The Sleepover From Hell | Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

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  • @KevinBridgesComedian
    @KevinBridgesComedian  3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Are you as proud to be Scottish as I am? - th-cam.com/video/q-KOhArt44M/w-d-xo.html

    • @JonBrownbread
      @JonBrownbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've only been to Ecclefechan. 👍

    • @mrmervinjminky1536
      @mrmervinjminky1536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “It’s shite being Scottish!” … btw I’m allowed to say that 😉👍

    • @patbest642
      @patbest642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally natural, hilarious 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @terencemurray8456
      @terencemurray8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me 2

    • @57maidmarion
      @57maidmarion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Scottish ....iron brew ...whiskey ....haggis neeps and tatties...tartan...buckfast ....the list goes on...proud to be scottish ...as wiliam wallace said FREEDOM 😀😀

  • @nathansvlog
    @nathansvlog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    I can't believe how vividly accurate this all is. I felt like I was reliving a horror that I thought had been long left behind in the realms of childhood. Do you guys remember the awkward situation of a friend acting up to his parents as a way of showing off to you, and you having to sit their awkwardly as they bollocked him in front of you?

    • @TQV3
      @TQV3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yes and reliving it hurts lmao
      probably not as much as the slap they got for it tho.

    • @decentlysmartforanidiot8284
      @decentlysmartforanidiot8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my wee brother did this on friday and i brought back some memories i can tell you that much

    • @69butternut.
      @69butternut. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. ‘Your friend can fuck off an’ all!’

    • @benlewis2475
      @benlewis2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The only thing worse was being told off by your parents in front of your friend.

    • @shaggymcshaggison9751
      @shaggymcshaggison9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I was that kid 😆

  • @robgear1624
    @robgear1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Get something in that frying pan ya fucking boot"
    literally crying hahahah

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have been scrolling for ages to find this exact comment. His delivery of that makes me LOL as well, but what is the meaning of calling her a boot? Is it simply a derogatory nickname for someone, or does it have a definition?

    • @ftroop2000
      @ftroop2000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That line had me in bits😂😂😂

    • @traceys8065
      @traceys8065 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes its a derogatory name for a woman here in Glasgow.
      Like saying cow or b*tch 😂

    • @davedoogan6650
      @davedoogan6650 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kingmortz It means worthless. It's full connotation being a woman you would 'boot out of the bed after shaggin'

    • @troygardner8870
      @troygardner8870 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kingmortzI understand it as him calling her an old boot, meaning comparable to an aged leather boot

  • @atomsk1972
    @atomsk1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    This guy has everything - accents, acting, timing, insight, wit...and hilarious.

    • @HelloImCrimson
      @HelloImCrimson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Almost like hes a comedian

    • @aidzo
      @aidzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HelloImCrimson you think you did something don’t you 😂😂

    • @SYKO666
      @SYKO666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HelloImCrimson or a chemeldion

    • @alexporter5783
      @alexporter5783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      V CV

    • @medalion1390
      @medalion1390 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase, brilliant.

  • @WK977
    @WK977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    'Oh he's driving a Ferrari is he?' 'Who?' 'HOOSE RICE' Fucking howling

    • @is-ityou4636
      @is-ityou4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oi 🤣

    • @Anonymous-kj1dl
      @Anonymous-kj1dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died at this also

    • @cliffclavin3865
      @cliffclavin3865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd love to know if Stuart cassidy is still referred to as Hoose rice up in Scotland. Oh, and what car he's driving obviously🤣

    • @WK977
      @WK977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cliffclavin3865 hats off to the man if he's actually driving a Ferrari 🤣

    • @ExtremePainGames
      @ExtremePainGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the bit for me, Then the call to dad. HAHAHAAAAA

  • @Aleakwe
    @Aleakwe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    😂 “alarm bells are ringing. we having fookin’ HOUSE RICE” 😂 Kevin, thank you Champion storyteller. Able to lift heavy weights off, of all our shoulders by making us laugh so hard. Love your unique gift of delivery, the change in gear between characters, the pause, the gestures, the slang, - stand out. relatable life stories, with zero fcks about classism, snobbery, etc. I am not Scottish and I understand you fine. Those that care, listen and get it.

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My sons a great cook n he makes his own curry’s n his own rice that’s his new nickname “hoose rice” 😂😂😂

  • @offgridcabinbelgium
    @offgridcabinbelgium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Seven o'clock in the morning and I'm caught in a Kevin Bridges loop. Lot's of stuff to do before heading to work but laughter is suddenly my priority. It should be mandatorily to start your day wiping laughter tears.

  • @cliffclavin3865
    @cliffclavin3865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Greatest 10 minutes of comedy on TH-cam. Can't wait to see this bloke live again.

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should watch the one about Greece being asked to pay its deficit.

    • @cliffclavin3865
      @cliffclavin3865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lyndsaycrawford do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not.😉🤣🤣

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cliffclavin3865 As Socrates said “He is richest who is content with least”
      As Plato says “yer no getting yer money ya fuckin cow” 😂😂😂

    • @cliffclavin3865
      @cliffclavin3865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lyndsaycrawford that's a fucking beauty!

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cliffclavin3865 I watched this whole thing on the telly last night. I was in stitches when he was taking about Jesus Mary & Joseph. All Joseph’s work mates going back to his house after the pub to wake the wee man up for more wine. Pure class. 😂😂😂

  • @thewilk8556
    @thewilk8556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Imagine being house rice and you’ve suggested a night out with your wife to see a comedian you went to school with. You’ve got a young family so you don’t get out much - it takes organising. Sitting in the theatre next to your wife whilst she’s pissing herself laughing and you’re pretending to laugh knowing inside that you’re house rice.

    • @NyleActive
      @NyleActive 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonwilkinson9695
      @jonwilkinson9695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Shouldn't have been the house rice guy watching the hand that rocks the cradle on a Friday night then, lesson learned!

  • @muckedupfind8173
    @muckedupfind8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Aw that shite starts again” 😂😂😂😂 absolutely buckled!

  • @LFOVCF
    @LFOVCF 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "Get something in that frying pan ya f***in' boot!"😂
    it's taken me 10 minutes to write that one line.😂I'm sat here crying, coughing and i can't see for tears.
    Its gone 12 and my hand is clamped over my mouth stifling what sounds like a pig in a headlock, trying not to wake the house up.😂
    Damn you KB🤣😂

  • @grimm-reaperx4133
    @grimm-reaperx4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Get something in that frying pan ya fuckin boot” had me rolling man 😂
    9:01

  • @Scoupe400
    @Scoupe400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    No, no. Whilst dad was normally strict, if I’d called home he was suddenly very relaxed and welcomed the idea of me stopping out. Only now do I realise him and mum were glad of a free house. Shudder the thought.

    • @loki_808
      @loki_808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The things we never knew as kids hahaha

    • @colinm5481
      @colinm5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fk. I'd never thought of that until you mentioned it. The brutality of reality

    • @darkapothecary4116
      @darkapothecary4116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The most tragic thing happened. His dad fucked his mom. Cartman southpark-
      Dude everyone's dads fucked there moms

    • @bmurray1986able
      @bmurray1986able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha.. mate your comment deserves to be in the 1/2k mark for likes

    • @bmurray1986able
      @bmurray1986able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Remote control called the Doofer?? I still call it the Remote. My kids call it the Hawnal (Handle obviously) and now my gf calls it the Buttons 🤣 FML

  • @jimbojimbo7103
    @jimbojimbo7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This always reminds me of a time I stayed at a friends when I was younger, nothing worse than waking up early as hell before everyone else and waiting for someone else to go about

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769
    @hagridsdisappointingson769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    It's the cold truth in "No family recovers from a jab to the dad" that makes it so incredibly funny to me.

    • @patritoro1865
      @patritoro1865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t understand this bit. This is not my first language cam someone explain? Thanks😅

    • @aaronholmes8568
      @aaronholmes8568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@patritoro1865 it's basically saying if you punch the father, you take out the whole family

  • @andreashaynes3346
    @andreashaynes3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Love these little snippets; childhood memories; the hilarious, snappy tales from KEVIN BRIDGES 🤣💥🤣💥🤣

  • @dirkdiggler7317
    @dirkdiggler7317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It's uncanny how much hes captured my childhood memories to a tee

  • @Gaz_K
    @Gaz_K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    The build up to that very last line is an absolute masterclass in comedy and timing ❤️

    • @frankwoods9680
      @frankwoods9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ???

    • @frankwoods9680
      @frankwoods9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Talorc MacAllan A should, av been getn up late recently. That whole bit wasn't a build up to that one line fs, the whole story's the joke.

    • @mightay6672
      @mightay6672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius

  • @prestontaylor8549
    @prestontaylor8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I just wanted to say, as an American, this is one of the funniest stand up bits I've heard in a long time. The sleep over bit is spot on.

  • @fatwalletboy2
    @fatwalletboy2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Now i think this is the best 10 mins ive heard from Kev.......just brilliant. He takes you right there into the Cassidy house........

    • @Mistowgan
      @Mistowgan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't wanna be there. Thats no a family. Thats a cult

  • @shanejones5495
    @shanejones5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I was almost crying with laughter.... Mr Bridges... You are brilliant!!!!

  • @gd4241
    @gd4241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Wee hoose rice. Funniest piece of stand up i've heard in my life. Greetings from Belgium

  • @paulone-off7286
    @paulone-off7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Battering the letterbox, quality especially the final flick with the hand gesture, used to do that all the time lmao. Those were the days :-)

  • @PauloJorgeMonteiro
    @PauloJorgeMonteiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    This guy is amazing! Now imagine a Portuguese trying not only to get the joke, but also understand his Glasgow accent!!! Awesome!!!! More like this please

    • @sergionevesoficial
      @sergionevesoficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you brazilian? Do you understand all that he said? #Paulo monteiro

    • @PauloJorgeMonteiro
      @PauloJorgeMonteiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sergionevesoficial Portuguese! ;)
      At start I was struggling, but after a few listens of his material I got to the hang of his accent !

    • @sergionevesoficial
      @sergionevesoficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PauloJorgeMonteiro that's great. I'm Brazilian

    • @mightay6672
      @mightay6672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well done 👍

    • @chrismac4441
      @chrismac4441 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nicely done. I've seen English people in the comments saying they can't understand a word he's saying. Obrigado

  • @xedalpha1
    @xedalpha1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Oh god this was EVERYONE’s sleepover, right down to other people’s house smell

  • @mcstaal
    @mcstaal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Love how the scottish accent relates to Old Norse.
    In Danish:
    House = Hus
    Mouse=Mus
    It makes it an easy dialect for Scandinavians to understand.

    • @JamesBond-si7xs
      @JamesBond-si7xs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As we say…” there’s a moose loose aboot this Hoose “
      Greetings from Glasgow 👍

    • @zector0
      @zector0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      While I agree, I must put my foot down by saying that danish isn't a language, it's a widespread throat infection. /Regards Sweden

    • @830927mjki
      @830927mjki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JamesBond-si7xs oh ffs, It's gonna take me a week to get that bloody ad out of my head now >:(

    • @parallelfinn
      @parallelfinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Greeting = Crying
      Gråter = Crying

    • @parallelfinn
      @parallelfinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bairn = child
      Barn = child

  • @hugowalker8964
    @hugowalker8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I listen to another version of this around once a month when I’m feeling down. I’m glad I can give the official one my views. I love his form of detailed observational comedy that is somehow so relatable!
    HUS RICE!

  • @JAM8OC
    @JAM8OC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Seen him live twice…. First time I was able to say hello afterwards and get a picture with him. Second time, I thought I was gonna have to leave because my jaw was sore with laughing. I’m Scottish so get a lot of his humour and quirks…. He’s brilliant!

    • @jamiecharlton9844
      @jamiecharlton9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A jambo and true romance fan 👌

    • @JAM8OC
      @JAM8OC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamiecharlton9844 true romance… my favourite film! As for being a jambo…. No, my names James, and jambo was just always a nickname. I’m Scottish, wish I was a jambo, unfortunately I’m an arsenal fan! Lol

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “True romance is so cool, it’s so cool, it’s so cool”

    • @JAM8OC
      @JAM8OC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lyndsaycrawford sure is lyndsay! My fave film.

    • @shelleyphilcox4743
      @shelleyphilcox4743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The speech accents and words might be different, but the sense of humour between Glaswegians and Londoners is the same.

  • @mattmanslim
    @mattmanslim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The crazy thing is that we’ve all been there!

  • @Jmvars
    @Jmvars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Hoose rice!
    My favorite bit because it's so relatable, having grown up in similar circumstances.

    • @josephmcginness5786
      @josephmcginness5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t sound like it pal

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josephmcginness5786 😂😂😂aye he was hoose rice

    • @Jmvars
      @Jmvars 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lyndsaycrawford no

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Jmvarsyou had hoose rice with home deliveries?

    • @Jmvars
      @Jmvars 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ALLMETAL1970 no, i can relate to the staying over at a friends house and getting the leftover pillow, mattress and blanket, as well as eating food I've never eaten before, as well as the third party controller that is transparent and has weird symbols.

  • @micktmusic
    @micktmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    By far the best stand up comic about these days. The references to laddish culture are unrivalled. But, don’t let this fool you, his timing is absolutely in point !

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The attention to detail!! The “house smell!”

  • @mrchristmas8840
    @mrchristmas8840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Subtitles ‘this bathroom the little box on an ounce’ 👀 instead of ‘battering the letterbox unannounced’ 😂 great work TH-cam

  • @bozieduble8541
    @bozieduble8541 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Get summat in that fryin' pan, ya fuckin' boot!"

  • @JungleNation333
    @JungleNation333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "You're on thin ice Mr Cassidy you old bastar'"
    One of the funniest monologues ever spoken

    • @traceys8065
      @traceys8065 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was hilarious 😂

  • @coffeeguy6673
    @coffeeguy6673 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Brilliant this, watched it so many times and still laugh every time, HOOSE RICE !! Cheers Kev, top notch !

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This isnt a family, this is a cult.
    This is all so true!!

    • @jordoncampbell5118
      @jordoncampbell5118 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They sound like right cults.

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I need outta here!

    • @davidfairweather3301
      @davidfairweather3301 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kingmortzI used to hate sleepovers 😂😂😂

  • @SotonSam
    @SotonSam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kevin is an absolute legend

  • @topsecret6995
    @topsecret6995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Absolute perfect comedy - HOOSE RICE - will send my son round his mates house very soon!!

  • @SapphireWolf25
    @SapphireWolf25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I got laughed at college by my best friend because in my house we called the remote, telly buttons.... 13 years later and she still laughs.

    • @icedragon9988
      @icedragon9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hook the Da! No family can survive a hook to the Da. Lol.

    • @savinggift158
      @savinggift158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Telly buttons 👍👍

    • @shelleyphilcox4743
      @shelleyphilcox4743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Telly buttons or just THE buttons in our house :D

    • @dylanrafala9060
      @dylanrafala9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm laughing at you now😂😂

    • @Pureblood32
      @Pureblood32 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the remote

  • @bookl0ver
    @bookl0ver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Fucking top tier. Goal is to see him live one day.

  • @firstaddz8100
    @firstaddz8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best comedian in Britain and has been for many years now.
    I'm English with Scottish family and everthing this bloke does is brilliantly accurate and hilarious.

  • @SharonStott-m9o
    @SharonStott-m9o หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was the funniest I've seen Kevin Bridges! Brilliant,I think he's the best comedian in Great Britain! ❤

  • @roamey
    @roamey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Going to see him tomorrow in Dublin. He’s one of the funniest comedians of all time.

  • @EnglishMike
    @EnglishMike ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I once spent the weekend with my best friend's family at their holiday home two hours of twists and turns west of Glasgow. His dad, who had driven the route many time before, threw the car round the corners so much that the first thing I did when we arrived was open the car door and vomit all over their drive. Good start!
    I actually don't remember too much about the rest of the weekend (it was a very long time ago), but his mum did try to ply me with porridge for breakfast made with water and added salt (the "true" Scottish way). That didn't go down well -- actually it didn't go down at all, after one taste. Never did get invited back again...

  • @eclap78
    @eclap78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolutely outstanding, I'm a massive fan of Kevin Bridges, have been for over 10 years now. I can watch your stand up over and over pal and it never gets old. Never change, you and Frankie Boyle are the best!

  • @1TheWhiteKnight1
    @1TheWhiteKnight1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Best comedian in years

  • @BudgieFan101
    @BudgieFan101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" ROTFL

  • @susangratwick5327
    @susangratwick5327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am not Scottish, yet am totally in thrall, addicted to Kevin Bridges. He is really brilliant, I can 'see' those situations, and laugh out loud to my stomach.

  • @andrekruse3727
    @andrekruse3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've been waiting for you to upload this for months!

  • @digsumdirt
    @digsumdirt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hoose Rice ftw never get tired of this bit, top level comedy & timing ♥

  • @whodearmedearnodear
    @whodearmedearnodear 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hey Kevsta. I always come back to this for a laugh and a distraction from the fact they both my parents have passed. So thanks for the laughs. You fcuking funny❤❤

  • @chegschannel6116
    @chegschannel6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Fuckin hook the da kev"🤣🤣

  • @Tom-ws2zx
    @Tom-ws2zx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just literally watched The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and this scene literally came to my head straightaway 🤣🤣

  • @petervanderbeek6077
    @petervanderbeek6077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lived in Paisley, Lochwinnoch and Saltcoats...How i miss the Scottisch..FF-ing Brilliant! Greetings from The Netherlands

  • @shaniroffey19
    @shaniroffey19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That man is a legend and so talented he cracks me up everything what a scream xx

  • @stevioc3592
    @stevioc3592 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crazy how relatable this video was i went round to the mates for what i thought was a sunday roast and it was a freybentos pie and veg i literally forced it down me wanting to be sick, i remember having a bite then swallow my drink to force it down it was fucking vile, then at the end of the night my mate said he would make me up the most compfy sleeping set up ever, and it was just a old duvet with no bed sheet on and a bean bag for a pillow and i was laying there on his rock hard carpet floor breathing in the family smell and the exact same thing with the clock ticking in the bedroom thinking exactly the same get me the fuck home

  • @cianoaichir2725
    @cianoaichir2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All the house rice's laughing at you 😂😂🇮🇪

  • @cheapy2006
    @cheapy2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    'Who? Hoose Rice?!?'
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aylith663320
    @aylith663320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    What kind of psycho has house rice with a takeaway? They should be locked up.

    • @jbx5411
      @jbx5411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was talking to this girl once and we ordered Chinese, she tried to say we didn’t need the rice and we could just boil some, yeah long story short among other things, that girl is gone..

    • @dylanrafala9060
      @dylanrafala9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cassidy's do

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jbx5411 aye that’s a deal breaker mate! You want it all fried with the wee bits of egg here n there! The fattier n greasier the better

  • @franciscahill2026
    @franciscahill2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nothing on in the morning Kevin it’s a Saturday morning and your f’ing10 years old pal - no plans

  • @louisbudinger6581
    @louisbudinger6581 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No family recovers from a jab to the dad 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Welshwarrior85
    @Welshwarrior85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is something that everyone brought up in the 80s and 90s can relate to 😂

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aye & you know he didn’t call it a Chinese lol! “Where’s awe the yella Shiite” lol. He’s brilliant

    • @aaronmorrison8050
      @aaronmorrison8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell I was raised in the 2000s and I relate to it.

    • @sallypenhalli
      @sallypenhalli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was raised in the sixties and I relate to it. At breakfast they put hot milk and hot butter (wtf) on their cornflakes. I asked for the sugar and was met with a stoney faced stare. When my dad came to pick me up I waited in the car whilst he made polite conversation.

    • @TheFinishedArticle
      @TheFinishedArticle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sallypenhalli if you asked for sugar on cornflakes in my house you’d get looked at like you had steaming turds hanging out your mouth too. Disgusting.

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sallypenhalli my sister used to put hot milk in her weetabix n stuck her tongue out at me awe mushy it still gives me the boak 🤢

  • @lyndsaycrawford
    @lyndsaycrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Where’s awe the yella shite” brilliant! Hoose rice

  • @joshuahall208
    @joshuahall208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best sketches of all time !!

  • @bobsbrain397
    @bobsbrain397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Been down with the flu this past couple days, this clip gave me a much needed teary-eyed laugh, cheers for uploading

    • @markrooney537
      @markrooney537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Didn't think people caught the flu anymore

    • @johnnewton8334
      @johnnewton8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope you feel better!

  • @ViolenceMilk
    @ViolenceMilk ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Two days ago, I ordered Indian take away, and forgot to order the rice, so I had to make my own to go with it. And this was all I could think about! "I can't believe I'm having house rice!" 😩😂

    • @iamurdad77
      @iamurdad77 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Did ye Aye!

    • @davedoogan6650
      @davedoogan6650 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@crw45able You spelt Wrang Wrang

  • @giselleross2098
    @giselleross2098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1 of my favourite Kev I N sketches, so many good lines but to finish with get something in that frying pan ya boot is genius 😂😂

  • @DJimmenze
    @DJimmenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The accuracy is incredible 😂

  • @waterfordgeezer
    @waterfordgeezer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    houserice!

  • @whodearmedearnodear
    @whodearmedearnodear 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Must be an amazing feeling making all those people laugh. I'm sire it's a feeling Kev will never get sick of. He was born to do stand up, he's so talented.❤❤

  • @anthonyfalconer1424
    @anthonyfalconer1424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch all comedians worth their salt. This might be the greatest skit of all time. So relatable haha

  • @genokemp2433
    @genokemp2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bloody brilliant 🤣

  • @jesse9038
    @jesse9038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    probably the funniest bit from any comedian ive ever seen

  • @trolltothebank
    @trolltothebank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol I’ve been waiting for this clip for months.

  • @leeyoung9469
    @leeyoung9469 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @markmcgowan7340
    @markmcgowan7340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favorite sketches.. Thank you

  • @Miobambino
    @Miobambino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The doofer! That’s automatically understood that that’s the remote control. In my family everyone knows what the “Doofer” is 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same in Cardiff 😂 wonder where that started

    • @ck1643
      @ck1643 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Belfast 😂

    • @MrJacobThrall
      @MrJacobThrall ปีที่แล้ว

      I know "doofer" as a generic "thingummy" word - so yeah, it's the remote, but, depending on context, it could also be a screwdriver, ladle, sewing-machine bobbin, unnamed bracket clip thing for holding a van door open, etc, etc, etc...

  • @TCR_Slappa
    @TCR_Slappa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So bloody good mate, love it

  • @JasonBellrealestate
    @JasonBellrealestate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Keep 'em coming Kev

  • @bravenew1934
    @bravenew1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I too always thought when ordering takeout that it “made more sense” or something to boil some rice already in the house than to order in a tray or two for several times the price and no joke ever since seeing this whenever ordering takeout I haven’t dared boil a single pot since, even at the considerable risk of not having enough rice.
    There’s just too great a stigma now.

    • @Calcearius
      @Calcearius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're still a hoose rice, too late to change now hoose rice ;)

    • @mojorisen7812
      @mojorisen7812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wee hoose rice. Mud sticks kid lol.

    • @bravenew1934
      @bravenew1934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are likely far more hoose rices out there than one might think.
      We are legion and one day we will rise again and take our rightful place. In all likelihood, at some point midway between the Bridges’ and the Cassidys’ residence ✊ 🍚 🚩

    • @Hugh.G.Rectionx
      @Hugh.G.Rectionx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bravenew1934 aye sure you will hoose rice

  • @B33FY2011
    @B33FY2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would love to get tickets to see Kevin Bridges. He's one of, if not the funniest comedian's in Britain at the minute. My life goal to see him live.

  • @Hendo9
    @Hendo9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still makes me laugh to this day. Cannot wait for the new tour! Roll on next October.

  • @mirandachristina3412
    @mirandachristina3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is Brilliant! Lots of fun to watch👍

  • @delanodegenie6970
    @delanodegenie6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm sorry but this guy is second to only Peter Kay when it comes to telling stories about childhood... Absolutely brilliant!

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apology accepted as you're talking pure shite

  • @zel3996
    @zel3996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is entirely why I will have a code phrase that signifies that my kid(s) don’t want to stay over or stay somewhere any longer
    It’ll be something simple like “have you fed the dog yet”

  • @lillyanderson753
    @lillyanderson753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My first sleepover was at my Nigerian friend’s house... my parents’ motto might have been ‘sure ya won’t die’ but after seeing what was on the other end of the spectrum I found myself feeling quite grateful for their style of parenting

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you 'go black'?

    • @mojorisen7812
      @mojorisen7812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@randyschwaggins Well it's been 2 weeks and she hasn't came back so that kinda speaks for itself.

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mojorisen7812 she DMd me mate

  • @micheleturley8758
    @micheleturley8758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genius; genius; genius

  • @thefamilycat86
    @thefamilycat86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His delivery is fantastic!

  • @spazkong
    @spazkong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Totally got me with this. We've all been there at some point!

  • @TwinkyJo84
    @TwinkyJo84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂😂the best comedian ever!! I’m peeing myself 😂😂😂

  • @allyson1691
    @allyson1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @UTVilla
    @UTVilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So spot on 😂😂😂

  • @benjohnson9930
    @benjohnson9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Houserice 😂😂

  • @THINKincessantly
    @THINKincessantly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Howdy from Texas brothers and sisters 🩸
    Couldn’t understand half o what he said a few days ago😆 but after a 12hr binge he comes in loud n clear! My man has hilarious material & his timing n delivery are perfect...You can tell KB is a good dude too, the way he connects with his audience makes ya feel good! Thats not the case with all comedians, but when a comic has that extra gear and connects with the crowd it makes his stuff that much funnier...Helluva stage presence. I hope he rakes it in 💰 lookin forward to this chaps ascension! Long and good health to Mr.Kevin Bridges!

  • @Calcearius
    @Calcearius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm Scottish and the same age as Kevin and this brings back so many memories of my childhood lol

  • @Miobambino
    @Miobambino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG! Not Scottish, but close. Northumberland. You’re hilarious! I understand every word. Gan yam!!!! I love you changed it to home for the audience 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

  • @bry_outside5081
    @bry_outside5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    absolutely howling at this. Not least because I am hooserice. Mam always cooked basmati at home if we had takeaway. God only knows what pals coming to stay would have said to their parents about my gaff hahahaaha

    • @ahmedashour8177
      @ahmedashour8177 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May be you were the HUSRICES

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      basmati is a great rice, i don't blame you.

  • @pinverarity
    @pinverarity 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m getting older, probably no more than ~25 years left to go, but I’ll be damned if I go before I have a chance to call _somebody_ “wee hoose rice.” Biding my time, waiting for the perfect moment.

  • @marlenemorgenstern7288
    @marlenemorgenstern7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of his videos have closed captioning. Others don’t. Either way, whether I understand everything or not, I end up laughing so hard my stomach hurts!! His experiences, told with that accent, makes everything funnier!