the other day he was waiting outside my door at 3 am for approximately 7 hours. then, the day after, the same time I saw my windows cracked, so I fixed them and duolingo smashed them the next day and got me into my sleep. terrible situation don't ask me, had to go the basement to spend the rest of the night until i called someone to imprison him
“Uh oh, that word is wrong, my katana is sure long, there go your legs and each arm, looks like your not gonna be so charm. Second change may be lucky,but if you get this chance wrong……It’s gonna be bloody……”-Duolingo’s speech to the world
Me: I uh... speak fluent English, British, Canadian, Australian and American Duolingo: They're all English Me: I uh... I also speak fluent... gibberish jijeinienviwnfisgniwefnibgif
Wait... I missed my lesson yesterday and it's literally 2:59 right now... I have one minute Ok it's 3am now... there's a knock at my door... maybe it's the pizza guy? I did order pizza a couple hours ago... **opens the door** AAAAAAAHHH **di3s** Spoiler alert: It wasn't the pizza guy💀
I got a duolingo ad on this. I feel like duolingo sees me is just like: "REMEMBER THAT U WANTED TO LEARN JAPANESE BUT DELETED ME? Japanese or broken knees."
If sans was duolingo. Frisk:did not finish there Spanish lesson. Sanslingo:NOW BEG FOR YOU’ER LIFE IN SPANISH!!!!!!CUZ YOU’ER GONNA HAVE A B&$#Y TIME!!!🤬🤬🤬
Duolingo notification : You missed your french lesson! You know what happens now.... Second Notification : An intruder has been detected in your area. It is currently approaching your home.
guyss... a new duolingo video is coming out soon, but its a little different this time 👀
"Spanish or vanish"
"Russian or concussion"
"Finnish or be finished"
"Japanese or broken knees"
"French or ur arm is wrenched"
Facts
Ukranian or destroyed
Korean Or Be Deceased
@Duolingo OM-
@Duolingo PLS GIVE ME BACK MY FAMILY I DIDN'T BREAK MY STREAK FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS
@Duolingo Английский или нет жизни
Now the company just accepts he's insane.
Edit: guys this was just a dumb comment. Also duo is a boy.
he is the company
@@badgermcbadger1968 **dun dun dunn*
Isnt duolingo a she?
Yes
@@Jinxer. no
"you broke your streak,i broke your legs" - Duolingo i think -
edit: you guys keep saying its "legs" not "neck" so here,also thanks for the likes lol.
Your WRONG im here just hear my lines th-cam.com/video/M0Ncawy2LJc/w-d-xo.html
legs*
hahah
ACCURATE
Now says this in spanish
“Uh oh, you ran out of hearts! I think now’s the time for your spine to be broken apart.”
-Duolingo
I have infinite hearts
That's a bit dark
Dayum
WAiT doNT gO 🥺
Anyways duolingo dosen’t scares me because I speak Spanish and french
“It’s simple, Spanish or vanish.”
-Duolingo
"Japanese or broken knees!"
-Duolingo
@@kikrbofan2031 Japanese or i destroy your pants (bruh...)
@@kikrbofan2031 NIKO NIKO KNEECAPS-
@@kikrbofan2031 "italian or yourfamilygon"
Vanish pls :)
Ok I’m not even kidding
I have duolingo yes and I clicked on this and it IMMEDIATELY turned 3 am for me what the actually heck?
it means duolingo boutta get ur address
Good luck in that timeline mate
He knows where you are, Eden.
Oh no no he isnt responding he is dead 💀
lol
“Lost your French streak? Beg for your life in French and survive the wrench!”
-Duolingo maybe
i do french...
golden monkey
Anyway my streak has been better than ever I haven't missed a single day yet
Haha sameee
Same
@@fyrecist lol
Me too
@@fyrecist I need help. I missed my Spanish lesson. *Knock knock* OH SHIT
Duolingo:u better beg for your life in spanish
Person:but my lesson is Fra-
Duolingo:i don't care
cringe
@@FolderClan can agree that this comment is clown at the max
i cant stop laughing 😅
I honestly respect Duolingo for seeing this psychopathic light we’ve put them in, and just go with it.
oh come one! Duolingo is not finding you in real life.
@@makiko4471of course not. It already has
@@maquert1678 good news lads! I have completed a 100 day streak, and It out of the gulag!
Duolingo be like: HOLA BISH
the other day he was waiting outside my door at 3 am for approximately 7 hours. then, the day after, the same time I saw my windows cracked, so I fixed them and duolingo smashed them the next day and got me into my sleep. terrible situation don't ask me, had to go the basement to spend the rest of the night until i called someone to imprison him
ISTHAT RUE
@@michellemarcial5757 no, that's not true. These scary Duolingo stories are just trying to creep you out. There's no way I'm falling for that.
@@ethanjoseph3422 bro ofc it's not real, we are just joking
fr aint real? glad bro i am 9 and i just want to search for roblox stands awakening this comes cause i cant find a good tier list
There’s psychopaths in Duolingo HQ I swear
Oh****
32 likes over a fact WoW
duoling after i missed a japnese class:
お前はもう死んでいる
me:
何！？
ほほ❗向かってくるのか , このバカ に 地かずいて くるのか。
i dont know japnese but i somehow understood the words
Translate: you’ve already dead
Insert red glowing eyes
*NANI!?*
"Pierde tu racha. perder a tu familia." -Duolingo
"Pierde tu racha, te clavo una tacha"
-Duolingo
Pierde tu vida perder a l y o
"Pierde tu racha de español, pierde tu familia."
Duolingo
*EAF*
IAF
You break your streak, I break your legs
- Duo, 2018
"Hola bish"
LOL
it's like: hello b!tch
Ik XD
"You brok your 11 day streak i guess only 11 hours of oxygen today"
-Duolingo
0:47 Time to break my streak of 1,000,000,000 days now I guess
I am learning with Duolingo they have these ice things that allow you to miss a day so I take 20 min and I get like 40 of em
imagine getting a reminder at 3 am and duolingo appears outside your window standing there until you wake up
“Uh oh, that word is wrong, my katana is sure long, there go your legs and each arm, looks like your not gonna be so charm. Second change may be lucky,but if you get this chance wrong……It’s gonna be bloody……”-Duolingo’s speech to the world
“hola bish” Cracked me up 🤣
This is why I never miss my Japanese lessons 💀
This video is the reason I'm doing all my Spanish lessons 😭
It’s 3am.
Where is doulingo, huh?
1:34 " So your broke your Spanish streak? Do your lesson all over again or you might just *vanish.* "
Me: I uh... speak fluent English, British, Canadian, Australian and American
Duolingo: They're all English
Me: I uh... I also speak fluent... gibberish jijeinienviwnfisgniwefnibgif
hahaa
@@fyrecist uhsjcdibviwwrgdvwi (Just proving I can speak fluent gibberish😅)
good because duolingo is always watching...
Duolingo beg for your life in Spanish
Yes.
LOL, just got a Duolingo ad before this.
I got a duolingo ad before this.
Wait... I missed my lesson yesterday and it's literally 2:59 right now... I have one minute
Ok it's 3am now... there's a knock at my door... maybe it's the pizza guy? I did order pizza a couple hours ago...
**opens the door** AAAAAAAHHH **di3s**
Spoiler alert: It wasn't the pizza guy💀
@havefunwithsophia7935 Me.
@havefunwithsophia7935 Oh yea right I forgot
I don't want to download!
Good idea
What's even funnier is that i got a duolingo ad after clicking this video
I got a duolingo ad on this. I feel like duolingo sees me is just like:
"REMEMBER THAT U WANTED TO LEARN JAPANESE BUT DELETED ME? Japanese or broken knees."
I haven't done my french lessons for a month and duo is coming what do i do-
you leave earth
@@funnichristmastree9729 yeah you leave earth 🌎🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@@Ilovestrawberieyes it is final message before u go away and be in space
yas
*Volo's theme starts playing* DO THE LESSON AS FAST AS U CAN PLEASE-
What am
what
"'A.M" stands for "after midnight" I think it's also typed as "am"
@@AmericaSucksBalls Oh thanks that helps
@@BahamianMotorWorker no problem :D
Duolingo just steal my whole life and she picked me in the hotel and duolingo says "Hey flop gimme some @$$" 💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀
I got a duolingo ad before the vid started LMAO
i got a notification that my notifs arent working so duolingo is “gonna stop sending them for now.” its 2:52am
So adorable I wish that that I really wanna see the Duolingo plushy here at advance appointment. I’ll give him a hug.
The fact that I got a Duolingo ad scares me...
Right when I clicked in the video an Duolingo ad popped up and I'm scared af.
“Oh no! You lost your Japanese streak for 1537349 days. I hope your family can survive the rays!” -doulingo
Dude I got an ad and it was literally the duolingo one 👁👄👁
This reminded me to take my duolingo lesson lol
I got a duo ad on the start.... i forgor my english lesson 2 months ago
I am grateful this was on my recommend. Thank you for reminding me im in the demotion zone and I need to do my daily lesson.
the strangest sentence i’ve gotten so far on Duolingo:
German: Wasser und brot, bitte!
English: Water and bread, please!
Me when forgot doulingo’s nofications for 2 days
“1 minute until you die I’ll break you apart”
-doulingo
Me: *in class*
Phone: *buzzez*
Teacher: what was that?!
Duolingo: *silently walks into class*
Me:entering the video
Duolingo Ad:imma end this man career
if it wasn't for this video, i wouldve forgotten my german lesson, danke
while me: opens video
ad:DUOLINGO💀
ohh thats why i hear footsteps at night!
my mom has duolingo!!!
If sans was duolingo. Frisk:did not finish there Spanish lesson. Sanslingo:NOW BEG FOR YOU’ER LIFE IN SPANISH!!!!!!CUZ YOU’ER GONNA
HAVE A B&$#Y TIME!!!🤬🤬🤬
imagine walking throu the streets and scaring people with this coustume xD
Duolingo notification : You missed your french lesson! You know what happens now....
Second Notification : An intruder has been detected in your area. It is currently approaching your home.
Jeez that feature actually seems kinda stalkerish but it’s kinda cool
”You Broke Your 11 Day Streak I Guess Only 11 Hours If Oxygen Today“💀
BRO I ENTER THIS VIDEO AND I SEE A DUOLINGO AD
nah don't worry he just spying me 💀👍
"I'm coming for you."
Spy, Team Fortress 2.
I clicked on this video and immediately got an add for duolingo 🤣😂🤣
“You missed your Russia lesson time for your concussion”
It’s simple: Spanish or Vanish, French or the Trench, Japanese or Broken Knees, and Korean or never be seen. - Duolingo
*_Screetching Despacito's lyrics at 3am while waiting for Duolingo_*
I literally got a Duolingo commercial before warching this lol!
I GOT A DUOLINGO AD WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO
I have a streak of 156 days, duolingo push has really made me not miss a single of day of my French lessons! J’aime duolingo. 😅🔫🐤
I got duolingo ad while watching this video.
I love these literal duo memes, one of these are my fucking fav. Make more>:]
jokes on duolingo, i don’t have it downloaded so technically i can never break a streak of nothing
my bro I just got an ad for Duolingo while watching this
I got a Duolingo ad before the video even started 💀
"Its simple spanish or vanish. Japanese or lose your knees. Czech or goodbye"
I got an ad for duolingo before this and it freaked out
POV: Duolingo ad pops up instantly
“Haha It’s simple Spanish or vanish :)”
- Duolingo
0:33 you mean duo steals your family and locks them up for eternity?
I’m astonished that you have to pay money for a bird to follow you around telling you to do your Spanish lessons-
I just got a Duolingo ad when watching it
Duolingo: had you learned Spanish today
Me: si
Duolingo: what did it cost?
Me: mi familia
I literally got an ad for duolingo when i clicked the video
Fans: hahahahah funny owl
Next update: duolingo wants to know your location
Fans: wait what
I just found this on recommendations! creepy and funny lol
“French or turn into a bench”
- Me 2022
You confuse me
It's a good thing that it's fun for me .... Well now you have to do it. . . you better do your lessons ...
Bro a duolingo ad appeared right before I watched this
me: Teacher, should i get in trouble because of i didnt do?
Duolingo: No?
me: Good, because i didnt do my homework
Duolingo: *hits me with a ruler*
Duolingo pushes you off a cliff if you don’t do your lessons
I got a duolingo ad at the start of the video .
I got a duolingo ad when watching this
when I start watching this vid I just got an Duolingo ad
POV:
Your parents took away your phone for one day but you have Duolingo on it then you lost your streak
I like how i got an Duolingo ad when i see this
I GOT DUOLINGO AD AFTER PRESSING THIS VIDEO
Ayo i got a duolingo ad before watching this 💀
--Duolingo is watching your every move...
i got a duolingo ad on this video
"You broke your 11 streak i guess only 11 hours of oxygen today"