Reacting to UNHOLY Christian Reels
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
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"that is not for you to dip your little cookies into" is now my new favorite quote
Followed by "bc there are so many of the devil's schemes in a primary school" lmfaooo
I like how "God's light" = lesbians, as it should be
You are rocking the curls did Jesus do that to your hair today 😂
😂😂
It's all the crust munching. Briannes house is full of naked baguettes.
“What have my people become”
-Jesus 2027
That plane one had me laughing at how nonsensical it was. The voice over said in Spanish, "The one who puts God first. Leave an amen."
An early morning edition of “the low budget shit show” on a Tuesday??? Oh hell yeah!!! 🙏😂❤️ In reference to the video title… “PRAISE THE LORD”!!! 🙏😄
If eating meat is so masculine, then gay men are the most masculine?
Well and so is gobbling up some testicles apparently, so I think we found the epitome of masculinity in gay men😂
Duh. What is more manly than topping a man.
Brianne in the flannel… I think she’s raided Mr Ballen’s wardrobe again 🤭🤭🤭
As someone who is trying _very_ hard to not have a panic attack over what’s going on in the Gulf of Mexico right now, thank you _so much_ Brianne for providing the duality of cringe. (I love that I can hide my atheist bi self in the internet because most of those videos are just ‘oh look it’s spending any amount of time unsupervised in my tiny southern town that has slowly become more cringey militant Christian’). So ❤️ from FL and thank you!
I'm assuming the "never buy bread from the store" is part of the "they're putting chemicals in our food to make everybody gay" thing
Turn the frickin frogs gay!
Ahh yes that checks out
Praying for the recovery of your algorithm
no bc i would actually confuse that one person at like 11:08 for a lesbian 💀💀
Um, Brianne? When I started watching this video to support you, I didn't realize that it was going to send ME a freaking Christian YT ad. Not cool, man. Not cool.
I demand TWO more Brianne Reacting to Lesbian Thirst Trap videos as reconciliation.
I sincerely thought that the asking permission to go to Costco was an asking God thing, like asking for safe travels to Costco. I guess I was extremely wrong.
Also had a friend that I wasn't very close to but when she invited me to her wedding I was like "yeah love to come". I don't know what religion the groom had but to my knowledge she wasn't really religious and she told me "the wedding will be religious bc he's religious". Cool. Her mom said some pretty standard stuff and read a few verses about love. All good.
His mom said all this stuff about submitting to your husband and he had this weird stuff in his vows about loving God. I was so alarmed. I grew up Christian and I had never heard that submitting stuff before. Or at least in a context so different than how they were using it I didn't know it was a thing. Like in my house it was that dad calls on who says prayer before dinner with everyone having an up in arms about who's turn it was 😂
1 And before she ended her sermon, she directed words to her followers, 2 beware the croissant lamps from Temu, for it will attract ants. 3 It is but a croissant covered in resin, and you may take this knowledge with you. 4 And then she vanished to the chorus of Jayden, son of Will, and all was good.
This is the word of our Lady. Thanks be to Brianne.
A(wo)men.
The 2nd post in the video - I was especially impressed with the phrase "there family" as opposed to their family. Maybe she did mean that family over there. They may need a balanced diet to offset the human flesh and blood they take in weekly, but I am not going there. As for the scenery, God gets credit for the beauty but God never takes responsibility for the horror, like the massacre of children. Can you have it both ways? Maybe he is both a bottom and a top. (see what I did there?) "When God and I keep sending each other babies" - that was ice cold. Someone is going to purgatory for that - look it up. You should only make your own bread if you are going to use your own breast milk. The other 1/2 of the submission thing that ALWAYS gets missed is this. The passage says you SUBMIT to EACH other. How is it that this is the part that gets missed all the time. And it is an old testament (Judaism) verse and christians never ask the jews what it means. It means to be of "service" to one another, not subservient. Have a nice day!
Have a paper tomorrow but Brianne comes first, 2am gang
Bro I just got a Croissant Lamp for my Birthday... now I have to check it doesn't have an actual Croissant in it?! (I think it was from Typo so I should be safe but STILL!?! You have instilled the fear of God into me now...
"I do think natural selection is coming back in a more advanced way" absolutely took me out 😂
I do not know where else to spill my heart about this... I am a wedding photographer, and this weekend I photographed a wedding where the bride's grandfather read the sermon. He was an animal... she is "owned" by the groom, she must "obey" his every word, this is the only way to have a happy marriage... he ended the sermon by saying a prayer for trump to win... what is happening to people in central PA, USA????
as an African American woman who knows that the better part of the world cannot physically digest dairy products I have to say that one thing that hit me in adulthood is how utterly assbackwards we are to think that cow milk is better for humans than human milk. No I am not out here drinking breast milk. The enzyme that breaks milk down in infancy is turned off shortly after and therefore no one actually needs it after the fact. The slim group of people who have essentially genetically mutated to still produce this enzyme after infancy is just that, slim. but they hold lots of power so this trash is marketed to us as healthy. Its on our food pyramid even. Tons of people have been actively lobbying to change it for ages but even milk/dairy is big business- shrugs
It says “The one who puts god first in It’s life will leave an amen”(in the coments i guess?) It’s like so cult coded
I fully stand by anyone's decision not to get healthcare, never to get an abortion, to catch covid as much as they want. Stop the health and safety obessession, let people d- live. I was going to say live.
My family is from New Hampshire: state motto (adjusted), 'live free and die'. No wussy helmets for motorbikes there.
armor of god backpack one i would have gone straight to the comments for dark humor people that have no filter
As a Bi Christian
I am most definitely not like that
and I don’t know anyone that is thankfully
You must go to a good church
Never fear, Brianne. I will get back on TikTok again to get your algorithm back on Lesbians by tagging you on the good stuff. 😅😊
The extremely strong shirt game continues! You rock Bri’!
Hello from a queer Christian! ✌🏽
The question is, do they leave room for Jesus at christian raves, and is he sick on the dancefloor
Spanish speaking Dude with Plane and Jesus Fanposters said something like:"Those who put God in 1. Place in their Lives- leave an Amen"( guess he meant a Like )you didn't miss much , it was weird
Do they sell testithings near the liver at special xtian supermarkets? I’ve never seen them at Woolies.
How could you say something so bold yet so true in the first minute of this video
I'm Christian and all of those made me cringe.
Yeah, pretty much. The rainbow was cute though.
I need “sometimes secrets are okay” on a t-shirt
I ignored the olive oil on the ceiling for this video, I'm going to clean it now
Yes theyd throw him in nuthouse for saying he can heal the blind
My self of reverence towards beautiful things in nature… and I immediately thought of women 😍
Mate your phone is going to need an Exorcism after all this.🤘
I finally "found" Jesus...he was behind the couch the whole time!! hahahaha....Just seeing what goes on in any city daily, worries me on how long we'll make it. I really feel confident we'd be a "stronger humanity" if we took the labels off stuff for a couple years......love from the US...Olympia, Washington!!
I'm laughing whilst reading the Bible and it ain't because of the joy of the lord randomly hitting me. It's because if I don't laugh at how much people take this work of fiction literally I will cry. (ps I don't read the Bible however if I ever had to do so I would be laughing.)
I miss who I was before I watched this.🤣
Love Brianne!❤ your videos make me smile after a fuck up day; also remind me that some people should be isolated from society😂
Asking permission when you are growen barf me out!
Are they for real !
well that's early
Thats a 747. lol =P
None of these were "Christian" so much as White American Fundamentalists
And there’s a huge difference.
@@eclecticapoetica Not really. There are cringy fundamentalists everywhere, in all parts of the world.
Truth!
Girls kissing 👀
Next video 😂
04:56 ... At this moment i felt like Bri transmitted her brain through the screen, we all knew what she was thinkin without any words 😏🤣
Lets never go there again sounds good.
It could be worse. Jesus was probably a person of middle-Eastern appearance.
So, difficulty flying into the US...? 🤔😉
Well, knowing him he would just walk away.
I love watching videos with light lesbiains
It's obvious that you know Jesus better than most of these people.
There's no cringe atheist content. You'd be cringe to say that in highschool.
But then again, natural selection was proven by Darwin to happen to bird mouths in 1 year. Something supposed to take millions of years. It's like growing a extra finger in a year instead of taking millions.
You do know Jesus is alive and well and plays for Arsenal?
Jesus, Jesus, DMT, Jesus
“El que pone a dios en primer lugar en su vida dejará un amén”
Those that put god first in their lives will drop an amen (as in leave a comment, I guess)
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So should we just send you a bunch of memes and travel content to help fix your algorithm then?
HUH??????
Jesus commands you to like the video and subscribe to the channel
You forgot Jesus was a JEW.
❤😗
That (most likely) gay woman in the car thing you talked about does sounds stupid.
Sure feminism was awesome when it ment something, nowadays it's just stupid.
Objectively untrue, and people (men) have been saying that about feminism since its inception. You’re parroting the same lines everyone has. Feminism isn’t going anywhere, cope with that.
@@ruckuslike what in the fucking shit are you talking about?!?!
I said it was good.... But nowadays it's too much. "Everything should be equal" sure let's make EVERYTHING equal and we'll see how many women will like that....
bro missed it when he didn't say Giggleations 4:20
Just for you to enjoye a deeply good reflection of all that cr*p, watch the video ''Eden''' By Ren (he is a musician but this is not a song) So phylosoficaly orgasmic 😀
Spanish speaking Dude with Plane and Jesus Fanposters said something like:"Those who put God in 1. Place in their Lives- leave an Amen"( guess he meant a Like )you didn't miss much , it was weird
Spanish speaking Dude with Plane and Jesus Fanposters said something like:"Those who put God in 1. Place in their Lives- leave an Amen"( guess he meant a Like )you didn't miss much , it was weird