Caleb the Cannibal's Best Moments | Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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- People sure are complicated beings...just look at Jake's friend Caleb. He is nice, friendly, loves his woodworking, but he's also eaten 9 children.
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#nbc #funny #brooklynninenine
I like the fact that even though Boyle clearly dislikes Caleb he still accepts a hug from Caleb.
Christopher Hernández what can I say? Boyle is a sucker for hugs 😂
@@ilove27753 so true
Christopher Hernández it’s Boyle what do you expect
bleedingred lol we said the same thing
It's what any member of the Boyle family would do. Atleast he didn't say "I love you" to him.
They did Caleb dirty with the title.
It should have been
"Best of Caleb the Woodworker"
I was just thinking about that
Miguel Alfonso Murillo well idk... he wanted to be known as a woodworker. But he was a canibal!
ExerDose ok...ok...ok alright idk 😐!!!
Caleb is a man of many talents, Woodworker and camp councillor!
Jesus was also a woodworker... and his apostles partook of his body at the LAST supper.
Love that Caleb makes it a point that he doesn’t want his cannibalism to define him, but he sneaks a cannibalism reference every chance he gets
Haha
you know when you have an extremely niche interest you just cant help but sneak little references
Well it is a big part of who he is, it just doesn't have to be ALL he's known for
@@amelif5286 Then one day you find someone who understands and it feels so good to have someone to talk to about it.
Cuz I mean, most people will go to the cops if you tell em you eat people XD
The fact boyle hates the guy, but still gives him a hug when he asks is so boyle 😂
I legit thought he was going to bite him the first time I saw it 😂😂
Well he has admitted that he is a textbook people pleaser!🤣🤣
I have the exact same name as you
True 😂
That's one of the most boyle things he has ever done
Instantly switching to cannibal mode at the end of the conversation is straight up brilliant
It never fails to make me laugh so hard
Ikr😂😂
Woodworker*
IKR? I started doing that and it's never failed.
He always goes in too close and i always expect it and it still makes me laugh 😂😂
"They were children Jake! Weak little children! One conk on the head was all it took!" Caleb the cowardly cannibal what a character.
😂😂😂😂
Woodworker.
“Dammit, I can’t believe I’m friends with a cowardly cannibal”
"Best of caleb the cannibal" *proceeds to show all of Caleb the Cannibal*
exactly
Because all of Caleb the Cannibal is the best
@@outcastrileyCaleb the woodworker :D
Because he’s a legend
@@26slic And a cannibal.
"ow ow ow He poked me in my tummy!"
The only appropriate response to being shanked in the lung
Gut
You need to see a doctor if you lungs are that far down
That or: how rude, the circle is now complete, or if your lucky enough to leave it in “this is mine now”
I have a harrowing thought that one of his victims reacted like that 😳
"The secret is you eat the evidence"
*ThIs* *iS* *wHaT* *I* *cAlL* *a* *PrO gAmEr mOvE*
I want to like so bad but its gonna mess with my OCD
You eat nine people and suddenly they don't know who you are anymore
Imagine if he poisoned someone.
Now you're thinking like Albert Fish
Can't be that much of a pro gamer mover if he got caught.
"So its hosted on"
"Reddit"
Cracks me up every time
yess as a redditor, lmfaoooo
Obviously
@@caoimhejordan4047
"911, what's your emergency?"
But wasn't he not familiar with technology?
*COUGH* r/eyeblech *COUGH*
You eat nine people and all of the sudden they don't know who you are *_aNyMoRe_*
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable 😔
F
And a half*
Jake has the weirdest bunch as his friends: obsessive Boyle, cannibal Caleb, Pontiac bandit Doug 😂😂😂
Demented Pemento
Sadistic Rosa
Robo cop
@@b-gambit1stblock74 okay that rhymed
obsessive amy
"See Charles, he's a foodie like you."
"WHO ARE YOU??"
still my fav part HAHAHA
Adeen
Yet he went for a hug with the cannibal
Doesn't Jake ask Boyle to stop flexing at some point? That was my favorite.
*"Man my cousin was so tasty"*
Caleb~ Somehow my favorite character
Alabama 100
Yes
Come to think 2 out of 3 Jake's best friends are criminals: Caleb and Doug Judy
wind wanderer and he’s a COP
At first I read “cannibals” and was confused, as I didn’t notice Doug Judy eating someone...
Recall the stew making accident. Charles admitted that he's on a terrorist watch list, so that kinda makes it 3 for 3.
Doug is clean after getting clemency for his earlier crimes in like s4
Well, five friends, Rosa, Terry, Doug and Caleb :)
"Cop work is a lot like cannibal work"
"The watching, the following, the waiting for soccer practice to end"
"Come on man"
😀😀😀😀😀😀
"He sounds like a gross dude"
@@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 "I can't believe this. I'm gonna die in here and you're gonna eat my castrated body."
@@GK-ll9vv "well it'd be a pretty boring meal without dessert"
“With all that blood, no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce”
Ikr , sheesh , how couldnt they see that 😂😂
Celab have his point. As someone who done cooking in the house, my mom told me that nobody would like to eat a dry meat and would put some sos or gravy to make it moist and easy to eat...
“See Charles he’s a goody just like you”
😂
Violet XOX Jake said “foody” as in food-lover, not goody
Samantha P I meant foody sos autocorrect
Imagine Caleb and Pimento meeting each other.
That would be legendary
Caleb would get really hungry seeing all the fat in Doug Judy
Pimento literally ate a tongue once. I bet they'd be buddies.
Pimento would probably end up completely weirding out Caleb. Caleb's thing is eating people, Pimento is all-around insane.
Never thought about it but that would have been golden☺️☺️ mis the show😞
“A cop and a cannibal” that sounds like a great movie
Zinzi Sibanda just watch Hannibal by Bryan Fuller. Best tv series I ever saw. Not an adaptation but a reinvention.
@@miekelei2761 Lol right? I was like we already did that with Hannibal.
Birdie Wolf we did, and it was beautiful
Silence of the lambs parody
@@devansh6956 damnnn yus
The watching...
The following...
The waiting for soccer practice to end.
*C'mon man* XD
It's so funny, Hannibal's mask brings a suspense, and then it shows Caleb's friendly face.
Brooklyn Nine Nine
The show that made me like a guy who eats people.
He also killed and ate children. Im surprised they took the joke that far.
*woodworker
lmao so tru
For me it was the second time, I've watched Hannibal too
not people, children 😂😂😭😂
‘They were children Jake!’
Weak little children!
One little bump on the head was all it took...’
I wonder what he used to "bump" their head's
@@adarshrai5827probably a bat or a rock .I'd prefer the crowbar , less of a mess .
One little bonk
@@finalgeneration1462 cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt
The guard's face as he was saying that, though. "Get this man out of my sight"
The prison guard needing no provocation to assault Jake is hilarious and sad at the same time.
I hope they make him like the Poniac bandit where he appears atleast 1 episode per season.
Yes! It would be easy to write into an episode too. "Hey, we need to talk to a psycho to think like a psycho. Ohhhh Caleb..."
Or he like escapes once, and then he is put back in prison after Jake just accidentally comes across him while tracking a different cannibal, except he stumbles upon Caleb instead, who nobody realuzed escaped because everyone thought he'd been eaten himself by his new protected custody cellmate, who was also a cannibal. Except instead, he bit off a few of his toes and a finger, maybe in a short clip where he is like "man, I hate toes" and then he bends forward out of frame and it cuts to jake's horrified face as Caleb explains how he then rubbed the stumps on his cellmate's sleeping face before he climbed out through the ceiling panels. And then the next season they visit him in his new gouse because he was released for some reason and he is like " yeah no I don't eat people anymore, I left that behind." But when Jake wants to go into the kitchen Caleb's like "NO! Erhem, I meant: no, you don't wanna go in there. I have horrible sewage problems in the sink plumbing, it smells like the inside of a toddler's colon" and jake is like " why do you know what that smells like? You know what, I don't want to know" as in the background some blood begins to seep under the door, and then Jake just leaves
tycho goedhart thats actually soo good omg
@L jojo sucks
@L I have a friend fhat really likes Jojo but I feel like its a weird anime lmao
Caleb trying to film Peralta and FAILING is easily one of the funniest scenes ever
Actually one of the most BOYLE things ever. He's done that too. Probably why Jake connected with him quickly. Caleb shared a similar weirdo vibe with Charles.
I couldn't stop laughing when I watched that, it's probably one of my most favourite scenes.
Best scene imo is the interrogation where he gets Phillip to confess
Gtamaster Gaming agreed. Not a funny scene though
Tim Meadows as Caleb was so good, I really hope he pops on more often, maybe like a once a season type thing like they do with the Pontiac Bandit.
"Man, my cousin was so tasty." Why does this line crack me up every time?
It's amazing to think about that Caleb is the principal from Mean Girls.
The principal from Mean Girls who hold the baseball bat and smash the fire alram to stop a high school riot....awsome...
I guarantee you its one of his new identity’s
Syabila Azri “Hell no! I did not leave the south side for this!”
Nehir Akın he’s also from grown ups
And from the Goldbergs
*CALEB* : _Who are we eating? I won't eat kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid is tasty._
👍👍👍
@@mysteriousmysticc7810 thanks for stating the obvious mate
@@mysteriousmysticc7810 r/woosh
Pimento and Caleb should have met. Epic dialogues galore!
I’m do glad you guys thought of me! You’re NOT gonna regret this!
0:09 He says he ate 9 people
4:24 He said 9 ½ 😰
Someone might be missing from that prison........
Nah he says there's stuff they can't even pin on him so there's more than 9 people in all likelihood.
Dear lord he left the other half just there
@@Emmmmmmmm111 Or he was caught while eating.
@@Kaz70009 Or it was an amputee
@@jordangate7742 i don't think they'd let children into prison.
He's not a cannibal. He's a wood worker...who just happened to eat people.
children
mattis117 “well people are difficult”
@@random_commenter6904 one konk on the head was all it took😂😂
I know he's a cannibal but...
*He's so sweet!!!*
As sweet as the flesh of a diabetic child
@@D3niz3n with picante beef ramen
*Woodworker
that's what he said
@Studio Autio that's what she said
8:49 I love how Charles first instinct was to grab Jake and pull him away from Caleb instead of running away. He really is Jakes best friend
9:01 “no it’s true, we’re friends”
“he ate KIDS!”
“well, people are complicated!”
the will graham energy this has 😂
Hannigram fan high five!
But but... Did Hannibal eat kids?? I always thought his meals were adults..
@@aaa_1727 considering how rude kids are?
@@winnien1772 haha. Maybe he used them as appetizers or fillers
@@aaa_1727 😂😂 but I don't want to think that about my favourite cannibal
'He ate 9 kids!!!!*
'Well, people are complicated..'
.
.
OMG 😂😂😂😂
"He's a foodie just like you"
ArgieGrit01 “who are you!?”
9.5 actually
Caleb: no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce
Jake: see Charles he is a foody like you
Charles: who are youuuuu!!!?
LMAO😂😂
Only few actors can make me want to be friends with a cannibal.
Yeah Mads Mikelsin and Anthony Hopkins are some of them
Woodworker
@@TheLivingThanos These two are not supposed to be likeable though, they were supposed to be enignatic and scary. Especially Hopkins...
@@TheLivingThanos Hopkins? Nope. Just the thought of his character might exists in real life somewhere is terrifying
@@stevengarcia5210 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy seriously needed to be a Regular!
I.am.not.KIDDING!!!
I hope he at least starts showing up once a season like Doug Judy
Well, they're setting him up for it...
Yeah a cannibal who kills and eats kids. Much fun.
@@mattmoves5920 ikr 😅
I want him to be given a Judy treatment
I love how he is "normal" while Jake is with him, but the second he tells him he is getting out Caleb tries to eat him and everyone
The secret is eating the evidence :D
Caleb's best line
Best advice
"It's a chatroom for people who like to talk about eating human beings but definitely won't act on it, wink, yeah it's hosted on..."
"Reddit"
"Obviously"
LMAO by far the best part
I was expecting them to say 4chan
@@usagi2934 4chan is more racists and sexists from my experience.
@@CyberController- you right
@@usagi2934 exactly. Reddit is heavily regulated so such forum wouldn't exist
@@imjustczarina Nowadays it is. A few years back it used to be as much of a lawless wasteland as 4chan is. So a cannibal subreddit could or probably did exist at some point.
"they were children, jake, weak little children...one conk on the head was all it took" laughed so hard at that part
"Ow he poked me in my tummy" Lol 😂😂
Well, what we learn from that:
Eating children makes you talk like a child.
Wuut Da Hell Lol 😂
@@MidasButSilver you are what you eat
the joke is so dark and scary
😂😂😂
People: a cannibal that ate 9 people/children by knocking them in the head and a member of a chat group for psychos and serving three life sentences. There's no freaking way this would fit on a comedy show.
Caleb the Cannibal: hold my hand. Not really, I'd bite it if I hold it.
9 and a 1/2
@@calto9226 Nice one 😂😂😂.
He’s not a member of a chat group, he’s an admin
"people/children"
Lol
Jake: "10 seconds is an eternity Caleb. It's a third of the way to Mars!"
Caleb: "Jake we've talked about this 30 Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It's not a fact"
Tongseng pedas I understood that reference
Is that in this video?
"Its hosted on..."
-*Reddit*
Obviously
Obviously
Obviously
Obviously
Charles, he's a foodie like you.
Charles: who are youuuu?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Charles is into eating tongues. As shown in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3 Episode 20. Pretty sure they aren't human if they aren't they are able to trick a person into thinking it came from a human body.
also Charles: *eats tounges, feet etc from animals*
@@alexanderkaizer1095 but animal
"Give me a hug, Boyle."
*"NO!!!"*
BWF
TELL THAT TO MY WEINER!
*I'm DOING THE BEST I CAN* 😂😂
9:09 Caleb: 'With all that blood, no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce.'
Jake: 'See Charles, he's a foodie like you.'
Charles: 'Who are you?!' 😂
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@@BCastless 2.2k likes but only 2 replies weird?
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2.7k likes but only 4 replies, weird?
Bananas
"Just because I was arrested for cannibalism, it doesn't mean that all I like to eat is people."
" *MAN MY COUSIN WAS SO TASTY* "
He might just talk about tasty in sexual sense why being so negative all the time
@@shlomoshlomo963 The fact, that they were talking about food and how he is a cannibal, it was most likely about how the cousin tasted.
@@JamesAugust5 yeah how he tasted down there 😏
@@shlomoshlomo963 i think you forgetting he ate childrens, which mean his cousin was a child
@@shlomoshlomo963 Ugh, what you are suggesting is still wrong though? The smile face makes it even creepier...
charles, he's serving three life sentences...no need to flex
*im dead XD*
So are the children
@@nobblybobbly7717 😂😂😂 good 1
@@nobblybobbly7717 well really death sentences if you think
@@nobblybobbly7717 well afterwards they were.
Caleb needs to be a regular like what they did w Pimento for at least one season. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM
Dom Century or the pontiac bandit. His scene’s are hilarious.
@@charlescalthrop2535 pontiac is a great addition to the series and would love to see more of him as well
Jake, Pimento, Caleb and Doug Judy.
That would be an absolutely CHAOTIC team up
CartoonishIdealism calling in The boys
CartoonishIdealism and stevie shillings
Caleb is literally only in the show for 3 episodes and yet he can have a 10 minute special with all his best moments.
Which three I only counted 2?
Actually four episodes, the first two episodes of Season 5, one episode in season 6 and the penultimate episode of the series
@@marcusham2496 this comment was made before the finale released, and yes youre right its four now :>
"if you're gonna kill him you gotta kill me fi... oh god, he stabbed me Jake!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Owwwie he poked my tUmmY
Jake: “why don’t cannibals eat clowns?”
Caleb: “why?”
Jake: “because they taste funny”
.....
Caleb: *“well, you’re not wrong”*
Lmao😂😂
Amazing Muffin haha
why do cannibals dont eat russians
bacause we have no delicious proteins because we never eat
@@dr.samuelhayden5408 this has gone way darker than i thought it would
Talitha Belvarini good
Jake has an incredible talent of making friends with strange but charming criminals.
"The waiting for soccer practice to end"
"cOME ON"
Hockey is better
TuVs 143 No hockey is trash
TuVs 143 yep I totally agree
I can't believe that Caleb sacrificed himself for Jake.
He would not, do it again.
It really hurt!
he regrets it
Getting poked in the tummy aint no joke 😂😂
After that he made up his mind that he would eat him if he could
Well that's his Handler
To me he was the funniest person in the Show. I laughed at every line
Ikr. Just don't hug or touch him.
The funniest side-character (or in the top) - sure; but in the whole show???
What about doug judy?
“You eat nine people, and all of a sudden they don’t know you anymore..”
WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?!!
Doesn’t matter how much Boyle dislikes someone, he’ll never refuse a hug
Caleb's most unforgivable act is being a Reddit mod
Soooo basically every Caleb moment then 😂
I mean, how could you not, right?
Every Caleb moment is a good Caleb moment;)
@@rasputin774 All these clips are from the first two episodes of season 5 and the second to last episode of season 6, I think
Justin Clowater yh I think so
He is the coolest cannibal ever
Nope , that spot goes to hannibal. He is pretty cool though.
*Woodworker
No, he's the coolest woodworker.......who happens to eat children.
But you haven't met the other cannibals yet
The smile when he said “I guess but it be a pretty boring meal without dessert” like he is so excited for the idea 😂😂😂😂
8:50 the way Charles screamed for Jake 😭😂
sounded like a moose
its hosted on
reddit
obviously
Man, that's not all reddit is about, shit like this is more 8chan
@@tychogoedhart286 im worried about you man
@@yeanahman2823 why?
r/peoplewholiketotalkabouteatinghumanbeingsbutdefinitallywontactonit
@@mikavanoverveldt ahahaahhahaahhaaa
Charles: He ate kids
Jake: Well people are complicated
Love that part😂
plot twist: Caleb was trying to eat Jake the whole time, he was just pretending to be friendly and waiting. (He is not good at eating adult) You can see how the moment he knew Jake is leaving he revealed his true self.
Nah, he just had lost a lot of blood, he needed some protein to replenish. ;)
😂😂 Good one Psyfuck.
He took a dagger for him. So they are friends. He can't resist his natural urges, but he really does consider Peralta his friend.
@@titliroy4713 Honestly I think he only does it to freak Jake out, he only started doing it *after* being stabbed.
Man that's dark
Caleb : "I'll tell you one thing your not looking for a cannibal". Holt: "Then Why is that? Caleb: "No self respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce"😂😂😂
8:08 he's so cute at this lol
~has just been stabbed~”Ow Ow Ow he poked me in my tummy”
Caleb: *gets stabbed*
Also Caleb: ow ow ow ow he poked me in my tummy
“See Charles? He’s a foodie like you.”
“WHO ARE YOU?!” 😂😂
"I'm Charles...I'm Jake's best friend'
"Charles, he's serving three life sentences, no need to flex"
😂😂
8:30 It's hosted on-
"*REDDIT*"
oh come on. That's clearly 4chan territory
Talking about niche interests, with wink wink not really stuff and criminal admins?
Very Reddit. Right up there with the incels, the storm front, the various creepshot style ones, and of course, r/shoplifting and r/beatingwomen.
Thankfully mostly banned now but yeah, it's a solid joke for a reason. :P
FFKonoko that’s a heckin pointerino
Intense Hannibal style shot, zoom in, dramatic music.... "JAAKE! IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! COME GIVE ME A HUG!"
I was waiting for this since so long! Love me a cannibal like him! 😂
You mean wood worker
check out IT Crowd: Moss and the German. Very funny episode and similarly funny cannibal imo.
@@DJSamsonofficial no
@@vond5829 Yeah, it's pretty good
I love this character so much. He's brilliant and works off Jake so well.
Jake: It’s true we’re friends.
Charles: He ate kids!
Jake: Well people are complicated.
I always cracked up laughing when Caleb tried to eat him and everyone panic
I like how they keep forgetting that he will try to eat them.
Sort of, getting stabbed seems to have made him more impulsive.
Picante beef is a street flavour, Caleb is a woodworker, Brooklyn 99 is the gift that keeps on giving😂
When i say i’m bisexual, i mean i like girls and bearded Jake Peralta.
Yes
How does it feel to be lesbian?
Everyone likes bearded Jake Peralta. EVERYONE.
Tim Meadows is a wonderful comedy actor his delivery is outstanding and so natural it makes it much funnier
he was great in Popstar too!
I love how Charles feel his friendship with Jake is threatened by Caleb.
He feels that way about all of Jake's friends
To be fair, a lotta those guys were red flags.
Wait a minute, didn't Jake say he is physically not capable of having any facial hair?
The things jail does to you, man...
No just incapable of growing a moustache
Prison changes people
Why do you think they got hair from Romero?
Maybe he just can’t have a moustache, like if he shaves everything the stache slips off
"The secret is eating the evidence".
~Caleb
"The secret is eat the evidence" - Caleb the wood worker
You are a cannibal that ate 6 people.
Nine and a half!
😂
the dialogue of the entire 7:15 sequence is amaaazing
Amaaaazzinnnggggg
0:34 "The secret is eating the evidence"
The tension on Charles face when Jake was talking to Caleb 😂
my heart melt for a cannibal when he said
"i'm just kidding. whats his deal?"
super chill 😂
"The waiting for the soccer practice to end"
I'm dead!
tim meadows' delivery is just so awesome.. it throws you off and draws you in at the same time.. he's such an underrated brilliant comedian..
this is why i like this show for caracters like this,, Pemento, pontiac bandit etc.
2:18 Love the look on the guard's face after Caleb says, "They were children, Jake! Weak little children!"
The best of caleb is all of caleb