Worst Ever: Venturer Into Darkness - Rerez

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  • @Larry
    @Larry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    That menu screen is stolen from the game "Best of the Best" (also known as "Panzer Kickboxing")

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      God damn, how low do they have to be to steal a damn menu screen....

    • @fuzer909
      @fuzer909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Good seeing you here Larry.

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      But, hello you!

    • @bluespartan076
      @bluespartan076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HEEEEEY there larry! Big fan!

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Larry You keep making comments everywhere.

  • @kevinwilley4180
    @kevinwilley4180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I love that made up story for Dragon Fire. Sounds like a Good plot for a game.

    • @zrisethesonicgamer
      @zrisethesonicgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For sure.

    • @dustinsteele3069
      @dustinsteele3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's a great idea

    • @turtletheloser5523
      @turtletheloser5523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like the plot of Jojo but more fantasy lol.
      No I'm not a jojo stan

    • @williek08472
      @williek08472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh I'd definitely play that game.

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@turtletheloser5523 Not even close to the plot of JoJo, nobody messes with time.

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Every robot dog needs a red sock in order to cross the street faster.
    Duh.

    • @brendensibo9320
      @brendensibo9320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Conclusion: The robo-dog follows Warhammer 40K Ork logic.

    • @lordowl3533
      @lordowl3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MASTER HAS GIVEN DOGGY A SOCK...

    • @darkcoeficient
      @darkcoeficient 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hot feet for hot speed

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fact: Paint something red to make it go faster.

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the power shoes from sonic.

  • @EchoWinters
    @EchoWinters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Having this “console” as a kid it’s kinda therapeutic to see you expressing the same angers I felt as a child.

  • @exxelsetijadi5348
    @exxelsetijadi5348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Every worst ever video feels like some guy is reviewing cursed artifacts and just slowly turning his room into a dungeon

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wanna know why? It's because he is.

    • @thenumberquelve158
      @thenumberquelve158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And all the artifacts lead to Road Fighter.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nay.... E.T. Director's Cut

    • @larryfitzgerald2055
      @larryfitzgerald2055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@derekstronf1837 I shudder at that thought

    • @theunderlyinghaterlol7
      @theunderlyinghaterlol7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@larryfitzgerald2055 "I wonder what lies behind all that plastic, I shudder at the thought"

  • @PeriapsisStudios2000
    @PeriapsisStudios2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?"
    Careful, your Nerd is showing.

    • @tuanhieutran9870
      @tuanhieutran9870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know it... They weren't thinking...=))

    • @shepard1175
      @shepard1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Laughing Joking Numbnuts

    • @shk_
      @shk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PLAYING DR.MARIO WHILE BEING SEDATED!!

    • @MrSavageRain
      @MrSavageRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol,sweet 🤣😂

    • @ryanymous2138
      @ryanymous2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?"
      You're not AVGN, Rerez...

  • @oneofone210
    @oneofone210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    -shows fish jumping-
    -plays dolphin sounds-
    10/10

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Goat: Hey

    • @ryanschneider115
      @ryanschneider115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *Bear dolphin intensives*

    • @Ubersnuber
      @Ubersnuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ryan Schneider beardolphàn intensivises

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DoLpHin Is A fIsH! 1!1!1

    • @bannisray3683
      @bannisray3683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037
    @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    god I used to have a bootleg game system with at least half of the games shown in this video and I can't understand how I actually enjoyed playing these a lot of years ago
    also the controller on that system was almost the same as this one, the d-pad and the buttons are literally the same, but the reset button was replaced with the select button (which is shocking) and the power switch was at the top

    • @superrazor7617
      @superrazor7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny profile picture man XD

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I also have a bootleg console.
      But some effort was put into it. It was a good console, but it was a Game Boy bootleg.
      It was called the Orb Gaming Handheld.

    • @aliesterus1.023
      @aliesterus1.023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, when you've literally got nothing better to do, anything looks fun all of a sudden.

    • @MrMinatoArisato00
      @MrMinatoArisato00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nep

    • @thecluelessoutdoorsman916
      @thecluelessoutdoorsman916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna know more about you… you seem like rabbit hole material. 200k+ follows and 0 content…

  • @electricalgear1519
    @electricalgear1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    The interesting thing about the first game (Fish Catcher) is that it’s actually a direct rip off of a bonus mini game from an NES game called Panic Restaurant, with the same sprites and everything.

    • @rerez
      @rerez  5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      You're totally correct! We didn't even realize that while playing the game. This console only just got WORSE!

    • @electricalgear1519
      @electricalgear1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Catch the Egg also happens to be a rip off of another mini game from Panic Restaurant as well. Why steal bonus games from a rather obscure NES game for your bootleg multi game console? The world may never know...

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@electricalgear1519 is panic restaurant obscure? It's one of the most bootlegged nes games and a holy grail of sorts. Wouldn't say its obscure personally.

    • @electricalgear1519
      @electricalgear1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Terry Beardmore Well, it isn’t one of the most well known NES games, either. I’d say it’s fairly obscure, which would probably explain why the designers for the Venturer thought they could get away with copying a few of the bonus games from it and passing it off as original content. Guess I answered my own question.

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@electricalgear1519 yeah it's probably more obscure than I think. Late release, low numbers, etc. However it's in the top ten most bootlegged Nes games and I would say its status as a holy grail has *boosted* it's profile, but you're definitely right, I'm over estimating how well known it is because I spend time talking to collectors.

  • @TheDyllPyckle
    @TheDyllPyckle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    These guys seriously deserve so much more exposure and recognition. You're videos are fantastic, funny, and interesting. Please keep making videos as they always give me something to look forward to!

  • @isaacsawchuk6533
    @isaacsawchuk6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I really feel like you guys have upped your game in the editing and production value departments. Great job 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I absolutely love those Mayan/Aztec style drawings in the lead up to Dragon Fire, they’re really well done!

    • @KahlessTheUnforgettable
      @KahlessTheUnforgettable 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s like saying French/Italian.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@KahlessTheUnforgettableno that’s not the same thing 😅

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When you were talking about Road Fighter have a fuel limit I was thinking: “Doesn’t the original have a fuel limit though?” But then I realised that it’s just so bad it’s actually worse than the original.

  • @oof5992
    @oof5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Star Ally is actually a Recca 92 Rip off.

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep! I was just about to write that as well!

    • @meriscorditan2799
      @meriscorditan2799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Looks like some of the STG on this console are reusing Recca assets.

    • @theenemy333
      @theenemy333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I thought it WAS Recca for a minute

    • @supermariobro93
      @supermariobro93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing that, heh. :P

    • @Hecatom
      @Hecatom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup.

  • @comiccat4650
    @comiccat4650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *does an epic animation*
    Game: *plip plip plip plip*
    Rerez: "It's Snake?"

  • @TheBigDynamo
    @TheBigDynamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Guys it's simple.
    You see a new The Worst Ever,
    INSTANT CLICK!!

    • @peddifriz3677
      @peddifriz3677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/wooooosh

    • @mhamadmstafa1969
      @mhamadmstafa1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's how REREZ WORKS!!!!

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course!

    • @j.h-j5j
      @j.h-j5j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truly words of wisdom.

    • @BenLogterman
      @BenLogterman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wondered what will be the next system in the Worst Ever Series.

  • @KantiDono
    @KantiDono 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    14:36 The 'mystery units' are almost certainly intended to be meters. The rate it's counting down lines up pretty closely with the speedometer in km/h.
    And who doesn't take a trip of 4,118 meters every now and then?

    • @typecasto
      @typecasto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, two minutes and 8 seconds translates into 128 seconds, or 2^7th

  • @Bro3256Films
    @Bro3256Films 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Fish Catcher and Catch the Egg are just minigames from the NES game Panic Restaurant.

    • @TheH454
      @TheH454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @DerickAlexsander.Official
      @DerickAlexsander.Official 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I said too. Also the grass cutting game was the Lawn Purge game JonTron convered in his plug and play games video.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, that's why the graphics for Fish Catcher actually looked good.

  • @gracekim1998
    @gracekim1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I didn’t know bears were dolphins🤣
    Man I love this series
    Definitely saw this in 2019

  • @Phantomsangel
    @Phantomsangel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I absolutely loved the editing and the improv stories for this one. Very nice job.

  • @ForbiddenFate
    @ForbiddenFate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    16:57 this appears to be a poorly made clone of the Namco game "rally X"

  • @trentonthompson247
    @trentonthompson247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Push the Ball" is a transparent ripoff of Shufflepuck Cafe on NES from sprites to character names

    • @FreeOpenTruth
      @FreeOpenTruth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, but the NES got it from the Macintosh years before.

    • @MaraIndigoJade
      @MaraIndigoJade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FreeOpenTruth There's a superior version on the PC called 'Shufflepuck Cantina DELUXE' that was released a few years ago. It's actually really good.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FreeOpenTruth YES! I used to play the Mac version on my Plus. Graphics were better, and the breaking glass sound was pretty decent too.

  • @Gabonation
    @Gabonation ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The editing here is really funny and really cool, great video!

  • @calvinmcenron8381
    @calvinmcenron8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The worst ever series is one of my faves. Rerez just makes it so truly funny.

    • @RathouseFilmworks
      @RathouseFilmworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just wonder what the Angry Video Game Nerd's reaction would be if he had to review the Wireless 60.

    • @theunderlyinghaterlol7
      @theunderlyinghaterlol7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RathouseFilmworks pretty sure he has it in his gameroom.

    • @KyogresHideout_Vegito2121
      @KyogresHideout_Vegito2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theunderlyinghaterlol7 So you're telling me there's a chance?

  • @Nevernamed
    @Nevernamed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    22:38 ...yes, I actually do remember that game. My aunt had one. It was a little wooden board inside a box, and you could change the incline of the board via mechanical knobs on the outside. It was actually pretty engaging to younger me. Game version looks awful.

    • @brucehoggard8467
      @brucehoggard8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was it called?

    • @PragmaticLudusian
      @PragmaticLudusian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brucehoggard8467 It's Labyrinth.
      I used to have one too, though it wasn't made of wood. From what I recall, it was maybe a plastic box with a transparent panel suspended on it, as a with a dotted pathway and holes placed near them. While some have walls arranged in a maze, mine didn't appear to have any, so it can be possible to skip the dotted path.

    • @brucehoggard8467
      @brucehoggard8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PragmaticLudusian Interesting.

    • @highpineapple
      @highpineapple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PragmaticLudusian The more vintage or expensive ones are/were made of wood

  • @nicholaslee4654
    @nicholaslee4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I think at this point people are making these just to make him mad. Lol

    • @previousslayer
      @previousslayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they sure were prophets back in 199?-200something :P

  • @TheRealParthen
    @TheRealParthen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The production value of this video is wild. Keep up the great work!

  • @StephenCena
    @StephenCena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    OMG. "Fish catcher" is a bonus level from Panic Restaurant

    • @digitsbits
      @digitsbits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I KNEW IT! I remembered the bonus level, but I forgot the name! Thank you!

    • @JSR_
      @JSR_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Catch the Egg as well!

    • @StephenCena
      @StephenCena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JSR_ Wow - When I commented, I ran out of time on my lunch hour so I didn't get through the whole video. You are completely correct though! I just got to that point in the video & it's the same damn mini game from Panic Restaurant. #Unreal

  • @samuelcollinsmonstermovies6637
    @samuelcollinsmonstermovies6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had one of these when I was a kid, used to have it on car trips on a portable dvd player on long car trips usually on holiday. Absolutly loved this thing particularly grass cutter and the racing game. Thank you for bringing back this really obscure memory.

  • @TastySnackies
    @TastySnackies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    You deserve at least a million subs. High-quality entertainment right here, guys.

    • @Xayjohns
      @Xayjohns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They really do

    • @j2323j
      @j2323j 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep👍

    • @zoyazoya6785
      @zoyazoya6785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      except that subs is merely a measure of popularity and doesn't directly translate to the quality of content.

    • @cosmicdoodles2992
      @cosmicdoodles2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zoyazoya6785 but they deserve popularity BECAUSE of the quality

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a small niché.

  • @SakuraAvalon
    @SakuraAvalon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That car game is not a Pacman clone. It's a clone of a different old arcade game that plays in the exact same manner.
    In fact, the only thing different with this is the graphics.

  • @alejandrovilla3655
    @alejandrovilla3655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I speak Spanish and I laughed so hard with Last Cabra 🐐 😂😂😂😂

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He translated the word for us so you didn't need to tell us you speak spanish

    • @Keezawea
      @Keezawea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 he did it anyway, so your comment is kinda useless lol

    • @darkcoeficient
      @darkcoeficient 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are the Last Cabra against Chupa Cabra

    • @demongirlkisser
      @demongirlkisser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaja yo también

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sandy Katz uhhhh, that’s very oddly specific, weird fetish?

  • @youi2980
    @youi2980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve been with you since 12k! I’m so glad your almost on 200k! ❤️

  • @flyingfish1138
    @flyingfish1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Every new entry in this series I feel like you lose a little more sanity. In like five more episodes you’re just gonna be screaming in a room while 8 different versions of Adventure Island play at once

    • @rerez
      @rerez  5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Sounds like you've got a time machine.

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rerez I’m just waiting for when plug and play VR systems become a thing. The world shudders at the thought...

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rerez It would be like a worse Virtual Boy

    • @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91
      @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yeah especially if you watch the first one with the normal wireless 60 and then this

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      megarollX Rgm Broadcasting He’s gotten better since the ‘kidnapping his friend’ incident with the crappy Nintendo zapper clone.

  • @yvplayz7813
    @yvplayz7813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    31:02 AKA cutting the goddam grass!

  • @MrGul
    @MrGul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Eeeeh... Gotta mow fast." almost killed me. I wasn't prepared for it. Hilarious!

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:52 that's Namco Rally X, quite literally a Rally X clone mostly because of the checkpoints and oil marks that you can leave behind your car (wich is smog in the actual Rally X)

  • @MadoKage
    @MadoKage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Star Ally is a weirdly modified version of Summer Carnival '92: Recca
    and it seems most of the other shooters on that system uses the same game engine

    • @ZeroCrystal
      @ZeroCrystal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was actually about to make that observation myself. Nice to see someone else who knows the game.

    • @oof5992
      @oof5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony La Noue Yeah me too. Recca 92 is such an Underrated game.

    • @alexk8792
      @alexk8792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oof5992 I have it on 3DS

    • @mr.vidjagamez9896
      @mr.vidjagamez9896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking Gun*Nac at first, but that would make more sense.

    • @doodledangernoodle2517
      @doodledangernoodle2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Vidja Gamez well, they were made by the same company

  • @fluttershystayshigh4202
    @fluttershystayshigh4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the controller actually looks pretty nice and comfy, shame they didn't just market that, would have made a great pro controller design for the Switch.

    • @QuichePotatoes
      @QuichePotatoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr what a waste of an otherwise good controller

  • @shroomie108
    @shroomie108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    25:05. Its a shufflepuck cafe ripoff and after googling to check four of the opponents are called nerual Ttoille, visine orb, Lexan Smythe-Worthington, and skip feeney that is where they got the names. Used to play this on one of my schools macs

  • @libbyfan
    @libbyfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    20:22 - Wow, all that build-up and you get... This. *Cue Mutahar laugh*

  • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
    @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Ultra Doggy didn't deserve to be on this system. He's a good boy...

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:23: AVGN moment

  • @malixcrash4126
    @malixcrash4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    22:48
    Controls? Bad
    Level Design? Non existant
    Timer? Broken
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy crap I actually know that game Bingo Zap is based off! It’s actually a wooden box, with walls so the ball can’t fall out, and a roof so you can’t see the ball, and the idea is to use these dials on the sides which tilts the flat board surface the marble is on, trying to make the ball fall though the hole. I have a similar version in my room with me, but this one is a maze, and has maze map painted on the lid so you can tell where to move the ball. I think the idea is to place the box on your lap, so you can feel the ball (which is designed to be very heavy, it’s not even that big but it’s made out of like lead or something, so you can actually feel the weight) moving, but I quite like the put it down on the desk and just work out where the ball based off sound and the angle of tilt.
    I’m pretty certain it’s a pretty ancient concept. I definitely played one like Bingo Zap, but that was a long, long time ago. The one I have is probably around 50 years old, it used to be my Dad’s, then I inherited it, but before he got it it was from my grandfather, which makes it somewhere between 30-70 years old. I wouldn’t be surprised if my grandad inherited it from someone even older then him though.

  • @NickLavic
    @NickLavic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:42 That's not the Planet Express Ship from Futurama, that's Thunderbird 2.

  • @kodybuffettwilson
    @kodybuffettwilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After seeing the "Bullet Bills" in Fish Catcher, a thought came to mind and, upon investigation, I recalled that there *are* Bullet Bills native to the sea; they're called Torpedo Teds.

  • @Leonstolz
    @Leonstolz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I think Excel Racing is more of a Rally X clone than a Pac Man clone.

    • @dragonfire7076
      @dragonfire7076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @BenLogterman
      @BenLogterman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. At least Rally-X and New Rally-X are fun.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Excel Racing is just like Rally-X, I wonder if it would be fun too?

    • @SmaMan
      @SmaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there actually was a racing game hidden as an Easter Egg in some versions of Microsoft Excel.

  • @gabriels.carvalho4852
    @gabriels.carvalho4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What were they thinking??"? Lol, was that a cool nod to AVGN? Awesome!

  • @linadoondraws
    @linadoondraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hell yes a new Worst Ever Episode!!!!
    Also, in Brazilian Portuguese "Cabra" can also mean "man", so i instinctively think it somehow means "last man" lol

    • @gnmpolicemata
      @gnmpolicemata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh? In what context does it mean that? I assume it's something exclusive to PT BR, as I have never heard that in Portugal

    • @linadoondraws
      @linadoondraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gnmpolicemata It seems to be very common on the Northeast area of Brazil. "Cabra" meaning "man", is used alone or together with other words. The most common i heard was "cabra macho", which describes a brave man. Im pretty sure its BR exclusive, but i dunno... :v

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 ปีที่แล้ว

      And in Creole French, "cabrit sans cors", "goat without horns", is a term for a good old-fashioned human being. Something to do with human sacrifices during rituals.

  • @MTLion3
    @MTLion3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bruh XD The “most sophisticated VR available” bit had me cracking up good

  • @Snocone333
    @Snocone333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i love the descent into madness this beautiful series takes you on, its so good

  • @yawninglion1677
    @yawninglion1677 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel like this is one of my favorite Rerez vids. I keep coming back.

  • @jesuscristo6854
    @jesuscristo6854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The star Ally is a rip-off of a game called summer carnival recca 92

  • @The_Glitchy_Fox
    @The_Glitchy_Fox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    25 games? That's not normal, usually it's 9999+

    • @XenoChron2
      @XenoChron2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "300-800."

    • @TheChampionofEnki
      @TheChampionofEnki 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the numbers are usually inflated with duplicates and color swaps. 😂

  • @grimmnms5901
    @grimmnms5901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    the vr part killed me. that was so funny 😂😂

  • @jamesburchill7522
    @jamesburchill7522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good vid, man. I like the attempted "20,000 Leagues" reference. Though. Leagues are measurement of distance, and fathoms would be for depth ;) The production quality on this one is great!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But isn't depth just a specific application of distance? 😉👍

  • @BeltDragon95
    @BeltDragon95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:40 this is Recca Summer Carnival for the Famicom

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only a reviewer like Rerez dares to play crap devices & come out with his wits intact.
    Mad respect, bro!

  • @Psyt1c
    @Psyt1c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OK, so I actually remember playing these games prior to 2010 on a plug and play that was also a portable TV for cars. Unfortunately, I only played the games most of the time. Pray for me, people.

  • @keknov5555
    @keknov5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:46
    Rerez: *says cowpoke*
    Micah bell: *hey he stole my line!*

  • @newtechnology5598
    @newtechnology5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite series came back!

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think the lawn cutting game was the "Lawn Purge" game that JonTron covered in his Plug and Play video

  • @wolftickets1969
    @wolftickets1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Most of these were developed by JungleTac, creators of the Vii knockoff console, and were also on the Zone/Wireless 60.

    • @jackmoseley4959
      @jackmoseley4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which makes sense, given that the sequels of Motor rally and jewel fever were on the wireless 60

  • @ThinkerOnTheBus
    @ThinkerOnTheBus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    16:36
    Excel Racing is a blatant ripoff of the arcade game "Rally X."

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It looks like Excel Racing would be fun for me. Rally-X was great, and this one looks like a slightly more detailed version of it. I wonder if the difficulty is the same.

    • @ThinkerOnTheBus
      @ThinkerOnTheBus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Bro-cx2jc
      I have clunked many quarters into various Rally X machines, for I too was a fan. However Excel Racing appears to be a little slow in comparison, and I am quite certain the controls just wouldn't feel the same. There weren't really any of the extra wide lanes, and it lacked the radar which revealed the location of flags and enemies. With that being said, I am positive I could squeeze more enjoyment out of it than what the narrator did . . . yet, I doubt it would be as much fun as Rally X.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThinkerOnTheBus True, but the lack of radar would make it more challenging, if you can enjoy that kind of difficulty.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made by Microsoft?

    • @divineholinessjr
      @divineholinessjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking the comment that said the name of that game. Appreciated man who posted this 2 years ago.

  • @Ukiby3000
    @Ukiby3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rerez: =tells the story of Dragon Fire=
    Me: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
    Honestly, it's actually a good plot for a simple RPG...

  • @JJXB2004
    @JJXB2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Star Ally looks like it's ripping things from Summer Carnival '92: Recca. those shot graphics are from there at least.

    • @TUSMBOX
      @TUSMBOX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was just a flatout copy, there's many similarities.

  • @enthusiasticgeek7237
    @enthusiasticgeek7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "he is mt greatest creation, and our final hope... for he... is a good boye"

  • @i_am_boredom
    @i_am_boredom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    17:25
    Literally just a clone of an arcade game.

    • @i_am_boredom
      @i_am_boredom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Calamari Fan yep! And later, I realized 27:34 is a clone of the original concept of Tetris from the Soviet Union.

  • @coolmancool
    @coolmancool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, I played all of these on another Plug-in-Play called the VS-Maxx 77 in one. I was pretty young, so even if there bad, I'm pretty nostalgic of them haha

  • @wyldshot666
    @wyldshot666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your passive - aggressive approach with your reviews are classic. 😂😂😂😂

  • @lainproliant
    @lainproliant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seriously cool thumbnail image. Great video too!

  • @fawzanfawzi9993
    @fawzanfawzi9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:23 He's the Angry Bad Console Nerd...

  • @thewashedbros
    @thewashedbros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Philosophical debates on the ethics of golden poop is something I didn’t see coming out of this show 🤣🤣
    Bravo 🫡

  • @aruce9
    @aruce9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The last time I was this early he was reviewing the wireless air 60

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now Rerez needs to contact an indie developer to make a game about that whole story he told.

  • @sadmeat8937
    @sadmeat8937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:22 *James Rolfe wants to know your location*

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was Shane thinking?

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SEiMEi_EXiSTS That's a pretty common saying.

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rerez/AVGN crossover, anyone?

  • @Scratchman2501
    @Scratchman2501 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    21:15 that game is actually a direct rip of Flying Hero for the Famicom

  • @tawdryhepburn4686
    @tawdryhepburn4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t believe how broken and insane these games are. It’s like the programmed we’re *trying* to make a meme-centric console. Every time I thought it couldn’t get more stupid... it did. And it’s not just the excellent jokes you’re adding, the games themselves are almost Dada!

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they honestly forgot about stack overflows or just didnt care. Basically since programs run in a loop it can cause the memory to be overloaded with variables unless after 5 or so loops you write a command to clear the memory area.

  • @dragonslayerornstein387
    @dragonslayerornstein387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hey" Goat got me off guard! 🤣 my sides hurt, being so specific, and then out of nowhere in that rant, hey.

  • @alextinkham5741
    @alextinkham5741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That story Shane made up for dragon fire actually sounds like a pretty rad idea for an rpg.

  • @benb3316
    @benb3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for warning me in case I ever find it in a $1 pile in a pawn shop NOT to waste time on it.

  • @DerivativeWorker
    @DerivativeWorker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    33:00 The moment his mind starts slipping away.

  • @linkthehero8431
    @linkthehero8431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:51 I remember an episode of Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman show that had a girl who was really skilled at Death Charge and she had a mind like a scientific calculator.
    I'm not old; I'd just watch that show every Saturday back when I lived with my parents and was still attending high school from 2009 to 2013.

  • @BloominFleury29
    @BloominFleury29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:47 SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGED THE MEGA DRIVE WE DONE IT EUROPE BOIS

  • @myriad1973
    @myriad1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:50 - 8:54 that is the cutest cat noise i ever heard and that is the cutest jaguar i have ever seen
    thank you rerez

  • @spyroevan
    @spyroevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy crap I own this and I didn’t even realize it. The venturer was packaged in with a portable DVD player of the same name (or more specifically, a second screen addon for an insignia car DVD player) and I happen to own it. I just saw the video this morning and legit 20 minutes later I found out that I own a venturer

    • @chakaraibarrett6878
      @chakaraibarrett6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you play it?

    • @spyroevan
      @spyroevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chakaraibarrett6878 yes I did. I even ended up making a video about it (one of my most successful videos i've made in terms of me being proud of it lol)

    • @chakaraibarrett6878
      @chakaraibarrett6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spyroevan im gonna watch it.

  • @Andrew-fr1tp
    @Andrew-fr1tp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had this console when i was a kid. Some of these games were super fun to a 7 - 8 year old. I would mainly play it on a portable dvd player on long car rides.

  • @MoochMoment
    @MoochMoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You just threw me into a world I wanted to forget. I had one of these, lost it, and Ive never been able to learn what this actually was. And worst of all, I enjoyed it.
    ...and then I got a real console and realized my childhood gaming years were a lie

  • @NerdyChocolateLabradoodle
    @NerdyChocolateLabradoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Excel Racing" is actually a rip-off of "Rally X", but instead of the roads being all wide open with plenty of breathing room, they are as narrow and constricted as a Pac-Man maze, but even then, a Pac-Man maze has a lot more junctions and pathways that you can take advantage of to dodge your enemies.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On top of that, it's much much slower.

  • @Free-4554
    @Free-4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the last game you had to dodge the turds, but you didn’t dodge the real piece of sh!t when you bought the system.

  • @amdad170
    @amdad170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:30 what is the original game name?

  • @napa5235
    @napa5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:40 that's PORTUGUESEEEEEE

    • @Jadenl_uka
      @Jadenl_uka 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Goat in spanish is cabra too

  • @GrizonII
    @GrizonII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If The Binding of Isaac has taught me anything, you should definitely want golden poop.

  • @joefrew1614
    @joefrew1614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:08 You already have dude, you have long before you knew this console existed

  • @Hyreia
    @Hyreia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:30: two minutes and 8 seconds is 128 seconds. Which is half a byte. That's why it's such a random number: they're probably just using a full signed byte for the time. ('if the time is greater than or equal to 0', when displaying +1) Why not just start the timer at 0xF7 (2 minutes) instead? NO IDEA

  • @Mr.ShyGuy96
    @Mr.ShyGuy96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is such a nostalgia trip. I had one of these that I would play on a little portable dvd player and I think most if not all of these games were on it. As a kid it was pretty fun but rewatching the gameplay, it's just bad...

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:59 - 6:15 So... Marisa's power B in Mountain of Faith.

  • @TalesOfBrandino
    @TalesOfBrandino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is it me or does Motor Rally looks like the Game Gear version of Road Rash?

  • @lazytiger8591
    @lazytiger8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NVM I remember why my mom threw it away. I complained that it always crashed on some games. The video just reminded me about this