Put Your Phone DOWN | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 52

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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

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    • @danidan9917
      @danidan9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Come to northern Ireland babe you already have the balaclava 🤣 you're all set

    • @ChrissyChaosClips
      @ChrissyChaosClips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SEE YOU SOON BABES 🙌

    • @danidan9917
      @danidan9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChrissyChaosClips whoop whoop bring it on babes!!!

    • @SR-oy3jm
      @SR-oy3jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If u don’t come to Chicago SHITS WEAK🤣

    • @radkouse1of1
      @radkouse1of1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you aren't coming to my city babe!!!

  • @summerbaby21
    @summerbaby21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Whoever I marry has to understand that I will be watching Chrissy chaos for the rest of my life

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @xXxNinjaPenguinxXx
      @xXxNinjaPenguinxXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AgendaInMind okay, even after all that the question remains. Are you marrying my man Joel or not?

    • @mtd228
      @mtd228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preach

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgendaInMind can you just stop? NO ONE CARES!!!!

  • @acmdavid11
    @acmdavid11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Chris makes me feel like a normal human being when he lets out all that stress in the first 5 mins of the podcast lol

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @rose-cq5xp
      @rose-cq5xp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real me too 🙌🙌

    • @RyanABC123
      @RyanABC123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People have 2 thoughts on Chris. They hate him or like us they say, this guy gets me.

  • @botmon.
    @botmon. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Bad friends and whiskey ginger episodes are gonna be fire when Chrissy is on

    • @ms.buoyant
      @ms.buoyant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is also showing up in King and the Sting which I watch live every Thursday night at 9pm pacific. I hope Theo and Steevee are there too. Or Chris Delia and Steevee. 🤞

  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    cutest kid in the BIZNESS!!!! THE CHAOS IS REAL

    • @pooterscooter8363
      @pooterscooter8363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuties with smoothies since day 1 babe

    • @Pinkricaan
      @Pinkricaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pooterscooter8363 ...cutie with the booty too 🍑🤣

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @Usergx-3047
      @Usergx-3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chrissy cuteness

    • @RonCadillac
      @RonCadillac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chrissy Muffins

  • @brinhultz33
    @brinhultz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I can literally hear Pimp's laugh still after chris says something, even though he's not even there😂😭

  • @lorrainekennedy5762
    @lorrainekennedy5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hearing Chris talk about his life and changes he wants to make is encouraging and inspiring, real relatable as we all have the same every day struggles. Keep up the good work Chrissy

  • @fabulousw
    @fabulousw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love TiTi J so much.....Don't ever stop telling stories about her or having her on the podcast, she's so funny and fabulous!

    • @revanite3021
      @revanite3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly, shes the most interesting human being alive

    • @nickosrallis99
      @nickosrallis99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he should be put back in prison imo... he's too weird and unpredictable

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nickosrallis99 wtf man

    • @Ohh695
      @Ohh695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He*

    • @kskull5764
      @kskull5764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nickosrallis99 scares the fuck out of me everytime i see him

  • @Wills4gottenbday
    @Wills4gottenbday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Seeing Chrissy in Tana Mongooses studio is a trip

    • @aktrip3295
      @aktrip3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lowkey hate it lmao

    • @7890i-u9s
      @7890i-u9s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aktrip3295 right like it isn’t correct I hate it

  • @lilydavis930
    @lilydavis930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If you take a shot every time Chrissy says “Lou Baton” you will be as black out as he was when he ordered the 3,000$ worth of shoes

    • @taylahx23
      @taylahx23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha yes

  • @SandpaperTTV
    @SandpaperTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Green screen mask never gets old

  • @mattm3551
    @mattm3551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    love reading about Tana Mongeau while listening to the chaos

  • @ms.buoyant
    @ms.buoyant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You were hilarious! Omg! You ranted for over an hour by yourself! You were on 🔥🔥. Thanks for all the laughs. Your show is therapeutic and informative. Good luck on the diet and thanks for being such a caring conscientious father and role model to many men. ❤

  • @kaleyneil8494
    @kaleyneil8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I never thought about how chris and Tana exist in the same world

    • @anna-tz5up
      @anna-tz5up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me either LMAO i was so confused

  • @daniellejeffrey4856
    @daniellejeffrey4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    fuckin love when I type chris distefano just to binge watch and accidentally end up early to a newly posted podcast. Fuck yea.

  • @lindi8873
    @lindi8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So glad u called Pimpy...I was missing his giggle!

  • @nic8944
    @nic8944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A chrissy X tana mongeau crossover is something I never thought I’d see 🤣

  • @joepop3292
    @joepop3292 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOLOL Titi at daycare with your step son story is too fuccccccccking funny, love it ,

  • @thecavallocompany
    @thecavallocompany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Chris you’re very hard on yourself. Remember, your body has pushed you along and supported you your entire life. It loves you no matter how much you hate it. That’s what always helps me, I hope it helps you my friend. Also easiest way to cut weight is to not eat anything with more than 4 ingredients. It’s bananas how it opens your eyes.

  • @michaelsanchez9930
    @michaelsanchez9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Anyone else miss the 48 laws of power segments and hearing chrissy babes take on'em

  • @MrDannyd9
    @MrDannyd9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Opening aggressively in a ski mask was a good choice. The shock factor made me crack immediately. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking something.

  • @feralcat89
    @feralcat89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bro, that white man's movie studio joke was a bombshell

    • @LuckyLuch1
      @LuckyLuch1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real bombshell is that it's not a joke

    • @revanite3021
      @revanite3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LuckyLuch1 CLIP IT

  • @stevenmartinez5298
    @stevenmartinez5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Solo rants are fucking awesome.
    Off the rails.
    Missed Pimp's laughs in the background but was awesome to have him on the call and see how much Chris missed him

  • @MrsParksIsInTheHouse
    @MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “If I make it to 50 and still have all my toes I’ll consider it a win!“ Possibly the best and funniest thing you’ve ever said!

  • @holdonasecondamigo599
    @holdonasecondamigo599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hmmm not sure how I feel about the chaos being in a studio lol and PIMP WE MISS YOU. Poor Pimpy, just coughing his lungs out till Chrissy comes home.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    But if I put my phone down I can’t watch the constant hilarity that is Chrissy D! 🔥

  • @parisab6
    @parisab6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love “chrissy off the rails” 🤣

  • @cooperpeck2443
    @cooperpeck2443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be one of the funniest videos Chrissy has done. I was laughing the whole time jesus

  • @Kat-yz3hc
    @Kat-yz3hc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need a Tana/Chrissy interaction!!! Such a tease!!!!

  • @Used8j9
    @Used8j9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally saw my boy at the improv LA! SOOOO FUCKING FUNNY! Love you babe!

  • @nikkinease554
    @nikkinease554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ain’t even past the first ad and I’m already smilin’

  • @Penellabella
    @Penellabella 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy!!! How did I just discover him??.... He is so entertaining I didnt even listen to 1.5 speed like I do most podcast and I also did not fast forward the Ad reads. He is THAT entertaining! Im a new fan for sure and about to binge all his content avaiable for consumption.

  • @SerDunk
    @SerDunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    20:08 CHRISSY ON BADFRIENDS again? Hell Yes!! Cant wait 🤙

    • @jollyyahyah
      @jollyyahyah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bobo has to go to Hungary

  • @cassidydickinson7974
    @cassidydickinson7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as he said "credy weddy" I liked and subbed. I could not resist... 🤣

  • @daniellejeffrey4856
    @daniellejeffrey4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Liking, commenting and watching all ADS for the 3 grand Lou Boutons 😀 🤣

  • @anthonyanolik1285
    @anthonyanolik1285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I weigh 255 but am 5’7 and off the rails. Teach severely disabled students and mitigate the stress with food. It’s wild but it’s what it is. 3500 cals deep and it’s only 4:40 in the afternoon and am for sursies having dinner

    • @TheAverageSavage1021
      @TheAverageSavage1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey man- thanks for doing something that helps the world for the better, I truly respect that!
      It's okay to get off track at times don't beat yourself up. Maybe trying some talk therapy would help, but they also have medications for overweight people that give you more energy and curb your appetite- it may help, try and look into it.
      You're gonna be okay, don't be too hard on yourself.

  • @djdenninger2763
    @djdenninger2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Bad Friends Chaos collab. Chaos, No Presh and Bad Friends are the best.

  • @cierraseghetti1195
    @cierraseghetti1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can't just dance around the fact you're in Tana's studio!! Now I need the crossover!!

  • @Grick__rimes
    @Grick__rimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Idk how he does it but Chris keeps it interesting every pod he’s in…if I have to hear Bert mention the machine story or how he is attracted to teens one more time I’ll just have to be done

    • @dntgvafuk89
      @dntgvafuk89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆 Chris better stay away from the drinking then

  • @shonuff9181
    @shonuff9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are truly a stand-up guy Chrissy , both figuratively and literally

  • @billmxracer96
    @billmxracer96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude makes my day better everytime

  • @NomadRivers
    @NomadRivers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Chrissy the sphinx cat” lmao

  • @vegamedina289
    @vegamedina289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always get happy fast when the pod starts!!!

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaaaas babe! Still laughing over Chappelle's face at the chaos yesterday on tfatk

  • @phoebehoolihan9019
    @phoebehoolihan9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy is 10000% a person who was meant to be a parent💜 that's a REAL Dad mindset

  • @SpittingFuego
    @SpittingFuego ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m sitting here and it hit me the ability to just talk nonstop is truly a talent

  • @JustinBieberLove1224
    @JustinBieberLove1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    tana’s studio 😭😭😭 i’m crying

  • @lindseygarren9639
    @lindseygarren9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's not the same without Homeless Pimp's laughter in the background.

  • @JG-jy7pe
    @JG-jy7pe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "louie baton" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @KatieCat11
    @KatieCat11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This episode seemed so quiet without Homeless Pimp's laugh.

  • @phoebehoolihan9019
    @phoebehoolihan9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't wait to see you at the Beacon theater! I'll have my poncho ready!

  • @nickortiz8722
    @nickortiz8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell yeah can’t wait for Bad Friends!!

  • @rihube349
    @rihube349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Russian Homeless Pimp must have PLANTED chest hair seeds in that track jacket the way they're just GROWING outta there.

  • @mbb7014
    @mbb7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its Vuittons, ur throwing bs at us 😂😂

  • @daniellejeffrey4856
    @daniellejeffrey4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually love how Chris can't say diabetic. Lmfao he says Diabreadic 🤣 10:43 ANDDDD 10:53 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @mikecastrataro
    @mikecastrataro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excited to see you on trash Tuesday

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just listening to the intro got me hype af!
    Edit- You, Schultz, and Santino is an epic combo!

  • @POV18
    @POV18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't give organs out like their candy...js 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

  • @jordanwhite7117
    @jordanwhite7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Chris genuinely the podcast prior helped me prepare and gave me more confidence and a sense of peace. Pray you loves have nothing the blessings 🙏🏾

  • @bellamescudi6901
    @bellamescudi6901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can’t wait for trash Tuesday & bad friends with Chrissy ❤️🥰

  • @meechie1159
    @meechie1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy Daddy Chaos - wishing you the best! My sons 11 and it means so much to be there at every game. Memories are more valuable than money.

  • @KevinC1990
    @KevinC1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad you called the Homeless Pimp.. An ep just wouldn't be the same without him

  • @victoriaalonzo8893
    @victoriaalonzo8893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m 3 minutes in and I don’t think this mans taken 2 breaths

  • @BirdOfHermes83
    @BirdOfHermes83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who sleeps with bread! 😉🍞

  • @captainkatz1775
    @captainkatz1775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo pimp that's some dope special effects with the mask in the beginning! Real dope idea

  • @alovegrove1
    @alovegrove1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Last week he was moving to Clearwater. This week he’s a New York guy. Chrissy flip flops everybody!

  • @STE41k
    @STE41k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL Right at the start I was looking at the screen and his "mask" was just green, then I look away to do something, then look back and BAM it's Chaos.

  • @jinxnicole2581
    @jinxnicole2581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nah Jada smith is the Hugh Hefner of the play girl mansion. It’s in the magic mike movie

  • @Thegreatgambini23
    @Thegreatgambini23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    New episode on my birthday 🔥🔥

  • @Tacit_Tern
    @Tacit_Tern 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make no mistake, Chrissy's got the 'Tism, and I love him for it.
    .....it's what it is.

  • @tpoults8141
    @tpoults8141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved gionnni on the pod. Great EP

  • @slimkyle1445
    @slimkyle1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why does crissy sound way more problematic when pimp isn’t there to laugh after his jokes 😂😂

    • @HanasRoom
      @HanasRoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because Pimp is our moral compass.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    >Titi plugging dates on an Elementary school pickup line

  • @christiangonzalez9508
    @christiangonzalez9508 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy being so honest makes him soooo much better than a lot of comics nowadays especially when podcasting

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    May the Lord keep and bless Titi's dsl's in Heaven,praise His Holy Name 🙏💗🌈

  • @pulaski42
    @pulaski42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks babe I needed this today

  • @JustinBieberLove1224
    @JustinBieberLove1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    see ya at the beacon babe 🥳🥳🥳

  • @CoryCould
    @CoryCould 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy telling me to get off my phone while I’m on my phone listening to him is giving me a case of the twisties!

  • @ethangaltrey6128
    @ethangaltrey6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great episode 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @kanifalam7835
    @kanifalam7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chrissy coming off the rails, 2022 full blown nervous COVID breakdowns

  • @jayjason2517
    @jayjason2517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy one year anniversary to the Chrissy Chaos show. What a journey, Babe.
    Get well, Homeless Pimp. :)

  • @sdemon5567
    @sdemon5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad you're doing good Pimpy.Miss you and Chrissy together.

  • @cyninin1346
    @cyninin1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    No Pimp laughs and a giant CANCELLED sign above Chrissy’s head causes chaos in my brain

  • @rontoothaker4045
    @rontoothaker4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris stop trying to get me to pay 10 bucks for a box of cereal! That’s WILD

  • @brolo4784
    @brolo4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching tiger belly when I accidentally clicked this right when Bobby was about to get “deep” and then Chris just explodes in my screen in a green hockey mask 😂😂

  • @KSpeagsBby
    @KSpeagsBby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy isn't lieing about missing half the show if you're not on the Patreon. 5/6 times I enjoy the guest SO much more on the Patreon than I do on the real episode

  • @Sludgedump
    @Sludgedump 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't put my phone down and watch chrissy chaos at the same time

  • @ZombieGameAreMe
    @ZombieGameAreMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing like Chrissy Carbs on a Tuesday morning

  • @MaTTheWish
    @MaTTheWish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy "I can't believe it's HOT butter" on my blueberry muffin - DeStefano

  • @adrianagomez0
    @adrianagomez0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    crying that this is in Tana's old studio omg

  • @Rik3n_
    @Rik3n_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This got me through my morning commute 😅

  • @cassandramcnew8115
    @cassandramcnew8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My life has been a tad bit too boring on sundays. I’m sold on the patreon !

  • @russelldooley4670
    @russelldooley4670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need a movie about Titi Jerry's life.

  • @zachpeterson7120
    @zachpeterson7120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Were here for the chaos

  • @earlymorningpodcast
    @earlymorningpodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There wasn’t enough camera switches/angles on this episode SMH

  • @carriefish
    @carriefish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never related to anyone as much as I have related to Chrissy in the first 6 minutes of this.

  • @ElisabethKanyer
    @ElisabethKanyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The editing on this per usual is genius.

  • @marisol4677
    @marisol4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope pimp is feeling well. 🌻🌻🌻 😘😘😘

  • @vanrooy23
    @vanrooy23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy "doesn't understand where the phone speaker is" Distefano

  • @maceroee
    @maceroee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy smokes. Hell yeah two FOG comedians on Bad friends!!