I Had So Many Pregnancies I Got Arrested - RealLives
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- I Had So Many Pregnancies I Got Arrested - RealLives
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ABOUT: RealLives
RealLives is a gamified simulation that brings home the challenge of life in its many splendors and complexities.
In the simulation, you will test your mettle against the many unpredictable life conditions that occur in the course of a lifetime - from birth until the end.
And in RealLives, you can play billions of such lives, in different cultures and nations on earth - without ever repeating any lifetime!
#graystillplays #indie #simulation
Gray: "Im not gonna be able to pronounce any of these girls' names"
Ubeysobakin Vyacheslavovich : *is a boy*
This names are a mess) and means Killdog my father's name is Vyacheslav
@@laverna99 Panfilova Olegovna is a boy, at 1:47...
Lol
What the heck ubeysobakin literally means killdog
maybe they've forgotten an a at the end... it's a common mistake in translating to English...
Did anyone else see that the first romance attempt was another boy?
Yep, don't think Gray noticed though-
Yeah, parents probably didn't approve because they thought he was gay. :V
U can get killed in russia for being gay oof
This game's pretty forward.
Thought i'd been the only one lol
Gray: Being a woman and realizing the limit of children that are possible
Also Gray: Finds loophole as a male to have an unlimited number of kids
can you split debt 30 different ways?
Just like my grandfather...who had 11 kids with three women!
@@craigh5236 your grandfather is a player
@@craigh5236 What a legend
@@craigh5236 bruh everyone knows they're cheaper by the dozen
Honestly, this could totally be a real character in a novel and I wouldn't think anything about it.
That's exactly why I use these tools.
Lillie Greenlaw best seller potential
A novel about sex slave girlfriends eh? Oh dear.
Fifty Children of Gray
Isekai mc
Gray: dies at age 1
Deepiteet: dies at age 1
Heepideep: dies at age 1
🤔🤔🤔
(salutes) F
Deepiteet was 12
Fleepadeet
@@herhen3528 1 year he had with him
conclusion: Gray was a mouse the first time
No one:
This game: ok let's turn Russian surnames into names and middle names into surnames but they will also not match the character's sex
Lol ikr
"Will you share the million dollars with the community?"
"No."
*The Soviet Union didn't like that.*
The soviet onion
Why onion
Its union
@@cadengaidowski4388 r/whooosh
Soviet onion
RIP Deepiteet 2019 - 2019
Died due to being a mouse in Russia
in soviet russia mice die just by being in your sight
Fun fact: a normal house mice have a 1 year life expence
F for Deepiteet
I'm giving any pet I get that name from now on
Wow...on his grave it should say: To honor deepiteet the rat
Actually Gray, Miami Florida has one of the largest Russian-speaking populations in the entire U.S., an estimated 400,000 people in the area speak Russian, so the idea that your character could find a whole bunch of Russian women there as a millionaire expatriate is an incredibly plausible scenario.
Well i live In a city in miami dade that has lots of Russians
Согласен
This reminds me of Hotline Miami
@@BurritooMafia I highly doubt you can immediately tell the original country and culture of everyone you see on the street, from a glance
Burrito Mafia is
"Mom, dad look at her frickin stats!"
statshaming, huh
@@bluemrpony (it's a male)
@•Twilight KayKay• it was a guy
Lol
Fr imagtion saying that in real life "but moommmm lol at her stats, she's a level 56 socerior while I'm a level 31 mage"
Nobody:
Gray's parents: *Have a stroke and write him out of the will*
Four times.
“I didn’t know there was such a plethora of Russian women in Miami Beach”
Oh gray..... there’s so many
LoeKei Miami Beach, one of the Wealthiest Cities in America, just so happens to have lots of Russian Women. Gee, you don’t say 😂
in a usa robotic only drinking bud light or alcoholic bottle for their fuel longer
2:34
Those "first names" are actually loose Russian surnames (female surnames at that) and surnames are in fact patronyms. Source: am Russian
Also, for 3:21 - no, those are not real names but I like them anyway
3:58 The name translates as "Kill-a-dog"
Geez that name had to involve Vodka and or a deep hatred of dogs
They have the same thing in BitLife, using last names as first, and you're lucky if they match your gender xD
Jeneverbes Lee I've seen kids with last names that sound like if they came from Bitlife Lmao
My next pet I’m gonna name it deepiteet
Russia has masculine and feminine last names? How does that work?
Damn. the beginning of this is me right now.. *Diet: Starvation. Home: temporary*
Fastest death so far. He never had a chance.
Are you okay??
Are you Alright?
Ya good m8?
Are ya good there buddy?
I’m Russian and WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THESE NAMES
Your name was a female Russian surname... good first name for a boy wow
Noone names a girl, russian or not GLAZKOVA as her FIRST name
😂
Glazkova Sounds like a drink or weird gun
Gray: Gets a pet
Pet: I guess I will die
Dragonax
Pet: **prays so his life can be taken painlessly ASAP**
Pet: Might as well make it quick!
Pet: ight imma head out
They know what's good for them in Gray's care.
pews: finally, a worthy opponent
hey, gray, how do you manage to completely ruin every game that you play?
gray: yes, alligators, meth, bud light, florida
Also gray: HURRICANES AND DRUGS
Florida-
Me:... FLORIDA MAN
@@izigamer24yt89 you have all the mans.......California man, New York man, Alaska man, Mexico man, Canadian man, American man, Russia man, Polish man the list goes on
Florida Man becomes Russian Man, just to eventually become Florida Man again. Countless children were virtually decended from Florussian Man.
shinagain Florida Man, Spleens, Grill, House Fire and 24 hours comedy channel
"What happens when you unsuccessfully end the romance?"
"Hey, I wanna break up."
"No."
*And they lived happily ever after.*
*MICE ON Y LIVE 1-2 YEARS* :’(
Tessa Rooker Domesticated, wild ones rarely live up to a year.
ONLY DUMBASS
Mine lived for 3 years.
@@FaithlessLooter Or wild ones kept in captivity. I had a little wood mouse that I found as an adult and kept him for a little over a year.
Hi i am your 250th liker
AND SCIENTIST ARE MAKING THEM LIVE LONGER
Russian mouse names be like:
mahajapit
majahapit
mapajahit
mahapajit
mapajahit
majapahit
Ryan Dupuis you could make a religion out of this
No dont
you forgot mahajapit
a little fact majapahit were once a country in the land of malaya hundred and thousand of years before
Let’s storm the castle and cut all their heads off
Disturbing how 100% of peoples favourite jobs are horrible parents
It doesn't even pay well, but the fact that you get paid...
@Grandiville Strong how is this even relevant to what I said
*RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GRESTEST LOVE MACHINE*
@Grandiville Strong
Two things...
One, get a dictionary. You could use it.
Two, how is this even close to related to anything said here? Aside it being Gray-related, what other than that had to do with you not getting replied to?
I think thief is a better job.
ubeysobakin literally means "kill the dog" why do they have these names
In the wild, mice live on average 6 months. In ideal living conditions, mice can survive about 2 years.
Living with gray does not constitute ideal living conditions.
And goldfish can live 10+.
Minato Acos unless you lived with me mine lasted 5 months
those conditions depend on the game and task you may have to do.
@@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs they're are about military is now thinking deceased just lost in everywhere
@@nichsa8984 I had a stroke reading this, lmao what
"You have to go to army or to prison... Well, how long is the prison sentence?"
Fun fact: Ghengis Khan had so many kids that everyone has a 5% chance of being related to him.
-dont quote me on that-
Khan*
lol
G2 The Artist I still will ya kjj no ow
“Fun fact: Ghengis Khan had so many kids that everyone has a 5% chance of being related to him.”
You’ve been quote
@@Shloomy_Shloms oof
"Your lover has avoided drinking alcohol....
*I can't say I will do the same."*
Me either, Gray 😂
I read this when he said it
I laughed so hard, when the first boy died at 1. Lol.
Ray Ari Out of context, this sounds *really* bad 🤣
But agreed 👏🏻👀
Haha, Same.
@@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 I didn't even notice. OMG hahahahh
What is he? A mouse in Russia?
Well I mean... He was born as a homeless person in Somalia. What would you expect?
Intro format:
Alright, so we’re back to the only game that (weird game feature), it’s (game name). More (game feature) dammit!
11:48 "You've lost your job as a thief"
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:20 those names are beautiful, I love them
Edit: R.I.P. Deepiteet, F in the chat for this poor mouse
Edit 2: and Heepideep
Edit 3: and Dilbert the fish
F
I'm reminded of the names of the mice in the Chronicles of Narnia.
@@thelogchannel41 Yes, of course. I will edit to add, thank you for the contribution.
Listening to Grey list his achievements at the end of the game I'm just like, "livin the American dream"
Mom: Doesn’t approve of girl
Gray: But mooooooommmm, look at her stats
I didn’t notice that it was Gray who posted this so I thought it was one of those animated story times
lol
This is really random but if that's your cat in your profile pic, they're adorable!
anony paws aww thank you! And they are my cat
Wanna see *"MY CATS"*
I named them Footlong and Eggy
3:52
Grey, the VERY first romance option for you was a boy, actually.
😏😏😏😏😏
GrayStillPlays look out, I think Mateus Santiago likes you
@@aughtymaroon6463 PFFFFTT!!!!!!
2:57 What do you mean Gray, Russians don’t eat food they eat snow
Lucky 22oreo and vodka. Lots of vodka
*RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GRESTEST LOVE MACHINE*
Lucky 22oreo shaved ice anybody?
@@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun *with* vodka preferably
Succu Basu alcohol makes you warm so you eat hot and cold food
*you lost your job as a thief*
Gray: im about to end my whole career
Smh
Eat grass and dirt.
No more Starvation
Hello but being vegan is far worse
I’m vegan... wtf
We got one
@Levi Bachus technically, humans are animals so....
If you're that f@*kin' hungry, go eat some vegans. You get meat and reduce the human population, *we* don't have to put up with vegans anymore. Everyone wins! 😀
RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
I appreciate the inclusion of infant mortality in this game.
"We Rolli'n around russia in three cars or bears or whatever now"-Grey 2019
I heard something about police bears... this seems legit
*RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GRESTEST LOVE MACHINE*
@@我恨我自己 Okay, it'd be funnier on comments involving him vigorously romancimg everything in sight only...
In their Ladas
@@superwhatevergamin9634 so doesn't matter, replys are replys. And no one cares! Yay!
Ah yes, the sound of a man suffering for 13 minutes
it hasnt even been enough time to watch it boi
Never said it was
This could go on r/CursedComments.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 It couldn't, as it's barely cursed. Also this is an I Have Reddit moment. heres a big brain move, do this really clever thing, called not doing the r/.
Deepitit.
As a young soldier, I want to say that "I live in the barracks, suck it" is exactly what I say to my parents when they disapprove of my choices
me: wonders why gray doesn't get sponsors
his videos: torturing and murdering people
me: oh.
I love how everyone picked “ *Terrible Parent* “ for their job
11:38 "my daughters husband had a stroke,apparently this runs in the family" *ALABAMA 100*
I love how the very first kid you rolled up died almost immediately from malnutrition. It's as if the game knew what you were planning and figured it had to make at least a token attempt to stop you. But as you were not deterred. . . I love how becoming a Russian businessman baby daddy who ended his life as a debt-ridden thief was the longest and best life you've had so far. This game is WEIRD, man. XD
Gray: "And I want to actually, you know, not live in the gutter for once."
Me: *sees Senegal* "Yeah, I wouldn't count on that..."
I love how he always uploads when I think that TH-cam is getting boring💖
I swear, watching Gray’s videos is the one thing that makes me laugh these days. His commentary is always amazing
“im really glad i was born as a boy”
youtube: 🤔
Anyone: gives a game to gray
Gray: *so you've chosen death*
Gray, that's just how long mice live. They're not a long lived species.
Random thought: Imagine dying on April 20th at the age of 69.
"Nice"
I have never been this early omg
But ur late for school
Gray: Keep trying eventually one will say yes.
Gray's wife: I just got tired of him repeatedly asking and decide saying yes once wouldn't be so bad. I have regrets.
*Gray. have you seen vinny's "corruption" videos from vinesauce? **_we need you to do that._*
GrayStillPlays doing a crossover with Vinesauce?
That sounds like a good Sunday Stream waiting to happen.
3:18 Is that the Sims talking?
Out of all the videos I've watched this is definitely one of them
Yeah I sure would hope so
Hmm... Yes, the TH-cam is made of TH-cam.
it sure is
So I accidentally clicked this scrolling through TH-cam and I read the title without context and got so confused 🤣
I was less confused when I saw it was Gray tho 😂
I don't get it, the title is so straightforward though
“What in the Christ are these names??”
-Gray, 2019
Gray the thing is with debt, your family won't have to pay it if you're the soul signer, despite the bank demanding they do. Legally they do not. Upon your death the money is forfeit.
Nothing here, just felt the need to comment.
:)
:)
:)
:)
:/
0:00-0:05
Me: **dies of laughter**
(God d*mn it not again Tommy, alright here we go 1... 2... *3, CLEAR* !!!)
And I'ma back, thanks a lot Jerry. (No problem Tommy, what was so funny that you died again?) This. **Shows Jerry the opening** **dies again while Jerry figuratively laughs his lungs out**
Hey Gray? Can you age up all your Sims and make them woohoo with each other until they have heart attacks and drop dead??
"Deepiteet I love you my mouse friend please don't get stolen in like 8 months" -GrayStillPlays 2019
The first one said “you’ve met a new boy”
09:17 someone has to work in all the brothels!
I'm Russian and what's going on with those names?
When gray sees a women:
''Its free real estate baby..,''
That women:
''UH OH, F THIS IM OUTTTTTT''
MORE REALLIVES DAMN IT.
YASSSSSSS
Welcome back to the only channel where even video game characters aren’t safe, it’s GrayStillPlays
The "girl" his russian parents didnt approve of was a boy.
When i play it. So boring.
But when i watch you play it. AMAZING! love the commentary!
"Paniflova" is a name, people. *We let that happen.*
This is literally the most awesome playthrough that Gray has ever done.
This, I can state with a fair amount of certainty, is not a "real life."
The fate you sometimes have where you're doomed to starve to death as a baby reminds my of One Hour One Life way too much.
“Eighty one hundred and ninety six”
My math teacher: Am I a joke to you
My English teacher: Now I know-
‘You have lost your job as a thief, how I work for myself’ 😂😂😂
The Russian version of Genghis Khan over here.
@@UnauthorizedRosin Rasputin
Your parents: dont like your significant other
You: Mom, Dad just look at his/her STATS...
When your mom is an anti-vaxxer: 2:10
Oof
Antivax entitled parent be like: why did my baby die its your fault you killed my baby
I'm calling the police
She is. But I've been vaccinated so thank god
I like this game a lot but it needs updates where you don't keep getting deleted when you were already deleted, and also maybe make more things happen than just depression and stroke?
Damn I’m early! Again.. Have a good day/night
The life expectancy of a mouse is actually 12-18 months.
“ lived like kings, moved to Miami, got arrested, and died with a mountain of debt”..... wow Grey really lived the dream life
3:13: Ah yes, Reepicheep is back and has had many children, whose names all sound similar to his, and are all strange.
Gray will show us all the error of our ways. Praise be with gray.
Beautiful. Also, PLAY DREAM CAR RACING EVO!!!!!!!!!
"Will you serve?"
"How long is the prison sentence?" LOL
Even DIO can’t beat how many children Gray had
tmw you’re eating starvation ✊🏻😔
I find it funny how, even if i’ve watched almost all of your videos, i still get jumpy with the intro
Plot twist: Every life you see here is a 100% real,
Trust me, I know.
Hail Mother Russia
Atticus Moore O_o
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 company:let's make robotic highly advanced AI nanotechnology and advanced technology maximum level
me also:
**giving their vodka as fuel**
Those first 30 seconds are so incredibly cursed if you take them out of context
oh gray i didn't know you were the chinese government
Imagine being centrist
Gray : I had so many pregnancies and got arrested
His ads: Call 666-666-6666 for H.I.V. health.
When the first thing you see voted is terrible parent you know this is going to be good
I like to think that in any game Gray plays in, he’s known as the cruelest god in existence, and anyone who questions why he is worshipped is tortured in these videos
Grays most famous quotes:
“More (variable) dammit!”
“Alright, we’re back to the only game where (variable), it’s (variable) *ding sound effect* ”
“ *FULL LIQUOR BAR!* “
“Alright today we’re checking out the only game where (variable), it’s (variable) *ding sound effect* “
You Forgot "*FULL LIQUOR BAR!*"
Clare Goggle
Thanks! I’ll ad it straight away.