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Unsubtle Criticism starring the Adeptus Arbites
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.พ. 2016
- What clearly will happen several thousand years from now unless a certain video-hosting site fixes their shit right this instant.
Fresh as Arbitrator
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the hobo might be the greatest champion of the dark gods. one conversation wiped out a planet.
Burn worlds with your complaints...
and he lived through exterminatus; was saved by the Warp at the last moment 😉
DID SOMEBODY SAY DARK GODS? SMASH IT
The hobo will literally burn entire worlds, just by having one of the chaos gods plant him on it, then having everyone drive the Hobo to chaos again.
Rob Marchi He was teleported away by the black legion and turned into a chaos space Marine. Eventually he got so powerful that he killed Abaddon and took all his stuff and then disguised himself as Abaddon
Look closely at the ending. The Hobo's life was saved by the grace of the Dark Gods.
Chaos protects.
+Gabriel Hollows Chaos hu akbar!
Gabriel Hollows TBH, the imperium are the true isis in the 40k universe. Laughable technologies, backed with religious craze.
***** The spawns of Slaanesh are creatures not worthy to be destroyed by the grace of Khorne.
*****
You don't really need His strength to do that, though he would totally support wiping them from the face of this world.
I'm in.
"ARBITRATOR! DO SOMETHING!"
I actually expected the arbitrator to suddenly turn around and accuse him of heresy, due to wanting to stop an exterminatus.
I'm pretty sure he did.
"ATTENTION HERETIC, MULTIPLE THIRD PARTIES HAS REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INNAPROPRI-"
it like getting a voice mail.
How do you know his last schpill about doing things inappropriate wasn't aimed at that scumbag?
Couldn’t make an appeal in 20 words or less.
Could condemn a whole planet to death with just 3.
What 3?
I could see "Nurgle help me please!" as one way
TreeckotheRebel he literally says “I’m joining Chaos” and the planet’s exterminatus’d
"I'm joining Chaos" is technically 4 words. I am Joining Chaos. Using a contraction is only the shortening of two words.
@@torbjartekolshus3688 ATTENTION CITIZEN. Multiple third-party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the Book of Judgement.
Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation with the Book of Judgemet: *_Being a nit-picking smartass as to make another citizen feel inferior to yourself._*
Your imperial right of existence has received one judgement, which will expire upon your deathbed. Additional violation may result in disabling of your legs or the permanent termination of your life.
Please not that killing yourself will not resolve the judgement on your existence, as you will be reassembled as a semi-sentient servitor until your tithe has been paid to the Imperium.
If you wish to form an appeal to the Adeptus Arbites as to counter-act your judgement, please inform us as to why you believe the judgement to be wrongful in 20 words or less.
@@HunhowsShadowStalker FFFFFFUCK YOU I'M MAKING A REFERENCE!
I like how the hobo is wearing an IG uniform, this is what he get's for surviving against all those odds right?
+Korick Armstrong (Paladin) You think he would've brought up the fact he was a veteran.
If you look closely he was magicked away into the warp at the last second before the flames got to him. So he survived, for better or worse.
SSFhighcommandJOHN if you survive service then you are clearly a HERETIC for you must have made a deal with the dark gods
@@InquisitorShepard yeah his new gods saved him
That clearly shows how Imperium treats loyal citizens, and yet loyalist scum still praises both the corrupted Imperium and The first-grade a-hole tyrant (aka The Emperor)
It was honestly probably Tzeentch who warped him out. Being able to get an entire planet condemned to Exterminatus in the brief spanse of a minute is an Architect of Fate level move.
Exactly what I thought when I saw him vanish lmao
Personally, I think it’s equally likely that Korne was responsible, he’s an old military vet who was being unjustly treated, yet he still held his ground and didn’t give in to the arbiter or the departmento munitorum employee. Korne would probably respect that.
Spoiler: its Lucius eternal
Billions of kill count without so much as a functioning leg
@@leightul Well Khorne is the good of truth and Justice He would like this Veteran
"...So I am Slaanesh, God of Lust, Greed, Excess, Pain and Hedonism, someone who destroyed the entire Eldar Empire by merely being born, someone who can make every desire you can and can't imagine become true... and all you are asking me for is some rat dust on your rations?"
The Hobo: But My children are hungry dark one
Great Horned Rat:*Exists*
Every other chaos gods:No. Bad. Not even Tzeench is this bad.
Rat dust for my rations would bring me unmeasurable pleasure oh dark one
Cue Slaneesh making him the Duke of Dining. "It... it's wonderful... all I have to do is... feast! And share the feast with others...!"
Nurgle: Oh you poor soul. Have some lovely filthy maggot filled meat.
TH-camr: "Ah, there we go! Done uploading my parody animation that took 4 weeks to draw and 3 days to uplo-"
TH-cam bot: *"ATTENTION CITIZEN."*
July 31st, 2021 edit - the role of the Departmento Munitorum has been given to GW themselves now.
TH-camr : "Fffffuck you ! I'm joining Dailymotion !"
TH-cam Recommendation Algorithms: “Did I just hear JOINING DAILYMOTION?! Uh-ooooh!”
@@darwengwein3605 *_S M A S H I T ! ! !_*
@@danielawesome36 *Channel gets sent into algorithm hell*
TH-cam BOT!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!
...did I just hear "JOINING CHAOS"? Uh-oooooooh!~ SMASH IT!!
Fucking that part right there, Alfa... That took me off guard.. You sly wulfen you.
You mean digganobz?
Praise be to Commisar Headsmash.
Talon Price Let 'em suffer from the "WAAAAAAGH!" raid
+Zurakci Wulfen? Eh-ohhhhhh...!
+Brother Malachai DIGGANOBZ!!
Did that citizen survive by joining chaos? He warped away at the last second.
*Meanwhile in the Immaterium*
[floating hobo]
Off-screen voice : YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SUBSCRIBED TO WARPMOTION
He is now in Slaneesh's loving arms and will help them fight the corrupt Imperium
@@StarboyXL9 Everrrrrrrywhere
Now this entire conversation contains some serious heresy
Ok.....so who's poking Slaneesh's pooper hole then!?!?! Damn Heretics
Like any great satirists this now qualifies as prophecy in regards to GW's insane new policies, and sadly the channel is the poor injured hobo.
Casual 40K/TTS fans: Did I just hear "POSTPONED INDEFINITELY"? Uh-oooooooooh- SMASH IT!
*Headbutts the "Stop following 40k stuff* button"
@Hate fueled HERESY
_Enter buying models from third parties and off of Ebay_
@@PowerArmorV113 I love it
FUCK U I'M JOINING WHITE WOLF!
You know, the most impressive thing in this video is that Inquisitor's hearing. He literally heard someone on the surface of the planet say that they were joining Chaos, from a ship in orbit! Can we be certain that he isn't a Heretic or Daemon in disguise as an inquisitor, given his otherwise seemingly impossible hearing ability?
No, no. It is just his special psychic power. He can sense heresy from 100 miles away.
Faith in the Emperor gives him strength
The planet might be bugged, or the uniforms of the arbiter and scribe
@@insertedgynamehere No.
His devotion to -genocide- The Emperor is just that strong.
@@dazeyndrowsy you know, considering how the warhammer universe works, that's just as valid an answer
We now have a new Chaos God. Random Hobo, the Chaos God of Vagabonds, Begging and Tent Communities.
+Zach Merson Spare change for the spare change god!
+atreides213 CHANGE FOR THE SPARE CHANGE GOD! CARBOARD FOR THE CARBOARD THRONE!
+Zach Merson I can just imagine the Chaos Champion of Random Hobo wearing power armor made from cheap cardboard and wielding a plastic knife he found in the dumpster in place of a power sword or something.
+atreides213 It'd still be more dangerous than your typical Guardsman.
+Zach Merson His symbol is a Burning oil drum.
So after that, the Hobo has to be some kind of Chosen of Chaos given he has a bigger success rate in under a minute than most followers of Chaos do in their lifetime.
The Hobo Chosen is best Champion of Chaos, He who shall replace Abbadon.
all hail Lord Hobo!
i never noticed till now that he is saved by chaos HAH!
Anybody could replace Abbadon and be more successful. A slug from the darkest recesses of the underhive would be more successful at furthering the cause of Chaos than Abbadon.
TheBreezyTrousers Except in actual close combat. He's a f*****g _monster_ there. But yeah, he's not a tactician.
Buzzy Bland only if his arms would stay on
1:21 the hobo literally spoke 21 words before he got zapped. That's efficiency.
So 20 must be the Max
I just noticed the hobo is saved by the chaos gods before the exterminatus reached him. Literally a champion of chaos by screwing over an entire hive world. My congrats; a hobo did more damage than Abaddon the despoiler did in all of BFG 2.
Abaddon cleaved the galaxy in two with his last crusade. I'd hardly call that a failure.
Now people like to crap on Abaddon for apparently not winning the previous 12 Dark Crusades, but it strikes me that people failed to grasp that he played the long game and won by small increments that snowballed during the 13th to his ultimate victory.
Abaddon played you all.
@@takirosh True, but half of the previous 12 black crusades don't deserve to be called as such because that's how inconsequential they were.
@@takiroshyou might wanna mention that the only reason why Abbadon even won the 13th Black Crusade because he slammed 2 entire Blackstone Fortresses into Cadia because he was actually being driven back, which also leads into the fact that there are only _six_ Blackstone Fortresses currently known to the entire galaxy, bro dropped 2 of the most powerful and rare space faring vessels ever created onto a planet because he couldn't win the fight without doing so, there is a REASON why people clown on him
@@takiroshonly took him 10,000 years and half the damage has been undone by the son of god
The hobo better come on the TTS as a demon prince :3
YES
Gaerdsmaanhaebo daemon prince of unjust
Alignment: Undivided
Daemon world: The shattered remains of oriris
Psyker: Yes
Psyker Level: Can skull fuck Tzeentch with his mind
A purple energy popped up on him right before the exterminatus got him, so he may very well be a Chaos Demon Hobo now.
Kaldor SKARBRAND DOESN'T LIKE BEING CHARGED UNJUSTLY!
SKARBRAND IS AN UPSTANDING MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY!
This is TH-cam right now in a nutshell...
Very true
THatS ThE JOke
“According to third party individuals you have violated the copyright law”
And the Exterminatus is TH-cam losing all viewers when someone FINALLY creates a more reasonable and understanding website.
4 years ago, I have watched this without any knowledge of 40k
Now that I accumulated the lore within my psyche, it is now 100 times funnier
This guy was more justified in joining chaos then all the traitor primarchs
Move over failbadon the armless we have a new warmaster, hobo-chan the legless!
Chances are that hobo is now a daemon prince. Considering the fact that a whole planet got an exterminates due to his actions.
well did they just say 3 words to end a subsector? no a few seconds boom billion are are dead by *JUST* 3 words
@@Commodore22345 that's just how chaos works
Didn't... What's his name-Vol'dorius?- become a prince for killing a couple million?
Pretty sure this counts as they both executed the same effort.
Pretty sure this hobo is more competent that Voldorius though... not like that's a high bar or anything lol@@Dragonspirit223
MULTIPLE
SIMULTANEOUS
AND
DEVESTATING
OFFENSIVE
COPYRIGHT STRIKES
+Marisa Julia Phelps A false DMCA REIHN
CODEX ASTARTES doesn't support this action
Now this explains that demon prince whereing a imperial guard helmet that pops up now and again
This has become the scene that mirrows how arbities (copywritelaw) are used by GW to destroy us guardsman for making us spice thier content a bit ourself .Also time to join chaos .
joining chaos in this instance is pirating books and 3d printing minis
Copywrite
@@lang-the-coach nah, doing so makes u a hero
@@troll925 in the eyes of other heretics, we are heroes, but in the eyes of the law? We are still heretics.
Chaos has the best 3D Printers.
... We need an extended version of Inquisitor Headsmash's "SMASH IT". Or else we get the Exterminatus going...
Mal Masque yes please
Did someone say exterminatus..........
SMASH IT
th-cam.com/video/Tl5zccsHQyA/w-d-xo.html
Let Me Hit It - Sporty-O
So, let me break this down.
The Arbites is TH-cam/Google, the Munitorum Guy is the companies filing false DMCA strikes, and the hobo is the content creators. So...who's Headsmash supposed to be?
+Super Saiyan Maze THE BACKLASH
+Super Saiyan Maze Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.
+Earndil Slartibartfast haha
If you incur 3 strikes against your TH-cam channel, despite being up for reveiw, with almost always no answer to your appeal, your channel is terminated. Alphaomegasin did a great video on it.
freedom from this torment
the 40k universe is usually being portreied as a dark grim but amazing battlefield of humans fighting horrible xenos
the actual humans in this 40k universe:
It's hard to believe this was released 4 years ago.
And that it's just as relevant now as it was then.
And the High Lords are surprised that there are a lot of heretical cults sprouting around.
Also love it for being a good satirical parody to TH-cam.
Can you imagine how the Emperor would seal with the Adeptus Arbites in person? Also, I have a feeling that where there’s political corruption, heresy springs out of nowhere.
@@Crusader-Ramos45 True.
Such satire seems appropriate considering 40k's lore originally was satirical.
@@sandwichmonster7067 OH INDEED. And I'd like it to remain it like that instead of going ultra-serious...
TH-cam, Facebook, the police...really, it applies to many things.
He got teleported into the warp at the end! Good for him!
+El Dominguez I saw that too! He lives....probably...maybe......ehhh...don't count on it.
+Alexander “Game Player” Washington lol. Yeah
Considering the purple glow and the fact the hobo already appeared in the Luscious Lucius video, I'd wager he's with Slaanesh now. Not sure if that counts as good.
In the short term I'd say he's possibly fine, In the long run though he's screwed as he's rejected the light of the Emperor. Although Chaos has always been a bit of a tilted meritocracy rather than the dictatorial holdings of the Imperium of Man.
Isn't orgies with demons in sick parties better than being a hobo?
I like that chaos literally whisks him away to the warp before he can die to the exterminatus.
Yoink!
The poor guy is probably enjoying a decent meal now.
Citizen: "Today is a nice day"
Adeptus Arbites: "Attention citizen, multiple third party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen are reviewed by the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the book of judgement. Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the book of judgement, "being happy". Your imperial right of existence has received one judgement which will expire upon your deathbed."
Hobo-chan was saved by chaos at the very end! Glory to the dark gods!
at first. thought you were joking but if you pause it at 4:34 you can see the purple glow whisking him to safety.
I guess the slannesh patrol did they're good deed for the week today
+emptank Silly man, it is Grandfather Nurgle who saves the sick and hungry.
Now that sickly hobo shall be welcomed into his arms and showered in Gifts.
+KaguroDraven well good for him, there are a lot of worse things he could've been showered with in the warp. especially from the slannesh patrol.
+KaguroDraven "At least the food tastes better.."
+KaguroDraven But Nurrrrrgle is greeeeeen... not pink
I Like it. a good, humorous way of protesting You tubes idiotic automated system.
True
+Tancread of Galilee Humorous? It actually made me more sad than the scene with Magnus killing children in Episode 14...
+Hyper Don't worry, the Hobo was saved by Chaos at the end.
Hyper TH-cam is stupid. It's the companies who are filling the retarded bullshit that are evil and deserve to die.
Gothmog, King of The Balrogs Why do you use it then?
This is why I'm a Tau player. At least their totalitarian bureaucracy functions.
Arbitrator: TH-cam
Hobo: TH-cam Content Creator
Tech-Priest: "TH-cam Hero"
Chaos: Switch/Dailymotion/Other Independent Media Website
Inquisitor Headsmash & Exterminatus Explosion: The Backlash
LMR 1996 Uhm that dude is not a tech priest, he is an Administratum Drone (aka small time officials)
Having recently gone through this stuff, we can confirm this is startlingly accurate.
Although the Arbite was more reasonable than TH-cam... he at least.
BRB off to join Chaos.
Did I just hear "JOIN CHAOS"?
Uh-ooooooh!~
UNSUB!!!
Steve Son You saw nothing!
But Snipe, what about the Space Wolves?
Snipe and Wib did I just hear JOINING CHAOS?!!! Uh ooooooh SMASH IT!! (dubstep exterminatus)
ARBITRATOR DO SOMETHING!
I liked that the hobo vanished in a warp poof right before the explosion hit them.
HE LIVES IN CHAOS
+RaithSienar Recurring character incoming!
+RaithSienar
Praise Nurgle Senpai, Slaanesh-Kun, Theezch-chan, and of course Khorn-sama.
Kyokononnon W
You misspelled two of those ya know.
Kyokononnon W Also no weeaboo speak! Leave that for the Tau xD
+Bollthorn
I play tau, and I my avatar is now Kyoto Sakura! I am a fan of Warhammer, and a fan of Puela Magi Madoka Magica, weird huh.
Also pardon my misspelling, I have mental problems ^_^
This is TH-cam's Terms of Service and moderation teams summarized in 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
This explained why anyone would want to join chaos so well
Is the emperor seeing this? This is the reason chaos is so popular. Honest people driven to the brink by those in power.
Uf
Uf
Ooff
I'm tired of being an oppressed hobo :C
+ZoranTheBear Looks like you're an oppressed chaos spawn now. Gratz on the promotion.
+hutchy1k94 is it too late to join one of nurgle's groups i tied to get into Failbadon the Harmless next black crusade but i'm still on the damn waiting list. Or should i just go fuck it and join a Khorn warband
+Jaden Harrod You could always.. uh... start your own chaos cult?
+yoshimario40 Or be a Watcher in the Dark. I heard they got openings on the Rock these days. You get to wear a spiffy hood too. :)
+Lester Ramos joining as a watcher doesn't sound that bad get to have astarties protection, some what decent food, and not having to worry about being murder raped by Lucy over there
Did anyone else notice at 4:34 the hobo didn’t burn in the exterminatus? Looks like he was teleported away?! 🤔🤔🤔
ATTENTION CITZIZEN GAMES WORKSHOP HAS DETERMINED YOUR FAN CREATED CONTENT IS IN VIOLATION OF ONE OR MORE CORPORATE CLAIMS
I love how the hobo get warped up by Chaos right before the explosion got him.
Alright this is fucking hilarious
hi master
fuck yeah
The roast is burning, but the screams haven't stopped. It's only a matter of time until dinner is served.
I puked my Imperial Rations after discovering the Ending... too much laughs
I like that the arbites stops talking and just starts slowly falling over
GW to fan animators in a nutshell.
We all need an Inquisitor Headsmash loop video. Please Bruva Alfabusa we neeeeeeeeed it.
th-cam.com/video/Tl5zccsHQyA/w-d-xo.html
Is it just me or did the dark gods save that guardsman before he was torched?
It was slaanesh because the hobo is lucius's boyfriend
+Battlez no, his galpal.
@@battlez9577 You know, that's probably an even worse fate than exterminatus.
@@MrMobiusfan I would take Fulgrim over Lucius any day of the fucking week.
I just noticed that. Damn, you have a keen eye.
Talk about foreshadowing. RIP
I love how he just stands there while the guy says all this
This is my attempt at being relevant. #WTFU
Also, TTS is of course being worked on actively.
Sorry for the wait, but I feel it is gonna be quite worth it in the end I hope!
its allways is worth it
can you give us a rough estimate for its a rival? awesome work by the way on everything
I still desire more childrens card games.
+Bruva Alfabusa Damn straight it's relevant.
Glad you're on the wagon, wouldn'tve gotten in on this had multiple people just upped and left.
If I'm getting dysentery, I at least wanna know the person who gave it to me is suffering the same, eh?
Did...did the hobo get warp'd out before being exterminatus'd?
I like how the Hobo-Guard went to the warp upon death.
+Lord Proteus Nonono, just BEFORE death... I feel this may not be the last we see of him.
+Lord Proteus Lucius probably bailed him out.
If only we got to see the Hobo's family. They too got warped out by the Dark Gods, his wife and daughter get transformed into daemonettes while his son gets recruited by the Iron Warriors.
Many centuries later the Hobo son is a Chosen Champion and a favourite of Perturabo cause Hobo's son admired Perturabo for his intelligence and skill not as a siege expert or war leader but for Perturabo long dead dreams as an architect of wonders and a craftsman of precise marvels of innovation
That Arbitrator should reviece a promotion, remaining calm and professional even as the planet literally goes up in flames.
did i hear ''joining chaos''
*FUCKING HERETICS*
Uh-oooohhhh SMASH IT
Fuckin' hereticz!
4:13
Just for those who want to relive this glory over and over again...
*DIE HERETIC!*
Is this the same hobo from the prank video?
Is he joining chaos because he was touched by Lucius's act of kindness?
...touched... ewww...
Step 1: Name my dick "kindness"
Step 2: Go around touching people with my kindness
Step 3: Profit
You sir, are the worst. Well done.
What prank video
now I see why, some guardsmen join chaos
MULTIPLE THIRD PARTY INDIVIDUALS HAVE REPORTED OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only copyright infringement.
+doubleP and war on content creators.
Look very carefully at the end of the video. That imperial citizen was not caught in the exterminatus. His fate may be much worse.
Or better?
SPARE CHANGE FOR THE SPARE CHANGE GOD!
CARDBOARD FOR THE CARDBOARD THRONE!
Gentel Noober I was kinda thinking perhaps Papa Nurgle takes him on.
+DeltaMetroid1 The Chaos God Random Hobo needs no help from Nurgle......
......
.......he could for some spare change though.
+Zach Merson oh so Tzeentch then.
I like how Chaos actually came through and warped the guy before the explosion reached him.
cant wait for a Hobo, Daemon Prince model in 12th edition
Wait, before the fire consumes the men, a pink fire envelopes the hobo. Did he make it to chaos. He provably was teleported there by the warp.
Yeah, and became a daemon prince. He accomplished in less than 5 minutes what most followers could only dream to accomplish given their lifetime.
@@henryhaile1653 how did you know he become daemon prince?
@@abdulazis400
Because he destroyed an entire planet. A hive city planet, at that
People have been made daemon princes for less
The Best part of this entire video is that the Guardsman was teleported away before the backlash of Exterminartus hit him :D
+Jasper Daugaard The GODS protect! :D
Raven Strategist Praised be the Chaos Gods.
If you see your neighbor at the grocery store and say “hello” - Explained by an Australian
Just love that gasp they both do the second he says joining chaos
SMASH IT! (God that was glorious, we need a full remix of that)
I lost my shit at that moment!
Hell yeah we do! Bruva, what was the track you put under that?
+Micah Wilson drop it.. just search on YT
+Micah Wilson drop it.. just search on YT
+Micah Wilson "Let Me Hit It" by Sporty-O.
Lucius saved Hobo-Guardsmen at the last minute from exterminatus.
I'm with you brother #nohomo #jkitsaSlaaneshFrat
holy shit just noticed that the heretic is saved by chaos before the fire consumes him
So does that guy just have super hearing of the sentence “I’m joining chaos”
An Inquisitor can sense heresy anywhere!
@@lumpbeefbroth6611 even if you merely think it.
4:14
"-Dis i just hear 'JOINING CHAOS' ? Uh-ooooooh !~ SMASH IT ! "
That need to become a meme xD
Well, now it is.
Chaos is Vimeo.
+StringStorm Vimeo is more the snobby Eldar, really. I tried joining Vimeo to get away from TH-cams BS, but they specifically dont allow gaming videos because "its not art".
Maybe Chaos is Dailymotion?
*****
I'm down for that idea, Dailymotion is the 2nd largest "youtube-like" site, second only to TH-cam :P
chaos would have to be places like bitchute or liveleak
What clearly will happen several thousand years from now unless a certain battle-oriented miniature manufacturer and lore company fixes their shit right this instant.
/FTFY
Nah, forget that. But have you heard of the new table top miniatures games Battlemace 80 Milllion?
Ah yes.The Arbofucks. In the DOW:SS Witch Hunter mods. They are surprisingly great at holding off Chaos waves with the throne of judgment at their aid.
ATTENTION CONTENT CREATOR, I SHAT MYSELF LAUGHING, YOUR PUNISHMENT IS FORCED LABOR TO CREATE MORE HILARIOUS VIDEOS
The "Uh-oooh" cues right at the 4:20 mark. Brilliant.
"Please note that killing yourself will not resolve the judgement on your existence."
The last five seconds was incredibly satisfying.
Did anyone else notice the hobo being teleported out of there?
+will palach Actually, knowing Chaos, they probably teleported his family too, to make him follow Chaos even more.
That moment when chaos is more humane than the imperium of "man"
^they're a bit too Humane, actually. The con to chaos is it feeds it's primal needs waaay too much.
+will palach
And then you have your soul eaten by demons.
LordVader1094 Depends on the kind of "eaten" that would be great or bad .... :P
ATTENTION, DUELISTS!
I see what you did there
;D
Screw you continuity!
+hutchy1k94 I see what you did their...^,,,^
+hutchy1k94
MY HAIR HAS REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE
Not surprisingly, nothing has changed and it has probably gotten worse.
It's funny how every year this ends up being less and less of a parody. And funny I mean enraging.
(This comment comes during the TH-cam age restriction apocalypse. Yes, I'm calling it this early.)
At least the "20 words or less" part isn't really around anymore.
God I remember when counter claims had such a crazy short limit.
Bruva Alfabusa... we need more Inquisitor Headsmash Videos!
Shouldn't your profile picture be fire?
I carry my fire inside.
*pulls out M2 flamethrower* I like mine outside.
*Pulls out Anvilus Pattern Heavy Flamer* Well if you insist....
Did that guy just warp out of there at the last moment?
+MiningwithPudding i was just wondering the same thing... i think he did, actually.
+MiningwithPudding He did in fact get warped out last second
+[TLR] Atlas I really want to know which chaos God he will join 😅
Joel Finér
this really looks like some nurgle-tier fuckery to me :3
guy in pain, with all the things coming to mess up his day. the mighty grandfather would not miss that opportunity to rescue some random human, i guess.
+Chemical Druid Praise be to the Plaguefather, our wondrous lord, Grandfather Nurgle. He who AIDS us in our time of pain, with the gift of immortality and awesome satisfaction.
"TTS LIVES" Stomp Stomp
Honestly, this is a pretty accurate representation of how the Imperium "functions."
Hobo absorbed by chaos right before dieing? An appearance in If The Emperor had a Text to Speech Device I do see!
I just noticed that right before the wave of fire hits them that the hobo gets pulled into the warp.
That fucker that has no authority or power just destroyed the world he was on with one sentence and lives to tell about it.
Hell, after pulling that stunt he's probably a Chaos Champion, if not a full-blown Daemon Prince. O.O
Move over Abaddon; there's a new Warmaster in town.
Lol
And this, my friends, is what you call a Kafkian nightmare.
A system of bureaucracy so robotic, so soulless, so lacking in common sense, that it completely collapses upon itself.
This hobo did in 3 words what Abbadon failed to do for 10 thousand years.
So, he got teleported out?
Joining Chaos is the shit.
EDIT: Sooo Content is food rations, and the people making versions of that content are making rat dust? Seams right for allot of the people on TH-cam.
the rat dust thing could literally mean anything to do with making content based on the thing.
I have never played Warhammer 40,000 in my life. I've never even been anywhere near it.
But I am still favoriting this random thing I found, because it's funny as hell.
+EarthBound Pwny We have space elves! You should totally join us!
+Katie Knoll
Yes, space elves with perfect bodies, deadly martial skills, and long, red hair full of tiny hooks that'll tear your skin off.
That goddam bitc- **Mumble grumble** - want my goddam rematch... Grrrrr...
+Katie Knoll
Our space elves are awesome. They are all uppity and have cool space guns that are highly specialized, and their cousins are into BDSM. ... hardcore BDSM.
Girl Buu I bet it'd be a lot of fun to be a dark eldar pirate with friends =p
Cameron Johnson
No-no-no DON'T!
You'll waste a good Baneblade!
She's too fa- oh too late...
A plasma grenade down the barrel between shots, classic...
**Sigh**
For fuck's sake!
Did you think something as slow as a Baneblade was gonna work on *HER!?*
Imperial nutjobs...
This is actually both the first time I’ve seen one of your videos and is the best introduction to Warhammer I could have gotten
The Arbitrator being Officer Barbrady will never not be funny.
ATTENTION ALFABUSA. FURTHER RELEASE OF CONTENT SUCH AS THE ABOVE WILL BE GREATLY WELCOMED. WE APPRECIATE YOUR WORK AND UNDERSTANDING
I like how you can see the guy being pulled into a purple cloud before exploding.
+Corn Bread FORESHADOWING
+Corn Bread I wonder if this means he is going to be relevant to the TTS lore? relevant like that poor space marine cosplayer child who keeps getting fucked by life i mean.
+masterredwood In all honesty he's just going to get fucked over again by Lucius. Chaos Cultists tend to be treated as expendable meatshields just as much as guardsmen are.
SpitshineSneakers Poor Nub legs went from figuratively to literally screwed.
RuSosan I dont know how much lube helps when you make the new holes it will be slicking up? and I am sure the wine is made of human suffering and just an over all bad year.
3 Years later and this still holds up. Dark times, indeed
you can push a man so far, until that man fights back.