The FNAF speedrun where you get every Jumpscare as quick as possible

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  • @mock1999
    @mock1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    the glitched monty jumpscare where you just stare into his gaping maw while the world shakes is so much scarier than him chomping at you imo

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      It's probably more realistic to the experience too, seeing as how you would only likely survive the first chomp tbh

    • @okimightcomeback
      @okimightcomeback ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Timestamp?

    • @okimightcomeback
      @okimightcomeback ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nevermind just found it 5:01

    • @EFDNora
      @EFDNora ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@okimightcomeback thank ya mate

    • @Shneeble_McWeevil
      @Shneeble_McWeevil ปีที่แล้ว +3

      trueeee

  • @NyanTheFurry
    @NyanTheFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    “Have you tried ONLY crouching?”
    Spiff: Well, you can’t jump, so can’t get out of Freddy’s room..”
    *he then proceeded to make an entire run dedicated to playing it without jumping*

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And you think he'd put himself through it again?

    • @NyanTheFurry
      @NyanTheFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@lesigh3410 I meant the fact that he said you couldn’t do that at all, when he as in fact done it before

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@NyanTheFurry true

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@NyanTheFurry this might have beeb recorded before he figured it out

    • @NyanTheFurry
      @NyanTheFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PointsofData Fair

  • @Starling135
    @Starling135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4842

    I can't wait for Spiff to end up creating thousands of obscure speedrun categories just because the game is so broken.
    I want a speedrun for summoning 50 giga monties and dying to them

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@a1danTM "Floor is Lava Challenge"

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      you mean a 'crash your game as fast as possible' speedrun?

    • @yokuutsu9097
      @yokuutsu9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Giga Monty is chasing you throughout the game challenge

    • @em-diamond9769
      @em-diamond9769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      na we need a speedrun for beating security breach but pacifist

    • @AlvoSil
      @AlvoSil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The hardest speedrun in security breach will be 100% glitchless

  • @YoBGS
    @YoBGS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    Ah yes, always in for some good 'ole Heart Attack%. One of the category rules should be "Must be played on max volume" - then I'd run it.

    • @leobird1228
      @leobird1228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh hey, great to see ya here YoBGS! Big fan. :)

    • @justaregularnoob8239
      @justaregularnoob8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SHEER HEARTO ATTACKU

    • @JocaPlays87
      @JocaPlays87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max volume and obrigatory headphones, either you go deaf or you go death

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heyyy! You gonna react to newer ones? Love you man.

    • @DugtrioGaming
      @DugtrioGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have to wear headphones

  • @AquaticNebula
    @AquaticNebula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Astral pulling out that caffeine concentrate was a jumpscare on its own. Thing looked like a medicine bottle

    • @memorablehandle
      @memorablehandle ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I thought they were psychedelics and had to scroll through the comments for an answer. I was so concerned when I heard "microdose" lmao

  • @ShadianPlaysGames
    @ShadianPlaysGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4392

    I swear to god, Spiff can make a speedrun out of anything in this game. Like reversed controls only.

    • @poisoned81
      @poisoned81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      don't give him ideas

    • @Vex-Trixztra
      @Vex-Trixztra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      No, GIVE him ideas!

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Reverse controls, no.
      Reversed camera, yes

    • @Smellyturtle67
      @Smellyturtle67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Sprintless, Jumpless, Freddy less, reverse controls

    • @con_tent
      @con_tent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isn’t this already a popular (yet lame) challenge

  • @Jig_up
    @Jig_up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    7:45 My dad walked on a broken foot for like a week
    Jumped off the diving board, the diving board bounced back up
    Went to an emergency care facility, they said “nah it’s fine,” he walked on it for a few days to a week, went “this really hurts,” went to a hospital and they went “this is severely and obviously broken, how are you walking?”
    So uhh
    He was given the option of having nails put in his broken foot to get it back to size (because they had waited too long to put a cast on, and he had, y’know, walked on it) or he would just have to wear one shoe size larger than the other
    So he went with the two shoe sizes
    Can’t remember if he’s a 12/13 US or 13/14 US, I think it might depend on the brand
    We probably should have filed a malpractice suit, but it’s too late now
    Anyway, my point was you probably could walk with a broken/fractured big toe, you just really, really shouldn’t
    Take care everyone!

    • @Ariplaygames
      @Ariplaygames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Does he have to buy 2 pairs of shoes or is he allowed to buy one of each number? I imagine having to buy two would get pretty expensive.

    • @Jig_up
      @Jig_up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Ariplaygames He has to buy two, unfortunately- at least I think so, it’s been a while since I asked

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That reminds me of my mom. When I was a kid, she would volunteer to run the church thrift store, and in summertime that meant my sister and I had to go with her to "help out". The thrift store used to be a strip club, so it had awful lighting and most of the places were pretty dark, and one day she was walking up one of the darker areas and smashed her pinky toe on a bedframe hiding in the shadow (it was hot so she was wearing flip flops, shorts and a tshirt). She just ignored it, thinking she had stubbed her toe badly but when it didn't stop hurting for a few days, she went to the doctor and found out she not only broke her pinky toe, but she broke it so hard that there weren't any bone shards big enough to register on the x-ray. To the day she died, she literally had a boneless pinky toe.

    • @Jig_up
      @Jig_up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Dargonhuman I mean, unless there was no blood, I suppose it’s possible there were no bones left whatsoever, fragments or anything, as they could have been ejected
      Also sorry, that last sentence just hit- I have no idea how recent it was, but regardless, my condolences

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Jig_up She passed a couple years ago so no worries.

  • @presleighe8126
    @presleighe8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    Normally getting jump scared would be a reset in speedrunning... This one is build different

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I mean, that still kind of rings true. If anything, it's funny how the thing that resets your Speedrun is a necessary mechanic to complete the Speedrun.

    • @presleighe8126
      @presleighe8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Aflay1 srsly 😂

    • @BEANOSYT
      @BEANOSYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aflay1 E

    • @tacticalnuke9393
      @tacticalnuke9393 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...built stupid

    • @cobaltordinaire5219
      @cobaltordinaire5219 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or getting jump scared is one of the hardest parts of a speedrun of this game.

  • @so_true_jestie
    @so_true_jestie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "what does the coffee smell like?" *proceeds to describe the taste*
    *incorrectly reads a chat message*
    yep, it's an astralspiff stream

    • @eliza1498
      @eliza1498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      you know it's good coffee when the consumer starts displaying stroke symptoms immediately after tasting it

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@eliza1498 I don't think it was the coffee

  • @TheReal_McGooberson
    @TheReal_McGooberson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    At the part where they were talking about broken bones I looked at the chat for one second and saw someone say "I've broken 4 bones, two of them weren't mine"

    • @globalwarnings6897
      @globalwarnings6897 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, I’ve broken a bone or two. However, all of my bones are perfectly intact

  • @alexmachan3255
    @alexmachan3255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Its pretty weird that Sun kicks you out of the daycare for breaking the rules. Imagine a parent drops their kid off and then the animatronic watching over the place just yeets them out of it.

    • @jjabbott7249
      @jjabbott7249 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I feel like he's scared he'll hurt you if you're close by, and he doesn't know that the other animatronics have gone crazy.

  • @AnomNum
    @AnomNum ปีที่แล้ว +148

    At 3:45, Spiff gets stuck in a strange, unknown room, one jokingly called the Security Breach Backrooms. This room is actually a hallway which connects the Monty Golf Security Office to both the Daycare and the East Atrium through other similarly cut tunnels and sections.
    The out of order door lead to a section called the East Utility, which would've lead from that hallway to the level ten door between the Monty Golf entrance and Kids Cove. Behind the wall across from that door (where the room indents to the side), there's a stairwell which would've lead up to the daycare, entering between the two bathrooms directly across from the main play area's door. Thought I'd share a small portion of my absurdly complicated forbidden knowledge of Security Breach's cut areas.

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Again we have to ask...
      *Why did Steel Wool cut these out?!* They'd have been much better for quicker travel around the pizzaplex... Plus it could have been great fodder for classic horror tropes, such as "oh the monster is behind me and I have to run into a room and hide with limited time" or something like that. It would have worked so well...

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Adding this as an addendum to the previous comment.
      If they had kept these quick access zones in, it would have worked WONDERS for the horror that SB clearly lacks, if you're not scared of a roach crawling on your arm at 3:30 AM while scrolling through your discord... which I am.
      Anyways, I think it would have worked lovely to have the animatronics roam around the entire map freely. As in, they could go wherever they wanted (to save on resources and pathfinding calculation, they would just teleport to their intended destination if far away from the player and out of sight, so the game wouldn't have to render Chica walking through the kitchen from point A to point B, for example.) Of course, they would teleport like how they did in old games (RNG decides if they want to go to an area, and RNG decides if they get to go to that area at that moment.)
      The way this goes with the Level 10 door and the "fast travel" tunnels that they cut out of the game could have worked as connectors between the different areas, for ease of access of Gregory, Freddy, and especially the animatronics.
      I think it would be a terrifying scenario for you to get caught by a staff bot in the atrium and have to run and find a hiding place, while Chica runs in from the kitchen, Monty from the golf course, and Roxy from the raceway, assuming they're all in those areas (using the same teleport idea, obviously they wouldn't run, they'd teleport at a much higher frequency in the direction of where you were caught.) If you called Freddy to escape, it would be equally terrifying since he wouldn't teleport near your location either. Instead, he'd have to RUN to your location from where you are, and HE would be subject to not being able to move occasionally much like the others based on RNG, say he gets stopped by Mapbot or has to take a detour.
      Did I write a whole essay on a speculation based on a few cut features from this game, on a spigg video even? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? A little, since I probably won't sleep. But it was worth it.

  • @lucascole2232
    @lucascole2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I'm so hyped to recieve more unhinged content on my feed. Truly a blessing🙏🙏

    • @Marshal981
      @Marshal981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trust me bro. Get into Metal Gear Rising, look up revengence status..After about 4 shitposts you've watched, your entire FEED becomes unhinged!

  • @tenshukaku2830
    @tenshukaku2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    You’re one of the few channels I’ve binge watched in like 2 days, you’re amazing!

    • @saarakallunki1687
      @saarakallunki1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ampragea-lister6209
      @ampragea-lister6209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love his videos except his laugh is kind of strange, it sounds forced lol 😆

    • @hog9613
      @hog9613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, the only issue is that he blew up too fast so there isn’t enough content to binge properly so I’ve watched sprintless like 4 and I’m still enjoying it

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey astrail spiff do a speedrun to the backrooms for security breach lol

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m subbed t roughly 800 people and Spiff is one of the ones I watch. To be fair I only get notifications from roughly 30 channels because TH-cam.

  • @heheheiamderpmatter375
    @heheheiamderpmatter375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    6:24 I just realized something.
    When Spiff used the camera on Sun, almost immediately the Animatronic Near ambience began playing, implying that there was a hostile animatronic nearby (in this case it was Sun himself).
    At the time of writing this comment I have not reached Floor Afton to see if using the camera on him causes the ambience to play. However, it would stand to reason that it would since it did the same for Sun.
    You know it's bad when you can immediately recognize the FNaF Security Breach animatronic danger ambience from just the first few seconds of the track. Because this game actually scared me quite a bit when I first played it.
    Edit: As of watching Floor Afton again, it did not play the music.
    Also, it appeared that Bald Sun, for a fraction of a second, had an actual model. What behavior could Bald Sun have, should we distract him with the towers and then quickly run into a play scape to escape him? Would he begin to chase us like the other animatronics?

    • @kailanithekoimermaid
      @kailanithekoimermaid ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i think he would chase us like moon, since he is basically a retextured moon jumpscared with no turning head

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@kailanithekoimermaidThat most likely would have been the case. Him chasing us around, in broad daylight, probably acting the exact same as Moon (like being able to kill you while you hide in Freddy). Of course, that's just thoughts going through my brain.
      If I had enough courage to hack my PS5 (or buy SB again on steam to mod it and spawn in Sun outside of daycare to test) i would, since it may very well play into how the daycare attendant in general plays into the gameplay of Ruin, seeing as how he's.. been aftonized, if his red eyes are of any indication from the trailer.

  • @cold_knees
    @cold_knees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    11:04 to be fair if they're not willing to put in the 2 min effort of searching you on twitch and finding the VOD themselves then they can't care that much about it.

  • @grapplesauce9939
    @grapplesauce9939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    17:46 William Afton got that *millimeter defeater*

  • @star8979
    @star8979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    The thing I adore about the FNAF SB speedrunning community is how many obscure runs people can make out of this buggy mess of a game
    They're all so much fun lmao
    Also ove your content man! Keep it up :>

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically every game has obscure runs

  • @zenlis1291
    @zenlis1291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    security breach has almost everything. even its own backrooms apparently.

  • @sweethistortea
    @sweethistortea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    My friends, sibling and I felt this run just last night. (Getting a load of jumpscares in a short amount of time.)
    I was streaming the game to them and my sibling and I were the ones doing the Daycare section. It felt like every two minutes they and I were goofing up and seemed to get Moon's jumpscare more then we'd like to. The ONLY reason I ended up beating that section was because Moon got stuck in the playground and was crawling in place.

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tbh, just scope the place out while the lights are still on [sun won't follow inside] and then hit all of those piles when the lights are off and moon will get stuck eventually.

    • @sweethistortea
      @sweethistortea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LoreCatan Honestly I think the game just took pity on me for losing a bunch against him and they just said, "Screw it, let him get stuck." xD

    • @fishyles
      @fishyles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same thing but on the chairs, if you lead him to them he gets stuck quite easily. (he killed me right after the daycare thoug since i got up to get some orange juice)

    • @XD-yn6hb
      @XD-yn6hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fishyles I think you can also get him stuck if you keep launching distractions.

    • @StrawThatBends
      @StrawThatBends ปีที่แล้ว

      MWAHAHAH i have the spazziest, weirdest friends on the planet, but damn can they play a game. moon didnt get stuck ONCE, though he did do some weird air walking physics-breaking glitches after we got our fourth generator- somehow my spazzy friends beat moon even though he was literally breaking the laws of physics.
      congrats, strange friends
      but then they died to chica immediately so i had to take over because i know what to so ;v;

  • @Aiko.Tanaka
    @Aiko.Tanaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Spiff, if you didn't already know this, there is a jumpscare for the little wet floor sign bot, to get it you need to flash it with the gun or camera

    • @AstralSpiff
      @AstralSpiff  2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wot I need to check this

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AstralSpiff has it been verified

    • @nswtrains3153
      @nswtrains3153 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AstralSpiffomg hi spiff

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    11:30 And then Spiff died from the mysterious coffee in a pill bottle

  • @kaveyalt
    @kaveyalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    17:35
    His springlock failure must have absolutely obliterated his pp

  • @meltaylor7984
    @meltaylor7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Is that a line in between your thighs because I'd like to pick it up."
    ~ A pickup line probably.

  • @orangesaregood1568
    @orangesaregood1568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Imagine being that coffee company and seeing someone just slamming it down straight from the bottle

  • @garcat
    @garcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    4:01 bro did he just find an unused area on accident?!

    • @Octo_0687
      @Octo_0687 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Security Breach Backrooms, basically what it's jokingly called.

  • @CraizyMotion
    @CraizyMotion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Him struggling to get jumpscared by Afton is hilarious

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how Spiff's streams have sideplots. Like, the game is Plot A, and whatever weird shit he does on camera is Plot B.
    In this stream's sideplot, Spiff tries weird coffee water.
    I love his weird stories, too. They are a very fun addition to his streams.

  • @samiloulalee
    @samiloulalee ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I've got another glitch jumpscare to add to this list that I discovered a few minutes ago while messing with the debug menu... You have to cam block Moon and hope that he does it "twice"... His jumpscare usually plays out normally even after being cam blocked, but you can sometimes get a double jumpscare from him! He'll start the jumpscare at the last half of the animation then start it over again, with it ending halfway the second time around!
    And also with Moon, you can cam block him, retreat to the desks, wait a few seconds, then cam block him again! You'll know if you've successfully gotten his double jumpscare if the cam block decides not to work anymore!

  • @EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy
    @EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:40 *f u c k ; i d i e d t o “ N o H e a d d y “*

  • @moltonx1605
    @moltonx1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    You’re videos are so weird its fun love how you end up having random conversation about stuff keep making videos you deserve more recognition

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh it's something that I like the most about him, how he converses with his viewers and connects with them

  • @kordelmcblair3338
    @kordelmcblair3338 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:35
    "You've heard of 2-inch-punishers, get ready for whatever small shit Afton has."
    So the legends are true. The 1-millimeter-defeater. It has been found.

  • @DrMonty-ng5fo
    @DrMonty-ng5fo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Idea for a dumb speedrun: beat as much of the game as possible while giga monty chases you :3

  • @TheVoidedRealm
    @TheVoidedRealm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Javy is coffee extract/concentrate, you have mix it with other stuff, like milk and sugar, and or whatever you like, and it taste pretty good if you're not into the coffee flavor but are into the caffeine the coffee has, but you can just pour a shit ton in and have a nice very good coffee taste.

  • @CaptainMeleon
    @CaptainMeleon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    cant believe t pose monty is literally scarier than og monty

  • @pixelator5312
    @pixelator5312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    looking back, i'm a bit surprised it took spiff this long to enter the backrooms with all the noclipping he's done in this game

  • @mitchelwoodburn9448
    @mitchelwoodburn9448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Freddy: Gregory, what are you doing?
    Gregory: one second Freddy ugh... I gotta... No clip through this wall for a speedrunnnnnn-
    *Disappears into the Backrooms*

  • @centaurtale
    @centaurtale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I absolutely love the “this run died” thing, please keep it

  • @hanthonyc
    @hanthonyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That "coffee" is possibly the most suspicious thing you could ever be sent. I'd do the exact same.

  • @danielvinceneo3556
    @danielvinceneo3556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I can see Spiff doing a competition on how long you can survive 1 giga Monty

  • @moshguruc3780
    @moshguruc3780 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    16:18 quite suprised to hear that its a completely normal thing to obtain several wiis through bizarre means, i got one after my step-great aunt gave me their sons one when they went to college, and i got another after an old friend dropped theirs down the stairs somehow and they just gave it to me.

  • @quietsamurai1998
    @quietsamurai1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:00
    You tore your Achilles tendon TWICE? Jesus, I got tendonitis in my Achilles when I was younger, and it hurt like HELL. I can't imagine how much agony it is to actually tear it.
    Speaking of breaking toes, I once broke my foot doing a static lunge, then proceeded to run a third of a mile on said broken foot. Ah, high school cross country, good times.

  • @dragongamer4610
    @dragongamer4610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just randomly thought of this, but what if you beat the game backwards, I don't mean from ending to beginning, I literally mean backwards. For the whole game, you can't use the W or forward key, you can only walk backwards! You've played the game enough times, I'm sure you remember the patrol routes and timing by now! If you do choose to try, GL ;D
    Edit; like so Spiff can see, plz!

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how'd you like Moonwalk%? 👀

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Just when I thought FNAF:SB couldn’t get any weirder, Astral uploads yet again.

  • @hokage102364
    @hokage102364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So fun fact regarding the comment about the big toe doing more than the little toes, the pinky toe is actually just as important if not more so for your balance. It's the three middle toes you can afford to lose. Semi-related note, your pinky finger accounts for half your grip strength so it's just as important as your thumb.

  • @bkslsh
    @bkslsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    To be fair, they could have specified "The stream where you speak about the coffee" at any point during those two weeks.

  • @JasonOutOfContext
    @JasonOutOfContext 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    6:25 bro I love how sun just changed his mind mid jumpscare 💀

  • @TrippaMazing87
    @TrippaMazing87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The story of the Tim Horton’s wrap was sadder than the entire fnaf storyline.

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I mean, to be fair, you weren't really dumb for giving them the link to your Stream instead of the VOD. They should've specified "Link to the VOD, not your Twitch channel". Or even specified for you to literally make a VOD in which you review it, or something. Just giving you the coffee, and saying "Drink it on stream, and say what you think of it" is WAY too vague, and then requesting the link "to your stream" is also a wee bit more vague than it needs to be.

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's literally not, though? The stream is when you're live, and a VOD is just the stream after it's concluded. It's pretty obvious that they're asking for the review, not the channel that the review is going to be on.

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@anonymousapproximation8549 Yeah, I know the difference. I'm just saying that "link to the stream" that they've been talking about would, naturally, lead to AstralSpiff's Twitch channel.
      If they want to see the review, then they can either take his link to his Twitch channel, and watch until he reviews it, or wait for him to review it, and send them the VOD, so they can see the review.
      That's what I meant.

    • @Shrando
      @Shrando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anonymousapproximation8549 he couldn't send the VOD until he reviewed it, so they would've had to wait like 2 weeks from when they asked for the link.

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shrando Then mention that?

    • @Shrando
      @Shrando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@anonymousapproximation8549 i think he thought everyone watching knew how twitch worked. Basically you don't have a VOD link (link directly to that livestream) until AFTER you stream, this means the 2 weeks it takes for his coffee to arrive (from when they asked for the livestream) the only link he can provide is a link to his channel.

  • @svvn3911
    @svvn3911 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    seeing a dangerous wild animal as a kid and asking your family if you can pet it is a true canadian experience.. im from newfoundland and when i was a little kid, my grandma and i were on a walk along the trail in my moms backyard. when we were heading back home through the trail we saw a huge bull moose and she had to cling onto me to keep me away from it because i wanted to pet him so bad.

  • @stargames6305
    @stargames6305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Wow, this whole video was so good. I've watched the entirety of it

    • @CheshireCad
      @CheshireCad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes, indeed, the entirety of this video was very good. Every moment of it, all of which I viewed with my eyes.
      I especially enjoyed the part where he played the videogame very fast.

    • @lunathetrip3241
      @lunathetrip3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      here's your medal 🏅

    • @emmahansen4858
      @emmahansen4858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I, too, am a human being who enjoys doing very human things such as watching You Tube Video.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello bot

  • @wildlink4753
    @wildlink4753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:15 almost drowning

  • @rfsmaster
    @rfsmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Spiff, there's a Montyverse mod on Gamebanana. Now's your chance to end Monty's reign on the multiverse. Good luck, homeslice.

  • @Scrubing
    @Scrubing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh my god... The TH-cam channel he mentioned at 3:10... I think it might be me..... On the bright side your content is dope!

    • @twitch_tv_pat
      @twitch_tv_pat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      careful he might write a tweet longer , jk jk kj jk im kidding or am i

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:40 If you asked me exactly four months ago today if I had ever broken a bone, I would've told you no. Unfortunately for me, 2 days later I broke a bone in my ankle.

  • @omoriplush8363
    @omoriplush8363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:05
    I've not only dranken from puddles, but there was a sewer gate on my street after it had rained and my brother locked me outside. So, me being the smart little seven year old I was, walked over, crouched down, and started drinking that dirty sewer rain water like there was no tomorrow. I'm still surprised I didn't die

  • @milkman4407
    @milkman4407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah the almost broken toe thing reminded me of a guy whos toe got crushed when he was a kid and he was drinking so much milk that the doctor was amazed how fast it healed

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have a new name for bald Sun. Solar Eclipse. Or just Eclipse. I figured it would work since he has Moon's hostility, but he still has Sun's color palette/outfit.

  • @mapleleaf4844
    @mapleleaf4844 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hearing 1 - 2 teaspoons and seeing him pour more than a tablespoon made me flip

  • @z3r0_The_Hero
    @z3r0_The_Hero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So excited to see more content, your fnaf videos make the buggy mess that it is worth excepting into the timeline lmao

  • @mistingwolf
    @mistingwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Perhaps a run where if Freddy is available, you HAVE to use him? So you'd have to know where the chargers are, etc.

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still waiting for the Gregoryless run

  • @theftking
    @theftking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Spiff when are you gonna do the "ALL NICHE SB SPEEDRUN CATEGORIES MARATHON" category?

    • @weetabix_whale6623
      @weetabix_whale6623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh hello

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only 28 likes in 3 months?

    • @pepsteprep
      @pepsteprep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, my favorite TH-camr is here. Pretty funny comment tho.

    • @moonthevaporeon5113
      @moonthevaporeon5113 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@crypt5129i mean obviously, this person is controversial.

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@moonthevaporeon5113 I don't think they were back then, otherwise I would've said something knowing me lmao

  • @r9ymond
    @r9ymond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:24 VEGGIE TALES LETS GO

  • @izzy_is_chaotic
    @izzy_is_chaotic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’ve noticed that a lot of your older videos suddenly have captions. Idk when it happened, but thank you! I’m only one person but they help immensely

    • @AstralSpiff
      @AstralSpiff  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’ve been paying my sister to do them! She’s not very fast but making progress

  • @ArieofEnder
    @ArieofEnder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So what I’m hearing is, new All Jumpscares Speedrun somewhere along the lines including T-Pose Blob

  • @hiwelcometochiliswhatcanig3041
    @hiwelcometochiliswhatcanig3041 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    came back to this months later and heard the "you want some coffee?", immediately went "OH MY GOD ITS THE COFFEE VIDEO." and laughed my ass off for a good couple of minutes lmfao

  • @thepurpleones
    @thepurpleones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:57 someone didnt make mud potions as a kid

  • @samcork831
    @samcork831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    so glad i found your channel thru poppy playtime. youre my favorite content creator atm. keep it up! ur content is great

  • @pudpudjd
    @pudpudjd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't really think about it when the video came out, but looking into it now, the company that gave spiff the free coffee is now the best seller of all Coffee Concentrate products on Amazon. Spiff is truly a marketing king.

  • @Madame_Talos
    @Madame_Talos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We’re slowly learning your life story. One day, we will know everything

  • @narufemkyuufankid
    @narufemkyuufankid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad I subbed thanks to the lore vid, loved everything I’ve seen so far XD

  • @-Denoslack-
    @-Denoslack- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I havent found a youtuber ive genuinely been so happy to see new uploads from in years, but i am happy to say you are my favorite.

  • @Beethoven_np
    @Beethoven_np ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This mans goes, "I didnt pay them, they didnt pay me, NO STRINGS ATTACHED!"

  • @SUPERVIRALCLIPZ
    @SUPERVIRALCLIPZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    free coffee sponsor, many dead runs, jumping conserves stamina, bear ransacked their camping trip, first one to break a bone out of him and his friend owes the other $20, afton has a jumpscare (kinda...)

  • @wardengage4173
    @wardengage4173 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I first watched this video 7 months ago, I laughed at the coffee extract video since I don't drink coffee. I now consistently get ads for that coffee. Thanks Spiff.

  • @avragidootisdumb
    @avragidootisdumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My skill of gaming: it's showtime

    • @MKG_
      @MKG_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably gonna be the best comment on this bid but is gonna be underrated

  • @Twighhhh
    @Twighhhh ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man’s voice cracks are legendary

  • @calyx8808
    @calyx8808 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love that man just casually has a gong in his room

  • @MsQueenOfDance
    @MsQueenOfDance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    listening to the nostaliga part of the video around 17:30 really hit hard. I have two Wii's myself. One is the family one that I grew up with and the other is one that I "stole" from the electronics section at the landfill. Better to reuse than recycle.

  • @the_Dos__
    @the_Dos__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:05 Why does he sound like Emperor Palpatine

  • @lillieampurra
    @lillieampurra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a super nostalgic game for me is Minecraft Pocket Edition Lite, specifically playing it on the ipod touch. and PE in general was pretty great, i built my first base right in a beach and my ceiling fell in when they added sand gravity

  • @Jackie_3
    @Jackie_3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Roxy's gonna pitch a tent"
    Rule 34 artists: "She already has"

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Wait, what is going on with the floor jumpscare? Do you just get clipped into the floor and the game kills you to get you out?

    • @dimentio9833
      @dimentio9833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      theres no animation for burntrap killing you so it just sets you to his position on the map (the default jumpscare camera position) and dosent move it

  • @milankowalsky7291
    @milankowalsky7291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:41 I tought cars are required to have a left side mirror.

  • @saphiwrath
    @saphiwrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thank you for being an endless supply of good fnaf content in this weirdly long fnaf phase of mine

  • @camber_courtney5250
    @camber_courtney5250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish I was lucky enough to be as small as afton is

  • @holmesnot5234
    @holmesnot5234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My heart and brain legit boosted with serotonin when finding out a new video was uploaded

  • @danielvinceneo3556
    @danielvinceneo3556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This type of video is very unique
    Good Job Spiff

  • @colinbob
    @colinbob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:40 there i am gary there i am

  • @WhySoWise
    @WhySoWise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ok but, I found the 'escaping death' glitch while playing the game normally, and i exploited the heck out of it, i felt powerful

  • @plainmilkie
    @plainmilkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Subspace emissary was bomb though, all things considered

  • @crunchylettuce5446
    @crunchylettuce5446 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    17:34 WHAT!?? SPLEEF SEEMS SO MILD MOST OF THE TIME THAT WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS IS SAID MY BRAIN TRIPS OVER ITSELF

  • @charlesknoepp6063
    @charlesknoepp6063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Spiff be like:
    Play the game normally...
    oooooor
    Draw 25 cards
    Also Spiff:
    has 25 cards

    • @groundzero2834
      @groundzero2834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he has like 250 cards by now

  • @uliveulearnandregret
    @uliveulearnandregret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Afton has that 1 inch pinch, please make this viral

  • @kittydemonoverkill
    @kittydemonoverkill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:20 there's also all the hour varients and upgrade varients.

  • @jaydenapollo5337
    @jaydenapollo5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    id love to see you do more challenge runs of this game if possible

  • @sebastianmichalek3479
    @sebastianmichalek3479 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    security breach breach 3:57

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who had a caffeine overdose from drinking coffee I didn't realize was Concentrate, watching him just take a swig of the liquid was horrifying

  • @shadowswirl637
    @shadowswirl637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:55 yea coffee (as in coffee with water) has a ph of about 4 or 5 (I think) so I can imagine that pure coffee would have a much more acidic taste since it isn’t being diluted by a bunch of water

  • @nicole6009
    @nicole6009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After rewatching this video, the bear story Spiff tells about seeing a bear just casually walking through their camp area without a care makes me think the bear for sure understands that if it shows itself to humans, it gets a free ride home and doesn't have to put energy into the walk back lol