Okay but "When you become a human being, you will rise up from the dead and live to find the day when everyone else will die" is actually a super sick quote
What if scammers then feed an AI with their scams ? Will the two cancel out and we'll be back to start ? Edit : thinking about it, it'd be funny to see 2 AIs arguing with nonsense conversations
"For example, if you want to make your cat look good, create a nice and comfortable cat hat and draw a circle on it and put on your cat. A nice and comfortable cat hat helps your cat feel happy and at home" Wise words
@@Aguila1138 How could it? It has no monetary value and is both entertaining and a healing process vetted by the good Dr. Chiu himself, bless his soul if there's even such a thing in the poor man anymore.
@@PandemoniumMeltDown You must be a small boy to believe that. You think that leaving prang unglarded makes you honorary, but one day somebody steals it and the only thing you can do is pray for the United Nation to catch the stealers.
This is how language feels to me when I have a seizure. It feels like all of this should make sens, but it does not. It's understandable _and_ not understandable at the same time.
I'm not sure if I can get it to you tomorrow night if you want to come over and over again for me to get a ride home and get some rest of the day I have to go to the store and get some rest of the day and I will be there in about the same time as a result of the day after my first run to the store and get a new one and a half the time I get home from work for you to come over and over again for your help today and next week then I will be home in a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
@@ENCHANTMEN_ The fact is the only time that I’ve been playing it all week but it’s still fun to get to it haha 😂 was the time to start my new build. I’m glad to hear that you’re right there is no one in there so I’ll have to check in the next few minutes. I’m glad to hear that you have been doing a lot better today
@@DoomKid the same time as the other day I have a few days off of the day and I have to go to the store and get a new one and a half of the day after my first run to the store and get a new one and a half of them and then they will be there in about a half hour and a half of them and I will be there in about the same time as well as you can see it now and then I will be there in about the same time as you can see that it's a good day for you to be home in a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I love u and the girls and a lot to be in bed at 4 cards are on my phone lol I can see you soon as you approach lightspeed to be fair the rest are a lot better now and it is the only thing preventing you are a lot better today than the last few weeks and the kids who have been there are some companions are very profitable for you guys and the kids canon and then I'll get to know him so we will have in a lot to be in there are some pretty real life is good too much of it was just the best
I did watch this right after my morning coffee, it took my blood cafeine content, drove it in overdrive and fried some parts of my Brian... I'm on damage controll now. I tried de-cafeinated coffee, you know, to counteract the effects, but to no avail. The process is hard but I believe in it.
Monica was part of the Heir Hunters Debt Recovery Team of the Detective - together with Martin Turbine, Harold Fuselage and Jeremy Juggler (as himself) th-cam.com/video/ecydTPWuRFI/w-d-xo.html
@@AtomicShrimp The way the muddy water poored like tears throught the sealed beams of that white car made me strangely happy and satisfied in that precise context (music, comment and general situation), but I never thought about complementing you about it... so thank you for that.
I can’t remember what scam baiting video of @atomic shrimp it is. But he says to a scammer that his email “pooped or pooped up or out” I was watching it last night before bed and was laughing so hard. My dude was like are you watching that English guy again? 🤣🤣 while trying to catch my breath I managed to get out Atomic shrimp
i know the word salad isn’t meant to mean anything but i can’t stop trying to parse it LOL i can’t imagine how frustrating it’d be on the other end of that… perfect for these instagram scammers!
@Tom Widdows Fun facts: In Norwegian, if you made a mistake, you can say "jeg har virkelig tråkket i salaten", literally "I have really stepped into the salad". In German, you step "into the small dubbin-containing bowl" instead (but there's the expression "Da haben wir den Salat" in German: "There we have the salad", when something went awfully wrong). I feel like a text generation API typing all this.
The Teletubbies didnt take well to cancellation and turned to a life of crime it seems. Cleck was just their secret 5th brother they kept hidden in the basement, probably out of fear as he looks horrifying, oh my.
Monica Flange is known to ascend to a higher plane and start to sound psychotic when she eats too much sugar It’s a recurring problem in the Flange law firm
How many clecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? By the look of it, seems like there's a few unscrewed because they couldn't tell five messages in that you were taking the piss out of them.
I think they honestly are just so desperate for money that they ignore it and hope that it really is just a demented old lady. Notice how they only stop when they go in circles without going anywhere (and this can take weeks to months). Or you outright tell them you're a baiter. It's sickening...
According to the Deep AI, when asked "What the Heck is a Cleck?" "You have a choice: "Cleck" is for an open end fence that is both large to hold a person and small not to allow someone to climb over it. This is a term that was used in the 17th century for the length of an open wood fence (like this one) and used in an outdoor campfire. One of the main difference between this campfire and a "cleck" is the way that it doesn't cover or break up a person's natural fence."
I asked Emerson AI and here's what I got: Me: what the heck is a cleck Emerson: A check, or cheque is a document issued by one bank to another in payment of money. Kind of like a normal check but bigger and with the word cheque printed on it. Me: No not a a cheque, a cleck. What is a cleck? Emerson: what is a cheque? Me: No not a cheque. I'm asking you what a cleck is Emerson: A check. Me: No it's not. That's a different thing Emerson: what is it then Me: you tell me! Emerson: 'A check is a document issued by one bank to another in payment of money.'
Btw i strongly recommended looking up Emerson, it runs on gpt3 which is a lot more advanced than most AI thingies. Definitely the most advanced chatbot I've seen by a mile
I'm so impressed by you being able to read the AI-generated word salads in such a matter-of-fact way. How many takes did you have to record the cat hat one before you got one without laughing? Because that one absolutely killed me.
#futurescambaitingideas in a future scambaiting session, try acting as though youre 100% on board sending the fee, but the problem is that youve never made an online transaction before in your life and you need the scammer to walk you through every single individual step of the process
What if, the next time you get mail about receiving a million dollars, you try to tell the scammer that they've been scammed and explain the scamming process to them. Like, have one of your characters be a psychiatrist or something and talk them through the 5 stages of grief. #futurescambaitingideas
@@StefanyDjuba Thanks for the heads up. I added it. I don't expect much to come from this, but I also didn't expect to get more than 2 likes from this.
I like thinking that the scammers got the same "I can't make sense of this" headache that all that drivel gave me! And you read it with such convincing inflection! Hats off to AS!
I'm trying to imagine being a scammer and getting this absolutely nonsensical chain of messages from a prospective victim, and it's bringing me great joy to picture the sheer confusion they feel
Just wanted to share this gem Deep AI produced when I tried it out. I feel like Dougls Adams could have written something like this: Ya know, the thing I love about eggs is that I've never had one before, and it's really easy to cut one. But a little bit of salt or perhaps some chopped green or red apples, a little bit of vinegar, some butter or maybe even dried fruits, that's great. It's like I'm always cutting up your potatoes. Like if the potatoes are half as tough and the onion is on the thicker side. And that's the best way. I could do what they are too but since I've never done that before it should be a very easy recipe for a big family. Or is it a bit more complicated. Just like when you cut up your eggs and cut them up? You make up this little recipe with a single ingredient in mind. So, the way most people do it today is. And let me talk about cooking on a knife. You use a knife to cut on each side of the egg. Just to make sure there's a line. But there's a huge difference there when you have cut the eggs. On the whole, they're a little more tender and they're much more crunchy. They do feel like you're cutting them, but you're not cutting them up. They're just too sticky to use. So a knife doesn't hurt. But, there are some things you don't want to do because you'll need the rest of the day and you aren't cooking
I honestly don't want them to make DeepAI Text Completion any better than it is right now. It's absolutely perfect. It's like an irresistably baited trap for the attention.
The third scambait temembers me of the time a discord mod banned me for saying"i want 100 €" to a girl who told me "i make every sexual wish come true for 50dollar"
Just want to say that I’ve been watching your content for about two years now and recently it’s been a nice stable source of entertainment during a pretty crappy period of my life, so thank you for making such great videos on such a wide variety of topics, Mike/Shrimp
Glad to see others helped my Mike's videos too, his "random" videos seem to be my favorite, or walks/foraging. Funny since the scambaiting is all I watched firstly.
Is anyone here familiar with the book "The Three Body Problem"? The esoteric ramblings of the AI generated text really reminds me of the prose in that novel lol.
@@Filbie It's very odd isn't it? I wonder if it has anything to do with the book being originally written in Mandarin before being translate to English
I guess it makes sense in a way, it's text written by someone or something who doesn't understand what they're saying, but is at least capable of mostly correct spelling and semi-correct sentence structure.
I'm trying to be a bit of a science-fiction writer myself, and when I listen to stories like this it's normally easy for me to visualize... normally being the key word here. That being said, the 2nd Monica flange story, the one with her becoming human, has given me an idea and actually makes more sense to me than one would believe. Thank you for that, now all I got to do is see if I can make it something that the general reader would like to consume.
I came to entertain a back Brian fear of a sort of The Ring thing here... I was wondering about the long term risks of exposure to this video... I still am. Maybe something dreadful got unlocked inside my noodle... :S
ive been watching for a while during 2020-2021 and im here to stay,this channel is relaxing and comedic and even better it has scambaiting,one of the best youtube channels ive watched.
2:35 "Would it have been better to be better, since it is that which is best for me in the end?" Poetry really can be found in the most unlikely places
I've never been scammed online (Well, I think an eBay buyer may have conned me once, but whatever), but last year I had a bag stolen at a train station. I was sat eating and looking at my phone, my bag was placed out of sight. A thief must have grabbed it while I wasn't looking. Fortunately there was nothing valuable inside except my Switch. But it taught me to not be so careless again.
This is why anywhere I go I have a death grip on my bag/bags. Either I put them at my feet, with a leg inside the arm strap (in case anyone gets cheeky and thinks they can just snatch and go) or I have it in my arms. For the stealer, the items inside would be worthless, but for me I can't afford to lose those 'worthless' things. Especially the bag itself, I've only got one ;-;
I bought a phone off of Facebook once and the audio chip was broken, unadvertised. Lady I bought it from looked like a crackhead, not surprised at all.
I'm kinda sad you ended the conversation with the last one so quickly. It kinda felt like you were building some real rapport with them. That had the potential to be a really interesting conversation
There is a scammer who I've been chatting with for over an year now He keeps asking me to invest in his fund from time to time and i drag it for as long as i can before he gets frustrated and ghosts me but he always comes back eventually
Morning Shrimp Family. I had a call saying my national insurance number had be compromised yesterday lol. Same format as the iPhone scam, badly worded recording. At the end press one to sort this out. They will try anything to scam you! Have a good weekend everyone.
I got a call from "Amazon" telling me they'd just charged me $70 for Prime. It invited me to press 1 to talk to someone-so of course I did. They started on their script, telling me I'd just been charged $70 for Prime membership-and I cut in on them. Me: "Yeah, that's right. It was due to come out." Them: "But sir, don't you want a refund?" Me: "Why would I want a refund, I use Amazon Prime?" This seemed to confuse him. I was off the script and blazing a new path! Them: "But sir, it was $70! You want to file refund." He was most insistent. Me: "I don't want a refund. I *_like_* Amazon Prime. I use it every day! Actually, can you sign my wife up too?" He spent nearly ten minutes trying to get me on the script to cancel my payment. Phishing for credit card details (for money) and ID (for identity fraud). In the end he asked me: Them: "Why don't you want the refund, sir?" Me: "Because I enjoy wasting your time. While I'm talking to you, you aren't scamming someone else." He'd hung up at some point in my last line, but I still finished it in case he could hear. I haven't gotten hit by them since, and I didn't block their number, so I guess they marked me as "more trouble than he's worth".
@@PandemoniumMeltDown Only reason I knew their game was my mum had mentioned she gets their calls. She hangs up on them right away, but I figured I should do some research in case she does hang on the line and do something ill-advised. So, with info on what they were trying to do in hand, I had a fair idea how to short-circuit their script.
I was in tears laughing halfway into this. You are truly the master of trolling these guys, i can't believe you can often keep them on the hook so long.
@@Mayorfoxia82 Although I may be sacrificing my soul to the wraith of the TH-cam commenter; I shall accept such burden and bless you with this wisdom: "we're".
Scammer: Please just tell me what you want! Atomic Shrimp: *The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.*
That last guy was weirdly personable. Maybe you could have broken character and talked to them about what they're actually doing. Since they seemed to still contain some form of soul, maybe it could have been an intervention.
Fun fact: Cleck is genuinely a South Wales dialect word meaning to gossip or tell on. I don't really hear it much now, but my grandmother and her sister used it a lot.
Absolutely lost my mind when the Cleck teletubby came up. Reminds me of a super old early 2000s animation of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po and Darth Maul.
"Two scammers running through my head, one of them has google play he's gonna pay the other one., In a world full of scammers only some want to invest isn't that Crazy?" - Seal
That DeepAI page is full of wisdom. I asked "Who's at first?" and now we finally have an answer: "Who's at first? Oh, that's a question I came up with earlier. The answer is "He's a former Marine who has to defend our country from terrorists.""
"Live to find the day when everyone else will die." No joke, that could be such a good line in a different story. It was made by a bot at random, but damn that part feels like it has actual weight behind it.
Okay but "When you become a human being, you will rise up from the dead and live to find the day when everyone else will die" is actually a super sick quote
*JW flashbacks*
Someone should make that their yearbook quote
That was basically the plot of a dream I had once.
welcome to the black parade,
A bit spooky it’s coming from an AI...
It feels like if you feed an AI enough of these conversations to learn from that you will be able to automate the wasting of a scammer's time.
What if scammers then feed an AI with their scams ? Will the two cancel out and we'll be back to start ?
Edit : thinking about it, it'd be funny to see 2 AIs arguing with nonsense conversations
@@culfre There is AI that created their own language to talk to each other in.
Kiboga has a project doing automated conversations with scammers. Not sure how much neural networking is involved tho.
@@seanh1661 I guess the AI's language would be arguing, then.
Where's the fun in that
"There's no risk in undos. They undo risk"
That's just classic.
"duh"
almost sounds like something from a Nolan movie
We need that on a t-shirt.
The duh on the end was the cherry on top.
😀😀😀
Absolute gold
"For example, if you want to make your cat look good, create a nice and comfortable cat hat and draw a circle on it and put on your cat. A nice and comfortable cat hat helps your cat feel happy and at home"
Wise words
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
This bit obliterated me.
I'm happy, guess what I'm on...
@@PandemoniumMeltDown a cat hat
I gotta quit reading the comments.. I'm literally crying 🤣🤣🤣
"Cleck" sounds like a name for some small mischievous creature playing prang on others.
But has the prang been glarded?
@@Aguila1138 How could it? It has no monetary value and is both entertaining and a healing process vetted by the good Dr. Chiu himself, bless his soul if there's even such a thing in the poor man anymore.
@@PandemoniumMeltDown You must be a small boy to believe that. You think that leaving prang unglarded makes you honorary, but one day somebody steals it and the only thing you can do is pray for the United Nation to catch the stealers.
Cleck has hiddes saffron in you backpack
@@telecorpse1957 I think that you are not taking this seriously.
Not even three minutes in and MY brain is broken.
"would have been better to be better since it is that which is best for me in the end"
After finishing this video, my brain is straight up jell-o
@@boooster101 "They undo risk"
This. This right here is the kind of video where you have to pause to take a lot of breaks.
The AS pill, from which there is no return, no hope to ever get normality restored.
@@PandemoniumMeltDown Then you can show them how good a game you are
This is how language feels to me when I have a seizure. It feels like all of this should make sens, but it does not. It's understandable _and_ not understandable at the same time.
"I think I'll talk to someone else, who hasn't been scammed 8 times..."
"...and who isn't a cleck"
*SAVAGE*
😂
Epic
He should know better
Brilliant close. And well worth the wait till the very end.
haahhahahhaha
Scammer: "What?"
Ai: "Insane shakespear rambling"
@@dalesco4205 Yeah don't get me wrong, it's insanely cool that the AI is able to say those things
th-cam.com/video/wqTpHhaKtL8/w-d-xo.html I think they used the same AI
dont ruin the amount to likes
@@acutedog9189 What happened here? There was some kind of dispute going on and now it's all disappeared!
@@alt-logia776 the magic of youtube deciding no
This is like an advanced version of clicking the middle texting suggestion on a phone a bunch of times
I'm not sure if I can get it to you tomorrow night if you want to come over and over again for me to get a ride home and get some rest of the day I have to go to the store and get some rest of the day and I will be there in about the same time as a result of the day after my first run to the store and get a new one and a half the time I get home from work for you to come over and over again for your help today and next week then I will be home in a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
@@ENCHANTMEN_ The fact is the only time that I’ve been playing it all week but it’s still fun to get to it haha 😂 was the time to start my new build. I’m glad to hear that you’re right there is no one in there so I’ll have to check in the next few minutes. I’m glad to hear that you have been doing a lot better today
@@DoomKid the same time as the other day I have a few days off of the day and I have to go to the store and get a new one and a half of the day after my first run to the store and get a new one and a half of them and then they will be there in about a half hour and a half of them and I will be there in about the same time as well as you can see it now and then I will be there in about the same time as you can see that it's a good day for you to be home in a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I love u and the girls and a lot to be in bed at 4 cards are on my phone lol I can see you soon as you approach lightspeed to be fair the rest are a lot better now and it is the only thing preventing you are a lot better today than the last few weeks and the kids who have been there are some companions are very profitable for you guys and the kids canon and then I'll get to know him so we will have in a lot to be in there are some pretty real life is good too much of it was just the best
lol, I actually got "approach lightspeed" as a suggestion because I talk about space and relativity sometimes
Yesssssss
Deep AI sounds like a friend trying to tell you about a fever dream they had😂
"We don't need to become men. We only need to become women." - Monica Flange
I know, right? She's unstoppable!
#feminist
#empoweringwomen
Monica said trans rights!
@@validark but monica did seem to forget to include our trans brothers :/
@@candybluebird Monica Flange gender accelerationist confirmed
Wow the life of Monica Flange, I never thought I'd hear it. What a story.
Her heart truly beats to the core. It's evident.
I feel like my brain's been beaten with a stick.
Such eloquence.
I did watch this right after my morning coffee, it took my blood cafeine content, drove it in overdrive and fried some parts of my Brian... I'm on damage controll now. I tried de-cafeinated coffee, you know, to counteract the effects, but to no avail. The process is hard but I believe in it.
@@PandemoniumMeltDown lol
We don't need to become glarded
We only need to become clodes
I've never laughed as hard at one of these as I laughed at "what is a flange?"
for the record: "a projecting flat rim, collar, or rib on an object, serving to strengthen or attach or (on a wheel) to maintain position on a rail."
Monica was part of the Heir Hunters Debt Recovery Team of the Detective - together with Martin Turbine, Harold Fuselage and Jeremy Juggler (as himself) th-cam.com/video/ecydTPWuRFI/w-d-xo.html
@@AtomicShrimp The way the muddy water poored like tears throught the sealed beams of that white car made me strangely happy and satisfied in that precise context (music, comment and general situation), but I never thought about complementing you about it... so thank you for that.
@@AtomicShrimp I was certain that that was a rickroll until I clicked on it.
I can’t remember what scam baiting video of @atomic shrimp it is. But he says to a scammer that his email “pooped or pooped up or out” I was watching it last night before bed and was laughing so hard. My dude was like are you watching that English guy again? 🤣🤣 while trying to catch my breath I managed to get out Atomic shrimp
"When you become a human being, you will rise up from the dead and live to find the day when everyone else will die."
*UNDILUTED WISDOM*
😄
"Do or undo...
There is no risk."
--Yoduh
i know the word salad isn’t meant to mean anything but i can’t stop trying to parse it LOL i can’t imagine how frustrating it’d be on the other end of that… perfect for these instagram scammers!
Mmmmm word salad
It's almost like extremely abstract poetry really.
@Tom Widdows okay dude ':)
@Tom Widdows Yeaah, you tell yourself that, salad truther.
@Tom Widdows Fun facts: In Norwegian, if you made a mistake, you can say "jeg har virkelig tråkket i salaten", literally "I have really stepped into the salad". In German, you step "into the small dubbin-containing bowl" instead (but there's the expression "Da haben wir den Salat" in German: "There we have the salad", when something went awfully wrong).
I feel like a text generation API typing all this.
That beautiful chaos of words that crescendos with "RMS Rondo."
Is this related to the John Warosa Legacy fund I have been trying to recover?
A long lost sister ship of RMS Titanic and RMS Olympic?
The Teletubbies didnt take well to cancellation and turned to a life of crime it seems. Cleck was just their secret 5th brother they kept hidden in the basement, probably out of fear as he looks horrifying, oh my.
Ah yes, manuels friends lawyers partners assistant, Monica Flange
Monica is definitely the most moving character in the ASCU. But Mertin Snerdon's betrayal arc made me very upset
What is flange?
what is Smith?
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy
Monica is flange, she also has one.
Monica Flange is known to ascend to a higher plane and start to sound psychotic when she eats too much sugar
It’s a recurring problem in the Flange law firm
Alternative title: TH-camr gets his subscribers to listen for 28 mins while he reads randomly generated text :D
We all know you like it Ian
😅😅😅
I am not one to usually laugh out loud by myself but I am thoroughly enjoying this
"Then I met my first real-life human being: father... my father... in the middle of a fight."
Wow, this AI got real deep real fast!
How many clecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? By the look of it, seems like there's a few unscrewed because they couldn't tell five messages in that you were taking the piss out of them.
Well said😂😂excellent point👍
TFS Frieza approves
I think they honestly are just so desperate for money that they ignore it and hope that it really is just a demented old lady.
Notice how they only stop when they go in circles without going anywhere (and this can take weeks to months). Or you outright tell them you're a baiter. It's sickening...
Thing is, these people prey on vulnerable people. So they probably have a lot of very awkward conversations that stilll lead to successful scams.
Well done mate 😂👍
According to the Deep AI, when asked "What the Heck is a Cleck?"
"You have a choice: "Cleck" is for an open end fence that is both large to hold a person and small not to allow someone to climb over it. This is a term that was used in the 17th century for the length of an open wood fence (like this one) and used in an outdoor campfire. One of the main difference between this campfire and a "cleck" is the way that it doesn't cover or break up a person's natural fence."
I got cleck as a clothing greeks wore
I hate it when my natural fence gets broken up.
I asked Emerson AI and here's what I got:
Me: what the heck is a cleck
Emerson: A check, or cheque is a document issued by one bank to another in payment of money. Kind of like a normal check but bigger and with the word cheque printed on it.
Me: No not a a cheque, a cleck. What is a cleck?
Emerson: what is a cheque?
Me: No not a cheque. I'm asking you what a cleck is
Emerson: A check.
Me: No it's not. That's a different thing
Emerson: what is it then
Me: you tell me!
Emerson: 'A check is a document issued by one bank to another in payment of money.'
Btw i strongly recommended looking up Emerson, it runs on gpt3 which is a lot more advanced than most AI thingies. Definitely the most advanced chatbot I've seen by a mile
@@benmartin6644 A cleck is a check according to Emerson.
Dang, I can't believe Po had it in her to scam like this.
Now Lala, though, I can believe. She clearly has no morals.
How far the mighty have fallen.
Sad.
omg enter the gungeon fan! :D
I think Po is a man
@@StefanyDjuba Po from the Teletubbies is a girl.
Edit: She's the red one with the antenna that looks like a bubble blowing wand.
Scammer: Hi I can hack
Scamee: *AI-generated philosophy*
XD
"people we know who are belong to us" i gave a good chuckle at that. great video as always!
I only do vintage memes
@@AtomicShrimp yeah, the demotivator was a real blast from the past too.
all your base are belong to the soul called mr barrister john warosa
@@TheYagich wwwww×w
I'm so impressed by you being able to read the AI-generated word salads in such a matter-of-fact way. How many takes did you have to record the cat hat one before you got one without laughing? Because that one absolutely killed me.
I feel like I am going slowly insane listening to this. Your voice is lovely but my brain is melting...
#futurescambaitingideas
in a future scambaiting session, try acting as though youre 100% on board sending the fee, but the problem is that youve never made an online transaction before in your life and you need the scammer to walk you through every single individual step of the process
They would probably have him get gift cards
But you would need to pretend you had the IQ of a dead slug so everything needed repeating several times and could be screwed up at every opportunity.
If he'll graud through everything, does that mean the money is glarded?
Yep
Possibly, but it's important to remember that a cleck is not the same as a clode
@@Caesar512 Most definitely.
Anyone here speak Blikster?
a tax clode?
I'm 48 seconds in, and Cleck is *fucking terrifying*. I fully expect some kinda creepypasta to have originated this, or to originate from this..
Maybe an scp
Possibly Euclid class
@@unverifiedpenguin masterclass
It's actually a guy who failed in life and now lives as a mediocre normal dude.
Creepypasta Title: Why doesn't anyone talk about Cleck? Told by a narrator unaware of Cleck's creepiness.
I absolutely love these made up random background stories, they are so amusing to listen to lol
"It seems strange that after twenty years I still don't remember who he actually was, and that was during the time i was fifteen"... wut
lol
Time travel.
What if, the next time you get mail about receiving a million dollars, you try to tell the scammer that they've been scammed and explain the scamming process to them.
Like, have one of your characters be a psychiatrist or something and talk them through the 5 stages of grief.
#futurescambaitingideas
This
This is brilliant! I hope atomic shrimp sees this.
I think he once told to put #futurescambaitingideas so he sees it when he's looking for ideas
omg i love this idea
@@StefanyDjuba Thanks for the heads up. I added it.
I don't expect much to come from this, but I also didn't expect to get more than 2 likes from this.
Your word salad was almost like a piece of poetry. Highly entertaining... but also strangely beautiful.
Shrimp salad is delicious.
@@PandemoniumMeltDown What about the radiation?
@@jd_the_cat Radishes are also delicious.
@@PandemoniumMeltDown Ok.
Monica Flange has lived quite a life and met a lot of strange tall men
Cleck sould be a sequel to Prang.
O.O yes yes yes
don't forget to graud it
"... and there are plenty more scammers to play with..."
Yeah, so true. On one hand they're an endless source of fun but on the other hand...
On the other hand... wap! 👋 upside their heads
I like thinking that the scammers got the same "I can't make sense of this" headache that all that drivel gave me! And you read it with such convincing inflection! Hats off to AS!
Extremely interesting as usual.
I'm trying to imagine being a scammer and getting this absolutely nonsensical chain of messages from a prospective victim, and it's bringing me great joy to picture the sheer confusion they feel
"We don't need to become men. We only need to become women." - Monica Flange. You tell 'em Monica!
She gives me goose bumps and, believe me, it's a big thing for me!
Profound. 👏 😄
I’m literally crying. So inspiring! She’s the true hero we need!
Just wanted to share this gem Deep AI produced when I tried it out. I feel like Dougls Adams could have written something like this:
Ya know, the thing I love about eggs is that I've never had one before, and it's really easy to cut one. But a little bit of salt or perhaps some chopped green or red apples, a little bit of vinegar, some butter or maybe even dried fruits, that's great. It's like I'm always cutting up your potatoes. Like if the potatoes are half as tough and the onion is on the thicker side. And that's the best way. I could do what they are too but since I've never done that before it should be a very easy recipe for a big family. Or is it a bit more complicated. Just like when you cut up your eggs and cut them up? You make up this little recipe with a single ingredient in mind. So, the way most people do it today is. And let me talk about cooking on a knife. You use a knife to cut on each side of the egg. Just to make sure there's a line. But there's a huge difference there when you have cut the eggs. On the whole, they're a little more tender and they're much more crunchy. They do feel like you're cutting them, but you're not cutting them up. They're just too sticky to use. So a knife doesn't hurt. But, there are some things you don't want to do because you'll need the rest of the day and you aren't cooking
I honestly don't want them to make DeepAI Text Completion any better than it is right now. It's absolutely perfect. It's like an irresistably baited trap for the attention.
Bravo!
The third scambait temembers me of the time a discord mod banned me for saying"i want 100 €" to a girl who told me "i make every sexual wish come true for 50dollar"
nep
@@ToxicSoul03 nep
Top nep
This comment sucks, do better next time.
@@yourdailydoseofomid3026 Your critique sucks, explain better next time.
My cat hat has a huge circle on it, my cat is the happiest cat
Purr purr
@@PandemoniumMeltDown *H A T*
@@jd_the_cat Purr purr
Just want to say that I’ve been watching your content for about two years now and recently it’s been a nice stable source of entertainment during a pretty crappy period of my life, so thank you for making such great videos on such a wide variety of topics, Mike/Shrimp
Glad to see others helped my Mike's videos too, his "random" videos seem to be my favorite, or walks/foraging. Funny since the scambaiting is all I watched firstly.
I like convenience but does not require any special knowledge to succeed.
Introducing - The Cat Hat!
"We don't need to become men, we only need to become women."
How can one statement resonate so much with a person
Is anyone here familiar with the book "The Three Body Problem"? The esoteric ramblings of the AI generated text really reminds me of the prose in that novel lol.
I loved that book but it is not something you can read after a couple of beers.
Oh my god yes… I couldn’t finish that book because of this exactly
@@Filbie It's very odd isn't it? I wonder if it has anything to do with the book being originally written in Mandarin before being translate to English
This generated text sounds a lot like what scammers say
Right?!
I guess it makes sense in a way, it's text written by someone or something who doesn't understand what they're saying, but is at least capable of mostly correct spelling and semi-correct sentence structure.
I was just thinking that
"...which makes them kinda hard to scambait..."
28 minute long video
Nothing's too hard for AS.
Even then, he takes a looooong time to get material for all these scambaiting vídeos.
That's such great poetic babbling I have tears in my eyes *_* That should be made into another song.
YES!
I'm trying to be a bit of a science-fiction writer myself, and when I listen to stories like this it's normally easy for me to visualize... normally being the key word here. That being said, the 2nd Monica flange story, the one with her becoming human, has given me an idea and actually makes more sense to me than one would believe. Thank you for that, now all I got to do is see if I can make it something that the general reader would like to consume.
Good Luck with that! :3
your ai generated stories feel like those images that make make everything unrecognizable. almost like a dream or a stroke or something.
I came to entertain a back Brian fear of a sort of The Ring thing here... I was wondering about the long term risks of exposure to this video... I still am. Maybe something dreadful got unlocked inside my noodle... :S
Those images are also generated by AI. (They’re not really supposed to simulate what a stroke looks like, the AI capabilities are just like that.)
I swear you must have recorded/transcribed a meeting I attended at work last week. At least I understood a little of what you were saying though.
Corporate AI generated employee destabilisation... where would you get such an idea... O.O
FBI wants to know your location.
ive been watching for a while during 2020-2021 and im here to stay,this channel is relaxing and comedic and even better it has scambaiting,one of the best youtube channels ive watched.
I concur, it grows on me yet I can't forage it's fruits... for now
2:35 "Would it have been better to be better, since it is that which is best for me in the end?" Poetry really can be found in the most unlikely places
Come on... haven't you come to expect such a melodic verve here... o.O
I'm surprised you didn't asked if the investments were Glarded
Omg this comment section 😂
No need to worry, they'll graud through it
you do know that a glarded account can't be handled by a cleck, don't you?
John warosa wasn't involved in this so of course the Funds can't be glarded
@Jonathan Gruber only if he had a tax clode
This is insane! Lol! I, sincerely, hope that you have been offered voice over work. Your voice is EXCELLENT. You can talk about any damn thing.
Seriously, Mike could read the phonebook and I would be captivated by every moment of it.
@@MysteriumArcanum It would indeed make watching paint dry quite entertaining... He can even make me watch grass grow in a captivating fashion so...
"It probably wouldn't be a huge sale because it's not a great brand, but I'm sure its a great brand"
Ah yes, ai
I thought that bit had a sort of Bill Wurtz vibe to it
“the app was not accessible when you clicked the link on the web server, and it was still accessible when you click the link on the web server”
I've never been scammed online (Well, I think an eBay buyer may have conned me once, but whatever), but last year I had a bag stolen at a train station. I was sat eating and looking at my phone, my bag was placed out of sight. A thief must have grabbed it while I wasn't looking.
Fortunately there was nothing valuable inside except my Switch. But it taught me to not be so careless again.
This is why anywhere I go I have a death grip on my bag/bags. Either I put them at my feet, with a leg inside the arm strap (in case anyone gets cheeky and thinks they can just snatch and go) or I have it in my arms.
For the stealer, the items inside would be worthless, but for me I can't afford to lose those 'worthless' things. Especially the bag itself, I've only got one ;-;
I bought a phone off of Facebook once and the audio chip was broken, unadvertised. Lady I bought it from looked like a crackhead, not surprised at all.
The AI is very good at sounding just coherent enough to make you try to understand it, while also being completely insane.
It's brilliant isn't it? It's like a baited hook for the mind.
@@AtomicShrimp True, I do admit I had a David Haller moment in there... I felt right at home.
"I can pay by email or the internet" killed me dead
"I think i might try someone else
who hasnt been scammed 8 times"
Priceless!
I'm kinda sad you ended the conversation with the last one so quickly. It kinda felt like you were building some real rapport with them. That had the potential to be a really interesting conversation
That's what i thought
There is a scammer who I've been chatting with for over an year now
He keeps asking me to invest in his fund from time to time and i drag it for as long as i can before he gets frustrated and ghosts me but he always comes back eventually
"When you become a human being, you will raise up from the dead and live to find the day where everyone else will die".
Literally Dark Souls.
Morning Shrimp Family. I had a call saying my national insurance number had be compromised yesterday lol. Same format as the iPhone scam, badly worded recording. At the end press one to sort this out. They will try anything to scam you! Have a good weekend everyone.
I got a call from "Amazon" telling me they'd just charged me $70 for Prime. It invited me to press 1 to talk to someone-so of course I did.
They started on their script, telling me I'd just been charged $70 for Prime membership-and I cut in on them.
Me: "Yeah, that's right. It was due to come out."
Them: "But sir, don't you want a refund?"
Me: "Why would I want a refund, I use Amazon Prime?"
This seemed to confuse him. I was off the script and blazing a new path!
Them: "But sir, it was $70! You want to file refund."
He was most insistent.
Me: "I don't want a refund. I *_like_* Amazon Prime. I use it every day! Actually, can you sign my wife up too?"
He spent nearly ten minutes trying to get me on the script to cancel my payment. Phishing for credit card details (for money) and ID (for identity fraud). In the end he asked me:
Them: "Why don't you want the refund, sir?"
Me: "Because I enjoy wasting your time. While I'm talking to you, you aren't scamming someone else."
He'd hung up at some point in my last line, but I still finished it in case he could hear. I haven't gotten hit by them since, and I didn't block their number, so I guess they marked me as "more trouble than he's worth".
@@ConstantlyDamaged XD sweet. Their Brians are fair game to be used to your content.
@@PandemoniumMeltDown Only reason I knew their game was my mum had mentioned she gets their calls. She hangs up on them right away, but I figured I should do some research in case she does hang on the line and do something ill-advised.
So, with info on what they were trying to do in hand, I had a fair idea how to short-circuit their script.
@@ConstantlyDamaged Hehe :D
This channel is one I always forget about for a good period of time, and then just come back to binge every video all over again lol
I was in tears laughing halfway into this. You are truly the master of trolling these guys, i can't believe you can often keep them on the hook so long.
That "cleck" definition plot twist at the end was brilliant. Great storytelling there. Keep up the good work!
Cheers!
Please for the love of all that is holy make merch with the steps to making a cat hat
Atomic shrimp hearted this comment, so i guess were getting that
@@Mayorfoxia82 Although I may be sacrificing my soul to the wraith of the TH-cam commenter; I shall accept such burden and bless you with this wisdom: "we're".
@@nossea [Insert generic complaint about grammar National Socialist here]
@@jd_the_cat [OK]
@@PandemoniumMeltDown does this have anything to do with the John Warossa legacy?
The image of Cleck set off my doll phobia so much... I've never shuddered and laughed at the same time before. Good job.
7:18
I was kind of hoping it would go like this:
"You from which country"
"wat"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
Oh my heck Mr. Shrimp, that last bit was bloody golden.
Scammer: Please just tell me what you want!
Atomic Shrimp: *The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.*
That last guy was weirdly personable. Maybe you could have broken character and talked to them about what they're actually doing. Since they seemed to still contain some form of soul, maybe it could have been an intervention.
Whaaat, they don’t use the Gold plated boxes with Gold bars inside?
There’s no way they can do a proper scam that way
I actually laughed 2-3 times watching this. I applaud you on wasting those criminals' time. Please keep this up.
I love a good, nice and comfortable cathat. It is a classic move to ensure happiness.
Me: Who are you?
cleck: I am cleck.
Me: You're not, you're Groot.
cleck: I am groot?
The cat hat bit gets a laugh out of me every time I go back and watch this video. I think my favorite part is the instruction to draw a circle on it.
Fun fact: Cleck is genuinely a South Wales dialect word meaning to gossip or tell on. I don't really hear it much now, but my grandmother and her sister used it a lot.
the "wow, you got scammed 8 times? maybe you should be more careful" killed me
Absolutely lost my mind when the Cleck teletubby came up. Reminds me of a super old early 2000s animation of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po and Darth Maul.
That Urban dictionary definition of ‘cleck’ is absolute gold
"Two scammers running through my head, one of them has google play he's gonna pay the other one., In a world full of scammers only some want to invest isn't that Crazy?" - Seal
Ah..that's why I had a bad day. I forgot to put on my cat hat with a circle on...
Silly. Me.
I'm feeling the energy of "have you ever had a dreams?"
"cant im at work"
**Proceeds to write essays of pure nonsense**
That DeepAI page is full of wisdom. I asked "Who's at first?" and now we finally have an answer:
"Who's at first? Oh, that's a question I came up with earlier. The answer is "He's a former Marine who has to defend our country from terrorists.""
the one person who has disliked this video is Cleck.
UPDATE: there are now 167 Clecks at this time
"Live to find the day when everyone else will die."
No joke, that could be such a good line in a different story. It was made by a bot at random, but damn that part feels like it has actual weight behind it.
Normal people: I meticulously make well-woven stories to waste people's time
The robots: *The future is now, old man*
"I think I'll try someone else....
Who hasn't been scammed 8 times...
And who isn't a cleck..."
Ouch I felt that🤣
It may be 2AM but you know I'm not sleeping until I watch the new Atomic Shrimp video
Phone buzzed as I was laying down about to close my eyes. Now I'll be up the next ten hours... darn you Monica!
hell yeah. just finished binging the entire scambaiting series, so this is a blessing. love all your content, not just the scambaiting stuff!
I wanna hear more about the professional professional wrestler.
I love how you said you’d get a cleck to help instead of the scammer and he just said “ok” without batting an eye about what you just said