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  • @ritatodd1070
    @ritatodd1070 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    How much do we all love this woman, and her useless farm.😊

    • @tiffanystokes5509
      @tiffanystokes5509 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I just came across a short video of this channel a week ago and laughed my ass off! I subscribed immediately and went back and watched all of the older videos. So funny 😂!

  • @Lucyy392
    @Lucyy392 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The brutal reality of actually owning a farm. This is the most honest online farm owning presence I have seen on TH-cam and I am here for it! Love the content and the everyday life with the animals. ❤️

    • @minagelina
      @minagelina 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I love it because I always think I want to own a smaller version of this and I'm learning a lot. So far, it looks doable. I don't mind shoveling poop and I've dealt with birds before, and hauling huge bags is in my background. Hopefully one day......

    • @hiramhaji7813
      @hiramhaji7813 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s an absolute fact, it’s got to be one of the funniest channels on TH-cam because I just got a text to airdrop the day you know😂😂😂

    • @richardburnett-_
      @richardburnett-_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Plus one o' those emus WILL put an eye out in time.

    • @richardburnett-_
      @richardburnett-_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Useless . . . a severe understate.

    • @67laquaa
      @67laquaa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh my goodness.... This is an extremely entertaining channel! I hope this lady doesn't really do this all by herself... I hope she has someone else with her! Love y,'all! ❤

  • @kelli_kellz
    @kelli_kellz ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Not Stanley taking Karen to pound town! I just choked on my water. 😂

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle ปีที่แล้ว +23

      4:59 when Karen’s head pops up a few seconds after Stanley’s…😂 I died!

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

  • @mufasah888
    @mufasah888 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    If Stanley took Karen to Pound Town more often maybe Karen wouldn't be so cranky. 😂

    • @lizzikujala-korpela6791
      @lizzikujala-korpela6791 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She was kinda tame this time. I guess it worked lol

    • @BlackBilby
      @BlackBilby ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That sounds she made was even more frightening than her normal self. Poor Stanley. He must be terrified to comply but it did give Amanda a break from Karens' relentless attacks.

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@lizzikujala-korpela6791right 😂

    • @terrihickman1823
      @terrihickman1823 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG! 🤣 when you let us all in on what was happening...STANLEY'S TAKE'N KAREN TO "POUND TOWN" I JUST LOST IT! 🤣🤣🤣 AMANDA, YOUR HUMOR AND SARCASM ARE SO APPRECIATED YOU'RE A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!! STANLEY, YOU'RE VERY BRAVE, AND KAREN, WELL WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. When will we be seeing little STANLEY JR'S , can't wait 👍
      Much Respect Amanda, for the constant backbreaking hard work on the daily. For the love and devotion that is there for all your animals...even KAREN and BRAD. YOU'RE AMAZING!!! ❤

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love how Mrs. Little Duck waddles down the hall as if she is on the Met Gala red carpet! Butt feather swoosh and all! Magnificent! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @jsully8076
    @jsully8076 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    You know how interesting and fun and entertaining you have to be to make a video of yourself cleaning out a barn and just hanging with your animals and I'm like loving every minute? That's a damn fine accomplishment right there!

  • @stompthedragon4010
    @stompthedragon4010 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Its so sweet how the animals love you as much as you obviously love them

  • @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
    @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT ปีที่แล้ว +91

    If you had a 24/7 live cam of the farm, I’d watch all day & night. ☺️

  • @jimmyj5035
    @jimmyj5035 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Right on Cue Karen & Stanley pop their heads up like they were "Helen & Stanley ROPER" Doing it! OMG So Hilarious 😂

    • @scorpion-lg4ic
      @scorpion-lg4ic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ohhhh.... taking me back to my childhood. I used to love Mrs. Roper. she was so sweet. Stanley was an old crotchety curmudgeon but as much as he said she annoyed him, he loved Mrs. Roper

  • @misterj597
    @misterj597 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The official footwear of Useless Farms-sandals with socks. Also, crocs with socks. Or looking like a dirty wet sock, in Michael’s case.

  • @hiba4935
    @hiba4935 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    How do her nails always look this immaculate 💅 💝

    • @lynnbaileyrose
      @lynnbaileyrose ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always wonder this. Although thinking back to my stripper-esque nails while bartending and serving they are pretty easy to clean and hard to break if they're quality.

    • @RiesenWuschel
      @RiesenWuschel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Careful mate, you might spark a new conspiracy with this comment XD

  • @artvet2
    @artvet2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    You, young lady, have my total admiration! You, your husband (partner), and children (?) are absolutely special! I just finished catching up on all the BS activities and news of our political class, and I opened a bottle of wine to fight the "depressions" and tuned in to you. Spirits soaring now, and I lift a toast to you!

  • @shawnfranke2637
    @shawnfranke2637 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I will always be entertained by Stanley’s Interpretive Dance routines. ❤❤❤

  • @LuisaD93
    @LuisaD93 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Luv those animals ❤
    “A truck stop toilet brush!” I usually stick up for Michael but you ain’t wrong on this one sis ! LMAOO 😂
    Gotta hand it to ya Amanda but your a Boss! You work so hard and luv on those animals and your videos never fail to make me laugh and entertain me. So thanks!!

    • @ktbean10
      @ktbean10 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was screaming laughing at the toilet brush comment....🤣🤣🤣

  • @conmckfly
    @conmckfly ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The comparison to toddlers that don't wear diapers - brilliant. Had me laughing my tush off!!

  • @lynryall1317
    @lynryall1317 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Peacock display is awesome xxx

  • @blue_0.0
    @blue_0.0 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Karen and Stanley looking over like "mum wtf are you doing"

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Stanley's "pecking" up some bad habits from Karen! 😱

    • @earthlingjohn
      @earthlingjohn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HR needs to remind Stanley that Karen is *not* a role model

  • @lisaobrien4898
    @lisaobrien4898 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Stanley is really brave to peck someone who's holding a pitchfork. 😆

  • @staciespur8293
    @staciespur8293 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Stanley's dancing reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld!!

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:19 I know peacocks sound eerie at their best, but that bird just said, "oh, no!!" in a voice distinctly reminiscent of Mr. Bill.

    • @Witchezcat
      @Witchezcat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I *knew* I heard that ! 😆

  • @cathywhite721
    @cathywhite721 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Every time I see Karen lurking I hear the theme from Jaws 😳

  • @kricket8801
    @kricket8801 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never knew Stanley was so aggressive wow

  • @texastwister6417
    @texastwister6417 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol Stanley got the ‘I just got laid’ dance

  • @janflower4068
    @janflower4068 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Seriously Michael is like an instant chill pill just a look at his face makes me feel better

  • @amymurray2273
    @amymurray2273 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Amanda I could be having my worst day and I watch you and the animals and it all goes away ❤❤❤

  • @friggintourist7751
    @friggintourist7751 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Must be emu opposite day cuz for once karen didn't try to unalive you even once. Stanley however was determined to take you out one chunk at a time

  • @davidsavage6227
    @davidsavage6227 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I could watch your videos for hours. You have great comedic timing and the way your eyes express so much more at exactly the right time. Great talent!

  • @tammywilshire4170
    @tammywilshire4170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lactose intolerant toddlers that refuse to wear a diaper. That description is Pure gold.
    As a fellow duck owner i can fully atest that this is 100% accurate. 😂

  • @heidiembrey8320
    @heidiembrey8320 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The way their heads pop up looking busted like '.oh, how long have you been here ?'

  • @1962tami
    @1962tami ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I am so in love with your animals --- yes, even Brad❣ Thank you so very much for sharing them with us, Amanda. I hope your arms heal quickly ❤

  • @lizhanbury1876
    @lizhanbury1876 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    LOVE this extended chorin' video! I'm entertained by every second. I hope this means I'm now a certified Useless Farm intern (without having to lift a finger). ❤

  • @juliaatkinson4012
    @juliaatkinson4012 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm a fellow lover of the socks 'n' sandal combo, but I question the wisdom of wearing white socks whilst shovelling shit

  • @jessierides284
    @jessierides284 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i love her, thank you for making my days happier

  • @woodchuck9
    @woodchuck9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh Stanley, why ya gotta be like that🫣

  • @lisaricci4779
    @lisaricci4779 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Well we all know Karen and Brad have murderous blood in their veins, but I am very shocked with Stanley he seems to be very aggressive lately maybe it's because he's around Karen too much. And Michael no comment LOL! Anyway the farm looks great the animals look great, stay safe no more bruises please.

  • @phaedrawidney5246
    @phaedrawidney5246 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keith looks like he took all his anti-anxiety meds and os waiting for refill day

  • @christinarichmire618
    @christinarichmire618 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Doesn’t anybody help you with the chores? 😢 also Stanley’s hair has that Jack Nicholson look 😂 ❤

    • @tameramorrison8966
      @tameramorrison8966 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Gary Busey's DUI mugshot.

    • @jenniferbond7073
      @jenniferbond7073 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Amanda is married and has two kids. Her family probably just chooses to stay private.

  • @notthatkaren7580
    @notthatkaren7580 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your patience with them is amazing.

  • @LindaC616
    @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You say "stop being a d#$k, Brad" as though that were possible

  • @MommaF8
    @MommaF8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You, dear lady, are far braver & more forgiving than I! I'd much prefer a freaking out horse than a calm emu...the emu are freaking TERRIFYING!!!😢

  • @lauriestone9373
    @lauriestone9373 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    50 shades of Stanley? The alpacas are looking like wet and dirty unmade beds but are still so freaking cute lol. 🦙🦙

  • @kathymyers7279
    @kathymyers7279 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder if it would be easier or worse if she got ahold of an emu costume to do chores in.

    • @tameramorrison8966
      @tameramorrison8966 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe one of those dinosaur ones!

    • @fawnflores1168
      @fawnflores1168 ปีที่แล้ว

      She actually does have an emu costume 😁

  • @bethcushway458
    @bethcushway458 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ooooh Amanda! Those pecks from Stanley looked really painful. Hope you're ok?
    I'm genuinely shocked he got so spikey towards you.

  • @billburke2711
    @billburke2711 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Lol You and your animals are so adorable.

  • @staciebrooks2583
    @staciebrooks2583 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Micheal? Are you drowning?” 😂😂 you are hilarious girl

  • @kricket8801
    @kricket8801 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gary telling you about his day all the way across the yard lmao

  • @Leenasmar
    @Leenasmar ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Sooo cute thank you for sharing!! Oh my gosh whenever you can, can you show more of the baby alpacas and goats ? So adorable 😊

  • @MsKindaSorta
    @MsKindaSorta ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Girrrl, get yourself a heavy duty straw broom. You’re using a soft house broom for all that bird shit!😂

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jason never fails to make me burst out laughing just by seeing a glimpse of his face! 🤣😂🤣😂
    Ok I did not know Trevor was.....fertile. I mean I guess I should’ve known when I saw what his neck resembles..... how great that he passes that on to his children! 😱😳🤯

  • @k.d.3664
    @k.d.3664 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There are special people in this world… You are one of them… I could never, and I mean, absolutely never do what you do, which is where all my respect and admiration comes from… You’re adorable!

  • @snowjewel3982
    @snowjewel3982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stanley trying to bite us @19:41 was everything! 😂

  • @missyyy-
    @missyyy- ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I couldn’t stop laughing at your moist michael kisses ❤😂

  • @jerrodbeck1799
    @jerrodbeck1799 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The natural therapy session. Thank you for sharing with us.🤟🏻

  • @charlestait5303
    @charlestait5303 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sandals not my first choice in footwear for that job! I can however appreciate all the work you did on your makeup before all that work! Beautiful!

  • @bethcushway458
    @bethcushway458 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the first time I've seen Keith look worse than Michael!!! I didn't think anyone could look worse than Michael 😮

  • @AndrewHajny-b5o
    @AndrewHajny-b5o 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Her big brown eyes! Just love them! I could hear her talk and never say a word!

  • @mayhembeading3737
    @mayhembeading3737 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ooooooohh nice, Michael has spiiiiiiiicy llama kisses. Spicy! Can't wait to see what Karen brings to the table this episode. Stanley will be his sweet self as usual.

  • @mjrotondi5086
    @mjrotondi5086 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everybody is giving this woman advice . She is doing perfectly ok on her own with the animals and keeping up the farm.
    I think she has a job as well, besides the farm.

  • @dutoshahawkins3475
    @dutoshahawkins3475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I commend them all for the work they do every single day for this remarkable farm. I feel like I'm a part of the journey. Thank you so much❤❤❤

  • @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
    @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thank you, Amanda. I love you sharing your chores with us/ ☺️ Now I know how you stay in such great shape! 💪🏼💦❤️

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like a mom, "MICHAEL??!!"

  • @DebShort1
    @DebShort1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He was shaking his tail feathers and everything😅
    He wanted her to look.at.his.tail.feathers. 😂

  • @KOOLBadger
    @KOOLBadger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Truck stop toilet brush?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 but the poor guy does..
    I love his stupid face!
    🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @randquadrozzi5850
    @randquadrozzi5850 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Good job i know it's a ton of work keeping that many different animals.

  • @antonellamenegatti8607
    @antonellamenegatti8607 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lovely Gary 🥰👍🙋

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If you laugh at this video, does that make it a chortle?

  • @mikemilnes7093
    @mikemilnes7093 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lets start a go fund me so Amanda can get that new shovel she is secretly dreaming about or we could surprise her at Christmas. We can say it's from Karen!

  • @gailsprangers9388
    @gailsprangers9388 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You clean like I do😊. I always take short moments to interract with my pets when I am cleaning too. It seems reassuring to them and rejuvenating to me❤. You can see what a loving person you are by the way they all respond to you, despite all their shenanigans 😂. Loved your "get a room" remark😂😂

  • @lreppy10
    @lreppy10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve’s being a real show off today! 😂 🦚

  • @Robert_Mark_Norris
    @Robert_Mark_Norris ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s like watching myself do barn chores…1 step forward, 2 steps back. 🤣

  • @gretchenhawkins7081
    @gretchenhawkins7081 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gary is sooooo dreamy.

  • @kimbermoss
    @kimbermoss ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my goodness! Your poor arms. You need body armor around those two. I love your devotion. And I love this channel 😊

  • @cathleenlindsey3128
    @cathleenlindsey3128 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You always make me laugh out loud. That's rare for me to truly laugh but you manage to do it daily. Thank you. ❤

  • @TLhike
    @TLhike ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stanley picking up bad habits from Karen!!

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought the Alpacas 🦙 were the grossest.....but congrats 🎉 Paul and the HR team!

  • @QueenStarNova
    @QueenStarNova ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I haven't watched in a while so I had no idea you had those BEAUTIFUL peacocks!

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've got a pair of on-sale birks as work shoes, too - they're sturdy, you can go for miles in em & it's ok if they're ugly because no one cares 👍👍

  • @johngross8300
    @johngross8300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An Amazing Woman. Wonderful Useless Farm.

  • @devinecatlady
    @devinecatlady ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I felt that "f#@k" when the chook pellets spilt over 😆😂💜

  • @michellecampbell3894
    @michellecampbell3894 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Oh... your mouth is so moist... oh...(ick face)... that was something else". You make me die laughing.

  • @susanmaguire9009
    @susanmaguire9009 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are clever, clever, clever. 😂 And, you take wearing eyelashes to a whole new level. 😂

  • @cathyburns750
    @cathyburns750 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stanley seems to be getting snarkier and snarkier! I believe Karen is a bad influence on sweet Stanley!

  • @jennbeth1
    @jennbeth1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Stanley was just taking Karen to pound town." Thank you for that!

  • @crochetology12
    @crochetology12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Michael is an entire vibe.❤

  • @dianet1659
    @dianet1659 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hard work and you still get a bruise that will be with you a while. Cleaning the animal with one brain cell to the ones who follow your verbal directions every day. Stay strong. Your love for the animals is awesome.

  • @ERGA2016
    @ERGA2016 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Morning therapy for the Lonely.

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poor Jeff goldblum.... he has to witness Stan take Karen to pound town on the daily.....

  • @paxotium7971
    @paxotium7971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least Stanley is getting the job done!

  • @FridaysCreek
    @FridaysCreek 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never seen anyone wearing Birkenstocks with socks to clean a barn...kick the rake forward...or use their nails to open the sawdust! Wish I'd known these secrets years ago! You make me laugh out loud, thank you!!😅

  • @travisrynning1264
    @travisrynning1264 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hanging with animals is so therapeutic even if they bite you sometimes 😊

  • @FlowerChyld43
    @FlowerChyld43 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My admiration for you is completely off the charts. ❤

  • @stitchinggirl
    @stitchinggirl ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You need one of those square driveway ice scrapers to scrape duck poop. Might work faster. It will last forever.

  • @akowboyshippielife7405
    @akowboyshippielife7405 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Much love to everyone and their families from Cedar City Utah USA currently 🤠💪🙏🏵️🤠

  • @nanchesca3950
    @nanchesca3950 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I try to keep this channel PG"... 3 seconds later: F*ckkk 😂

  • @wfdix1
    @wfdix1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laughed out loud to the “pound town” quip. I like your balance of class and humor (or is it humor?).

  • @MPARTEE1
    @MPARTEE1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I loved this it’s hysterical..horses birds..chickens, peacocks, guinea hens..silly’s, sheep, llamas, pines donkeys mules cats dogs pigs …it hard ass work but never ever a dull moment..I love watching you it reminds me of that time on my life.

  • @adalouellis5706
    @adalouellis5706 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how Karen& Stanley supervise your cleaning of the love nest and putting fresh down in their enclosure! The shavings I mean. Amanda, you are such an amazing woman and you give SO, SO MUCH to these amazing creatures, far more than just their upkeep and it shows in their unadulterated love for you. Except Karen. Was she ever abused by a dark haired female in her past? No way of knowing i guess but your Karen bonding videos are priceless, so you've made progress! All the love in this shit world we live in to you, Amanda, who by sharing your world actually makes ours a bit more livable.God Bless dear woman. And your Creatures of love. Thank you.

  • @Bshiddy
    @Bshiddy ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael is a genius, this is all an act.

  • @tmtb80
    @tmtb80 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stanley with his after-pound-town dance!
    There's no I in TEAM, but there is a GaryGoose on that team.