9:32 I was riding home on shrooms one time until I realized I wasn't even riding, I don't even own a bike. I was sitting in my room watching a motorcycle montage
Omg the clip you played right after the title of "too many close calls" was absolutely insane lol. That rider must have been operating on pure adrenaline and nothing else.
exactly what i was thinking. i dove into the comments immediately tryna find someone else thinking about it. super impressive but he probably has piss all over his seat😂
“I was going 30kmh in a 50 zone and a car pulled up in front of me about 100 meters up so you know I had to grab that front brake and lay her down there was no choice I nearly died bro.” Based on a true story
Only if you have non stock exhaust or slip onthen by Royal decree , " ye shall rev bomb every tunnel , wide over pass , close walled roads and especially parking garage "
Yep, I have been the "angry" biker a couple of times. And yes, things will happen. DanDan shows several examples, helped me realize my bad habits and correct them. Believe it or not, this is a helpful video. Good idea to always stay on your toes and be ready. Out riding your skill level is dangerous and can hurt you. I just enjoy my ride, plus I want to live to ride another day.
Once I got my dads Harley when he died girls magically started going home with me after leaving the bar. You’ll just pick up syphillis along with them.
@@just-dl that's a cope. It's a cope to say some guy is "compensating" when they like basically anything manly like guns, bikes, muscle cars, etc. So um, go back to reddit.
Don't pretend like you've never broken the law (intentionally or not). He was probably talking about a cop who pulled them over for not coming to a complete and total stop. We've all made mistakes: • Accidentally run a red light • Didn't see a vehicle in our blind-spot and started to change lanes • Didn't pay attention to the speed limit drop on a road, etc.
@@Jeff-Vader_head_of_catering Oh he pays attention to speed limits just fine. You can tell because every time he pushed the R1 he put a black censor bar with "Nope" on it to cover the speed. Yammie is 100% a do as I say not as I do kind of guy.
@@Donavato I try to think of my riding within the law like sticking to my low-carb diet. The more I do it the better it is for my health, but that doesn't mean I won't grab a slice of pizza every now and again. Also a lot of cops don't understand how a "stop-and-go" works for a motorcyclist at a stop sign even though I learned it as a safety technique in the MSF course from a State Trooper.
Completely agree drinking and riding is just crazy, we are at enough of a risk as it is being riders adding alcohol to the mix is just asking for trouble
What it's the truth. Had two beers after work went to ride home stalled out started it up started going forward came to a stop to turn onto the road from the driveway stalled out again. Went to turn into a gas station where a buddy worked as I was stopped waiting to turn stalled again on take off and said yeah not drinking and riding ever again. And I havent. If it messes with my clutch/throttle that much for take off u dont want to know what else it will mess with.
@@fdokey9933 im not condoning drinking and ridng at all. But there are some people, like myself, that actually perform better at some things when they have a small buzz. I play golf better, i play the guitar better, and i ride a motorcycle better after about 2-3 beers, nothing crazy at all. I just objectively make fewer mistakes, i focus more on smooth inputs, and am more able to relax. I would never ride DRUNK because im not an idiot, but i have no moral issue with lets say drinking 3 beers in 90 minutes, then waiting 30 mins and hop on my wr450, bark a quick wheelie across the bar parking lot, and cruise home nice and chill. You have to draw a line for yourself though, and you cant cross it. Your line might be at 0.00% BAC, mine is just at about what i would guess is about .06% BAC
My brother crashed his bike 20 years ago from drinking and riding with no helmet and ended up in a coma for almost a month. Since then he struggles with the most basic motor skills along with being an entirely different person now. Drinking and riding is no joke!
About to purchase my first road bike. Having worked in a Level One Trauma center for 7 years, I wouldn't ride around the block without full gear. My purchase budget inc, 2 piece suit, Arai helmet and boots. Asphalt does really ugly things to skin. Love the channel brother, funny and informative too.
I know this is SUPER late, but if you happen to see this by some miracle what suit did you buy? I’m looking for gear and just trying to get some ideas :)
@@c.eastonnn Alpinestars. T-GP Air summer weight suit. Very reasonable price. Upgraded w/ level 2 armor inserts. Boot & gloves also Alpinestars. All from Cyclegear.
Thank you for spreading a common sence into this sport. It is very easy to fall into some of these categories, especially if you feel like that´s what bikers do. Especially when you are a new rides and don´t really know, what is the actual bikers culture.
It was the worst, I thought he was saying it for real. Who looks at a dudes chest hair when he is wearing a riding jacket? Must have happened to yammie noob I guess.
You changed the way i ride and the way I look at motorcycles Thanks for being a real good influence And i hope i don't become reckless again love the videos
As long as you know how you react to alcohol. I need about a liter of 5.4% beer to start getting a buzz. It's no problem for me to ride after one beer. However, that is the limit i've set for myself. If i'm drinking more, i'll walk/take the bus.
Back in the 1980s, when I had emotional problems consequent on lacking any kind of personal charisma, I found it expedient to reset the points, before going into the bar, on my Yamaha TX650 to about 15 or 20 degrees too far advanced. It was kickstart only (their electric foot was very British in its performance). If I was even a little bit impaired, I couldn't start it.
It's about having fun I play with people that I know have a faster bike but I still have a great time. Lots of times its about seeing what the other bike can do
You left a really good message at the end. "Ride your own ride". If you feel going 40 on a 60 highway, do that. Take up slow lane and cruise along. I dont get what the attention seeking tendency there is among riders. Ive made a lot of good rider friends who ride for the fun of it. And if that fun means going a little slow and taking in the scenery around you a little more to you, then do that. Just because your bike goes 200 doesnt mean you need to be at 200 at any straight road. Ride safe.
I've been riding 25 years, sometimes pretty quick.... almost never have close calls anymore, simply from experience and being able to anticipate stuff ahead of time. I brake smoother and SOONER now.
I am with you on the drinking thing. If I am riding, I don't have a drop. It's crazy because there are so many bar riding events and it just seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Don't get me wrong, I love to party but I like to live too. So many people rip on me for it but it's nice to hear some feel the same way.
I used to try and see how long I can keep my feet up and balance after pulling to a stop.. I got to the point to where I could make a full stop at a stop sign and go without ever putting my feet down..(when there's no cross traffic to wait for)
Ive had a bit of a bad habit of hanging out the left leg, hovering it a out halfway between the peg and the ground when stop/start a few feet at a time at walking pace while waiting at a roundabout or riding in traffic and arsehole car drivers tighten the gap so cant filter through (which here in the UK is perfectly legal btw)...only really noticed myself doing it recently
I bought the SV650X two years ago as my first bike. As a fromer car driver this bike will sometime scare you. Plenty of torque, highest velocity 213 km/h. Driving position a bit aggressiv. You need a strong back for this one, but it's a lot of fun to ride this bike!
Most girls I meet are either scared of bikes or could care less that you ride a motorcycle. If you're buying a motorcycle because you think you're going to get laid don't waste your money.
Look at it how you like but, I like to have my bike in the right gear at all times in case I need to accelerate to avoid a bad situation, safety purposes. So, when slowing I'm always downshifting and staying in the right gear, blipping the throttle to match engine and wheel speed, avoiding that huge clunking sound when downshifting without matching engine speed or pulling in the clutch and coasting. So when I hear a rider pull up to a stop without downshifting correctly, just pulling in the clutch and coasting, I consider them to be a bad rider. Been riding for 50 years.
I'd call it lazy more so than bad. I would liken it to when I had a manual car and just throwing it in neutral when stopping at lights because there is no need to downshift "correctly". If you know they vehicle you'll know what speed and what gear to put it back in.
First time I ever rode a dirt bike I was 11 and couldn’t get the clutch down so I revved it up and popped the clutch and did a wheelie with out even knowing I rode it out for like 30 seconds thinking his feels a lot higher than when I was sitting on it earlier. than realized I couldn’t turn and put the front wheel down. Still can’t wheelie.
You are a master at clickbait. I saw the title and thumbnail and instantly clicked on it it was only after that I realized it was you. I still watched the whole video, you have a way of keeping people halfway entertained. Keep it up. 😐
Cowboy Jack I have a straight piped CBR 900 RR rev bomb everyone just to scare them it’s all in good cheer and actually a lot of people love it Except for day sleeper night worker people in my neighborhood
I have a straight piped Honda 1300 cruiser I will deafen any who dare to cross my path just because I can my bike sounds like a Camaro with open headers and straight pipes
My first bike was a gsxr 1000. I messed around with it in a huge empty parking lot the first day I had it. Let's say I've never been humbled by a machine before. I rode it responsibly after that day.
After being hit by two vehicles, maximum awareness of the stupidity of drivers has kept me out of the hospital since 2001. A ride that ends with a helicopter trip sucks (those things vibrate which accentuates broken bone(s) pain). Intent aside, they WILL do things that will maim or kill you. Hyper vigilance is your only defence. Be safe out there! 😎
Great content mate. I see far too many jokers trying popping wheelies off the lights outside my work. Sadly, these are mostly guys from the local army barracks. Love that most of your video was from my neck of the woods, in beautiful Queensland!
Riding invisibly is super important!! My first time out riding, at an intersection(T way he came from the bottom and tried to turn left) a guy looked me in the eye and blocked me in because he couldn't see me when he finally saw me I was around 9 feet(3m) away from him. one of my many invisible moments scary
Emotionally riding is really dangerous. Two of my falls have been due to emotionally riding. You're not focus, you panic and your mind is somewhere else. If you feel angry or sad before you're climbing up on your bike... don't. Seriously, I got lucky I didn't harm myself because I was so upset. Take 10-15 minutes to calm down, get yourself together, drink something and continue to ride.
I'll give you another one. The rider that floors it on the straight way then when the corner comes does the awkward studder lean through it while lowering the speed under the limit.
@@dannypeck96 where the heck are you? I'm in Maine. The cops here are almost universally human. I was joking about them hassling me. I got a lot (I mean a LOT) of tickets in my younger years. I'm better behaved now, but, I still joke about knowing all the cops by name. Well, they know my kids by name now, so why not? (To quote a friend..."You plant corn, you get corn.")
@@just-dl kingston upon hull, england. although we are currently in a massive wave of motorbike (well, moped) crime. mostly 16-20 year olds stealing bikes then using them to commit more crime, thefts, robberies, drug dealing, bad riding etc. police by now are being more generous with me now they know i'm not one of the bad guys but they still pull anyone on two wheels as a "show of force" to try and end this problem
If ridden as any of these. Im not proud, but it happens too easy. I try very hard to keep smart and safe. But sometimes the inner squid comes through and i wheelie through a 25 school zone doing 60mph while drunk and only dressed with my pubes.
You know man, when you got in that wreck. You got a lot of flack. Even I talked some shit. But god dam you have been consistent and acurate for years. You deserve more subscribers. You never changed. I want a yammie noob sticker for my drz. Seriously I have watched you power through the pain and you’re still here. Much respect.
Also please don't speed when going on a corner. There could be a distracted driver on a big suv and fiddling with their infotainment system and not paying attention.
Exactly I am amazed how they are brave enough to speed at corners taking account on how many dumbasses in cars are also speeding but most of all cutting corners.
Curious what is unregistered rider ? Good judgement and skill are not determined by an endorsement. (Yes I have one.) Take the MSF course ,you got a license . Doesn't mean you can ride worth a crap.
Why revbomb makes a bad rider? Exhausts are supposed to be noisy so car drivers can see us. Reving is just you standing up, like, “im here, watch out for me”.
André Filipe Exhausts are noisy as a side of effect of engine functionality. Dudes just think it sounds cool... There’s a difference between loud pipes save lives and endlessly revving at a red light.
My first licence had motorcycle endorsement. 45 years riding and not dead yet. I don't speed, wheelie, peal out, burn up the tire, jump, lane split or brodie. I do count good friends doing these things and die doing these things. Perhaps just taking the time and care to enjoy the ride may be worth the trouble.
I respect your dedication and experience, I also really enjoy classical music when I ride, also pantera ,but the feeling of serenity while riding... it's something else!
Hey make sure to hit up manscaped! Use code YAMMIE20 to get 20% off and free shipping on your order! bit.ly/Manscaped-Perfect-Package
I actually got a kit from Manscaped. My pubes have never been more fresh.
Good work as always
Seriously i watch your videos while i am in a bathroom 😂😂😂you caught me in start of the video lots of love from india.
Part 2
I didn't sit on the toilet tho
... You were dead on. I literally sat down on the toilet and clicked on the notification of your video. (you even got the name correct)
we know what your doing
Same.
I swear i'm pooping right now now, but my name is Sergey
Oh, i just got the kiss of Poseidon
And your name is Kevin LMFAOOO
9:32 I was riding home on shrooms one time until I realized I wasn't even riding, I don't even own a bike. I was sitting in my room watching a motorcycle montage
👍 😆 that checks out!!
YES!
You bastard, 😄
You better keep commenting because I always enjoy more joy in my life!
Shrooms! You're grounded mister!
No joke I was actually taking a shit, caught me off guard, started laughing and peed all over the floor.
That's nasty
@@187misfitsspade You're nasty
laughed hard to this
@@calebsherman886 sometimes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg the clip you played right after the title of "too many close calls" was absolutely insane lol. That rider must have been operating on pure adrenaline and nothing else.
It was like Russian roulette but somehow worse 😭😂😂😂
Anyone have the source?
Was unreal
exactly what i was thinking. i dove into the comments immediately tryna find someone else thinking about it. super impressive but he probably has piss all over his seat😂
Joker was an amazing movie...Oh and thanks for the shoutout brah! Love the camaraderie!
Haha my editor thanks you for noticing that 😂
@@yammienoob I grew up playing rpgs and lurking the internet. I'm used to finding Easter eggs ayyy
Cute moment
Wonder if yall gonna hug and kiss and then buttfuck... well I would
@B737FLY tru
Big props for speaking your truth, as well as a positive message for motorcyclists. Thank you.
Anyone who says " I had to lay her down"
That's code for "I can't brake for shit cause I'm a bad rider"
I only lay her down when we are talking about females, ayyyyeeee!
“I was going 30kmh in a 50 zone and a car pulled up in front of me about 100 meters up so you know I had to grab that front brake and lay her down there was no choice I nearly died bro.”
Based on a true story
how many times I heard that and they say it all calm like it's a stock they had to sell
The people who nod their heads at the explanation like it's a good thing. Yep good sheep'll do that.
I keep my mouth shut. It's so difficult
GEEZUS that wasn’t a close call! THAT was an act of GOD. How the HELL did he get away with that??
I thought rev bombing tunnels was mandatory. Am I mistaken, or am I in America right now?
Yeah, probably.
Or not.
Mandatory my dude, cars have all kinds of new sound dampening tech.
Honestly I only rev bomb myself. Yeah it's like jerking off, but whatever.
@@MrCoxhammer I thought I was the only one that rev bombs themself
Rev bombing is always mandatory
Only if you have non stock exhaust or slip onthen by Royal decree , " ye shall rev bomb every tunnel , wide over pass , close walled roads and especially parking garage "
Yep, I have been the "angry" biker a couple of times. And yes, things will happen. DanDan shows several examples, helped me realize my bad habits and correct them. Believe it or not, this is a helpful video. Good idea to always stay on your toes and be ready. Out riding your skill level is dangerous and can hurt you. I just enjoy my ride, plus I want to live to ride another day.
Lol idgaf I'm still gonna rev bomb in tunnels shit sounds menacing af
Same
Indeed ....indeed.
100%
100 🤜🏻🤛🏽 🤣
I tell my friends about trucks doing this all the time!! I never knew bikers did this too.
Genuinely laughed so hard at the guy kicking the car and falling off
Ok I rev bomb the tunnels sometimes. I’m a bad rider but rev bombing doesn’t make me one, my cruising speed of 120 makes me one.
yes sir We talking bout Beer per Oktoberfest 120, or Glazed Donut per Bald Eagle 120?
Well... Never seen a comment explain me so well
@@Papasanchez440 I think he is travelling at 120 crumpets per tea
Io splendid
@@Papasanchez440 Jolly good, old chap
“I swear to God I can’t even wheelie”
i tried to get girls with my bike. now im in 3 different group chats with all dudes 😢
what gives?
That pic tho lol
Mike Capone nothing wrong with doing it with the bros.
Once I got my dads Harley when he died girls magically started going home with me after leaving the bar. You’ll just pick up syphillis along with them.
Dude, if your using a bike to get girls, the girls will know that you're, um, compensating. Or, got Cannibal's route, and stock up on penicillin....
@@just-dl that's a cope. It's a cope to say some guy is "compensating" when they like basically anything manly like guns, bikes, muscle cars, etc. So um, go back to reddit.
"We ran a stop sign"
"People who disregard the law gives us a bad name" ok yammie
Really ironic vid isnt it?
Don't pretend like you've never broken the law (intentionally or not).
He was probably talking about a cop who pulled them over for not coming to a complete and total stop.
We've all made mistakes:
• Accidentally run a red light
• Didn't see a vehicle in our blind-spot and started to change lanes
• Didn't pay attention to the speed limit drop on a road, etc.
@@Jeff-Vader_head_of_catering Oh he pays attention to speed limits just fine. You can tell because every time he pushed the R1 he put a black censor bar with "Nope" on it to cover the speed. Yammie is 100% a do as I say not as I do kind of guy.
@@Donavato going by the strict letter of the law, I run stop signs on a daily basis (if the way is clear, natch).
@@Donavato I try to think of my riding within the law like sticking to my low-carb diet. The more I do it the better it is for my health, but that doesn't mean I won't grab a slice of pizza every now and again.
Also a lot of cops don't understand how a "stop-and-go" works for a motorcyclist at a stop sign even though I learned it as a safety technique in the MSF course from a State Trooper.
Ahh. Yammie Noob. A simple man with a perfect balance of sarcasm and factual info
Completely agree drinking and riding is just crazy, we are at enough of a risk as it is being riders adding alcohol to the mix is just asking for trouble
It increases braverism..lol liquid courage
Did it one time stalled out 3 times and said yeah I won't be doing this anymore.
@@fdokey9933 😅😅
What it's the truth. Had two beers after work went to ride home stalled out started it up started going forward came to a stop to turn onto the road from the driveway stalled out again. Went to turn into a gas station where a buddy worked as I was stopped waiting to turn stalled again on take off and said yeah not drinking and riding ever again. And I havent. If it messes with my clutch/throttle that much for take off u dont want to know what else it will mess with.
@@fdokey9933 im not condoning drinking and ridng at all. But there are some people, like myself, that actually perform better at some things when they have a small buzz. I play golf better, i play the guitar better, and i ride a motorcycle better after about 2-3 beers, nothing crazy at all. I just objectively make fewer mistakes, i focus more on smooth inputs, and am more able to relax. I would never ride DRUNK because im not an idiot, but i have no moral issue with lets say drinking 3 beers in 90 minutes, then waiting 30 mins and hop on my wr450, bark a quick wheelie across the bar parking lot, and cruise home nice and chill. You have to draw a line for yourself though, and you cant cross it. Your line might be at 0.00% BAC, mine is just at about what i would guess is about .06% BAC
I feel personally attacked.
Jake Mathis this made me laugh
Walker Stutts imagine watching this on the toilet and called Kevin
Stop being clique, sheep
Im with you on that.
My brother crashed his bike 20 years ago from drinking and riding with no helmet and ended up in a coma for almost a month. Since then he struggles with the most basic motor skills along with being an entirely different person now. Drinking and riding is no joke!
I literally just started to drop a dunce and clicked on a yammie vid
Same
It’s Deuce
As in the number two
Blinded by the light .... crapped up like a deuce another roamer in the night...
Same
When he said “Kevin I know it’s you” I lost my shit
How did he know I’m watching?😱😱😱
The “Blindspot Surfers”.
I honestly can’t believe they are not extinct yet.
Just got my papers to sign up for my MSF class today after taking your advice yams, I love your channel man, ur the best man.
Hows riding going 1 year later
About to purchase my first road bike. Having worked in a Level One Trauma center for 7 years, I wouldn't ride around the block without full gear. My purchase budget inc, 2 piece suit, Arai helmet and boots. Asphalt does really ugly things to skin. Love the channel brother, funny and informative too.
I know this is SUPER late, but if you happen to see this by some miracle what suit did you buy? I’m looking for gear and just trying to get some ideas :)
@@c.eastonnn Alpinestars. T-GP Air summer weight suit. Very reasonable price. Upgraded w/ level 2 armor inserts. Boot & gloves also Alpinestars. All from Cyclegear.
@joseph thank you!
@@joseph-ow1hf what bike did you get
Thank you for spreading a common sence into this sport. It is very easy to fall into some of these categories, especially if you feel like that´s what bikers do. Especially when you are a new rides and don´t really know, what is the actual bikers culture.
The subject transition to manscaped was smooth. 💦
yeah i didn't see it coming
swdoffa Kinda like Yammy's balls.
It was the worst, I thought he was saying it for real. Who looks at a dudes chest hair when he is wearing a riding jacket? Must have happened to yammie noob I guess.
You changed the way i ride and the way I look at motorcycles
Thanks for being a real good influence
And i hope i don't become reckless again love the videos
The only spot i do a revbomb is when i am in front of a friends house, so they know im there lol
The ol rev limit doorbell, as beautiful as being woken by a turbo diesel alarm clock.
well, that's okay, then.
Yea thats the only reason i do it
The beginning of this was actually kinda scary, I legit just sat down to take a dump
Seriously folks... 8 hours bottle to throttle.
Or just quit drinking. It's not doing you any favors anyway.
I drink a 6 pack and start rippin.
@Ernie the Giant Chicken
You should be eating before you drink
@@marcopasta6274 Alcohol+no food= catastrophe
As long as you know how you react to alcohol. I need about a liter of 5.4% beer to start getting a buzz. It's no problem for me to ride after one beer. However, that is the limit i've set for myself. If i'm drinking more, i'll walk/take the bus.
Back in the 1980s, when I had emotional problems consequent on lacking any kind of personal charisma, I found it expedient to reset the points, before going into the bar, on my Yamaha TX650 to about 15 or 20 degrees too far advanced. It was kickstart only (their electric foot was very British in its performance). If I was even a little bit impaired, I couldn't start it.
When you rev your Small bike at Sports cars. Nodding
The car revs back and you nearly fall off.
The liter bike rider behind you is shaking his head
Me on my scooter
@@normanazoth4181 Especially at the lights under the Underpass or Overpasses lol
@@justice7788 how do you rev on your scooter? How is it even possible
It's about having fun I play with people that I know have a faster bike but I still have a great time. Lots of times its about seeing what the other bike can do
@@DumbAssPro717 keep it below 4,000 rpm lol it's a baby rev
You left a really good message at the end. "Ride your own ride". If you feel going 40 on a 60 highway, do that. Take up slow lane and cruise along. I dont get what the attention seeking tendency there is among riders. Ive made a lot of good rider friends who ride for the fun of it. And if that fun means going a little slow and taking in the scenery around you a little more to you, then do that. Just because your bike goes 200 doesnt mean you need to be at 200 at any straight road. Ride safe.
Going 20 under the speed limit can be just as dangerous as going 20 over.
@@reidriflemaintanence8452 not true for every road everywhere in the world.
For my military friends: The BR course on post is the equivalent to the msf course. And its free.
I just took it and am going to look at a ZX6R tomorrow!
Haha it's a free 2 days off work to go ride bikes
Unless you’re at Fort Polk and there’s 1 course every 2 months and they’re booked up for a good while. I just did the msf lol
Jordan Lafleur start a bit smaller man, fast bike doesn’t mean fast rider
Jordan Lafleur aye fuck that dude saying start smaller don’t be a dumbass and get what you’re comfortable on
I've been riding 25 years, sometimes pretty quick.... almost never have close calls anymore, simply from experience and being able to anticipate stuff ahead of time. I brake smoother and SOONER now.
Papa when will you realise that rossi has had his day in the sun , and it is now rising on the all mighty Marc Marquez.
I mean, 8 time world champ, it's more than rising on Marquez. Quartararo is the future.
Rossi is no longer our Lord.
Is this blasphemy I hear?~YammieNoob
Respect to you for giving props to other channels! Ive seen some of the others you suggest and they are very informative just like you. Keep it up.
Hey thanks for finally acknowledging the ladies for once lol we ouchea 🤣
IKR! Are you apart of the discord?
khadijah flowers yes!
@@DIJAH454 what discord?
Wheres ur vids thou..
"Knick your sack...send it back"
-Yammie Noob
Me no on toilet! Me sitting on turbo Bussa making Vroom Vroom noises AS LOAD AS I CAN!!! 🤪
Tim Kilbourn and scaring the shit out of someone on the toilet
Rev bomb fiber
I like hearing my exhaust....🤷🏽♂️ I’m going outside just to rev my shit right now
Can u rev it again I couldn’t hear it
wait can you do it again? i didn’t hear it
Bro can you rev it I couldn't quite hear it
Going outside just to rev it 😂😂😂
I was really hoping you would say "ate a grape, revv".... you never let me down you big bald hero... cruiser bro out
I am with you on the drinking thing. If I am riding, I don't have a drop. It's crazy because there are so many bar riding events and it just seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Don't get me wrong, I love to party but I like to live too. So many people rip on me for it but it's nice to hear some feel the same way.
Keeping your feet hanging off the pegs as you accelerate through the ENTIRE INTERSECTION.
Pick 'em up. Seriously.
Haha I just commented the same thing and scrolled down to see this
Or puttin your feet down 20 car lengths before a stop. Shits so ugly.
My foot hits the peg before i even let the clutch all the way out
I used to try and see how long I can keep my feet up and balance after pulling to a stop.. I got to the point to where I could make a full stop at a stop sign and go without ever putting my feet down..(when there's no cross traffic to wait for)
Duck walking and dangling your toes off the pegs are two huge telltale signs of poor riding imo
Yo!!! I legit sat on my toilet when I started watching this. Wtf yammie!!! Your a gosh darn wizard!!!
Hey, don't tell me how to squid my life.
just keep up on your insurance payments...
D L as he said don’t tell him how to squid his life
Most I agree. But when it's 90 degrees, and doing short ride to the gas station, or to the store, I'm not gonna wear my full gears.
people who drag their feet everytime they take off...
ILovePizza That isn't a bad rider exactly, that's a noob.
the only person who hates this is my torn up boots!
😂 I do that when i have to come to a compete stop soon after
Ive had a bit of a bad habit of hanging out the left leg, hovering it a out halfway between the peg and the ground when stop/start a few feet at a time at walking pace while waiting at a roundabout or riding in traffic and arsehole car drivers tighten the gap so cant filter through (which here in the UK is perfectly legal btw)...only really noticed myself doing it recently
I disagree with this. I drag my feet when I accelerate, but I'm very skilled. I'm just lazy and Walmart boots cost me $10 a year lol
*me at a party*
friend: any advice for hitting on girls?
me:How's your bush?
friend: Bad
me: *pulls out Lawn Mower 2.0* I gotch you
make this into a PSA style video. Please!!!
Yammie, Yammie.......I just passed my Mod 2!!!! Lotsa love from over ye olde pond!
Haha, nice one Tuntun, I too have just passed my Mod 2 so the British can represent on this here Yammie Noob channel now 🙋
@@senorbulldog9510 Congrats my mate! 👍👍👍
@@TuntunGamer cheers my good man, now tis the time fo that turbo busa :-)
I bought the SV650X two years ago as my first bike. As a fromer car driver this bike will sometime scare you. Plenty of torque, highest velocity 213 km/h. Driving position a bit aggressiv. You need a strong back for this one, but it's a lot of fun to ride this bike!
Yeah man I watch your videos while taking a shit all the time. These yams have alot of fiber. -Quentin
I am 39 and never felt so old while watching this video. Because not one, not one! of the examples would be something I would even consider to do.
Great video! Also, loved all the Australian riding footage!
Just upgraded from an R3 to an 899 - this is a good reminder just to ride my own ride! :D
Most girls I meet are either scared of bikes or could care less that you ride a motorcycle. If you're buying a motorcycle because you think you're going to get laid don't waste your money.
Look at it how you like but, I like to have my bike in the right gear at all times in case I need to accelerate to avoid a bad situation, safety purposes. So, when slowing I'm always downshifting and staying in the right gear, blipping the throttle to match engine and wheel speed, avoiding that huge clunking sound when downshifting without matching engine speed or pulling in the clutch and coasting. So when I hear a rider pull up to a stop without downshifting correctly, just pulling in the clutch and coasting, I consider them to be a bad rider. Been riding for 50 years.
Not all gearboxes are clunky, definitely isn't good for long term to just hold the clutch and clunk down the gears
Imagine pulling up to a stoplight while still in 6th gear... and then frantically banging the lever down like theyre trying to start a dirtbike
Even doing an emergency stop I can't help but tap down a couple lol
I'd call it lazy more so than bad. I would liken it to when I had a manual car and just throwing it in neutral when stopping at lights because there is no need to downshift "correctly". If you know they vehicle you'll know what speed and what gear to put it back in.
@@supersloth1667 I guess I was being prety judgemental there, lol. Enjoy!
I can't believe I haven't seen a comment praising the Oblivion reference. Props!
My rule is if I touch alcohol, I don’t touch the bike
Absolutely zero alcohol for me. Yes there is a limit for driving a car or riding a bike in the UK. But for me, absolutely none
It blows my mind that anyone would drink anything and then climb on a bike!
Let’s not forget rev’ing your bike is part of the fun though. Done excessively I can see this being an issue but I love to rev.
Ok, that segway into man scaping was amazing.
Great lead up into the Manscaping my friend... "Visually... arresting!" Made me LOL, thank you :)
Yammie: talks about people pulling mega dank whoollies
Also Yammie: I cant even wheelie
also Yammie: has been riding for years
Me: Confused
I've been riding for like 5 years and I can't wheelie
I wheelied by accident and now i can. So easy.
First time I ever rode a dirt bike I was 11 and couldn’t get the clutch down so I revved it up and popped the clutch and did a wheelie with out even knowing I rode it out for like 30 seconds thinking his feels a lot higher than when I was sitting on it earlier. than realized I couldn’t turn and put the front wheel down. Still can’t wheelie.
You are a master at clickbait. I saw the title and thumbnail and instantly clicked on it it was only after that I realized it was you. I still watched the whole video, you have a way of keeping people halfway entertained. Keep it up. 😐
Rev bombing tunnels is a mandatory my dude
Cowboy Jack I have a straight piped CBR 900 RR rev bomb everyone just to scare them it’s all in good cheer and actually a lot of people love it
Except for day sleeper night worker people in my neighborhood
I have a straight piped Honda 1300 cruiser I will deafen any who dare to cross my path just because I can my bike sounds like a Camaro with open headers and straight pipes
I'm not exactly a new rider but I love to do it ))
My first bike was a Ducati 749s and I had a few close calls while kinda squidING. Learned a lot and matured into a safe rider
An easy way to spot a bad rider is anyone who doesn’t watch Yammie Noob
I was literally walking away to the kitchen when I heard you say "i know it's you Kevin, don't run away" well....
Never ever ride without gear doesn’t matter what you are riding
Bad rider ... anyone that’s proud that their video was featured on “Crazy, Stupid & Angry people vs Bikers”
AHAHA Yammie u caught me off guard in the loo, but them laughs helped me constipation haha thanks yams
My first bike was a gsxr 1000. I messed around with it in a huge empty parking lot the first day I had it. Let's say I've never been humbled by a machine before. I rode it responsibly after that day.
I must be weird. I'm a motorcycle chick that is super attracted to men riders.
After being hit by two vehicles, maximum awareness of the stupidity of drivers has kept me out of the hospital since 2001. A ride that ends with a helicopter trip sucks (those things vibrate which accentuates broken bone(s) pain).
Intent aside, they WILL do things that will maim or kill you. Hyper vigilance is your only defence.
Be safe out there!
😎
Being called out by yammie for being on the can while watching while being on the can... Damn...
Great content mate. I see far too many jokers trying popping wheelies off the lights outside my work. Sadly, these are mostly guys from the local army barracks. Love that most of your video was from my neck of the woods, in beautiful Queensland!
"their second bike is a busa"
My third bike is a super tenere and I only recently started feeling comfortable on it.
Riding invisibly is super important!! My first time out riding, at an intersection(T way he came from the bottom and tried to turn left) a guy looked me in the eye and blocked me in because he couldn't see me when he finally saw me I was around 9 feet(3m) away from him. one of my many invisible moments scary
1:20 2-stroke gang need that 11k rpm to utilize the power
Emotionally riding is really dangerous. Two of my falls have been due to emotionally riding. You're not focus, you panic and your mind is somewhere else. If you feel angry or sad before you're climbing up on your bike... don't. Seriously, I got lucky I didn't harm myself because I was so upset. Take 10-15 minutes to calm down, get yourself together, drink something and continue to ride.
Yesterday my bike died going up a hill in the mud and I fell on the way back down... 😂
"Knick your sack and send it back" 😂😭😂🤣😂🤣 I cant breath hahahaha!!
Imagine watching this and being named 'Kevin'
check the top comments....
I'll give you another one. The rider that floors it on the straight way then when the corner comes does the awkward studder lean through it while lowering the speed under the limit.
9:50 out of habit whenever i get on my bike after drinking i use a breathalyzer. if it gets a reading, im not riding.
Don't come to new orleans 😂
the cops follow you THAT often? wow, dude! I thought they hassled me....
@@just-dl in my city the police will blue light you if you're sitting on the bike with the engine off, let alone actually riding for fun....
@@dannypeck96 where the heck are you? I'm in Maine. The cops here are almost universally human. I was joking about them hassling me. I got a lot (I mean a LOT) of tickets in my younger years. I'm better behaved now, but, I still joke about knowing all the cops by name. Well, they know my kids by name now, so why not? (To quote a friend..."You plant corn, you get corn.")
@@just-dl kingston upon hull, england.
although we are currently in a massive wave of motorbike (well, moped) crime. mostly 16-20 year olds stealing bikes then using them to commit more crime, thefts, robberies, drug dealing, bad riding etc. police by now are being more generous with me now they know i'm not one of the bad guys but they still pull anyone on two wheels as a "show of force" to try and end this problem
Pubes just got shipped out via usps with Yammie Noob pubes written all over the box. No worries here Yam. We got you.❤️
omfg i was acually taking a shit when i watched the intro im dead xD
If ridden as any of these. Im not proud, but it happens too easy. I try very hard to keep smart and safe. But sometimes the inner squid comes through and i wheelie through a 25 school zone doing 60mph while drunk and only dressed with my pubes.
Don’t do that! My name is Kevin and you literally scared the shit out of me!
You know man, when you got in that wreck. You got a lot of flack. Even I talked some shit. But god dam you have been consistent and acurate for years. You deserve more subscribers. You never changed. I want a yammie noob sticker for my drz. Seriously I have watched you power through the pain and you’re still here. Much respect.
Also please don't speed when going on a corner. There could be a distracted driver on a big suv and fiddling with their infotainment system and not paying attention.
Exactly I am amazed how they are brave enough to speed at corners taking account on how many dumbasses in cars are also speeding but most of all cutting corners.
You got me with the manscaped ad. I was like how is he going to relate body hair to being a bad rider?. Love ya papa yam.
•Unregistered Riders
•Riders who are unlicensed
•Riders who make videos throwing back trash
•unsafe street Rossi’s
•people who share their bad habits
You forgot the ones that break the law (E.G wheelies) and then get pissed when a car doesn't use its indicator once.
Curious what is unregistered rider ? Good judgement and skill are not determined by an endorsement. (Yes I have one.) Take the MSF course ,you got a license . Doesn't mean you can ride worth a crap.
Why revbomb makes a bad rider? Exhausts are supposed to be noisy so car drivers can see us. Reving is just you standing up, like, “im here, watch out for me”.
André Filipe Exhausts are noisy as a side of effect of engine functionality. Dudes just think it sounds cool... There’s a difference between loud pipes save lives and endlessly revving at a red light.
T Alakiu-Marquis sure i agree i am not saying it’s ok to rev all the time, but if you make good use of it it’s way better than the horn.
omg my name is kevin and I'm watching this while sitting on the toilet, jk, I ain't no kevin but I am definitely watching this from the toilet
How crazy was 7:40???
My first licence had motorcycle endorsement.
45 years riding and not dead yet.
I don't speed, wheelie, peal out, burn up the tire, jump, lane split or brodie.
I do count good friends doing these things and die doing these things.
Perhaps just taking the time and care to enjoy the ride may be worth the trouble.
If you think I'm wearing full gear on my way to the gym then you've lost it
Andres Fernandez enjoy the road rash
Andres Fernandez Youre gonna change anyway why not wear gear
You can have your shorts and tanktop below your gear and just strip it off when you get there
Attgat. Most the time
I love the classical piano in the background of your vids!
I’ve played for 47 years, now. Almost refreshing to hear.
I respect your dedication and experience,
I also really enjoy classical music when I ride, also pantera
,but the feeling of serenity while riding... it's something else!