Not gonna lie. As I am looking up a whole bunch of Italian films from the 60s to the 80s... seeing Goblin on the credits is always a treat. Because you know you will at least get a funky soundtrack!
Probably the funniest part is that if you read the lips, the actors are speaking in English, and then dubbed over in Italian, and then subtitled back over in English
Not unlike many cheap horror/sci-fi movies (and even some spaghetti westerns), filmed in Italy in the 70s and 80s. They'd get American or British actors for the leads, let them recite their lines in english, and dub their voices for the italian release. For the english release they would do the opposite and dub the italian supporting cast.
The whole time I figured they were not Italian. They don't even look Italian. Many Italians are dark-haired and none of these actors have real dark hair or olive complexion as is common there.
Onholyservicebound lol i'm italian i'm white but if i could choose between to be white as snow or tanned i would prefer to be tanned ...thats why people go to the beaches during summer, dont you think so?
@@effyiew7318 Probably because its lack of neon lights, less flashy action scenes that sperges etc. I think 1994 Spiderman was fine. But i think problem is, calling anything super hero is doomed to just be lame. Because He-Man series is a show that you would think would be ridiculed more. But because it doesnt have Super hero as a genre, it kind of makes it more watchable. Mario has Super in the title, because Super Hero came from something extraordinary thing like saving someone from being runned over, by many examples. But having a genre makes it so lame because it standardizes "thanks to Superman, tights and super powers" not a unique story or work of fiction. Thats my problem with the whole thing. But there are some comics that are good like TMNT, or The Punisher but yeah
This is the sort of broadcast I hope the aliens receive first. It'll mean they're good and confused by the time they land. Especially if they land in Italy.
+videowilliams Very true! Especially considering this has been filmed in Australia collecting all the stereotypes of the "Italians" in the foreign movies of the sixties (smokers, fat, drinking cappuccino, drum players, rudes with women etc etc) :D
True enough, Jim Rustler: that movie alien map of Earth only ever features the USA, with maybe a few international capitals dotted around it. I get excited any time they cut to the Sydney Opera House for 5 seconds or so before it's back, inevitably, to the main game Stateside.
Its a parody of foreign bootleg movies based on popular franchises. Like 3 Dev Adam which is a Turkish movie where Captain America and the famous luchador El Santo have to team up to take down Spiderman who is a crime boss for some reason.
Yes. He has. The reason he'll never respond is because he is now getting high in that opium den WITH the ALMIGHTY ITALIAN SPIDERMANNNNNN!!!! WAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I don't know what is more funny: the parody as itself or the fact that every line of dialogue that were supposed to be in italian often have huge mistakes in grammar and/or pronunciation. P.S. I'm Italian.
peccato che non sia per niente un motivo di orgoglio. Immondizia piena di stereotipi con una pronuncia dell'italiano da far invidia ai doppiatori di "Dinosauri" della Dingo Production.
For anyone else wishing him to be in Spider-Verse, sadly Joaquim Dos Santos (the director of the second movie) has confirmed in an interview that they cannot use him due to legalities.
I'm Italian and from now on I'll have to resist using the line "Shut your mouth pussycat e fammi un macchiato... pronto!". Then again it's more english than italian and "pronto" means "ready" in italian, so most of the people would only understand "fammi un macchiato", wich is fine!
I, for one, was disappointed that Italian Spiderman doesn't shoot long, sticky spaghetti noodles to swing around with. Perhaps he is disappointed, as well, and takes it out on defenseless women whom he believes he deserves macchiatos from.
In an interview in December 2018, the producers of Into the Spider-verse said they want Japanese and Italian Spider-man for the sequel. It was recently confirmed that Japanese Spider-Man will be in it, so that means there's a chance Italian Spider-Man will be too.
Sharknado should have been like this, no bullshit lazy CGI, just chroma key (alpha channel, green screen) and practical effects. The snake was a real rubber snake, didn't need to be a shitty CGI creation. Italian Spiderman could beat up a sharknado with both hands tied behind his back, and his mustache shaven.
Haven't watched this in a long time and i literally cried it made me so happy. Dario is the man! This movie and all of the Danger 5 series will live forever in my heart!! THANK YOU
He does while punching him out, then he proceeds to bust her in the mouth and tells her to get him a macchiato pronto. Finally a superhero who supports true equality.
With all the powers of an average spider LIKE!!!! 1.Teleportation 2.Punching women 3.Running faster then a speeding motorcycle 4.Smoking 5.punching women and ofcourse the one thing all spiders are known for, flying in place.
This is one of my favorite things in the whole world. There will never be another superhero as boorish or boneheaded, and certainly none capable of nonchalantly puffing on a cigarette while battling a horde of menacing rubber snakes. Arrivederci, Italian Spiderman! You will be missed.
MERAVIGLIOSO!!!! :D Per chi non lo sapesse, sono dei ragazzi australiani che hanno girato il tutto fingendo sia un film ritrovato da un naufragio delle pellicole! XD E' meraviglioso e così '70ino!! :D
It has action
It has velocity
It has terror
It has suspense
It has romance
It has...
*G O B L I N*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Suspense is just him smokin a joint and then fighting a fake snake lmao
It has a mustache
Not gonna lie. As I am looking up a whole bunch of Italian films from the 60s to the 80s... seeing Goblin on the credits is always a treat. Because you know you will at least get a funky soundtrack!
The irony is the full cut never has the goblin
Probably the funniest part is that if you read the lips, the actors are speaking in English, and then dubbed over in Italian, and then subtitled back over in English
Not unlike many cheap horror/sci-fi movies (and even some spaghetti westerns), filmed in Italy in the 70s and 80s. They'd get American or British actors for the leads, let them recite their lines in english, and dub their voices for the italian release. For the english release they would do the opposite and dub the italian supporting cast.
The whole time I figured they were not Italian. They don't even look Italian. Many Italians are dark-haired and none of these actors have real dark hair or olive complexion as is common there.
mesamorphisis 209 lol that is such stereotypical horseshit. Clearly you've never been to Italy.
@mesamorphisis 209 real dark hair or olive complexion?
Onholyservicebound lol i'm italian i'm white but if i could choose between to be white as snow or tanned i would prefer to be tanned ...thats why people go to the beaches during summer, dont you think so?
Tom holland has some big shoes to fill
And a big Costume
and a mustache
Wow just like in WW II
Hahaha.😃
This comment didn't age well.. :(
If Italian Spiderman isn't in no way home, I'm gonna be so sad.
I will RIOT if he dosen't appear.
@@sheepastley Are you rioting?
@@blupdaboloh YES I AM EUEKSIZIDJHEUDUDGRGR
I'm from the future, and I can confirm that he is not.
@@patrickdavis3891 noooooo
Nobody suspected that Italian Spiderman was Pablo Escobar this whole time
Blue Cookie THAT WAS A SECRET!
Suspect...
SUS! 😳
A M O G U S
I was wondering why his moustache was all snow white. Now this makes perfect sense...
This is the standard to which I will put all future marvel films.
Prepare to be disappointed
Marvel can never be this high quality
And yet this is immensely more watchable than anything Marvel has released.
@@effyiew7318 Probably because its lack of neon lights, less flashy action scenes that sperges etc. I think 1994 Spiderman was fine. But i think problem is, calling anything super hero is doomed to just be lame. Because He-Man series is a show that you would think would be ridiculed more. But because it doesnt have Super hero as a genre, it kind of makes it more watchable. Mario has Super in the title, because Super Hero came from something extraordinary thing like saving someone from being runned over, by many examples. But having a genre makes it so lame because it standardizes "thanks to Superman, tights and super powers" not a unique story or work of fiction. Thats my problem with the whole thing. But there are some comics that are good like TMNT, or The Punisher but yeah
Bro predicted the future 💀
Never been so proud to be Italian.
+Gabriele Giacomelli Di dove sei?
@@Philoglossos ma nessuno rispose mai
@@reggin3487 non sapremo mai di dov'era luilì.
@@DavideLaPlaca Eh già
Seguo
Why the hell is this not in "Into the spiderverse"
because of the japanese spiderman that have a megazord and a mp40 all ways on is side
Are you joking? Italian spiderman's fat rolls would break the multiverse if he was canon.
Ask Phil Lord if Italian Spider-Man will be in Spider-Verse 2.
Because he's not canon xDD
Too op
I love this. A trailer for a non-existent film that became so popular that they got funding to make the film.
Just like Machete.
And hobo with a shotgun
And a soundtrack :)
@@kashsmith6181 and Kung Fury.
And Black Dynamite 1 and hopefully 2
So glad to know that there is a goblin in this because I only watch movies that have goblins
+ispeakcat95 how am I the only one to like this comment.
JonTron wholly disagrees with you.
Right, I only watched the European cut of Dawn of the Dead.
Willie Weasel b
Con ragazzos con el belle melone!
RESPETTI LE DONNE.
*PUMA ROAR*
Si
RISPETTI LE DONNE
Rispetti le donne!
He punches both the cat caller and the crafty kitty
The most powerful version of spiderman in the entire multiverse
I don't think he's stronger than Bully Maguire
@@PolishGod1234 You're right. Italian Spider-Man is *WAY* stronger.
@@sheepastley nah, he doesn't have pizza time-
...wait, he's italian
@@PolishGod1234 can bully maguire summon penguins?
@@Ben-rz9cf yeah
This film has everything to become a porno.
Correction: Italian cinema and television has everything to become a porno automatically.
Felipe de Oliveira Campos also French cinema and television
Felipe de Oliveira Campos thank you... also we have got many good film...
well yes i agree that but you know when a tired Hungarian man sits in front of the french tv everything is possible
It would be the only case in film history of the porno having a higher budget than the original.
my cancer has been cured
+FLy1nRabBit eh shut your mouth a-pussycat!
***** AYYY I'M RIGHT ON IT MY BROTHA!!!!
+FLy1nRabBit But now you have contracted Superaids from this video
Is this just fantasy
That's amazing, I'm happy for you.
I hope we get to play as Italian Spider-Man in the PS4 game
*PIZZA TIME*
It'd be an awesome game!
If we could get the Raimi costume as dlc, we should get Italian Spider-Man as a costume
Unfortunately, with all the suits included including undie suit and F4 Paper Bag Head suits, this one is lacking alas :(
Disney 100% dropped the ball. The fact that this LEGEND wasn't in NWH is the biggest crime perpetrated by modern cinema.
The directors wanted to put it in, but they did not have rights and no one knew who does. So thank you Copyright for f%^king it up.
Italian Spiderman made me believe in God again.
Hey you are that amazing actor! 😮😃
That’s beautiful coal
This is the sort of broadcast I hope the aliens receive first. It'll mean they're good and confused by the time they land. Especially if they land in Italy.
+videowilliams
Very true! Especially considering this has been filmed in Australia collecting all the stereotypes of the "Italians" in the foreign movies of the sixties (smokers, fat, drinking cappuccino, drum players, rudes with women etc etc) :D
Yep :) With Mexican wrestler masks for the bad guys thrown in!
+videowilliams nope, don't forget that they only will attack usa
True enough, Jim Rustler: that movie alien map of Earth only ever features the USA, with maybe a few international capitals dotted around it. I get excited any time they cut to the Sydney Opera House for 5 seconds or so before it's back, inevitably, to the main game Stateside.
Dear God I pray aliens do not land in Japan.....
I was afraid that it would deviate from the source. So I was glad to see to they included goblin.
Average Spiderman fan:
"I want Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield in No Way Home"
The multiverse:
"Hold my macchiato"
Tobey Maguire my ass
F R A N C O F R A N C H E T T I
Adiós mafia
Don't forger about Japanese Spiderman!
16 years later and I still can't understand how this thing was even an idea. Dario Russo's mind is way beyond our comprehension
Its a parody of foreign bootleg movies based on popular franchises. Like 3 Dev Adam which is a Turkish movie where Captain America and the famous luchador El Santo have to team up to take down Spiderman who is a crime boss for some reason.
Everything about this is so perfect. The fake 60’s mood, the look, the broken Italian, the narrator. Better than any MCU film that’s for sure
And the Jaguar!
Their Italian cracks me up. Its so broken.
0:48 HEY RAGAZZE CHE BELLE MELONE
Hey girl, its beautiful melon hehehehe
solo uno uomo risolvere questa cosa
Quest'estate al mare alla prima tettona dirò Hey che belle melone ! Magari funziona
1:44 I love the fact it seems he was chasing him on the bike, then got off the bike and caught up to him on foot, just to prove that he could do it
0:35 Now I finally know where that gif is from. My life is fulfilled.
For real, never knew and never suspected it came from something like this.
I never get tired of watching this. Whenever I need a good laugh, I know Italian Spiderman is there.
I am offensive and I find this Italian.
I am this and I find italian offensive.
Z fuck you ignorant racist
I am find and this is italian.
@@MysteryyyMAN you ignorant
I am Italian and i find this spectacular.
Far from home is looking good
Pietro parcheggiatore
1:12 Superman(o)
1:16 The Flash
1:19 Sherlock
1:21 Dave grohl
1:23 Mexican Spiderman
1:21 John Bonham*
0:24 mascaras sagrada Mexican wrestler
@ 0:35, I was like "Oh! THAT'S where that came from!"
I always thought that was Robert Plant!!! Lol
@joako_2002_12 LOL
I said the same exact thing! 🤣
Why am I so late and what are you talking about?? Where what is from?
Nevermind found it
That mustache is fucking glorious.
+Raging Pervert
right?! xD
your profile pic is brilliant
Raging Pervert Like Ron Swanson and Burgundy quality!
Dario Argentos best work
But seems a bollywood movie
Different Dario 😉
I'm Italian and i'm not offended
+tommaso b me too. lol
+tommaso b perche' italian spiderman! :D
+tommaso b Idem ( ' . ')
+tommaso b I am not italian and I am offended :D
+tommaso b Dovresti dio bono ahha
"Punch-o punch-o run run!"
I *will* use that irl at some point.
Jason1920 used that punch line yet?
Yes. He has. The reason he'll never respond is because he is now getting high in that opium den WITH the ALMIGHTY ITALIAN SPIDERMANNNNNN!!!! WAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
A super festi punch o punch o run run
My life is a little more complete after watching this. Grazie, Italian Spiderman!
Quando il cinema italiano contava qualcosa
Peccato non sia italiano
e poi se ti chiami pure così...
@@MUTVFORMV è italiano..
@@davideserto3535 Non è che se c'è scritto italian spiderman vuol dire che sia italiano eh
È australiano ma credo sia ironico il commento. È un capolavoro comunque sia
Finally a Spider-Man movie that stays true to the character!
ACTION! SUSPENSE! TERROR! GOBLIN!
Showed this to my (Italian) mum to explain how I developed a weird tic of muttering “suspenso” to myself. Now she only has more questions.
The moment you realize Italian spiderman is way cooler than the original
RESPECT WOMEN! 💥
Rich Evans has good tastes.
Mitch Gosser This comment took 3 YEARS TO MAKE!!
I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE NAME RICH EVANS
13 years later and this is still the best Spider-Man ever created
I don't know what is more funny: the parody as itself or the fact that every line of dialogue that were supposed to be in italian often have huge mistakes in grammar and/or pronunciation.
P.S. I'm Italian.
Remember when internet was fun?
grazzi italian spiderman
Eh shut your mouth pussycat and fire me a makiyato.
PONTO!
Non sei italiano io si hahaha. come va???
Grazie*
Sha Boby a casa?
This needs to be remade starring Jack Black.
No.
Hell No.
fuck off no
hell no
+Evil Gary So he could ruin it like Gulliver's Travels.... No
This might be the greatest thing I have ever watched. I feel like I should unclothe myself in it's presence.
If you understand Italian its even better because they speak it very very badly
That would be impossible, Doctor
1:28
STANDING HERE, I REALISE,
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME,
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
he realized
Italian pride. Yes, I'm italian
bravoh
IL GALLO, be sure!
peccato che non sia per niente un motivo di orgoglio. Immondizia piena di stereotipi con una pronuncia dell'italiano da far invidia ai doppiatori di "Dinosauri" della Dingo Production.
YEE
***** SHUT YOUR MOUTH PUSSYCAT AND FAMI UN MACCHIATO, PRONTO!!
I love how calm and collected Capitan Maximum is when he sees that his arch-rival can catch up to him on a motorcycle by running.
I can't deal with the fact that this exists.
Me neither...
welcome to internet.
*_I Giorno Giovanna have a dream_*
1:29 ARIARIARIARIARI
IS THIS A MOTHAFUKIN JOJO REFFERENCE
@@elliotgonzalez4104 THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!!!
@@angeldejesuslopezbrito6192 OK- SO WHAT DO WE DO FIRST, DEFEAT DIO OR SEARCH FOR JESUS' CORPSE???
yare yare daze
For anyone else wishing him to be in Spider-Verse, sadly Joaquim Dos Santos (the director of the second movie) has confirmed in an interview that they cannot use him due to legalities.
Wait, really?
@@WhitecrocReally. Marvel doesn’t own this parody character who was created by Australians.
@@melissawickersham9912 No, I mean, they actually tried to get him into Spider-Verse? Incredible.
Dammit…😔
@@Whitecroc It's such a shame because I bet the guys that made this would let Marvel use the character for free if they wanted.
I'm Italian and from now on I'll have to resist using the line "Shut your mouth pussycat e fammi un macchiato... pronto!". Then again it's more english than italian and "pronto" means "ready" in italian, so most of the people would only understand "fammi un macchiato", wich is fine!
Pronto is also used in some English speaking parts of the world to say "right now"
Yeah, I know, but in italian it means another thing.
AmonDevilman In spanish it means fast.
te queres casar conmigo, mi amor?
I, for one, was disappointed that Italian Spiderman doesn't shoot long, sticky spaghetti noodles to swing around with. Perhaps he is disappointed, as well, and takes it out on defenseless women whom he believes he deserves macchiatos from.
Now I know where all my favorite Tumblr gifs came from.
If Italian Spiderman doesn't show up from an alternate universe in NWH to fight alongside the other 3 I'm demanding a refund.
Goblin has some killer dance moves
GOBLIN!
Goblin Slayer kill all goblins
lo amo actione
lo amo suspenso
lo amo romanza
io amo Italian Spiderman.
e ora shut up pussycat e fammi un macchiato.
Haha tu non sei italiano gli italiani veri sono solo in Italia
PRONTO
Normy non tutti gli italiani mettono il pepe sul tramezzino
Arrivederci!
Pronto!
If Italian spider man isn't in "No way Home" or the spider-verse as a whole then we are in trouble.
Why is Rey Mysterio in this?
He's standing in for Mysterio.
Mascarita sagrada
He's not Rey Mysterio, its the mask of Máscara Sagrada.
@@Caos_sol También aparecen máscaras de Rey Misterio.
@@TUZOIVAN16 No son del Rey Misterio, en ese tiempo no existía.
I needed this in my life. Thank you, Rich Evans.
Best Spider man ever.
In an interview in December 2018, the producers of Into the Spider-verse said they want Japanese and Italian Spider-man for the sequel. It was recently confirmed that Japanese Spider-Man will be in it, so that means there's a chance Italian Spider-Man will be too.
that age well....
You gotta admit, Italian Spiderman has a killer moustache.
this is probably the best fucking thing I've ever seen
It's about time James May from Top Gear got his own superhero film. I'm glad.
Could be be decapitated during filming?
With Hammond as his boy wonder
Something I love about this is that because of spiderverse this spiderman and even the japanese spider man are somewhere out there in the cannon.
minchia this film mi piace a lot, chi knows dove lo posso buy?
virtualpilot45 in Usa since 1970 and now is coming anche in Italia, a Little bit of pazienza
@@sandroannunziata297 Porco God
You scarichi from internet no?
You puoi find it su vvvvid
Dont io so dove buy
Just every. damn. time. he tries to have a smoke brake he gets attacked by snakes. A thing of beauty.
Danger 5 is also now on Netflix!
Not anymore 😵
This man had better make a cameo in Beyond The Spider-Verse
Sharknado should have been like this, no bullshit lazy CGI, just chroma key (alpha channel, green screen) and practical effects. The snake was a real rubber snake, didn't need to be a shitty CGI creation. Italian Spiderman could beat up a sharknado with both hands tied behind his back, and his mustache shaven.
SONY: We want Spider-man back!
Disney: **gives them Italian Spiderman instead**
Well then Disney has lost with that strategy because Italian spiderman is clearly superior
If this guy isn't in the next spider-verse movie, I've lost all faith in humanity.
This is ahead of its time
Actors: Our director is on Drugs.
Director: Wanna film a movie for $1m each?
Everyone: Sure!
Speaking as an Italian who's offended at pretty much any foreign representation of us...
this is just spot on. I love it.
three minutes that still better than the entire mcu
Haven't watched this in a long time and i literally cried it made me so happy. Dario is the man! This movie and all of the Danger 5 series will live forever in my heart!! THANK YOU
We can only hope they include Italian Spider-Man in the multiverse
0:59 did he just said ''RESPECT WHAMEN" ?
Yes
Si porco god
Then proceeds to deck her
He does while punching him out, then he proceeds to bust her in the mouth and tells her to get him a macchiato pronto. Finally a superhero who supports true equality.
IM SO CONFUSED AND SCARED
HELP
Be very afraid... Italian slongs are cumming for you!
Ciao bella, vuoi giocare?
sorry I don't speak german
***** it's italian, bella donna
@@MadisonI u speek English i am from italia
Man, I hope I'm not the only one who wants to see Italian Spiderman in "Beyond The Spider-Verse"!
How dare you. Jack black would make a rubbish Italian spiderman. This man isnt acting. This is him. Italian spiderman
With all the powers of an average spider LIKE!!!! 1.Teleportation 2.Punching women 3.Running faster then a speeding motorcycle 4.Smoking 5.punching women and ofcourse the one thing all spiders are known for, flying in place.
Can't wait for Goblin to show up in the Netflix live action Avatar.
Just remember that the mcu has a multiverse meaning that this is considered cannon
somebody start a petition to include italian spiderman into the spider verse
Seeing comments like "wtf did i just watch" and " I feel bad for Italy".Do you guys get humour?Do you guys ever laughed in your life?
it would be hillarious if he fought against super mario XD
Can't wait to see him in Across the Spider-Verse.
He is too based for leftist writers
I'm going to tell my kids this was spiderverse
I went to a con for a Marvel photoshoot & someone dressed up as Italian Spider-Man there. I was the only one to know who he was. This is a crime
Marvel, please add Italian Spiderman to the cinematic multiverse.
This is one of my favorite things in the whole world. There will never be another superhero as boorish or boneheaded, and certainly none capable of nonchalantly puffing on a cigarette while battling a horde of menacing rubber snakes. Arrivederci, Italian Spiderman! You will be missed.
I was waiting for this guy in Spiderverse 😢
They couldn't use him due to legalities
Start a petition to add Italian Spiderman in the multiverse and a real character in the third Spiderman movie!
MERAVIGLIOSO!!!! :D
Per chi non lo sapesse, sono dei ragazzi australiani che hanno girato il tutto fingendo sia un film ritrovato da un naufragio delle pellicole! XD E' meraviglioso e così '70ino!! :D
Laugh all you want, this music is 🔥
🍕
Spider! Spider! Spider!…. Spider! Spider!
Spaider spaider... SPAIDER!
Mario bava, Santo, Blue demon, Chang cheh and the five deadly venoms all in One! Genius.