How about the ex D-1 wrestler who basically walks in and runs through everybody with a brand new white belt on and everyone is confused on what’s going on lmao
We had a guy come into the gym claiming he's a white belt then rolled purple belts like a pro. I don't get why some people feel the need to lie when they'll literally expose themselves 10 min later.
@@IgoriannDid he get promoted that day? I take a guess: no. So, when it comes to belts nobody cares about your experience. But when it comes to rolling, they suddenly do?
@@michiel5160 no he didn’t get promoted. Makes him look bad that he claimed that it was his first day when it clearly wasn’t. No one wants an egotistical lier in their gym
Blue belt in my old gym got knocked out at a party after trying to do a "crappy" arm drag on someone from standing. But good news was it was an indoor party, so technically yeah, I guess it wasn't the streets ha ha.
@@jordangill2710 While I think most sensible BJJ people would agree with that, (even Roger Gracie said 80% of BJJ was useless for MMA) in the context of the video it was more about a "streetfighter" guy who talks tough but has absolutely zero skill or knows anything about fighting. Someone with 6 months of training normally beats the crap out of "streetfighters" who show up to a BJJ gym (or any combat sports gym really). So, it's really mocking people who believe they have the "streetfighting" skill and intimidation levels far beyond what they actually have.
Lmao you forgot about the: 1. One that is always serious and shows no emotion and is just here to submit people 2. The lanky guy that is not confident in his skills 3. The guy that is always blowing out and grunting when rolling (overexaggerating) 4. The guy that can barely make a roll 5. The guy that is actually good but humble at the same time 6. The showoff, the one that has been there for a long time and thinks he is invincible
Man the weirdo I can tell is based off someone you had the misfortune of being stuck with for ages. I have known guys this nuts before, the sort of guy that if you are dumb enough to let them know where you live (usually when you have just started hanging out with them and haven't realised how fucking crazy they are) SUDDENLY is at your house for some fucking reason. Like one crazy dude I knew I woke up with him sitting my lounge room smoking a cigarette o__O ummm hello sir
Ive been training for 8 years and i've honestly never met a bodybuilder who wasn't chill and down to earth. If anything that first parody guy is the crackhead who comes in at an odd hour and asks to spar the UFC pros.
4: "The Farter".. that would be me :/ My biggest fear That prevents me from enrolling in BJJ is that I'll pass gas while I'm rolling. I'm always farting, while driving, at home or whatever. I know I would fart during class and that stops me from enrolling in the BJJ sessions. All of the rolling, and bending, and crouching that occurs during grappling would lead to flatulence.. Although at my gym I do take the kickboxing classes, so because im standing the gas thing isn't a concern. That, plus the BJJ course is more expensive, And in truth I don't think I'm technical enough to become proficient. But literally is the anxiety of farting while with a teammate is the main thing. I've been gassy all of my life, and I don't see how that would change with BJJ. It would be embarrassing, and disruptive and might lead to Social outcomes that I wouldn't want to encounter. The gas would always win, it is a scientific inevitability. FmL :/
@@TylerSpangler I think I only do it because the higher belts tend to go easy on me and it’s a defense mechanism. By nature : I am a quite but good guy . I am 160 only
I’ll help the white belts as best as I can. And I’m not in the business of smashing them every single time we roll. Gotta let em work. Then you have the other blue who takes no mercy. It drives me nuts.
Good stuff but my fav is the overexuberant 140lb beginner who can't do a basic takedown and has never even tapped another beginner going around talking about if a Heavyweight boxer or kickboxer was to fight them, they would get "fucked up coz I do Jiu Jitsu and... y'know, Royce Gracie and shit"
I've experienced in Karate, Muy Thai, Kali stick and knife techniques (including the karambit), Archery compound bow and crossbow shooting as well as well as long ranged rifle, combat shotgun, and revolver handgun marksmanship but I've virtual have not had any formal training with wrestling/grappling, just messing around with my friends who were also non-grapplers while growing up. I think that I'm going to start a new category when I walk into an BJJ gym, the Commando maybe. Someone who is or has been in a uniformed police, security or military position and has many combative skills but is also a newbie grappler?
I’m a bodybuilder but am kinda terrified to start cause I don’t want to be seen as that douche😂 I know I’m going to get tapped by a high schooler or something lmao
Little known fact, the weird guy never signed up, they just found him in the basement when they moved into the building
I think some people at our gym really did come out of the wood work
How about the ex D-1 wrestler who basically walks in and runs through everybody with a brand new white belt on and everyone is confused on what’s going on lmao
oh weird that's like 60% of the white belts at my gym.
I train in Iowa where even the young guys who “just” wrestled in high school have really tough pressure day 1.
We had a guy come into the gym claiming he's a white belt then rolled purple belts like a pro. I don't get why some people feel the need to lie when they'll literally expose themselves 10 min later.
@@IgoriannDid he get promoted that day? I take a guess: no.
So, when it comes to belts nobody cares about your experience. But when it comes to rolling, they suddenly do?
@@michiel5160 no he didn’t get promoted. Makes him look bad that he claimed that it was his first day when it clearly wasn’t. No one wants an egotistical lier in their gym
I’m the white belt that walks in awkwardly and tries to find a corner to hide in until it’s time to get choked out
Lol same 4 weeks in
Right there with ya brother
Lmfaoooo at least your humble
So you're like the "gimp"
I was the exact same way
"Dennis are these women in danger"
Well you’re certainly not in any danger!
LOL the invisible lat syndrome in the first bit is cracking me up
Bro invisible? You see those things??
I lost it when he started singing Headstrong
Back off I’ll take you onnnn
“This stuff is cool but in the streets you’re getting knocked out if you try this” 😆
I came to punish
Weeell. You can get knocked out even on the mats. (Get slammed) So he's right. Kindoff.
Blue belt in my old gym got knocked out at a party after trying to do a "crappy" arm drag on someone from standing.
But good news was it was an indoor party, so technically yeah, I guess it wasn't the streets ha ha.
Look at how most BJJ specialists lose in MMA and this is actually quite true. A lot of sport BJJ is just going to get you hit in the head.
@@jordangill2710 While I think most sensible BJJ people would agree with that, (even Roger Gracie said 80% of BJJ was useless for MMA) in the context of the video it was more about a "streetfighter" guy who talks tough but has absolutely zero skill or knows anything about fighting. Someone with 6 months of training normally beats the crap out of "streetfighters" who show up to a BJJ gym (or any combat sports gym really). So, it's really mocking people who believe they have the "streetfighting" skill and intimidation levels far beyond what they actually have.
Love when “the fighter” comes in It’s so fun to watch their ego crumble when we actually start rolling
Combine Fighter and Weirdo and you have every “I only want self-defense-Gracies-are-still-the-best” dork on the planet.
This reminds me of the Gracie University student I had that had only taken online BJJ classes... idk why people sign up for that shit.
Can we get a 3 part docu-series on Matt
Great content idea
The true crime kind 😂?
"not the best source of protein but...I think I understand"🤣
I mean Herbalife is right up there too
Man the last one cracked me up. I knew a dude who was exactly like that, right down to the voice. He thought he knew everything.
Lmao you forgot about the:
1. One that is always serious and shows no emotion and is just here to submit people
2. The lanky guy that is not confident in his skills
3. The guy that is always blowing out and grunting when rolling (overexaggerating)
4. The guy that can barely make a roll
5. The guy that is actually good but humble at the same time
6. The showoff, the one that has been there for a long time and thinks he is invincible
7. The guy that clearly people watches too much and needs to focus on his insecurities
I'm like a mix between 1, 2, and 5 at the same time lol
Matt here. I said "we met before" last week when someone introduced themselves to me again. LOOOL.
Force them to remember you 😈
I own that Punisher gi and I feel personally attacked
It’s an awesome gi 😀
I’m a 150 pound guy and I joke around like I’m the body builder sometimes 😂
Me too 🥰 it’s fun
Fortunately, I've graduated from the fighter to the weirdo
“Because of the implications”… didn’t know Dennis was a white belt😂😂
It'd be terryfing if Dennis somehow earned a black belt
Dennis isn't a white belt he's the golden God
Ah dude you also have the Punisher Gi! I love mine, everyone tries reading the inner cartoons while rolling.
I love that gi. Very comfy
@@TylerSpangler OMG we're triplets! I have the exact gi lol
Hahaha…..ex bodybuilder and white belt here. This is hilarious!
How big are your lats?? Jk jk 😅
@@TylerSpangler Huuuuuuuggggggeeee
You did “ The Weirdo ( Creep) a little Too Well !! Lol
I already loved this channel, but you just had to throw in a Always Sunny reference! Lol
I know Cathy won’t say no now 😅🔪
WE CANT FORGET THE STINKER...THE GUY WHO NEVER WASHES HIS GI AND ROLLING WITH HIM ENDS UP IN RINGWORM OR A STAFF INFECTION.
Very true. Lots of those guys
"She won't say no, you know, because of the implication" oh no lol
You forgot one thing about the fighter. He doesn't like gloves because they aren't "for the street"
Was there a real Connor and Matt? This is the first time I remember you giving the stereotypes names.
Conor for Conor Mcgregor fanboys and Matt just because
Word
@@TylerSpangler I feel targeted...
@@matthewhartley2193 this can be your origin story if you want it to be
@@TylerSpangler yes, I just one day appeared out from under the stairs and had to gaslight people into thinking they have known me for years
Can you do an beard trim tutorial? Ypur style is what i am looking for. Full but short. But not to short😀
I actually cheat at this. My gf shaves for me so that I don't miss anything
because of the implication
I'm not saying it will go bad, I just know you won't say no, because of the implication
LMFAO - "Because of the implications" When Dennis Reynolds has entered the gym
Wow, my gut hurts from laughing...too damned funny!!😂😂😂
I love to hear it
This was absolutely incredible.
The Herbalife shade is very necessary. Just for that Im going to guillotine the like button and ignore the subscribe button while its tapping.
Just kidding because I couldn’t finish a guillotine to save my families life.
It’s a pretty unknown brand but I’ll have some at the gym tomorrow if you’d like to see some real gains. Lmk
I subscribed after I saw him singing headstrong comedic gold
2:03 “In the streets we didn’t have any rules” - Michael Scott
nothing weird or creepy about that last guy. he seemed perfectly normal to me
who’s gonna tell him
Ur videos are hilarious! 😂….can u do something with girl drama lol
Wonderful idea 💡
I don’t know
Karate but,
I do know
MF
Crazy.
I was #2 and they broke my shoulder.
Didn’t tap or didn’t understand what was happening?
Lol you have to find these type of individuals in youtube. I've been to few gyms, never had any of these experiences. Funny though
I’ve been subscribed for almost 2yrs, and you were noticeably smaller here.
But also younger (obviously but it gets noticeable around our age unfortunately lol) and maybe better video quality?!
What about the ex-straight edge /hardcore guy?
Oof, is it bad to watch the other class while waiting for yours to start? Gdi
Man the weirdo I can tell is based off someone you had the misfortune of being stuck with for ages. I have known guys this nuts before, the sort of guy that if you are dumb enough to let them know where you live (usually when you have just started hanging out with them and haven't realised how fucking crazy they are) SUDDENLY is at your house for some fucking reason. Like one crazy dude I knew I woke up with him sitting my lounge room smoking a cigarette o__O ummm hello sir
"Don't worry about me, im training with Cathy" lmao who could this be referring to?
You'll have to ask Matt; it was him, not me!
good shit
I just realised there are much more different whitebelt characters than blue belt characters 🤔
Lol 😊nice the nice guy creep is the coolest of the three though. That guy wont do dbag moves that will get you hurt. The first two will
Ive been training for 8 years and i've honestly never met a bodybuilder who wasn't chill and down to earth. If anything that first parody guy is the crackhead who comes in at an odd hour and asks to spar the UFC pros.
The implication was great. Maybe after you can take her on a boat
Everyone’s a weirdo in BJJ.
Number 3 lol
Im coming in with costume masks on before class, taped feet with words on, and im glad to be practicing the de la riva again.
I was so considering getting the punisher gi so I busted at that at work
Nice Its always sunny reference in there hahA
You commented because of the implication 😀
4: "The Farter".. that would be me :/
My biggest fear That prevents me from enrolling in BJJ is that I'll pass gas while I'm rolling. I'm always farting, while driving, at home or whatever. I know I would fart during class and that stops me from enrolling in the BJJ sessions. All of the rolling, and bending, and crouching that occurs during grappling would lead to flatulence.. Although at my gym I do take the kickboxing classes, so because im standing the gas thing isn't a concern. That, plus the BJJ course is more expensive, And in truth I don't think I'm technical enough to become proficient. But literally is the anxiety of farting while with a teammate is the main thing. I've been gassy all of my life, and I don't see how that would change with BJJ. It would be embarrassing, and disruptive and might lead to Social outcomes that I wouldn't want to encounter. The gas would always win, it is a scientific inevitability.
FmL :/
People unintentionally rip ass not too infrequently. It is more than worth the odd laugh or two.
Everytime it happens to me I hit them with "Here comes the Second Wind" and it always cracks em up
"HI, I'm here about the murder skills class?"
I have a wrestling backround but ik imma still get tapped
I am super respectful and kind to everyone and I greet everyone . Funny thing is I am a jerk at work but the nicest guy in mma class lol
Everyone loves you!
@@TylerSpangler
I think I only do it because the higher belts tend to go easy on me and it’s a defense mechanism. By nature : I am a quite but good guy . I am 160 only
@@TylerSpangler
This gym is like too ..ummmm white 😊
Did I just see an Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference?
The weirdo was kinda cool at first. He seemed social and personable
I’ll help the white belts as best as I can. And I’m not in the business of smashing them every single time we roll. Gotta let em work. Then you have the other blue who takes no mercy. It drives me nuts.
You're very right. Some blue belts weren't loved as kids
@@TylerSpangler 😂
To you and other higher ups that do this, on behalf of all white belts I wanna say thank you. I can attest to that actually helping develop skill.
The implication😂😂😂
Nice nice. Very nice
Good stuff but my fav is the overexuberant 140lb beginner who can't do a basic takedown and has never even tapped another beginner going around talking about if a Heavyweight boxer or kickboxer was to fight them, they would get "fucked up coz I do Jiu Jitsu and... y'know, Royce Gracie and shit"
"the implication" strikes again lol
The guy that labels everyone
fucking dennis reynolds quote just popped in there :D
You know.....the implications
How bout this guy who has a you tube channel acting out the faults of everyone else cause i would imagine he is perfect in his own world 😆
Yes that guy should definitely get his own video
Kinda awkward when I’ve done everything the weirdo did at least once in my years of training
Because of the implication lol
Is the fighter actually a real person?
Of course!
Im a bit of a dumbass, i have a bad tendency to get talkative when i get tired.
This is why I switch to Judo😂
I've experienced in Karate, Muy Thai, Kali stick and knife techniques (including the karambit), Archery compound bow and crossbow shooting as well as well as long ranged rifle, combat shotgun, and revolver handgun marksmanship but I've virtual have not had any formal training with wrestling/grappling, just messing around with my friends who were also non-grapplers while growing up. I think that I'm going to start a new category when I walk into an BJJ gym, the Commando maybe. Someone who is or has been in a uniformed police, security or military position and has many combative skills but is also a newbie grappler?
Lmaoo my instructors name is Matt😭
It's important to know what to do with the bodies.
The Creep tho! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have to like the video... because of the implication
Creeps don’t last !! After 10 classes , you never see them again
I only upvoted because of the implication
Dennis thanks you
I was all those mo fos! 🤣
I'm all 3
Wonderful! Can’t wait to be your partner
Ok but, is it weird to watch other people roll? I'm a weirdo for sure but I don't wanna be the creep
No it’s not 😀
Oh god, I am the weirdo...(but not the creep)
Back off ill take you on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HEADSTRONG ILL TAKE ON ANYONE
That's a slim Body Builder, lol.
It is true that dont work on the streets.
And everyones favorite, the stinky guy.
Ahhh the implication...
I’m a bodybuilder but am kinda terrified to start cause I don’t want to be seen as that douche😂 I know I’m going to get tapped by a high schooler or something lmao
I must be the weirdo because he doesn't seem all that weird to me 😁
I've seen all 3 training all facts lol
And so many more too!
@@TylerSpangler there is ? Cant wait to see them
Goddamn it, I’m the weirdo
Omg thats me! Im that creep!
What car do I drive??!!!
@@TylerSpangler Prius! Cost effective xD
PS: sometimes when I enter the dojo Im like : whaazaap wolfpack! Ouuuu ouuuuuuuu
Awe cute kid
Thanks 😌
😂 Herbalife
A16 LMAO
Oh god I’m the Weirdo lol
LOL
😂😂🤣🤣
Which one are you??
@@TylerSpangler None of THOSE guys. 🤣
I was the quiet guy who felt very guilty if my training partner felt even the smallest amount of pain. 🤣
Hahahaha
Which one were you??
I'd say I'm the Dumbass Teacher white belt that tries to teach even though I have no Idea what I'm talking about LMAO
🤦♂️😂
I see you creeping #3
These are too personal Spangler! 😂
who tf hangs a blue lives matter flag in their gym? did no1 teach you about good & bad PR lmao
We get a lot of cops that train here and I think they did a fundraiser or something around the area