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Good song i love yunnan folk songs bro because alot of lao and thai hmong mien morlum style music have its origins from there too check this one out bro whenever got time th-cam.com/video/Ydg3uNoXZU0/w-d-xo.html
Yes, there is a custom in some southern regions of China where men and women sing to each other to express their feelings. Their lyrics are improvised, like freestyle
before learning chinese I thought this song was insane and bizzare, through learning chinese, I gathered the song to still be insane and bizzare, this has now solidified that this song is indeed, insane and bizzare...
To those who are curious about the language: it is Mandarin with southwest Yunnan accent and vocabularies. The “guai lo”s have nothing to do with the Cantonese slang for foreigners, and the meaning is unknown to me. (I speak both (standard) mandarin and Cantonese.)
Wow chinese is amazing. I mean the lyrics are so different yet they sound almost the same. My dumbass thought they were singing the same 4 lines the whole song
You’re an absolute legend for trying to translate this song! I came across this video while watching others about it, then I did a Google search to look for the lyrics, and that’s how I found your video. Until I saw the commentary at the end, I had to give your video a like. You’ve done the internet a service, brother. 👏
It probably dates all the way back to Chinese opera. Women were probably encouraged to sing in super-high falsetto to match the guys, who would also sing kinda high-pitched themselves.
Sounds funny, but from an ethnomusicological standpoint, these Yunnan village songs are intriguing and rich in information; they tell of the simple entertainment, often involving views on the male-female relations, that the Chinese country folk engaged in before all the technology (or something like that, I'm sure the scholars will find a way to study it). Glad they are getting attention
I'm from China, actually these Yunnan rural naughty songs are an eye-openner for Chinese people from other regions as well. We don't have dirty songs like this outside Yunnan.
Literally showed my Chinese j1 student this video today because he told me about Chinese rap and I told him this is the only Chinese song I know and he needs to show me more 😂❤ he said “What is this??? How did you even find???” He recorded it to show his friends haha 😂
someone spammed this in a csgo chat and it has haunted me for the past 4 years, and only now having found it, do i experience inner tranquility at last
Kilka lat temu znalazlem te piosenki, a wczoraj nagle przyszla mi chetka znowu je wysluchac. Dlugo sie glowilem jak odnalezc, w koncu sie udalo. Dziekuje.
I showed this to my Chinese girlfriend. She hated it and told me to never play it again I said "screw that this is my fav song" and turned it up louder. Then I drove her through our local china town blasting it on max, she was covering her face the entire time. I was singing the words!! Update: She's my ex girlfriend now.
hahaha my hasband likes messing with me like that as well. I hated it at first but after a while I just told ppl in Chinese that he lived with mental health problems...
lowkey if you look past the lyrics and focus on their voices, the flow and the beat, this song is beautiful. i rate it no kap, imma bang this out every morning and evening
Not gonna lie. "Clear Dragon Pond Gets Bamboo Stick Inserted" can easily became a song name or album title of some Progressive Band or New Age Musicmaker.
One of my first impression of kinky folk songs of China despite growing up with tons of famous Taiwan hits. Shoutout and thanks to Mychonny introduction. This BOMB is what makes my testorone drop and surge at the same time😂
First bars phonetic: jiao ni mo feng ni yao feng-ma, ah guai lo fengfeng-diandian daochu chong, ren yi lo youren wen ni feng na yang-ma, ah guai lo ni shuo ni yao zhao laogong, ren yi lo, asu sema zuo zuo I have no idea if the lines after the commas are correct, they're not Mandarin
Damn these lyrics are perverted... "You got so crazy you popped a hole in your pants" "I saw your sister in the sun putting blankets on the cloths line and I came back at night"
The funny thing is they're very famous in Yunnan province and all their songs adapt this totally nonsense style 😂 If you want a more western style of this humour I warmly recommend the germam band HGICHT.
More funny Chinese music translated here: th-cam.com/video/-5MpuNXaZNY/w-d-xo.html
If you want even more: th-cam.com/video/1DW1a2j8RbY/w-d-xo.html
To learn some channel, please go to my channel dedicated to the Chinese language: th-cam.com/channels/_E_R34VQo47FfnwF3ABlDQ.html
To learn some channel? I think you meant "Chinese." Might want to fix that. :)
Is "Channel" is some Chinese dialect? XD
Worst translation ive ever seen
Good song i love yunnan folk songs bro because alot of lao and thai hmong mien morlum style music have its origins from there too check this one out bro whenever got time th-cam.com/video/Ydg3uNoXZU0/w-d-xo.html
Jerry, what is the exact translation of "Ah Guai Lo"? I've read is a term for westerners
The lyrics don't sound planned out: they sound like they started a song then started trying to argue about their relationship
I KNOW RIGHT???!!! I'm definitely getting those vibes too.
Yes . They sing these kind of songs before they sleep together .
That is hecking cool
Yes, there is a custom in some southern regions of China where men and women sing to each other to express their feelings. Their lyrics are improvised, like freestyle
Im trying to not to luagh
Finally this hidden internet classic is translated. Thank you dude
Building Jumper when did you first discover it?
@@JerryLiuYT shit idk. Some friends showed me this 5 years ago and laughed my ass off at the goofy dancing and the high pitched lady LOL.
Jerry Liu Damn, so it’s the Yunnan dialect? It been plaguing me for so long. Thanks man! Now I know!
saw the bts trash can meme like 1.5 yrs ago
Wait, this song didn't released in 1996
before learning chinese I thought this song was insane and bizzare, through learning chinese, I gathered the song to still be insane and bizzare, this has now solidified that this song is indeed, insane and bizzare...
0:36
Joshua i need
Gucci lite
Now high
Load
I’ll get that real quick don’t worry (my name is Joshua by the way) 😂
*"WaSh y0uR HelnIE b00tY"*
@@xxrickxxRoblox WHEN
@@happybunnies5359 36 seconds in nut head
"Clear Dragon Pond Gets Bamboo Stick Inserted"
oh no
It's a beautiful metaphor.
@@kimjong-un6096 dirty boy
3:15 the only time they all dance in sync and it only lasts a second
Easily included in any "Dance Dance Revolution" game-type 😆😆😆😆😆😆
And it was marvelous!
zuǐ yòu chán
The Girl in the orange do be vibing though.
Wish I had her energy
Omg hahaha
Now "charizard used dragon dance" has acquired a whole new meaning to me and I'm not actually happy about that.
Great now I can picture nothing else.
BAHAHA HAHAHA💀💩💩💩
I mean it is called dragon ballz
I'M PEEING A LOT
underrated comment 👏
2:23
Ok..
nervousnessly seeing her parents lmfao
To those who are curious about the language: it is Mandarin with southwest Yunnan accent and vocabularies. The “guai lo”s have nothing to do with the Cantonese slang for foreigners, and the meaning is unknown to me. (I speak both (standard) mandarin and Cantonese.)
I know lol, I'm Chinese American this song is too much 😭😭😂😂😂
大哥你开玩笑吧啊怪咯，我天天这样说话任意咯
@@Harregarre you forgot 啊属在吗座座
So it's literally nonsense?
my friend told me guai lo meant white guy or something lol
Im telling my kids this was bts
Well your not wrong
Sorry but stolen
So am I🤣
Make sure to record this shit
stolen comment smh
Such a seductive song... lol
My future hubby better sing this to me otherwise there will be no dragon dancing 😂
Leiko T. And you better sing as high as that lady too!
@@JerryLiuYT 😂 I should start practicing
@@kickinbackinOC its not helium dumbass. Chinese people in the past sang poems and songs like this they aint using helium
@@hokamseng1 no one said anything about helium
@@Fattipotato79 they deleted the reply
Wow chinese is amazing. I mean the lyrics are so different yet they sound almost the same. My dumbass thought they were singing the same 4 lines the whole song
DRIP KILLER QUEEN
@@_rami_745 No, this is a more of a poor mandarin
@@SenoritoGhost You are right I don't know why I said that
same lol are we certain its been translated properly
@Keyboard Emperor lmaoo
Why do i feel like im being trolled
Based on a translation in the comments of the of video, it's actually way dirtier than this
it’s correct (i’m chinese so ik)
It’s way dirty if you knew but this is corrcet
You’re an absolute legend for trying to translate this song! I came across this video while watching others about it, then I did a Google search to look for the lyrics, and that’s how I found your video. Until I saw the commentary at the end, I had to give your video a like. You’ve done the internet a service, brother. 👏
Why are(most?) Chinese female singing voices so high?
obsolete professor no idea. I’ll do some research soon!
It's the same with indian
It probably dates all the way back to Chinese opera. Women were probably encouraged to sing in super-high falsetto to match the guys, who would also sing kinda high-pitched themselves.
*Helium 100*
Same in all of africa includibg central west north and east and in india etc. They try to display youth and innocense
The only person that dude taking to the upstairs bed is another guy
emir 26 I believe he actually is gay. I’ll translate another song about it.
@@JerryLiuYT yeah i could tell by his dressing and his hands movement.. But i like the rhythm of the song
LOL
😂😂😂
And they did the dragon dance
Sounds funny, but from an ethnomusicological standpoint, these Yunnan village songs are intriguing and rich in information; they tell of the simple entertainment, often involving views on the male-female relations, that the Chinese country folk engaged in before all the technology (or something like that, I'm sure the scholars will find a way to study it). Glad they are getting attention
I'm from China, actually these Yunnan rural naughty songs are an eye-openner for Chinese people from other regions as well. We don't have dirty songs like this outside Yunnan.
Literally showed my Chinese j1 student this video today because he told me about Chinese rap and I told him this is the only Chinese song I know and he needs to show me more 😂❤ he said
“What is this??? How did you even find???” He recorded it to show his friends haha 😂
someone spammed this in a csgo chat and it has haunted me for the past 4 years, and only now having found it, do i experience inner tranquility at last
Dude I looked for this song for no joke, 3 years, heard it in a video and remembered it’s existence, thank you!!!
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THE TRANSLATION FOR THIS FOR LIKE AN HOUR, THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN
I want to do the Dragon Dance
lets do it
Oop-
Do it with me 😍😍😍
😏
Don't we all...
1:06 We "dragon danced" lol wink wink
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I've been singing this without knowing the translation-
Lmao the part
1:02 actully
Its not funny anymore, I just genuinely like this song
fr its kinda catchy
@@meows6926 I am willing to make a Japanese dub.
Yeah it slaps
i listen to it because its actually good😂
@@CatholicNiko Do it
I was searching this song for many years, thank you.
When he said I’m peeing a lot I felt that
I like his dance at 1:24, 1:55, 2:26 and 3:39
His dancing is amazing at all times in the video
"brown sugar in water makes it sweet"
What a genius
The opening literally sounds the same as the Cops theme. Lol
Vietnamese here. To us, "Ah Guai Lo" sounds like "Ác vãi lồn", which means "evil as f*ck" in Vietnamese.
@@theduyeto9451 XD
Such master quality audio right here. Perfect for my new expensive sennheiser headphones.
This song is unironically good, the lyrics are good, the rhythm and the beat are good, and the Chinese language sounds beautiful
funny how BTS has nothing to say about this
BTS been real quiet since this came out
Alvin and the Chipmunks decimated them
They ain't got shit against this masterpeice
Dang they’ve been real quiet since this came out 🗿
(courtesy of your local ARMY)
I discovered this through...Roblox.
Same lmfao
Which game?
@@andreibacon Thanks
Omg same lol
gayblox
Another legendary performance from this legendary people
i LITERALLY REMEMBER UR COMMENT!
i used to jam to this song all the time and when you translated it, i was like- O_O LMAO
Kilka lat temu znalazlem te piosenki, a wczoraj nagle przyszla mi chetka znowu je wysluchac. Dlugo sie glowilem jak odnalezc, w koncu sie udalo. Dziekuje.
this is a flirtatious scene of an extramarital affair,and there are many subtle and suggestive erotic depictions
Chinese R&B. He kicking game about smashing that kitty! Lol I love it!
I showed this to my Chinese girlfriend. She hated it and told me to never play it again I said "screw that this is my fav song" and turned it up louder. Then I drove her through our local china town blasting it on max, she was covering her face the entire time. I was singing the words!!
Update: She's my ex girlfriend now.
HahahHha
What did the people say when they heard the song? Did they laugh or start swearing?
I love the song but honestly her hating it is valid lmao 💀
hahaha my hasband likes messing with me like that as well. I hated it at first but after a while I just told ppl in Chinese that he lived with mental health problems...
after 10 years i've finally found it
lowkey if you look past the lyrics and focus on their voices, the flow and the beat, this song is beautiful. i rate it no kap, imma bang this out every morning and evening
Yes bro I was saying the same to my daughter, the flow the best the loop the cadence.. its dope 🔥🔥🔥
Not gonna lie. "Clear Dragon Pond Gets Bamboo Stick Inserted" can easily became a song name or album title of some Progressive Band or New Age Musicmaker.
When you survive the Coronavirus.
As someone who actually survived COVID-19 I can confirm
@@sokyu7723 still alive?
@@yvkuzaa.27 Yup, still kicking
@@sokyu7723 damn answering that quick on a 2 years old comment
@@yvkuzaa.27 I got my notifications on lol
2:22 "I'm peeing a lot"
3:40 The best part when he wiggles
I think I am learning Chinese with those songs 😂
叫你莫疯你要疯
疯疯癫癫到处冲
有人问你疯哪样
你说你要找老公
Love it, now I can sing it 🤣
Really dig Orange girl’s “jumping jacks” dance grooves.
Now I’m very aroused.
LOL.
mfriedrich2012 at least she got some exercise 🤓😜
😂
Lol the part where they "dragon danced" in the bed
POV: You're going to Liyue in Genshin Impact and this plays on the background.
Thank you man I needed this that made my day 🤣😂
Glad it did!
These dance moves are top tier👌
Man this song is dope, can't stop repeating
There's so many of these! I might do more translations soon!
One more internet mystery solved. Thank you and God Bless!
finally after seeing this so many times on vargskelethor's channel i found it plus translated...i am happy
I M P E E I N G A L O T
Relatable
Time stamp
@@sexoffenderpat7426 2:23
a mf doom track would go perfect with the beat
10/best subtitles ever.
I know gweilo is slang for caucasian, but why do they say it at the end of every l in ne?
阿贵哥(aguigo) is used to refer to a "handsome lad" of Yao people
fillword in yunnanese
sheeesh this was fire
I wanna do a 4-way dragon dance with this group!!😆🐉🐉🐲
Male and Black Shirt Girl - Dance along with the song rhythm.
Orange Shirt Girl - Dance whatever you like 😄
Jumping jacks moves were the best!
They remind me of Human League and 3 members of 4minute
Male - Jiyoon
Black Shirt girl - Jihyun
Long Hair girl - Gayoon
who knew guai lo had so many different meanings
Thanks jerry!
Hahahaha
One of my first impression of kinky folk songs of China despite growing up with tons of famous Taiwan hits.
Shoutout and thanks to Mychonny introduction. This BOMB is what makes my testorone drop and surge at the same time😂
Taiwanese songs just use English to talk dirty instead of Chinese
0:36
Joshua I need
Gucci lite
Now I load
Supertf’s streams be like :
Their dance along with the music seems pretty fun
Talent. Salute to the lyricist👏🏻👏🏻
POV: You are the Huangdi doing your carriage tour around the country and you make locals from villages do their best to avoid being slaughtered
*Nobody:
*Chinese people:"Dragon dancing intensives"
The subtitles make it better, and it is even right. I am Asian, trust me
When you want to rap WAP without being expelled
This song reminds me of the old days
i love how in 0:13 he says fong fong tien tien ...so funny and then on 0:33 she says song tom tom
This used to be Lacari's anthem on Twitch.Good times
I think these three humans were born hilarious
First bars phonetic:
jiao ni mo feng ni yao feng-ma, ah guai lo
fengfeng-diandian daochu chong, ren yi lo
youren wen ni feng na yang-ma, ah guai lo
ni shuo ni yao zhao laogong, ren yi lo, asu sema zuo zuo
I have no idea if the lines after the commas are correct, they're not Mandarin
Yo.... Thank you my bro for the kupu - the words 🔥🔥🔥
Damn these lyrics are perverted... "You got so crazy you popped a hole in your pants" "I saw your sister in the sun putting blankets on the cloths line and I came back at night"
0:35
Wash you highny booty!
The funny part for me is the totally random dancing.
this is a curse song
Howw
This what you hear when you go to Heaven.
do you mean like cursed or do you mean that they're cursing? cuz its a big difference lol
The true super idol has been found
Have you heard this one? th-cam.com/video/iJAxeafvn8Y/w-d-xo.html
if youre a vietnamese and dont understand chinese
what you hear is hilarious
@steve superstar what do you hear?
@@ottadi well i can rough translate it for you
Ác vãi loz : evil like P*ssy
Nhìn gì loz : what you looking at, P*ssy
There a lot.
I just did a remix with your video called "NOTORIOUS 3 CHINESE " on my channel
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!11111!
Oh......
So this song is basically fights between husband and wife.
I mean...your not wrong.
Best chinese song. period
I’m blasting this all night to piss off my neighbors 😂😂
addicted
Dang, chinese like to make melodies like this
The funny thing is they're very famous in Yunnan province and all their songs adapt this totally nonsense style 😂 If you want a more western style of this humour I warmly recommend the germam band HGICHT.
I've got a question how can they end every line with ZOOZOO sound but the word are different???
Zoozoo works as la la or oh oh, which doesn’t have any meaning. He didn’t translate these meaningless words.
@@julioduan7130 thanks
Guy: And I'm peeing alot
Me: HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA
I've always wanted to know what it said, thanks!
When you go to the Clear Dragon Pond and insert a bamboo stick
my neighbours must think I'm crazy
Groovy!
好洗腦的音樂