My respects to the guy who was aiming at Rift for one hour, nineteen minutes and twenty-six seconds without his arm getting tired. That's professionalism
@@keraunos8584 I love how the cartoon characters before plummeting down to the ground they have to check if there is a floor by doing the feet thing lol
You know, a few days ago, when you and I were talking on the phone and you said "It's not like anyone broke into my home and is pointing a gun at me," I found that odd. But then you said you had to go check on the thing with the freezer cabinet stove, so I figured you were just busy. We should develop a code word for this kind of thing.
I read the title and assumed YOU’D be holding US at gunpoint, not the other way around But the fact that at the beginning you see someone holding a gun pointed at you and just put up your finger like “Yeah just a second” is indeed an ER move
The whole gag with „giving the gun back” is absolutely splentastic; it’s as if the person held at gunpoint was enjoying it and therefore refusing to deescalate the situation. Doctor House kinda did this once. Love your humor; never change!
Three stooges did that too. Moe(to bady guy aiming gun at them) : Can i borrow that? (take gun and hits larry or curly after they say horrible pun then gives the gun back to bad guy) Here ya go. Thanks!
@@allavlad4353 *proceeds to kidnap your entire family, eat their souls, and run over 87 children in a 25 mph school zone. After that we rob 5 banks get into a police shootout and steal a boat to the pacific islands*
I was very gently falling asleep and woke up with "You are just the sweetest, cutest little home invader." and I couldn't contain my laughter. This whole video is just so fun to watch, it's weirdly cozy and comfortable
My personal headcanon is that the guy is literally just here to have a nerf battle and is just politely waiting to give him his own gun so they can duke it out
@@formeitsthemcdoublewithcheese The like and dislike buttons are actually the same icon, but just rotated 180 degrees, making them the same hand. The question is which hand? 🤔
I’d be asleep on the ride there noo way that’s too early for asmr for me as I’m someone who uses it to wind down and put myself to sleep at night 😂 I go into work at 7 and can’t do asmr but I’ve tired it during the end of my shift since all I do is operate a machine. So we get to wear earbuds and I like to smoke 🍃 on my break so after lunch I just let the machine do it’s thing and watch it while I listen to music or sometimes asmr
Uncle ER saying "The oh shit" and the fact ASMR at Gunpoint features a nerf strap was the best most hilarious introduction to any and all his videos all year this whole video was not only relaxing but entertaining made my 2023 keep up the splentastic work! 😂😂😂
I don't know what's more impressive here, the fact that he's got my character holding/aiming the gun with only my left hand, or that I'm holding it up for over an hour without dropping it once.
this man has the most creative ideas i've ever seen, i thought the entire video about pebbles was creative but here he surprises me again. very well done my good sir. very well done.
I feel like he was looking at his realistic replica firearms, and then looked at one of his sons toy nerf guns and thought "hah. This would he funnier." And took his kids gun lol
Thank you for all the content you put our for us. This really does help me fall asleep. Out of all the inconsistenties in my life, you are here still putting out great content for years. Sincerely, thank you.
I'm really amazed by how many ideas you got inside that head of yours. When I think you just can't come up with anything else, you bring the most original videos I've seen. You're the best ASMRtist there is.
Top many whispers and tingles I couldn't resist, so this is how I fell asleep. Bro i fell asleep at 20/40 minutes, not even an hour, this shows your professionality in ASMR! 🤜👍
I’m half convinced Rift’s time will come before he runs out of ideas, and even then, he’ll probably still be creating in that great big Arkham Sanitarium in the Sky.
You thought you could exploit my need for tingles and get away with it? I was reasonable before willing to work with you before but now? I'm takeing them by force!
"Ohhh shitt" That's the most.... softest way I haver ever heard anyone say it. Like he legit created the most inoffensive way to softly say it and not sound bad. That's is proffesional acting right there.
I appreciate the comment in the description about not using the model AK-47 for those various reasons that I don't need to specify in this space. It's bummer to have to consider that, and at the same time I respect making the simple choice to swap it and keep life slightly simpler and potentially less stressful for folks. Adds a unique thing to the video that people like and doesn't detract from the concept itself. I might be overanalyzing, but I want to give credit to you that you didn't let those various reasons destroy a creative concept that sprouted last year. Hell yeah.
Always loved natural asmr that doesnt look forced in any way
ER is so good he looks natural while acting forced 💀
@Inventor_of_sex by a nerf gun 🔫
@Inventor_of_sex how much money have you made off your invention?
This ASMR was on point.....Gun Point
@@itz_ghost4506 Oh yeah? They aren’t threatening huh?
Automatic Nerf Gun With Mega Darts
The person holding the weapon is actually really nice. He was very patient and let ER take his time.
And his hand
@@theinternetlawyer7126and his gun
and his EaR
That’s not a real person holding the gun that’s fake
@@-KMzzz-cheers mate
My respects to the guy who was aiming at Rift for one hour, nineteen minutes and twenty-six seconds without his arm getting tired. That's professionalism
Pretty sure it was Barry.
@@RustyGamesMC maybe
He had a hand at 14:50 though so he got a chance to rest a bit
He even sacrificed his hand for the cause. True legend.
@@SatoruJesusIII that's right
Mad respect for the cameraman handling the pain in silence when his hand was severed from him
Fr
I can’t believe we’d hold up uncle ER like this. Such a betrayal after his years of relaxing content
Madone. How much betrayal can er take?
It's tragic, but we got hooked on the tingles and now we're jonesing for some badly enough to do this
Ahem, "Et tu brute" probably screwed that up but whatever, happy little accidents ig.
How many times has he removed our brain??? Idk if I call this betrayal 😤😤
Business as usual
I’m convinced ER automatically spawns in a table filled with random objects whenever he enters a room.
Inventory space for a level 65 warlock is very deep
SCP-964: The Table Room
I love how this man walked into a room, spent 30 seconds on the phone, and only *then* did he realize there was a gun 2 feet from his face.
He has his priorities straight
its like the cartoon character that realizes hes in danger only after seeing the 500 ft cliff drop below his feet
@@keraunos8584 true
@@keraunos8584 I love how the cartoon characters before plummeting down to the ground they have to check if there is a floor by doing the feet thing lol
@@smoketastic4158 In Looney tunes, gravity only exists when the characters look down 😂
Uncle E: "Do you mind if I take a look at the gun?"
Also Uncle E: *Proceeds to take the entire hand along with it*
Well he did disarm us but was kind enough to return it
We don’t want any trouble. Give us the tingles we know you got em. 🔫
😂
Beat me to it
@@TheRealCantaraBella 🔫 fastest thief in the east.
The squirt gun makes ut so much better.
the only time apple’s squirt gun actually works
You know, a few days ago, when you and I were talking on the phone and you said "It's not like anyone broke into my home and is pointing a gun at me," I found that odd. But then you said you had to go check on the thing with the freezer cabinet stove, so I figured you were just busy. We should develop a code word for this kind of thing.
How about Bubble? I like bubbles. Bubbles are fun.
I read the title and assumed YOU’D be holding US at gunpoint, not the other way around
But the fact that at the beginning you see someone holding a gun pointed at you and just put up your finger like “Yeah just a second” is indeed an ER move
I thought the same haha
So did I! When I saw it was the other way around I started dying of laughter 😂
Sujal
The fact that he just said one second to a total stranger getting into his house proves that it constantly happens and that hes used to it
And a trip to the ER If your lucky
i love how he acknowledges the fact that its a nerf gun but still acts afraid.
yeah. But it would be weird if he bringed a real gun to an asmr roleplay.. 💀
@@the_guy_who_couldnt_fly*brought
The casual swearing coming more naturally is great, most channels don't do it and I appreciate that you use them without going overboard
Curse words only keep their power when used sparingly and with good timing
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 beyond true
A curse word every other word is meaningless
I see swearing as a good sentence enhancer when used sparingly.
I'm so used to youtubers doing their best to not swear to appease TH-cam that it actually caught me so off guard when he actually swore lmao.
Great now I can't sleep and gotta figure out where he swears 41:03 is where I'm at I could be delulu
3:16
“Those nerf bullets hit different”
he’s not wrong, it’s like stepping on a Lego.
😂😂
Put the asmr in the bag! PUT IT IN!
I understood that reference
Tapping the bag and making mouth sounds dropping Penny's in making falling sound effects
Put the ASMR in the bag. Put the ASMR in the bag. PUT ASMR IN MY ASS, wait…
"Your facing the wrong way sir"
@@RealCosmicDarkrai oh sorry..."PUT IN IN"
Breaking into Ephemeral Rifts house and holding him at gun point was the most fun I've had all millenia! Thank you, hope to do it again soon!
The whole gag with „giving the gun back” is absolutely splentastic; it’s as if the person held at gunpoint was enjoying it and therefore refusing to deescalate the situation. Doctor House kinda did this once.
Love your humor; never change!
Three stooges did that too. Moe(to bady guy aiming gun at them) : Can i borrow that? (take gun and hits larry or curly after they say horrible pun then gives the gun back to bad guy) Here ya go. Thanks!
0:22 The “Hold on” after he notices us is funny, then after he notices us again is funny, man.
I feel terrible cause this man literally gives us all sorts of relaxation and in return we try to rob him like why😢
Coz we do a little trolling
He’s snatched our brain out of our heads too many times, it’s his turn😤
@@rym133Yeah, it's time to get ba... *Snores*
@@Svoroda a "little" trolling yeah
@@allavlad4353 *proceeds to kidnap your entire family, eat their souls, and run over 87 children in a 25 mph school zone. After that we rob 5 banks get into a police shootout and steal a boat to the pacific islands*
I was very gently falling asleep and woke up with "You are just the sweetest, cutest little home invader." and I couldn't contain my laughter.
This whole video is just so fun to watch, it's weirdly cozy and comfortable
99 likes with no comments? lemme fix that.
@@TheStrangeBurger that's lovely. I hope you are having a great day, bud
108 likes 1 comment? Lemme fix that
Those microphones are very conveniently placed for this video, very nice of them to set it up for you :)
i was thinking that too! a polite robber :))
0:43 I left something in the refidgerater...shelve.. Sink oven
My personal headcanon is that the guy is literally just here to have a nerf battle and is just politely waiting to give him his own gun so they can duke it out
shout out to the camera man for holding the "gun" for a whole hour ninteen minutes and 26 sec's
14:51 Thats a really cool gun. It even came with the hand!
holy shit! you took his hand clean off in the most calmest way!
As a left handed person, this is very appreciated!
Very cool and unique too.
Noone gives a fck
Same! Pretty sure ER is left handed too, unless the camera is flipped 😅🤣
I, as a lefty, am happy that the like button is a left hand and the dislike is a righty.
@@formeitsthemcdoublewithcheese The like and dislike buttons are actually the same icon, but just rotated 180 degrees, making them the same hand. The question is which hand? 🤔
Considering the way he’s holding the gun I don’t he is
What a creative guy let me see if his Twitter is just as creative!!!
😞
It is!!!
@@EphemeralRift yep really creative I saw it!!!! It aged like fine breast milk
Brain rot
@@EphemeralRift dk about creative i think its just racism
The fact that he had the audacity to give us the one second finger before he started
Listening to ER on the subway at 5:00 am on the way to work really makes my day and sets me up for a calming shift. I love you man 🔫 🥸
I’d be asleep on the ride there noo way that’s too early for asmr for me as I’m someone who uses it to wind down and put myself to sleep at night 😂 I go into work at 7 and can’t do asmr but I’ve tired it during the end of my shift since all I do is operate a machine. So we get to wear earbuds and I like to smoke 🍃 on my break so after lunch I just let the machine do it’s thing and watch it while I listen to music or sometimes asmr
@@JK-pe6ifI would fall asleep too
🔫 Tingles, hand it over! And make sure your hand movements will be slow and smooth, pal!
The stirring mac and cheese for 10 hours idea would be perfect!
Uncle ER saying "The oh shit" and the fact ASMR at Gunpoint features a nerf strap was the best most hilarious introduction to any and all his videos all year this whole video was not only relaxing but entertaining made my 2023 keep up the splentastic work! 😂😂😂
That, "Oooh shit..." Almost made me wake my husband up with my shaking from silent laughter.
everytime i think that ASMR will forever be limited to fast triggers and muckbangs ephemeral comes out with another insanely creative idea 😂
Idk whomst you get your "ASMR" from but that aint it.
Latte ASMR
PPOMO
GentleWhispers
RangASMR
@@NobuxD I follow all of them! i just feel that mainstream ASMR is often seen as boring and simple
Along with Rift, I enjoy Gibi, Srp, Dr Dave, Made in France, Dr. T, and Amy Kay
Try Atlas asmr, super underrated
@@GrandRezero made in France is very good. I love his cinematic visuals
The fact he examines the gun 😂😂 and the person that held it allows it 😂 ER the best and funniest
I just admire you and your work. The level of effort and acting it just blows my mind.
It's breaking my heart hearing the panik in his breath - ER I'd never put you at gunpoint 😭
*Put the tingles in the bag and no tricks!*
*THERE BETTER NOT BE BACKROUND NOISES*
YEA WHAT HE SAiD
I don't know what's more impressive here, the fact that he's got my character holding/aiming the gun with only my left hand, or that I'm holding it up for over an hour without dropping it once.
Been subscribed to you since around 2013. So 10 years now. You have came so far . Your a legend in the ASMR world. Thanks for everything man ❤
when you asked us if any rift characters needed to be nerfed this isn't what i had in mind
This is life saving, I'm currently watching this video being threatened at gun point hoping he falls asleep on this.
If rift shaved his beard he'd look like John wick's brother which is pretty cool
Your work is the proof that doing what you enjoy naturally brings intrinsic value into the world.
Your probably the most creative asmrtist I know
Had to stop watching bc I felt so guilty 😭 LET HIM GO HE HASNT DONE ANYTHING WRONG
Rift I appreciate how long you’ve been doing this I’ve been watching for like 5 or 6 years you’re a real one
Legends say the man holding the gun still holds it till this day…
It’s impressive how long it took Uncle E to notice the NEON green and orange revolver😂
*I forgot to turn off the cabinet*
Rift simply has the highest creativity level known to mankind..and yes, those specific nerf bullets hurt like a bitch.
14:50 *casually disembodies you hand*
John wick's father doing asmr👍🏻
"may i take your gun?" says rift before taking the armed guy's whole hand
34:34 Wow, never thought I’d get anatomy lessons from an ASMR Video before
This guys acting skills are amazing, keep up the great work, love ya ❤
Golden concept
14:49, (casually rips your hand off)
I'd like to think this is the natural escalation of when we were exploited for ASMR.
This reminds me of an old college humor skit. The ASMR hair salon robbery. That was my gateway drug into ASMR.
Asmr in the bag now!!!
i love how he took the gun, examined it, and gave it back 💀
Last week he exploited me and now he's holding me at gunpoint. This man must be stopped before he goes too far
Dont Mess with old John wick
0:35 first time hearing him swear
Should that be a surprise?
this man has the most creative ideas i've ever seen, i thought the entire video about pebbles was creative but here he surprises me again. very well done my good sir. very well done.
Uncle E, your video ideas are just amazing. Love the videos keep going❤
How dare you have the audacity to compliment him after threatening his life you monster >:0
14:49 blud took his whole hand 💀💀
0:22 🙂☝️
Imagine a fan actually doing this. Hilarious, terrifying and absolutely understandable.
he would'nt be listening to uncle ER's whispers tho
@@RandomEphemeral bro
mac and cheese asmr is surprisingly based but the only downside is that it reminds me of her
That dudes hand must hurt for having to stay like that for 1 hour
14:50
I feel like he was looking at his realistic replica firearms, and then looked at one of his sons toy nerf guns and thought "hah. This would he funnier." And took his kids gun lol
Thank you for all the content you put our for us. This really does help me fall asleep. Out of all the inconsistenties in my life, you are here still putting out great content for years. Sincerely, thank you.
Bro ER is actually kinda good at acting that opening scene was great the breathing was really a highlight
the way he just takes the whole hand not just the gun the entire hand killed me
I'm really amazed by how many ideas you got inside that head of yours. When I think you just can't come up with anything else, you bring the most original videos I've seen. You're the best ASMRtist there is.
Finally a sequel to late night ASMR
Me: tries to sleep
Also me: *stares at the gun to see if it’s moving slightly or stationary*
if i did asmr, this is the type of videos i would upload, who knows maybe were related
Top many whispers and tingles I couldn't resist, so this is how I fell asleep.
Bro i fell asleep at 20/40 minutes, not even an hour, this shows your professionality in ASMR! 🤜👍
4:51 Worth less than $50, I do the maths while you keep bringing my tingles 😂
I’m half convinced Rift’s time will come before he runs out of ideas, and even then, he’ll probably still be creating in that great big Arkham Sanitarium in the Sky.
14:51 Did this guy seriously just pull this person's hand off
You thought you could exploit my need for tingles and get away with it? I was reasonable before willing to work with you before but now? I'm takeing them by force!
I see we retaliated to being exploited a little bit too excessively
“Talk it over a little bit. Oh shit” bars absolute bars
just when I think he can't get more off the walls, he goes and pulls something insane like this...
"Ohhh shitt" That's the most.... softest way I haver ever heard anyone say it. Like he legit created the most inoffensive way to softly say it and not sound bad. That's is proffesional acting right there.
I appreciate the comment in the description about not using the model AK-47 for those various reasons that I don't need to specify in this space. It's bummer to have to consider that, and at the same time I respect making the simple choice to swap it and keep life slightly simpler and potentially less stressful for folks. Adds a unique thing to the video that people like and doesn't detract from the concept itself. I might be overanalyzing, but I want to give credit to you that you didn't let those various reasons destroy a creative concept that sprouted last year. Hell yeah.
I hate when I forget to turn off my refrigerator stove and close my freezer cabinets
Would you say it’s a… *handgun…*
You turned the idea into reality! Loved the video man! The nerf gun was a good choice, really set the tone for the video lol. Stay whacky Mr. Rift.
threatening someone’s life always was relaxing
I like how he just rips his hand off and puts it back like it's no problem
GIVE US THE **** TINGLES, GIVE US THE TINGLES!
This happens when you try to exploit me Rift, don't ever mess with me again, or you'll learn that this gun is not a toy.
I remember this was a funny joke, but I no longer remember the context lmao
And this comment makes me feel like a creep wtf 😭
Watching uncle E swear for the first time in a full length video is like watching your middle school teacher swear in front of the class
It’s sad it had to come to this Rift, but you forced our hand