Masturbatorium | Chris Kendall
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his impression of interviewers at the olympics are so accurate
yesss
yeah agree!
Maddie he's such a good actor , right?!
This is one of those videos you love to watch (for reasons), but wouldn't show anybody (again for reasons).
+Mulders Smoulder im actually deliberating whether or not to share this with one of my best girlfriends... I don't want her to think im weird so ill probably share it ironically and pretend I don't like it
Lmao good plan.Katrina Foyer
+Katrina Foyer do this all the time, like "look at this video its so weird, kinda stupid really" then I wait until they either say "yeah but, I like it" or "year that's so stupid". haha
I've literally sent this to every person i know, no shame !!
I like your profile pic!
Chris: *strums guitar* touch my body and make me feel good.
(All music on the radio)
sadly
Doot Doot!
Doot PHANDOM :))
true
3 years later, still accurate.
Chris with an accent is low key my weakness😻
+samantha 7 hehe same! :D
why do I always come back to this video
Same
his back is so nice and smooth wtf
this is honestly the funniest video i've ever watched
I agree, and he was strangely talented as a presenter...
Is that G-Dragon in your picture??
KpopRocksMySocks yup ...i am a huge k-pop fan
MsStacy1214 Same!! Hello~~
How could you say all those last things with a straight face haha caused me to die! xD
I lost my shit at "ball handling"
Chris in glasses 😏😏😏
Agreed
He's eating Malteasers to prepare...? What has Dan been doing eating all of those Malteasers then....?
dan is preparing for his cumback in the next olympics
I am sorry I will leave now
+New Septembers Oh my gosh.... X'D
+New Septembers *slowly claps
+kristen Heyo Doot
chris is just so creative omg
Being the GINORMUS Sherlock fan that I am, seeing that 221 B sign on the door in the background has absolutely made my day :)
Freaked out when I saw it
Abby Stevely same
Im fucking crying this is hilarious 😂
I keep coming back to this video since it's a fucking comedy masterpiece. Gold
Am I sinning simply by watching this?
I think he's also poking fun at how sports are taken too seriously.
I SAW THAT 221 B OMG SHERLOCK
YES I'M MAKING AN EVEN CRAPPIER ONE FOR MYSELF
OMG I'M JUST STARING AT IT
It concerns me that this is the first video of his that I watched, yet decided to watch all of them.
"Extinguishing the meat fire"
Wtf am I doing with my life...
same mate
I had the same thoughts while watching this
Brenden Roger i'm waiting for the release of 'Touch my body, and make me feel good'
Oh my fucking god this is amazing
I love how this actually makes everyone like Chris even more
This will be my favourite video forever and always
Oh god, this is so funny and that part at the end was hilarious. You're so funny Chris, please marry me!
I come back to this video every month
This is quite possibly the strangest video I've watched in a long time
I lost it at the Spider-Man part omg
Dr.whooo
No matter how many times I come back to watch this, I still cry with laughter :')
I'm surprised this video isn't flagged
Where is the dislike button for comments?
+WhirlOmar comments can't be disliked
+oli - yo lucky or I would've disliked yo and yo ass comment. Yeeeaas!
+WhirlOmar why what did I do
+WhirlOmar that comment wasn't even aimed at you. and it was a bloody joke. let me repeat that, this comment has absolutely nothing to do with you. you disliking it makes no senses to me at all. were you offended by it? I mean, I don't care if it did offend you. it shouldn't have. it's a comment aimed mainly at the fans (i guess) so could you kindly fuck off and not care so much about my comments. go back to your failing channel as you try to be the next Ray William Johnson. you sodding piece of shit.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
It's about 2am and I'm in a little laptop dome under my covers trying not to laugh and wake my family up. Chris you're hilarious- most youtubers give too many f***s to do a vid like this. XD
It's one am, I just laughed so hard my parents could probably hear me across the hall... But you know, whatever.
One of my favorite videos
All the feelings for this video are just DAmN
You are awesome! I'm so glad I have a little "obsession" with different accents because that's how I found you channel (through your 41 accents video) and since I subscribed I've enjoyed all of your videos and I usually laugh my ass off when I watch one of them :P
I have a friends with the last name Wanka, pronounced wanker. Buuut since we live in America nobody notices. He got lucky
+Potato My friend's last name is Wank.
Juh juh juh juh j j j j Jonathan
Lmao so accurate
"and and and and and and what what what what"
an actually exact impression of all sport reporters
Chris would be a great presenter!
Woah just discovered your channel and I love it so yeah
I am extremely impressed at the level of creativity and originality which went into those euphemisms.
Well that was quite a performance! :D
well you sir have had me in stitches this evening, you're super duper funny and you've gained yourself a subscriber, congratsssss
Chris is favourite from The Fantastic Foursome. Sad he doesn't do as many videos. :(
Chris: I was in the Olympics
*sticks Olympic logo on wall*
Us: yes
still so relevant.
God I have been waiting for a crabstickz video for so long and this most definitely was worth the wait! Love you chris!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
Remember this video every couple of years and it ages immaculately
Traumatised for life!
this has to be my favorite video from chris
this was simultaneously funny and awkward for me to watch.....well, would you look at the time, I've been on TH-cam for 6 hours, i should go...
Aaaan yet again, I return to this trusty old video, always guaranteed to pull me at least two inches from a mental breakdown
Why don't more people watch Chris?
this is my favourite video on the internet.
I am obsessed with his back legs
omfg the way he just comes out with 'having a wank' at the end made me laugh so hard!:')
221B
'he's...he's already started again ' xD those impressions tho
What is this Chris? What have I just watched?😂
This will always be my favourite video.
lobsterbrickz
omg please make videos more often they are actually the best things in a world!
That move is called the Big Bang Theory.
i watched this before i went to school today, hence i went round singing 'Touch ma body, and make me feel good' because of Chris' song at the beginning being so FRICKING catchy. Thanks Chris, thanks a lot.
I lost it at spiderman 😂😂
I am so in love with this man.
same.
uhmm *looks across room* ... just a tip... do not watch this video when guests are in your house.. it does not end well..
Oh my goodness Chris!
What did I just watch,
My little grandson, I AM SOOOO PROUD!!!
Hihi, Isn't it wonderful that you are in the olimpics WITH YOUR GREATEST PASSION.
Oh my goodness, I knew that life would bring you something exciting.
Peace and Love
Granny G
or
GG
xoxox
Don't you cry baby x.
what the hell am i doing
I always come back to this video. Never fails to make me laugh ahhahahaaaaa
Too funny! Too cute!
Chris's videos are the only videos I can watch over and over again and still laugh.
I took screenshots of him just smiling with his towel around his neck and him sleeping (i swear im not a creep!) and one of my innocent friends saw them and wants to watch this video xD *nopes away*
I LOVE THE DIFFERENT MOVE NAMES I'M SOBBING OVER THIS VIDEO THIS IS A SIN
this is so not the kind of video people would make nowadays and i think this is why life has got worse in the last decade. it could be other things but i think largely it is bc youtube is lacking videos about pretending to wank as an olympic sport
Brilliant script brilliantly acted and edited. Just brilliant. Also - brilliant. :D
Chris, you are one hilarious guy.
I see you Sherlock reference😏
i love chris and when someone asked/told michael clifford on tumblr that chris reminds the anon of michael i just cried when i saw this came up
almost forgot to watch this today
One of the things I really love about Chris is that I always come away from his videos wandering what the fuck I just watched. Keep it up :)
Does anyone else think Chris kind of resembles Spencer from Criminal Minds when he has the glasses on...
I cannot even begin to explain why this is so hilarious to me but it is and I'm so happy I subscribed :D
You okay buddy
This is still one of the best videos in existence
Michael clifford watched this.
The moves at the end, really hilarious!
Well that was a interesting event
Slapping the weasel, wallowing in self pity, bopping the bishop, sausage sculptor, hunchbacks dilemma, honking the nun. Chris I love you
fucking hell
"Sometimes he's trained so hard that he can only come dust"
Laughing so hard
Your accent is really good! Love your expressions and your acting is brilliant - exactly like those commentators/interviewers!
Oh God I'm actually crying at the end bit discussing the "moves"
Who could have predicted such genius from a video entitled 'Masturbatorium'?
Actually that is a pretty classy name I cannot deny. Probs had them in Ancient Rome before their dessert course or something idk I'm rambling
You're pretty much the only English TH-camr I was yet to discover! Why hadn't I found you first, you're hilarious! *subs*
"Extinguishing the meat fiya"
IM DYING
ohmate. funniest guy on youtube. genuinely. no one makes me laugh as much as chris!
"sometimes he has trained so hard he can only come dust" - hahaha so brilliant
Chris you're such a good actor!😂
you are one of the funniest youtubers ive come across, and i mean ive come across charlie, dan etc. (not that im trying to compare)
OMG! I was crying! This is hysterical!! The ending is fabulous!
will miss you so much chris!:(