Mario kart ds was insane. I had a friend at my boys and girls club who’s top screen had too many dead pixels to operate properly. So he used the map on the bottom to race and would actually do really good.
“ [3DS] Rainbow Road is one of the best Rainbow Roads.” You’ve been nothing but critical of all of the other Rainbow Roads. This is the first one you’ve spoken positively about.
Mario Kart 7 Rainbow Road is the best Rainbow Road change my mind. Most of that comes from the fact I hold the World Record in time trials on the track xD
i love how genuinely emotional he sounds when he starts talking about the rainbow road in this game, genuinely one of the most brilliant tracks in the whole series
@@edgy_username agreed, although with its popularity & the fact that it's apparently in Tour, I can't see any forseeable future where Nintendo doesn't add it. They're probably just waiting till it'll develop the most hype to get the most people to buy the game & DLC.
@@ClavaleeDefunct no, Kid Icarus didn't require 3D to play. It only required a hand cramping control scheme that facilitated being packaged with a fold out stand to hold your 3DS as you played.
Clearly the words of someone who hasn’t played Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon (I’d also argue that, to some degree, it was beneficial to Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask).
I'm still so surprised that Music Park not only exists but was then ported over to 8. Those giant music notes are from *Wii Music.* It's a *Wii Music* course.
One of the reasons that I love MKWii so much is just because of how every unlockable character has something to do. It made unlocking the most difficult characters awesome and brought so much to Mario kart. It wasn’t just to race and come first, the single player was actually tons of fun just because of the unlockables. But yea MKWii is the best and I just really like Mario kart
@@nicoqwerty6135 That was always the highlight of Mario Kart games since the games always lacked singleplayer content. That's the reason why I really want a new Mario Kart game on Switch. It sucks very badly starting out MK8 Deluxe with nothing to strive toward or unlock. Every character accessible from the start. I mean Karts you have to unlock but once you unlock Mr Scooty and Biddy Buggy with the red and blue wheels, there is literally nothing else to unlock that is substantial which is extremely unfortunate.
WoobGamer I like how with Toadette you could either play time trials on all the courses or win 1000 WiFi races. That’s like choosing between running 10 miles or running 1000 miles, but every other mile doesn’t count.
The O was a globe in Odyssey and a sun in Sunshine so it's not like they're against it. Let's hope mario kart nine is more inventive. Or the O is a smash logo and thet make some kinda nintendo kart or mario kart all stars
@Ayjop same here, usually it's in case something's either physically wrong with the game and it's broken, or the game's suffering from Fallout76itus... and it's broken.
honestly, aalthough I missed mission mode from DS, the main issue I had with 7 was the lack of VS mode. In pretty much every other Mario Kart, VS allowed you to play any track you wanted without being locked to the cups. 7 only had the grand prix, and that killed it for me.
@@DTheAustralian True. Yeah the VS and Mission modes and that emblem editor were kinda cool. Honestly I sorta preferred the cars in the the DS version. Less cute
Wait, there was a GOLD KART AND GLIDER!?! I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD FOR 100% ING MARIO KART 7 WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AND IT WAS ALL A LIE!?
@@PARKR_Music there are gold tires too. You gotta 1 star all cups on all 4 grand prize modes to get the tires. I have all three, it too me about two years to get all three (I didn't play everyday).
"This is a game that, in my opinion, felt like just another Mario Kart more so than any other entry in the series" ...Well, that's one point for Super Circuit! MK: Super Circuit Mario Kart 7 ---------------------------- -------------------- 01 00 This is a close one.
@@stanstanstan2597 I meant it makes sense that they had enough time to add him since it's just Mario with a different skin, they don't have to make a new model.
@@aidanredding8058 oh. But still, his point is, they had the time to make models of Metal Mario (who should be less important than WALUIGI) and the Bee, and include them in the game, but they didn’t have time for Waluigi? Weird
You know if Mario got removed from the next game people that never used him would be furious Edit: We could change the name to Toad kart... just an idea
I have so many fond memories of spending countless hours in Mario Kart 7 while I was younger. 7 is my favorite in the series, even if it is due to just nostalgia. I love the game to death.
I feel the same. I love it, & its Rainbow Road is by far my favorite Rainbow Road. That said, I definitely realize now its many flaws. But whatever, nostalgia’s great haha
7 was basically my first Mario Kart. (Think my first one might have been 64 at a McDonald's, but the game was kinda broken and I played it for like 2 seconds). I don't know if 7 is my favorite Mario Kart but it's pretty close.
Friend vote for Wuhu. "Ok but no glitches." Literally everyone goes for the glitch just in case. Edit: The glitch was in Maka Wuhu. The glitch was able to skip straight to the mountain section before you enter the cave area you jump into the purple water area in the right side. (Note this still works only got patch in the Online side of the game.
@@sirspookybones1118 at the very beggining of the map if you jump off the road into the wter it sent you straight to the end of the race. This was a drag race course instead of a lap based one, so it made the race last only a minute. I'm sure you can look it up on TH-cam. Just put in Wuhu exploit or glitch.
9:50 I think it actually detracts from the game because now the karts are a lot more generic to fit multiple characters. Before each kart was custom made for the character and fit them perfectly.
Me before clicking on this video: "Oh boy, I'm so excited to finally hear Scott talk about my favorite Mario Kart game, Mario Kart 7!" Me like 5 seconds in: "Oh." Just gonna clarify this is a joke, love you Scott even though you slaughtered my baby in front of my face
@@lesbianbush Not only do I just have a personal attachment to it, but it has my favorite balance with the item randomness, it's not too chaotic and unfair like Wii, but not too easy like 8 and especially 8 Deluxe. It feels like it encourages just the right amount of skill while still being super fun, which the other games I mentioned definitely are. It was the first game in the series I played as a dumb kid who was bad at video games where I actually felt myself getting better at it instead of dealing with the insanity of Mario Kart Wii. Not only all that, but I just adore the track lineup. The selection of retro tracks is fantastic, it has the best Rainbow Road in the history of the series, and the Wuhu tracks are fantastic. The ones Scott referred to as lame or forgettable I personally found to be at least pretty good. Sorry for the drawn-out explanation, but I just love this game, though I do understand Scott's issues with it, they just don't bother me and in some cases aren't even problems to me at all.
Hey, Scott! Before I jump into this video, I just wanted to quickly pop into the comments section and thank you for all the love and care you put into each and every one of your videos. Your research is always informative and concise, your jokes and skits are always full of dedication (not to mention your friends are also super rad), and you're just a joy to listen to. I really hope you've been staying clean and safe with all of the stuff going on this year. You deserve the best, after giving us so much quality content throughout your channel's lifespan, and for making our own struggles here at home that much more bearable. I'm going to get to watching the video now. Feels nice to be able to catch it early, instead of being late to the party like usual, hehe! Thanks again!
D'angelo JacobHymenShits I lost track. Went through a True Crime phase and found it. I recommend typing in TH-camr kills his family or something like that.
I remember playing races with my brother we had shells on only and yet he got a lucky 7 which gave him 7 red shells. That was terrifying to my young self
wmzx er it means he sees Mario kart 7 and 8 as the same exact game and that he doesn’t know Mario kart 7 exists. In other words Mario kart 7 is forgettable
Ultimate Derp is it just me or is that moment one of the funniest lines Scott’s ever said. I usually find Scott “breathe through nose” amusing, not “stifle laugh at 1 am” amusing, but not this time around lol
I know this game is kinda underwhelming for some people but I have so many memories with it, I can’t hate it. I got to do 8 players at once with other people one time at a summer camp and that was amazing.
My reaction to its title was just like when Pokemon X/Y came out "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what the actual name(s) are going to be later in production!"
The american version has several trackes with different names to the uk&ireland version Music park = melody motorway Neo bowser city = koopa city Rock rock mountain = alpine pass I think theres a couple more but im not sure
Here are all of them (American on the left and European English on the right): Cheep Cheep Lagoon --> Cheep Cheep Cape Wuhu Loop --> Wuhu Island Loop Music Park --> Melody Motorway Rock Rock Mountain --> Alpine Pass Piranha Plant Slide --> Piranha Plant Pipeway Wario's Shipyard --> Wario's Galleon Neo Bowser City --> Koopa City Maka Wuhu --> Wuhu Mountain Loop Honeybee Hive --> Honeybee House (Battle Course) Additionally, the retro track N64 Koopa Troopa Beach was shortened to just Koopa Beach in America while retaining its original name in Europe, despite the fact that it was Koopa Troopa Beach in all versions of Mario Kart 64.
This might just be me, but anybody else remember and find it kinda funny how along with New Super Mario Bros 2, Nintendo promoted this game for literal years after it’s release?
Jeez I had that game in like 8th grade when it first came out it must be 10 years old. The biggest L I ever took was buying the 3ds new for like $350 and then a week later they lowered the price to like $150. They game me a bunch of downloadable games that was supposed to be worth the $200 but I still felt cheated.
Unlocking in Wii: Beat every time trial with every character on every difficulty 3 times with a mii and beat every 200cc cup with first in every race Unlocking in 3DS: Win a cup
Hahaha when I first got MK7 I saw Rosalina doing one of the time trials and I just thought she was a faded version of Peach and I wondered why Peach looked different... don't blame me, I was only 11 and very new to the whole world of Mario 😆
@@somethingAccurate correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they just the ears and tail until the 3ds/wii? In which case it would really be an anime thing
I honestly feel that if Mario Kart 7 had either a mission or a vs mode, so many more people would come back to this game, and then tracks like Wario’s Shipyard wouldn’t end up in the clearance aisle.
Seriously, where did Mission Mode go? Why has it never come back since MKDS? It was an excellent feature, adding some much-needed 1P content, as well as being a great way to train players in both basic and advanced strategies. It should be in EVERY Mario Kart.
Jason Blalock It was supposed to come out for Wii but it didn’t but there were some hidden missions in the Mario Kart Wii Channel or something there where we could make like a weekly challenge? At least they are back on Tour but they’re terrible, you can get 3 stars pretty easier compared to freaking MKDS I STILL CANT
(19:25) This is so weird to say, but, they did this again just recently after years since this game came out just to fix some shortcuts for GBA Bowser Castle 1, Wuhu Loop and Maka Wuhu lmao
Any console he breaks in a video is already broken. The 2DS he keeps abusing is actually a busted modded 2DS captured card. He said the capture card broke out of nowhere so he's taking advantage of circumstances for some good bits
Racing game based on Scott’s life characters: Scott Vince Young John Madden Officer Steel Wool Chet Shaft Wendy’s employee Dick Vitele Target guy Dr. Anna May Leaky Steve Dr. USB Vegan #1 Vegan #2 Vegan #3 Mr. Scoliosis Tree that’s 20 feet away I’m taking suggestion
Teamgeist 2012 is also very recent in my memory yet nostalgic at the same time. I was 11 that year so I still have clear memories like it was yesterday and lots of memories and things I feel nostalgic for.
@@LegoLiam1803 Makes ya wonder if the *next* next Mario Kart is going to be called Mario Kart 9 or Mario Kart 10, doesn't it? I can totally see Nintendo just deciding to disregard that the mobile game ever happened.
"They updated the game because people were having too much fun with exploits on some of the tracks" If your definition of "too much fun" is "playing Maka Wuhu online 1200 times in a row because everyone thinks they're the only one that knows the exploit" then you'd be right!
I was SO glad they updated it to remove that glitch. Only playing Maka Wuhu and nothing else, and having to use the glitch to not come in last place was super annoying.
10:45 Scott... you know you don’t need to buy expensive things and destroy them for us, right? Save some money. Build up a retirement fund. Be safe with your dollars
16:30 “How do they get any work done when there’s a driveway in here?” Driveway or not they still get no work done because everyone’s always being kidnapped by Bowser and his family
"Here, I have to meticulously pick out what kind of wheels I want, when to be honest, it really doesn't matter." For casual players, yeah. But for people who take winning a bit more seriously, there's actual strategy in picking vehicle parts, not just choosing the coolest looking.
AKA the only good combinations are Egg 1/B-Dasher, Monster Wheels and any non Glider for Shy Guy meta and B-Dasher, Monster Wheels Red for Metal Mario meta
I haven’t played seven myself, but I do have eight, and I agree with Scott here. Yes, there is a level of optimization to be had, but the difference is generally too small for it to feel significant.
Yeah 2ds is very more of a curved square but the 3ds is more of a brick and the 3ds has the cameras in the front, but the xl and new 3ds both have a similar shape to the 2ds
Who cares if he said "3DS" instead of "2DS" guys... Also I think that 3DS was already fried cause of a capture card breaking it, so he used it for stunts, like when he hammered it for a joke and said "What the f*ck it broke?" (don't remember the episode :p)
"I don't need Waluigi, I mean he's not shelter."
... Are you telling me that I've been living underneath Waluigi's legs for no reason?
Yep.
@@masahirosakurai2042 thank you mr. sakurai
Can you confirm if he isnt circumcised?
@@emolovetree which one isn't and is?!
Wahh
“Mariokart and the number 7 walk into a bar.”
Didn’t expect to hear that today.
vvsvlogs Just wait until MarioKart walks in with the number 8
@@JoePCool14 *Blood elevator from The Shining ensues*
I did. I saw them in the bar last night while I was drunk.
Scott the Woz outcheah giving old joke formats Extreme Makeover: Drag Race Edition with cheese
funny 7.
“Ever wanted to drive as a caterpillar”
“Don’t lie.”
I died laughing
Sean French same
Didn't we all brother
Techno Kirby not really no
@@krensic2660 ok mate.
What ever ya say
I had a legitimately heated argument in 4th grade of why Mario Kart Wii was the 6th Mario Kart game and not a rerelease of Mario Kart on the Wii
Do you like to ra do ra too?
There isn't even a game called Mario Kart, lol they were dumb lol
What?
my stupid 9 year old ass thought that mario kart wii was the only mario kart
In 1st grade I was locked in a heated argument with some other kid over if 100 or 1000 was the biggest number.
When he threw the 2DS.
I felt like a knife was going through my heart.
I watched that section at half speed and you can see the ds literally break into two parts...
that has to be the most abused 2ds of all time
Timestamp?
@@panos21sonic 10:48 m8
I still got my 3DS XL but broken, and believe me, this hurt physically at spiritual levels...
Mario kart ds was insane. I had a friend at my boys and girls club who’s top screen had too many dead pixels to operate properly. So he used the map on the bottom to race and would actually do really good.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
thats awesome xD
Yeah when I was younger I got to the point where I could play ok the bottom screen a lot. But I never got THAT good
madlad
@@yoboijom4367 yes ladies, if you see this please love me. I can complete waluigi pinball with just the DS map
“ [3DS] Rainbow Road is one of the best Rainbow Roads.”
You’ve been nothing but critical of all of the other Rainbow Roads. This is the first one you’ve spoken positively about.
It's a great rainbow road tho
That means it’s the best one (it is this is nonnegotiable)
Mario Kart 7 Rainbow Road is the best Rainbow Road change my mind. Most of that comes from the fact I hold the World Record in time trials on the track xD
The 3ds one is my favourite
mainly because it's the easiest Rainbow Road.
next to DS' Rainbow Road if you ignore how thin the road is.
I’m so used to seeing the “it’s F**cking Mario Kart again!” followed up by “I hope that came out ooonnnnn camera” so it feels weird here
Same
@@reesecarlton Same
@@macksbocklage same
Same
@@kirin1230 same
"If Mario Kart Wii is so good, why isn't there a Mario Kart Wii 2?"
Nintendo:
Its not mario kart wii 2
Its Mario kart wiii
@@Abykitty06 Mario Kart Wiiii
@@RedLee20 *confused screaming
It's mariokart wii u
Because Mario kart Wii isn't good
10:51 "It's F****** Mario Kart again!"
Breaks 2ds
I hope that came out on camera.
BagZ Cubed I get the reference 😂 Scott goes above and beyond for his videos and I love it
@@HRANCH Nice.
That was not faked.
That was the one with the capture card that crapped out and killed it, so it's a prop he can deatroy here
10:52 Scott “I think I broke my capture card 2ds by yanking out the chord too hard” Wozniak
I wish he kept the part where he said “I hope I caught that on camera”
Did his ds die
bigstar66 Yeah it snapped in half
@@drumbra it died before that
i love how genuinely emotional he sounds when he starts talking about the rainbow road in this game, genuinely one of the most brilliant tracks in the whole series
oh hello
@@gdbr3ndon172 I love you
I hope it gets released in the DLC tracks at some point
@@edgy_username agreed, although with its popularity & the fact that it's apparently in Tour, I can't see any forseeable future where Nintendo doesn't add it. They're probably just waiting till it'll develop the most hype to get the most people to buy the game & DLC.
@@pokegirl1799 data miners believe it'll be in wave 3, they've been right so far with projections
*20 years in the future*
"So you're applying for a job, and you don't like Mario Kart 7?"
Scott: " YES "
" Get out"
I could care less to be honest with ya.
I don't even like vode games.
@@stevenmills6502 then why are you here
Pink gold baby bowser jr. Personally the best character in my opinion. And if you disagree I’ll stab you.
@@legoobi-wan5417 Wait till Bandy hears that.... What abt green silver luigi!??!?!?!?!!?!??
Magenta copper Wendy. Final offer.
"Waluigi is creepy"
*includes course with giant waluigi face*
h o w d a r e y o u d i s r e s p e c t o u r g o d
@@christinabroderick6161 Wario is the real god here, Waluigi is just an ironic one.
@@michaelvuong9302 YES finally, someone that appreciates Wario!
Waluigi is overrated
@@andy.burbulis1899 Can we just appreciate both of them...they're both underrated characters & deserve more love & respect
Waluigi overrated
“We’re a Fire Flower family”
I guess Scott divorced his Owl Pad wife.
Deuce Moncura If buying every version of Madden 08 didn’t get him laid, (A Herculean feat, I assure you) then clearly marriage didn’t either.
@@Chad_Eldridge He's dedicated to keeping those virgin points, dammit.
@@TheRealBitterbub He just wants to flaunt his V-Card
Nah, his prom date was a member of the Own Pad family
that piece of shit
"you don't gain anything for turning the 3D on or off, it's just a good effect that has no bearing on gameplay."
-- so, literally every 3DS game ever.
...Except Super Mario 3D Land, that game actually has a purpose for the 3D effect!
some games aren't compatible with 3d, and some require the 3d, i'm pretty sure kid icarus uprising did
@@ClavaleeDefunct no, Kid Icarus didn't require 3D to play. It only required a hand cramping control scheme that facilitated being packaged with a fold out stand to hold your 3DS as you played.
@@didjargo aah okay
Clearly the words of someone who hasn’t played Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon (I’d also argue that, to some degree, it was beneficial to Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask).
8:05 - Activate subtitles for the _most secret character_ in Mario Kart 7.
When Mario kidnaps Peach
Oh boy my favorite one
Dreadjaws best comment
Ah yeah I love pedo mario
Jared Fogle in a Mario costume
"This is a pretty flaccid Bowser's Castle."
Scott "The" Wozniak, 2020
I want someone to cut it down to "This is a pretty flaccid Bowser."
sexy
@ChandSlam no, just a normal bowser with ereptile dysfunction
@@faultyvideos2215 what is this thread
@@faultyvideos2215 E R E P T I L E LMAO
I actually once thought you’d make this title “Mario Kart 7: Favorable but Forgettable”
My feelings exactly
So, I got this game bundled up with my 2ds and I never play it, because why would i?
I like this one the most for some reason not better then MARIO kart 8
I mean, it didn't have Waluigi. That's an definite no for me.
I emailed him to make this or Mario kart 8
I'm still so surprised that Music Park not only exists but was then ported over to 8. Those giant music notes are from *Wii Music.* It's a *Wii Music* course.
No it isn't, what are you smoking? Cause I want some
"I don't need Waluigi, I mean he's not shelter"
Me: oh *exits my waluigi*
KEKYOIN! IT GOT HIS EYES!
The Video Game Monk lol
*don’t
@@HaydenH lol
@@ultimategamer5743 This isn't an assignment for school it doesn't have to be corrected
The reason they used 7 is because they wanted to start showing off how far Mario Kart was going, kind of like Mario Party.
they couldve made a luigi game instead of mariokart 7, or just a remake of mario 64 for the 3DS, with: better graphics
7:03. “Unlocking all the characters in that game is some people’s major.” *Truer words have never been spoken.*
One of the reasons that I love MKWii so much is just because of how every unlockable character has something to do. It made unlocking the most difficult characters awesome and brought so much to Mario kart. It wasn’t just to race and come first, the single player was actually tons of fun just because of the unlockables. But yea MKWii is the best and I just really like Mario kart
@@nicoqwerty6135 That was always the highlight of Mario Kart games since the games always lacked singleplayer content. That's the reason why I really want a new Mario Kart game on Switch.
It sucks very badly starting out MK8 Deluxe with nothing to strive toward or unlock. Every character accessible from the start. I mean Karts you have to unlock but once you unlock Mr Scooty and Biddy Buggy with the red and blue wheels, there is literally nothing else to unlock that is substantial which is extremely unfortunate.
@@nicoqwerty6135 Don't have Super Mario Galaxy? Want Rosalina?
Fuck you get three stars on every cup bitch.
WoobGamer
I like how with Toadette you could either play time trials on all the courses or win 1000 WiFi races. That’s like choosing between running 10 miles or running 1000 miles, but every other mile doesn’t count.
I still don't have Mii outfit B
Wait a second.. How come the "O" in Mario Kart has never been a car wheel or something?
Or a steering wheel
Shit
That is such a good idea! Props to you for helping the economy.
The O was a globe in Odyssey and a sun in Sunshine so it's not like they're against it. Let's hope mario kart nine is more inventive. Or the O is a smash logo and thet make some kinda nintendo kart or mario kart all stars
Prob bc it would look really stupid
Why does this man still have his receipt from when he bought Mario Kart 7 nearly a decade ago?
Store must have an amazing return policy!
Because Scott.
because "who the * * * * is this guy?!!"
@Ayjop yes. thats true
@Ayjop same here, usually it's in case something's either physically wrong with the game and it's broken, or the game's suffering from Fallout76itus... and it's broken.
Scott smashing his 3DS at 10:52 physically hurt me.
Dmansuperich2800 it’s a new 2ds xl
@Dmansuperich2800 IKR
It's probably a stunt DS now; he said the capture card broke in his CoD DS video, and he's used it for other stunts since that video.
@@benjaminshanti3170 it still hurts
"WTF, it broke???"
Scott: dislikes Mario Kart 7
Me: _nervously glances at my 300 hours of Mario Kart 7_
Same
Did you unlock the Gold Standard?
Me too. Probably my favorite mario kart as well
400 hours
Just unlocked everyone yesterday
Why am I alive
I literally only play time trials and i have 450 hours
help
honestly, aalthough I missed mission mode from DS, the main issue I had with 7 was the lack of VS mode. In pretty much every other Mario Kart, VS allowed you to play any track you wanted without being locked to the cups. 7 only had the grand prix, and that killed it for me.
Thankfully ctgp fixes that and gives you more content. Its like the DLC we never got
@@Matanumi
I shouldn't have to mod the game to get VS Race. It should be there in the vanilla game.
Play online! Then you don’t have to stick to the cups
@@aldo6532
Well yea, but you don’t have total free choice of what you race. Isn’t the same.
@@DTheAustralian True. Yeah the VS and Mission modes and that emblem editor were kinda cool. Honestly I sorta preferred the cars in the the DS version. Less cute
I remember literally trying to collect like 10,000 coins just to unlock the *Gold Kart*
No the 10,000 coins is the golden glider,you need 10,000 online points to get the golden kart
@@Hunkaboy 10,000 points is an option. I actually got by getting 20,000 coins. My internet was bad so I grinded for the kart.
@@Thunderstar-ky4tf I didn't know that
Wait, there was a GOLD KART AND GLIDER!?! I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD FOR 100% ING MARIO KART 7 WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AND IT WAS ALL A LIE!?
@@PARKR_Music there are gold tires too. You gotta 1 star all cups on all 4 grand prize modes to get the tires. I have all three, it too me about two years to get all three (I didn't play everyday).
"This is a game that, in my opinion, felt like just another Mario Kart more so than any other entry in the series"
...Well, that's one point for Super Circuit!
MK: Super Circuit Mario Kart 7
---------------------------- --------------------
01 00
This is a close one.
I grew up with super circuit I never understood why everyone gives it crap
Leah Uchidori
Same
7 and Super circuit are my favs
nah 7 addlin gliding and customization hcih was pretty big I feel. super circuit? eh just feels like another game in the series
Who else heard the "bell" sound in their head when they read this
“I don’t NEED Waluigi. He’s not shelter.”
He is to everyone else on the internet
In Waluigi we all take our refuge, for Waluigi provides all Waa.
waluigi is overrated, stan king boo bye bye i win
I live in Waluigi's left lung
Sad isn't?
Not me. I would rather someone else take his chance to get into Smash.
They didn’t have enough time to add Waluigi but they had enough time to add Honey Queen and Metal Mario!
Metal Mario makes sense
@@aidanredding8058 not really
@@stanstanstan2597 I meant it makes sense that they had enough time to add him since it's just Mario with a different skin, they don't have to make a new model.
@@aidanredding8058 oh. But still, his point is, they had the time to make models of Metal Mario (who should be less important than WALUIGI) and the Bee, and include them in the game, but they didn’t have time for Waluigi? Weird
@@stanstanstan2597 I never said anything about the Bee, and again they could just reuse the model for regular Mario to make Metal Mario.
lol the description
“Scott likes Mario Kart 7 but doesn’t”
How is this possible? You either love Mario kart 7, or you hate it.
Interesting
Yup so it’s marmite...
Yup more like “youre either easily satisfied or a double dash fan”
I guess he's getting tired of Mario kart
"let's see why I have nothing else to say"
*14 minutes left to video*
oh boy
Preach
10:52 Scott snapped that 3DS in two like a pretzel holy shit
That part physically hurts.
F
An absolute mad lad!
10:50 *and now, a moment of silence for that poor 2DS lite*
*xl
But for real though,that hurt me…
2ds lite? Also fuck 2Ds.
@@fernandothesailorwaddledee6237 *new 2ds xl
@@winnerpov6766 k
@@n646n that version is good though.
You know if Mario got removed from the next game people that never used him would be furious
Edit: We could change the name to Toad kart... just an idea
Well, I mean, of course.
well i mean yeah its called MARIO kart
No kidding
They did that with Mario kart tour lmao
They literally locked Mario behind a microtransaction in Tour so...
"This game felt like just another mario kart than any other game in the franchise"
*Super Circuit has entered the chat*
That one has way more unique track ideas
@@Nayplays1 True. Super Circuit is very memorable when it comes to tracks.
Super Circuit is 10x fresher than this.
DS. That game literally went backwards. It threw out ALL of the advancements made from Double Dash, and went back to the originals.
In my opinion super circuit is blander
1:05 Scott trying to hide the fact that he's recording from an original 2ds.
Ahh yes i see you are a scotts stash watcher as well.
Crappy_retro_games scott stash uploaded so much good stuff this week
Hours of scott talking is the thing i need during this quarentine
Blazin_ItMLG yes
AND THE FUZZ IS THERE!
Scott talking about Rainbow Road is literally the most chill I’ve ever heard him
It’s the best one
I have so many fond memories of spending countless hours in Mario Kart 7 while I was younger. 7 is my favorite in the series, even if it is due to just nostalgia. I love the game to death.
Im more of a mario kart ds man myself
I feel the same. I love it, & its Rainbow Road is by far my favorite Rainbow Road. That said, I definitely realize now its many flaws. But whatever, nostalgia’s great haha
7 was basically my first Mario Kart. (Think my first one might have been 64 at a McDonald's, but the game was kinda broken and I played it for like 2 seconds). I don't know if 7 is my favorite Mario Kart but it's pretty close.
7, Ds and Wii for me
I'm scared by the fact that there's only one more episode left on the Scott The Woz Mario Kart series.
The Arcade games exist
@Andrewgamer135 and Mario Kart Tour
Hopefully he makes videos on the arcade stuff and tour. I really don’t want this to end
Josh Nagel so does the plague, that doesn’t mean I want it
I'm still waiting for his smash ultimate video... its gonna be a while and the video will take a while to even finish watching
Friend vote for Wuhu. "Ok but no glitches." Literally everyone goes for the glitch just in case.
Edit: The glitch was in Maka Wuhu.
The glitch was able to skip straight to the mountain section before you enter the cave area you jump into the purple water area in the right side. (Note this still works only got patch in the Online side of the game.
race or battle? either way i somehow avoided knowledge of said glitch for this long...
I voted for the map every time just to do the glitch. Fun times.
What's the glitch? Never ended up playing Mario kart 7
@@sirspookybones1118 at the very beggining of the map if you jump off the road into the wter it sent you straight to the end of the race. This was a drag race course instead of a lap based one, so it made the race last only a minute. I'm sure you can look it up on TH-cam. Just put in Wuhu exploit or glitch.
@@scarffoxandfriends9401 ohh i remember doing this
9:50
I think it actually detracts from the game because now the karts are a lot more generic to fit multiple characters. Before each kart was custom made for the character and fit them perfectly.
Me before clicking on this video: "Oh boy, I'm so excited to finally hear Scott talk about my favorite Mario Kart game, Mario Kart 7!"
Me like 5 seconds in: "Oh."
Just gonna clarify this is a joke, love you Scott even though you slaughtered my baby in front of my face
Why is 7 your favourite?
...we liked it
@@lesbianbush Not only do I just have a personal attachment to it, but it has my favorite balance with the item randomness, it's not too chaotic and unfair like Wii, but not too easy like 8 and especially 8 Deluxe. It feels like it encourages just the right amount of skill while still being super fun, which the other games I mentioned definitely are. It was the first game in the series I played as a dumb kid who was bad at video games where I actually felt myself getting better at it instead of dealing with the insanity of Mario Kart Wii. Not only all that, but I just adore the track lineup. The selection of retro tracks is fantastic, it has the best Rainbow Road in the history of the series, and the Wuhu tracks are fantastic. The ones Scott referred to as lame or forgettable I personally found to be at least pretty good. Sorry for the drawn-out explanation, but I just love this game, though I do understand Scott's issues with it, they just don't bother me and in some cases aren't even problems to me at all.
@@florpfacejinglefribbins1984 Agreed
@@florpfacejinglefribbins1984 Thats what I was trying to say but I was lazy.
Hey, Scott!
Before I jump into this video, I just wanted to quickly pop into the comments section and thank you for all the love and care you put into each and every one of your videos. Your research is always informative and concise, your jokes and skits are always full of dedication (not to mention your friends are also super rad), and you're just a joy to listen to.
I really hope you've been staying clean and safe with all of the stuff going on this year. You deserve the best, after giving us so much quality content throughout your channel's lifespan, and for making our own struggles here at home that much more bearable.
I'm going to get to watching the video now. Feels nice to be able to catch it early, instead of being late to the party like usual, hehe!
Thanks again!
The hardest part about playing Mario Kart is remembering this is why I murdered my family.
You okay man? Wanna talk lol
They said i would miss my family...
I never miss at close range.
JohnnyIsAMeme there is a guy on TH-cam who reviewed the SNES version and on an unrelated note also killed his entire family. He sucked.
@@cinnamondan4984 send links
D'angelo JacobHymenShits I lost track. Went through a True Crime phase and found it. I recommend typing in TH-camr kills his family or something like that.
I remember playing races with my brother we had shells on only and yet he got a lucky 7 which gave him 7 red shells. That was terrifying to my young self
imagine getting 7 blue shells
Tell me, how do you customize items? I didn't know that was possible!
Wait I swear that always gave you 7 different items.
@@ronnieradon not if you set items to shells only
@@JoboVT How do you do that?
Someone: Hey you like Mario Kart?
Me: Yeah
Someone: Wanna play Mario Kart 7?
Me: *Did you mean Mario Kart 8?*
I dont know what that means
wmzx er it means he sees Mario kart 7 and 8 as the same exact game and that he doesn’t know Mario kart 7 exists. In other words Mario kart 7 is forgettable
DiD u mEan MaYRo KRat 8 DeLUx
Nice Nick Robinson reference
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Just a head's up for those who don't know, Scott has a second channel called Scott's Stash. It's pretty rad.
“All I remember is the honeybee hive battle course” WAIT SO THAT WAS FOR EVERYONE WTF
I KNOW RIGHT, I HAD FLASHBACKS WHEN HE SAID THAT
it was the most unique and yeah Its the same for me and I didn't even play this game online much I guess I really liked the middle air mechanic
Its either that, the town one, *or sherbit rink*
Yep! Always wound up on that course too!
dee'on jaymz oh yeah... fuck sherbit rink I hated that one
13:32
"Your Kart grows a tail!"
*"Finally"*
10:50 Scott out here actually breaking a Nintendo 2DS
Ultimate Derp is it just me or is that moment one of the funniest lines Scott’s ever said. I usually find Scott “breathe through nose” amusing, not “stifle laugh at 1 am” amusing, but not this time around lol
@@ValTheGnat yeah, I actually loled.
@@Infernex_14 Actually that 2DS was already broken.
@@Infernex_14 I thought the same thing, but yeah, usually when someone "breaks" something in a video its either already broken or defective
@@Infernex_14 That 2DS was already broken. It was a modded one he used to use to capture 3DS footage, but it broke out of nowhere.
I know this game is kinda underwhelming for some people but I have so many memories with it, I can’t hate it. I got to do 8 players at once with other people one time at a summer camp and that was amazing.
Hell yeah. I've got some great memories of playing that with lots of friends at summer camp.
Ok did everyone just play Mariokart at summer camps
@@lukee7020 I guess so cuz I played it at summer camp with a bunch of people at the mess hall. Good times.
@@Jibboe0214 same here lmao
My reaction to its title was just like when Pokemon X/Y came out
"Oh boy, I can't wait to see what the actual name(s) are going to be later in production!"
I mean they’re not really bad names. In fact, I thought it was cool
The X and Y in the titles are representing Xernaeas and Yevital (yes I know my spelling is terrible)
No duh it represents Xerneas and Yveltal
@@890sigma i mean, plus that wasn't exactly apparent when they first revealed the new games
pokemon x and y are jewels, truly treasure indeed.
The Peak of my Week is always “ Hey all, Scott here.”
Weeks have been on a decline
Scott has hobbies he’s relatable now WE’RE THE SAME
Holy cr*p had no idea Scott and me breathed this makes him relatable on a different level
wait, you have hobbies too? I thought I was the only one!
Luke DeGeorges Puff squad. Not sure what the calamari dude is doing
"Despising mario kart 7..."
Me: oh, he insulted my childhood... *cries in 3ds*
Bruh same...
Steam Dragon Bruh Same Same
How old are you?
13
@@Ludicrousism Bro, for me Wii was amazing.
The american version has several trackes with different names to the uk&ireland version
Music park = melody motorway
Neo bowser city = koopa city
Rock rock mountain = alpine pass
I think theres a couple more but im not sure
and most of them suck (alpine pass has a better ring to it tho)
Warios Shipyard = Warios Galleon
Here are all of them (American on the left and European English on the right):
Cheep Cheep Lagoon --> Cheep Cheep Cape
Wuhu Loop --> Wuhu Island Loop
Music Park --> Melody Motorway
Rock Rock Mountain --> Alpine Pass
Piranha Plant Slide --> Piranha Plant Pipeway
Wario's Shipyard --> Wario's Galleon
Neo Bowser City --> Koopa City
Maka Wuhu --> Wuhu Mountain Loop
Honeybee Hive --> Honeybee House (Battle Course)
Additionally, the retro track N64 Koopa Troopa Beach was shortened to just Koopa Beach in America while retaining its original name in Europe, despite the fact that it was Koopa Troopa Beach in all versions of Mario Kart 64.
@@CrashFan03 the UK names are a lot better in my opinion
@@genesiscookie I disagree; the UK names are as good at best and much worse at worst in my opinion.
There's one thing no one can deny about MK7 and it's that the tracks are AMAZING.
Scott: I dont like MK7
*Everyone Dialiked That*
@@andy.burbulis1899 dialiked? this is the first time I have seen someone misspell disliked that badly
@@andy.burbulis1899 You spelt disliked wrong. Go sit in the corner.
As schafrillas pointed out, this game’s retro selection did not hold back whatsoever
Nintendo: *Doesn’t put Waluigi Pinball in Mario Kart 8*
Everyone: “Now that’s what I call a SIN”
Ehh. Waluigi Pinball just feels like a stale meme to me
Well, my favorite ds track is waluigi pinball (or stadium) and it isn’t really a meme, in my opinion
No Moonview highway no money
Literally best track in Mario Kart 7 :)
Waluigi pinball is overhyped
Mario Kart 7, aka "I wanna be 8 but Wii still looks too sexy to move on."
The game was basically a beta of mk8
well,that sounded really gay.
Pablo González Fernández Don’t know why it would want to be 8. 8 played like complete ass.
@@nowun6043Mario kart ds was better
@@cypher838 ds is overrated af
How to say "It's fine I guess" in 20 minutes and 45 seconds.
And look sexy af the whole time
LOL Scott's secretly a Chad now
10:45
I hope that came out oooonn camera
Your Kart grows a tail.
Scott: finally.
His delivery made me laugh quite hard.
jusedtheposer stfu let people enjoy themselves
jusedtheposer how sad
jusedtheposer You gave yourself away as a troll in just 2 comments.
This might just be me, but anybody else remember and find it kinda funny how along with New Super Mario Bros 2, Nintendo promoted this game for literal years after it’s release?
They still promoted it somewhat after Mario Kart 8 Deluxe came out which I find hilarious.
Considering that Mario Kart 7 was basically bundled into every known (New) 3/2DS it's not surprising too see it be promoted for such a long while.
Jeez I had that game in like 8th grade when it first came out it must be 10 years old. The biggest L I ever took was buying the 3ds new for like $350 and then a week later they lowered the price to like $150. They game me a bunch of downloadable games that was supposed to be worth the $200 but I still felt cheated.
@Calamari Fan STFU
@Calamari Fan NOBODY CARES ABOUT LION KING
Unlocking in Wii: Beat every time trial with every character on every difficulty 3 times with a mii and beat every 200cc cup with first in every race
Unlocking in 3DS: Win a cup
The joke here is that 200cc didn't exist yet, meaning unlocking every character was nigh impossible.
ZachaRicO *Pronounced Zak-uh-REEK-oh I forgot 200cc didn’t exist yet in MKWii but thanks for making my joke better than I thought it was
@Joshua J Mario Kart Tour: Spends $100 and still doesn't get the right character
Unlocking in Wii U: Get coins
Unlocking in Switch: Don’t
Imma be dead honest here, Ive owned this game since launch and I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE UNLOCKABLE CHARACTERS UNTIL SCOTT BROUGHT IT UP
Beat the 150cc cups to unlock them.
@@walkerphillips2818 well thank you for responding to a year old comment
@@miguelvargas9013 it's nice to see people giving thanks
@@miguelvargas9013 how did you never play on 150cc in this many years
Hahaha when I first got MK7 I saw Rosalina doing one of the time trials and I just thought she was a faded version of Peach and I wondered why Peach looked different... don't blame me, I was only 11 and very new to the whole world of Mario 😆
Nintendo: your kart grows a tail
All the furrys: finally
I feel like this would fit better under 3dworld
kinda? I mean sml2 and bros 3 and 3d land powerups also had those kinda things
I mean, especially the tanooki suit
@@somethingAccurate correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they just the ears and tail until the 3ds/wii? In which case it would really be an anime thing
I'm a little confused on what you mean
I honestly feel that if Mario Kart 7 had either a mission or a vs mode, so many more people would come back to this game, and then tracks like Wario’s Shipyard wouldn’t end up in the clearance aisle.
Seriously, where did Mission Mode go? Why has it never come back since MKDS? It was an excellent feature, adding some much-needed 1P content, as well as being a great way to train players in both basic and advanced strategies. It should be in EVERY Mario Kart.
#MissionModeForMK9
God, Wario Shipyard was gross
Jason Blalock It was supposed to come out for Wii but it didn’t but there were some hidden missions in the Mario Kart Wii Channel or something there where we could make like a weekly challenge?
At least they are back on Tour but they’re terrible, you can get 3 stars pretty easier compared to freaking MKDS I STILL CANT
@Snowy Melody Thank god it's in CTGP-7
“It’s FUCKING MARIO KART AGAIN”
Easily my favorite Scott line so far this year
(19:25) This is so weird to say, but, they did this again just recently after years since this game came out just to fix some shortcuts for GBA Bowser Castle 1, Wuhu Loop and Maka Wuhu lmao
It was also to fix a security issue where other people could take over your 3DS console. It's cool of them to take care of such an old game!
@@olifantoliverheh, that's not the real reason.
I's there to stop all the pirates, like me.
@@pacomatic9833? It literally is lmao
I appreciate this installment simply because it didn’t have any of those annoying baby characters
BoysOurRoy /// Lucas M yeah but it did have wiggler and honey queen. absolutely useless characters imo
Baby mario, luigi, and peach are fine, no more than that
@@xiiwolfy WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT WIGGLER?!??!!?
@@xiiwolfy you dissin' on my homie wiggler?? he was a great addition!
Are you just the new justin y bc I keep seeing you
10:47 I wonder how many 3DS (or 2DS) Scott destroyed in his videos. :P
Or does he buy already broken ones to break them even more?^^
Yeah, pretty sure all the consoles he destroys are broken. I doubt he would destroy a $100 2ds xl for a 5 second joke.
i hope its broken, i mean it looks like the one he shoved in a sink a few videos ago
Any console he breaks in a video is already broken. The 2DS he keeps abusing is actually a busted modded 2DS captured card. He said the capture card broke out of nowhere so he's taking advantage of circumstances for some good bits
He pretty much is rich so it doesn't even matter.
MrGameplay which vid was this?
Racing game based on Scott’s life characters:
Scott
Vince Young
John Madden
Officer Steel Wool
Chet Shaft
Wendy’s employee
Dick Vitele
Target guy
Dr. Anna May
Leaky Steve
Dr. USB
Vegan #1
Vegan #2
Vegan #3
Mr. Scoliosis
Tree that’s 20 feet away
I’m taking suggestion
Swarley751 okay added them
Target Employee
@@PineappleLizard Guy that stole his Wii Shop shovelware Wii
Dr. Anna May
Stop-Motion Scott
Anime Scott
Psychiatrist Guy
3:33 such a neat detail, the metroid prime footage shows the parasite queen, and the mario kart 7 footage shows the honey queen
7’s my favorite in the series purely for nostalgia, but I see why it may be see as underwhelming. Every other game had something that stood out
Teamgeist
Yeah and?
AuraKingVII 7 is my 3rd favorite in the series, behind double dash and wii
@Teamgeist you can have nostalgia for literally any moment at any time.
Teamgeist 2012 is also very recent in my memory yet nostalgic at the same time. I was 11 that year so I still have clear memories like it was yesterday and lots of memories and things I feel nostalgic for.
the joke here is the op is young, most likely under 14
This makes you curious for how we’ll look back at 8 when the next Mario Kart comes out...
Jack E. Gee about that
You mean the mobile piece of crap on your phone? Yeah, 8 is still 100% better.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is already perfection
@@ayyimyou546 probably a TH-cam glitch
@@LegoLiam1803 Makes ya wonder if the *next* next Mario Kart is going to be called Mario Kart 9 or Mario Kart 10, doesn't it? I can totally see Nintendo just deciding to disregard that the mobile game ever happened.
Scott: MK7 doesn't bring anything new to the experience
Also Scott: look at all these new features that tweak the experience
Yeah I mean what did he want?
10:49, fun fact: when he threw that 2ds, the top and bottom part split
Welcome to the Blue House...
Scott: **Acts surprized that throwing it destroyed it**
“I hope that came out ooonnnnnn camera”
That's the scariest shit I've seen on youtube
"Why would I play this game again?" Because I don't have a switch!
Edit: I have a switch now wooo!
I’m assuming this means you don’t have a wiiu either
@@brandonansley267 Isn't that what we _should_ assume?
Mood
You _still_ don't have one?
...that makes two of us.
Brandon Ansley Um the Wii U isn’t a portable
My retinas are burned watching this in my room trying to sleep!
It 2am here
*burnt
Wooloo4Lols yes. Really small TH-camr here
The Pigs Are Rebelling Same
Wooloo4Lols but I did get 2k views on a video though
this game was my childhood lmao, everyone my age loved this
@@gio.2937 15
Supreme Fj are you a comedian
and everyone your age is myopic
nah, wii and ds were my childhood, cause I didn’t end up playing 7 till 2017
KID ALERT! KID ALERT!
18:49, oh my, scotts beephobe, I'm crying and shaking right now
Scott in front of his beastly game collection: "Hmmm which popular and beloved game should I talk smack about this week?"
7 is definitely the least liked modern Mario Kart by popular opinion though
@@thefreelancequeen it's disheartening considering it's a better game than MKWii
@@thefreelancequeen its definitely the best one I've ever owned, I still haven't got 8.
7 is generally overrated, more so than 8DX or Double Dash
@@dustymcwari4468 it may be, but it is still a really good game. It's simple, quick and fun. My only quarrel is no bikes and no waluigi.
10:50 Scott just destroyed his DS just for a joke
Imagine fucking up that take
It was already broke
10:50 HE BROKE HIS 2DS LMFAOO
It was probably already busted
Scott the Plainrock
@@Matanumi yes. it's a stunt 2ds xl
lars van zanten it was actually fully playable. He broke the real thing
Blue Bear were you the 2ds?
Coming from a person that has torn their retina, I can confirm that it is because of Mario Kart 7
How did you do that? Ouch
When you ask for Mario Kart 8 and your mom gives you Mario Kart 7.
Welcome to the at home experience kiddos.
But I want both Mario kart 7 and Mario kart 8
Ask for Mario Kart 9
@@aidanflynn2037 It'll be mario kart x, after that a deluxe version called mario kart xs and xs max, then the TRUE successor mario kart 11 pro
At least it had battle mode not like when 8 launched, and single cart multiplayer unlike switch
"I don't need Waluigi, I mean he's not shelter."
well they're basically the same in that i want to be inside both
madpeashooter06 am I going to have to get rid of your virgin card
Cursed
Oh God oh frick
Yuck!
Based.
10:52 Did my mans just snap a $150 game system in half for the sake of a five-second-long joke?
Y'know what, I honestly kind of respect it.
They added gliding, underwater, and new items. It’s a big W.
"They updated the game because people were having too much fun with exploits on some of the tracks"
If your definition of "too much fun" is "playing Maka Wuhu online 1200 times in a row because everyone thinks they're the only one that knows the exploit" then you'd be right!
I hated that so much
I was SO glad they updated it to remove that glitch. Only playing Maka Wuhu and nothing else, and having to use the glitch to not come in last place was super annoying.
10:45 Scott... you know you don’t need to buy expensive things and destroy them for us, right? Save some money. Build up a retirement fund. Be safe with your dollars
That 2ds xl was his old capture card unit which broke. He uses it as a test dummy for destructive purposes now
Forgot his old one broke! But the point stands cuz he does buy so many things for one-off gags
the chili...
Ivan Hostiuk I have no clue what you are talking about but you are now my favourite comment ever
cringe
16:30 “How do they get any work done when there’s a driveway in here?”
Driveway or not they still get no work done because everyone’s always being kidnapped by Bowser and his family
And the toads just spend their time doing this th-cam.com/video/7V50wraGQGI/w-d-xo.html
18:30 I see Rex Mohs has an alternate universe counterpart that Scott’s hiding from us
"Here, I have to meticulously pick out what kind of wheels I want, when to be honest, it really doesn't matter."
For casual players, yeah. But for people who take winning a bit more seriously, there's actual strategy in picking vehicle parts, not just choosing the coolest looking.
AKA the only good combinations are Egg 1/B-Dasher, Monster Wheels and any non Glider for Shy Guy meta and B-Dasher, Monster Wheels Red for Metal Mario meta
I haven’t played seven myself, but I do have eight, and I agree with Scott here. Yes, there is a level of optimization to be had, but the difference is generally too small for it to feel significant.
@@deffinatalee7699 If you mean 8 deluxe, then are you crazy?
Hogan's Castle probably
WoobGamer wait there’s a meta to Mario kart 7? How have I not heard about this until now?
10:49 I wonder how much Scott got paid to break his Nintendo 3DS like that.
If you look closely, it's actully a 2DS
@@JustAFunnyFella Not closely, just if you look at all
Yeah 2ds is very more of a curved square but the 3ds is more of a brick and the 3ds has the cameras in the front, but the xl and new 3ds both have a similar shape to the 2ds
Who cares if he said "3DS" instead of "2DS" guys...
Also I think that 3DS was already fried cause of a capture card breaking it, so he used it for stunts, like when he hammered it for a joke and said "What the f*ck it broke?" (don't remember the episode :p)
Its a 2ds
Mario kart 7: "You can get big wheels now"
You the best kid. Keep it up. You make me laugh more than most comedians, you're a legend man.