Alone in the Dark (1992) - ProJared

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  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I don't mind the ad at the beginning for that app, Jared's human, he's gotta eat and buy fancy blue shirts too ya know!

    • @kasriouiyassir
      @kasriouiyassir 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corsair Carl I dont mind it either but every one is doing it so i know the first part they say out the top of my head😂😂

    • @MegaDeathRay10
      @MegaDeathRay10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corsair Carl I'm still going to tease him about it

    • @humanconvertile
      @humanconvertile 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wouldn't have mind it either, though the fact that it was another one of those "Free to Play" scams is what would bother me.

    • @humanconvertile
      @humanconvertile 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      M LT All those games and micro-transactions are scams. Some are merely less slimy and underhanded than others, but they all rely on gamer addiction and impatience to compel them to put a lot of cash into the game just so they can see the rest of the content by making any "free" route, if there is one, as unappealing, tedious, and impossible as they can.

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only hate ads that you can't skip. Like I don't give a crap about the game so I hated not being able to skip it.
      In general the only ads I sometimes like to watch on TH-cam are movie trailers.
      If I don't know about a game then it's almost guaranteed I will have no interest in it.

  • @discokossan
    @discokossan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    Finally a game title that perfectly explains my sex life

    • @angelofdeath5290
      @angelofdeath5290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that was a good one.

    • @jimmyzeke13
      @jimmyzeke13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Half-Minute Hero?

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that explains me in a blackout

    • @2Dtube1
      @2Dtube1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Look on the bright side.
      At least you last around 3 hours.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Metal Gear Rising :)

  • @neogeothomas8127
    @neogeothomas8127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    "I'M THE ****ING UNIVERSE!!!"
    I started laughing way harder at that then I really should have.

    • @CaptainXJ
      @CaptainXJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ninjinfox22 fucking

    • @savursool3291
      @savursool3291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      shhh! There's children damn it!

    • @GoldenfoxxPrime
      @GoldenfoxxPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think that, at least for me, the humor is derived from trying to imagine a group of game writers sitting around and coming around to decide that that line was the coolest option they had going for them. ...and also probably from the fact that unlike crap like "All your bases are belong to us," I'm not reminded of that line particularly often, so it always seems _freshly_ stupid whenever I hear it.

    • @ywed1748
      @ywed1748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@savursool3291 not to be a smartass but I'm a child and both me and my friend cuss like it's a normal thing

    • @savursool3291
      @savursool3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ywed1748 and it's obvious you're too young to understand sarcasm.

  • @jpkurihara
    @jpkurihara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    His face when he looks at the camera during the ad... You can just feel his pain.

    • @wardingnocturne286
      @wardingnocturne286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what pain? it's a fucking ad

    • @tjiiik
      @tjiiik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      isn't internal pain mandatory in every in-video ad on youtube?

    • @wardingnocturne286
      @wardingnocturne286 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      teejay3000 what

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Warding Nocturne the joke is that people generally don't like ads or doing them. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp

    • @AscendedBeyond
      @AscendedBeyond 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Man's gotta pay the bills
      Feelsbadman

  • @lucahjin
    @lucahjin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    DUDE the 7th Guest was so horrifying to me, but probably because I played it - and this - as a kid. I couldn't finish this one, too much!

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan9939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Do you ever wonder if Edward Carnby's original design was an influence on Nigel Thornberry's appearance?

    • @AzureSymbiote
      @AzureSymbiote 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Samurai MC Blargharararara.

    • @Pastafari4
      @Pastafari4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      James Bevan SMASHING!

  • @DrrrMatt
    @DrrrMatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Coming back to watch old videos to support Projared now that all of the new information has come to light. Hope his channel recovers!

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      flammingheadman drrr I’ve seen the numbers rise.
      Keep the word of mouth spreading everybody.

    • @deletedchannel8796
      @deletedchannel8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was recommended this video. I click it to support Jared too.

    • @JusticeStrings
      @JusticeStrings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Aye. I never watched his stuff, but I figured now would be an appropriate time to give his stuff a look.
      I don't know how many I've watched by now, haha.

    • @platinumfactor
      @platinumfactor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know what you're talking about.

    • @erickochoa7810
      @erickochoa7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait what happened to him?

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    One of the best things about the original Alone in the Dark trilogy is, that it manages a thick and suspenseful horror atmosphere without any gore.
    PS not sure if it's because I've grown up with this game, but your jokes are hilarious in this one. The hiding in the closet was on point.

    • @isaackclarcke96
      @isaackclarcke96 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maybe the first one, but 2 and 3 with gangsters and pirates... 😅

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Your mother was a shoe cobbler." Best. Insult. Ever.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It does fit really well with the 1920’s style.

    • @mask938
      @mask938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doesn't beat "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!", but it's still good.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mask938 Don’t forget to announce that you farted in thine general direction.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      amazing line ever

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The monster: “How appropriate! You fight like a cow!”

  • @jacobharrison2425
    @jacobharrison2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Me and the boys watching old projared videos to support Jared

  • @eswesje
    @eswesje 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Guy makes a really good video about Alone in the Dark, comment section is filled with comments about the ad.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Welcome to humanity by the way

    • @spanner7576
      @spanner7576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rhianne Wijnands what he did next was incredible

    • @bathoryaria4127
      @bathoryaria4127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? Twats.

    • @bosseQR
      @bosseQR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Gary Oak and now its filled with people laughing at comments that aged poorly

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Wow people sure are mad about the completely skippable ad.
    Jared gotta make money dudes. And don't pretend you aren't using adblock for the regular ads anyway.

    • @Chad_Eldridge
      @Chad_Eldridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's almost like fast-forwarding is a thing.

    • @veryloudcat8839
      @veryloudcat8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's a hint gamers: The L key.

  • @Artenuga
    @Artenuga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I like ProJared, he's like the good timeline version of Spoony

    • @Taramushi
      @Taramushi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh my god, that's too accurate

    • @SirDavid290
      @SirDavid290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who is spoony again ?

    • @TheDizzydragon
      @TheDizzydragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i completely forgot about Spoony.
      didnt he quit youtube?

    • @NarcoticDimension
      @NarcoticDimension 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      spoony experiment... did that awesome ffx and ffx-2 series.

    • @MrNegativecreep07
      @MrNegativecreep07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Some of his film reviews were awesome as well, especially The Reb Brown and Highlander ones. But his stuff started to get really bitter and negative. I know he had personal problems, but it wasn't fun seeing that manifest on camera

  • @blimblam7
    @blimblam7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Jared should do final fantasy month. It would be kind of like dndcember. Would be great to hear his thoughts of each of the games and some of the spinoffs

    • @EVO1148
      @EVO1148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      FFFebruary :P

    • @RufusKyura
      @RufusKyura 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That actually sounds like a good idea!

    • @TheHeroOfMobius
      @TheHeroOfMobius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even better: a Final Fantasy XIII month.

    • @kazoozies
      @kazoozies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like PBG's Zelda Month
      I LIKE IT~!

    • @ThelosVerlos
      @ThelosVerlos 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still waiting for a FF XIII review.

  • @TheDemonicHorseman
    @TheDemonicHorseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how he played the Sid Meyer’s Pirates music when talking about the pirate enemy.

  • @jacoblapsley4744
    @jacoblapsley4744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    7/10 not enough Edward saying he's the lightbringer

    • @spiderflame04
      @spiderflame04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      6/10 Not enough being the f***ing universe.

    • @ryanschuler4287
      @ryanschuler4287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      4/10 too much having the stone

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @stinky steve 0/10 no blinking mechanic that's thrown out after one level

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -2/10
      And f*ck you anyway

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      7.8 - Too much dark

  • @ajzeg01
    @ajzeg01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    So Best Fiends Forever is a game where you just tap on things mindlessly? Isn't that the same as Final Fantasy: All The Bravest?

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AH! nice

    • @ShadowUltra
      @ShadowUltra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I don't think ProJared disapproved of the concept, it's more the fact that the game had pretty much forced gambling with real money and it was shallow as hell for a final fantasy game and was basically a cash grab. There are plenty of semi fun clicker games out there and the fact that he ascended in this one means that he actually did play it enough to know what it is. It's still kind of annoying to see that ad though.

    • @Soshiplayz
      @Soshiplayz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sakura clicker is the better clicker where you click the body parts of anime chicks.

    • @Spicypuff
      @Spicypuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it had to do more with the fact that the game took the final fantasy name and used it as a cash grab tactic.

    • @doorstuck706
      @doorstuck706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tenk Kommander Mm mmm

  • @leodonaghey9143
    @leodonaghey9143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    you know you have a good fanbase when you don't get immediately torn to shreds for being sponsored.

    • @thewitchdoctor629
      @thewitchdoctor629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The most interesting part is I have found 10 plus comments hating on people who are hating Jared for the sponsorship and ad but have yet to find a single comment that is hating him for it...

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found 2 compared to 6 that complain about the complainers, so definitely a little lopsided. But at least it makes me happy knowing that people don't mind ProJared selling out a little. The guy's gotta eat.

  • @cursedex
    @cursedex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    What? No score?
    I'd personally give it a "I AM THE F*CKING UNIVERSE!" out of 10.

  • @pastilakompot6912
    @pastilakompot6912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:25 "Is this relevant?... No, it does not."
    *_BRAVO JARED_*

  • @lincolnmaahs18
    @lincolnmaahs18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Me and my friends have started playing D&D and it's really fun!

    • @lincolnmaahs5160
      @lincolnmaahs5160 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      we started playing 2 weeks ago, im going over today in a few hours to play again. Oh, this is my other account for some reason i cant see replys to my comments on my other one so i need to reply using this one.

    • @gao4605
      @gao4605 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lincoln Maahs l

    • @bidoofthedestroyer566
      @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      We started playing because of projared too!

    • @Futilizer
      @Futilizer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Living Skit Same here. Friday before last was our first time. One of the guys I was playing with kept wanting to murder hobos and we hadn't even run into each other yet.

    • @LeMasterofSwords
      @LeMasterofSwords 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bidoof The Destroyer same

  • @otosuchomel5875
    @otosuchomel5875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Skip here. 1:14

  • @timeagenty4560
    @timeagenty4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This version of Alone in the Dark should be given the RE2 treatment.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes!

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No,We dont need it

    • @michaelcassy9592
      @michaelcassy9592 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Asmeenradee why

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelcassy9592 It does, I don't what I was on back then

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was almost given the RE1 treatment. Sadly that was cancelled.

  • @thegreathuntdini6157
    @thegreathuntdini6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Those zombies belong in a Scooby Doo game

  • @OtterWarlock
    @OtterWarlock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    So the best Fiends game is just a game where you tap a bunch. Seems riveting.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's >90% of mobile games in a nutshell when you put it in basic terms

    • @OtterWarlock
      @OtterWarlock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DiamondDead No, I'm all for my favorite TH-camrs making money. And hey, games like that are for SOMEONE out there, just not me.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DiamondDead No one can live without money, unless you're living in the wild with a wolf pack

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DiamondDead And of course he plays other games. Not every game he plays or shows he watches is something he likes. He streams to keep up with the fans during his monthly absence, and videos are a lot harder to make than you realize. It can take up to working 3 hours for a whole week to release just an okay video, and putting in effort means putting in more hours. Yes, there is not benefits of health insurance or fixed incomes, but there's clearly more to making videos than just "gotta find a job I can do" unless you make videos solely for cash. Plus, a simple 8 hour job can take out a lot more time from making videos than you think. Some people don't release for months because of job issues, school, or even working in the military. There's nothing wrong with sponsors so long as you do it in the right way (short 1 minute advertisement), but you're just seeing the bad side of it. I would be pissed if Jared went full sellout, but I don't agree on fully individual, no advertisement system as I never was a man who thought leaning towards one side or the other too much is a good idea.

    • @OtterWarlock
      @OtterWarlock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DiamondDead Please bring your bullshit elsewhere. Thank you.

  • @JessicaJKent
    @JessicaJKent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Can I play Best Fiends Forever in the shower though?

    • @Numb_Knot
      @Numb_Knot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You missed the joke

    • @ubermaster1
      @ubermaster1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Be like me and get a water proof screen

    • @spikeharusame
      @spikeharusame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Are we ever gonna let him live that down?

    • @Numb_Knot
      @Numb_Knot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      spikeharusame No.

    • @yvesisidor3952
      @yvesisidor3952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Numb Knot whats the joke?

  • @adammetcalf6202
    @adammetcalf6202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I appreciate the music in the background. Using one of my all-time favorite game soundtracks, Luigi's Mansion!

  • @Faith-sl1re
    @Faith-sl1re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:28 may be one of my all-time fav ProJared moments right beside flashing the toilet

  • @bidoofthedestroyer566
    @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    but what do you rate the game out of ten?

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I rate this game one creepy moustached redhead out of ten

    • @bidoofthedestroyer566
      @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rick Burman's brother in law PERFECT!

    • @vash11
      @vash11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A High-Rez frog on a road out of ten

    • @xSoupCan
      @xSoupCan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait a second, that ain't Rick Burman.
      What is it with Ricks?

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bidoof The Destroyer I rate this 2spoopy4me out of ten

  • @seandelong3400
    @seandelong3400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Wow I think there are more people bitching about other people bitching about the ad than there are people actually complaining about the ad.

    • @ConanTheLibrarianUHF
      @ConanTheLibrarianUHF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bitching Ad dude!

    • @masterofthelag8414
      @masterofthelag8414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ad-bitchception (bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam)

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that the people bitching about people bitching about the ad did so more recently, and were more popular, due to their welcome meta-commentary on a tired subject. So they're what you're seeing now. There are probably just about as many people who bitched about the ad, but you'd have to load more comments to see them.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean Delong im gonna bitch about this, CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT??

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      scottydu81 I can. You want attention.

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 40

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    No, we don't know your problems, and it's none of our business. Hope you learned your lesson, internet.

    • @Jasonvoorhees57469
      @Jasonvoorhees57469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly the internet never learns its lesson

  • @garlogan2
    @garlogan2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why is everyone getting mad at Jared for "selling out"? Seeing as youtube is becoming more advertiser friendly, I'm happy that my favorite youtubers can still make money and keep their content relatively the same with this option. Also you can just skip it and if your internet is too slow maybe you should sell out so you can make more money and afford to.

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I find it sad that the frog at 2:23 was more scary than anything else in the game.

    • @JoCoBrony
      @JoCoBrony 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Yeah, I wasn't a 90's kid. But I can still imagine how scared I'd be of this game.
      I think Nosferatu is still pretty freaky to this day, though. Something about it is still scary to me.

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that dumb "AAH" face the frog has is super funny and kinda cute actually. Pictures of animals with their mouths wide open are so funny to me for some reason

  • @retrogamelover2012
    @retrogamelover2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You know, I kind of almost feel like this series could've had potential for a revitalization of sorts. Though, unlike the sort of reboot...-ish game for Xbox and Ps3, given the whole concepts of the original and this whole remake scene with games like the recent RE2 remake, there could be a chance for Alone in the Dark to return for modern gaming in the future (assuming some rights-holding nonsense isn't going on).

    • @moulinexm7600
      @moulinexm7600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it was a mistake to leave the original games timeline. I like the idea of Edward being a 1920s detective because it gives the series flavor in comparison to modern survival horrors

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@moulinexm7600 Hell, they could've at least said that the Edward in 2008 was the great-grandson of the original Edward in the first game. Hell, they could've eve nwritten him as some half-assed clone of the original guy. But saying he's the same mustached protagonist from 1924? Come on, man.

    • @hfzrsk
      @hfzrsk ปีที่แล้ว

      Well...

  • @LeoRex13
    @LeoRex13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You are very special. You do you and make the world a more special place...
    Not that you need me to tell you that.

  • @jordanpritchard5226
    @jordanpritchard5226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Did... Did Dino Crisis appear at the bottom of the screen...? 1:46

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup

    • @jordanpritchard5226
      @jordanpritchard5226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That game was awesome.

    • @dominicanstey7309
      @dominicanstey7309 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's essentially Resident Evil with dinosaurs. What's not to love. I never actually played the original but I love the sequel.

    • @marhansgamingchannel4732
      @marhansgamingchannel4732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redshepherd32 sorry, but I don't see it.

  • @lankthedank6931
    @lankthedank6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Kids. Don't read. Play video games!"
    - ProJared

  • @KashKey-
    @KashKey- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Your mother is a shoe cobbler" is the most meaningless insult I've ever heard.
    It's great.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
      Answer meaningless insults with meaningless responses :P

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@klop4228 Your father was a test tube and your mother was a rubber band!

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari2600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Take Notes Atari, This is the Alone of the Dark that we all loved!

  • @koerier718
    @koerier718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    If I was asked to say a bunch of things about a random mobile game and got payed for it. I would do it without a second thought.

    • @brookejoiner9360
      @brookejoiner9360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      We all would, no question.
      People act like they wouldn't but when faced with it, we would all do it.

    • @ShakenBake444
      @ShakenBake444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris Joiner pays the bills

    • @growlanzer
      @growlanzer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Burned Man yeah would definitely promote anything if I got paid for it

    • @aneeshsrinivas892
      @aneeshsrinivas892 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would too,if i could go all avgn about that

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't. I would only accept sponsors for things I actually have an interest/faith in. I don't give a single fuck about mobile games in general because they are absolute garbage

  • @shady4091
    @shady4091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly, I don't give a shit about the ad but I do find it hilarious that advertisers think that this would make me want to play their game, at all and not make me just resent them forever. Shit like this makes me guarantee that I will never, ever play your game.
    So I gotta thank ProJared for that. In actuality, he's looking out for you.

  • @duck16
    @duck16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh no, I had to wait an entire minute to get through an ad that Jared gets money from! I'm going to bitch in the comments to express how mad I am!

  • @demilung
    @demilung 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Jeeeeeeeeesus, people got so butthurt over the ad, it's not even funny.
    I mean, guys, I know that 61 second of your time is priceless, you could've cured canser in that time, espesially when watchign TH-cam videos, and I know that you get shot in the leg every time you skip further in the video, so you can't avoid parts of the video you don't like, and as far as not giving any ad revenue adblock doesn't cut it anymore, so...
    I have a very special method to avoid all ads for the rest of your life! It's a pretty simple life-hack, really, it's called nailblock. You take two nails, put them on the table, so that they line up with your eyes, and then you headbutt that shit! Ta-da! You don't have to gaze at any ad ever agin in your life!

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      exactly

    • @henstar337
      @henstar337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or, there is a thing called skipping to 1:12

    • @ShadeTheBade
      @ShadeTheBade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Demilung in the time you've spent watching TH-cam videos, you could've learned to spell, and use grammar properly!

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well he did provide a 'skip ad' annotation, that's helpful.

    • @JOEMACHIN3030
      @JOEMACHIN3030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hav a canser :c

  • @ElBrandoTV
    @ElBrandoTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If I were a kid I'd probably find this game scary, but then again I was scared when I first saw Dr. Eggman.

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mario 64 Boss music. Terrifying as a child.

    • @329link
      @329link 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a giant fat man who can run at the speed of light and creates giant death robots. I wonder why people were only scared of eggman in sonic spinball!

    • @amosdeguzman9980
      @amosdeguzman9980 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      329link ...Eggman isn't FTL.

    • @lightvendetta748
      @lightvendetta748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maybe not, but he probably was referring to how eggman outran sonic in one of the original sonics.

    • @owltoe0164
      @owltoe0164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ace in the Hole that fucking piano, man.

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Wait, what's your final rating for this game?

    • @ignatz20xx
      @ignatz20xx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I would rate it a rotary phone/10; dated but an essential part of gaming history on how the horror genre got shaped forever. XD

    • @AzureSymbiote
      @AzureSymbiote 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ignatz20xx Thanks.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to mention that despite being dated, it still has pretty cool designs, mechanics, and GRAPHICS!!!

    • @NanaKyoto
      @NanaKyoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew P. Soberon Is it strange that I find an appeal with old graphics?
      I know they are severely dated, but they have a certain charm to them.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To quote JonTron, what makes graphics appealing despite being dated is that it's "a style not bred by choice, but by limitation."

  • @lazyKong64
    @lazyKong64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your ad made me smile. And also reminded me of the fun adverts before watching some of my favorite VHS tapes, back in the day.

  • @ZaronNitro
    @ZaronNitro ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alone in the Dark faithful reimagining announced!!!
    I came back here the moment it got announced!

  • @notdwaddler2013
    @notdwaddler2013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Like 50% of the comments down here keep going on about ads and shit, while I'm left wondering why the final rating isn't in the video. :/

    • @Aviii_
      @Aviii_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good question actually. Maybe it's cause he's reviewing a good game? I'm not too sure myself.

    • @riddypr
      @riddypr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not because he reviewed a good game. He gave Chrono Trigger a final rating.

    • @Aviii_
      @Aviii_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      riddyprower Huh. Guess I was wrong.

  • @lostarinokripparino4605
    @lostarinokripparino4605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thanks for the honest and completely uninfluenced recommendation for a random app Jared... XD

  • @SureyD
    @SureyD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude, this is a great blend of introduction to the game and some jokes. I particularly love that closet closing shot.

  • @BiotchProductions
    @BiotchProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I LOVED this game when I was a kid! I could never beat it, but was able to watch my best friend do it. Great video ProJared!
    If you ever need extra people in your camera crew let me know!

  • @Kit3k
    @Kit3k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everything attributed to this game started in Sweet Home. This game only introduced fixed camera angles and pre-rendered backgrounds. Also, Edward is there for a piano, not the suicide.

  • @tracyblanchard7663
    @tracyblanchard7663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Unless the sponsor pays significantly more to put the ad at the beginning of the video or pays by retention time at the ad, I'd suggest putting it at the end. This results in less bitching about the ad in the comments.

  • @eric4133
    @eric4133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This game is one of the reason I got into PC gaming. The soundtrack and sound effects were amazing back then.

  • @Mikman360
    @Mikman360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was the first video game I ever played.
    Yeah... my parents didn't make the best parental decisions.

  • @TayDays1128
    @TayDays1128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why are so many people complaining about the advertisements?It doesn't take out any time from the video and it's pretty informative.

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm the F@#king universe!"
    "NOT THAT ONE!"

  • @PictureProductStudio
    @PictureProductStudio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Original "Alone in the Dark" is one of my most favorite games ever. It is really atmospheric and charming.

  • @TuxedoCruise
    @TuxedoCruise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    No video game title has more accurately described my love life.

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riki LivingRoom I have cable.

    • @rabbitjack1881
      @rabbitjack1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know this is from a year ago...bbbbuuuutttt awwwwww

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Jared's...

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThierryRocksTV You sure?

    • @StupidNSimplesns
      @StupidNSimplesns 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CybernikTheHedgehog bruh you commented the same thing making fun of jared 🤔

  • @Stonestreamdubs
    @Stonestreamdubs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jared! You forgot to give a final rating!

  • @fieryfortifier3194
    @fieryfortifier3194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    At least its not sponsored by Lootcrate...

    • @TeebTimboe
      @TeebTimboe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      FieryFortifier is rather it be sponsored by lootcrate than some trash mobile game.

    • @fieryfortifier3194
      @fieryfortifier3194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tim Wielgot I'm just saying that because TH-camrs are sponsored by Lootcrate ALL THE DAMN TIME EVERY OTHER VIDEO, and usually they talk about how *great* the Lootcrates are when they're opening them in their 2 minute long paid pandering, when they're usually subjectively filled with worthless *shit* in the eyes of most people. As a result, its more bearable to see a sponsor that's not so over used on the internet...

    • @drosso4956
      @drosso4956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FieryFortifier like audible and best fiends forever

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My latest Lootcrate was filled with Audible ads.

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GameGrumps is often sponsored by Lootcrate, and they make great ads. I don't think you can make that great of an ad about some mobile game, so I would find it sadder if the same ad was about Lootcrate, because there isn't much potential you can out into an ad about a game where you mindlessly tap the screen.

  • @Nijwol707true
    @Nijwol707true 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This comment section is full of 9-year-old kids calling Jared a sellout

    • @minisvamp
      @minisvamp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      some say he needs to eat..
      then in the same comment proceed to say how he shouldn't put in ads like that..

    • @mysterio1967
      @mysterio1967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TakelWolf yeah I don't like to see ads but it keeps him alive

    • @WillToNihilsm
      @WillToNihilsm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He told his fans to play a game that siphons money from you and the entire game is literally tapping the screen. His fans should be able to trust what he says

    • @brandonm2286
      @brandonm2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now it’s full of drama-fueled teenagers calling Jared a clown

    • @millerbrown3051
      @millerbrown3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brandonm2286 We arent wrong 😂

  • @pjlurker420
    @pjlurker420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude this game scared the s**t out of my little sister and I all the way back in 92-93. So scary. I remember having a blast playing this game.

  • @stephenobrien6983
    @stephenobrien6983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    No problem with you advertising Jared but as a subscriber, I would prefer to see you only endorse things you sincerely like & would genuinely suggest to others. Who knows, maybe you really do like that smartphone game....but I doubt it. I hope you get better advertising opportunities in the future, perhaps something you're _really_ passionate about. *Thank* *You* for another great video by the way.

    • @FinaleCadence
      @FinaleCadence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stephen O'Brien I couldn't of said this better!

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stephen O'Brien The problem with that is how sponsorships work. The sponsor contacts the medium, not the other way around. This means that ProJared can't just say "Hey, Squeenix, can you pay me to do a Chrono Trigger ad for you? Yeah? Cool!" That's just not how that works. When selecting an advertisement, you can only get paid for what companies have offered you to advertise. With ProJared's more minor popularity on TH-cam, I have a feeling this was one of the only sponsors available.

    • @Kalgert
      @Kalgert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If such is the case, then that really would be tragic, because it practically just made me lose respect for him that he'd practically advertise something that he probably doesn't enjoy that much.

    • @tartrazine5
      @tartrazine5 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least he wasn't promoting something outright evil like Candid.

    • @Kalgert
      @Kalgert 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      tartrazine5 Could you please elaborate on that?

  • @AngelTerri
    @AngelTerri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Spreading the love in the comments as I watch the video!

  • @pinkiepower1968
    @pinkiepower1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I came to watch this AFTER I watched Jared's playthrough on the other channel - I giggled at several points remembering how much trouble some of the monsters and puzzles gave him!
    Glad you're back, Jared!

  • @Ruronini
    @Ruronini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Such gentleman having to awkwardly jump platforms wearing elegant clothes and bow tie to fight the gatekeeper of hell... I miss the 90's

  • @MikeELtheGamerLPShow
    @MikeELtheGamerLPShow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is it weird that during the one time a content creator is considerate enough to manually add an annotation allowing me to skip the ad, I'm compelled to let the ad run? What is this feeling? Respect? Nah, it couldn't be.

  • @xMaugrex
    @xMaugrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *Shows you don't need to even be looking at the screen to succeed in Best Fiends*
    Looks like a fun game.

  • @geremysorlinigiguere9535
    @geremysorlinigiguere9535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With Adpocalypse I can understand the ad in the vid. Plus it won't kill you to skip it manually if you absolutely must.
    If youtube won't give us ads then we can just make our own.

  • @nathancobabe996
    @nathancobabe996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love ya jared

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    New Alone in the Dark, baby!!

    • @memeguy2488
      @memeguy2488 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And its a remake/reimagining of this game which is happy to hear after the release of "that game from 2008"

  • @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter
    @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:48
    I see this game also inspired ride to hell

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It took me a few minutes to understand this

  • @calmsh0t
    @calmsh0t 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the faces are made out of a handful of tris. GREAT!

  • @babythorgaming2166
    @babythorgaming2166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are a savior with your skip ad annotation! I understand that you need to make money so sponsorships and ads are necessary, but while binge-ing your videos, its nice to get straight to the action. Really appreciate everything you do, keep it up! :D

  • @TheGoldenBolt
    @TheGoldenBolt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Well THAT was a good time to log into TH-cam...

    • @Spiralr
      @Spiralr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HI dude

    • @RP-tatari-
      @RP-tatari- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Golden Bolt I got like 4 notifications at the same time

    • @TaylorXIV
      @TaylorXIV 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Golden Bolt hey it's that guy I subbed too and then never watched any of his vids :P

    • @TheGoldenBolt
      @TheGoldenBolt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rayehn of the Filth Oh, I don't set the little notification bell on channels or anything. I just happened to open up YT at the perfect moment!

  • @kylelangdon6724
    @kylelangdon6724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He didn't give it a rating.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:46 Fear not the man who tries a thousand different kicks, but kicks the same a thousand times.

  • @javodey
    @javodey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:32 that frog is terrifying. Either he's tripping major balls or he's possessed by a goat demon.

  • @BANJOKUZOOIE
    @BANJOKUZOOIE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love your videos! Hope to see more!

  • @MaXF25
    @MaXF25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That adevertisement didn't need to be that long.

    • @blazingwaters7469
      @blazingwaters7469 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a minute long....

    • @esoopthederp7672
      @esoopthederp7672 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      your right the companie should have showered him with money for saying "wow guys these guys are paying me to tell you to play this game gottagobye!"

  • @Derceto00
    @Derceto00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice throwback to a true classic. This game is in my tops of all time.

  • @Robbo-qi2zl
    @Robbo-qi2zl ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember thinking this was the pinnacle of video game graphics/gaming when it came out. Me and my 386 PC with a 3.5 disk drive (which was cutting edge compared to 5.25" disks).

  • @sadlad5258
    @sadlad5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:30 After seeing Jared's Doki Doki Literature Club gameplay, I can safely say that game is on that list now.

  • @kefkapalazzo1092
    @kefkapalazzo1092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    when are you going to review ff6?

    • @danrg26
      @danrg26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      legend of the dragoon

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kefka Palazzo can earthbound be next

    • @kefkapalazzo1092
      @kefkapalazzo1092 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** after 6 yes XD.

    • @soufpokemario
      @soufpokemario 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need more final fantasy videos!

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buttobi fine 6 and 9 maybe 12 at best but their are people who ripped 10,7,8 apart but earthbound is the list or mother 3

  • @Lilhawke
    @Lilhawke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Jared, since you've left screw attack, I'm happy to see you've found your own jam. Cheers man, keep up the great work!

  • @coolkid1597
    @coolkid1597 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this wonderful video, Jared.

  • @CoasterMagicX2
    @CoasterMagicX2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That's why my final rating is a Twilight Zone/10

  • @theinternetpolice4365
    @theinternetpolice4365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I'm the (monitization) universe!"
    "I don't have your stone, and (monitization) you anyway!"

  • @sgtfeign2121
    @sgtfeign2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:07 Literally got out of my seat to check if my phone was ringing. That’s my ringtone.

  • @aaronbozack830
    @aaronbozack830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm loving the comment section right now pretty much nothing but love and support let's get our boy back to over a million subs!

  • @koolkizarka5166
    @koolkizarka5166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hello darkness by old fiend...

    • @damienvandepol
      @damienvandepol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kool Kizarka I've come to talk about free mobile games again

    • @HD_Dabnado
      @HD_Dabnado 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i've come to bring upon you light... BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING LIGHTBRINGER!!!

    • @sergeantjoe
      @sergeantjoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mega Punch I AM THE F**KING UNIVERSE!!!!!

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "i've come to bring upon you light... BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING LIGHTBRINGER!!!"
      OH, GOD NO! NOT THAT ALONE IN THE DARK! At least THAT ONE wasn't Illumination... or the Uwe Boll shitfest for that matter.

  • @zachattack8471
    @zachattack8471 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'm supposed to be playing Best Fiends Forever but this one player keeps kicking my ass...

  • @jjenk911
    @jjenk911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Considering that this game is 26 years old, these computer graphics were pretty advanced. The pre-rendered backgrounds still look pretty good.

  • @MugenLord
    @MugenLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It wasn't just released on the PC it was also on the 3DO because I owned that version. It truly did spawn the survival horror genre and I was in 1st grade around the time this game was released.

  • @jessiehogue.
    @jessiehogue. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's awesome with Jared is that even his adds are fun to watch thanks to his unique sense of humor.

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey, Jared, play the other other sequel! It's called "Alone With a Dork".

  • @Merlangpoo
    @Merlangpoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man... how many time I've watch(listen to) this video. I want to hit 'like button' more than one time.

  • @PandaChan29
    @PandaChan29 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    My ancient computer only had the demo of this game which took place in the attic and even though I was just a kid, it really did scare me a lot too! Looking back, it was a fun atmospheric romp through a Lovecraftian circumstance. Thanks for uploading!