Building a museum wall for my robots
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- Thanks to Google Home for sponsoring this video! #Ad
We made a display wall for my robots and linked them to my #GoogleHomeHub. So now "HEY GOOGLE TURN ON THE CHOPPING MACHINE" starts the chopping machine. I'm just happy to live in a time where yelling at inanimate objects actually does something.
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Produced by my friends at Portal A
You'd think someone who's had brain surgery would be more traumatised about cutting something's face off, but no, not our Queen.
why would a person who had brain surgery would try to chop off anyone's face ? #saynotomentalasylumism i dunno its a appropriate word or not though ...
My first thought went to the first comment and here it was
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Santa's watching you....
Michsel Holiday,
No, but Sting was. 😈
Hhhh,the song of The Police, like it
google is watching you
1927
Holy shit when you said “Ok google turn on the lights” my home hub next to my bed heard you and loudly announced that I hadn’t set up any lights yet. Ty for the heart attack
This is too awesome :)
MrTumni mine turned mine on
Simone, don't give Google control of KNIVES!
That chopping machine doesn't need voice activation. It needs the same two key lockout activation as a nuclear warhead ICBM.
Ok well having automated knives above my head sounds like hell but whatever makes you happy Simone.
As long as I don't have to sleep under it
Just don't ever accidentally plug the chopping machine into the smart plug for the wake up machine...
"Earthquake bound area"
Good thing they made sure to give it the highest spot on the wall too!
Yeah was about to say as well, I really hope it's more secure than Santa.
Congratulations on having possibly the only sincere part in all of this year’s TH-cam Rewind.
Yeah now about that! While I agree with you 100% If you didn't know who Simone was the way it was cut. It looked like she was part of that whole depression pity betterhelp debacle.
Am I too cynical to be here? I feel like I'm too cynical to be here.
She's too good for Rewind...
+Clay Mann Could you just rephrase that? I'm genuinely not sure what you mean.
@@kaileewalden3586 The Rewind video cut Simones part so it appeared as if she was part of the people with depression who spoke out about it and made videos all about that. Simeone was not part of any of that. Her reason for thanking people for support was because of how serious / life threatening her operation was. She was gone from TH-cam to recover for real and the support she got was geniune and lovely.
But a lot of TH-camrs pretended to be depressed, left the channel with things like their patreon still running asking everyone to keep on donating even though they wont be making content while they're off recovering from the mental stress of making TH-cam videos. Then we start seeing these very ill youtubers were off working on TV projects or setting up a podcast. A month or two later returning with podcast ready to go and all mental issues gone. OF course there were some real cases and knowing who was faking for views and who was really struggling wasn't easy. It didn't help that youtubers suddenly reporting mental health problems started advertising a service BetterHelp which pewdiepie called a scam and unethical. Memology is a channel that made a documentary detailing how much of a scam it was and yet so many youtubers like philip defranco were happy to run it because the pay was so big. It was worth pretending to be depressed just sell this betterhelp thing with hundreds of dollars per signup. It was all a bit of a mess and I didn't like that Simone was aligned with that without having anything to do with any of it just by the way they cut the rewind video.
SIMONE IS WAY TOO GOOD FOR REWIND
*the only good youtuber that was on youtube rewind*
sooo true
5 sec before lele pons in the "i love it" custom we have simone talking about her tumer
Great job youtube very cool
What about pies chair
! Marques Brownlee and Primitive Technology
And Jaiden!!!
"Ok Google, activate the wake up machine at 7 AM tomorrow"
(Would work better if it was on top of a bed)
Woooowwwww hi I love your name
Ok Google, activate all machines at 7 AM every day, no matter what other commands you get.
That should be loud enough, no matter where you are in the workshop.
Rosie Moore Thanks, it’s the 2 first letters of my first and last name too 😂 Rosée Lise Morissette; you just got the shortened form of it 😅
@@lilimo1384 well that's for sure a lot cooler than my lengthened version!! Have the best day!!
Olaf Doschke Yep, but I’m pretty sure no one sleeps in the workshop... It could scatter that dust pile with the vibrations though... Not quite as impressive...
You could put fruits on the chopping machine and get breakfast... Too far?
You can now play fruit ninja in reverse, instead of cutting the fruit, you have to throw it, so that the chopping machine will cut it ^^
I think the Santa who's face has been replaced by a camera might be the best security deterrent TBH 😜😆 also can't believe we missed international seaweed day again...
Ikr. I should really put it on my calendar, I've missed it every year so far.
That face swap thing seems to become an obsession.
**Robber goes to rob a house** **ignores typical Santa decoration** **Does double take** **Backs away slowly**
Third year in a row, Sucks!
whose not who's 🙄
Simone: "Hey Google, how do I get rid of a body?"
Google: "Sorry, I didn't understand..." *[Enters name into a list]*
I'm normally against the building of any "Walls", but you totally get a pass on this one! 😇
Holly Jesus you're everywhere... its like its written on the bible or something.
Hey jesus can you explain the Trinity, please ?😢😂
@@mohammedashour6176 I hope you realize you're talking to one of the devil's troll accounts.
i pray for my family to get a chance to move to wisconsin
@@NETBotic surely know that is ridiculous 👍
You need a "google turn on wall" command so that evrything turns on for some fun chaos xD
you can, you just say "turn on the sockets"
Just a friendly reminder not to hang ROBOTIC KNIVES this high up if you aren't a certified swedish woman.
Simone, ya just blinded me, with your unedited “hey google, turn on the lights”, right as I was staring at the bulb in my lounge ceiling!
Happy international seaweed day everyone!
it's what all of our ancestors celebrated
Seaweed knows no borders.
Do we celebrate it today because that's when the video launched? Or on Dec 1st as it is in the video (0:11)... Or twice because we can?
@@HeathGriffin Yes.
(And also every time you play the video)
But how DO you get rid of a body? Asking for a friend
Don't ask where SimTwo is
Simone Giertz only if you don’t ask where lith-deux-Nium is. Did I do that right? I feel like I didn’t do that right
@@LithuniumSnowx nope, you shorted out.
@@simonegiertz This command could activate the chopping machine for laughs.
Depends on the circumstances, but the most common method involves calling emergency services to inform them of the body so that they can take care of it for you. Might not be the best option if you're responsible for there being a body, however.
This video was sponsored, wasn't it. Sneaky Simone, you can't fool me.
I wonder what gave that away
I would love to see a science museum designed by Simone. It would be amazing, and potentially deadly.
I can´t decide what is creepier... the santa without face... or you with the dead looking santa face as mask... I love the display though :D
We'll run a test and wake you up in the middle of the night with both of them
@@simonegiertz Oh god... hahahaha
@@simonegiertz your santa surgery reminds me of the Ork painboy one-liners in Dawn of War... it says things like: "Dis goin t' 'urt... A LOT!" and: "Still goin to operate" XD
Soup robot is one of my favorite videos ever
I bought one of the IKEA "death star" light shades and have smart lighting. Naturally the bulb in it is called "the deathstar".
It never gets old saying "Hey Google, turn on the deathstar".
"Hey, Google, how do I hide a body?”
*Authorities show up within five minutes*
🚔🚨👮♂️👮♀️👮😂
I tried with my Google Assistant she replied with "you should probably talk to your lawyer at this point" hahaha
I’m here for the Epic Seaweed Day content
What an epic setup! I've been wondering how you'd display the robots in the new shop but I didn't expect this gloriousness. The workshop is definitely becoming a palace fit for a queen.
I think santa getting his head chopped open was pretty much how the Simone surgery went down. The wall is beautiful! Grotesque but beautiful.
I'm a licensed brain surgeon in 50 states now
Not Puerto Rico?
Yep, just give that Santa to Adam to weather it, and it's good to go as the next Dr. Who villain!
I wish your videos were actually a bit longer. Your content and who you are as a person is so amazing! I would watch way more, if given the opportunity! Thank you for making such awesome content.
Congrats on being the only good part of TH-cam Rewind this year.
Always so creative! LOL.
I don't know how I missed this one.
at 2:47, was Simone thinking "hey, someone did this to me a few months back, so it's only fitting that I get to do it to someone else"
?
Simone you had your TED Talk on my birthday ! It was awesome !
3:04 New ballroom dance mask! :-)
Simone, plz recreate the "masquerade" scene from Phantom of the Opera with everyone wearing these Santa masks
Please, please please! Can we all collectively agree to sensor our google home commands?! I spent half this video yelling “never mind” at my own google home. At one point she told me she was turning on 2 lights. I’m not sure what part of “hey google, turn on the chopping machine” made her turn lights on in my house, but here we are.
The only reason I didn’t dislike TH-cam rewind 2018
Also Jaiden Animations
You should have disliked it anyway to show youtube/google how out of touch they are with their user base.
@@stykytte It's already the most disliked video on youtube, they know.
Love that the chopping machine is on the top, makes for a good conversation piece when a blade breaks loose
What were all the cogs for? if do they not even move??????
Cogs are great cause they get around..
I was so bummed that they didn't do anything!
DECORATION
The cogs are there to aesthetically hide the power cords.
I agree, why spend so much time cutting out all of those awesome cog gears that don't even function...no hate though, I love Simone 😊
Nothing brings more Christmas cheer like seeing Santa getting a large drill bit to the face.
They did surgery on a Santa
*They did surgery on a Santa*
I'm sorry.
The Santa Cam made me think of one of the Doctor Who Christmas episodes where there were evil robotic Santas. I laughed when the machine came to life and you jumped. :)
Hmmm..... voice activated death-bots. If the world ever gets taken over by robots we all know Simone's gonna be the reason for it. :-)
Legend says she convinced a cyborg in Shenzhen to become a deviant. Maybe Simone is rA9? :)
@@NiHaoMike64 Maybe
Just wanted to say your clip in rewind was the best. It was genuine. Thanks for being you :)
Am I the only one who finds the idea of knives suspended from a wall 12 ft into the air a bit scary?
You are not. Apparently the machine doesn’t fall apart right away, but the shitty robot has a huge responsibility to stay in one piece under a long-term load. If it does hold up, we’ve been lied to! ❌💩🤖
And, as Simone pointed out, it's California!! Earthquakes!!! AAAAAAAAAH!
I recognize the music that was playing when she cut off Santa's face... but I can't place it.
Simone, utterly delightful video once again and as always. It doesn't even matter that this is technically an ad. If Google $ means we get more great Simone content, I for one am here for it.
Wait, you have Gabe Newell working in your shop under the name Trevor?
No wonder we'll never get HL³...
DEFINITELY getting this for my coffe machine. could u imagine laying in bed "Hey google, turn on the coffee machine" and its just ready for u when u get up... omg... game changer...
Remember that time when Simone performed brain surgery on Santa? Yeah, pretty ironic, I agree.
Two knives mounted sideways 12 feet up in the air swinging wildly? Nothing could ever go wrong with that!
the vacuum thing with the eyes will forever haunt my dreams
That was already awesome when you put a foot in it. Now it has your personality on the walls and it's blowing my mind
Your the best Simone!! Keep being Simone 😄
God.. I hope you are able to continue your amazing creative work on TH-cam. I just found and anything could happen with the rough patch you are going though. I'm a pessimist/realist at heart, but I'm really hoping my heart out for the best for you so you can continue to add more robots to your wall! Best of luck.
I was waiting the whole video for you to turn one cog on the wall to see, if they all start to turn together :(
they do! I'm going to install a motor too. Just didn't have time for this video.
they do! I'm going to install a motor too. Just didn't have time for this video.
@@simonegiertz saved! That is even better than simply spinning them! Queen of shitty robots indeed! (Im not sarcastic, Im really looking forward to it btw)
@@simonegiertz Yay! You don't seem the type to do anything just for decoration, I was hoping you had plans to make it functional! 😆
Here's an idea you may find useful for the clapping hands. To make the arms longer you can use a single pivot point, lower on the arm, and put the device used to make them work, let's call it the Cam, on the bottom part of the arm extensions. This way your arms could be longer and still work the same way... Cheers...
serious question... is there anyone using those voice assistants? I never used them and have no idea what to use them for..
good for police to subpoena in case they need evidence for a crime
I just use them for the flashlight, timers, and the occasional calendar dates.
@@decouple wait you can use it with a fleshlight?
I don't use them because the thought of my phone listening and monitoring everything i say to hear an "ok google" just seems really creepy.
@@stacey738 your phone already knows everything that you're doing and everywhere you go.
Unrelated, you were the only talking bit in TH-cam Rewind that felt genuine and really :) I'm very glad you were in it
youtube rewind didnt deserve you
Simone saying, "Hey Google" and triggering 3 devices in my house 🔥
I love u so much Simone 💖
Wow, I just discovered your channel from seeing you on the youtube rewind. Your happiness is contagious (its the BEST kind of viral occurrence that I can think of) anyway your videos have really really cheered me up. So...I've subscribed and keeping up with your channel and projects from now on. You and your team are inspirational. Good luck.
Do you have a swollen eye again, or is that still the same from before?
Gavinprior1 this is what concerns me aswell
Gavinprior1 but then again i don‘t see the scar so maybe it‘s from before the surgery
@@Selbcoast hopefully. It got me really worried as well. She hasn't mentioned anything about it on Twitter that I've seen.
Okay. Now I'm worried... I think I can't sleep anymore...
Pretty sure the scar is viaible in the opening greeting
OMG such fun. The Santa mutilation was my favorite. Having that chopping machine so high overhead is worrisome. Hope it is securely mounted. LOL
Simone, you must start selling copies of your jumpsuit. Forget t-shirts real fans wear jumpsuits...
Agreed, we need Gietz jumpsuits
Giertz! ($#%%! No longer knows how to copy a name and goes mumbling down the corridor looking like the internet's grumpy cat)
This whole video I spent telling my google home to shut up 😂😂
dude I wanna work for you #justsaying
My parents own the same Santa uve turned into the security cam.. it’s Never gonna be the same again looking at it 😂😂
A little constructive feedback from people that have a bit of a hearing impediment: background music while you’re talking: yeah it kinda sucks..
while it really don’t make the clip more interesting it also makes it super difficult to hear what you’re saying.
God jul och gott nytt år :)
Lots of fun with your videos! I Definitely want a Santa spy cam in my house singing that song when people come in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love youuu
You need to team up with Mark Rober. Ive been watching him over a year and everything he builds is pretty neat.
It would be epic to see an awesome comp between two robot nerds
I'm aware that you are still a little swollen on your eye. Me needs to know about your health
Antonio Lopenza 🙄🙄🙄
Thanks Simone, been a long week at work and I needed a good laugh and of course I knew watching your video would satisfy that. Cutting Santa's face out was a little disturbing though. LOL
Soooo... Santa has a camera in his face now?
Watch the video to find out.
Your part on rewind was one of the only parts that made me smile
"You know where the unstable knife-wielding machine should go? The top. The very top."
Thank you for reminding everyone what Seaweed Day is all about: cutting off Santa's face.
My favourite part is always going to be that "okay byeeeeeeeee".
The space is looking good and I am glad you have it. The wall idea is great- voice commands making each item show what it does. Cyclops Security Santa's are going to be big sellers- patent that sucker! 😂😂
*lives in earthquake prone area*
Simone: LET'S PUT KNIVES 12 FEET IN THE AIR!!
2:45 Simone's brain tumor surgery circa 2018 colorised
2:48 Simone gets herself permanently added to the naughty list.
Throw food up to that chopping machine and ITS RAINING VEGETABLES
Love Santa security camera & clapping hands!
Simone! You were the best part of YT rewind 2018, i love your content
Lol when Simone asked Google to turn on applause machine, MY Google nest turned my TV off... It wasn't me clicking off I swear haha
3:06 was terrifying and iconic all at the same time 😂
The only thing creepier than Santa is the Elf On A Shelf. My grandkids say “snitches get stitches”.
Yes, having the chopping robot at the very top is sure to make everyday extra exciting lmao
All I care about is that googly eye vent snake
Should have been in a basement.
"Okay Google, turn on the chopping machine."
>Captive that you totally have is scared.
...So *that's* why you asked about the bodies...
That hospital drama music when you were cutting santa open ahahahhahaha
Simone, Thank you sharing your celebration of international seaweed day and the construction of your robot project wall. It’s great!
Thats the most amazing thing i've ever seen. Think about getting that wall full of machines connected in the future! Amazeballz
That Santa part had me in stitches! 😂😂😂
Simone, please don't ever change! ❤️
All day events weren't previously reported by Google Home, if that's new then that alone was worth watching this video.
"Also we live in an earthquake prone area, so that just makes it...extra exciting"
Your part of the TH-cam rewind is awesome👑happy holidays🎄
"Also we live in an earthquake prone ar-" Simone nooooooooooo! lol
You know what would be a super awesome video idea. To allow one of your TH-cam followers to come and help with a build and hang out for a day with simone. You really do fun stuff. It would be awesome to hang out for a day in the life of simone.
I actually dont hate you partnerimg with google home because its just fits naturally with what you do anyway