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This man inspired me to start making TH-cam videos back in the day lol. These videos are what TH-cam was MADE FOR. So simple but entertaining & funny. 😄
that old joke is something that has stuck with me since i first watched this video, like i genuinely think it’s one of the first jokes that i really appreciated on a deeper level. idk if that makes any sense at all but when i watched this as a 13 year old it stuck with me and it’s still one of my favourite jokes and i’d totally forgotten that this was the origin. literally this is one of the best videos ever i can’t deal with the amount of clever jokes masked by stupidity
"Fat" - "Yeah"
"Ugly" - "Yeah"
"Talented" - "I'VE BEEN REDEEMED"
honestly one of the funniest videos on TH-cam
same
yes!!
He's amazing!
Ha
His face when he replies "yeah" each time kills me 😂😂😂
"I'm actually having trouble breathing" "is it cause you're nervous?" "No it's cause I'm fat"
I read this comment just as he started saying that 😂
this is way too accurate
antoine deche xD
+Kiama ikr!
Kiama true
oh my god. Won't you get into trouble for using copyrighted clips? Because I'm pretty sure that was the actual show.
Chris actually has quite a good singing voice I love it
Literally I was just thinking that
Hannah Liddell I know right
Holy shit no one told me Chris could sing
HamilslutSince1755 yea. he rocks! he can do pretty much anything so....
shit i felt so self conscious there at the beggining
same
Don't worry girl, ya look great
+Nyssa Ramsey-Clarke awww you too 💕
same!😂
oh my god legit
im on a 3AM crabstickz binge
SAME
ME IN THIS EXACT MOMENT
Same
Same here
Same.
"You're a big girl, aren't you?"
EXCUSE ME THAT'S SO OFFENS - tru
ikr
Kind of off topic, but Chris is a good singer :D
Kind off of topic, but I snort crystal meth.
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Kind of off topic, I own a giraffe
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
+Emo Potato you dont say
I used to find this hilarious, 9 years later and I’m glad to know my humour hasn’t changed it’s still hilarious
This man inspired me to start making TH-cam videos back in the day lol. These videos are what TH-cam was MADE FOR. So simple but entertaining & funny. 😄
This is pure comedic genius, almost cried from laughing so hard. (It's funny because it's true!)
I am blown away by how good he is at impressions
i always come back to watch this when i feel sad lol
"A - Water
B - ndnd
C - gndng"
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH
This is so accurate it hurts
This is accurate. TOO accurate.
Where is the lie. I honestly want to use this for my satire assignment for school
I'm fat, and the way Chris says that I'm a "Big Girl" isn't actually offensive. In fact, it sounded kinda nice
This is like one of my favorite videos ever. I don't understand how it doesn't have like five million views or something. I love you Chris!
that old joke is something that has stuck with me since i first watched this video, like i genuinely think it’s one of the first jokes that i really appreciated on a deeper level. idk if that makes any sense at all but when i watched this as a 13 year old it stuck with me and it’s still one of my favourite jokes and i’d totally forgotten that this was the origin. literally this is one of the best videos ever i can’t deal with the amount of clever jokes masked by stupidity
Fat
Ye
Ugly
Ye
Talented
Ie been redeemed
😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
"no it's 'cause I'm fat" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That is basically how Britain's Got Talent goes!
He's so spot on. Talent shows are exactly like that
couldn't get any more accurate tbh
That moment when two contestants in a row are called Peter.
Still my favourite video 5 years on, laugh out loud every time I watch it. Never change Chris 😂❤️
Take this sketch to the stage of bgt.
Perfect representation of the show. Thank you X'D
it's scary how accurate this is
IT DOESNT LOSE ITS FUNNY
IVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES FOR YEARS AND ITS STILL HILARIOUS
After 7 years, this still describes all of the “Got Talent” shows 😂
great to see that talent shows are the same everywhere xD
ikr this is just like dsds or das supertalent :D
+MarysLife yup xD
I laughed so hard at "why's this sock wet" I woke up my family 😂
It's funny cause he's old! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
I'm Never Gonna Be Old! xD
i just realised that they are both called peter
who's watching this in 2016?
me
for a moment i was like ...its 2015
Me! I s2g I laugh so hard every time I watch this!!!
Abbie Jones I've watched this at least 10 times and the same parts crack me up
Camille Orwin 2017
I'm led on my bed and started eating starburst when you said oh you're fit 😂
coME BACK TO TH-cam CHRIS I LOVE YOU
I'M ANTOINE DECHE!
He is so funny and honestly I need his humour now
Its funny cause he’s old, like I’m never going to be old
you're a big girl aren't you?
how dare you Chris, I love you.
OMG HEY JOIE
He looks really good in a suit ;) well done Chris!
I had to pause for a moment because this made me laugh so much wow
Hahah!! That opening!! 😂😂 can't stop laughing x
OH MAH GAWD ITS SO TRUEEE😂😂😂😂😂
Goddamn you're so fucking funny.
AHHH I GOT AN ADVERT FOR OSCARS HOTEL!!!
This is still one of my favourite videos.
You're actually incredibly good at singing.
And I never compliment anyone so you really are good at singing XD
Notice that the first guy's name is Peter and the second guy's name is "Peter Also".
I hope Chris makes a video of him just singing
"Thaaat aaa..." "Why's this sock wet?" I died
Dude, you can sing :o
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
+i really need to sneeze but i cant OMG HI I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AND I AGREE
I'VE BEEN REDEEMED
SOOOOO TRUE! HAHA! "Antoine deche" looooll
Anyone else being recommended retro chris videos and absolutely loving it? 🙌🙌🙌
I say it's definatley C or B
That is amazingly accurate
after all these years, chris still has the funniest videos on this website
This will never stop being funny
still my favorite video on youtube
When he told me to stand up I stood up.
the wrestling the queen mum bit gets me every time.
I was listening to this in the college library today and I was dying. :')
This is so perfect
Wow my dad is literally obsessed with the Evil Dead Series.
I can't!!! The sarcasm! Hahahahahahahah
The accuracy is too real I love Chris more than anything
I fucking died when he was trying to do the spoon of sugar song and he said the sock was wet 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the sock.. i died
Help I can't stop laughing
This is one of my favourite videos ever
Chris can actually sing really well, he's so awesome :)
This is just so accurate xD
"no, it's cause I'm fat." .
This sketch, in keeping with the rest of Chris's work, is bloody brilliant.
Couldn't stop laughing at the competition bit.
this took me about half an hour to watch, but it was so worth it! You're a really good actor!
You captured just how shit Britain's got talent is. AMAZING!!
Probably a legit episode.
Every time I watch one of these, I think 'how can he beat that?'
And then you do this. I bow down before your almighty comedic presence.
This is so accurate that it hurts. Amazing job!
Will Chris ever do a cover
couldn't see your belly cos you were say at your desk lol lol
this is so accurate, i cant.
so I've watched this so many times only just realized both of the contestants name's are peter
pause at 3:09
The American is great!
Hilarious video! This is so spot-on. You're amazing, Chris!
This is super accurate, even for America's Got Talent
You shouldn't be watching Chris if you don't know why the socks wet ... ;)
11yrs ago what the hell
This is so horrifyingly accurate oh my god
Crabstickz, you are not a waste of time!! ❤️
oh my god i just understood the wet sock thing chris nO
I miss chris
2 years later, but… same!
Oh my god, those Queen parts killed me.
This just represents Britain in 5 minutes