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Honestly that character development of everyone teasing Jake for calling Holt dad, to him just openly saying that Holt and Kevin are his dad's is incredible
The fact he's not giving money is based on that Jake "had a sad childhood" implies there are *some* reasons he'd give away half a million dollars. I'd love to know how much money he has in his bank account if he can even afford to give that much away for any reason
Where's the scene when Jake and Holt are talking and Holt asks "okay what's the plan son" and Jake replies "well dad..." One of my faves ngl. Sad it's not here :(
I’m sad there’s not the clip where Jake says “TV and cake were my parents” while joking and then it turns to sadness while Rosa just stares at him and Amy comforts him, it’s so cute and funny
When you think about it, Holt isn't just the 99's Dad because he's older male authority figure... He gave Jake the discipline and effort his father never put in Amy the attention and praise her parents often reserved for their worst children and best children, Amy falling in the middle of the ranks And he gave Rosa a warm and understanding presence unlike her parents who she couldn't come out to for so long He's the 99's Dad because he gave them the things they were lacking from their own parental figures. Helping Jake to grow up (relatively speaking), helping Amy feel more self assured, and helping Rosa to open herself up more.
@@lukagrdzelishvili Good question, maybe if you do it really half-assed? Nah thats still literally looking, just not that much. I KNOW: If youre a blind and/or blindfolded person. @Fer R, are you or have you ever been blind and/or blindfolded while looking for Jake Peralta's daddy issues?
1: "Thanks dad." *Denies he ever said it.* 2. "I love you daaaptain. Daptain! Cool new way of saying captain!" 3. "My wife and my dad are here. I mean captain dad. I mean- I know who my dad is. It's you." 4. "In a weird way, I want you guys to be my dads." THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
It makes me laugh so much when he plays the dork 🤣 like on one of the early episodes when he remembers when he was younger and accidentally pulled someone's pants down 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I see Peralta I click immediately I see Daddy issues I relate immediately I’m a lesbian but jake is my favorite character because *daddy issues = my personality*
Saaaaaame My dad is an airline pilot who moved to Florida with his new family after he lost the custody battle. Told us nothing except how much he wanted us (me+sibs) to be together but 8 months after he lost he bounced and literally told us he was choosing his career over staying close to us. Soooooooooo😬 Jake is my spirit animal
TheGalacticCrafter Damn that sucks. Mine’s just a narcissist who calls me insults all the time but still claims that he loves me and my siblings But I think yours is worse
the fact that jake looks at holt as a father figure bc he’s been there for him more than his own dad has throughout his entire life, makes me so sad to think abt
Video Title : Jake Peralta having daddy issues for 7 minutes 46 seconds. Video : is 7 minutes 47 seconds long. Me : *it's stuff like this that gives me trust issues*
No matter what they do, no matter how many seasons passes: I will ALWAYS hate Jake's biological dad for being such a jerk and fucking up Jake's childhood and causing him so many issues. Jakey deserved better and I'm glad he had Holt and Kevin as father figures. On that note, if the series end and Holt and Kevin do not adopt Jake I will personally FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WRITER AND PRODUCERSZ BC Jake deserves this adult adoption and we all know Holt and Kevin consider Jake their kid.
I actually had the exact same thing where my dad showed up at my birthday and I didn't even know, or want that.. I told him I wanted him to leave just like Jake (that whole episode triggered me lmao)
Holt got demoted from captain down to beat cop even though he didn't do anything wrong. All Jake did was get a new boss, which is something an employee is supposed to handle without going off on some conspiranoid witch hunt.
Honestly that character development of everyone teasing Jake for calling Holt dad, to him just openly saying that Holt and Kevin are his dad's is incredible
*dads
Morgan Freeman what’s wrong with you? Why are you saying the n word?
Hanna wait, they are not black?
@@Lucy-tm9qp they are probably black
They're everyone's dad
If the series doesn't end with Holt and Kevin legally adopting Jake I'm going to fight the writers
YES I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT BUT IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW
A 30+ year old can't get adopted
@@friendlyneigborhoodbean ur name is true
Bruh he still has a mom and he’s trying to accept his dad back into his life
tf is this? 😂
“Peralta, I will not give you a cool half mill because you had a slightly sad childhood.”
such a great line
love the way holt says cool half mil
slightly sad always get me
The fact he's not giving money is based on that Jake "had a sad childhood" implies there are *some* reasons he'd give away half a million dollars. I'd love to know how much money he has in his bank account if he can even afford to give that much away for any reason
that is like my favorite line from the show
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM ? HE'S *EVIL* ! gets me every time
Bob.e Harrison how is this at 2.3k likes and I’m the first reply
@@stragglypie1038 how is this on 2.3k likes and i had no idea !??
but thank you for your reply ! :)
Ok im the third comment 🤣
I read this as he was saying it lmao
3.6k likes now
Where's the scene when Jake and Holt are talking and Holt asks "okay what's the plan son" and Jake replies "well dad..." One of my faves ngl. Sad it's not here :(
which episode is that?
Iris x s4e9 the overmining
i think it's just them having accepted their weird little relationship and play on it now
I was gonna comment that until I found this comment
because its not daddy issues that one is daddy solutions
“I kinda have some dad issue with certain people”
“Holt”
“Me”
“Raymond”
tony cee hello
Rishab bomma hello
captain holt was a better dad than jake's actual dad
No shit
Jake: I have some dad issues with certain people.
Amy: Captain Holt
Holt: Me
Kevin: Raymond
My favorite scene
🤣🤣
What episode was that??
Alissa Gomez Casecation I think? The one where Amy and Jake debate having kids
@@alissagomez8643 casecation szn 5
@@charosaurisrex7126 Its actually season 6 epi 12.
I’m sad there’s not the clip where Jake says “TV and cake were my parents” while joking and then it turns to sadness while Rosa just stares at him and Amy comforts him, it’s so cute and funny
So cute
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Hn, my parents were never even close to getting a divorce and tv and cake were still my parents.
@@EterPuralis don't have cake, but I got tv and instant noodles. All of us deserves a hug.
@@icy1 Thank you.
I love how Amy comforts Jake They are so cute together
Stay alive |-/
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Jaila Urban omg I love my fellow pilots |-/
beautiful clique ll-//
Jake's mom is a Karen oh dear
She's the only Karen we respect
What is it about Karen's?
@@beyzaakcan543 It is a stereotype. Karen is a mother who has short blonde hair and they are overcontrolling most of the time
She is Karen, that doesn't mean she is "A Karen", which is a mentality that can be applied to anyone
@@yamiletulerio2567 damn you beat me to it😂
jake started with an absentee dad and ended up with 2 greeaaat dads
edit: thank you for all the likes, it's amazing to see 🙈🤗
3 great dads and a dad trying to be better
@@fizzyboi4169 and a father in law, and is !!!! SPOILER!!!!!! a father
Yeah that’s why I said 4, Captain holt, Holts husband, Amy’s father and his own father
@@fizzyboi4169 ohh sorry
you think at least one of the reasons they made holt gay is to give jake not one, but Two Dads??
It's kind of sad. Jake is so desperate for a father figure in his life that he instinctively calls any male authority figure "dad"
Ikr! It's so sad and you can tell he's really happy when Halt says he's proud of him.😊
My wife and my dad are here...
I mean captain dad...
I mean I know who my dad is! Its you!
Hi Amy *she waves adorably*
haze: 7 minutes and 46 seconds
TH-cam: No.
Abenezer Girma WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP
The sad thing is it was correct but they changed it
Cant have shit these days
I love how the show threw Kevin into the mix being one of his dads too.
When you think about it, Holt isn't just the 99's Dad because he's older male authority figure...
He gave Jake the discipline and effort his father never put in
Amy the attention and praise her parents often reserved for their worst children and best children, Amy falling in the middle of the ranks
And he gave Rosa a warm and understanding presence unlike her parents who she couldn't come out to for so long
He's the 99's Dad because he gave them the things they were lacking from their own parental figures. Helping Jake to grow up (relatively speaking), helping Amy feel more self assured, and helping Rosa to open herself up more.
goddammit collin im crying now
Wait, did Jake learn to shave from Home Alone, or from Steve, his dad's co-pilot? He says the latter in the half-sister episode.
both
Carson Fijal one was face and one was balls
Maybe both
Amelie Miskin we have the same name
Yea youre right
I literally was looking for this, thank you
i was looking for this like a month ago and i couldn't find one so i was like fuck it i'll make it lmao
How do you figuratively look for something
@@lukagrdzelishvili Good question, maybe if you do it really half-assed? Nah thats still literally looking, just not that much.
I KNOW: If youre a blind and/or blindfolded person. @Fer R, are you or have you ever been blind and/or blindfolded while looking for Jake Peralta's daddy issues?
@@therwfer I think that still counts as literally looking for something
@@lukagrdzelishvili Let's agree to disagree and let science figure it out.
"woohmp"
" *t h e r e i t i s* "
I thought it'd be funny but now I'm just sad
Same
It’s like Dr. Doof’s backstory. It funny in sections but you put it all together and you wonder why it’s in a comedy show.
Yea.
I don’t know why but I was also expecting this here lmao
“Hello daddy”
“Yes daddy”
“No daddy”
“Dadddyyyy”
Fuck ur right I should have he said it with such passion
3:32, How do you know my mu and dad just hit different
At least you had one smh 🤦♀️ 😂
Tru
Holy cow I didn't even see it that way the first time. That's dark.
I don't get it. Can someone explain plz
@@mauia88 what's dark?
Everyone loves Jake, look at that like to dislike ratio
Yeaaaah! And those dislikes are probably just bots
the one dislike was jake's dad
99 likes, noice
@@jo3nama696 toit
LMAO
He has trouble operating thumbs. :P
He's evil
1: "Thanks dad." *Denies he ever said it.*
2. "I love you daaaptain. Daptain! Cool new way of saying captain!"
3. "My wife and my dad are here. I mean captain dad. I mean- I know who my dad is. It's you."
4. "In a weird way, I want you guys to be my dads."
THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
7:26 "It's not? Okay, thanks, I love you."
Fav scene
I loved this scene lmfaooo
I love Jake I wish he would go to therapy🥺
He does eventually, I’m so proud of him 🥺
He did, but the therapist was a murderer. Then he did again, but the therapist was a ruse for the Halloween Heist (but she was still helpful).
@@sagejennings4342 😂😂 but he said it was incredibly helpful!
You guys remember when Jake was like *SHES FAKE?!*
Well, he did, but his therapist was an actor and the therapy was a ruse for Rosa and Amy to listen in on jakes plans for the Halloween heist.
"Thank god, my wife and my dad are here" 😂😂😂😂
GETS ME EVERYTIME
6:38 His voice LMAO
It makes me laugh so much when he plays the dork 🤣 like on one of the early episodes when he remembers when he was younger and accidentally pulled someone's pants down 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@helenarc5790 😂 I forgot about that scene. Jake is amazing 😂😂
@@camithewitch5265truly!!! His character is so awesome that he accidentally made me develop an incurable crush on Andy Samberg 😂
that one dislike is Jake's dad lol
3:29 I love that Amy comforts Jake before he spirals any further. That was kind of adorable
I see Peralta
I click immediately
I see Daddy issues
I relate immediately
I’m a lesbian but jake is my favorite character because
*daddy issues = my personality*
Same lmaoooo
Saaammeee, I have immense daddy issues
Saaaaaame
My dad is an airline pilot who moved to Florida with his new family after he lost the custody battle. Told us nothing except how much he wanted us (me+sibs) to be together but 8 months after he lost he bounced and literally told us he was choosing his career over staying close to us.
Soooooooooo😬 Jake is my spirit animal
TheGalacticCrafter
Damn that sucks.
Mine’s just a narcissist who calls me insults all the time but still claims that he loves me and my siblings
But I think yours is worse
@@apexyl5135 it's not a competition, we all lose. Mine is disrespectful in less obvious ways. Solidarity ♥️
"good, thanks dad"
Reminds me of the time I called a teacher mom
what episode was that yk when he said "good, thanks dad"
"Holt."
"Me."
"Raymond." 😂😂😂
Jake needs a hug
the fact that jake looks at holt as a father figure bc he’s been there for him more than his own dad has throughout his entire life, makes me so sad to think abt
1:25 , is my favourite bit 😂
Weren't Jake and Gina best friends?
@@lalalalallalala fun fact: the actors grew up together too :)
@@lalalalallalala Did you know that Gina had a crush in Jake when they were kids?
The actors were too
@@bluez1892 wowowowowowowowoow really
BlueZ 18 No, the actress had a crush on him, nothing to do with their characters.
6:12 totally not so straight smashing it.
Video Title : Jake Peralta having daddy issues for 7 minutes 46 seconds.
Video : is 7 minutes 47 seconds long.
Me : *it's stuff like this that gives me trust issues*
Sksks it's because TH-cam always adds an extra second
funny you're the broken one but i'm the only one who needed saaaaavinnnn😔
@@copycatkillerwithachemicalcut okay, maybe I quietly watch videos of old grannies walking around in G-strings, but I'm NOT broken!
GIRL ALMDODOD
try playing among us
False advertisement! The title says 7 minutes and 46 seconds but the video is actually 7 minutes and 47 seconds
TH-cam adds that
They wanted to give us an extra second as a surprise!
Stfu
4:47 Dunno why I laughed so hard at that. LOL
Really? Because it makes me *sob*
Jake: *gasp* the problem is with limo drivers!
Amy: babe it's not
Jake: it's not?
Amy: no
Jake: okthxiloveyou
Jakes dad was the baseball coach and still never played catch with him?
ikr! sad
my favourite part was:
Jake:WHAT ARE YOU DDOING MUM!!?!!HES EVIL!!XD
Jake being petty about his dad on his birthday
The fact that it's 7 mins and 47 secs instead of 46 indurates me
The fact that Jake is usually so calm and funny but is absolutely serious when threatening his dad😂
why tf did I cry watching this
0:25 I love how literally everyone in the room stops and looks at Jake.
You forgot when get got put in solitary and he was thinking of random stuff and then he said "my dad never loved me"
You got it, Dad!
he's such a mood bro I can't even
Jake's mom looks like a female version of John Lennon
Holt and Kevin are the parents that Jake never knew he needed❤️
"jake peralta being captain holt son for 7 minutes and 47 seconds"
I’m sorry, why isn’t this all of B99?
Because then it definitely wouldn’t be 7 minutes and 46 seconds long
jake's dad disliked this video
I love how the title is all caps
i love you daptain
"He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy" was *made* for Holt and Jake 😄
One of my favorite parts of the whole series is jake saying he doesn't have daddy issues cause he doesn't have a dad
I love Amy's face when Jake blows out the candle
Jake calling that kid who’s 6 weeks older ‘dad’ 😂😂😂😂😭😭
No matter what they do, no matter how many seasons passes: I will ALWAYS hate Jake's biological dad for being such a jerk and fucking up Jake's childhood and causing him so many issues. Jakey deserved better and I'm glad he had Holt and Kevin as father figures. On that note, if the series end and Holt and Kevin do not adopt Jake I will personally FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WRITER AND PRODUCERSZ BC Jake deserves this adult adoption and we all know Holt and Kevin consider Jake their kid.
Yeah same I don't really buy his dad's redemption ark like at all
7:28 " it's not? Ok baby thanks I Love you. " That expression tho 😂
I actually had the exact same thing where my dad showed up at my birthday and I didn't even know, or want that.. I told him I wanted him to leave just like Jake (that whole episode triggered me lmao)
These compilations miss the one where he says "Oh sure, the one without a daddy has daddy issues. Explain that logic."
Bro I know literally one of my biggest regrets ever is not including that one I fucked up
We all know Holt is the real dad.
3:12 this part gets me everytimee!!
Nobody’s gonna talk about how the video is 7:47 long and how Jake’s dad is a pilot who flies 747s?
after all of this i believe he is going to be the best dad ever
I know me too I’m so excited to see him and Amy as parents in season 8!!!
@@hayes99 samee
Ie. Jake Peralta having daddy issues for the whole show. 😂😂😂
5:48 is definitely my favorite one
Notice how there are no dislikes
Well that's ruined.
6 happend on 1 day
jake is me
The way amy comforts Jake about his daddy issues is the sweetest thing 🥺
Jake has both Daddy and Mommy issues. He tried convincing that Therapist in Season 6 that he didn't wanna sleep with his mom, completely unprompted😂
I’ve never even seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine, yet I’m addicted to these videos.
I have no idea how this happened but I can’t say I’m mad about it.
“I know who my dad is, it’s you! Hi Amy!☺️”
"Go solve your housing crisis" is an underrated Captain Holt line and you shouldn't have cut it out 😂😭
as a person with daddy issues jake is my little shiny bean
Jake calling captain holt and Kevin his dads makes me so happy
Thank u so much for post this :3
absolute fucking mood
Dad... daptin ...captain ... it’s a whole new way of saying captain
When i found out Jake's mom is a karen I screeched
*sees that the video is 7 minutes 47 seconds*
Me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
He is just so sweet.🧡
the title: 7 minutes and 46 seconds
the video: 7 minutes and *47* seconds
me: NOOOO WHY
Are u sure about that
Me having daddy issues 24/7:
👁👄👁
7 minutes and FORTY SEVEN seconds . Thank you very much
"Yeah, the one without a dad has daddy issues, explain that logic."
This is my favorite video of all times
"Uh, yeah I looked it over. Good work."
"Great. Thanks, Dad."
* Everyone heard that *
7:10 holt has no excuse here. He’s supposed to be the father figure. Why is he sympathetic here?
Holt got demoted from captain down to beat cop even though he didn't do anything wrong. All Jake did was get a new boss, which is something an employee is supposed to handle without going off on some conspiranoid witch hunt.
Jon S except Holt was the one who participated and encouraged Jake. He basically did something bad and made Jake the fall guy for it
Bless you
Did anyone else cry a little bit when he finally got therapy?
7 minutes and 47 seconds long probably the type of plane Jakes father left with