND!
SONIC UNDERGROUND!
I LONG FOR MY CHILDREN, BUT I HAVE TO WAIT
TO ACT TOO SOON COULD SEAL THEIR FATE
THEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND.
SONIC UNDERGROUND!
Reaction to russia vs America memes please
10:47 ...What?
Bryce sounding like an actual adult while jimmy the cavetroll is yapping about hunter/gatherer when ordering fast food 😂
I love when the cast throws white stuff at my face
😰
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT LIKE THAT 💀💀😭😭😭
Mayonnaise
O
@@KingOfGaymes
Mayonnaise on an escalator
It's going upstairs so see ya later
Bye-bye to the sky
I wanna see you as you're getting so high
You know you're not going to stay
You're escalating away
Out of my life
And out of my day
Look at me now
I wanna see you again
I give you my vow my mayonnaisey friend
"They don't call it a white christmas for nothing" had me dead 💀
Zach rocking that Monkey D. Luffy color palette fr
7:26 - I got one even better. I saw an image of a post on Reddit where someone had a cat that apparently hates zucchinis, and they set up a perimeter of zucchinis around the tree, and they had a picture of the cat sitting, staring at the zucchinis, unable to pass them to get to the tree. XD
4:00 fun fact...your chest vibrates at the same rate as the surroundings to match the "natural resonance frequency." That's why people at concerts say they feel the beat in their chest. By that logic, you can theoretically collapse a lung by playing the bass too loudly and strongly. In a very literal sense...your chest takes just as much, if not more dangerous, damage from heavy bass.
Something tells me they accidentally forgot to put the sponsor in the last video and opted to make a whole additional video instead. Two uploads in just two days and the first line of the sponsorship is "We dont only have memes from the past" despite that being the title of LAST video supports that theory
OOOKKK SHERLOCK CALM DOWN AND LET US MAKE MISTAKES IN PEACE
@@CouchCast imma touch you
@@CouchCast LOL IT WAS TRUE?!
This shows how incredibly easy this kind of content is to make. Sitting on your ass and watching videos is really not difficult
11:35 Zachs face is priceless 💀💀
“I’ve never seen a villain origin story start at, like, 6.”
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who’s parents failed to show up to his own birth: Am I a joke to you?
In today's episode, Jimmy, Bryce, and Zach are on the naughty list because they watched these memes. They did a terrible yet funny thing, and that is watching memes all day. Will they get coal or presents? Will they ever survive the ongoing conditions on a snow day? Will they freeze to death? Find out in this episode of the Couch Cast!
Couch Cast intros if they were good:
Did you get chatgpt to write your comment?
15:27 does what on bros what????
@@sybiliminalSyntaxno. I made it myself. Without ChatGPT.
I have Covid right now, but you guys never fail to make me smile, even when I feel terrible. Thank you jimmy!
"They'd have thought you came from the slums."
If someone said that to me, even as a joke, It'd live rent free in my head for the rest of my life
This is my first time commenting on one of your videos ever and I decided to come on here and watch couch cast to clear up my mind cause we had to put my childhood dog down and I went through a lot. I cried so much words can’t describe how much I miss her she was such a sweet dog if any of you would’ve met her you would’ve loved her she was part of my childhood and she always made me happy and today I lost one of the most important things in my life cause she was one of the things that made my life better I’ll miss you so much rest in peace Chloe ❤
7:56 catnip can have a varied effect on cats, with some of them stimming the fuck out and others getting zonked out and melting. So if you wanna try lacing your Christmas tree to stop them, then it's a 50/50 of success or no more tree
11:13 Honestly that's true because the box that a switch and some games were stored in I believe was about as tall as the tree.
My mom even said we weren't getting a switch.
5:50 DUDE HE GUESSED IT WHAT THE HECK
Jimmy's face when Santa had a surprise for him 2:07
7:56 "Well askually 🤓" cat nip gives cats a surge of energy which after a while makes them hit a crash which calms them down. So in a way, yes it does calm them down... but first it ensues chaos
Isn't it something to do with the scent/fumes being a stimulant while the plant itself is a sedative?
@@meowkittymeowmeow2786 idk you're the expert being a cat and all
@@Lemony13B never had catnip myself is the problem
7:59 it's different depending on the cat, some cats get zooted to the point they just lay around, and some go jumping around like they are on crack
The guy who turned off grandma’s oxygen, was the one who got the socks!😃🎄🧦
Zach went Urban Monkey D. Luffy with his style!
That one clip with the goofy ahh car with the speakers in the back was HYSTERICAL. ☠️
The socks are only a good Christmas gift when you're given enough to last until next Christmas
Jimmy never fails to tickle our toes
Am i tripping or does Zach have that Luffy drip? 1:18
so your ot the only one who thinks this cool
nah i wa finna say the same shit
ABSOLUTELY
Im watching this late and my parents think Im asleep, Ive had to hold in so many loud laughs, Imma get caught bro! too funny
That last word jimmy said at the end was the first +2 he will ever get
10:40
My music ear noticed the Tales of the Abyss soundtrack in there.
Bros made an ad for the Memes that bring you back to the past and put it in this one instead lmao
Merry Christmas Couch Squad!
2:05
Oh it’s gona be a white Christmas indeed…
5:10 Dr. Robotnik ahh plan
Zach looks just like the bassist of Gnome and I can't unsee it
2:18 Bro got the drip
15:00 if heard the TF2 bonk i would've been dead 😂😂😂
1:46 they’re usually fnaf ar skins
9:00 I'm 18 and what do I tell my parents I want? New underwear, socks, male hygiene stuff, and some cash. That's the funny thing about getting older.
Zach's out there dreesed as trucker Luffy
"when i press the order button i get that thrill of hunter-gatherer"
"i think you have a mental deficiency"
Quote of all time
Two meme videos this week? Y’all really know how to treat us right
It’s a present
1:58 ive seen what comes next and let me tell you....
it aint very merry
6:38 If that kid is a certified Kirby fan, I 100% agree with that kid.
That ladder from LC made me cry😂
Jimmy, Bryce and Zach never fail to fill me up with jolly good cheer
6:37 its ok for you to be wrong Jimmy, we all have our moments
1:24 w bryces grandma
Idk how to explain this, but zack fr looks like he just got home from fishing
5:36 , bro, Dr doofenshmirtz's parents weren't even there for his own birth.
13:25 I was relieved...
Jimmy always has the best laughs 😂 keep making great videos guys YOU THE BEST! 🎉🎉
Bryce is unironically kinda rocking the silver toga
Zach's serving us real Ohio drip, Midwest swag
8:52 this is why I hate parents that make favorite child’s
It's crazy how you got Luffy on the couch
0:08 *Moan* - Zach 2023
6:40 Okay as a kirby fan Imma have to send you to the void for saying that, don't get me wrong mario odyssey was cool but my god, Kirby's first true 3D outing was peak
Mrs. Claus and Rudolph getting wild.
Two videos in one week?!?!? Christmas is coming early!
Zach be looking more and more like a truck driver from Southern Alabama each video
Goddamn, jimmy is getting buff as shit, look at those shoulders
1:20 to 1:30, ten seconds of Zach being Zach
Star Trek, the most popular anti-war sci fi series, having a game based on battling and conquering, is extremely ironic to me lol
You guys bring so much warmth to a cold season like shitmas
13:53 LOL he said Moco editor
If you squint your eyes Zack looks like Luffy
As an outspoken booger eater, I often get stuff so stuck that no amount of nose blowing will get it out, thus requiring physically scraping it off the sides, y'know, kinda like a popcorn ceiling. And then, what if you don't have a tissue handy? Am I supposed to just struggle to breathe until there's a socially acceptable place to put my snot? And no, I'm not carrying a handkerchief to put them in. Why would I carry that with my in my pocket so I can clean it out when I get home? To make it all worse, did you know you eat your own mucous all the time anyways via your throat, unless you're blessed to have literally 0 allergies.
bring on the 🤓s, I'm ready.
Jimmy’s sleeping on Forgotten Land fr tho
0:24 CRAZY💀💀💀💀💀💀
Jimmy and zach you are amazing i love your content! Oh, i gues bryess too.
Damn that shit broke the sound barrier 3:35
It's 4 am and instead of sleeping I watch this
Zach got that Truck Driver Drip
Mans looks like he just dropped off 8 pallets of fresh produce at the Kroger.
Zach is out here with the Luffy fit
6:01 Does anybody know the name of song that plays here? I tried looking for the original TikTok myself, but I can’t find it
My grandma has used mint coffee creamer in scrambled eggs, baked beans in mashed potatoes, and has burned dinner rolls that were store bought and pre-baked. They do in fact exist. My mom is equally, if not more so, a bad cook. I have vowed to break the cycle.
I could watch these videos every day
0:37 Nah, When you go to your Grandparent's House. When you try to get a Snack, They always Expire saying It Expires in 2013 Or 1985. Like I Saw a Old Coca Cola from the 90's and Coke bottle Gummies from 2016.
Zack looks like that character from an old ID software game called “Dangerous Dave”
Stop being funny, I almost died choking on a popcorn kernel, I literally needed an inhaler to revive my lungs wtf.
Zach lookin like Cal Naughton Jr in this one
holy shit, didn't know u guys got Luffy in on this
"i want mrbeast in my basement" took me tf out
5:34 Blud forgot about doctor Doofenshmirtz
2026, Jimmyhere video game, 420 levels, 69 skins, 21 power ups, 30 characters, be ready.
7:14 man I love having a cat
2 vids in 2 days? Oh you spoil us!
i love it when… uh… uuuuhhh…
😀👍
CATNIP IS LIKE WEED WHEN A CAT EATS IT, IT'S WHEN THEY SNIFF IT IT ACTS LIKE CRACK
my cat never bothered with the christmas tree unfortunetly she passed away but lived a long happy life (15 human years)
Zach got the Luffy One Piece colour scheme
I love the intro because today it was -5.8 degrees fahrenheit in the town I live in quebec Canada
2:05 i knew that clip looked familiar. Good time.....good times.
Sponsor ends at 3:35
Why does Zach look like he just came from the forest
6:01 song name?
Dudes must’ve started using subs generator without editing
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
good video!!
No joke when Jimmy made the burger in my a** joke a BK ad played
Nothing is better than eating that yellow part of the snow :3