@@doghat1619 Hello. I am not a billionaire, however, I will gladly donate to you millions of dollars (generously) if you were to simply pay me the shipping fee of 2 billion dollars in order to securely ship you your generously donated millions of dollars.
@@awesomegamer-cv4zf No, sorry, friend, I was trying for a joke in reply to the OP! Nothing wrong with your post at all, it's just that several of the scammers wrote "MAssage" instead of "MEssage". Wouldn't want to get any sort of a MASSAGE from my mum....
Dear Sir, as my wife & I are laying here, enduring the misery of COVID-19, we discovered your channel. I don’t believe I have laughed this hard in a very long time! We believe you are a genius & applaud you! Keep up the fantastic work!!
I don’t know why you want to be so cruel to these humble-hearted, completely faithful, trustworthy, honest, God-fearing bank managers, software engineers, bereaved relatives and billionaires. Shame on you.
@@karlwessels5819 i am not a kid,i am an elderly man and i do not make joke’s with you please stop sending me this,i am not joking with you.i am a 100% real and i am not a young boy i am an elderly man.. also I am a Billionaire
For the record, that Spanish email was even more broken than the English in these emails often is - it's constantly changing thoughts mid-sentence with no warning (as well as the usual awkward grammar). My suspicion is it's a Google translated version of the broken English, which I find delightful.
I feel we should start a support group for wealthy terminal widows with no heirs. It's a distressingly common fate, it seems, and it'd be good for them to know they're not alone.
Good thing you said “literally”. I’d hate for anyone to think you were speaking rhetorically. Or ironically. Or hyperbolically. Thanks for making that distinction.
When I become a billionaire, I will spend all of my time writing complete strangers, advising them that I am a billionaire. It seems like the right thing to do.
Be rest assured that the more scammers you add the angrier they all become. Over time this list will turn into a raging hell of threats and deceit. They'll course each other for generations. I'd love to see at least 3 sequels.
The fact that you've caused some of these scammers to close their mailboxes just to avoid you is really amazing. It means they have to go through the trouble of making a new account, and that all conversations with the old account cannot continue. Please keep going with this, it seems incredibly effective.
@Business Snowman Quoted because you seem to have overread it: "(...). It means they have to go through the trouble of making a new account, and that all conversations with the old account cannot continue. (...)"
It isn’t effective but it is a mild inconvenience for them. I get the impression he’s more about educating people about scammers with entertainment then he is about completely stopping them. Edu-tainment
Blood cancel is no laughing matter! Thousands if not millions of widows, bankers, and other miscellaneous individuals in control of large sums of money suffer from this debilitating...condition?
I feel like if I became a billionaire, I would send scam-like emails to random strangers and if anyone actually complied, actually send them money. Then again, that sounds like a terrible idea because then that kinda thing might go viral and I'd give scammers an opportunity to actually be more successful. Maybe I'll just stick to just randomly emailing people "I'm a billionaire" and never elaborate.
Ugh. I can already foresee some chump pretending to get sent real money by replying to scam emails for views, then gullible people actually willingly engaging with scammers to try to get in on the trend too.
"The kind of information that.. *Brain clicks and responds with Mr. Shrimp at same time* "you never want to give out to a stranger on the internet." I feel repeating this simple phrase in every video solidifys the idea for people who may forget about it or be easily enticed. Great work as always.
_"You're part of something much much bigger now, Mr. Michael."_ And that is how ScammersAnonymous was born. _"Road traffic fatalities are a cruel necessity of the modern world, so I suppose we should do everything in our power to promote them."_ Funniest use of Insane Troll Logic I've ever seen.
How in heavens name do you get so many scammer emails? Chain lettering scammers, it's such a brilliant idea! Love the video, and keep up the great work of distracting these scammers so that they have less time to cheat other people.
His account is very old, and many of the sites he's signed up to have gotten hacked. He also said that many of his contacts fall for the "email this to X number people or else" trick. I don't remember which one, but he said so in one of his Q&As
In one of his FAQ questions he explains that once you reply to 1 scammer you get marked as an easy target on the scam lists of emails so once you start replying you will just get more spam emails.
Simply having an email address is already enough to get scam mails. Especially when your email isn't something weird sounding but simply made of your name. My first mail address that I used 20 years ago had my name and after not checking my mails for a couple of weeks once my computer actually had trouble opening Outlook because of the flood of new unwanted mails it needed to load. After that I got a weird nickname as my new mail address and the spam became rarer.
I (insert name and bank details here) decided to announce that we can neutralize or negate the force or effect of blood cancel and all we need to do this is two HD 212 GIG blank bank hard disks and a gift card of your choosing. Regards doG
“Blood cancelling” is actually a high level Melee tech where you actually stop the heart of your opponent after hitting the left side of their shield with a frame perfect back air, directly after a ledgegrab. (Within the 37 invulnerable frames)
"Im afraid your the one who has brought this on your self." Its like getting whisked away by some distant and incomprehensible creature from beyond the stars... Mange Tout, Keeper of _The List_
Have you ever thought to inform these scammers that getting such a large amount of money at once is actually detrimental most of the time to the recipient and most people go bankrupt a few short years after getting such a substantial fund, I think they should be educated on this phenomenon .
I've not yet received my $2.5 million ATM card parcel, but I can't comprehend how people go bankrupt when they get large sums of money like that. What are they spending their money on? Get a house, get a car, a few nice things if you so desire. I probably just don't know enough about this phenomenon, but it's mind-boggling.
Nope. Bad idea. Never educate scammers- if they learn some bits of common sense here and there, the scams will evolve and become more believable and they’ll be able to scam more people.
@@cwheels01 there’s an amazing Reddit thread about what to do with your money if you ever win the lottery. Some great/horrifying stories of people who get out of control with their spending, or end up having it taken away from them.
@Zoe Wells I think you’re on to something here. What is being unceremoniously introduced to the bloodstream starts as a single, viral, degenerate organism with the sole intent on ruthlessly attacking the network of cells that sustains a healthy, functioning immune system. With all of its intent to weaken and, inevitably, destroy, it can only do so much by itself, so it sits dormant as long as necessary, slowly manipulating and overpowering a few healthy cells at a time, so its numbers multiplying at an alarming rate until the few remaining healthy, well balanced blood cells are unable to fight back. Funny how people in numbers can, at times, resemble the most virulent diseases.
I find it incredibly fascinating when scammers are like "We think someone is trying to scam you out of some money, we are here to help you!" Your list makes this so much better. Especially with those scammers I mentioned. Like a little, self contained, self aware eco system of scam.
An idea: when you receive a scam e-mail that offers you to share the money that the scammer found, take the scam as far as possible, as slowly as possible. Then, during the payment, tell the scammers that you were going to scam them by keeping all the money, but seeing how wrong this was, you decided to give up the transaction.
Ah, your frequent uploads during the virus never disappoint. Whether you're trying new foods/goods or trying to turn scammers lives around in a positive direction, you always keep my entertained. Keep up the good work my man.
Just now realizing that in the request for personal details (the kind that you should never share with a stranger on the internet) at 5:21, the scammer had already filled out the "sex" line with "men".
🤣, and don’t forget that they are sisters to! The parents must have a very low IQ that they cannot come up with better names for their own children! Lol
After that "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." We need a video where you just respond to scammers in Star Wars quotes, or maybe even popular movie quotes lol
Pretty amazing how the scam about the bank hard disks seemed 100x more believable than any of the other ones just because it had proper english/grammar and an outrageous backstory (compared to other scams of course).
I'd actually say they sell the gift cards for less than face value. They don't care, it's free money. I remember years ago buying iTunes cards from a site...they were half price. Very clearly they were from some dodgy deal.
I am going to guess by the regular bank lobby hours of 9:00am and 3:00pm, that would be 12 days on average. But being Grand Cayman, it could much longer because of "Island Time." I just feel bad for the schlump waiting in Oakland International Airport with all that money he can't spend. Maybe Atomic Shrimp can make a movie about that?
I watched this video a couple of times, and every time this happens it catches me off guard, takes me 3 seconds to process, and then I burst out laughing out loud.
After re-watching most of your scam baiting videos again I must say this one's on another level of awesome. So much of the awesome builds on things you've done before, and it's a truly beautiful thing. Thank you so much for what you do! 😅🍍
I kind of wish there was like a gmail plugin, that when you received spam emails would forward those spam emails to everyone in your spam email folder, and watch the spammer email boxes explode
Every new scammer is subjected to the opening sequence of Skyrim, but the catch is the viewer is the Imperial waiting for hours to figure out who the hell this person who isn't on the list is. Then they get added to the list and that's where the Elder Scrolls part ends.
00:09 "undeserved riches" You deserve a fortune for the way you make these videos so entertaining! I really wish this series will blow up because it's amazing!
I must say, you have perfected the art of scambaiting. Please reply so that we can send you the funds after you pay the small fee of $500. Much warm, John Warm
If I ever become a billionaire, the first thing I'm going to do is start opening my emails with "Hello, I'm a billionaire."
th-cam.com/video/xsYoeoEE3ww/w-d-xo.html
If that ever happens, can I be the first person you email to generously donate millions of dollars?
@@doghat1619 Hello. I am not a billionaire, however, I will gladly donate to you millions of dollars (generously) if you were to simply pay me the shipping fee of 2 billion dollars in order to securely ship you your generously donated millions of dollars.
Even if you aren't a billionaire why not just start by saying how rich you are anyways ... ie. "Hello, I'm a hundredaire"
@@ChengTeoh Hello, I'm a oneaire.
Getting 20 scammers all on one Zoom call would be the ultimate accomplishment
*AVENGERS: ENDGAME*
YES WE NEED THIS
Gosh !!! It would have been worth a watch
Agreed, but i think getting them so tilted that some of them actually deactivate their accounts is a nice consolation prize.
Avengers end game is the best cross over
Atomic shrimp:
“The war is never over, Elizabeth”
*You had me dying there on that one 😂*
Rest in peace
Or be rest assured
@@kovesveta4238 OK
My mum messaged me earlier to see what I wanted for tea..
I replied, sausage and mash, and added her to the list.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THAT MASSAGE
@@awesomegamer-cv4zf No, sorry, friend, I was trying for a joke in reply to the OP! Nothing wrong with your post at all, it's just that several of the scammers wrote "MAssage" instead of "MEssage". Wouldn't want to get any sort of a MASSAGE from my mum....
She replied PLZ STUP SONDING MAH THIS SCAM EMILS!
SPIRITS CURSES SHALL UPON YOU!!! *BAD* BYE
Why...? Why...? Did you add her to your list?... :)
I can't believe cancel culture has gotten to blood, too.
What a sad state of affairs.
Be rest assured mr barristed john warosa will fix this.
@@Fede_uyz amen
be rest assured i sue the an blood cancel as a divine citsen of the united state for bridge of contract,
@@richardlooch2109 forgot the Ok
Yeah ;-;
Dear Sir, as my wife & I are laying here, enduring the misery of COVID-19, we discovered your channel. I don’t believe I have laughed this hard in a very long time! We believe you are a genius & applaud you! Keep up the fantastic work!!
You're on the list
Why is this written like a scammer? XD
@@johnnyarm3181 lol
You are a wonderful person, please never change your profile pic.
You guys got lucky your blood wasn't canceled.
I don’t know why you want to be so cruel to these humble-hearted, completely faithful, trustworthy, honest, God-fearing bank managers, software engineers, bereaved relatives and billionaires. Shame on you.
It's shocking. We should cancel his blood
@@whyamidoingthis5236 There ya go, great idea
Did you guys know that poop is just shit
@Kaiser Jerry Be rest assured, the information does not matter, kindly send me your details
@@karlwessels5819 i am not a kid,i am an elderly man and i do not make joke’s with you please stop sending me this,i am not joking with you.i am a 100% real and i am not a young boy i am an elderly man.. also I am a Billionaire
The list will only be complete when Mr Barrister John Warosa shows up.
And Sgt Dave Alejandro
There is no such soul called John Warosa. It's Barosa. But he doesn't exist either.
Please do not talk to me anymore about the soul named Mr Barrister John Warosa
There's only Barrister Mohammed Hassan
dzl999 Do you permission to use his name? That sort of thing would get me fired in my job
Ah yes, "blood cancel." "Hemus deletus."
lolol. Very droll; love it.
Destroys all of your red blood cells! (also known as hemotoxicity)
@Snowflake The Cat Twitter got to them
I'm dead!!! LOL
@@rebeccahermosillo6 oh no don't die
For the record, that Spanish email was even more broken than the English in these emails often is - it's constantly changing thoughts mid-sentence with no warning (as well as the usual awkward grammar). My suspicion is it's a Google translated version of the broken English, which I find delightful.
That's true, it was like the worst text I have ever read.
There's a Spanish email?
@@wannabehistorian371 - Yes, it's shown on screen at 16:28.
Its how a gringo whos learning speaks Spanish. I know I'm a gringo whos learning to speak Spanish
@@JS-tm1gq ¿Que?
I feel we should start a support group for wealthy terminal widows with no heirs. It's a distressingly common fate, it seems, and it'd be good for them to know they're not alone.
I agree fellow F2P
Ye
Agreed, and also make a special group for the 2003 widows, since it was such a tragic year for rich guys on travelling planes.
"He offered me only one congratulation and one regard." I got a really good belly laugh from that, thank you so much Mr Mike.
That’s awesome, “are you deaf?” In a written email 😹😹😹 these people make your job so easy
+
"I am, actually, and I'm very self-conscious about it."
Lol I once got an email saying that he was going to die because he had cancer and that he was deaf in his right eye.
@@thecarrot2456 smhmh why would you joke about this, this is... *HIGHLY OFFENSIVE*
@@thecarrot2456 *sigh intensifies*
“I’m a billionaire”
-A billionaire probably.
"I didn't know you're a billionaire, you should mention it occasionally"
WE NEED A SEQUEL
@@thany3 th-cam.com/video/zgvH1DhIQOw/w-d-xo.html
I mean, when your billionaire friends get sick of hearing about it random emails seems the next best way to go.
@Vanessa Johnson ok
I literally died from holding my laughter at the part where the ‘Sophie’, ‘Sophier’ and ‘Sophiest’ family was introduced.
I highly doubt that.
@@leisti show some respect for the literally deceased
@@river_brook actually “the diseased” according to some scammers
Good thing you said “literally”. I’d hate for anyone to think you were speaking rhetorically. Or ironically. Or hyperbolically. Thanks for making that distinction.
How's the afterlife?
When I become a billionaire, I will spend all of my time writing complete strangers, advising them that I am a billionaire. It seems like the right thing to do.
It seems only fair and you know it makes sense.
If you don't, there's no point in being a billionaire.
"He's so rich; he's going on tour to let everybody know"
@@thisisntausername5724 never expected to see a bill wurtz reference, especially here of all places
@@marco8614 Bill Wurtz appears when we least expect it. In fact, we could make a rel-
"I'm a billionaire"
That's a very secret identity you got there, Batman.
Lol 😂
You made me giggle with the line "$200,000 dollars , I don't get out of bed for that sort of a scam". You are a lovely person
Be rest assured that the more scammers you add the angrier they all become. Over time this list will turn into a raging hell of threats and deceit. They'll course each other for generations. I'd love to see at least 3 sequels.
It is in the kindest regard that I appreciation with this comments.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOT THAT I DIE AND NOT WANTING FUNDS TO ACCONT? PLS RESPOND OR DEARTH COME TO YOU AND NO MONEYS.
On behalf of the soul called John Warosa, I completely support this 100% free risk idea.
On behalf of the soul called John Warosa, I completely support this 100% free risk idea.
Now I know why you are my favourite vegetable
I hate it when your blood gets cancelled. Rather inconvenient really
A D D I T T O T H E L I S T
ugh cancel culture these days🙄
actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Fatima Alerou I know that reference.
@@fatimaalerou5247 I get it
"Blood Cancel" sounds like an anime special attack
You fight Katara and she cancels her blood
Nothing like the mf *power of friendship* you can't beat that.
It could be used to heal a wounded Pokemon ally or to destroy the Pokemon villain you are fighting. :)
@@Cooldudewhotellsamazingjokes its like the leech attack, but it heals your ally
No sounds like an advanced technique in a character action game
The fact that you've caused some of these scammers to close their mailboxes just to avoid you is really amazing. It means they have to go through the trouble of making a new account, and that all conversations with the old account cannot continue. Please keep going with this, it seems incredibly effective.
@Business Snowman Quoted because you seem to have overread it: "(...). It means they have to go through the trouble of making a new account, and that all conversations with the old account cannot continue. (...)"
@Godot But hey...at least it's entertaining ^^
It isn’t effective but it is a mild inconvenience for them. I get the impression he’s more about educating people about scammers with entertainment then he is about completely stopping them. Edu-tainment
@Godot ^ Jim Browning is dope AF
Couldn't they just block his e-mail though?
"Say the line, Shrimp!"
"The sort of personal details you should never share with anyone on the internet."
"YEAHHH!"
"The oldest anarchy server in minecraft" V2
Grow up, will ya
@@CaptainPupu thank you, Mr. “Captain Poop”
@@yesno8273 ladies and gentlemen, we gottem
Stop. He's already dead!
The "I tried to listen to your email but all i could hear was the fan in my computer" is the best thing i've ever heard
My professor emailed me asking why I had skipped class for the 3rd time this week
So I added him to the list
O_O
Amazing.
@@Meeeeeeeeeeeeee да
Wut list
You show em Chris.
I need more Blood Hospital Doctors. It's so thrilling
They’re so professional, yet so comedic.
Thanks to blood hospital doctors, we discovered blood cancel
They employ Ronald Weasley.
Sadly, I believe the network has cancelled this programme.
I’d gladly watch an entire video of that stuff
You're on the list, and you're staying on the list. Absolute gold.
You saying "The war is never over, Elizabeth," frightened me a little
Only the dead have seen the end of war, Elizabeth.
The war didnt end, you did, Elizabeth
War, never changes...
Unfortunately the war against scammers is indeed never over unless they somehow all end up in jail where they belong.
@@markymark443 *or until we abandon the need for money and the easy immoral ways to get money*
As an actual “blood hospital doctor”, I can’t tell you how much that put a smile on my face 😂
Blood cancel is no laughing matter! Thousands if not millions of widows, bankers, and other miscellaneous individuals in control of large sums of money suffer from this debilitating...condition?
Blood cancel is a serious issue.
Have u found a cure for
*Blood cancel* ?
@@littlefox_100 yes we have, all you need to do to get it is to give me all your personal information and 3,000 dollars.
candle memblood
The "telling scammers ok" video made every single ok that came after it so much funnier. This channel is a gem
OK
For a small fee, I can stop these scammers from scamming you.
Why?
Also: No
But mostly: Why?
I'd prefer to stop these scammers from scamming me by simply using my brain. Not only is it cheaper than your fee, it is in fact free.
@@markymark443 Do you hear that?
@@markymark443 yea use your brain M good idea, that Linda Stone looks suspect to me
OK.
*Another one hits The List*
Finally, the return of “Be Rest Assured” 🙏
I want the return of 'Have a nice moment"
Lolllllll
be rest assured, it will arise again to quell all non believers
Be guided accordingly
My favorite is, “Never you contact me again”
"You are part of something much, much bigger now Mr. Michael." Is the greatest reply to any email I have ever seen.
"You're part of something much, much bigger now Mr. Michael."
Ezrabine Gaming i didn’t expect to find you here
@@jirtini oh hi lol
There’s a story behind this comment thread
@@rainer8137 why am i so interested lol
@Vanessa Johnson Let me guess, you want to share it with us, but we need to first purchase an iTunes gift card for you?
I texted my friend today, talked a bit
Then i added him on The List
"The List" sounds epic
@@madnesspurple8454 Sounds like the next big psychological horror movie
😂
I have added you all to the other list and if you want to be removed send me nothing and the other list will be cancelled forthwith.
Sounds like a new reality show.
I think it's quite entertaining when you read the emails exactly as they are sent, including misspelled words and awkward pauses
ikr
It’s pretty impressive how often he manages to do that, considering our brains want to autocorrect them as we’re reading.
I love that you take some random typo and make a whole skit about blood cancel or playing Prang or something.
ok .
OK
OK
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. That means no."
Brilliant.
He must have watched monty python cheeseshop. Either that, or it is just how british humor functions.
@@chomo54andbabyaisha97 It's a quote from Pirates of the Caribbean.
scammers: send u nonsense
you: sending nonsense back
scammers: STOP SENDING ME THIS NONSENSE
Imagine scamming people for a living then coming down with the horrible sickness known as "blood cancel"
Serves them right
Hey, blood cancel is a very serious problem among the billionaires!
@@Mark_Master1 nobody deserves blood cancel. I think it is the source of all evil, including scams!
Has cancel culture gone too far?
“Welcome to the list” is as ominous as “let’s play a game” 😂
Atomic Jigsaw
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@nobleradical2158 *UNLIMITED POWER*
Sounds more like a meme than an ominous greeting. Just my unbiased opinion. :)
I feel like if I became a billionaire, I would send scam-like emails to random strangers and if anyone actually complied, actually send them money.
Then again, that sounds like a terrible idea because then that kinda thing might go viral and I'd give scammers an opportunity to actually be more successful. Maybe I'll just stick to just randomly emailing people "I'm a billionaire" and never elaborate.
Ugh. I can already foresee some chump pretending to get sent real money by replying to scam emails for views, then gullible people actually willingly engaging with scammers to try to get in on the trend too.
@@Moocow2003 yup that's exactly how it would go down 😭
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" 🤣🤣🤣
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
"No boomers are cool"
Me:
What is the reference
"The kind of information that..
*Brain clicks and responds with Mr. Shrimp at same time*
"you never want to give out to a stranger on the internet."
I feel repeating this simple phrase in every video solidifys the idea for people who may forget about it or be easily enticed. Great work as always.
It's like a teacher making you repeat what they've taught you to make sure it sticks. Haha.
Yeah agreed
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More useful gag than "clack clack" /Max Miller
_"You're part of something much much bigger now, Mr. Michael."_
And that is how ScammersAnonymous was born.
_"Road traffic fatalities are a cruel necessity of the modern world, so I suppose we should do everything in our power to promote them."_
Funniest use of Insane Troll Logic I've ever seen.
23:56 "nobody is totally unaware of this plan"
so...everyone is at least a little bit aware of it then? Not much of a secret then is it?
Ignorance of the plan is no excuse.
How in heavens name do you get so many scammer emails? Chain lettering scammers, it's such a brilliant idea! Love the video, and keep up the great work of distracting these scammers so that they have less time to cheat other people.
you must be new to the internet. If you simply exist long enough, they'll pile up in your spamfolder like magic.
Also when you respond to one scam email they add you to their list which they then sell.
His account is very old, and many of the sites he's signed up to have gotten hacked. He also said that many of his contacts fall for the "email this to X number people or else" trick. I don't remember which one, but he said so in one of his Q&As
In one of his FAQ questions he explains that once you reply to 1 scammer you get marked as an easy target on the scam lists of emails so once you start replying you will just get more spam emails.
Simply having an email address is already enough to get scam mails. Especially when your email isn't something weird sounding but simply made of your name. My first mail address that I used 20 years ago had my name and after not checking my mails for a couple of weeks once my computer actually had trouble opening Outlook because of the flood of new unwanted mails it needed to load. After that I got a weird nickname as my new mail address and the spam became rarer.
I regret to inform everyone reading this that I have recently had my blood cancelled so I understand what that kind person was going through.
cancel culture strikes again
I absolutely lost my mind laughing at "blood cancel"
Doctor: "your blood has been cancelled"
I (insert name and bank details here) decided to announce that we can neutralize or negate the force or effect of blood cancel and all we need to do this is two HD 212 GIG blank bank hard disks and a gift card of your choosing.
Regards doG
Is it somehow related to cancel culture? I really thought that meant social culture, but maybe it is a growth instead?
Well to be fair, canc*ER* DOES have a habit of "cancelling" you...or as those of us in the know call it, a "sudden terminal existence failure"...
#BloodIsOverParty
“Blood cancelling” is actually a high level Melee tech where you actually stop the heart of your opponent after hitting the left side of their shield with a frame perfect back air, directly after a ledgegrab. (Within the 37 invulnerable frames)
Oh? That's...interesting
A neccessary sacrifice for modern life
Such a memorable Melee moment when Hbox stopped Armada’s heart with a blood cancel mid Evo grand final
Wait, really?
Blood canceled knee kills at 0%
"Im afraid your the one who has brought this on your self."
Its like getting whisked away by some distant and incomprehensible creature from beyond the stars... Mange Tout, Keeper of _The List_
Have you ever thought to inform these scammers that getting such a large amount of money at once is actually detrimental most of the time to the recipient and most people go bankrupt a few short years after getting such a substantial fund, I think they should be educated on this phenomenon .
Moe L Nope, because large sums of money get bites from people.
@@drtibbs693 And telling them they could be bankrupt educates scammers. Just like everything else as far as the authorities are concerned, really.
I've not yet received my $2.5 million ATM card parcel, but I can't comprehend how people go bankrupt when they get large sums of money like that.
What are they spending their money on? Get a house, get a car, a few nice things if you so desire.
I probably just don't know enough about this phenomenon, but it's mind-boggling.
Nope. Bad idea. Never educate scammers- if they learn some bits of common sense here and there, the scams will evolve and become more believable and they’ll be able to scam more people.
@@cwheels01 there’s an amazing Reddit thread about what to do with your money if you ever win the lottery. Some great/horrifying stories of people who get out of control with their spending, or end up having it taken away from them.
I’d imagine “Blood Cancel” would cancel your blood, meaning your body cannot re-generate blood cells.
So yes, very serious stuff.
Serious indeed. Up there with Bone Cancel and Lung Cancel.
Sounds like a magical spell. I cast Blooood CANCEL.
elefannes Lol
Darn cancel culture...
@Zoe Wells I think you’re on to something here. What is being unceremoniously introduced to the bloodstream starts as a single, viral, degenerate organism with the sole intent on ruthlessly attacking the network of cells that sustains a healthy, functioning immune system. With all of its intent to weaken and, inevitably, destroy, it can only do so much by itself, so it sits dormant as long as necessary, slowly manipulating and overpowering a few healthy cells at a time, so its numbers multiplying at an alarming rate until the few remaining healthy, well balanced blood cells are unable to fight back.
Funny how people in numbers can, at times, resemble the most virulent diseases.
"You are part of something much much bigger now!" Understatement of the decade 😆😂🤣
I find it incredibly fascinating when scammers are like "We think someone is trying to scam you out of some money, we are here to help you!"
Your list makes this so much better. Especially with those scammers I mentioned. Like a little, self contained, self aware eco system of scam.
An eco-syscam?
An idea: when you receive a scam e-mail that offers you to share the money that the scammer found, take the scam as far as possible, as slowly as possible. Then, during the payment, tell the scammers that you were going to scam them by keeping all the money, but seeing how wrong this was, you decided to give up the transaction.
That is uno reverse card ultimate
boy do I have a channel for you - Kitboga
"The war is never over Elizabeth" That one line had me howling! Cheers for these please keep it up.
"He offered me 1 congratulation and 1 regard. So I put him straight on the list." Almost made me laugh my snack up. Excellent job. 😂😂
Ah, your frequent uploads during the virus never disappoint. Whether you're trying new foods/goods or trying to turn scammers lives around in a positive direction, you always keep my entertained. Keep up the good work my man.
Yep
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Just now realizing that in the request for personal details (the kind that you should never share with a stranger on the internet) at 5:21, the scammer had already filled out the "sex" line with "men".
He’s just bad at being omnipotent.
I always like the videos where different scammers interact with eachother.
NEW SCAMBAITING VIDEO, LET'S GET THIS BREAD
Wasn't expecting my favourite Top-Lock analyst in this comment section
Who is she
more like let's stop them from getting this bread
@@serbianspaceforce6873 let's keep our bread
i had no idea you watched him!!
These are the best ones-having a whole bunch of scammers on the same chain.
Sophie, Sophier and Sophiest 🤣🤣. That was hilarious!
🤣, and don’t forget that they are sisters to!
The parents must have a very low IQ that they cannot come up with better names for their own children! Lol
@Tay-K47 I had to pause the video for a 3 minute belly laugh when I saw it. Sooooo funny.
🤣🤣 🤣🤣. That was so hilarious! I burst out laughing!
That one got me! As well as Diplomatic Young Martins
The most Sophie that one can get - the Sophiest person.
You have a real gift for story-telling. Witty story-telling, with an ability to simplify complications and numerous threads to keep the fun rolling.
I love that you’re effectively making money off these scammers with the free content they generate lol
It's like you're a collector of all the possible advance fee scammers in the world! A bit like a scammer's Pokemon- Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokémon, but everything is a Dark type.
After that "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." We need a video where you just respond to scammers in Star Wars quotes, or maybe even popular movie quotes lol
swinub
#futurescambatingideas
Yas
@@littlefox_100 Jada?
@@RandomAllen no
Pretty amazing how the scam about the bank hard disks seemed 100x more believable than any of the other ones just because it had proper english/grammar and an outrageous backstory (compared to other scams of course).
Actually, I can totally see you joining a course for pottery or rug making...I think I'd even watch that video.
I'd actually say they sell the gift cards for less than face value. They don't care, it's free money. I remember years ago buying iTunes cards from a site...they were half price. Very clearly they were from some dodgy deal.
@Verena Jeremy damn that's sick. Sadly that doesn't compare to the 250,000 I got from FreeTrumpnudes. ca
@@yeahok6240 nice
“I hope that was fun” Yes, sidesplitting really. Deepest regards with a warm heart ❤️
Inflation really is out of control if $17.50 becomes $17,500,000 over the course of one email.
I know it's troubling...
@@tatertatertatertatertater I saw you before...
wouldnt that be deflation?
@@Spineblorg Don't worry, we'll meet one last time, before the end.
They must live in Venezuela
Error 404: Blood not found.
Shouldn't that be Error 419?
On this episode of 'remarkable quotes':
"¿Que?" - Atomic Shrimp, 2020
What does "72 banking hours" translate to in regular human hours? Is there a conversation chart or algorithm somewhere?
It translates to 2,078 hard working money days
It means business days, they're just stupid
@@hannahmashburn7101 😆😆😆
@@hannahmashburn7101 whoooooosh
I am going to guess by the regular bank lobby hours of 9:00am and 3:00pm, that would be 12 days on average. But being Grand Cayman, it could much longer because of "Island Time." I just feel bad for the schlump waiting in Oakland International Airport with all that money he can't spend. Maybe Atomic Shrimp can make a movie about that?
You sir are the hero that we all need, but don’t deserve. And you’re also having waaaaaay too much fun. Keep it going, I love those
I lost it at the: "If you strike me down" reference! Haha!
"parent directory I understand..." just killed me
Same I haven't laughed that hard in a while
I watched this video a couple of times, and every time this happens it catches me off guard, takes me 3 seconds to process, and then I burst out laughing out loud.
15:50 "This money is cursed, I'm sure of it" 🤣
😂
15:05
"Correlation equals causation"
Ah yes, of course
This is classic post hoc, ergo proctor hoc.
I've never seen a person become a billionaire this fast before.
"Added to the list" is now my favorite meme
G E T O N T H E L I S T.
Welcome to the list
You are getting sent to the list
"You're part of something much, much bigger now, Mr. Michael."
After re-watching most of your scam baiting videos again I must say this one's on another level of awesome. So much of the awesome builds on things you've done before, and it's a truly beautiful thing. Thank you so much for what you do! 😅🍍
Also, I did enjoy the pre-populated field “Sex: men” in Stefano’s steal-your-personal-details template.
The dedication to the blood cancel joke had my tearing 😂
He's hilarious! 😂
me: i wanna be rich.
blood cancel: *no you don't*
me: no i don't.
never thought i'd see the return of HerryMike Riddering, that one really cracked me up
It makes me happy that people recognise characters from the universe
I always crack up whenever "Be rest assured" comes up
Be rest assured
Be guided accordingly
I will explain each and every thing
@@_Dark222Angel_ each and everything lol
no bro. Every Thing.
I kind of wish there was like a gmail plugin, that when you received spam emails would forward those spam emails to everyone in your spam email folder, and watch the spammer email boxes explode
"You're on the list. You're staying on the list."
"if we took the bones out, it wouldnt be crunchy would it?"
Every new scammer is subjected to the opening sequence of Skyrim, but the catch is the viewer is the Imperial waiting for hours to figure out who the hell this person who isn't on the list is.
Then they get added to the list and that's where the Elder Scrolls part ends.
It sounds like a death threat
"Now the war is over"
Damn, if only the aformentioned country knew.
31:40 This is gold!
"MUST BE STRIKE WITH UNTIMELY DEATH BEFORE YOU STOP SENDING THIS NONSENSE TO ME ?"
One of my favourite opening lines: "Greetings,
It would be great if you work with me on this arrangement for you will
not regret it at all."
I’m in!
How to approach women:
"Hi, it will be great if you go on a date with me, be rest assured it is 100% legitimate and you will not regret it all."
"the war is never over, Elizabeth"
I love this method! It's so efficient! Keeping a ton of scammers confused with the same effort as one scammer would take.
7:21 That has to be the best bit you've done. I don't think it's possible to top that. That was so amazing. Humanity has officially peaked.
My favorite ones in order:
EMERGENCY! BLOOD HOSPITAL DOCTORS
Cote D,ivorce
2792,0000 profile from all the continent of the world.
Lol!!
You are such a delightful person, I'm very happy to be here!
00:09 "undeserved riches"
You deserve a fortune for the way you make these videos so entertaining! I really wish this series will blow up because it's amazing!
I must say, you have perfected the art of scambaiting. Please reply so that we can send you the funds after you pay the small fee of $500.
Much warm,
John Warm
You sound like a scammer!
-Dr Warosa
@@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights or are you Dr. Barosa?
Added to the list
@@neooblisk0084 Dr Barossa Warosa