the other day he was waiting outside my door at 3 am for approximately 7 hours. then, the day after, the same time I saw my windows cracked, so I fixed them and duolingo smashed them the next day and got me into my sleep. terrible situation don't ask me, had to go the basement to spend the rest of the night until i called someone to imprison him
“Uh oh, that word is wrong, my katana is sure long, there go your legs and each arm, looks like your not gonna be so charm. Second change may be lucky,but if you get this chance wrong……It’s gonna be bloody……”-Duolingo’s speech to the world
Me: I uh... speak fluent English, British, Canadian, Australian and American Duolingo: They're all English Me: I uh... I also speak fluent... gibberish jijeinienviwnfisgniwefnibgif
Wait... I missed my lesson yesterday and it's literally 2:59 right now... I have one minute Ok it's 3am now... there's a knock at my door... maybe it's the pizza guy? I did order pizza a couple hours ago... **opens the door** AAAAAAAHHH **di3s** Spoiler alert: It wasn't the pizza guy💀
I got a duolingo ad on this. I feel like duolingo sees me is just like: "REMEMBER THAT U WANTED TO LEARN JAPANESE BUT DELETED ME? Japanese or broken knees."
Duolingo notification : You missed your french lesson! You know what happens now.... Second Notification : An intruder has been detected in your area. It is currently approaching your home.
“you broke your 11 day streak i guess only 11 hours oxygen” “you better beg your life in spanish” “hola bish” “you broke your streak i break ur legs” “ever heard abt social distancing”
guyss... a new duolingo video is coming out soon, but its a little different this time 👀
"Spanish or vanish"
"Russian or concussion"
"Finnish or be finished"
"Japanese or broken knees"
"French or ur arm is wrenched"
Facts
Ukranian or destroyed
Korean Or Be Deceased
@Duolingo OM-
@Duolingo PLS GIVE ME BACK MY FAMILY I DIDN'T BREAK MY STREAK FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS
@Duolingo Английский или нет жизни
“Uh oh, you ran out of hearts! I think now’s the time for your spine to be broken apart.”
-Duolingo
I have infinite hearts
That's a bit dark
Dayum
WAiT doNT gO 🥺
Anyways duolingo dosen’t scares me because I speak Spanish and french
"you broke your streak,i broke your legs" - Duolingo i think -
edit: you guys keep saying its "legs" not "neck" so here,also thanks for the likes lol.
Your WRONG im here just hear my lines th-cam.com/video/M0Ncawy2LJc/w-d-xo.html
legs*
hahah
ACCURATE
Now says this in spanish
“It’s simple, Spanish or vanish.”
-Duolingo
"Japanese or broken knees!"
-Duolingo
@@kikrbofan2031 Japanese or i destroy your pants (bruh...)
@@kikrbofan2031 NIKO NIKO KNEECAPS-
@@kikrbofan2031 "italian or yourfamilygon"
Vanish pls :)
Now the company just accepts he's insane.
Edit: guys this was just a dumb comment. Also duo is a boy.
he is the company
@@badgermcbadger1968 **dun dun dunn*
Isnt duolingo a she?
Yes
@@Jinxer. no
Ok I’m not even kidding
I have duolingo yes and I clicked on this and it IMMEDIATELY turned 3 am for me what the actually heck?
it means duolingo boutta get ur address
Good luck in that timeline mate
He knows where you are, Eden.
Oh no no he isnt responding he is dead 💀
lol
“Lost your French streak? Beg for your life in French and survive the wrench!”
-Duolingo maybe
i do french...
golden monkey
Anyway my streak has been better than ever I haven't missed a single day yet
Haha sameee
Same
@@fyrecist lol
Me too
@@fyrecist I need help. I missed my Spanish lesson. *Knock knock* OH SHIT
Duolingo be like: HOLA BISH
Duolingo:u better beg for your life in spanish
Person:but my lesson is Fra-
Duolingo:i don't care
cringe
@@FolderClan can agree that this comment is clown at the max
i cant stop laughing 😅
I honestly respect Duolingo for seeing this psychopathic light we’ve put them in, and just go with it.
oh come one! Duolingo is not finding you in real life.
@@makiko4471of course not. It already has
@@maquert1678 good news lads! I have completed a 100 day streak, and It out of the gulag!
There’s psychopaths in Duolingo HQ I swear
Oh****
32 likes over a fact WoW
the other day he was waiting outside my door at 3 am for approximately 7 hours. then, the day after, the same time I saw my windows cracked, so I fixed them and duolingo smashed them the next day and got me into my sleep. terrible situation don't ask me, had to go the basement to spend the rest of the night until i called someone to imprison him
ISTHAT RUE
@@michellemarcial5757 no, that's not true. These scary Duolingo stories are just trying to creep you out. There's no way I'm falling for that.
@@ethanjoseph3422 bro ofc it's not real, we are just joking
fr aint real? glad bro i am 9 and i just want to search for roblox stands awakening this comes cause i cant find a good tier list
duoling after i missed a japnese class:
お前はもう死んでいる
me:
何！？
ほほ❗向かってくるのか , このバカ に 地かずいて くるのか。
i dont know japnese but i somehow understood the words
Translate: you’ve already dead
Insert red glowing eyes
*NANI!?*
"Pierde tu racha. perder a tu familia." -Duolingo
"Pierde tu racha, te clavo una tacha"
-Duolingo
Pierde tu vida perder a l y o
"Pierde tu racha de español, pierde tu familia."
Duolingo
*EAF*
IAF
"Hola bish"
LOL
it's like: hello b!tch
Ik XD
You break your streak, I break your legs
- Duo, 2018
imagine getting a reminder at 3 am and duolingo appears outside your window standing there until you wake up
"You brok your 11 day streak i guess only 11 hours of oxygen today"
-Duolingo
I am learning with Duolingo they have these ice things that allow you to miss a day so I take 20 min and I get like 40 of em
“hola bish” Cracked me up 🤣
0:47 Time to break my streak of 1,000,000,000 days now I guess
I got a duolingo ad before the vid started LMAO
“Uh oh, that word is wrong, my katana is sure long, there go your legs and each arm, looks like your not gonna be so charm. Second change may be lucky,but if you get this chance wrong……It’s gonna be bloody……”-Duolingo’s speech to the world
Duolingo just steal my whole life and she picked me in the hotel and duolingo says "Hey flop gimme some @$$" 💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀
Me: I uh... speak fluent English, British, Canadian, Australian and American
Duolingo: They're all English
Me: I uh... I also speak fluent... gibberish jijeinienviwnfisgniwefnibgif
hahaa
@@fyrecist uhsjcdibviwwrgdvwi (Just proving I can speak fluent gibberish😅)
good because duolingo is always watching...
LOL, just got a Duolingo ad before this.
This is why I never miss my Japanese lessons 💀
The fact that I got a Duolingo ad scares me...
This video is the reason I'm doing all my Spanish lessons 😭
I got a duolingo ad before this.
Duolingo beg for your life in Spanish
Yes.
0:55 Hola bish 🤣🤣🤣
Wait... I missed my lesson yesterday and it's literally 2:59 right now... I have one minute
Ok it's 3am now... there's a knock at my door... maybe it's the pizza guy? I did order pizza a couple hours ago...
**opens the door** AAAAAAAHHH **di3s**
Spoiler alert: It wasn't the pizza guy💀
@havefunwithsophia7935 Me.
@havefunwithsophia7935 Oh yea right I forgot
1:34 " So your broke your Spanish streak? Do your lesson all over again or you might just *vanish.* "
I haven't done my french lessons for a month and duo is coming what do i do-
you leave earth
@@funnichristmastree9729 yeah you leave earth 🌎🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@@Ilovestrawberieyes it is final message before u go away and be in space
yas
*Volo's theme starts playing* DO THE LESSON AS FAST AS U CAN PLEASE-
So adorable I wish that that I really wanna see the Duolingo plushy here at advance appointment. I’ll give him a hug.
I don't want to download!
Good idea
I am grateful this was on my recommend. Thank you for reminding me im in the demotion zone and I need to do my daily lesson.
What am
@ ^^ Cat Earth Society (official) Oh thanks that helps
What's even funnier is that i got a duolingo ad after clicking this video
Right when I clicked in the video an Duolingo ad popped up and I'm scared af.
I got a duolingo ad on this. I feel like duolingo sees me is just like:
"REMEMBER THAT U WANTED TO LEARN JAPANESE BUT DELETED ME? Japanese or broken knees."
i got a notification that my notifs arent working so duolingo is “gonna stop sending them for now.” its 2:52am
“Oh no! You lost your Japanese streak for 1537349 days. I hope your family can survive the rays!” -doulingo
“French or turn into a bench”
- Me 2022
You confuse me
Me: *in class*
Phone: *buzzez*
Teacher: what was that?!
Duolingo: *silently walks into class*
This reminded me to take my duolingo lesson lol
Me:entering the video
Duolingo Ad:imma end this man career
Duolingo notification : You missed your french lesson! You know what happens now....
Second Notification : An intruder has been detected in your area. It is currently approaching your home.
Duolingo: had you learned Spanish today
Me: si
Duolingo: what did it cost?
Me: mi familia
I got duolingo ad while watching this video.
POV: Duolingo ad pops up instantly
*_Screetching Despacito's lyrics at 3am while waiting for Duolingo_*
me: Teacher, should i get in trouble because of i didnt do?
Duolingo: No?
me: Good, because i didnt do my homework
Duolingo: *hits me with a ruler*
Fans: hahahahah funny owl
Next update: duolingo wants to know your location
Fans: wait what
It's a good thing that it's fun for me .... Well now you have to do it. . . you better do your lessons ...
What If duolingo was like: “time for your daily ……. Lesson!” But you were busy with school
I literally got a duolingo ad before watching this. OH GOD HE
If you got a duolingo ad before this video and you feel like youre being watched
👇
I GOT A DUOLINGO AD WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO
when i clicked the video i got a duolingo ad
LOL I GOT A DUOLINGO AD WHILE TRYING YO WATCH THIS
I literally got a Duolingo commercial before warching this lol!
"I'm coming for you."
Spy, Team Fortress 2.
Me when forgot doulingo’s nofications for 2 days
“1 minute until you die I’ll break you apart”
-doulingo
when I start watching this vid I just got an Duolingo ad
"Uh oh looks like you forgot your portuguese exams again! Looks like someone is going to BRAZIL"-Duolingo
I got a duo ad on the start.... i forgor my english lesson 2 months ago
while me: opens video
ad:DUOLINGO💀
“Haha It’s simple Spanish or vanish :)”
- Duolingo
I just got a Duolingo ad when watching it
the strangest sentence i’ve gotten so far on Duolingo:
German: Wasser und brot, bitte!
English: Water and bread, please!
if it wasn't for this video, i wouldve forgotten my german lesson, danke
“you broke your 11 day streak i guess only 11 hours oxygen”
“you better beg your life in spanish”
“hola bish”
“you broke your streak i break ur legs”
“ever heard abt social distancing”
I like how i got an Duolingo ad when i see this
imagine walking throu the streets and scaring people with this coustume xD
I got a duolingo ad when watching this
I got a duolingo ad before this video
ohh thats why i hear footsteps at night!
my mom has duolingo!!!
I just found this on recommendations! creepy and funny lol
I got an ad for duolingo before this and it freaked out
I couldn’t stop laughing hola bish..😂
my bro I just got an ad for Duolingo while watching this
Duolingo:Hola Bish U Forgot Ur Spanish Lessons
"You broke your 11 streak i guess only 11 hours of oxygen today"
“hi! im duolingo! im coming in your house at 3am! to have fun!”
-duolingo
“You missed your Russia lesson time for your concussion”
when i clicked on the video an duolingo ad came
before the video started i got a duolingo ad what a coincidence
I literally got an ad for duolingo when i clicked the video
Lol I even got a duolingo ad
I got a duolingo ad at the start of the video .
I love these literal duo memes, one of these are my fucking fav. Make more>:]
It’s true, you are always in danger
I GOT DUOLINGO AD AFTER PRESSING THIS VIDEO
i got a duolingo ad on this video
Bruh i just got a Duolingo ad before this
« 2 choices spanish or vanish»